old >>37426960>choose your bae for the weekend
bucko won
xan won
>>37430264i also know how to play dwarf fort
Jeb's feet won
>>37430291wtf bish has one (1) top interest?
going to treat myself to a scented candle and a wank today
>>37430297one drop ruleim confirmed vers
Imagine topping shartino (as a pity fuck) and he just sharts on you all of a sudden
>>37430291Ok so autistic, bratty bottom
I’m not gay, but I had a gay homo dream where there was this fat chinese retard farting all over my ugly midget tits with his big slimy cock. Is this what it’s like to be gay/trans?
>>37430305looool you couldn't pay me to fuck shartino
I'd take a footjob from Santino
>>37430307lolokay here's one undeniable, ireffutable topness about mei like pissing in the sink
id let santino clean my house. but i wouldnt look him in the eyes or talk with him
bish is unironically the only likeable trip. sissy too, the others can eat shit
>inb4 but bish is mean sometimeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3wKzyIN1yk
>>37430346Normie and tex r nice too
>>37430336Ok so lazy, autistic, bratty bottom. Anything else?
>>37430346bucko is never mean without reason and even when he is its not as hateful as some of the other trips get desu
>>37430359sike
>>37430365second
>>37430370?
>>37430362javert did nothing wrong he is literally me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urxk4mveLCw
bishsissyand that's itothers can eat shit
>>37430377bish, my bratty bottom femme queen, when are you gonna buss it down for us
steve is the hottest bottom of gaygen
>>37430394im a vers pitlordmagtheridonmannoroth (RIP)hellscream (rip bozo xDDD)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-YMR6l7h4g
>>37430397Nah that would be bish
no one cares, steve
>>37430383Wr0ng
>>37430403bish is also my new orc queen? wtf I love bish now
>>37430397trip on
just teared up watching hellscreams death againFUCK
Uhhwah I have a dick boner and it feels so good to be horny I would even eat pussy no joke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTBWbF7CInAFUCK
is bein gay irl and having a bf weird at first? idk, it's kind of hard to imagine myself being in an actual relationship. if i was with a girl it would be equally as awkward because then str8 guys would be lookin at her. but then, if i was with a boy then everyone would be lookin and thinking, "fags". does it ever start to feel like normal. i just want to be comfy with my bf, if i ever get one (god i hope i find a bf)
i must depart gaygenand begin my anime muscle man archttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ye8iNTmvqg
>>37430428Crying is bottom behaviour
>>37430484Lol fuck offZero respect for insecure bitches like youRead any edda or old heroic poetrywatch any muscle man animeMen whose toenail contains more testosterone than that you've produced for your entire pitiful existence cry tears of pure passion with appropriate regularityFuck off to your safety razor and epic whiskey collection maggot
>>37430501I like jjba
>>37430482Tbh the only story I have of being perceived as gay in public is when I held hands with this butch girl and everyone thoughjt I was holding hands with a boy, kek. People stare at you and it feels awkward, if I ever have a BF idk how comfortable Id be with PDA honestly
>>37430512Yeah exactly I like Hokuto no KenWe are not the same
>>37430517Yeah im not a bottom
>>37430530So?
>>37430533Only bottoms like hokuto no ken
>>37430543NahIt's a certified Versatile classicLike Les Mis (10th Anniversary concert)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9nXcI0RmWQ
>>37430513i would kiss my bf in public
>>37430543Why? Cuz he's a muscular dude that fingers pressure points?
