QOTT: whats yr favorite beer or alcoholic beverage to drink? if you don’t consume alcohol what do u drink instead?previous >>37336935
four loko
wine!
>>37338133i fuck with a pilsner, or like, sapporo
>>37338133fat clown asses in my face
white russian always get a shit ton of em in las vegas :)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=066HZlam91Y
>>37338133I like Islay scotch
>>37338133>QOTT: whats yr favorite beer or alcoholic beverage to drink?On tap, Guinness. If there's an open bar I like rye and ginger ale
>>37338133>tfw no chaser bf to convince me to transition
>>37338133>QOTT: whats yr favorite beer or alcoholic beverage to drink?>if you don’t consume alcohol what do u drink instead?I enjoy whiskey and many types of beers. Ipas mostly. But I don't drink much these days so water and coffee for me.
>>37338153shutup frog
>>37338153up late are we monsieur frog
Qott: Water, coffee, juice. One Monster/week.
>>37338172You should transition
>>37338133the most chud marketing I think I'll ever see but I've been drinking it for literally years :(
>>37338133>QOTTVodka, particularly Moscow Mules. Alternatively maybe Irish carbombs bc they taste like chocolate drink
>>37338203booooring......
>>37338174>>37338184>they don't know i only wear frog as a mask to get attentioni am so curious what frog looks like. i just had to pry inside of clown to get a few bits of info out of her. who is chloride? interesting.
>>37338146Oh god don't remind me of those nights I can't remember
>>37338133for me its any beer, whiskey cokes, rum cokes, vodka, nalewkas or even moonshine idc as long as it has a buzz or a burn
>>37338133Anything's good except for maybe red wine. Never seemed to get into that stuff. Obviously I like bourbon, but rum and coke or tequila cocktails go hard too.These days it's mainly cold brew or monster for me.
>>37338133pink cloud juice
>>37338212Okay continue repressing
>>37338215it's salt right?
Mescal. Anyways formally requesting attractive man again
>>37338237why are you so cruel to me....? do you hate me......?
>>37338246Not sure there are any here sorry.
>>37338133ethanol drip into my chasers bloodstream and he cums in my mouth
>>37338244i am a gigachad. a golden god. i am the utmost. the pinnacle. the tip of the spear of heaven. all the is good and was and will ever be. me.
what does clown look like without filters?
>>37338272pure sex, i tell you. pure sex.
>>37338275can i bargain with her Persian parents to buy her from them? i think that's how it works in her culture. you trade gold and jewels for bussy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia6m3pIIS2k
i need a back massage so bad
>>37338285do I look persian to u...
>>37338320sorry I can only massage the front
>>37338330i don't know what persian people look like, sweetie
>>37338330Lebanese? I don't remember it was a while ago
Walkies.
>>37338342I LOVE OYU
>>37338339Are there any trannies who look like this here.
>>37338339Oh hi there. I'm a tall handsome man btw who doesn't feel gay anymore.
>>37338341huh? I'm not lebanese either
>>37338339you're telling me that fox has a penis?
>>37338358>doesn't feel gay anymorelol
>>37338348Theres maybe 2 that this makes me think of
>>37338359How much gold would it take to purchase your hand in marriage? Tell me your customs
>>37338359what do you smell like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9tkT4BE3Iw
>>37338389the mysterious lands of persia
I just want to be wanted that's my fetish
>>37338461I want u
>>37338461I have the same fetish
I miss Ava.
>>37338395I hope you had a good day off
>>37338476I want you
>>37338509im ugly no you dont
>>37338522but but bbut but I want you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4nGIQLDZFo
>>37338492oop didnt see this my b it was ty just chilled ftmp, trying to catch up on relaxing :)
With your mercury mouth in the missionary timesAnd your eyes like smoke and your prayers like rhymesAnd your silver cross, and your voice like chimesOh, who do they think could bury you?With your pockets well protected at lastAnd your streetcar visions which you place on the grassAnd your flesh like silk, and your face like glassWho could they get to carry you?Sad-eyed lady of the lowlandsWhere the sad-eyed prophet says that no man comesMy warehouse eyes, my Arabian drumsShould I put them by your gateOr, sad-eyed lady, should I wait?With your sheets like metal and your belt like laceAnd your deck of cards missing the jack and the aceAnd your basement clothes and your hollow faceWho among them can think he could outguess you?With your silhouette when the sunlight dimsInto your eyes where the moonlight swimsAnd your match-book songs and your gypsy hymnsWho among them would try to impress you?Sad-eyed lady of the lowlandsWhere the sad-eyed prophets say that no man comesMy warehouse eyes, my Arabian drumsShould I put them by your gateOr, sad-eyed lady, should I wait?
>>37338133Who is that
>>37338590Bjork, 1983
>>37338621that's the slowdive lady??? you deceitful miscreant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2ZPqmQ11nY
I'm installing HOMM3 right now and am wondering about what I can cook for dinner, and lasagne sounds nice but idk if I want to make it on my own...
>>37338652>deceitful miscreantthis will be engraved on my grave stone
>>37338679That does sound good.I don’t know when I’m lazy I make meatloaf or tacos.
>>37338679the only HOMM game worth playing
they should force all chasers to try a week of hrt to weed out the reppers and make the rest have more empathy
>>37338549<3
>>37338779Dosent hrt take a wile? What would a week do?
>>37338795no like, to only feel the mental effects of it
>>37338798Oh ok. I feel like at least a few would fail that test.
>>37338133>qott I like beer a lot. Going through my highest ratings in Untappd, it's mostly smoothie sours, imperial stouts, and double/triple/quadruple hazy IPAs, so I guess generally sweet, tart beers are my faves. The top rated ones on my list from each genre are Arpus Brewing's 5 Year Anniversary Smoothie Sour for sours, Sudden Death Brewing's Open Ice Hits Vol. 2 for NEIPAs, and Anchorage Brewing Company's Blessed (2021) for stouts. Probably never gonna get to taste any of those again bc everything is kinda limited release, so it's hard to say they're my faves, but they're the best i've tasted from my fave styles at least.
