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I'm a big fat liar.
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I miss mascbot.
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My feet are so achy, I just want to go home and take my shoes off :(
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>>37736661
no they aren't lol
the average iq of a top is 80-100, globally. what they lack in intelligence they make up in physical strength. :s
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gays and pooners joining together in the vaults to repopulate the wasteland after nuclear apocalypse
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>>37736877
>be intelligent
>be strong
>have no bf
Your theory is bullshit.
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>>37736877
119 iq take
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>>37736868
i must have control over my bottom in various ways, being in a relationship is all about control, i don't believe in the all is fair in equality bs
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HR has decided we aren't allowed to upload custom Slack emojis because people were uploading Pepe emojis and they deemed him to be inappropriate
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>>37736885
bw/bench/deadlift/squat?
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>>37736877
I love cute lil bats :)
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https://voca.ro/1gOGrXhW7pWq
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>>37736835
It’s not ok to be bisexual
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>>37736893
As if you needed to give me another reason to hate HR.
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in case your only romantic options were closeted trannies, would you rather date a ftm repper (boy mind girl body) or mtf repper (girl mind boy body)r?
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>>37736925
underrated post
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>>37736931
not going to answer this in a GAY MALE thread
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I dont get whats so bad about being gay, even if it is a sin. What makes it so much worse than the sin inherent in being born?
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>>37736931
i'd buy a fleshlight
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>>37736940
then choose the mtf repper because its a male
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>>37736941
ask hyacinth he lives in sin
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Forgot to log out of my pc and my mom seemingly went through my search history and probably saw all the fucking /lgbt/ threads and fucking Brokeback mountain on Netflix lmao...

Guess it's over. This might be how I get outed I guess. I confronted her about snooping through my PC and she went "what, do you have anything to hide? ;)"...
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>>37736646
>>37736933
The thread died while I was submitting my application :x
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i so desperately need to be raped and murdered. not even a spanking, i need a stranger i have zero attraction to shoot ropes in me and beat me to death. in public.
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>>37736941
because there's nothing bad about it
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>>37736941
Hetoids are jealous of gay relationships tbqh.
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>>37736955
i got 140, nice try
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I have often said I prefer gays do not talk if they wish to be appealing. Because when they talk, their voice burdens my mind also with what they consider 'thoughts'.

Four posts into the thread, and I feel I no longer have to argue this point. The evidence presents itself.
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>>37736885
there are exceptions for some tops, like you.
if you are a strong and smart top (which with the latter most aren't) then it would be easy for you to find a bottomwife :s
no matter how attractive you are.

>>37736886
that iq test was outdated and stupid anyways i've done iq tests at my psychiatrist and i scored 127 on the actual test :s
tops are intellectually inferior, cope.

>>37736906
me too :3
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>>37736925
You hate bisexuals, with whom you have a chance, but fawn over asexuals (tex) with whom you do not. Make it make sense.
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>>37736961
address?
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>>37736941
I don't get guilty gays, I just avoid them, grown men can't be a project for me.
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>>37736836
i meant a different gun...
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>>37736931
>>37732446
I think trannies have severe dementia
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>>37736943
arent they shaped like vaginas thoug?
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>>37736885
>be intelligent
>posting on 4chinz
ahhhahhahahahhahhah
ahhahahahhahahajjahajajaj
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>>37736985
another underrated post
>>37736999
there are ones shaped like ass
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>>37736999
you can get buttholes too
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>>37736992
im not a tranny I just asked, in my case I would choose the mtf repper but if they try to troon out secretly im doing crime
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>>37736859
hi rich how’s it going brother?
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>we hate bi's
>we hate christian's
>we hate white men

