Whoa! tex is here! Whoa!

>>37686213

old thread

r u rdunk?

The femboy aesthetic is so rancid looking. Cheap Vietnamese sweatshop clothes interpreting femininity as some sort of autopedophilic bastardisation of what anime children look like where men with incel physiognomy convince themselves that their tellytubby proportions are in any way desirable

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>>37689419

>>37689402
>>37689468
why do you keep changing name?

i have a thing for muscular legs

How do you deal with anal play? I've got a few toys and plugs which I've been playing with for a while but I find myself playing with them less and less not because I don't enjoy it but because it's a fucking chore cleaning yourself before and after. It's like I want to plug myself up but at the same time don't want to shit in the shower.

>>37689528
good

>>37689539
what?

I made a drawing for tex's birthday and he never replied to me.

>>37689567
post it here

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>>37689539
Idk. All I can tell you is that I used to break in virgins by giving them an empty 2 liter, sent them to the bathroom and let them figure it out. Seemed to work.

>>37689584
I deleted it.

>>37689594
I don't believe you

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>>37689390
I don't think I ever posted a photo of him because I'm aware of his age. He's really cute though, can't deny that.

>>37689506
I got all updates set to tex! Boy, it's just a great time whenever he's here. He's just so cute, ya know?

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I'm a bottom who's into larger guys, but I find this guy both really handsome and cute, I wish there were more guys that could successfuly pull a slightly feminine look without trying too fucking hard like all femboys.
Even better if they'd liked guns cars n vidya.

>>37689539
...cleaning after?
dont shit in the shower retard
1 fill pipes with water
2 shit it out in the shitter
3 repeat 1 2
4 lube, fingers, toy
done?

>>37689519
i dont know who you are talking about!

>>37689645
>>37686848
>>37687813

>>37689656
thats someone else! i just grabbed the picture!

>>37689394
Based Madonna loving bottom, let's listen to 80s pop while we make out and fuck around plz. I have a fantasy of going on a trip somewhere remote with a cute bottom and pretending we are in the 80s :3
>>37689428
Hell yeah anon that all sounds amazing! You've got some cooking talent.

fug im goin eepy
these fights take too long

I hate fags so much
t.faggot

>>37689695
Why is the filenames the same then? when you save a photo here it defaults to naming it the post number, why would you go out of your way to name it the same as the other ones posting it?

>>37689708
Im am go sleepy 2.... maybe quick snack and then sleepies....

>>37689737
automatic rename in x4chan?

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>>37689755

>>37689704
who is madonna

>>37689768
shes not Brittany, thats for sure.

>>37689768
Some old slave trader

I just bought half a cow to fill the freezer. I cropped so good this year, that half a cow means I don't have to buy groceries at all for at least 8 months. Being a countryfag is the best.

>>37689768
Think of like Jack Doherty but female and synth pop and before he crashed his McLaren

>>37689792
>Being a countryfag is the best.
How early do you start in the morning?

>>37689792
post tractor

It's way past time I killed myself

>>37689821
I'm usually up at 3 a.m. 1 a.m. if I'm tractoring

>>37689839
for real, what's even stopping you?

>>37689839
but what about ur cat?!?!?!

>>37689839
why?

>>37689845
That's your view of a good life?

>>37689856
shut up meg

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>>37689768
she's an author of a sex book

>>37689858
It is indeed. No boss, no rat race, don't have to give a shit about a whole lot of nothin. Just farm.

>>37689862
>but he gave me crabs
lold

>>37689862
>the queen of gays
>bipedo woman
heh

>>37689862
I wonder if this was the inspiration for Burning Up
Kek

>>37689839
i don’t like these synchronicities

>>37689967
lmfao

So, if I'm correct, you guys like, wieners? That's like a whole new world. Imagine, touching a wiener that isn't yours. That's wild!

>>37690029
Touching my own weenor also makes me very wild >.<

thoughts on chappell roan? not to be an contrarian but i can't stand her, she seems so full of herself

>>37690029
I'm a masc top and I love penis >:3
I sucked my bottom buddy's cock for 20 minutes last night and didn't even top him! I just made him suck mine for a while after!
>>:3

>>37690051
let's normalize oral-only friends-with-benefitships
sounds like a dream

>>37690051
hello, police?

>>37690042
>>37690051
Huh, imagine that. I think I might like too try touching another mans penis. Do I just grab it?

black ops 6 comes out in 5 days!!!

