Reminder: This gen is for cis homosexual females (lesbians). All trans-related or bisexual posts are considered off-topic and should be directed to other generals or threads. No discussion of male (XY) anatomy.>OG Discord: https://pastebin.com/P644WESi (embed) (embed)>New Discord: https://pastebin.com/1ct1Fcag (embed) (embed)previous thread: >>37328792
>>37396635>>37337930>>37360167No. Fo realz, i need some story times. I always think to myself, (minus the drug people issues) what did they do?? and there was a time everyone would make walls of story time threads. I feel like im reading a badly written soap opera
>>37396786and then the beef on Just lesGen with the bi's in there and the tea, and everything. Damn you guys, if its not drug related its not that serious. idknow, i dont do drugs. Or drink, im a happy little vanila gold star.
>>37396749Stop abusing women
hi fellow cis women
>>37396893no, seriously, i WANT a story time.
good morning lesbians
Period started an hour ago and I want to kms (not permanently though).
How do I become this smooth?
>>37397270All the pain made me have a violent sexual fantasy (thank fuck I'm not a man), the wank took less than 2 minutes, and the pain went away for 6 minutes. Now it's back but I can't get off again so soon.
>>37397629girl theres something called paracetamol
>>37398042It only help if you're in very little pain. Anyway, came three times in a row.
>>37397629the only medication that works for me is mefenamic acid
>>37398171codeine
Four times and I fucking can't anymore, but at least now I'm entering the pause and the second wave isn't going to be this bad.>>37398250Allergic.>>37398254:3
Would you date a lonely chinese factory slave, /clg/?
>>37398707Yes I wouldI was recommended a load of youtube videos recently of Chinese electronic factory tours and there is a crazy amount of cute Chinese girls working these assembly lines
I have developed a fetish for slightly pregnant women, like up to 6 months along. The pictures literally make me go weak in the knees. What do?
>>37397251gm anon ^_^
>>37399576>I have developed a fetish for slightly pregnant womenthis feels so cursed
>>37400346Why
>>37400353a man has to get her pregnant lol. does that not bother you?
>>37400363I didn't think about that desu, but the turkey baster method would be fine. Of course in my dreams I impregnate her myself with my dominant vagina.
>>37400391>but the turkey baster method would be fine.interesting. i don't think i could go through with it myself.
>>37399576https://youtu.be/tM5JbOiPvtA?si=tGOCE5dRA8lOmYK3
>>37400363i think that whole tatnted thing only affects youngshits. ngl, if a girl dont know how to fuck, i'm not interested. Its gross and PAINFUL. She needs to be over 30 have hair where women are supposed to have hair and for the love of ALL! She needs to know how to have sex so that she doesnt hurt you when you DO do the deed.
>>37400658wat
>>37400692if you are sexualy active, have you ever had sex with someone who doesn't know what they are doing? That's a guaranteed UTI for you. Hell, if i didn't mess around with bi chicks i dont think i would have gotten as much ass as i did. I've had fake bi girls lie themselves All the way into my bed, only to discover, SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT SHES DOING. D: At the time of, you're all like, its okay, but like a day later, she fucked you up. dont do that. It hurts. UTI's hurt. A LOT. Let the girl sleep around, just do what we used to do back in the day and make sure everyone gets checked, then, go for it.
>>37401967what you think other people think is Hilarious
thoughts? https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/1fp5fnu/my_gf_told_me_she_liked_someone_else_two_days/
>>37402165>redditI'm not clicking that link.
>>37402196
Maybe america is going to be daijoubu.
>>37402165Grim. I wonder if she overlooked some red flags.
>page 8 alreadyThis thread will be gone tomorrow, won't it?
>>37403974she's so cute she looks like a cat
>>37402165call her a dumb whore, block everywhere, and move on without looking back. anything less is not respecting yourself. Cant imagine being with someone like that in the first place
In a desperate bid to protect my heart, I go from extreme hot to cold towards a girl depending on how likely I see her getting interested in someone else. Jealousy is so all-consuming but I dont see a way out :/
>>37402165>Bishit forgets gf the moment she finds a suitable dick to rideAny lesbian who willingly dates bishits deserves this desu
>>37405670ya, lesbians and bisexuals should be classified as different species. none of this "sapphic" bs
I like to trib women but instead of clit to clit, asshole to asshole. I call it The Fartsnatch. So far women have been hesitant to try at first, but they leave as believers in The Fartsnatch
>>37406828It's the popular copypasta. Used to be the gorilla clit
Yay fartsnatch
your future doctor is cheating her way through med school with chatgpt right now, eat your vegetables
i unironically want to be fucked by a werewolf. no i am not a tranny
How does it feel to know that no one will ever love you romantically like this?
what if im not attracted to men at all but only attracted to some women
>>37408895Congratulations, you are a normal person. Do you think lesbians are attracted to 100% of women?
>>37408402Cute and sweetpilled. The guy looks so flustered and surprised. White women aren't that affectionate ever.
>>37408953Jerk off and calm down already bro
Worst we have to worry about over here is maybe wind damage and debris, not in an area that normally floods so I'm not stressed over Helene. I'm too far inland and it's heading for the panhandle and Georgia
>tfw no autistic dork gf
>>37410530the one at the end made me squee
Why are men?