why is gaygen like this?
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>>37736877
iq distribution of tops and bottoms follows the same pattern as male/female ie tops are more likely to be either retarded or geniuses while bottoms cluster around the average
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>>37737038
common sense?
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>>37736965
>gay relationships
like yours?
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>>37737023
It's going alright. Life is being life. How are you doing? Well, I hope.
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>>37737051
whats wrong with white men?
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>>37736987
What's the image site? Unhide, or some shit?
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>>37736966
>Iq to high to be a weed addict
Stop undermining me sister, I'm trying to rizz a sigma, rn.
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>>37737062
what's right with them
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>>37737064
Unsee (dot) cc
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>>37737071
they stink good and have nice noses
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>>37737038
trooner pooner central
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>>37737071
they made everything good in this world ???
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>>37736943
why buy when i'm free?
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>>37737038
some bis are hot i used to talk to a bi top before and he offered to go to a fancy restaurant with his ferrari :3
i had to decline because i was overseas at that time and didn't like the idea of a long distance relationship :s
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I just want to feel wanted....
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if you take iq seriously at all you are a retard and is a clear sign of below average intelligence
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>>37737077
none of those things are virtues to me
>>37737082
and thinking this way is why so many people don't like white people
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>>37737064
catbox dot moe
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What type of guys British twinks into?
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>>37737088
i want you to feel content and happy fwiw
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>>37737058
yeah, taking a bit of a different direction with my life at the moment. it’s going pretty well so far and i feel better about the work and myself but i do need to figure out how to make real money from it lol
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>>37737101
boris johnson
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>>37737082
Guuuuurl. Now listen up here, DIVA *BAWWW*. Da asian man is on par with da yt man, okurrrr, uhuh? Yeah, girl, when da yt man was living in huts, the asian man had palaces of gold hunty, okurrr? *VOGUE, VOGUE, VOGUE.*
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>>37737095
>and thinking this way is why so many people don't like white people
all important scientific achievements have been made by whites, even today. Also aren't you white?
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>>37737112
not true. and being white doesn't mean i'm a racist
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>>37736975
I really don’t hate bi guys ok? I got fucked by one and it was really hot
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>>37737055
Exactly! They want the peace and quiet of somebody who was never married!
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>>37737042
>iq distribution of tops and bottoms follows the same pattern as male/female
not true
>tops are more likely to be either retarded
true
>while bottoms cluster around the average
nope. bottoms are generally more smarter than the average top because it makes sense since we are the brains in the relationship. tops are just there for our convenience so they don't need to be smart.
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>>37737101
whatcha in the hospital for? whats on your arm? insane ass on slenderman
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>>37737126
it literally is true, check nobel prize winners. unless you dont consider jews to be white
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jeezus, i hate phoneposting, i cant get rid of norma and pretenendrunkpooner
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>>37737145
Fuck of nigger nobody wants your baboon fat ass
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>>37737158
you are deluded. seek help
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>>37737101
Dom bisexual men
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>>37737108
Well, so long as you're happy in your decisions, the money will eventually come. I downscaled everything I thought i ever wanted in order to be happy with less. I don't regret it at all. I have less things, but more time for me. I hope you find that balance, but I also hope you become super rich and flex on us someday, lol.
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>>37737128
Sounds hot. What're you up to tonight?
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Im so hot
sexy sexy
mrawr

cha cha cha
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>>37737188
Thr don't exist. Most of them are agp bottoms.
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>>37737186
its one google search away...
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>>37737214
google how not to be racist
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>>37737205
I look exactly like this.
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>>37737220
im legit not racist just realistic
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>>37737205
she ate that though she has a strong feminine aura around her
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Be real with me, how over is it if I'm having no success on Grindr?

31 btw, I feel this is relevant because I didn't have this problem 2-3 years ago
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>>37737221
lol
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>>37737221
sex me cowpoke
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>>37737230
lol i've never heard that one before
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>>37737244
u got fat, mystery solved
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>>37737244
time to get a cat
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>>37737263
because you call everyone racist
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>>37737255
You into cow tippin?
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>>37737268
This is true but it was also true in my 20s
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>>37737203
It’s not hot cause I ruined a heterosexual family
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>>37737232
I admire and respect her confidence. Its her disarming genuine cheer and subtle humility that keeps her from coming off as a whacko.
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>>37737285
i call every racist a racist
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4utJlyohxc
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>>37737254
Orgasms work best when you hang yourself.
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>>37736987
unsee cc/album#nSyaituYJeBO
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>>37737286
is that a sex euphemism? you wanna crush my slut face into a compost pit?
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>>37737293
I slept with my best friends mom when I was 16. Shit happens. I was askin what that dick doin tonight?
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>>37736955
Discord?
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>>37737299
well you dont, since you called me one with 0 proof
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>>37737244
pole
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>>37737317
No, I was wonderin if you wanted to push over some sleeping cows, after butt stuff of course.
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>>37737328
see
>>37737082
>>37737112
>>37737158
>>37737230
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>>37737342
that's cool too i guess...
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>>37737312
an 8 incher! nice
licked my lips
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>>37737342
The expert lights a flame close to the cows mouth
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>>37736835
How many of you were SA-d as a child? be honest.
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>>37736835
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>>37737364
Nice. We'll hop in the truck, roll a turkey foot, drive the countryside till they fall asleep. How good are you at hopping fences?
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>>37737362
this interaction started with you saying you hate white people and im somehow the racist for stating facts?
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>>37737325
I don’t really have a plan for tonight
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>>37737244
Just become a top, you might like it
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>>37737369
Never done that. Is it to check for shallow breaths?
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>>37737387
lmao, try hard
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>>37737367
>8 incher
Both pistols.
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>>37737325
>slept with my friend's mother at 16
>shit happens
No, that's not how shit works. You're just a mother molester.
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>>37737312
sexo
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>>37737388
The lack of exuberance tells me I can't be part of whatever you plan. It's all good. Plannin to push over some sleeping cows anyway.
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>>37737428
you literally agreed with a post saying that they hate white ppl, ive said nothing even close to that and you accuse me of being racist, lmao
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gaygen meetup when and where?
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>>37737460
in ur dad
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>>37737436
She had it comin after she climbed on top.
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>>37737418
Cows exhale a lot of methane...which is flammable...I'll let you figure out the rest.
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>>37737312
its good that u do what u are told!
how about some cum smeared on your belly or even better - lips

