Qott: What is your coffee order?Qott2: Whats your faverate tea/drink?Qott3: How are you doing today?Last >>37741765
has anybody seen frisson?
>>37745961>Qott: What is your coffee order?light roast, freshly ground, pour-over, black. BONUS: June drinks it first and spits it into my mouth.>Qott2: Whats your faverate tea/drink?Yerba mate I guess? Caffeine me up senpai>Qott3: How are you doing today?Still a sad chaser. Went to therapy. Have to wait another two weeks before happy pills. Is it rational to be hesitant about SSRIs? I kinda liked Wellbutrin which is different.
>>37748174She's in the forest with Timur, probably both dead.
>>37747758big if true
>>37745961I don't have a coffee order cus I don't really buy coffee when I'm out, maybe I get an espresso now and then. I do like homemade pour over coffee. It's a pain in the ass to make but the ritual of doing all the dumb little steps is also a lot of the fun for me.
>>37745961I drink green tea I used to snort coke
>>37745961>qottI just get iced with cream and sugar>qott2pineapple juice or white monster>qott3swimmingly I cleaned and studied a ton and worked out and went for 3 walks and drank pineapple juice and pet a dog
>>37745961I drink energy drinks not coffee.
Qott: I don't order coffee.Qott2: Coffee.Qott3: Fine.
New QOTT for tranners and chasersAre in you currently in therapy? Why or why not?
I don’t have an orchi…
>>37748446Let's get you one babe
>>37748450I don’t know
I learned the other day that chaser murders are a real thing too as an extension of transphobia and homophobia
>>37748470Yeah I think it's time for them to go.
>>37748444i am in therapy, yeah. for anxiety. i hope it's working
>>37748475that happened before I was born>>37748484um its actually 6:09pm
did you guys know that it's world octopus day today?
Manual Breathing: ON
>>37748498yeah I saw your post about it
>>37748475War without male girlfriends is not worth fighting
>>37748500Thank you.
>>37748475Eh worth the risk.
>>37748501awesome
>>37748500what does this mean
computer; tea, earl grey, hot
>>37748475RIP king
>>37748536I'm not sure if you were aware but they made a tier list and voted you best girl here
>>37748540Some people are dumb enough to have to manually control their breathing when they're told to think about it.
Did she actually do it??? Is she now perfect
>>37748565Liz > AvaLiz is my favorite trip
>>37748558waow, im honored
Making Pichu a hummus wrap with sauteed veggies for dinner.
Making Pichu balls prosthesis so she, excuse me, so he can properly detransition
>>37748558Where am I on said tier list?
>>37748444Nope because it's not beneficial
Imagine pichu with size J breasts
>>37748444yes. therapy for multiple sexual assaults + generally unpacking the last few years of my life. i've had bad experiences with previous therapists but this current one is really good so far. respects my time, stays on topic, asks insightful questions, makes sure to check in, and doesn't take my shit. they're also queer so i think that helps. i feel really safe in session and like i'm making progress. maybe one day i will be fully healed :)t.ranner
>>37748633sex
>>37748444NoI want to go back but it's hard to get the momentum started. I liked my last therapist but I'm kind of embarrassed for how I stopped seeing her and then asking her to send my files for disability application (and not getting it)Also she had Jesus fan merch in her office and I need to talk about my closeted bisexuality and I don't know if she'd be accepting beyond professionally
imagine pichu with a small a short tortoise and a glass eel. she prefers to hold the tortoise in one hand while she adjusts the temperature and salinity of the glass eel’s tank. the tortoise is eating a lettuce piece. very happy day.
If I had a therapist I would rape himI'm male btw
>>37748558lol I also would of voted for nils
is it fucked up if those ucf ddlg images made me sad and wish that i could tell my real dad i love him in such a simple and childish way
>>37748671transbian moment
imagine with nils with an octopus for world octopus day
>>37748659I imagined this in great detail rotating the viewing angle several timesPichu was wearing a dark grey wool turtleneck with baggy sleeves and millennial tight jeans, a fetching outfit
What happened to that tranny that doesn't wash their teeth and posted image her last week. Hope they discovered a toothbrushpicunrll
>>37748686um its supposed to be from the point of view of the tortoise…
>>37748682huhuhuh
>>37748682lol this new lore as me being a repper is an interesting development. Sorry to disappoint tho I’m just a boring dude
I am currently rotating a cube in my head
Somebody just rang my doorbell it's so over for me
>>37748709is your dialogue loading?
>>37748698The tortoise probably gets a nice view of your tummy all the time
>>37748716don't move or make a sound. they will leave eventually
>>37748726what
>>37748723Mining crypto for the people who are running the simulation.
>>37748707I'm giving it 6 months at most before you're picking out your girl name
>>37748189Me :)
>>37748726There's no way this is real, you have to repost it if it is. It's just a mythical legend not based in reality.
is the dude, really just a Normal Guy?
>>37748688how the FUCK do I get a gf like this
what's good
>>37748763nah this guys gay for sure, and definitely not normal
>>37748746lol well at least you gave me more time than most. Most people bet 1 month.>>37748753Ok fair saying I’m normal is wrong. I’m a tad bit ofd
>>37748750You're on my cheek?
I love you Pichu
>>37748790I was being generous
lightly caressing thelady’s red cheek and comforting her while we sit next to each other on her bed (she just came out to me) “I accept you no matter what, you know this isn’t gonna change how I feel about you. I care about you deeply.”