>>37430553Opera -> bottom>>37430558Nah its cuz it portrays a bottoms view on masculinity, on the other hand jjba portrays a tops view on masculinity
>>37430574>Nah its cuz it portrays a bottoms view on masculinity, on the other hand jjba portrays a tops view on masculinityHow? Like how do they differ they are all muscular men that fight eachother? Also never thought about how our views might differ
>>37430574Les mis isn't opera
although if we're talking operahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBf1ckKGMAY
>>37430584It is self evident i cannot put it into words, only vibes>>37430601It takes a bottom to see a difference
I feel like my face looks better before my skincare routine. I guess because it's more matte or something? Wish I could make it matte afterwards and not so shiny
>>37430608do not insinuate i am patroklus to another's akhilleus
>>37430584The later parts are very fruity and gay for example part 1 the characters are hyper masculine although there is gay tension between Johnathan and Dio (same with part 2 with Joseph and Caesar), then by part 3 you have some fruity characters like Kakyoin but its still very hyper masculine macho type guys that sometimes cry for their friend, but by the time you get to part 4 its incredibly flamboyant and gay and the characters get slender twunk model type physiques and dress like fruits, and from then on it gets progressively more gay. Picrel is from Golden wind, probably the most fruity part
>>37430624You are patrokluses patroklus>>37430627All jojos are str8
JoJo is extreme bottomcore, its all fashion references and shit
>>37430649You cannot be serious
>>37430651bottom core response
I thought I ateAnd I did
>>37430658Jjba is about chivalry, friendship, camaraderie, all of which are topcore.
>>37430669Im a bottom and also a jojofag, what does it make me?
>>37430670Well dio is a bottom, so you can identify with him
>>37430669yeah well how about suck my cock
>>37430680Post it
>>37430698no post yours
hold on that was a bottom-coded request
>>37430712I just wanted to see, not suck...
>>37430718no i meant my own request
I tried to look at masc guys, but still ended up cooming to a pale white blonde femboys
>>37430720Oh i see, i agree
>>37430277BOYS
>>37430721>When you match this exact description (not really, im a hairy fat shut in)
>>37430727well post it then
i keep thinking, like there's some alternate timeline where i did everything right, i finally achieved happiness; except, only that version of me gets to experience it. i'm stuck here, within this agonizing existence. a lazy failure
>>37430749After you
>>37430756There's always hope that you'll get right the next time around. In the meantime, make big changes so that you're ready to identify and seize opportunities when that come your way. Get absorbed in self improvement, and new opportunities will find you baka.
>>37430775nah fuck thati post enough shit
>>37430780Bottoms are unstablr idk if ull follow through...
>>37430805im not posting my cock in returnpost your cockchickenshit
>>37430557I would do it if it were snowing and no one else was out, seems very romantic tbhdesu
>>37430807I cant, what if yours is bigger?
>>37430820mine is like 14cm or so
Talk about JoJo’s in gigi? We’re so back.
>>37430828https://unsee cc/album#0f36TpDgibQg
>>37430875cool cock but i already been came over some big butt trans girl
>>37430908Thanks, now u
we need to bring this back for bottoms to give them more independence
>>37430919have this insteadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVMldAN708E
>>37430919Didn't he already show it? It was smol
>>37430923Unstable bottom.
holden is big… wow
Delta once posted cock off-trip.
>>37430929Not to me :(
>>37430929i dont think ive posted a full erectioni wont claim to have a big dick thojust averagelike my height
>>37430965How tall r u ? Also post erection
>>37430965We're about the same size iirc. >just average>like my heightlol ly bish
>>374309715'8.5 i think>>37430974lolbut nah fr my dick is average lengthcurved upwards for the bottom's pleasure
hate ronald reagen
henlo :3
>>37431026Hi skunky
what happens if you never get a bf
>>37431071U become a wizard
>>37431071does it matter? most of us will die alone
>>37431071this
>>37431097dangit
I'm still in a dream, snake eater
>>37431108What A Thrill...
my tummy is upset @_@
>>37431097so me :3
>>37430501what is your favourite epic poem,
my $500/mo gym is better than your gym
>>37431146i don't tend to do favourites. but probably the iliad, fitzgerald translationi like ovid's metamorphoses too
>>37431146the poems your mom writes about me
Stream 143
For me it's the comedies of Aristophanes
>>37431159pick the fucking McChicken faggot the best goddamn fast food sandwich you fucking hylic
>>37431144stop swallowing bish cum
>>37431164I much prefer the flame grilled stylings of the Whopper
>>37431177Excellent choice my friend. The Whopper is the burger of kings. Leave the McSlop to the goyim.
i have a whopper in my pants ;3
>>37431195Ew, change your diaper.