>>37338816I can think of 3 chasers off the top of my head that would "graduate"
i dont miss him anymore i got the ick, thank god
>>37338836Is graduating good or bad? and I don't really know most of the chasers here so I can't guess>>37338661and ty for music as always. Its funny how much of my youtube history is your stuff.
>>37338868graduating from chaser to tranner, so you tell me if that's good or bad
>>37338779then i won't chase anymore, simple as
>>37338887Oh good or bad was a bad way of putting it.Im good with how I am I like being a dude
is it a red flag if all of her friends happen to be exactly her type?
>>37338944No, most trans women seek familiarity when choosing friends, which isn't odd. They also rarely have a circle of cis female friends, or trans friends.
>>37338966her type as in the kind of guy she's interested in..
>>37338975im interested in you
>>37338975Describe her type of guy
>>37338996it's not relevant to the question please>>37338993back, witch
>>37339006do you wanna be my friend, you're exactly my type
>>37339011this is why i don't trust you people. I'm not just something pretty to look at, i have feelings
>>37339006that's weird. yeah maybe she's a slut with a harem of guy friends she fucks. idk
>>37339030she's done a few concerning things lately and I'm trying to fit the pieces together.
>>37339042like what
>>37339051a lot of things. i won't waste your time with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhn8MtWqKw4>>37338780hope you had an alright day too anon!>>37338868of course :)
https://youtu.be/mc1W_Pys88U?si=hwKfxXX-CmWblUNT
>>37338133Skittles water.
ominous lol gn yallhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLA_-0uDR-c
>>37339492Sleep well friend
>>37338133>whats yr favorite beer or alcoholic beverage to drink?Used to be Stellas. Just crisp, clean, light but bodied. I do miss a cold Stella after mowing the lawn and shit.>if you don’t consume alcohol what do u drink instead?Water almost exclusively with the occasional orange Gatorade. Love that shit.
>>37338461I think everyone wants to be wanted, but some more than others. This is very common for a sub, based on past experiences.
why tf awakey at 5am
>>37338133AriZona iced out with vodka
>>37339625An individual of late 90s/early 00s culture, I see.
>>373396362003 iced out boys
>>37339532i dont rly want to be wanted. it doesnt mean so much to me. what makes your wanting so important? why should i value it? i think my wanting is more important above all
>>37339746empathy
>>37339755what does empathy have to do with this. that anon claimed that everyone wants to be wanted. but who wants but the wanter? want what we all want who wants. but want?
I'm starting to think only about 10% of chasers in this gen actively chase trannies
but at what cost ?
>>37339776i chase the chasers that so love to chase. but who chases the chaser that chased? I, but a humble chaser, am the eternal chasee>>37339777at the cost of costing your costly cost?
When yo girl got autism, bangs and a Y-chromosome
>>37339776trannies are either madly n love with me, begging me to fuck them, or ghosting me and telling me to kms. and that's the same trannies doing both, so im going to sit this one out partna
>>37339788bang bang bang IM BANGING with bangs oh yeah pow krapow smack bang in them iddle
>>37339765>but who wants but the wanter?Someone who wants to be with the wanter, and wants them back. It's called a "relationship.">>37339780>but who chases the chaser that chased?"The chase and the hunt craze people's minds." - The Tao De Ching>>37339792Mental illness is a mutha.
>>37339792I get two types>the ones that fall in love with me very quickly and get really attached>the ones that only seem to view me as a quick fuck and don't want anything romanticBut never the notorious ghosters I've heard so much about. I could just have gotten lucky.
>>37339799>"relationship."the only relation that's passenger on my ship is my several cats
But she gives great head though
>>37339805>the ones that only seem to view me as a quick fuck and don't want anything romanticWhy even fuck wit them tho?
>>37339820I don't. I've just encountered them.
>>37339805>>But never the notorious ghosters I've heard so much about.that's meive stopped talking to more friends and acquaintances than i can counti think im progressively changing from avoidant to schizoid
>>37339805I'm dating a femboy, kind of not really just fucking him and playing video with him, and it's been so much easier.
>>37339837pederasty is a sin anon
>>37339837It's probably easier but I find trannies way hotter. To each their own though.
>>37339805dunno if this applies to others but, at least for me, the ppl I tend to ghost are the ones that don't manage to make me cling onto them before I forget they exist. not just romantically but in life generally. but I've never ran into anyone who'd deliberately ghost, that seems like a really weird thing to do tbhon.
>>37339844So basically, people just need to make sure you remember them?
>>37339837this is such a miserable fucking existence to be had with a partner and a lover and a companionwhy would i want to rot inside a musty ass room you probably dont clean and play the shitty vidya youve zapped your brain on for twenty odd years?I WANT TO CLIMB A MOUNTAIN AND FROLICK IN THE FIELDS AND DRINK TILL THE SUN GOES DOWN ON A SUMMER EVENING AFTER THE OPERA
>>37339850yeah, or make sure I care enough about them that I'll feel guilty about not responding.
>>37339842:D he's 18>>37339843precisely, good luck finding the complete package
>>37339861>>:D he's 18ewjust EWyou're a fucking stupid asshole freak who needs a lobotomy
>>37339814sheeh even the mods trynna take us down now can't have shit as chaser
>>37339856I have an apartment right now that I'm moving out of in October and into a house. We'll do all of those things together, minus the opera, femboys don't listen to opera
>>37339888>femboys don't listen to operayeah because you're using an emotionally stunted boy as your fucktoy trying to live a prolonged adolescenceyou'll drop him and leave him in the dust the moment he stops being your little pederast fuckpuppetsincerely tie a noose around your neck
>>37339805i’m the former type
>>37339868I'm very happy actually and not sitting here waiting for my dream girl anymore. You really shouldn't care what I do anon, I'm a complete stranger
>>37339861How old are you bro?