>>37396749Is this where the normal lesbians post. Someone in another lesbian thread said you could have a feminine female penis. It doesn't make any sense at all
>>37411552There are no women on the internet.
>>37411552my gf had ten too many wine coolers and put like an xmas bow on my strap on once. killed the mood bc looked dumb but i got to make dick in a box jokes every birthday and holiday. feminine penis always reminds me of that. maybe we all need a femme to help us accessorize our sex toys.
>>37411572Is this like a hot person thing? You get so many matches you don't have time to read the profiles? At minimum I skim for trans, boyfriend, kids, poly, newest social media buzzwords, shit like that.
>>>/gif/27924794Straight talk.
>>37409456More woman than you, tranny.
>>37411817i will never understand this line of thought. men will fuck literally anything, and it's not much harder to get a boyfriend. getting a girlfriend is a lot more difficult. i feel like i see the opposite more honestly, extreme porn addicts/furries/trannies going jailhouse gay for fetish fulfullment bc women aren't into it.
>>37409727I was going to ask if your area was hit bad if you hadn't made this post.
>>37411817Big doubt. Many women are pretty disgusted by lesbo stuff.
>>37411975Dudes coping badly.As a lesbian I dress uglier in the hopes that dudes never look at me, other lesbians are smart enough to check me out and look past bad fashion if she likes me otherwise. Debating dying my hair to further offput guys. No matter how ugly you look though there's always some pervert with a hardon for it.I do find something fascinating about reading the lamest copes over being bad at being horny around women incels got. Like damn dudes are psychos. Makes me happy I'm a lesbian. Lil less self hating.
>page 8
>>37413480Is stealing from wallmart a red flag?
>>37411817>>37412140What a bunch of retards lmao
>>37412256>As a lesbian I dress uglier in the hopes that dudes never look at meI used to be that way but then realized I'm incredibly mid so there's no point in uglyfying myself just to avoid crazy moids. Spoiling myself feels good, liking what I see in the mirror feels good, doing whatever the fuck I want feels awesome.
anime tomboys
>>37415102Thicc girls just can't compete with sticc.
>>37415124
>>37412256>Looking ugly on purpose Idk if i’m just used to it or something but male attention doesn’t bother me enough to not want to look nice just so I can avoid it. Rejecting men straightforwardly is usually simple enough plus I like it when other women compliment me
I like to frot women but instead of dick to clit, taint to pussy. I call it The Notsnatch. So far womben have been hesitant to try at first, but they leave as believers in the Notsnatch
i just wanna say, i love everyone that decorates for halloween and xmas, i've been specifically using the back entrance to my development bc someone always goes nuts every holiday and i like driving past it.
where the cisussy at??gockie want boing boing!
Eyy power is back on, back to bed
>>37418329this but unironically
>>37415102Third best girl. The last episode was rough with what happened to komari.
How do lefttards cope with elon being so much more sensible than them?
>>37420028If you think Elon is sensible, you are a blithering idiot.
I like to trib women but instead of clit to clit, gock to gock. I call it The Frotsnatch. So far womyn have been hesitant to try at first, but they leave as believers in The Frotsnatch
>>37420930>likes free speech>libertarian>dislikes wokeness, corruption, government bloat, replacement migrationWhat is he wrong about? Understanding politics and what to choose isn't hard at all, because one side is nuts.
>>37421461He was even adl's greatest enemy for a while. He's the goat billionaire.
>>37421461Yet another cis lesbian woman who is not riding with Biden. As a trans lesbian, I am shocked and a little taken aback by how common this is.
>alibaba's up 30% in the last weekI had 3x exposure to it a few days ago, but sold halfway through the pump and missed out on 4k. I've been regretting and seething about my choice and not buying more all day. Pretty good week though. Up 20k on shorting nvidia and calls for a car company.
>>37418308Rare but not unheard of.
But what’re the REAL differences between straight male and lesbian attraction?
>>37412076Debris in the yard but nothing to worry about on our end. Tons of tornado warnings and power outages last night, I sat in the patio hammock and watched the trees sway until the wee hours.
>>37423867How much of it is looks. Men, straight or gay, are primarily attracted to looks, like 90%. Women, straight or gay are like 60% looks, 40% how you carry yourself (attitude, fashion, etc).
>>37424288>Women, straight or gay are like 60% looks, 40% how you carry yourself (attitude, fashion, etc).Then why wont you cis lesbians suck on my gock?
Never forget who they took from us.
Paige I’m gooning my little sissy cock like you asked me to, mommy. I’m gonna cum and swallow my girly loads from my little futa clitty gock. Please unblock me, mommy.
>THE BREAST THE BREAST
My anatomy teacher flipped a cadaver "backwards" so that the liver was on the "wrong" side, and 75% of my class said it was the spleen. It's a weedout class, so most of us aren't gonna make it, but yeah I think the medanons here have a point.
Is the janny on strike or something? what does he want his pay doubled? no chance of that lolCome on janny clean it up already you lazy faggot
You know, I actually prefer the old version of Taylor's songs over the Taylor versions. I like that Taylor is taking back her songs, but I think they sounded better prior.
>Cis Lesbian Generaleverytime i see this thread in the catalog is makes me laugh laaaaaaaaaugh
Reminder that cis women don't exist on this board
>>37426891
>>37427273Some have speculated that they were more than just friends, but trusova got married recently.
