/lesgen/ is the lesbian general for all cis and trans lesbians to discuss lesbian relationships and topics. All wlw welcome to participate in lesbian discussion.Please keep /lesgen/ discussion focused on wlw (women loving women). Trans discussion not relevant to the intersection between being trans and lesbian is off-topic. Topics such as dysphoria spiraling, starting HRT, passing, and validation are better suited for the multitude of trans-related threads on the board. Topics related to personal drama, including but not limited to tripfags or discord, are also not relevant. Please report and ignore any and all rulebreakers!>QOTT: What is the farthest away land you have ever travelled to?FAQ>Am I lesbian or bisexual?Lesbians are women exclusively attracted to women. Bi women are welcome to post here about being wlw as well.>Are genital preferences valid?Sexual orientation is innate and we can’t choose what sex characteristics we’re attracted to. However, discussing how much you dislike a certain set of genitals can be rude and disrespectful. In the same vein, shaming others for their attraction or lack thereof is also disrespectful. Bee kind.tagmap: https://tagmap.io/tag/%2Flesgen%2Fdiscord: https://discord.gg/RnfrxuV3dgpreviously >>37633023
Would you date a girl who hated her body and was trying to lose weight but had zero self control so keeps going back to junk food every day. She's like stuck in an endless cycle of consumption, regret, self-hatred, and further consumption.
what did you say to her that made her get up and leave
girlpussy.....................................................................
>>37642010New thread so give me recommendations of what to do and eat in the Twin Cities / Minnesota if you’ve ever been or lived there plz.
>>37642034>you know, your profile says you’re looking for short term fun, but you’re really just looking for new friends, you should change that
>>37642028I am that girl
>>37642051Hi it's Stacker5 here the best pizza in twin cities is for sure Black Sheep on Nicollet. That whole are has such great food options. Another favorite that's right nearby is Pimento which is Jamaican food. You have to go to the Walker Sculpture Garden too and see that gay spoon and cherry.
>you start dating a girl>you realize it's ryukop's sisterwhat do
>>37642082Thanks stacker, I’d hang out with you if I was a careless crackhead.>>37642097Kill myself for coming between their love.
>>37642113wait I just rembered another one it's slightly outside of Minneapolis but it's so worth it it's a Vietnamese bakery called Mi-Sant. You will freak out and go buckwild when you try their croissants and they make such a good banh mi sandwich.. There is a Pho place too that's in the same area next to the asian market that's just crazy delicious
>>37642156I’m going to be relying on public transportation so whatever I can get to. I haven’t picked an airbnb yet so idk if Saint Paul or Minneapolis yet. But I can travel between the two easily, right??
>>37642156Omg and I love banh mi, thx
>discord dramaoh god please no post unsees instead
>Olive was the one who wanted lago to stay in her rape dungeon basementI don’t know whether that’s based or cringe of her to do this to a chaser cisoid with a nice plump ass. verdict, sisters?
Oh yeah here's my lesbian teeth by the way. All 5 wisdom teeth got taken out yeup. Look at these puppies. I shook the bag up and down and they make a sickening clackity clack sound like im shaking dice. You can see where my fucked up tooth went sideways and messed up the other and turned it black O.o>>37642168Ya just use the light rail the green line goes east west to st paul and the blue line goes north n south through minneapolis. The buses are pretty nice too and will get u around no problem. Some areas are a little ghetto at night but I'm sure you've been to any city before hehe
>>37642237I wish they had given me my wisdom teeth but they had to break them apart to remove them. You should make them into a necklace.I love riding the bus or train, as long as they’re not full of smelly drugged out bums.
>>37642237Most adults have 4 wisdom teeth. Everything beyond that number is called supernumerary teeth. I don't know how to break this to you, but you must have a lot of neanderthal DNA.
>>37642209imagine having a cisf who is obsessed with you and blowing it this hard
i'm going to be alone for the rest of my life
I saw a bunny today in the am as usual. I also saw a cat through a window. Tad nervous for test tmrw but ideally it goes ok. Thoughts on microneedling and scar safety?
>>37642269:p
>>37642237I would like to purchase your old teeth. How may I contact you?