>>37431195everyday is double whopper day
>>37431195im gonna eat it
black peoples foodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfTl7YZAP9s
im so bored thinking about going back to college to get my masters
>>37431234I gotta find one of those hole in the wall soul food restaurants again. I demand sodium
>>37431234I disagreehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSpYP1KQr8E&rco=1
>>37431249>>37431251have you ever had a good bison burger? compared to cow beef it's so much better
>>37431269sounds like millennial barcade food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvChjHcABPAgood morning
>>37431269No because I'm not a native American or a beef only diet red-faced right wing podcaster.
Do a trip tierlist
>>37431245it isnt your masters yet anon
>>37431154i probably should have read a good translation of the iliad i hated it
bought a cornish pasty, cerave foaming cleanser, a pair of lightbulbs, and a scented candle this is the life
Hello my little croquettes.
>>37431296You're not supposed to read the Iliad in prose. It's a poem.
>>37431310that's such a millennial thing to say *beats you to death with a hammer*
>>37431288random stuff from the archive i found
Good afternoon, bad day at work, sad! WHERE IS JAY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzJQ0TcBmqUI miss him so much
second time I brought a bottom over and they ask a lot of questions about photography
>>37431324Rolling
>>37431324god i miss jessica
>>37431324I want to fuck Texanon so bad
>>37431324Shiza is actually handsome, though this has that round polish face.
>>37431316I'm gen X.
red banners of socialism uwu
>>37431346i think i remember her when i would look over /lgbt/ years agoshe always would cut herself and post it for attentioni remember she was much hotter as a guy too
>>37431348better wear a rubber lad.
>>37430324No
>>37431348Same
>>37431356i asked around in mtfg if anyone knew how or if she isdon't think any remembered heri love some of the old online acquaintances shit ain't the same as it wasremember woeffle's furry gaygen artdamn....i should leave this rotting husk
>>37431357I would get aids for Tex. I wouldn't mind, I bet he has cute aids.
>>37430482People are casual about it where I live. Some people thought a straight friend and I were a gay couple
my dick was too thick and it couldn't fit well inside his hole
>>37431365whatever happened to woeffle? i hope he became a successful furry artist but i think i remember him saying his dad wanted to send him back to the philippines
Hi gaygen! How are you all doing today? I woke up really late today, so I'm feeling a little bad about that, so I'm probably gonna make my flat some food to make up for things. I also have group therapy this afternoon, which should be alright. Then, I might go to my friend's house, because he recently got some vinyl I really want to listen to. How about you guys?
>>37431382last i heard he's alrightanyway im gonna make an effort to leave again. this place is a bit of a sludgepit
>>37431380don't many women have the same problem? dicks being painful for their vaginas to take
>>37431389...... what is youtube is this the 1950s jay?
>>37431392yeah and made worse by the fact the arse doesn't lubricate naturallywe could have fun it just kept slipping out.
>>37431391adios, maybe try finding a bi poly relationship with a guy and girl you're attracted to, sounds like the best of both worlds
>>37431389i had a mini panic attack before going out last night, decided to go out, had a lot of fun and met people I knew, and this morning I fucked a guy for 20 minutes.Pretty okay all things considered
>>37431394What do you mean, Apostle? If you're talking about the vinyl, yeah, I know what you mean. the record I want to listen to has a quite unique audio quality, though, and it has a song that's only on the vinyl, so that's why I want to listen to it. How're you?
>>37431357Why?
>>37431395>ass doesn't lubricate naturallymine does, but i take slippery elm and mashmellow root to make me extra slippery :3both increase mucus production in the intestines so everything just slips out easily with no mess
>>37431396nah i don't like polyi'm not gonna get all ocdtismic about finding some perfect setup in advanceive spent too long ruminating about ideal this or ideal thatjust gonna go about my life & live(and find a cis F/mtf bi cat power later 1990s tomboy gf)
>>37431405What if ur intestines slip out?