>>37690080
only at gay clubs

The only person I would bottom for is Jeremy Clarkson

>>37690088
I'll have to look up gay clubs on google. And these men at the gay clubs are okay with you just grabbing their penis?

>gay "tops"
lol
If a guy puts a penis in his mouth, what the point of calling him a man. Hes still a cocksucer.

>>37690080
Well for me it was making him dinner
Then we laid on his couch for an hour and slowly crept into a snuggle while we watched trashy TV
Then I was pushing my face into his hair, stroking his skinny and slightly fuzzy chest, he was kissing my neck and nibbling my ear
THEN I put my hand down his pants, pulled out his cock and put it in my mouth >:3
Sucking cute bottom cock is the best desu

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should I go down this rabbit hole?

>>37690118
jesus christ, love yourself a bit. cunt looks like a boiled yam

>>37690146
I pushed him to the ground, mounted his hips with my face, and forced his dick in my mouth
It's possible to top with head if you're dominant about it :3

>>37690152
it sounds hilarious

>>37690148
Oh lord!? You put it in your mouth!? What the hell did you do after that? In detail please...

Its simple. We just kill all the tops and bottoms.

>>37690189
Thank god I'm vers. Cheers debby.

>>37690205
As God intended.

>>37690178
Well, like most cute bottoms, his wasn't perfectly symmetrical. It's really thick at the base and tapers at the top, but that made it easy to suck.
It's fun to put your weight on top of a skinny guy, esp knee into his chest, and really go to town on his dick. Throat it for a bit, then get really aggressive with the tongue and fingers on his balls/butt. Listening to him start confused and then stop fighting is my favorite >:33

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>>37690223

>>37690253
Bitter gaycel detected

Picking up straights is so easy and obvious that I could literally greentext common sense instructions and it would vastly improve gaygens game, sex life and quality of men in less than a month.

But you were mean to me so I'm not going to. So there.

>>37690223
Cringe but kinda cute

>>37690163
that personality tho

>>37690263
Shut the fuck up

>>37690279
>step 1. have a gun

>>37690279
bragging about bagging straight guys is so newgay lmao

I just want to have sex with men, why are there so many gates between me and dicks?

You guys, tex left. I wonder if she's enjoying her vacation.

>>37690393
shes got drunk af and is now bleeding out in a warm bath

>>37690408
To think, she could've just had buttsex with some oil rig fella.

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>>37690393
smoking my first cigarette since like 2022.

i miss ***** *******

>>37690435
haribo

>>37690359
Who said I was gay, fagboy?

>>37690442
him too but he just went to sleep

some of you are so fucking dumb

>>37690367
maybe you're just ugly

>>37690461
go to sleep fat bastard

>>37690468
did you feel called out by that?

why the fuck arent the adults talking at all

>>37690433
gross

>>37690465
Ugly isn't a detriment when you prey on the desperate.

>>37690279
but i wasn't mean to you :(

>>37690461
That's hurtful, you bitch!

>>37690484
why are you so fucking grumpy for no reason tonight?

>>37690459
how u know??

>>37690476
i took an edible so im too autistic rn to even begin to start figuring out what you thought you did with this post so if you could break it down that would be cool

>>37690435
sissy spacek

>>37690510
how do we know anything? what even IS knowledge?

>>37690433
one cigarette wont hurt you

>>37690525
observation, but seriously how?

>>37690534
maybe they're friends on discord or steam

My left eye is boogered up. Would you receive a blowjob from a guy whose left eye is having tear duct issues.

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>>37690461

>>37690540
maybe

>>37690551
No

>>37690488
Thats my strategy. It works

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>>37690552
hi tex how was your cigarette

>>37690560
Bigot

>>37690551
yes

>>37690571
great until i went inside and suffer the aftertaste.

>>37690568
We're survivors!

haribo is a big virgin

>>37690576
Yeah, what are you going to do about it tough guy?

>>37690577
Cheers fren!

it isnt my duty to talk

>>37690583
that’s why you’re supposed to drink and smoke the liquor washes the cigarette taste out and smoking is even more awesome drunk #synergy

>>37690608
yeah had a few drinks already. haven't eaten anything today so more drinks will make me feel nauseated i fear.

>>37690601
no thank you, now get to work.

>>37690596
Watch our domestic abuse call on X.

>>37690615
lightweight

I want to suck trans cock. There's a tranny who cuts ximself in every way imaginable and has endless scars over xer body, and xhe also has wide hips and tits and a cock. Xhe also cut xer own finger off, total nutter self harming gooner. Hot af and has a nice sense of humor too. I want to suck xer cock

>>37690615
you should eat a grilled cheese then how’s life treating you

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>>37690625
i can get violently ill during a bender when i drink 7+ a night especially if I don't take breaks. i'm not young anymore.