why did u run around with a boxcutter and not a proper knoif?

why the red linen? would love to roll on them around
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>>37737384
ugh fuck, i do want to push over some cows now. fun's illegal where i am.
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>>37737452
cry more about it
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im gonna take a show uwu
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>>37737494
you realized you are retarded, gotcha
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>>37737477
Lol, I didn't know methane came out that end. I always just waited until they were still. Driving the countryside late at night with kuurst is on the bucket list now!
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>>37737515
I said the experts do this. I have no intent of harming an innocent cow.
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>>37737491
You're gonna have to come to me then. I'll show you a good time.
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>>37737501
i love how hurt you are by this
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>>37737535
sorry, mb i forgot where i am, you guys are all faggots
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>>37737526
I see. I assumed too much.
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>>37737542
oh no, the racist is trying to be homophobic
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>>37737562
at least im not a hypocrite
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>>37737547
There's a real possibility for the cow to explode, a farmers boy once told me.
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>>37737533
you still in ohio baby?
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This movie is so comfi
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uh???? >>37737028
he is also on this thread btw
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>>37737571
I'm not one for animal abuse, but your post has me laughin!
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>>37737582
that is durian, he is a sugar daddy and he is looking for a sugar baby, he is stacked with money
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>>37737575
I am indeed
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>>37737481
>how about some cum smeared on your belly or even better - lips
Maybe not today, but when I work up a nice load. I busted this morning when I woke up.
>why did u run around with a boxcutter and not a proper knoif?
I've taken the box cutter pill for the following reasons: 1) legality-it's a tool rather than a weapon; 2) practicality-i can beat the shit out of it without worrying about damaging the blade, I just flip or change it; 3) unattachment-I don't care if I lose it, I'll buy another one for <$10; and, 4) it's extremely devastating.
>why the red linen?
I have a color deficiency and don't see red the same as others
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He's so alpha and hot i want to suck him up and sniff his socks
https://youtu.be/ZN0J6qKCIrI
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>>37737588
Yeah I'm not either that's why I ain't going cow tippin or cowsploding in the night
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It is important to test a homosexuals resistance to pain and humiliation in order to gage their discipline for obedience. This is how you evaluate their suitability for living indoors.
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>>37737569
ok bro
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>>37737630
its not okay also jk it was me the whole time i just wanted you to bully me :3
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>>37737611
>extremely devastating
what are afraid of? nigger country?
there r cheap basically full tang picnic knoifs that will kill cougars eez
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tired of kuurst
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Didn't realize its almost 6. Forgot to eat, gonna make something. Cheers.
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>>37737598
too bad about the email but i always seem to find you whenever i start missing you ;). maybe i will actually make the trip one day.
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>>37737101
nice booty
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>>37737617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHhWXanwoEs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSQGoxB4bts