>>37339897Shut up you moron. We're both happy with the relationship and I pursued him because he was asking for older men, ok? I'm not using him, he doesn't want to date someone his age right now. Gosh you are so rude
>>3733991938
>>37339919>>37339935Wrong
'femboy enjoyers'are fucking muck on my boot and the lowest of the low THAT COULD BE EVER LOWERimagine calling your adult self realised partner a porn categoryOH WAITTHEY'RE IN AN EXTENDED INFANCY AND ARE NOT IN FACT SELF REALISEDTHERE'S THE CATCH
i believe in the ascendancy of MAN and i cannot stand these decrepit ineffectual cocksuckers who cannot make their will KNOWN in this world -- resigning themselves to keep in stasis the next generation of man. you're fucking evil satanists and make no mistake for the coming terror that will be on your doorstep
>>37339825Smart.
>>37339776That was never really a secret.
>>37339945To me, girlvoice and presenting feminine is a must so I couldn't date or even fuck a femboy.
Eating tranner buttholes
>>37339965>girlvoice and presenting feminine is a mustbased
>>37339935Bruh
>>37339945You are so uptight and fuming over nothing. He calls himself a femboy, as in a feminine boy which he is. He's also a really sweet natured guy and he's going to school, it's not like he's attention whoring on twitter or here all day playing games with people. Fuck off.
>>37340029Let's be real you done groomed that lil nigga
>>37340029>He calls himself a femboy, as in a feminine boy which he is.you keep calling him a boy. you must really love boys. boys must be on your mind all the time. little boys that you can molest and castrate and put your little faggot puppet strings onhe's going to school, not studying. is he learning his times tables, as well? maybe learning some level 1 arithmetic?
>>37340035No I didn't. I would never groom someone like the way your hinting
>Listen, the little boy 20 years younger than me that I'm grooming so I can use his shithole as a cumdump is actually a VERY SWEET GUY okay?!
>>37340046I'm just going to end it here, you clearly have an agenda to push and it's sick. There's nothing wrong or bad about our relationship and im not a pedophile you crazy bitch, he's 18. Wtf is wrong with you. Don't answer, let's end this now.
>>37340047this asshole is a CBL (certified boy lover)his literary idol is allen ginsberghe's an esteemed member of NAMBLAwhen he proposes the molestation of boys around him, he asks if they want to do it 'like the greeks'
>>37340057You're sick, get help.
sooooooooooo anyone seen any good movies lately..?
>>37340075I had a skim through some of lawrence of arabia's shots again. ill post some screencaps
>>37340075I watched Speak No Evil and it was pretty good
>>37340087
>>373400873
>>37340102last one
>>37340075i watched Citizen Kane a while ago, mostly as a history exercise, but ended up falling in love with it. Like, it's an important historical piece of art, sure, but it's also a really good time; i genuinely enjoyed watching it a lot. Xanadu made me wanna visit Hearst Castle if I ever happen to go to the states for some reason, it was insanely pretty.
>>37340111>Hearst Castlethis guy was an assholewilliam randolph hearstreminds me of the fella above who spends his time molesting little boys
>>37340119yeah, guy really sucked. but Kane from Citizen Kane was heavily based on him, as was his estate, and that's why i wanna visit. It's like that movie location but in real life.
>>37340075No.
>>37340133i kinda wish we still had megalomaniac magnates you could put a name to, like you used to be able to do 100 years ago. now all we have is murdoch and he's not even putting the vehicle in gear. it's all faceless corporate entities committing the deception
>>37340057lol
>>37338373I want one.
>>37340173Good luck
where can i get some pussy around here?
Stu bussy stu in fishnets
>>37340248did you miss it while i was gone?
>>37340266I missed you
>>37338133i like to drink monster ultra zero
>>37340268thats sweet :)i think im mostly done posting nudes here tho. maybe if i take one i really like ill show it off lol
>>37338133cum
>>37340283What have you been doing when gone and are you feeling better?
>>37338133Use to drink white Russians like 8 a night, now it’s chocco milk or mr pilk
>>37340300>What have you been doing when gonenot much lol. im back in college tho and i had a consultation for ffs :)>are you feeling better?if i was feeling particularly bad before then yes, but generally no
>>37340324What are you studying? You should not post more nudes here but I have your fishnet video saved and I masterbate to it
As always, gave the kitty cat one piece of popcorn to eat. He was yelling at me to hurry up while I picked out the best one for him.
>>37340328i was studying music before but now idk what i want to do>I have your fishnet video saved and I masterbate to ituh...have fun with that ig
>>37340379Masterbatin
Chaserbros who were the craziest tranners you've interacted with?
>>37340318Hi can you post sexy pics please
>>37339776Kinda true. I'm not avoiding trannies but I'm not going out of my way looking for one either. Straight trans girls who are also single aren't exactly common you know so I've been only dating cis girls.
>>37340494>Straight trans girls who are also single aren't exactly commonbut they are
>>37340494do you mean straight trannies that pass? because i feel thats a detail often ommited
>>37340516Not in real life, the internet isn't real.
>>37340531anon most straight tranners are probably single unfortunately
>>37340542I think we have different definitions of common.
>>37340526i'd say the requirements are usually even stricter, usually what they want is straight trannies that pass and also have some resemblance of social skills. like, I feel like there's at least some amount straight and passing NEET trannies who are too antisocial for even forums or discord.
>>37340547well ur a lil pissbaby
>>37340557kek
Blimba Swaggin’
>>37340549>like, I feel like there's at least some amount straight and passing NEET trannies who are too antisocial for even forums or discord.um, how, exactly? those kinds are always transbians. gay men are pro social
need satisfactory gf to help automate aluminum production :(
>>37340588maybe i'm just biased, but like, all of the antisocial mtf neets I know IRL are straight lol. I'm sure there's at least some that exist outside of my immediate circles too.
