hard truths edition
Whoa! tex is here! Whoa!
>>37686213old thread
r u rdunk?
The femboy aesthetic is so rancid looking. Cheap Vietnamese sweatshop clothes interpreting femininity as some sort of autopedophilic bastardisation of what anime children look like where men with incel physiognomy convince themselves that their tellytubby proportions are in any way desirable
>>37689419
>>37689402>>37689468why do you keep changing name?
i have a thing for muscular legs
How do you deal with anal play? I've got a few toys and plugs which I've been playing with for a while but I find myself playing with them less and less not because I don't enjoy it but because it's a fucking chore cleaning yourself before and after. It's like I want to plug myself up but at the same time don't want to shit in the shower.
>>37689528good
>>37689539what?
I made a drawing for tex's birthday and he never replied to me.
>>37689567post it here
>>37689539Idk. All I can tell you is that I used to break in virgins by giving them an empty 2 liter, sent them to the bathroom and let them figure it out. Seemed to work.
>>37689584I deleted it.
>>37689594I don't believe you
>>37689390I don't think I ever posted a photo of him because I'm aware of his age. He's really cute though, can't deny that.
>>37689506I got all updates set to tex! Boy, it's just a great time whenever he's here. He's just so cute, ya know?
I'm a bottom who's into larger guys, but I find this guy both really handsome and cute, I wish there were more guys that could successfuly pull a slightly feminine look without trying too fucking hard like all femboys.Even better if they'd liked guns cars n vidya.
>>37689539...cleaning after?dont shit in the shower retard1 fill pipes with water2 shit it out in the shitter3 repeat 1 24 lube, fingers, toydone?
>>37689519i dont know who you are talking about!
>>37689645>>37686848>>37687813
>>37689656thats someone else! i just grabbed the picture!
>>37689394Based Madonna loving bottom, let's listen to 80s pop while we make out and fuck around plz. I have a fantasy of going on a trip somewhere remote with a cute bottom and pretending we are in the 80s :3>>37689428Hell yeah anon that all sounds amazing! You've got some cooking talent.
fug im goin eepythese fights take too long
I hate fags so mucht.faggot
>>37689695Why is the filenames the same then? when you save a photo here it defaults to naming it the post number, why would you go out of your way to name it the same as the other ones posting it?
>>37689708Im am go sleepy 2.... maybe quick snack and then sleepies....
>>37689737automatic rename in x4chan?
>>37689755
>>37689704who is madonna
>>37689768shes not Brittany, thats for sure.
>>37689768Some old slave trader
I just bought half a cow to fill the freezer. I cropped so good this year, that half a cow means I don't have to buy groceries at all for at least 8 months. Being a countryfag is the best.
>>37689768Think of like Jack Doherty but female and synth pop and before he crashed his McLaren
>>37689792>Being a countryfag is the best.How early do you start in the morning?
>>37689792post tractor
It's way past time I killed myself
>>37689821I'm usually up at 3 a.m. 1 a.m. if I'm tractoring
>>37689839for real, what's even stopping you?
>>37689839but what about ur cat?!?!?!
>>37689839why?
>>37689845That's your view of a good life?
>>37689856shut up meg
>>37689768she's an author of a sex book
>>37689858It is indeed. No boss, no rat race, don't have to give a shit about a whole lot of nothin. Just farm.
>>37689862>but he gave me crabslold
>>37689862>the queen of gays>bipedo womanheh
>>37689862I wonder if this was the inspiration for Burning UpKek
>>37689839i don’t like these synchronicities
>>37689967lmfao
So, if I'm correct, you guys like, wieners? That's like a whole new world. Imagine, touching a wiener that isn't yours. That's wild!
>>37690029Touching my own weenor also makes me very wild >.<
thoughts on chappell roan? not to be an contrarian but i can't stand her, she seems so full of herself
>>37690029I'm a masc top and I love penis >:3I sucked my bottom buddy's cock for 20 minutes last night and didn't even top him! I just made him suck mine for a while after!>>:3
>>37690051let's normalize oral-only friends-with-benefitships sounds like a dream
>>37690051hello, police?
>>37690042>>37690051Huh, imagine that. I think I might like too try touching another mans penis. Do I just grab it?
black ops 6 comes out in 5 days!!!
>>37690080only at gay clubs
The only person I would bottom for is Jeremy Clarkson
>>37690088I'll have to look up gay clubs on google. And these men at the gay clubs are okay with you just grabbing their penis?