>>37427273how do I get a girl to look at me this way
>>37427068They certainly don't exist in this thread
>>37426094https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-surgeon-accused-fatally-removing-mans-liver-instead-spleen-has-license-suspendedmaybe they should do residency w/ this dude
>>37427392Those two, when that video was taken, had been childhood friends for a decade, since grade school. You've probably missed your chance for that kind of love and closeness.
date ugly women. i'm ugly as fuck, but if you go on a date with me i'll worship the ground you walk on.
whats the lesbian scene like in Nashville? I plan on living there in my car either within the next couple months or by January. I both love and hate my current area. It just sucks because its so small and stretched out. I don't plan on staying in Nashville, I plan on just being a drifter, but Nashville is the place I wanna stay at. I kinda feel weird wanting to hook up and hang out with women while living in my car, Im worried some might assume Im dirty or some shit as if gyms don't exist. Then again, I dont care. Im a free spirit. You all can enjoy being cucked by landlords, paying for apartments that are overpriced and booking with strangers to make ends meet. Not me.
>>37428409based nomad anon
>>37428487real, Ive been waiting for soo long to get my license and now that my life is in order its finally happening. Ive lived on the streets before, it wasnt THAT bad especially since I was escaping bad situations. My only problem was the weather and ofc being vulnerable due to sleeping out in the open.
>>37428409junkies and scitzos have ruined the gym thing, and you may find your membership being terminated if you're obviously using it as a home base (ie lockers). what even is your selling point, you're gonna fuck them in the back of your 1998 honda civic and give them a bottle + funnel if they gotta piss after?
>>37428675man you literally have no idea what living in your car looks like let alone homelessness other than shit in movies or whatever lolyoud be surprised how many people are living in their cars, they are indistinguishable than normal everyday people. same with a lot of homeless people. also why would they piss in a funnel? you think theres no such thing as bathrooms? as if it would have to be car sex anyways. also what home base? whos using gym lockers for storage? no one except junkies or dumbasses do that. gyms are good for working out and showering, never seen anyone use it for a locker. they are so small.
>>37428769i've been homeless, that's why i'm saying it's shit. gym lockers are included in membership ("free" climate control), and that matters when you have to cram your entire life into a car. almost no one is attracted to lifestyle homeless people other than lifestyle homeless people, for obvious reasons. and even lifestyle homeless people make no bones about the fact they want to hobo their housed gf's shower, bed, kitchen, laundry, storage, so on. you'd have so much more luck getting a cdl and living out of your truck instead of your current plan, but you got everything figured out so whatever gl.
>gym lockers are included in membership ("free" climate control),damn I dunno what gyms you go to, all the gyms Ive been to, including the uppity $60 monthly one I go to now, all the lockers are first come first serve unless you get a lock, and those locks must come off before closing. >cram your entire life into a carthats if you have a lot of needless material possessions and not just a simple small suitcase and bookbag. anyways Im fine if no one wants it, take it or leave it. anyone who thinks lowly of me for living in a car is too boring for my taste. Id never "hobo" off of their apartment lol Im my own person.
>>37428911nashville is midwest, isn't it? so that's 4 seasons of clothing + bedding, if you don't bother with pillows or cushioning so you sleep less shit. you're not going to bother with a hotplate or anything, just instant food? no tools to fix your vehicle, which is now your lifeline? no food stockpile, compost toilet/bucket (helps w/ smell bc public bathrooms aren't always there, ie night)? charge batteries for your phone? basic medical kit? like you are mocking me for being stupid, but maybe think about your quality of life here, and the fact of doing this year in year out?
lol wth?? this place is just lesgen but with worse grammar and more entitlement... lame
this nig is gonna eat random syphilis pussy right next to the portable stove and the pee bottles stop living in a conglomerates parking lot and get a job you lazy bum Xp
What exactly is the issue w/ a CDL? Unless you're planning on begging or stealing, you need a job anyway. You can buy a truck (retarded idea) and owner operate if you're pathologically opposed to The Man.
>>37427392that's just how friends look at each other
I'm awake
>>37430302good morning
Playin some palworld, Darktide update is very mid. Taking everyone out to breakfast once they wake up. I'm in the mood for pancakes
>>37429117I can get a normal job, not one that requires me to sit down the whole time and forces me to go places as opposed to going my own way. i plan on becoming an electrician, I like factory work dont get me wrong but having a trade is 10x better + youre unlikely to be replaced by machines. CDL is cool but Id rather work a job that requires physical labor.>>37429008bedding is small. I dont sleep with pillows already. 4 seasons of clothes... no, not unless you wanna be fancy, I dont have much clothes already and i buy things that would be optimal for all seasons. I already eat instant foodfood stockpile is a couple boxes of protein bars and energy drinks, my regular dietno need for compost toilet/bucket like ew why would I pee in bottles or anything of that nature, Id rather go outside. the car would be half electric, so charge batteries not needed, even so charge batteries are small enough to fit in glove box just in casealready got a basic medical kit, that could also fit in the glove box.... as if theres no hospitals. anyways its not like I have a choice. like this isnt me purposely being homeless for a lifestyle. My other options are to risk my wellbeing/safety getting with complete strangers to pay rent or pay 90% of my income on rent/utilities/food/car insurance. you all can enjoy being a cuck among the housing crisis, like i said Im not. When I have enough money to buy my own tiny home on my own land before the age of 30 because i decided to sacrifice comfort for a couple years, then you can talk about how stupid it all was while youd be most likely still stuck paycheck to paycheck. Its the long game. >>37429093its so adorable seeing everyone just admit they have no idea what homelessness is like <3 awww you think they dont work awww so cute silly little goober
>>37431020i really think you have no idea what you're getting into, and nobody is going to convince you otherwise. i got my adn at 22, my job paid for my bsn, and i am clearing 150k as a travel nurse before 30. i could buy a house if i wanted to settle down. you could do this too, without the homeless stint. overtime truckers can also probably clear 6 figures, so you could have a down payment in a few years + then go for electrician. i would rather kill myself than be homeless again, it's literally what i wake up screaming from sometimes at night. you can guess why, i'll give you a hint, the experience made me get sane training bc no one should go through that shit. i get you're probably trolling, and i'm upset over a 35 year old man rping, but seriously rethink this.