>>37340601arent you a polyfag? it's probably the weird circles you run in
>>37340549im pretty autistic and dont pass, but im also not straight so idk. the chasers i have been with have been nice to me, but ive never been with a chaser in a relationship
>>37340601almost as if blanchardism is bs most of the time
>>37340516>>37340526Straight trannies period. They really aren't that common outside the internet and I'm not going out of my way trying to find one online. I'm just dating people I meet in real life and so far none of them have been trans women.
>>37340431I’m getting ready for work :/ maybe later it depends on how manic I get
>>37340607i am, but i'm also the only polyfag in those circles (aside from my partners). I try to avoid the poly-as-an-identity ppl like the plague nowadays, too many shit experiences with them lol.my social circles are generally pretty normal, like, they've just grown organically around the original friend group of like 6 ppl I made when I started uni.
>>37340631NTA but how the fuck do you manage to become a disgusting polyshitter while living in FINLAND of all places?
>>37340634uhh, I was in a mono relationship with my fiancee, then we both got a crush on the same person, and one evening when the three of us were out drinking, we took her home. and then she just kinda ended up living with us. that was two and a half years ago, we decided we'd officially be a closed triad relationship at some point, and that's where we've stayed. i don't really identify as poly tbhon, like, it's just the relationship mode i've ended up in and i'm fine with it.
>>37340634the scandis are kinky af (i know finland is not nordic)
>>37340645Is your fiance a guy or a girl?
>>37340651i mean fuck why did i say scandi. AND FINLAND IS NORDIC. i mixed them up. fuck fuck fuck fuck
>>37340613>im pretty autistic and dont passHeyyy
>>37340652fiancee is a cis woman, gf is a trans woman. the truth comes out, i am a polyshit transbian (not really, i'm bi but like. that's what ppl see me as i think lol)
>>37340661You and your gf sure are women when you penetrate that cis woman's vagina with your throbbing, erect cocks.
>>37340645So you became polyamorous through situation? Kinda sounds like your getting cucked by your fiancée in a way.
>>37340677ew, no. that's a weird thing to fantasize about.
>>37340685No you're very valid and sapphic!
>>37340626>Straight trannies periodso no bi trannies?>>37340660are there chasers that legitimately prefer non passing? i think it makes me ultra low on the desirability scale
>>37340689>are there chasers that legitimately prefer non passing? There's a chaser for every type of tranny. Every single type. So yes.
>>37340661Let me get this gay, you’re an mtf with a cis female fiancé and an mtf “gf”. How are you going to be a polywog and a fucking transbian that shit is a double negative.
>>37340601>>37340645Oh cool you're a finn as well. I'm guessing you live in Uusimaa if there are so many trans girls in your social circles?
>>37340699nah finland actually just has a disproportionate amount of trannies because some degree of autism is pretty much guaranteed if you're an ethnic finn
>>37340694that makes me feel a little bit better
>>37340713it's the pre-natal alcohol consumption
>>37340269Same. I buy two cases a week :)
>>37340689>non passingyes, those are called homosexuals
ok, good morning for real chasergen, now that it isn't 5amstarting to think the anon who said "keep your phone away from your bed" was Wise
i hate that this thread turned into an interview after that one anon revealed my secret polyshit life, but like, i'm too stubborn to not fruitlessly defend myself here lol yall got me>>37340681nah. me and fiancee had both hung out with gf on different occasions. like, fiancee and gf met at some afterparty and hung out there, me and her met at a student event and crashed on her friend's couch together. a few nights after that, me and fiancee were coming home from another party (it was Wappu, lots of parties then), sitting on the back seat of a taxi, and I told fiancee that I thought not-yet-gf was cute and seemed to like me, and fiancee said that she thought the same way about her. and we decided that if gf ever starts properly flirting with us, we'll just flirt back and see what happens. and then she did and then this happened.>>37340688god i hate that label, never using it>>37340697i deal with the cognitive dissonance by loathing both of those labels and only using them ironically to make fun of myself>>37340699pirkanmaa, actually. i know, like, an uncomfortable amount of other trannies irl.
>>37340726that along with like five centuries of rampant incest in isolated villages, also just a general genetic proclivity to being kind of retarded. finns are one of the few ethnicities that i think could actually be eugenicized
>>37340727i like the ultra rosa ones as well. i kinda wish there was a less sweet monster but oh well
>>37340689Many chasers prefer so called 'twinkhons'. The way I see it there's nothing wrong with that as long as it's done respectfully and as long as the trans girl is treated well.
>>37340645>>37340661Tbh I think this is very likely how my relationship will end up eventually. But we don't go out enough to meet people so it's all been online for us so far lol
boymoding today :/
>>37340745>twinkhonsi dont really understand what that term means. i just look like a typical lateshit. maybe i need to lose weight
>>37340739there is nothing wrong about being poly, it's an adaptive trait for undesirables (autists, troons, fatties, mentally ill people) and it works wonders. i know a lot of poly people who'd be suicide tier incels because their traits make it impossible to find partners, but wow shack up in a polycule and what do you get = happy, albeit disgusting quadrouples
imagine being poly lmao
>>37340739I’ve never understood the appeal of being a polywog, just sounds like having an orgy mate or a relationship with your side bitch while dating someone. If I want to whore around I’ll do it on my time, not gonna be the type for an open relationship or any polywog shit.