>>37642269the theory that lesbians only go after HSTS that don’t want them seems to be true
>>37642237based weirdo
>>37642259I'm just jocking actually it was an extra molar they had to take out ;/ sad 2 see it go but you know what my bottom row of teeth is so overcrowded I think it'll even out better now.>>37642251It's nothing too crazy especially during the weekday when normies are commuting, it's full of clean nice smelling people. On off hours you do get some homeless guys, but it's not the worst thing. I've never been scared or anything they just do there own thing
You’re lucky you were asleep during it because it feels WRONG to be awake and feel the sensation of having your bone pulled out, hearing the nasty wet crunches. Barfff
>>37642319I would like to purchase your old teeth. How may I contact you?
>>37642051girls when they awesome fucking are told they are evil skull from medically obese google images
>>37642335They're not for sale im going to use them in my zine. Hopefully they fit in the scanner
>>37642319Sounds like the decent parts of LA, then. Sucks traveling alone but whaddya doooo. 4chan bitches be crazy.
>>37642345I am willing to pay handsomely. I want your teeth.
>>37642352How much? You damned goody bastard
>>37642358I have deep pockets. Let's discuss further in private. How may I contact you?
>>37642339literally me
I’m sad again, I feel like Luz
>>37642385>I feel like Luz
why don't you and olive just get a cheap air bnb? can't she take time off? seems way nicer than having a basement rendezvous
>>37642395kek>>37642402we r not friends anymore
>>37642402Oh and she didn’t want to take time off for my visit. Wanted me gone before the second weekend.
>>37642429>>37642464oh frick it's so over. have u ever been to Duluth before? It's so pretty right now maybe if u have nothing else 2 do you can go there and be near the beautiful lake superior we love it there
>>37642475Never been to the Midwest at all! I shall put Duluth on my list. :) I am trying to find the cheapest but clean/safe place to stay so I can use the rest of my money on food and experiences. It’ll be cold in November, won’t it? I’m from Southern California so anything under 60s is cold to me…
Ugh they’re all rooms so I’ll have to talk to the hosts. This is so awkward. kms
>>37642506Oh ya it's gonna be real chilly be sure 2 bring a nice jacket. Fall is short here it turns to winter very fast. Probably no snow this November at least tho. ..
im so fucking bored someone do something funny
>>37642753sometimes when nobody is looking I'll crawl around on all fours as fast as I can and shove my nose in my gfs ass and crotch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xi24V7h0Uk
>>37642774thats pretty funny, do you bark and shit too?
>>37642870I only bark, I go number 2 in the toilet like regular
So who is actually responsible for disgusting horny posting?Will the real pervert plz stand up
bpd girls belong to aspd girls
I found the perfect place to stay but maybe I should just stay home and take the L.
we all told you olive is a weird creepy rapehon lago
tired fuck gn lesbians
>>37643589She isn’t into me like that. It’s more the cold, uncaring autistic behavior that’s a problem.
>>37643538I dont want a aspd gf.....
>>37643589the terribel part is olive makes me jealous and even worse apparently gets lagolusting after her>>37642209REAL??!?!?!??! LOL
>>37643630i cant tell if this drawing was made by a lesbian, a gay man or a straight guy. i only know it wasnt made by a straight woman
>>37643663it’s ok, picrel is a cute follow up
>>37643630>cold, uncaring autistic behavioruh oh thats like my entire thing
>>37643675just find another girl who finds it hot or is the same way ig
tfw no cold uncaring autistic gf
>>37643632cluster Bs were made for being with other cluster Bs though
>>37643728hi, I guess
>>37643538genuinely true, apathy is one of the only ways to handle bpd nonsense
>>37643630This is exactly the vibe I got from her in my limited time talking to her. I don't think she asked me even 1 question about myself it was like talking to a computer
>>37643781tfw computer coded dysfunctional a.i girl
>>37643781I guess it never really bothered me because I liked showering her with attention and even affection, one-sided, when she needed it. She has apologized after I’ve cried in the past and admitted she is the way you describe and told me she won’t change. Lmao But the thing is, some days she’d be excited to see me and told me things she looked forward to doing together. Then other days acted like it was a burden I was even going.