>>37430831who is everyone?
i normally tell people i'm male when i play online, and if i get in voicechat (rarely) i fess up. normally no real issues. except now i have 3 different mtf in my dms trying to push me to "transition" to female bc of how "girly" i am. i'm almost tempted to start trolling, god i hate ff14 lmao.
>>37431846I used to tell ppl Im male online but shit always felt bad. I feel like Id probably have a easier time creating an alt where I am a male, most women arent interested in what Im interested in and I wonder if presenting myself as male would bring on more female friends than if I presented myself as female. women are harsh towards masculine women as opposed to men, even if they share similar interests. God its annoying. they suck up to men sooo bad, like not even sexually its just in general theyd would rather be friends with men no matter how dogshit their personalities are compared to masculine women. you should troll them but idk how without it getting boring or too gross.
>>37427336The bride looks happy. Good for her.
>>37426597>shills for the anti-white party againDropped. Her music was never any good anyway.
My birthday is next week lesbros :-) Should I get a bike or a drawing tablet?
>>37433432Did you have any specific one in mind? I got the samsung s6 lite (2022 ed) a week ago for 150 bucks. Can't complain about anything about it, really. Great screen. I use it for drawing, surfing and reading. Bikes are nice too. I recommend choosing one with narrow tires. It makes cycling enormously easier and more enjoyable. I changed the 37 mm ones on my bike to 28 mm types, and I no longer have to stand up when the roadway becomes steep. Can do all hills while sitting down and chilling. Higher gears have become as easy as much lower ones used to be. And you get to go so much faster. I think my speed has increased by 5 km/h on average with the change. Around 25 km/h on hour-long bike rides in my city. The only real drawback is that there's less shock-absorption due to the tires being smaller and containing less air, which you'll notice with curbs and potholes. Still, I'm never going back to wider tires.
>>37433579>Did you have any specific one in mind?Nope! I’ve only ever drawn in my sketchbook and my brother’s ipad occasionally. The only thing I’d like in a tablet is for it to have a screen that I can draw on. I’m going to be 24 and realized that I’ve started to let life get in the way of drawing (which I used to love for years) so I pretty much want something cheap and functional to get back into it. I also don’t know shit about bikes but I was thinking of getting one of those folding ones with the little wheels to ride in the park. I’m poor rn so realistically I can only buy one and maaaybe see if family would be willing to get the other
If things don't work out with my current girl istg I'm just gonna become a volcel. The whole process of meeting people and loving them and being attentive and loving is just way too exhausting. I just wanna play vidya in peace and off myself in a couple years.
>>37433432I just bought a Cintiq 16 for 330€. Try looking around for used tablets. Don't get something like an iPad where you can't touch the screen with your hand. You're better off with pen and paper than those.
>>37415954
I like to trib women but instead of dick to dick, clit to clit. I call it Scissoring. So far women have been hesitant to try at first, but they leave as believers in Scissoring.
Why haven't you moved to china or japan yet, /clg/? The west is stagnant, decaying, and its culture blows. The future of humanity lies in the east. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Boh66Pjjiq0&ab_channel=%E4%B8%AD%E5%9B%BD%E8%A1%97%E6%99%AFChinaStreetViewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DrmAfvMkcU&ab_channel=TravelatHomehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Boh66Pjjiq0&t=435s&ab_channel=%E4%B8%AD%E5%9B%BD%E8%A1%97%E6%99%AFChinaStreetView
>>37436125but im not into sideways pussay
>>37436125>that third linkWas supposed to be this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMzCwwvHwN0&t=19s&ab_channel=WalkEast
>>37436145How come? They have all the good traits of other women and far less of the bad ones.
>>37436184what are the 'bad ones' youre refering to?
>>37436229Vulgarity, mannish behavior, gluttony and poor ability to delay gratification, which causes obesity, disloyalty, being unsupportive and preferring to criticize and reject over showing understanding. They also, obviously, take better care of themselves and age much more gracefully. Admittedly, my sample size of white women that I've dated isn't large.