>>37431402Shit, awful sales at work today, very depressed, need some Hungarianussy, Are you feeling better lately jay? >>37431403Tex is known for fucking browns.
>>37431389Im doing bad, gonna tidy up my room and then drink and do drugs by myself later
>>37431407ill just stuff it back up there
>>37431412drinking and drugs never make anything better they just cause a downward spiral
>>37431409Isnt tex a virgin asexual?
>>37431409Yeah, I'm feeling a bit better, sorry I was a bit manic. I'm sorry today was bad, can you take some of the weekend off, at least? I hope you feel better soon, Apostle>>37431412Well, tidying your room is a really nice thing to do for yourself, so good for you. It'll make you feel a bit better, or at least it does for me.
>>37431409stfu already xanthippo
>>37431425But im happy for a while>>37431430Yeah thats the only thing thats fun for me
>>37431409He's not gonna fuck you bro
>>37431389Hello. I hope you have a good day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I7xNAJumgI
>>37431480Awwwwwww, this is so cute, I wish racoons lived near me. Have a great day too!
>>37431485:3
>>37431485>>37431498
>>37431498>capybarareddit animal
>>37431512Awwwww, these are such good videos, tyyyy! >>37431513It's just a cute animal...
>>37431513reddit picked a good animal then
>>37431541Viscacha mogs
>>37431548for meme animals I still love the Honey Badger.
>>37431554Id be a honey badger, unstoppable animal
Cats and Dogs for me. Vanilla is the finest flavor of ice cream.
>>37431571Cringe, is your favourite drink water?
>>37431571even those shitty pitbulls?
>>37431480>>37431498>>37431512its odd how we accept young animals playing and grooming each other as cute, adorable and "acceptable"but if someone posted young boys doing the same they're called a pedo and shunned from society
>>37431587my favorite drink is Coca Cola
>>37431593Laughed out loud
what the fuck is caturday
>>37431615Day for catposting
1lj=300.000 km/s x 365 Days x 24 Hours x 60 Minutes x 60 Seconds1lj= 9,4608x10^12 ez, uwu:3
>>37431606I like Pepsi better. I used to chug on the jumbo one with a pizza from Pizza Hut. their pizza is mid tho
>>37431626>9,4608lol. retard moment
>>37431619sounds like a thing reddit would do
>18yo christian posts thirst traps on tiktok and instagram>if you think sexual thoughts about me you're going to hell and need to be delivered from satan why are they like this?
>>37431615today.
>>37431626Why lj?>>37431635Whats the problem?
>>37431615feel free to b catty
Is your dress style millennial or gen z, gaygen?
>>374316359.4607304725808 (exact) × 10^12 km it's rounded up, anony. or: 9408.000.000.000 km :3>>37431664because it's the distance the speed of light (c=300.000km/s) makes in a year :3 so1lj= 9,4608x10^12
>>37431349>Shiza is actually handsomegirl move on
>>37431683You dont have to americanize your numbers "," i also valid. Ik what it is but why not ly o.o
>>374316839,4608.000.000.000 km :3*bollocks :s
>>37431681do zoomers really? that outfit is awful, looks like he found it on his floor on laundry day
Imagine being Diddy and getting to molest Justin Bieber's supple boy buttocks
>>37431681i love the rain boots
>>37431689oh cuz i used the german licht jahre lol
>>37431698justin bieber was only cute as 20-22yo adult
>>37431698imagine your own parents allowing a black man (Usher) to have legal guardianship rights over you, and then that back man giving guardianship rights to the diddler for 48 hoursthe fact they use the court system to legally fuck kids is so gross
>>37431593lmfao
>>37431731those tapes made diddy millions of dollars selling to high ranking celebrities, go back and watch how other celebs acted around him its genuinely creepy
what games are worth playing these days?