This is an alpha?!
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>>37737659
Sailor boy?
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>>37737686
mmhm
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I think christian fundamentalism is based on certain things, in which things you guys think that fundies are based?
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what's the use of changing things?
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>>37736835
I might be losing my virginity in the next couple days, and not by means of a meaningless Grindr hookup. It's been a good run, gaycels, but it's time for me to depart the ranks.
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Bros, I just asked him "do you like guys? if so, would you like to watch a movie or something?" i'm so fucking anxious right now, I should have asked this shit IRL but I chickened out
>>37737713
Is it a guy? how cute is he?
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>>37737704
imsailingaway@mail.com
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>>37737713
Tell me more
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>>37737734
good job man gotta shoot your shot
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>>37737738
Gonna make supper, ill be away for a minute. Email me
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>>37737650
>what are afraid of?
No, it's not that. I grew up with rough and ready types who didn't fuck around. They taught me the importance of being armed, especially after I came out. My kin is protective of the family sissy.
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>>37737713
u better be posting pics and vids for your brethren here as inspiration and goals!
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>>37737763
but what happens if someone with a proper knoif walks up to u? im just worried about your chances...
https://litter.catbox.moe/5hl8t0.jpg
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Why do people accept this idea of males being "virgins". Its a term for girls. Jews literally castrating you mentally by perverting your own language. Just say you havent had sex.

And no, buttholes and bjs dont count. Not even with girls.

BECAUSE SODOMY IS NOT SEX. THATS WHY ITS CALLED SODOMY.

Homosexual is supposed to be an ironic play on words. Heterosexual is redundant.

No one knows anything anymore. People just repeat whatever lazy sloppy gibberish they hear. All be grunting apes again soon.

The white people, I mean.
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>>37737789
Do you want sloppy toppy
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>>37737617
>alpha
>perfect form
this is so gram from alpha as possible
certified fem sub bottom
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>>37737789
Do you think bottoms can not be virgins?
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>>37737783
I'd do whatever you wanted me to do if you held that blade to me. When can I come over?
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what does it mean when a bottom says i make him age regress?
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>>37737824
you infantilize him
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>>37737803
Nta, but bottoms are sinless virgins, the catholic pastor at work said anal doesn't count
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>>37737818
shit, right now would be nice but alas :)
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>>37737734
>>37737752
I was the anon that posted about melting down in a guy's DMs a couple weeks ago. It's been over two weeks since then, and he'd been radio silent. I sent him a long apology a couple days ago, so 16 days between the time we last talked, and just yesterday he said he was taking a bus down to my city (a good few hours) to see a political rally which is a little odd to me but whatever. And he asked if I wanted to meet up.

He's hot though, and hung too. I think we could have a nice day out and some good sex. Timing is a little odd though, I'm either about to get murdered, robbed (good luck cus I'm broke), or fucked silly. I don't really care either way. He's a friend of a friend, and I trust that friend a lot. It'd be pretty stupid of him to murder me because I've literally seen his face and know his full name. I still have worries that he might just be trying to stand me up as some sort of revenge for going crazy on him. I'm just too paranoid.
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>tfw telling people to commit sui on 4chan no longer fills the void in your heart and you are just sad
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>>37737855
link to that previous post? I want to see the full story now.
Good luck, bro, hopefully he fucks you to death and then robs you :)
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>>37737830
i dont tho
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>cuddle buddies
Is this real, or is it a grooming/rape ploy?
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>>37737846
Noice
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>>37737460
haribo's place at halloween
ill bring the rope
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>>37737803
There is no term, gender specific or otherwise, for a male that has not "had sex" with a female in English because its was not considered a relevant matter as there is no premium for a male that has not had sex as there was for females. Nor was it considered necessary for a male to be considered a man. Its all made up degeneracy oriented pervert focused Jewish nonsense made to work the subject of hedonism into every aspect of popular culture.

Same with "boyfriend" a euphemism to normalize girls having repeated unchaperoned outings with a male suitor.

Because a young female is certainly competent enough to evaluate husband material on her own without the approval or input of a father.

Or no, maybe its just meant to normalize young whoredom and excuse an worthless father.
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>>37737890
then it means that you make him feel brand new and like there's nothing wrong with him...
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>>37737855
proofs
i need that to invest into this larp story
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>>37737884
It was sometime between the 3rd and 5th of October, there's been so many gaygens since then I'd have no idea where to start.