>>37436334like attracts like. maybe you should stop being a slob and leave the hot white girls for me
>>37436334White women are also, oddly, more shallow, I'd say, and more dishonest. They virtue signal and peddle obvious lies for social clout like no other race of women. For example, when korea's government brought in a few "refugees," none of them agreed with the media and authority figures about welcoming them. From the get-go, even before the rapes had started, they were out on the streets protesting for the new koreans to be sent back, which I think is very admirable and endearing.
>>37436384Less of this.
>>37436445More of this.
I'm eyeballing Joyce, I've been talking alot of shit....
>>37436334>>37436467I'm against rapefugees, but Korean feminists are also evil people. South Korea's birth rate is something like 0.7 children per women, at this rate North Korea can just walk into South Korea and take it over with minimal fighting in 50 years, I wonder how much Korean feminists will like living under the Kim dynasty.
>>37439327if best korea hits seoul, what happens to them is going to be talked about the next time geneva has a convention.
>>37439731Who's going to hit North Korea? America? North Korea can bomb most of the military infrastructure in South Korea, including American military bases, before the American response force can arrive, yes if America really wanted to it can liberate South Korea from North Korea and even potentially topple Kim Il Jung, but not before the North Koreans inflict tens of thousands of American military casualties, more than the American casualties in the Iraq war and Afghan war combined.
>>37439731And I almost forgot, China will definitely get involved to defend North Korea from an American response like they did in the Korean war, and unlike with Taiwan the Chinese military can just walk into North Korea. America is outnumbered and outgunned in East Asia.
>>37439821china is going to assassinate jong un if he even thinks about it. they're "allies" bc they don't want refugees and it's a buffer state for them, they don't give a fuck beyond that. china, like the rest of the world, isn't doing too hot, and tiger moms aren't down with killing off their only son for winnie the pooh.
>>37439849If Kim Jong Il ever breaks free of his Chinese leash and starts a war with South Korea, the Chinese response will depend on whether or not America responds with an all out war or a measured response. If America goes for a measured response, Xi Xinping will force Kim Jong Il to back down, if America goes for an all out war, China will be forced to fully back Kim Jong Il, since the last thing that China wants is to have American occupation troops in North Korea right besides their borders, China will also try to cease Taiwan or at least blockade it in an all out war against South Korea and America, and such a war will probably be the start of World War III.
>>37439872*seize Taiwan
>>37396749That OP pic doesn't look consenual...
poor ubisoft...you used to be cool, what Happened?
the chances of cis lesbians making these malebrained af posts is very low. you moids are not fooling me
>>>/gif/27934311
>>37441732the opposite sexes stimulate their genitals in the inverse way.. wow shocker
>>37441440DEI and a critical mass of white women with danger hair in the company. The same thing is happening to blizzard and that polish vidya company.
Defenders of democracybros, how does planning to ban all political opposition fit with our rhetoric?
>>37442223I somehow can't shake the feeling that they're all full of it.
/pol/trannies, fuck off. This is a tranny free zone.
Tanning my tan, finna boutta be a honorary nigga for winter.
>>37443479Reminder that your skin tans because of cellular damage. It's taihen.
>>37443460>trannies>rightwing or republicanChoose one.
>>37444055I choose neither, /pol/tranny. Fuck off.
>today, ate chicken tacos with lettuce that was a few days past its expiration date but tasted fine>vomitted six times in the last 12 h>the last few times, only what looks like phlegm has come up; white, thicc, bubbly stuff>probably just immune cells, but i don't get why the body is so eager with getting rid of them; has never happened before, and i can't find anything about it online>heavy, sudden fever>close to going to an emergency roomb because it felt like my entire stomach was cramping for hours10 hospital visits in the last few months. Feels like my body is falling apart.
>>37443612Everything up do causes damage. Oxygen causes damage. You won't live forever, no matter how much you avoid the sun.
>>37445018>doomerLife extension meds are just a few decades away. I may be able to last that long. Maybe an intelligent AI will help out too.
>>37439327You know North Korea is quite far below the replacement rate too right?
>>37445018Sunlight is really bad for your skin thoughhoweverbeit
Playin some more palworld. Getting my fill before it gets yanked. I thought Daddy Microsoft was helping them out, maybe it was just the injection of $$
>>37397629as a dude lurking here you can lose feeling in your dick if you wank too much.
I can tell how much my dog likes people by what she brings them. The vet is getting a human pillow, grandma is getting her entire dog bed. Most people get various dog toys depending on likabilitity.
>>37448243What breed is the doggy? That's clever behavior.
>>37448987Choco lab. Probably smarter than me kek.
Bedtime soon
I changed my mind. I'm awake for the night since I have no responsibilities tomorrow
i decided i am just gay only and not bi anymore can i be in the club?
those monster hunter rise specs woof here's hoping someone mods in potato mode
>>37451247*wilds i'm also a potato
>>37441716Tbh I'm not a tranny and I'm always accused of being one here.Never understimate the power of female autism.
porn yes no?
>>37441716>girls don't poopYou are a retarded nigger.>>37452848And so are you.
Why are whites like this? This is embarrassing.
If you've ever wondered how many reports you can send before you get blocked from sending any more it appears the limit is 33
>>37453205will you be my racist gf who calls me slurs
>>37436467>>37436445>>37436384>>37436334Youth is calling bipedo-chan a moid. Adulthood is realizing that she's right.