>>37340743Oh I love those too! My other favorite has been the Ultra Fantasy Ruby RedAnd I like the orange ones for mornings lol(the owner of the gas station I buy cases from let's me go to the cooler to open them and swap other flavors then sells to me for the same price as Costco)
twinkhon is one of the least useful terms this board has istglike yeah we mostly all get the intended usage but it's so misleading in several different ways at once
>>37340774shut up twinkhon
>>37340772Amazing taste in caffeine addiction, I also like ruby reds can design. The bunnys make the experience 12 times better :3
>>37340774trannies misusing term? impossible(you're part of the problem pichu)
>>37340772>Ultra Fantasy Ruby Redi havent seen that one in aus before but i will keep an eye out for it
>>37340777what id give to be a twink again
>>37340743god i fucking love Ultra Rosa, i've drank a can today already and kinda want another>>37340762it's not even that lol, me and fiancee were in a good established relationship already, we just ended up in a weird situation that somehow suited us.>>37340769that seems to be the appeal for a lot of folks, not us though, as I said the relationship is closed, and also none of us just like sex that much, it's like a once every two months thing at best, on par with like, going to a live music gig together or something.
energy drinkers disgust medrink fucking coffee like a normal human instead of some globohomo poison
>>37340780which ones do i misuse (genuine question)
Drink tea
>>37340787>and also none of us just like sex that much, it's like a once every two months thing at bestjesus lmao the absolute stateit is DIRE for polyfags
>>37340789legitimately whats bad in energy drinks? the carbonated water might increase kidney stones but not really if you drink water
>>37340766Embarrassingggg but if you’re happy
>>37340797That anon has autism it’s definitely a sensory thing for them.
>>37340797i hate them. they destroy the ritual historically involved with caffeine. you cant sit down and get a coffee with an energy drink fag, they have to be DOIGN things all the TIME
>>37340645this is so cute!!
>>37340787That’s fine I guess, just seems kind of retarded to me honestly. Why couldn’t you just do all of that stuff with your fiancé? What does adding another person do for anything, except like help on rent and shit.>>37340789>Waaah I hate people who are having fun waaah I’m a thief of joy waaahhhh
>>37340807You are silly.
in a poly relationship, who has sex with the other person and who cries in the corner while they watch?
>>37340793i've seen you calling yourself a boymoder before
>>37340813>>>Waaah I hate people who are having fun waaah I’m a thief of joy waaahhhh>erm, let people enjoy things, chud?no faggot. i will critique your commodity fetishism and SHATTER your globohomosexual preconceptions>>37340814silly how? am i putting on a funny show?
>>37340789>NOOOOO STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE NOOOOOO
>>37340817don't fucking care about your poly dogshit
>>37340809no it's notit's literally one cause of transphobia bc ppl associate the lgbt community with loveless degenerate shit
>>37340821Yes.
how often would a chaser want to have sex with me if they were my bf? how often would they want oral?would they be willing to fluctuate this number a lot depending on where I am in my prog cycle?
>>37340789i don't even drink energy drink but lets be honest for a sec, coffee taste like dogshit
No, I will not 'let people enjoy things', I will criticise your habits and behaviour as a free individual, in a free society, within the limits of fine conduct.Pre-packaged caffeine is aberrant, and alienating. You are a faggot for drinking energy drinks.
>>37340831every third sunday of the month
>>37340831don't really know, i would probably adapt to the girl i'm dating honestly
>>37340813>What does adding another person do for anythingi mean, not much? except there's three of us instead of two. I'm not exactly the best spokesperson for polyshitism, like, i wouldn't have deliberately looked for this kind of relationship and wouldn't recommend anyone else do that either, but enjoy it now that I happened to sorta stumble into one.
>>37340821You can’t call me a faggot, you chaser faggot. You also sound hella Blu which makes genuinely disgusted.
>>37340833stay mad, nigger
>>37340833why are you being an ubersperg?
>>37340844im trans btwalsoarent you quite literally homosexual? is it not apt to say you are one of a faggotrous persuasion?
>>37340739Oh I see. I live in Etelä-Karjala and haven't met any trans girls here. I don't think we even have any lgbt friendly bars or anything here. Maybe I need to hit you up and ask you to set me up with your single friends if I ever move to that part of the country for a job :D
>>37340853you are in a tranny fucker thread. its pansexual at best to fuck trannies.
>>37340843I get it, but like, What the fuck are you enjoying out of it? Frothing with another troon or something.
>>37340819
what do I do if I want chasers to make objectifying comments about my body?
>it's Fire Emblem Friday with the trans gf>no time to hit the gym today>didn't get to go this monday either because it was Minecraft Monday
>>37340850because people need to hear me speaking truth to power>>37340848if I must be a nigger, then you are one of the most niggardly damn faggots ive seen>>37340857yes, but he's quite literally a /gay/gen flamer
>>37340853Then I’m doubling down and going to tell you to kill yourself. And yes those things are true, but you’re an agphon an undeserving of the fag pass mungo.
>>37340870Stop wanting that.
>>37340870be hot or get the fuck out
>>37340870Seek help or find God or both.
>>37340778Don't they though??? I adore it and it's the reason I picked it up when they first came out lol>>37340782Picrel
>>37340870>find a chaser to talk to>send him nudes>profit
>>37340875all this because you fail to understand the obscured social relations within an energy drinkyou, my friend, are DROWNING in IDEOLOGY
>>37340874>because people need to hear me speaking truth to powermeh, you're just acting deranged, nobody really care than you have some unhinged hatred for energy drink lol
>>37340881I want to be hot but people always describe me as pretty or cute instead>>37340884>>37340876thank you need this Goddess help me prog is destroying me I need to lower my dose
>>37340870i don't understand why a tranny would do that but you do you i guess
When I drink my weekly Monster I do so at the same time as my daily coffee alternating sip for sip.
>>37340885Monster has style and substance, Red Bull has a catchy ass slogan and tastes like piss. Monster is also very Nu-metal pilled which is very cool.