Full story is I met this guy on here eight or nine months ago and we really hit it off. We talk every day, good friends. A few months ago I'm introduced to his boyfriend (open relationship) and we begin talking too and exchanging some nudes. Two weeks ago, I freak out on him twice for reasons I'm now not sure about. I think I felt like he was ghosting me but things were literally fine, I was just off kilter. We give eachother space until the day before yesterday when I'm so guilty I write him an essay of an apology, and then today we're back on speaking terms. That's basically it.
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>>37737855
Im going to save you some neurosis and flat tell you that if its for sex, you both have to get to the point quickly after a chat or the odds are going downhill quick. Because you sound like youre about to talk yourself out of getting laid. So let him do the talking and keep the deep thoughts zipped.

You are seeing this as some romance and he is seeing it as a fascinating bust n go that will suit him as long as you keep it casual nsa. If you try to make this into some bf bullshit its going to sour real quick. Take the victories you can and be happy with that.
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did you guys pick a halloween costume? i got til saturday to get something together
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>>37737983
u go as tinkerbell, no panties
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>>37737962
The thing is, he isn't making it explicit that he wants to fuck at all. I think at this point he knows that he'd need to ask first. He's making this as if it's some sort of impromptu friend meetup he just decided to do. I don't think he has any business in this city besides that rally which is really weird that he would want to go to in the first place which is where I'm stuck. He doesn't seem the type to want to go to a rally like that. He's literally just saying we'll hang out. If he wanted sex he'd tell me to clean myself out at least, or if I know how. He knows I'm inexperienced. I may just be heavily autistic though and not getting the hints I should be getting.
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lol I didnt know they still made these

Watching one of these silly youtubes where a fitness model goes around on cam picking up girls while shirtless.

Its funny watching all the girls turn into instant whores
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>>37737983
choose a male actor that looks similar to you and imitate him
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>>37738040
I realize this makes me look like a retard because I said I think I'll be having sex anyway, but whatever. I'll just play dumb and play along.
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>>37738040
Maybe, maybe not. Im not going to pretend to be telepathic. Its difficult to read the situation. I am not judging, its just that your description seems chaotic. One thing we could probably agree on is that we arent getting the whole picture. But I cant tell if its your take or his reticence.
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>>37738071
Irrelevant. Stay focused. If you want it to happen, stay on point.
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>>37737983
I want to go as a gay SS officer, only to be captured and detained by enemies of the Reich.
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What's the worst that could happen if you ingest mold anyways?
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>>37738137
die
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>>37738137
turn gay
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>>37737983
go as a slav
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>>37737983
Im sherlock holmes
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>>37737983
I think its pretty obvious I will playing the same role as every year for the last 11,692 years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd3JwibzD_U
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>>37738137
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>>37737904
In my experience if a top says they want to cuddle it means they want to cuddle for a few minutes and then fuck or get a bj, sad
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>>37738137
illness and/or death
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>>37738190
well yeah no one wants to cuddle for hours
not even cats do that
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>>37738005
id rather come out as gay than wear a dress
>>37738051
eh actors are all pedophiles i dont want to be them
>>37738123
thr jews?
>>37738156
too hot
>>37738167
does your hat have bills on both sides?
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>>37738156
Same.
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>>37737983
go as samhain from trick 'r treat or art the clown from terrifier or slim from killer clowns from outer space or pennywise from it
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>>37738171
a zombie?
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>>37738156
I have that jacket and im a slav : o
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>>37738206
dressed like a pimp
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>>37738209
clowns are ugly and im tryna avoid face makeup this year
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>>37738156
thats not a real slav
this is one

>>37738202
>wear a dress
it would be a JOKE teehee ;>
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>>37738137
i have been inhaling mold from my walls for a few years now at a 75% humidity and i am fine, i bought a dehumidifier now though
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>>37738230
then samhain is perfect
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>>37738137
Well you could ask my mother. Except shes dead. So it didn't turn out so well. Black mold, specifically.

Also, clean your showers/tub/bathroom if you see any red tint growing. It can make you sick too.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serratia_marcescens
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>>37738246
i dont like masks they smell weird and breathy
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>>37736835
oh man remember when idubbbz was good? what a fall from grace, even fucking leafy came back
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>>37738137
I ate half of a donut before realizing there was mold growing inside of it. There was no taste swallowing it down but the aftertaste was awful and lasted forever. I wanted to cry.
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>>37738202
>jews?
No, some farm boy GIs who miss their sweethearts and will allow me to escape in exchange for sexual favors.
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>>37738213
Gay dead corpse, so same thing. At least Halloween lets me fit in for a day. At least at night anyways.
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Me kidnapping shallo and forcing him to be my bffaeaeaea
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i wish i had gay halloween friends so i could do a sexy costume but alas all my friends are straight and ill have to cover up
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I am thinking of watching Halloween 3. All the Mike Myers fanboys hate that one but its the only one I found interesting. And more people like it despite its critic reviews.