>>37454353i'm thinking based
Is the janny on strike again?
Am I the only one that thinks penetration feels like virtually nothing? Every time I hear a straight woman talk about how good it is, I feel like it's just a conspiracy for them to get more attention from men
>>37456232Being penetrated by a real, intact penis feels better than being penetrated by a plastic dildo.
>>37456902I've done both and it's shit either way
>>37456232You're not alone. Fingers feels the best desu but even then I can't cum from it.
>>37456975rewrite this in english please
>>37457059sure, i try againI'm a bi man. And I have some questions to lesbians and wanted to ask before if you're chill with it.
>>37457192Whatever, go ahead.
>>37457239In your opinion, is it possible to classify lesbians into 3-5 groups by their sexual attraction styles, kinks, fetishes?
>>37457312nta but youre gonna have to be more specific about what these subdivisions entail
>>37457331this is what i'm trying to understand myself. For example, there are butch and femme, so we already have two archetypes. But I don't think it's possible to put all lesbians into two boxes only, there must be more. And I'm interested in what kinks and fetishes are more relevant to them. With men I have better understanding, but I have no clue about lesbians (:
>>37457445Good question. The two other types I see on the apps are>sporty lesbian: neither butch nor femme, sportswear 24/7, will take you hiking>fuckboi: alt fashion, piercings, kinda butch but wears makeup, incredibly promiscuousBut historically it's just butch and shades of butch (stone, diesel) and femme (high femme).
>>37457445>kinks and fetishespiss
>>37457539I'm more asking not how they look, but in wich way they love women.I try to understand if they are more like men in some ways, or if they are still women, but they are just attracted to other women, but in typical female way.>>37457582>pissOk, tell me more pls. Receiving or giving? And anything else?Also how common this around other lesbians?
>>37457630>attracted to other women, but in typical female way.What's typical female way?>but in wich way they love womenThe stereotype is that butches are physically dominant but femmes are actually in charge. It's usually true. Other than that, there are as many kinds of loving as there are people.
>>37457630both giving and receiving, very. also older women and mommy kink. like 80% of youngsters are hell bent on getting it on with a milf.
>>37457677>What's typical female way?From females I mostly hear that they're attracted to upper body (shoulders, arms, hands), but males - to lower (hips, legs, feet). It's obv that foot feitsh is very common around males regardless of orientation, does the same happen with females too? Idk mb it's all bullshit>>37457705Cool. But you're more sub, right?
>>37457766i'm attracted to the whole woman, mainly the cunt.>you're more sub, right?not really
>>37457810Ok, thanks.Do you think that lesbians in general have special fetishes that distinguish them from heterosexual men and women? In which side they lean more?
>>37457766I've a question for you. Why do so many fags are into the dressing up like a puppy thing?
>>37396749Straight married guy who occasionally fucks twinks over here, saw your OP and dropped by to appreciate the not so subtle "bishits and trannies fuck off kthxbai" in it. Carry on, I'll fuck off too.
>>37457881man i have no idea. i've seen all kinds of shit with no discernible pattern.
>>37457886I'm not a fag (I'm bi) and I'm not into it. But 100% something happens. Furry is a weird thing.If we talk about hetero men, I think it's part of BDSM, a way to degrade and make them lesser, because they're masculine and strong.On the other hand, we have gay furries who are into other furries. Maybe it has something with hairness, bc most furry arts are hairy. And hairness is a very masculine feature, so it should be attractive for gays. Add to this very high sex drive from T and ASD. Yes, I forgot about ASD and mostly it's ASD.>>37457976Fuck. It makes me sad.
There is only one thing we all have in common: Fartsnatch. Praised be Fartsnatch.
>>37458000Just checked the post and realized typing in a hurry made me sound retarded. I meant dressing up as puppies, dog masks and stuff. Is it part of the furry culture?Thanks for the explanation btw, makes sense.
>>37457766>From females I mostly hear that they're attracted to upper bodyi like tits and the rest of the upper body but i also like hips, ass, and long legs. not really into feet
I love how nobody is mentioning the rampant incest, rape, and incest rape obsession.
>>37458071Maybe not really, it can be pure bdsm, somebody do it with female clothes, somebody with leash and puppy mask, somebody rp as a slave. A way to degrade themselves, make helpless, dependent, free from obligations being strong. I think it's common sub theme.>>37458076I think males and females love torso parts equally. But with limbs something happens.>>37458117Wdym?
>Wdym?lmao
>>37458175I mean, in your opinion, is it more common among women or men?Do lesbians have this shit too??
>rape and incestspeaking of. some new rotedisaster porn just dropped and this time she's less obvious about her jailbait tastes (a shame, really) but the one that's not rape is about autism.
>>37396893I really do need to know how this works. Ive had ptsd for something like 15 years and haven't been able to be in a relationship for a WHOLE decade. How? Like are you losing your mind over someone else? Or are you just driving yourself insane?
i fucking hate liberal arts hoes. make yourself useful, you fuckwit. go into stem or pick up a trade.
>>37458269update: the autism one is actually really sweet. and autistic. made me want to share a bad with another person for the first time in a while.
>>37458117>mfw lesbian with rape obsession
>>37401967>>37402583>>37402602>>37405488>>37416419>>37417039You missed some janny. You are useless at your job!