>>37643830That's really sad. I almost feel bad for her because she probably can't help it
>>37643830i hate how much this applies to myself ugh, sometimes u just feel alive enough to feel somedays and sometimes ur a breathing corpse
>>37643859I think that’s right. I don’t think she’s a bad person. I just wish she could’ve acknowledged my hurt instead of trying to “reason” it away. Instead she doubled down and told me I’m being dramatic. I think she felt embarrassed and scolded that I told her she was being a shitty friend. She gives me the silent treatment for days which I detest.One time she tried setting me up with her cis sister (who had recently broken up with her long term gf). She admitted it was because she felt she wasn’t good enough for me (she insists we’re just friends but that was her wording). Getting her to admit that was like pulling teeth. Sounded like she wanted to cry.
>>37643887It wouldn’t bother me as much if she just admitted that! But she acts like I make up the good things when she’s in a foul mood. Like. TMI, but we’ve done stuff in calls but she later says she doesn’t remember or that I took it the wrong way. I know she prefers men but that makes me feel so garbage.
god i want to cry
think im gonna kms actually holy fuck i hate being like this too brain cant be normal
>>37643929group crying session starts in 5 minutes!
>>37643936>>37643929why, what’s wrong?
>>37643904damn….. olive redemption arc
>>37643955How? She doesn't seem to be doing that great. Kinda shocked she apparently prefers men
>>37643948i got paired with the class RETARDD. god i wanted to give him a chance but 2 weeks ago we when got a project together he would tell me he would do his half of the project and when he was done he would send it to me so i could do my half. well i pestered him for 2 WEEKS for his half but he wouldnt budge. i then told him i would just start by myself but he begged me not to and that he would send his half and that it was almost done and that i would need to do very little work anyways since i would just need to make it look pretty and help with the grammar and working. well, i trusted him and didnt start my own project by myself and now, 1 hour before the deadline he sends me his half and guess what? IT ISNT EVEN THE PROYECT WERE DOING TOGETHER. it wasnt even any proyect were doing for any class i confronted him about it and i guess he just got confused?????? like, he mixed 2 proyects together????? welll the entire thing is useless to me and now i have to do an entire 2 week proyect in under an hour or else ill fail. lmao
>>37643995also im not >>37643936 im >>37643929 , but i feel the pain of the other anon. were suffering together
>>37643983She is almost exclusively into men sexually (believe me, I hear all about it as her confidant) but thinks women are more caring partners and ends up dating women half the time.
>>37644008she sounds like the worst, most unbearable type of tranny holy shit
>>37643995WASHYOURASSand you ARE the class retard
>>37643904>I just wish she could’ve acknowledged my hurt instead of trying to “reason” it away.and this is why I'm never getting close to anyone ever again, I'm sorry on behalf of every girl who is like this
>>37644018IM NOT OFFICE RETARD DUMBASS THAT BITCH IS AN OFFICE WORKER IM A STUDENT HOW DARE YOU CONFUSE ME WITH HER FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>37644024:C I just wish she’d say sorry to me, but instead she’s going to ignore me for a few days and then we’ll start sending memes to each other again. We’ll try to act as if nothing happened, but the foundation upon which our friendship is built has been further eroded.
i was already crying but now im crying even harder. i cant beleive someone called me office retard........
>>37644050poor anon caught a stray
>>37644046>We’ll try to act as if nothing happened, but the foundation upon which our friendship is built has been further eroded.anguishennuicringe, evenI wish people weren't so complicated and ruled by their emotions at the worst of times
>>37644008Wow that's kind of insane and selfish of her. Sounds like she sets up women for heartbreak.
Can you get a prescription for oxytocin because I haven't been genuinely embraced by anyone in like three years and I'm pretty sure I'm going to kill myself this winter without that
>>37644085You can get some meds with low dose codeine in over the counter.
>>37644115lol in Canada *
>>37644115I don't want codeine I want someone to love me again
>>37644133I thought you said OxyContin my bad
>>37643995Are you able to finish? Tell your professor. Some of them are understanding that some partners we get paired up with are complete and utter fuckups.