>>37690630
thank you for reminding me that i’m basically normal

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>>37690630

>>37690630
I saw a 6'3" gorilla looking guy. Looked straight from the caucases. He could kill me, and probably would. Looked like a bull on maoi. I wanted to kiss his penis.

ascension by occams laser is such a good album

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damn, tex looks like that?

>>37690658
Get some cock in you already
>>37690667
Wow fuck yeah. I want to submit to giant beastly angry men too. Fuck yeah I love being a faggot, one moment I'm sucking a manlet troon the next moment I'm getting manhandled by a tall gorilla

>>37689602
https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/36413923/#36414506

>>37690703
wow what a cute little slut fuck yeah

>>37690719
Fkn circus performer kek

>>37690703
looks nothing like me.

i just read

What an embarrassing era of this gen it is having several out and proud chasers posting

you should probably all be dead.
unfortunately this is out of my control.

I want to suck tex's tiny cock, I bet he'd be so grateful that someone was willing to even touch that little thing.

>>37689704
>I have a fantasy of going on a trip somewhere remote with a cute bottom and pretending we are in the 80s :3
i would looove that take me in your stationwagon and ill bring the cyndi lauper cassettes

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>>37690753
>they're all dead, they just don't know it yet

I really do need to take a break from here.
maybe come back in a few months and see what has changed, if anything.

>>37690808
why?

>>37690734
>blonde hair
that's you

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>>37690794
everyone loves somebody sometimes... not me baby

>>37690647
how big is it tex?
let us see it.

>>37690754
he actually hates it being touched

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>>37690838
>AHH IT BURNS AHH AHHHH

>>37690592
hes a little bitch

>>37690592
>>37690897
is that the one that posts all the pepes?

>>37689402
>>37689402
Do fags ever stop wishing they were a woman?
https://x.com/TheeAnimeGuru_/status/1847024061970587986

>>37690655
Look up shibawri on twatter. Xir has two profiles, one for occassional smut and one for full on smut with cock cages and whatnot. Read xer's fetish posts on how xhe cut xer finger off and how xhe says self harm is bad m'kay and then runs off to post selfies of xer throat bleeding over xer titties and gooning to it. Fucking crazy I tell you, no other troon is at this level rn I guarantee it!

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>>37691024

dead thread lmao

>>37691213
wonder why

>>37691217
it's saturday night

damn, we scared tex off by bringing up his micro penis.

>>37691249
why would he care? isn't he a tranny?

>>37691285
something like that

no more breeding, please. i can't take it anymore

I'm wondering if this is how most tops behave or if i gravitate to or attract a certain type of guy. Guys i click with seem to enjoy embarrassing me in bed. Like they analyze every part of me, tease me, criticize my responses, grope, and straight up tickle me. Its a mix of fun and uncomfortable. Is that common? Or maybe im just showing a lack of resistance that emboldens therm?

>>37691585
I like doing that stuff, don't know if all tops do.

Twitter

>follow one account about movies or music
inundated with yass queen faggot “celebrity stand” tweets on your tl

>follow one republican account
Inundated with videos of migrant crime and black people Waffle House fights

>follow one democrat
January 6 every day

>>37691851
how many times are you gonna post this? I didn't even study ebonics in highschool

Is azaelia banks pretending she hasn’t sucked plenty of maga cock?

we all have sis, let’s not pretend real men are liberals lol

>>37691859
Pro tip, only ever use "Following" not "For You".

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I just wanna say right now that I'm probably gonna off myself within the next 14 or so months, and being gay has contributed to about 15% to 42% of why I'm gonna off myself. I deeply regret coming out to myself, and to my family. To any CHVD anons who are on the fence, please, dear GOD, heed what I say: ignorance is bliss. Being gay is hell, and avoiding it - even at the cost of who "you" are - is necessary. Otherwise, it will destroy you entirely.

Yes, I know nobody cares. Fuck you all.

>>37691910
Time literally heals this. I’m not going to say the “it gets better” shit but you’ll literally stop caring. Just try to live a respectable life, save up to travel to cool places, read, etc. if you want to contribute to society there’s volunteer work and the like.

I agree that coming out doesn’t always work for everyone, but it sounds like your bigger problem is the coming out to yourself part.