>gay "tops"lolIf a guy puts a penis in his mouth, what the point of calling him a man. Hes still a cocksucer.
>>37690080Well for me it was making him dinnerThen we laid on his couch for an hour and slowly crept into a snuggle while we watched trashy TVThen I was pushing my face into his hair, stroking his skinny and slightly fuzzy chest, he was kissing my neck and nibbling my earTHEN I put my hand down his pants, pulled out his cock and put it in my mouth >:3Sucking cute bottom cock is the best desu
should I go down this rabbit hole?
>>37690118jesus christ, love yourself a bit. cunt looks like a boiled yam
>>37690146I pushed him to the ground, mounted his hips with my face, and forced his dick in my mouthIt's possible to top with head if you're dominant about it :3
>>37690152it sounds hilarious
>>37690148Oh lord!? You put it in your mouth!? What the hell did you do after that? In detail please...
Its simple. We just kill all the tops and bottoms.
>>37690189Thank god I'm vers. Cheers debby.
>>37690205As God intended.
>>37690178Well, like most cute bottoms, his wasn't perfectly symmetrical. It's really thick at the base and tapers at the top, but that made it easy to suck.It's fun to put your weight on top of a skinny guy, esp knee into his chest, and really go to town on his dick. Throat it for a bit, then get really aggressive with the tongue and fingers on his balls/butt. Listening to him start confused and then stop fighting is my favorite >:33
>>37690223
>>37690253Bitter gaycel detected
Picking up straights is so easy and obvious that I could literally greentext common sense instructions and it would vastly improve gaygens game, sex life and quality of men in less than a month.But you were mean to me so I'm not going to. So there.
>>37690223Cringe but kinda cute
>>37690163that personality tho
>>37690263Shut the fuck up
>>37690279>step 1. have a gun
>>37690279bragging about bagging straight guys is so newgay lmao
I just want to have sex with men, why are there so many gates between me and dicks?
You guys, tex left. I wonder if she's enjoying her vacation.
>>37690393shes got drunk af and is now bleeding out in a warm bath
>>37690408To think, she could've just had buttsex with some oil rig fella.
>>37690393smoking my first cigarette since like 2022.
i miss ***** *******
>>37690435haribo
>>37690359Who said I was gay, fagboy?
>>37690442him too but he just went to sleep
some of you are so fucking dumb
>>37690367maybe you're just ugly
>>37690461go to sleep fat bastard
>>37690468did you feel called out by that?
why the fuck arent the adults talking at all
>>37690433gross
>>37690465Ugly isn't a detriment when you prey on the desperate.
>>37690279but i wasn't mean to you :(
>>37690461That's hurtful, you bitch!
>>37690484why are you so fucking grumpy for no reason tonight?
>>37690459how u know??
>>37690476i took an edible so im too autistic rn to even begin to start figuring out what you thought you did with this post so if you could break it down that would be cool
>>37690435sissy spacek
>>37690510how do we know anything? what even IS knowledge?
>>37690433one cigarette wont hurt you
>>37690525observation, but seriously how?
>>37690534maybe they're friends on discord or steam
My left eye is boogered up. Would you receive a blowjob from a guy whose left eye is having tear duct issues.
>>37690461
>>37690540maybe
>>37690551No
>>37690488Thats my strategy. It works
>>37690552hi tex how was your cigarette
>>37690560Bigot
>>37690551yes
>>37690571great until i went inside and suffer the aftertaste.
>>37690568We're survivors!
haribo is a big virgin
>>37690576Yeah, what are you going to do about it tough guy?
>>37690577Cheers fren!
it isnt my duty to talk
>>37690583that’s why you’re supposed to drink and smoke the liquor washes the cigarette taste out and smoking is even more awesome drunk #synergy
>>37690608yeah had a few drinks already. haven't eaten anything today so more drinks will make me feel nauseated i fear.
>>37690601no thank you, now get to work.
>>37690596Watch our domestic abuse call on X.
>>37690615lightweight
I want to suck trans cock. There's a tranny who cuts ximself in every way imaginable and has endless scars over xer body, and xhe also has wide hips and tits and a cock. Xhe also cut xer own finger off, total nutter self harming gooner. Hot af and has a nice sense of humor too. I want to suck xer cock
>>37690615you should eat a grilled cheese then how’s life treating you
>>37690625i can get violently ill during a bender when i drink 7+ a night especially if I don't take breaks. i'm not young anymore.