>qott5600 miles
IM DONE!!!! OMGG IM DONE IM FREE!!!!! IM GNNA CRYYY ;_____;>>37644192i decided against it. the dudes poor and i feel bad for him. maybe if im nice and carry us both then i will become his friend and not be a loner or whatever. i feel like if i snitch on him i would have half the class hate on me and no longer want to work with me or hanfg out
play
>>37643995You're an idiot and you deserve to fail class just for that, trusting someone. How green can you be?Any group project I will vehemently refuse to cooperate and simply do my own thing. If im allowed ill try and get the teacher to let me work alone.You simply cant rely on people. And literally most social problems in life arise from trusting people.I dont trust a single person with anything and it works great..
>>37644654>And literally most social problems in life arise from trusting peopleTrusting people is a mistake that pays off in the end. It's like buying lottery tickets.
>finally asleep after 26+ hours awake>randomly woke up only 4 hours ini am going to have a fucking heart attack
>>37644654based retard
>>37643421I'm a nasty girl
God dammit, I wish I could win some fucking money.
friends...
>>37643776giwtm
Good morning, lesgen! Are you going to bury your face in some big latina booty today? x)
Woof woof :D
Anyone else just keep taking Ls
>>37646204I'm suffering from success
>>37646204i'm luz my life is an L
i recorded me rapping and i felt like buffalo bill the whole time should i post it
>>37646251>Can you have any tantrum already?you can't just force these things to happen
>>37642753I agree>>37646229Can you have another tantrum already?>>37646260I deleted my post to fix the spelling mistake but now you've ruined it. I am going to throw a tantrum.
>>37646273>I deleted my post to fix the spelling mistake but now you've ruined it. I am going to throw a tantrum.lol
>>37646277MY DIAPER IS FULL ANON
>>37646281>ANONi'm luz
>>37646289>i'm luzMy condolences.
>>37646295it's ok i'll kill myself before 25 probably
>>37646311I’m luz but 25 years old
>>37646337unfortunate
Paige I’m gooning my little sissy cock like you asked me to, mommy. I’m gonna cum and swallow my girly loads from my little futa clitty gock. Please unblock me.
im hungry!!!!
>>37646273that's familiar, has luz been a shitposting repper for years?
I just had another subway sandwich. This time my review is a bit more scalding...I don't think subway is that good.It doesnt have a single ingredient where i feel like wow i want more of this.Its just a mess, a crude mixture of slop. Its not good.The sammwiches r crap. No combination can save bad ingredients..
>>37646417>shitposting repperhey i was on estrogen in that pic
>>37646429what happened?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pgbcIwskuLM
>>37646440my fp until i met jordan was a tranny who has since detrooned and is a born again christian and she said that i should get off hrt because i'm faketrans and i did it because she made me really sad and that brainworm has been wriggling around in my head for the past 2 years
>>37646468join them and eliminate all LGBTQ+ from your life or take your pills before you're a John50
As much as i hate lago, she's still better than Luz
>Topics such as dysphoria spiraling, starting HRT, passing, and validation are better suited for the multitude of trans-related threads on the board.
>>37646526Oh no someone's breaking the rules..
>>37646515>join them and eliminate all LGBTQ+ from your lifeno i love gock too much>take your pills before you're a John50i mean might as well i still have quite a bit left in my room. i'll still be a man tho.
>>37646519>Topics related to personal drama, including but not limited to tripfags or discord, are also not relevant.
the OP is a bunch of copypasta noone cares about
Which is the lesser of three evils?Lagos attention seekery and terfism, Jordans gang of undesirables, Office retards blogposts and spergouts?
>>37646624go to a different thread if you can't follow the rules? why are you here if you disagree with them?
>>37646642office tard tried to poison her own mother so she's definitely the most evil
>>37646666>6666Does that mean what you say is more true or completely untrue
>>37646671idk but check those quads bizznitch
i think its funny how i built my whole brand around being mulatto when the dna test showed that im just a quadroon
>>37646694I think I called you a world baby once
>>37646647if you write a rule you should follow them yourself no?
>>37646642Hi bitterhon
>>37633359>>37633522>>37633578>>37633701>>37633800>>37634013What are the geopolitical implications of this?