>>37340789I do drink coffee, I just also drink 4-6 monsters a day <3When I treat myself I get a frappuccino from starbies
>>37340902>goddessdropped
I want a brapuccino
>>37340896it is perfectly hinged, my disdainment for energy drinks. coffee as ritual is the greatest of all social bonding exercises to grace our espresso-laden stomachs>>37340908>When I treat myself I get a frappuccino from starbiesew. just ew.
>>37340907I can drink redubull or nos in a pinch but monster is by far my favorite>Monster is also very Nu-metal pilledSame
>>37340888You are so right for this. Energy drinks should be erased from existence, and it should be illegal to sell coffee in to go cups. People just consume caffeine so they can move on to the next thing as fast as possible, but really it should be something you slow down to enjoy before continuing with your day
Who's the stinkiest trannard here?
has anyone seen frisson?
>>37340918Mocha cookie crumble frap w/ 4x Java chips 3-4 shots of espresso and 2 pumps of hazelnut :)
>>37340923we are one in the same, my friend. i hope you have a wonderful day, and many more to come!
monster has a high caffeine/drink ratiobut monster is disastrously overpriced vs coffee when considering caffeine/dollarmonster can be stored and enjoyed cold in places where warm drinks are ill-suiteddo such things as the style and aesthetic of drinking monster or the "social ritual" of drinking coffee really factor in at all?
>>37340923What if caffeine doesn't actually do anything for you even after a 1yr break?
>>37340862i mean, what do people usually enjoy about relationships? spending time together, doing things together, talking about things, generally just sharing a life. except instead of living with one person and sharing my life with them, I live and share my life with two people. it's not that complicated lol.
>>37340941>monster can be stored and enjoyed cold in places where warm drinks are ill-suitedyou've never had a cold brew?
>>37340923You can slow down to enjoy a to go cup or an energy drink. Nobody is stopping you.
>>37340941>monster is disastrously overpriced vs coffeeThat's why I buy them in bulk and also drink coffee (black coffee usually, the fraps are very occasional) to make the monsters last longer
>>37340947no, i don't drink coffee, too bitter and unpleasant for me. i drink tea. applying the same logic to tea doesn't really work though since tea has on average 1/3 to 1/2 the amount of caffeine as a cup of coffee.
>>37340888I don’t give a singular fuck nigga, I’m trying to speedrun my life and pull a Wayne Static.>>37340921As can I, Nos is enjoyable but Red Bull is kinda meh? Like it tastes so flat and overpowering.
>>37340909I'm a Christian (and therefore monotheist), but as a tranny I am deeply interested in the way God's gender is portrayed in the untranslated versions of the Bible. Most of the text refers to God in a gender neutral or masculine way, but there are several places where He is referred to as feminine instead, especially in Genesis and Isaiah. I choose to actively change my gendering at different times in order to capture Her relationship as both a loving Father and a nurturing Mother
>>37340918>coffee as ritual is the greatest of all social bonding exercises to grace our espresso-laden stomachsjust say you're a coffee addict and you wish people talked with you about it, you don't need to act like a smartass about it
bro thinks he's dale cooper
>>37340944Sounds like a cop out gang, just have friends or something. Leave some tranner poon for the chasers lmao
Another day in the office with no trannie to send my overtime paychecks to :(
hey anons, I like the idea of making trans comic book characters acting on the "failed male" trait. I want to put them in embarrassing situations where they constantly boymode but male fail everytime and jocks slap their bubble butts. thoughts?
>>37340971>just say you're a coffee addict and you wish people talked with you about iti have one cup a day, because it is a ritualistic exercise for me. why would i want the subject of discussion, over coffee, to be the coffee itself? you're speaking nonsense>>37340957i hate this insulting platitude of 'nobody is stopping you', it's a farcical non-sequitur that distracts from the subject at hand. we are talking about broader social habits among those we share our streets and parks with. who belongs to our company. i am putting my finger on the pulse of our post-fordist ALIENATION, and energy drinks are directly relevant to this malaise
Oh I just realized that of course comfy hours wouldn't be comfy after how terrible last nights thread was because we aren't allowed a reprieve. We must perpetually suffer.
>>37340935thank you for speaking the truth unapologetically hope you have a great day as well>>37340943then why are you drinking monster? just drink normal sparkling water>>37340957capitalism culture is stopping you that's why so few people do it. it truly is one of the obvious markers of what is wrong with our society
>>37341000they love being called failed males and sissies
>>37341000Sounds kinda boring, just make it a gay melodrama or something :p
>>37340993this is a sick thing to post anon
Need a trans girl to play Mario Kart with
>>37340978i have the essence of Cooper inside me
>>37341019okay but I'm warning you I'm pretty good I usually am in the top three when I play against the computer
*HOMPH* i bided u :3
>>37341029I’m like Jake Charles the way I be fucking people up in Mario Kart.
>>37341045James*
>>37341005>>37341010Okay.
>>37341019ok ok ok ok i wanted to post details for a Mario Kart 8 Deluxe night sometime soon in this thread to get some peeps here playing, would you be interested? open invitation by nature of posting here ofc but still gauging interest
>>37341029Do you like Double Dash?>>37341053Count me in
>>37341034:)
As a fellow agent of chaos, I appreciate Spider being here. However, I am forced to call you a faggot so I can continue to spread hate and bigotry.
>>37341052why are you such a boring chump? you are GIVING us NOTHIGNyou're that same guy who has no interest in film, right? are you the shrimpcat poster as well?
my official caffeine rating list:>black filter coffee tasty, good, one cup every morning thx >espresso-based coffee drinksmaybe sometimes, if going to a coffee shop or something. they don't taste good without a ton of sugar imo>teasome teas are rly good, I will never turn down a cup of some good Pu'er, but a lot of teas are also really boring. usually drink them when someone else offers to make a cup>"traditional" energy drinks (i.e. the ones that taste like Red Bull) convenient, good, I ruined them for myself by drinking way too much of them while working shifts though>monster, cult, other "modern" energy drinksgood flavours are good, but there are some real stinkers too. nice aesthetic>club matethe most cultured choice. looks cool, tastes refined, also the best non-alcoholic option at any bar that carries it
>>37341053Pichu you're way too cool for me I would love to play Mario Kart with you but I'm too nervous I think I have a girlcrush on you
>>37341067Yes. No.