>>37690630thank you for reminding me that i’m basically normal
>>37690630
>>37690630I saw a 6'3" gorilla looking guy. Looked straight from the caucases. He could kill me, and probably would. Looked like a bull on maoi. I wanted to kiss his penis.
ascension by occams laser is such a good album
damn, tex looks like that?
>>37690658Get some cock in you already>>37690667Wow fuck yeah. I want to submit to giant beastly angry men too. Fuck yeah I love being a faggot, one moment I'm sucking a manlet troon the next moment I'm getting manhandled by a tall gorilla
>>37689602https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/36413923/#36414506
>>37690703wow what a cute little slut fuck yeah
>>37690719Fkn circus performer kek
>>37690703looks nothing like me.
i just read
What an embarrassing era of this gen it is having several out and proud chasers posting
you should probably all be dead.unfortunately this is out of my control.
I want to suck tex's tiny cock, I bet he'd be so grateful that someone was willing to even touch that little thing.
>>37689704>I have a fantasy of going on a trip somewhere remote with a cute bottom and pretending we are in the 80s :3i would looove that take me in your stationwagon and ill bring the cyndi lauper cassettes
>>37690753>they're all dead, they just don't know it yet
I really do need to take a break from here. maybe come back in a few months and see what has changed, if anything.
>>37690808why?
>>37690734>blonde hairthat's you
>>37690794everyone loves somebody sometimes... not me baby
>>37690647how big is it tex?let us see it.
>>37690754he actually hates it being touched
>>37690838>AHH IT BURNS AHH AHHHH
>>37690592hes a little bitch
>>37690592>>37690897is that the one that posts all the pepes?
>>37689402>>37689402Do fags ever stop wishing they were a woman?https://x.com/TheeAnimeGuru_/status/1847024061970587986
>>37690655Look up shibawri on twatter. Xir has two profiles, one for occassional smut and one for full on smut with cock cages and whatnot. Read xer's fetish posts on how xhe cut xer finger off and how xhe says self harm is bad m'kay and then runs off to post selfies of xer throat bleeding over xer titties and gooning to it. Fucking crazy I tell you, no other troon is at this level rn I guarantee it!
>>37691024
dead thread lmao
>>37691213wonder why
>>37691217it's saturday night
damn, we scared tex off by bringing up his micro penis.
>>37691249why would he care? isn't he a tranny?
>>37691285something like that
no more breeding, please. i can't take it anymore
I'm wondering if this is how most tops behave or if i gravitate to or attract a certain type of guy. Guys i click with seem to enjoy embarrassing me in bed. Like they analyze every part of me, tease me, criticize my responses, grope, and straight up tickle me. Its a mix of fun and uncomfortable. Is that common? Or maybe im just showing a lack of resistance that emboldens therm?
>>37691585I like doing that stuff, don't know if all tops do.
Twitter >follow one account about movies or musicinundated with yass queen faggot “celebrity stand” tweets on your tl >follow one republican accountInundated with videos of migrant crime and black people Waffle House fights >follow one democrat January 6 every day
>>37691851how many times are you gonna post this? I didn't even study ebonics in highschool
Is azaelia banks pretending she hasn’t sucked plenty of maga cock?we all have sis, let’s not pretend real men are liberals lol
>>37691859Pro tip, only ever use "Following" not "For You".
I just wanna say right now that I'm probably gonna off myself within the next 14 or so months, and being gay has contributed to about 15% to 42% of why I'm gonna off myself. I deeply regret coming out to myself, and to my family. To any CHVD anons who are on the fence, please, dear GOD, heed what I say: ignorance is bliss. Being gay is hell, and avoiding it - even at the cost of who "you" are - is necessary. Otherwise, it will destroy you entirely.Yes, I know nobody cares. Fuck you all.
>>37691910Time literally heals this. I’m not going to say the “it gets better” shit but you’ll literally stop caring. Just try to live a respectable life, save up to travel to cool places, read, etc. if you want to contribute to society there’s volunteer work and the like. I agree that coming out doesn’t always work for everyone, but it sounds like your bigger problem is the coming out to yourself part.
>>37691881i've genuinely never sucked a maga cocknot even sure how i would other than going on grindr (would rather kms than make an account)
>>37691910>caring what others thinklmao, go ahead and kys right now hunty
>>37691961I'm voting for trump ama
>>37691871That literally could be any "indie" female singer from New York.