>>37646794I don't really care what cis women say or do
>>37646757You're a pathetic simp
I accidentally got cool blood stains all over my shirt and pants. Wash it or keep it?
>>37646880That's nice bitterhon
>>37646642three hitlers
>>37646703you said i'm a "person of the world"
Serious question how do I learn how to deepthroat without puking? I want to be a good gf and do what she likes, but I hate puking so much im so scared of it. I have a really sensitive gag reflex.
>>37647366I lost my gag reflex by having bulimia. try that maybe
>>37647494I absolutely could never do that. If I wanna have an eating disorder I'll just not eat, but I don't have any kind of body image problem so I'm not rly motivated ljke thaf.. ..
>>37647366As a lady with a penis I would rather have my partner focus solely on the head, where it's most sensitive, than deep throat me. I feel that being deep throated doesn't even feel much better, chuds just like it 'cause they wanna feel "big" and "dominant"
>>37647619My gf loves to totally dominate me and it's my pleasure to do what she says, but I physically am unable to be facefucked :( it's definitely something she loves to do
>>37647643Can't she like fuck you in the ass instead or something
>>37647664Yes of course and she does, but anal is kind of a hassle and neither of us are overly jazzed about the cleaning and prep of anal. I'd like to fully satisfy everything she wants of me
>>37647793Don't eat for a day to empty your stomach. Drink lots of water then practice triggering your gag reflex until it stops. You will puke a clear liquid which is a lot less messy than undigested food.
>>37647820it makes me want to cry imagining puking at all.. I threw up chicken one time trying to blow her deeper.. it was traumatizing
>I threw up chicken one time
>>37647832If you want to do it this is the way to do it. Puking water isnt as bad as that
>>37647832>>37647841lmaothis thread is a goldmine lately
one time i was face fucking this girl and she needed a break so we stopped and she made a comment about crying when giving head. i responded that its not good head if ur not crying and she called me problematic and we stopped having sex and she left.
Plz stop talking about nsfw topics...Also i need help with demon in pain bossIts a uncomfy fight i don't like it.. but ds3 girl isnt here today
>>37647940Wash your fucking ass.
Day 2 of posting Latina baddies every time office retard complains about lesbians having a sex drive
>>37647998Real transbians dont have sex. They eat cake and play ds3 all day.Source; real transbian
>>37647998
>>37648030Verification not required.
I just wanna let everyone know I am unironically behind about 75% of funny things in lesgen.
>>37648186I know for a fact that you're lying because 75% of lesgen is me same fagging
Good morrow all. Tis a fine day to pine for a cis asian gf.
>Trump loving retard who un-ironically claims to have a 99.9th percentile IQ is hereThread ruined. See you all tomorrow.
>>37648186>>37648195>>37648203>>37648223all me btw
>>37648223Trump is our guy>Supports same sex rights as far back as 1998>Hosts first us beauty pageant with trans participant>Allowed trans prisoners to receive gender affirming care under his presidency>Says he's fine with minors transitioning so long as they have parental consent
>>37648316This is my post. I posted this.
>>37648027what if I've been thinking about eating pussy and anal all week, what then
>>37648325you're not voting for trump because of this, let's be real for a moment. Tell us why exactly are you voting for trump (hard mode don't mention klanmala)
>>37648325You're retarded.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdNRsCLRxhg
>>37648415https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xGOZwZo1S8
>>37648330Then you are simply not a real transbian.Real transbians get enough dopamine from being within their loved one's presence.
>>37648316You are fake news
>>37648038
>>37648447I'll be taking no lessons in morality from someone with an unwashed ass, thanks
>>37648343Okay I believe Trump will be better for the economy, will do something about the border crisis, and will deescalate the various conflicts around the world. >>37648415He only says that shit to rally up the chuddies. He'll stop caring about it the second he takes his oath.
>>37648491>>37648325you're a horrible person and I know you'll get what's coming to you when shit hits the fan
>>37648491>He only says that shit to rally up the chuddies. He'll stop caring about it the second he takes his oath.You are putrid and potentially brain dead.