>>37341077ughhhh ..... one word responses do NOT tickle my fancyit reminds me of how difficult some guys are to communicate with
>>37341063I can respect the hustle.
>>37341084Okay.
>>37341094im going to strangle u
>>37341097No thanks.
>>37341053That would be so sweaty, trannys are known to sweat their dicks off in vidya.
>>37341103listen hereI DEMAND you give me more
>>37341123
obscure musical theatre song relevant to coffee discussion:https://youtube.com/watch?v=BgvXcariJgw
Tea is superior. It has greater antioxidant qualities than coffee. You're all a bunch of little weaklings.
>>37341127im defeated
>>37341104i lack all sense of competition, i just want to not fall off the track as i zipzoom around as daisy or an inkling lolmk8 is my first mario kart since DS
>>37341018I think ur right
>>37341143You are silly.
>>37341133tea is for post-supper and depending on the weather, and future activities, afternoon relaxant
>>37341133being healthy is a feminine trait. why do you, as a man, want to live long?
>>37341143r u a boy or a girl i wanna kiss u
Bros my face is looking strangely bloated today. At a low body fat %, haven't done anything unusual. What's going on?
>>37341159im what some may call, though dubious a title -- a trannard
>>37341145I play as peach, because I have beautiful princess disorder uwu
>>37341167what would chasers do if they were in colin farrell's situation here?
>>37341174Shoot.
>>37341166gave you buccal fat implants while you sleptwe're st nick-maxxing you>>37341172based-adjacent
the best mk8 char is yoshi bc there's like 10 color variants of him and it looks funny when everyone is just a different colored yosh
I masturbated to pictures of Fred this morning
>>37341178Was asking the bros not the trannards
>>37341166you're retaining too much semen, and need to let off a little life force. preferably in a woman
>>37341167would u kiss a girl cause i would kiss unot like gay or anything just for fun like besties
>>37341197shut up polynigger
>>37341010>then why are you drinking monster? just drink normal sparkling water I like them they're my "soda" but 0cal bc empty calories are dumb >>37340964>Red Bull is kinda meh? Like it tastes so flat and overpowering.Yeah I agree. I usually only get them if I'm on a road trip and the gas station is out of my preferred monsters and nos (or if I'm not feeling nos atm)
>>37341204>Oh my gammit, it’s the rapture
>>37340831Depends on the girl I had sex with my ex 3 times a week whenever she was getting near the start of her period it would bump up to 5 sometimes
>>37341227no not that Fred, I mean our lovely Fred with the giant buttocks
>>37341220no thank youi dont think im fond of that idea
>>37341224Real as heckin’ frick bro
>>37341233>ourFred doesn't even post here
what a blessed day this is
>>37341205am i not one of the bros
>>37341233Fred Figglehorn was the first chud in internet history, you put some respect on his name.
>>37341247No but we can still play Mario Kart
can somebody tell me why black people reacting to classical folk music is such a popular youtube genre?is it a modern day minstrel show?
>>37341229what if I gave oral every day or maybe even twice but we only had sex once or twice a week would that be okay?
>>37341204which pics do you jerk off to? Why would you jerk off to that piece of shit? We still don't know if they're Rick or not>>37341240where does he post?
>>37341240that's what he wants you to think :P>>37341249I will kill him and the chud who came up with the annoying orange. They deserve no respect. You weren't even around back then
>>37341233post his butt pictures i want to see if hes got a bigger butt than my girl donk
>>37341272I literally was, but pop off girliepop.
>>37341005genuine question, do you have brain damage?
>>37341240who the fuck is fred?
>>37341272>that's what he wants you to think :PWishful thinking from you, drooling over a gay bottom who does not frequent this board
>>37341270his body and his fat dick>>37341279https://archived.moe/hm/thread/2625635/>>37341283aren't you like 19?lol
>>37341269Yeah I would be completely ok with that
>>37341290you're joking, that man is hideous. why would you post that or even jerk off to that ugly beast?
>>37341286perchance
>>37341289how do we know for certain he browses this board or if anons just post his pictures?
>>37341270>We still don't know if they're Rick or notyes we doare you rick concern trolling or are you literally just retarded?
>>37341289I can fix him>>37341307shut up he's literally perfect
>>37341290Yeah? And?
>>37341326I still don't know what to believe. So far, no one has posted proof they they are the same person. or if Rick is stealing pictures again as he always does.>>37341327he's mid at best and fat as fuck. Why hasn't his /hm/ thread been taken down by mods yet?
so i missed a real doozy of a ginbcel thread last night huhcaught up and saw peeps going hard with the insults to every transer in here, waow
>>37341312Ughhhh ..... one word responses do NOT tickle my fancy.
>>37341348it's not rickit's the guy whose pics rick stole. are you an idiot? too many people here who don't lurk /hm/
>>37341292great where do you live? I can start on Monday
>>37341355mayhaps, perchance
>The toxicity of our city, of our city.
>>37341363Lmao I’m in the southern part of the us what about you anon
Ugly, short chaser. That’s context. I’ve had a few hook ups this year but literally ever real plan I’ve made to connect with someone has ended in being ghosted. A girl I’ve been talking to for a while said she’d like to meet me at an Airbnb, a while later I messaged back saying ‘how about this place’. Been left unread for over a day. Not sure how long it’s normal to wait before moving on and making plans with someone else.One time before I arranged a whole meet, and got ghosted and it wasn’t losing the time or money that hurt, it was just being sat alone in a rental place like a moron. I’m not gonna risk that happening again.Should I give benefit of the doubt and wait a little while longer or just cut off and be done?