>>37454705Ah! i see... They sure do tend to get mad everytime one gets caught dont they. Warning, as a just lesbian, it is better to stay low. we will most likely go back into hiding, like it was before Hollywood FUCKED EVERYTHING UP FOR ALL WOMEN. Just lay low girls, and get away when you have set yourself up to be able to stay alive.
>>37458117I'm a dyke and want to get raped by older women, dunno if it's related to my latent mommy issues
>>37463610everybody wanna get raped by an older woman
>>37458117For gay men or for lesbians?
>>37463722For us obv
My pussy has discovered how to shut herself in drawers. I come home to just random shit scattered around that she threw out to make room. I'm gonna buy childproof locks but I dunno if they're catproof.
>>37464616They do a thing where they push out the drawers just enough to fit in the space the drawers are when closed
>>37460052>janny actually deleted the 6 day old troll postslol I apologize, there is still a couple left but deleting 63 out of 65 is remarkably good performance compared to how things usually are.
Apparently 15km doesn't actually stand for 15,000 miles so now all the teachers have to attend training this weekend and I have to meet the whole schoolboard next week.
Does anyone have that webm/gif of that blonde chick walking up to her brunette friend and giving her a BIG kiss on the lips (technically two kisses) to say hello and her friend's shocked but flattered?It's not an amateur vid since it's filmed well; I think it might be from a tv show. Based on the video's background, the vid was filmed in New York in the Fall.
Currently hearing that on her deathbed cis v received the light of Allah and unhesitatingly recited the Shahadah. Even now she is looking down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but god and Muhammad is his prophet!
The crackling pit of despair is opening again, and I find it strange how being perfectly obedient to a woman for even a short while can numb my existential crisis when more appropriate methods have no effect.
>>37467425>Ben drove 15km to the grocery store in 15minutes, what was the average speed at which he drove? a) 60km/h b) 72,000 km/h(Mach 70)The absolute state of Amerifat education, and from teachers no less.
>>37367943>>37368364>>37368389>>37368474>>37368756I was right! you are not allowed more than 3 no-no words per post now
>[sees tall, athletic volleyball/basketball-playing femme/het girl with large breasts]Me: AWOOOOOOGA! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOGA! Katie wannie milkie wilkie fwom mommy wommy, pweeeease :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>37473630You may as-well have used all 3 of your n-word quota because you'll get banned anyway for just saying one
Also, speaking of milk, I'm now 90% certain I am indeed lactose intolerant. Don't know what exact age I became lactose intolerant, all I know is that I entered my 20s ok with milk and will soon be leaving it very much the opposite.
>>37473680What's your ethnicity?
>>37420028Tbh the moment the Biden regime started dumping migrants in swing states is the moment they lost by vote. Trust me, you don't want an one party state. Shit never goes well
I can NOT believe i actually managed to get bord with someone on another board. kid throwing threats around all wanna be ominous. the fuck is wrong with people today
>>37473680Switch to almond milk. I use vanilla almond milk and have stopped having problems.
>>37476132For some reason, some lesbos here care more about abortion availability at 9 months in every state than that.
>>37476810They even write articles about how great the replacement is.
>>37464616>I come home to just random shit scattered around that she threw out to make roomkek That's cute.
>>37464616>>37464649Aren't they worried about getting trapped in there and not getting air?
>>37473740White>>37476680Interesting, although I unironically used to drink onions. I've honestly never had this problem with real milk when I was young though.
>>37477375>onionsWhatever.S.o.y. So.o.y.OnionsI used to drink this is commonly referred to as basedymilk.
>>37477395I hate this place sometimes.
Thoughts? Most of it is babble but I definitely overcompensate and feel like there is some truth to their logic.
>>37477450This reads like str8 people problems.
A domme, decade-older gf who has all-white furniture and all-white carpets and refuses to let me wear clothing in the house and makes me wear all-white panties when I'm out an about, and if I strain ANYTHING at anytime she give me a brutal caning.
>>37477375>White>Lactose intolerant Yeah, no.
>>37477450Yeah, I can relate to this a lot
>found two white hairs (I am 27)it's fucking over, my beautiful long hair will be ruined in a couple of years what color should I dye it
>political thread on /tv/>overwhelmingly or mostly rightwing for the first 20 min>suddenly, as if responding to some alarm, tons of posters show up that sound just like redditors show up and completely change the balance>they start jerking each other off and talking about stuff I've never heard a channer care aboutThe same pattern keeps happening over and over. Discord raids are real.
ANAL SEX
>>37479920Leftypol and bunkerchan have been raiding every 4chan board daily for years
>>37480384>used to diddle my ass once a week like clockwork>work picks up>diet gets worse>no more time to leisurely masturbate, that's new!>try it in a hurry one time, nick my asshole, freak out>work picks up even more, workaholic mode>constant thoughts about anal>whenever I'm turned on it feels like there is a clit up my ass and the arousal concentrates there, which should be anatomically impossibleugh
>tfw no buttslut gf
>>37481872i'm not a slut (i mean, i wish lol)
wish it were easier to advocate for bisexual women in lesbian spaces without accusations of being bi.