>AI slop>MAGA cultist>muh 145 IQ>tfw no submissive asian waifu>ewww not Vietnamese tho they're dirtyPlease bully this user out of the gen.
>>37648551bullies never win, lago returned bitterhon you lost
>>37648603>implying i am bitterhonDo you even know the lore?lurk moar
>>37648447you don't even know what's like to have someone. Last girl you "dated" was over fucking discord lol
>>37648472
>>37647998This is the most based poster
>>37647841
>>37648510Maybe I just need a cis asian gf to whip me into shape.
>>37649137i think you need a car to hit you and then back up over your corpse
>>37649150I volunteer to drive the car
fuck marry killoffice retard, yellow fever anon and luz
>>37649180that's creepy but kill yellow fever
>>37649180Kill yellow fever (best day of my life)Fuck office retard (I will require years of therapy to recover)Marry Luz (she's so retarded, it's almost endearing... almost)
i could tame office retard
>>37649180marry office wifekill Trump tardfuck luz
>>37649208Me too https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobotomy
>>37649228>marry office wifeI hope your bathroom has a bidet!
>>37649180kill yellow fever anon fuck luzmarry office retardoffice retard seems like a girl who could be fixed but i dont have that in me
>>37649208Iv having a bit of a crisis at work. There is this old oldish hag, who keeps being social with me. The nicer she is the more i want her to suffer. I hate it when people keep talking to me, they dont understand how difficult it is for me to talk to people, especially people like her without any rizz. Some people i like talking to, but this bitch, no, she is SO FUCKING FAKE and it fucking pisses me off and SHE NEVER KNOWS WHEN TO SHUT HER FUCKING MOUTH ITS INSANE, just leave me alone lady, please, i beg u. I literally avoid eye contact with her all day, i go "mhmm" to info she shares with me that isnt work related. I HATE HATE HATE her she keeps trying to force the social rapport building with me but i fucking hate it. And i bet she's a bad person behind that fucking ugly face too, withered old cow without child alone and forsaken by the world, so sad, why wont you suffer some more? Cry for me you dumb creature, i have no sympathy for people who are such a fucking NUISANCE. >>37649228I cannot be tamed nor married, which coincidentally seem like the exact same thing to me.
Am I the only one who literally never reads any of these text walls from Office Retard?
>>37649323Does anyone actually read them?
>>37649323I skim through them to see if she's pulled any new pranks on her mom
marry anyone
how much of the hate toward yellow fever anon is because of their racial fetishism vs their trump supportbecause i'm kind of a racial fetishist myself but for every race and nationality including my own (except macedonians cuz theyre retarded)
>>37649592im fine with racial fetishism, i just hate her because of the way she sees SE asians and supporting trump. i would be fine with her if she wasnt so racist against certain asians and wasnt a trump supporter. she sould at least especify she wants a northeast asian gf instead of doing the american thing were they believe only people born on china, korea and japan are real asians
>>37649342her next “prank” is going to be raping her mom in a fit of rage
>>37649637I've never said I dislike SE asians, assuming by SE asians you mean like indochina + phillipines.
>>37649667well, I'd prefer it consensual if it comes to that
I saw 2 spiders this week crawling on the wall next to me and if I don't find out where they're coming from I'll probably have a heart attack soonI hate how creepy spiders look, I wish they looked like hot anime women so I wouldn't need to kill them and could date them instead
>>37649744Clean your room and they'll leaveNasty ass
I really want my coworker to stop talking to me.. she's disturbing my peace...... i hate her.... i hate her do much...... just he silent....silence.....My mom said i have to be nice to her.... i hate her... she is a small talk demon.. a demon of small talk.. i hope when she died she is forced to listen to people talk to her until she isn't capable of standing it...You neets have it good.... work can be comfy, but that quickly changed when you run into a demon like her.. a person who doesnt catch any hints... a old hag who keeps trying to be kind...It makes me angry, and malicious. I hope she suffers more. I think she deserves to suffer..
>>37649756Spiders aren't filth bugs. They're totally fine I always leave the ceiling corner spiders alone.