Sometimes you can tell when critics are just dogging a movie because someone told them to tear it down. Rotten Tomatoes kind of proved how utterly worthless industry critics are.
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why can't i grow a bead?
i am not shaving it btw, i want everyone who sees me to fucking suffer
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>>37738315
genetics
also do some fucking excersise or something holy fuck
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>>37738303
use this
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>>37738303
why r u starving yourself? u know its easier to starve midday and eat before bed?

>>37738345
cummies
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>>37738336
why, the fat in my chin is bc i have no chin
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not many ever try to dress up as a realistic vampire for halloween
you just see a lot of cheap dracula costumes
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>>37738206
where u from boi?
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>>37738374
i'm reading the novel dracula rn and Count Dracula had a long white moustache lmao, that was never adapted I think, thankfully.
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>>37738315
You dont want no beard anyways. You grow a nice mustache, but idt you want that either. You might could pull of a van dyke though.
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>>37738375
East coast us
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>>37738303
cut off your ear
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>>37738393
The novel was pretty good if you can let yourself melt into the period.
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>>37738414
isnt nyork tough on guns? u a slav mafia? whats with the tracksuit And shoes...
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>>37738005
It's twinkerbell, it's a play on words, and I'm already going as twinkerbell, I've been posting about it for weeks.
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>>37738303
Fool! Halloween is a great time to slut out and pick off horny straight guys with no date. You have to play the crowd quietly to sniff out the tempted ones. Go pretty and if you cant pull that off, go weird/goth. Trust me, androgyny pays. The confusion inspires curiosity and imagination instead of defensiveness towards the whole overtly femme thing.
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>>37738411
i will see what i can do, i have not much to work with sadly
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henlo :3
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>>37738475
I think you are way too hard on yourself honestly. I can tell youre not driven to daily maintenance but thats just practical, not a flaw. I can also tell you can shine up good when you want to.
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Chud bottoms can't use :3
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>>37738486
Dont start.
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if you could go as anyone from gaygen (past or present) for Halloween who would you go as?
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>>37738315
Palm and seed oil
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>>37738514
start wut ';.3
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>>37738303
why can't you wear a sexy costume? just tell them it's halloween...
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>>37738486
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3
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>tfw no asmr bf to tongue wrestle with
grrr
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>>37738461
post ass for weeks instead will ya
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Sissyspacek, other than being a bitch, nazi, and a schizo she was really cool, and had the most appreciation for gay culture and struggles.

Also I like cross dressing.
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>>37738502
i just hate my face and this has nothing to do with gender dysphoria, i do not have the beard bc i am lazy, i hoped that maybe it will grow, maybe in 10 years it will fill..
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>>37738453
>whats with the tracksuit And shoes...
I'm just a weird fag who likes tight sporty uniform stuff. I have a nice figure and like to show it in public. Some fags wear dresses and feathers to get noticed, I wear matching tracksuits and shoes.
Think about it, too. Tracksuit pants have easy access and clearly define bulges. I think they exude gayness
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>>37738560
I showed gg my panties a bunch of times over the past few weeks
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>>37738567
god shut the FUCK UP
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when you're v*rs, the breeding goes both ways.
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>>37738575
what did i do to you fren
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>>37738582
woah, deep
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i can talk as much as i desire
this place is dead anyway, gn faggots
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>>37737983
go as driver ryan gosling from drive
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>>37738552
hey
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>>37738561
>trannies support other trannies
shocking, who could have forseen this wholly unexpected twist
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>>37738645
that's a good choice since they look similar
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>>37738659
Trannies are women, women wearing womens clothes isn't crossdressing.
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Hey gaygen, how've you been? Sorry I've been a bit quiet, I've been busy recording that audiobook, and doing uni work. I've also been getting into that Pikmin version of Pokemon Go, which has been making me do about 15k a day, which is amazing. Other than that, I've just been writing my dissertation.
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>>37738567
>i do not have the beard bc i am lazy, i hoped that maybe it will grow,
Oh I understand, I know theres always the first run. I just meant your hair reflects a practical, casual routine, not fastidious daily styling. It looks like its difficult to work with, the texture and such.