>woman online says she’s “gay”>instantly know it’s a real woman>”woman” online calls itself a “dyke” or has the lesbian flag anywhere>instantly know it’s a trannyWords don’t mean anything anymore
>>37484771trannies dont even call themselves lesbians anymore. they now call themselves sapphic, pan, or "into girls". i havent seen any tranny call themself a lesbian in a while
>>37484789Every (literally every) time I see an avatar or post with the les flag it’s a confirmarle tranny. They are obsessed with specifically stealing the word for female homos. If I made a drinking game out of it I’d be dead.
>>37484881oh yea i forgot about reddit trannies those are different. i was moreso talking about xitter trannies. in xitter i havent seen any tranny use the word lesbian in a while but reddit ones love the word lesbian for some reason
>>37483699>advocate for bishits Wtf do they need advocating for? Bisexual women make up the majority of the lmao+ community after fags they should be fine advocating for themselves
>>37485527>Bisexual women make up the majority of the lmao+ community after fags1% of men identify as gay30%+ of women identify as bisexual
bishits want goldstar lesbian pussy, the same as everyone else. except bishits are bottom of the barrel in the gay female dating pool. therefore they need to scream nonstop about biphobia.
>>37484919It's kinda how conservashits cooped Woke? Used to be just "hyper fixation" not "political obsession"
my cat is broken. he proudly brings me paper receipts like he caught a mouse and waits for praise. or maybe he's really smart.
>>37479118same. my friend pointed out strands of white hair on my head yesterday. i have been feeling extremely anxious about ageing lately (27 too). what is your natural hair colour anonette
I had a guy rock up and tell me he had no idea what he was buying, but his wife told him to come here and he was supposed to pay 20 bucks. She was buying a used monitor for her kid, but damn. Can I train a woman to do this shit for me too?
>>37486250>maybe he’s just really smart Bro is literally too retarded to hunt mice anon. That’s what his ancestors domesticated themselves to do
>>37484881Discord user I know has a sterotypical AGP picrel with the lesbian flag behind it, and to top it off kept their male name as their username. Infuriates me.
>>37485641don't worry, i try to make up for that by ticking STRAIGHT on every poll that asks me about my orientation.
A woman wrote something suggestive and I got a bit turned on and fingered myself whoops. She'd probably think it was funny if she knew though
>>37486334yeah, I wish I could at least make it to 40s without having to constantly dye my hair but apparently my mom went grey in her 30s too, sucksmine's light brown
>>37484881The mini painting was a red flag to begin with. Despite claiming to be women, trannies always have stereotypically male hobbies and interests.
>>37489227Can somebody explain to me why autistic men find Warhammer so fascinating? It's incredibly stupid.>wah i have this fictional lore that doesn't even make me feel cozy because it's all murder and despair>i waste money and time to play elaborate campaigns in this settingJust why? I can understand being obsessed with real world history. I can understand escaping into a comfy (TES) or academia-adjacent (Tolkien) setting, but this is beyond me.
>>37489506i'm not into warhammer specifically, but as a murder and despair filled fictional setting enthusiast, i'm certain the answer is something as simple as "it's cool". also, war. men love fictional war.
>>37488282Your keyboard's gotta be nasty as hell. Develop some moral character.
my gay male friend told me that its common for the bi men and trannies in the gay bars to take the fag hags into the bathroom and fuck them and i no longer trust my bi gf in gay bars
When I'm 38, I'm gonna cheat on my wife with a manipulative, gold-digging 19 year old. I want my life RUINED by a vicious, het/femme cunt who's half my age.
>>37490188as a former 19yo who would fuck around with weird 40 year olds at college, that's the plan.
>>37490188>>37490438Why is bratdom so hot?
>>37490455from whose point of view?
>>37490188>>37490438you lana del tardoids cockette bitches are so ran through its insane. get well soon
>>37490188that type of woman is dangerous. she will claim to love and adore you only to drain your wallet and leave you for a moid richer than you when she turns 21. dont cheat on your wife appreciate what you have
>>37490787>she will claim to love and adore you only to drain your wallet and leave you for a moid richer than you when she turns 21anon, this scenario is exactly what cucks get off to and want
>>37490837why? i dont get cucks. gayest fetish
>>37490455When I was in my early 20s, all I wanted to do was humiliate women in their 30s, 40s, 50s, and 60s. Now that I'm about to hit 30, all I want to do is be humiliated by early 20-somethings. (irl tho I've only dated women who were either one year older/younger than me at most)
>>37490887you need to have a very high iq to appreciate the subtleties of cuckholding.
>>37491430I was a bit different. I used to be afraid of older women (but only the attractive ones).
>rewatching 24ok, this is still kino. The nina arc is fantastic. The quality of jack's love interests kept decreasing as the show went on though. From the cute, nice wife to that audrey woman that can't stop cucking her husbands and looks 60. It's also strange to see the show take a stand against torture under any circumstances in the later seasons after we've got to see it be essential to save millions in the earlier ones.
>>37490762i request a lana del ray threat
Is someone going to make a new thread?
>>37492651i'm bi so that would be cultural appropriation
>>37492651I hate passive aggressive people like this.
>>37493103BISHIT WHORE GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!bipedo-chan regularly makes our threads and she is a bisexual pedo and maybe a moid too>>37493110I just don't want us to have no thread for 20 hours again.
If you guys don't hurry up, there's gonna be another white girl edition. lol
>page 9it's over