>>37649777WASHYOURASS
>>37649777I completely support you
>>37649804Im suffering... im sad.. I want her to go away..... ................ i really despise her..... have u ever hated someone just for the way they are? It's like their personality is just incorrect. Maybe its because my heart is subconsciously feeling that she is evil... and thats why i hate her......
I cannot wait until it's revealed that office retard is an 8/10 passoid. I wanna see some seething.
>>37649845she’s a manmoder lol
>>37649845I am a passoid lol. But im not good looking. Id say im a solid 5/10, maybe a 4/10. Which reflects my characterAnd also my in game character in dark souls 3 (jack of all trades master of none)
>>37649863Would you entertain us with a selfie? You can censor your face I'm just curious
>>37649845that wouldn’t change the fact that our Chris Chan is a racist creep
>>37649888I don't give a shit about racism, what are you a child?
>>37649873That makes 0 sense. And i think u know it. And heres the thing *sigh*.... i just dont... *inhales smoke from cig* care about you people ... I get no dopamine from being friendly to you unless i feel like it *shives you in the arm* FUCK YOU!
Chris Chan lol
This is one of the funniest generals I love all the characters they're all insane
>>37649903Post your office fit
>>37649953yeah I’m waiting for office retard to get herself some barbussy so i can screenshot and share with ovarit
>>37649979>barbussyWhat is that?>ovaritWhat?
>>37649953its hard to leave when every day theres new lore drops
>>37649793If you destroy their webs they leave, they like dark undisturbed places
>>37649850yeah but she malefails so
>>37650092House spiders only live indoors. They don't leave they just hide.
>>37642010erotic asmr makes life worth living
>>37650147take it bigen nasty faggot
>me watching this bi bitch worry about being rejected and fighting tooth and nail with every damn excuse to NOT ask out this girl she likes after a lifetime of just sitting sitting on her ass to be picked up by guys when she felt like it Over an entire goddamn month of “but what if she says no!?” oh my GOD the first week it was cute but pushing two fucking months isn’t fucking cute anymore holy shit. Oh you got rejected by a girl oh who the fuck can possibly relate oh boo fucking hooo. Maybe try talking to her for fucks sake. Maybe something more than just saying “hi” to “flirt” would count. Fucks sake.
>>37650153bisexual lesbians are valid, nasty faggot>>37650153
>>37650183ewwww
>>37650125I'm putting you outside when I find you. Cope.
>>37650183No they are not, read the OP, and your creepy rape conversion fetish is off topic and trolling.
>>37650147acceptable if it's a lispy fag tranny voice ngl
>>37650199that's biphobic and lesbphobic but ok
>>37650199Please do something about the anons ignoring the rules! We've had trip drama and hrt talk today too it's very upsetting
I am biphobic
>>37650234Nah, insisting lesbians can be attracted to men is both bisexual erasure and lesbophobia. Bye, anon.
>>37650248well i'm both bisexual and a lesbian and you're talking over me and erasing my experiences
>>37650267That’s so sad. Alexa, play Despacito.
>>37650332
>>37650345UGH FUCK MY DYKE CHUNGUS LIFE
do you think lago masturbates to this thread
>>37650433lol nothere’s nothing to masturbate to here???
i feel like this gen somehow manages to be both the most asexual general and the horniest general at the same time
>>37650478clash of clansCoC
whats the wash ass meme
>>37644654ur the idiot bitch i completed the proyect by myself anyways plus it wanst THAt important anyways so fuck u mean bitch >:PPPPPPPP
P U F F Y
>>37650433edges as it reaches the bump limit and finishes when her new thread is posted
>>37650501>fuck u mean bitch >:PPPPPPPU faking WHAT??!! COME HERE ILL GIVE YOU A PADDLING YOU ILL RAISED WHORE >:#
>>37650503need
>>37649744leave em alone most of the time they just want to chill in a corner and eat other much worse pests for a room like mosquitos or moths or random mitesim deathly scared of spiders but every single one thats decided to be in my room has been chill and respectful of the real estate they're taking so spiders became my bros, as long as they dont come near me we cool
>>37650546ill beat u up real hard nerd!!! just let me sleep first bcuz i stayed up late doing homework zzzzzzz
>>37650924when spiders crawl on or near me I call it 'breaking the truce' which means they have to be killed. my theory is that only corner spiders will breed thus creating the perfect spider bro through eugenics... .