Your face is fine. I mean neither of us are models, but we do what we can. Your round features are good or bad, depending how you feature the whole. Such people, including me, have to diet heavily to firm them up to get more angles, as facial roundness needs constant calorie deficits. You have nice eyes and lips though.
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>>37738537
anything sexy worth wearing and im gonna look like im tryna get fucked by my friends
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>>37738657
heyyy :)
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>>37738645
how much are those jackets
>>37738697
im going to allow this to go to my head
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>>37738779
can u play basketball? why not?
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>>37738779
tranny
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uwu
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>>37738779
this is cheap
charcoal is good for the skin
and red lipstick u probably already hve
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>>37738779
I looked up the jacket at various places and they're sold out or won't arrive until the day of halloween
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>>37738779
https://www.fjackets.com/buy/White-Satin-Bomber-Jacket-Men.html
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need somebody to squeeze! or to be squeezed by?
i've never cuddled with a guy before.. wonder what it's like.
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>>37738791
cause my brother was too good and it wasnt fun for me
>>37738794
rocky horror is on the table but i never saw it
>>37738807
i dont own lipstick
>>37738811
yeah im realizing how soon the halloween party is and anything i buy online that isnt like prime shipping is a risk
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If I thought voting mattered, I might actually vote for Harris. For as worthless as Trump is for America besides a bunch of talk and cramming just as many kikes into the White House as Biden, at least the Democrats bought by Brussels might let Israel choke to death which would be better for the world since neither asshole was going to do shit for the US anyways.
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>>37738825
Glorious brother. Nothing better than waking up, putting your arms up to stretch and immediately having someone cuddling into your chest. Makes my morning every time
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>>37738570
>bulges
then u should have went without boxerbriefs though...
have u been spanked before?
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putin is such a fucking loser holy shit
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>>37738823
maybe next year
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I like track pants cuz they are cozy, but I usually pair with sweaters or hoodies, because they are cozy
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>>37738861
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>>37738931
He looks like he is having fun. I think I might like to be a kid again. The world seems nicer when you know less.
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>>37738923
based
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>>37738842
This is not how I was trained to wake up iykwim
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>>37738861
alright alright!
how about this one?

IMSORRY! IMSORRY! OK!
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>>37738975
https://youtu.be/xt4hSs4IWPg
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>>37738992
Tate from Ken Park?
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jordan peterson is a RETARD, but he was right about cleaning your room, it really does help a lot
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>>37738846
>without boxerbriefs
I get stiff and precum easily and would rather share my stains in private.
>have u been spanked before?
Of course I have been, but I associate it with women. I was such a fag that my father would never punish me and left that to the women. That just made me desire men to dominate me even more.
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>>37738993
Early horn blowing until at attention, so close I guess
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>>37739021
He sold out so hard. He has no credibility and is a worthless fraud now. His main interest was money all along, not truth or well being. A pathetic shabbos goy flunky
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>>37739070
Oh you’re just being gay about it baka
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I need to get laid anons
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i woke up from a nap and now i want coffee, but i dont even like coffee :s
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I can't stop thinking about cock
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>>37739088
such is the fate of all culture war grifters
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>>37739125
put down the hypno
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Is bishit dead?
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>>37739132
very true
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>>37739016
same actor, ziggy zobatka, the wire season 2, his father and zig are the 2 best characters in the whole series
ziggy looks like shallo ...
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>>37739021
he is right here
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>>37739060
stop making me thorny
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>>37739182
this quote goes hard, but my penis goes harder
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eepy times niggers
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>>37739218
Then punish me.
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>>37739148
It's not hypno I'm just showing off to random men and they show me their cocks uwu
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what happens if two bottoms pair-bond? could they become a couple
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>>37739098
>liked me to be on standby when he woke up
>wake up an hour earlier, get into bed
>put it in my mouth when he is face up and doze off again
>wake up with erection in my mouth deliberately bobbing
>means hes awake and time to suck
>literally awakening from a cock in my head signalling orders to suck it
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>>37739284
Yes.
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done with mr breast, i need a new favorite youtuber
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>>37739173
I should watch that series. I have only heard good things about it.
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>>37737101
Do the opposite of me
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you guys are fucking lame
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how does he always look so perfect t?!!!! uwu
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will my neighbours hear me if i di my cardio now at 3:48 am
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this is finally my gen and onyl mine yey
kill me man, i am animal in great pain, i am suffering heavily daily
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>>37739385
pietro curls :(
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>>37739453
>>37739453



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