>>37431767i never understood how he became so rich because no one besides Usher and Mary J Blige ever became successful
>>37431781What kind of thing do you enjoy? I've been playing a lot of something called I Am Your Beast, which is a really great speedrunning game, and Pikmin 4, but other than that I don't game much
>>37431790idk i just want a game that is 10/10 actually fun and not a boring buggy mess, don't care about the genre. Do good games even exist anymore?
>>37431703schwuuuuuuules mettchen
>>37431800Yes, definitely! There are tonnes of great indie games, what games would you call 10/10?
>>37431789same thing with Epstein before he was found out fully
>>37431781field of glory 2
bf...
>>37431813>what games would you call 10/10?mgs until 4 and mass effect
>>37431681i go full boomer
>>37431654thats called attention whoring flirting yes means no pleeease gib cooooack
>>37431829animals belong on the dinner table
>>37431815Epstein worked as a financial manager for Wexner and also for Apollo Global Management who built up billion dollar empires. P Diddy had Bad Boy Records who only produced like two artists who made decent money and I dont think any of P Diddys ventures ever became money makers. I don't know where his money came from at all so he had to had done shit behind the scenes to get it.
I'm only 19 but I've already started getting back hair :(Is it over for me
>>37431865>19mmm post cute butt and virgin boipussy
>>37431865easy to have lasered off (might cost $2000 in total over many sessions)
damn thats the deadest thread ive seen in 2 months
imagine gaygen if haribo was black
>>37431963We already have a black haribo. Her name is blue
How is ambien?
>>37431963i wish he would post more nudes
>>37431865It's cute but not on twinks, you need to eat more so you're just a LITTLE bit chubby and then yoi'll be good
Atrevete te te
>>37431946quick someone invent a new larp or start cross posting from reddit
>/hm/ jannies deleted the 4chan guys threadBut why?
>>37432122/hm/ has jannies?
im addicted to boys
>>37432135/hm/ has users?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7wkRET0hbo
does wolverine’s behymen grow back
oh hey it's just me..that fag who has been stunted mentally since highschool
https://youtube.com/watch?v=V9PVRfjEBTI
gotta be honest, i never liked a single zelda game
>>37432387i only play one game and its because i spent thousands on iti could quit or sell my account to get like 10% of what I put in it backbut then i feel like all that money just disappeared
imagine having a BF who has never played a Dark Souls game before and sitting him down and forcing him to play it and being amused over him dying to all the stuff that we know the ins and outs of.>he'll say "Ornstein and Smough are so hard!">you just sit back smiling
It's been over 8 months and still can't use my trigger finger. Even to use middle finger hurts. I want to train so badly.Whats up, gays?
>>37431097"stop eating pineapple pizza, it's gross"
>>37432441go back xanthippe
>>37432399is there like a zelda themed gacha i dont know of?
>>37432399Which game?>>37432404This has definitely been me, my bf watched me die to Gascoigne for a few hours when he made me play Bloodborne.
you know what's delicious?pineapple pepperoni jalepno bacon pizza
>>37432404what would you do if he was obviously naturally way better at them than you?
>>37432387Not to be a normie but Breath of the Wild was so fun to play for half an hour after school. It's probably bad if you're an adult gamery person who games for hours at a time, though.
Padam padam, I hear it and I know
I just watched a fucked up video of a hot asian guy cutting open his stomach and playing with his intestines =/Confused boner
>>37432387ocarina of time was the only thing that made me happy for months
it was also on twitter =/
>>37432474Oh that's funny. So Bloodborne was your first souls-game? He is a really intimidating. I remember my first playthrough, I cheesed him using the terrain to keep him away from me because I just wasn't comfortable fighting him head on.>>37432495I had the best possible learning curve, that's sorta similar to how most people have played them. I played Demon's Souls back when it came out and, like people at the time, thought it was challenging. We've, the souls playerbase, have grown more and more adept over time and they've made each game more difficult than the last to the point where Elden Ring is this crazy game that fucks everybody up.I would impressed if he were "naturally better", if stuff just clicked fast with him and he didn't go through the rite of passage that most of us went through (dying tons and tons of times to 'get good').