>>37651054i give em a few chances to learn, babies push boundaries like people they gotta learn where they're allowed. biggons get the cup into put into my mother's room though for their crimes
>>37651054i admire this thought process but i think all spiders are friends
>>37651204I think they're friends too, but if my friends violated my personal space I would hit them with a shoe rly hard
spiders are my only companions in my room ever since my dog died(she would sleep on my bed every night with me for like 10 yrs. i miss her), so they're nice to spot in corners and not feel so alone
>>37651054>my theory is that only corner spiders will breed thus creating the perfect spider bro through eugenics... .This is the theory you sent to colleges but got no reply?
>>37652195rip I miss my dog too
i havent killed a spider since i was 12 and i judge everyone who does kill spiders
>>37652434i dont get why people are so happy to kill bugs in general, they're living things too just because they aren't as cute as a mammal doesn't mean they don't deserve to live, especially since many of them are so important to our planet
>>37652452exactly! it bugs me a lot esp bc it shows that the average person cares more about aesthetics than life. bugs matter...
*plucks blade of grass out of the earth*
>>37652452Uh check your human privilege? if bugs were big enough they would devour all of us in a completely robotic unfeeling way. Like we love and care for our cats but they're obligate carnivores which mean their only way of natural living is by straight up brutal murder of other animals. Can you imagine being chased by a huge insanely fast animal with big teeth and claws until it pounces on you and starts biting your eyes and face until you fucking DIE? Dumbass..
>>37653496good thing they aren't big enough to do that so you don't need to hit me with bug killing justification fanfic
>>37653652I'm saying they don't especially deserve to live or die because they're inconsequential parts of a gigantic much much bigger than us wheel of life and death. You only choose not to kill bugs because it gives you an unwarranted good feeling as if what you did mattered at all. Human beings are straight up all retarded. You are lying to yourself. It's not even a random life and death coin flip nihilistic type of thing either. It's life BECAUSE of death. If idiots like you could play God you'd create a hell where everybody and every thing on earth lives FOREVER.
Is lesgen doing anything cute for Halloween? Pic related Jordie and I did some arts and crafts :D hers is much better
>>37653723I chose not to kill because I gain literally nothing squishing a bug minding its own business and contributing far more to its local eco system than I ever will. You are retarded to a fault to think that you're somehow above anyone by needlessly killing bugs and giving yourself this weird self righteous jerkoff about how it didnt matter anyway. You are pathetic and probably pissed on ant's nests for fun in your 20s, grow up loser.
>>37653781female and male skeleton
>>37653893You deliberately misunderstood my point to reaffirm your worldview: you are a saint of virtue and I must be a needlessly cruel monster that kills for no reason. What a grade A fool.
>>37653781mogs me
i'm going to kill myself this winter if she doesn't start spending more time with me lmao
she probably hasnt thought of me in monthsi think of her every day i miss her i just dont know what the fuck to say to her ever, i feel like i fucked my chance and she's infinitely happier without reminders i exist even if its just to be friendskms
1/3
>>376546232/3
avoidant gf x dpd gf.. how long would it last
>>376546403/3
>>376546431 week, speaking from personal experience
>>37654757damn, how was it?
>>37654647ugh
Lord forgive the people who wrong me, because I cant
lord forgive the people who wrong me, because i will be sending them a constant wave of psychic damage through the astral plane through my pure hatred and indignance and grudge
>>37655544>>37656114>Edgar Allen Poe if he was a tranny with fetal alcohol syndrome
>>37648203lol>>37648447im hypersexual>>37649199^
>>37655544>>37656114>>37656117Lord forgive me but I am forgot to wipe
>>37649744All they want to do is exist in the parts of your house you literally never see + eat ants
>>37649903I got second hand embarrassment from reading this
>>37653898kek
>>37650053it's a slow trickle just enough lore drops too keep you coming back.... we are truly the bigger cows than the lowcows themselves
>>37654643sounds awful desu
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>>37653781>>37653898>you vs who she tells you not to worry about