>>37341327are you a gay man or a tranner?
>>37341381same, distance from Charlotte?
>>37340426Girl I started talking to on grindr when I was like 21, profile said she was 23. Hooked up regularly for a while and it was fun, but she eventually ghosted me after admitting she was actually like 30 something. Don't care, would do it again, just wouldn't want her to know where I live this time.Also not crazy but a super hot androgynous redhead who I could pick up over my shoulder and also ghosted me after one time which sucked.
>>37341406Damn a few states away
>>37341426Get fucked, nerd.
>>37341386>One time before I arranged a whole meet, and got ghosted and it wasn’t losing the time or money that hurt, it was just being sat alone in a rental place like a moron.What the fuck? Do people actually do this? That's so rude
Goodnight.
>>37341426damg Texans you aren't in the south that's the southwest only the southeast is the south and also Florida doesn't count either
>>37338133Newcastle or Guinness if they don't have newcastle
>>37341504goodnight. I love you
>>37341386British bro is that you?
>>37341539:)
>>37341470That time was bad, but the one time worse than that, I’d been talking to a girl for a few days and getting along and getting hopes up. She messaged me at like 1am saying she just saw we were the same height and put a sad emoji next to it saying good luck in the future or something. Not making this up. I kept that message.
>>37341549Incredibly based on her part, fuck manlets.
>>37341567one day you will be dating a short fat bald guy and you will learn to love it.
>>37341545Yes lol. I was hooking up before but now im trying to find something regular and more normal. I think I must enjoy punishing myself
>>37341549That’s a shitty thing of her to do.
>>37341567Shes not wrong. The wildest thing is, I talk about that situation like something that made an impression on me. She likely forgot I exist 10 seconds after sending it. Knowing ‘this person can do better’ is kinda how you have to approach all interactions
>>37341567I challenge you to a duel, spider
>>37341587I remember you from a couple of months ago. I also had some bad experiences, had to wade through a lot of crazies but now I finally found a wonderful late 20s tranner. You'll get there too.
Thinking about becoming a lesbian
>>37341638I’m gonna getcha, I’m gonna fucking stab you in gut with a serrated knife slash to the left and watch ya guts fall out. Then when I’m feasting on your fucked up intestines I’ll jam a spoon into your eye socket and pop those ugly ass eyes of yours, and then I’ll snack on your fucking tongue because you love to run your fucking mouth.
So when do I dm the tranny a picture of my cock
>>37341693don't
yall niggas probably don't even own clothing made of natural fibers like linen, silk, wool that you have to hand wash outside
>>37341586Never gonna happen.>>37341604That’s a good lookout on it, especially when talking about shit like Tindr and Grindr
>>37341693When they least expect it
>>37341713I can hand wash inside with my wash basin
>>37341693right now if by the tranny you mean me otherwise only if she asks for it
>>37341754Everywhere. Manlets don’t become desirable outside of hook up sites. 5’6 puts me firmly in the lowest levels of most reviled chasers. It’s wild how the difference between life on easy mode and nightmare mode was just who I was born to be attracted to. If I wasn’t attracted to women and transfem I might actually have a happy life.
>>37341786pretty cool. but linen has a natural good smell that comes out if you hang it outside to dry, makes it smell so fresh and nice. and wool smells like a wet animal if its real, so you want to air it outside until its neutral
>>37341796Rope or become what you’re chasing after or do both, that’s my honest advice.
>>37341796yeah life kinda sucks. I'm 5'11 so I'm one inch away from actually being wanted. I mean I can still get someone but I have to be on my best effort ever, confidence, social skills, money, status. its just so tiring to keep up.
>>37341818you need to go outside
>>37341796You need to find a tall tranner and jump on their back like a backpack
I'm 6'4 and I've had a pretty rough life. Not sure why you guys think being tall magically solves all your problems. It helps with first impressions, that's it.
>>37341790sent
>>37341830lol
>>37341830Tall Girl 2
>>37341873you're a very handsome pretty boy. Good job anon, my handsome man <3
>>37341834Make a dating profile where you say you’re 5’2’and see how it goes.
Good morning chasergen!>>37338133>whats yr favorite beer or alcoholic beverage to drink? Redd's apple ales or mezcal margaritas
>>37341894People would be able to tell by my proportions in my pics that I'm not
>>37341873Your wants are fucking gay, words of affirmation and admiration aren’t shit compared to someone gifting you something or hate fucking your brains out.
>>37341844i didn't get it :(
>>37341796you said you're fat? maybe stop being a fat sad sack of shit and you might have luck
>>37341934I didn’t say I’m fat. I eat zero sugar or processed foods. My stomach is flat and I do kettlebell swings every day. That doesn’t make me taller
What the fuck ever happened to Penelope Scott? She was so popular at one point and then immediately disappeared basically.
>>37341796If you're actually 5'6 you should just go after cis women. Trannies are evil demons about height because they hate themselves.
>>37342059nta but cis women are infamous for caring about height a lot too
>>37342081Nta they do care of course but less than trannies actually
>>37342081Yeah but they're retarded. You can be 5'9 and a cis woman will believe you're 6ft. Also there's no shortage of cis women under 5'6, the only tranny that short is too young to date.
Do you guys like MEFmoder
>>37342107>You can be 5'9 and a cis woman will believe you're 6ftNot where I'm from
>>37342131Yes I love you.
>>37342131Only her body and not even all of it
>>37342131idk her, but probably
>>37342131not really
I'm going to fuck you bloody.
I want to examine Pichu's butthole with a magnifying glass
>>37342208I hope you have a good day beautiful.
>>37342290aww thanks, i hope you do too :)
>>37342208is this u?
Any info available on Nils’ butthole?
>>37342387it's very meticulously groomed
>>37342387Blown out