>>37432547big ass sideshow bob lookin feet
>>37432452Not me.
my favorite furry porn site is down :'(
How we doin' this Saturday, boys?
>>37432560>that pit hair poking outOwO
Why the fuck are there no shota threads on /b/
>>37432560>shaves his nipple hair but not his pitsi've always thought this was a weird thing to doat the very least, shaving/trimming pit hair makes applying antiperspirant easier and more effective at doing its job
>>37432611I don't even shave my beard, not worth it. Plus I get told I look better with it. >>37432588>tfw I have pit hair but not that bushyfeels bad bro
>>37432597
>>37432441
>>37432618if you have a shit jawline just say that lil bro lmao
>>37432634Nah that's not it, It's just when I shave it looks weird.
>>37432550Yes, Bloodborne was my first! I know what you mean, if you used the tombstones to dodge his attacks, I realised that would've worked better for me only after I'd beaten him. He was unbelievably intimidating, he took me about 3 hours. I did recently start a new game, just to see if I'd improved, and I did beat him first try, so I guess I've improved somewhat! Which was your first sekiro-souls-elden-borne game?
>>37432640u do u then my fave facial hair is 5 o clock shadow
>>37431809nix loch :x
>>37432656I'm just growing out a viking beard, same deal when I stopped cutting my hair when they shut the world down. I still trim the ends sometimes. It's past my shoulder blades now; I feel like a damn Viking.
who is the p-diddy of gaygen?
Say what you want but Ralph Macchio was a top tier twink.
>>37432672delta
IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE
>>37432655>sekiro-souls-elden-borne game?Demon's Souls. I played them in order. They definitely have gotten harder with each entry. Sekiro is my favorite
>>37432682Maam that’s a child
>>37432751A 21 years old child?
i just played 3 hours of dress to impress :3
>have deep voice>get told my voice sounds "threatening" and "hostile" by a customerany other voicechads have this issue?
Will I regret it if I go to a gay cruising bar tonight? The dresscode is underwear only, and I'm considering wearing just a jockstrap
>>37432768no but i get told that my voice sounds soft and faggy even though i don't really have a gayscent :s whereas my boyfriend is the complete opposite uwu
>>37432768no but i do get told i sound bored a lot
>>37432796I have to raise the pitch of voice and sound less "monotone", I guess because I don't really see the point of wide variation in my voice but yay customer service. I have had customers tell me that I have a deep voice when I forget to raise it though. Here's a vocaroo for your troubles: https://voca.ro/12CdALqE0PRq
>>37432805moistcritical aah voice
>>37432834Is that supposed to be a compliment, or am I too autistic to notice that's an insult?
>>37432834he sounds nothing like moistcritical :s>>37432838i think your voice is hot
bish my bottom femme queen, I've come to plow your hole
>>37432560High T body
This but replace "E.T." with "baby macaques"
>>37432845it does in the same way its fake deep
>>37432856What does that even mean?
>>37432860cersi is fucking dead, she cant hurt baby macaques anymore
>>37432867why can't guys just have cute voices idgi
>>37432882picrel
>>37432867It's actually not, I'm not deepening my voice or putting on an act or anything, it's just how I sound
>>37432805mine is about that deep as well, do you have autism or did you just learn to speak monotonously?
>>37432941>do you have autismis it that obvious?
Fuck I didn't realize we were only page 2>>37432948
>>37432805You sound annoying af sis.
>>37432711Yeah, same for my bf, he's got a really great first edition of Dark Souls 1. I really never got into Sekiro, but I have quite bad patience when it comes to games, so it's probably not meant for me. What kind of builds do you run in these games? I'm a huge fan of any of the utility magic in these games, like the Elden Ring incantations, stuff like that.
>>37432768have a problem of my voice not being consistent from having to swap out so many times end up using the femgay voice in front of the straight freinds on certain words