>>37691881
i've genuinely never sucked a maga cock
not even sure how i would other than going on grindr (would rather kms than make an account)

>>37691910
>caring what others think
lmao, go ahead and kys right now hunty

>>37691961
I'm voting for trump ama

>>37691871
That literally could be any "indie" female singer from New York.

without you, what does my life amount to?

I'll be a 40 year old gay virgin before I know it

>>37691954
bruh my life will just permanently be not what I want it to be, and I know that I won't stop caring, it'll just get quieter, but fester.

I think i'm just a disaster at being gay. I'm gonna die a virgin ahhh

>>37690703
what causes gays who are apparently into other men, to dress like this or be attracted to this?
i thought the idea is to be attracted to masculinity

>>37692226
hookers and cheap wine

i wish i could have sex and not feel weird abt it, at this point i would take hrt or crossdress just so i can fuck

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Is it weird that I feel kinda intimidated by the prospect of going inside a gay bar?

i have a very smol pp
will tops laugh at it or do they not care about these things?

>>37692502
I think its super hot when a bottom has a small cock.
i'd tease you about it for sure.

>>37692493
Most gay bars are literally just straight bars with better music, better drinks, and gays

I promise you there is nothing to be afraid of lol

>>37692574
nah its totally like the blue oyster gag in Police Academy every time

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Two questions for gigi:

>1. Will you go to Church today?

>2. Will you vote for the Emperor to legitimize his claim to the throne?

>3. Bonus question will you fight for Emperor Trump when kamala tries to steal the election?

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>>37691910
>Yes, I know nobody cares. Fuck you all.
It is sad reading this anon, but God saves all. Pray, confess and lay your sins before God and you will heal. Do not give up, God loves you still.

>>37692617
gay faggot questions
my answer is I am going to eat hanburger

>>37689503
>muh autopedophile, muh twinks
Strange how when women shave their body it isnt seen as pedophilic, but when men do it they want to look like little boys

>>37692650
it is pedophilic too, no one cares about women here

>>37692650
Fun fact if you read anons post completely wrong it might say hawk tuah kinda :D

>>37692617
you are so unbelievably retarded it's actually painful for me to imagine how you ended up so

>>37692658
Um no its not retard, some people just dont like gross body hair. Masc fags always have horrible hygeine, but no washing your ass hair and shaving is too ""feminine"" for you

>>37692664
>some people just dont like gross body hair
yeah, pedos

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>>37692664
washing my ass is gay

>>37692670
So straight men are pedos for not wanting women to have hairy legs?

>>37692678
still skipping leg day

>>37692664
Shouldve put ""masc"" in quotations, most are just fat soi bois tbdesu

>>37692683
ask them this is gaygen

>>37692685
I can only do upper body because your whore mother is busy sucking my cock and Its not even good head

https://x.com/ratjackson_/status/1847732129276252565

how can one find a boifren who likes to cuddle and snuggle in bed :3

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>>37692711
and you can't push her off with all those muscles? your upper body routine sucks

>>37692726
uwu me!, snuggle me!

>>37692662
Why anon, why do you say that? Are you afraid of the re-education camps?

>>37692574
>better music
like what?

>>37692768
brat

>>37691024
Do fags this fem actually exist? Or do most gay men act like a normal guys?

Ideal femboys to me are just twinks that crossdress. Once you start taking estrogen though you're basically defiled and now a tranny and at the mercy of bipedos, so you have to hand in your gay card

>>37692780
this is the biggest fear to me when it comes to gay dating
how do i filter out all the guys who act girly and even speak girly? i just dont like that behavior in a male
i just want a regular guy who is also into regular guys

>>37692863
VC with them to check for fem voice, meet IRL or video call to check for mannerisms.
Honestly SOME feminine traits is not a turn off for me,
I just dont like "yass queen slay" hyper fem flavor of faggot

>>37692820
that crossdressing twink is already defiled
>>37692863
another fear is the regular guy interested in or beginning his transitioning
i would break it off asap

>>37692863
imagine if you could talk to people

>>37692921
on a dating app?

>>37692935
anywhere

>>37692921
t. Lower case posting troon

>>37690794
>>37690838
i could unironically be caleb for halloween this year :V

>>37692974
that upper case L really solidifies your cis-ness

>>37692974
your posts aren't being graded by a professor anon
trying too hard

>>37691910
trvke

are you guys ready for halloween

https://x.com/BateWorld/status/1846992730972737823

Feet

>>37693207
post some. i want to see what kind of feet get you off anon

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wish he was still alive in my bed

What do y'all think of predator hunters?