>>37747114Yeah pretty much. People just have a lot of free time I guess.
its not a purse its a satchel
>>37745961>What is your coffee order? coffee's grossI get a White Chocolate Mocha Latte at kid's temperature >Whats your faverate tea/drink? tea is grossi like mezcal margaritas and water>How are you doing today? Not fantastic, to be real. My gf just got laid off :/>>37748444>Are in you currently in therapy?no>Whyi couldn't afford it for a while because I didn't have a job but then i had a job I didn't want for like a year and now i cant afford it again (see above)
>>37748800I’m surprised you can still talk. how’s the view?
Yall acting weird rn frfrWhere's qplussy
whats this about a turtle
I just thought you might like if a turtle was in your hand and it was munching a leaf
can't post selfies in chasergen so I attentiowhore here
>>37748853add mebigguymandude
>>37748879You intentionally fuck this gen up howeverbeit
>>37748857I'm confused mommy
>>37748879then I get b& for saying what I want to do to you
>>37748904I know, I know. We’ll go dress shopping for you soon.
>>37748870I like turtls
>>37748839Well thank you for the extra time.>>37748850Holy lol. This is good stuff>>37748854I want to get a nice satchel im tired of always carried a backpack everywhere it makes me look even younger than i look
>>37748883Uh huh. Nobody ever even adds me from your spam, I'm a little surprised honestly. I thought somebody would've but nope.
>>37748945i think people don't think it's real
>>37748955Sharp eyes on those anons lol. It's pretty obvious when it's real.
>>37748921will grow up to be like this and can I've over 100 years
Isn’t bigguymandude Ri-I’ll be honest stuff hasn’t really been the same since she left. I stopped putting effort in at work and my PEs are fucked. I have a one-on-one meeting on Monday and I’m scared they’re going to make me pack up and leave. I have bills pilling up I’m just, I… I can’t bring myself to care. I don’t know if I miss her anymore but I certainly feel a deep dark hole through me that sends chills down my spine. I’m fucked.
>>37748985whos ri?
>>37748918I was thinking this was going to be more cute mommy posting
>>37748985what
https://youtu.be/fQkxgOtVvu4?si=CyyL6N_f_F7mrY3S
i wish i had a dad who would give me hugs and said he loved me lots and smiled at me a lot and would let me fall asleep on his chest and tell me im safe
>>37749031You can call me daddy while you gag on my cock.Now be a good girl and get started.
>>37749027>cute password youngshit walks by listening to this in her headphones
>>37748879Lewd posts would get more attention if you want it
>>37749031Hope therapy is going well.
i wish i had a shrimp cat who would give me fried rice and said he loved shrimps lots and smiled at cats a lot and would let me shrimp post without the mods hunting me down and tell me im cool
>>37749040don't be gross dude
Reading books to my trannard at bedtime until she falls asleep
>>37748970it just gets spammed so much nobody ever considers that it could be anything other than a meme, i mean
>>37749048I mean I like lots of music but ya that would be a huge turn on lol
the amount i fantasize about calling a guy daddy is disturbing i think i need therapy
>>37749054im not in therapy therapists are psychos who take advantage of you
>>37749081I can feel the personality disorders from here
>>37749076You need father/daughter therapy
>>37749074Yeah pretty much. It's not actually a problem either way though, I don't try to add many people from here lol.
Can we talk about pissing on a Russian guy's face?
its me anonymous, just wanted to say that I apologize for my past behavior here and I'm sorry if I ever upset anyone
>>37749003I’m so sorry darling! I’ll make it up to you, I promise. Can I take you out for your favorite dinner? And just a little shopping after… maybe a new video game? We could get ice cream on the way home and then play it together.
>>37749086i dont have personality disorders its just my dad died when i was 12
>>37749093that sounds uncomfortable
its me nikocadoposter, just wanted to say that I do not apologize for my past behavior here and I'm not sorry if I ever upset anyone
>>37749081Great.
>>37749109The right daddy would make it comfortable and nice for you.
>>37749076Honestly it's surprisingly normal. Lot of women just sorta doing it. I had to get used to it.
>>37749115my dad is a weak little fat conservative alcoholic bitch who is 5in shorter than me and loses every debate he starts with me on any topic despite him starting them
>>37749115hot
>>37749115comfortable how
>>37749128he sounds like me
>>37749128Your dad is a chaser?
>>37749104That sounds really nice
>>37749145> conservativeIs there a lot of conservative chasers?
>>37749128You sound like a master debater
>>37749115just from the way you're writing this its clear you have no paternal instinct or idea of how to comfort someone, you're just horny for someone easy.
I don’t know where my trip wenthttps://youtu.be/YZXt4aO6BnE?si=rDA_aOKP4x0E1b3N
>>37749128Is he the one paying for you to live?
>>37749161There's a lot of conservatives in general and being a chaser doesn't really change that. Some people seem to find this surprising.
>>37749161I own 9 guns
>>37749186no hes quite nice to me now, even though he wasn’t when I was growing upmaybe I was a bit too harsh, but it still is accurate
how do i get a guy to be my dad im 19 and i would prefer not to do anything sexual but if i have to i will
>>37749190It just feels wierd to vote against a group of people you like>>37749196I owns guns and am very liberal
>>37749186also to be clear, I don’t mind that he’s conservative I just wish he wouldn’t be sedentary because it will kill himI also wish he wouldn’t so confidently start debates with me as though they’re “gotchas”. He generally agrees with most of my stances, he just sometimes gets retarded ideas about my political stance because I don’t ascribe to a party line because I only care about very specific issues.
>>37749236>It just feels wierd to vote against a group of people you likeYou don't have to like people or even consider them human beings to want to fuck them. Important to remember.
>>37749211grow the fuck up weirdo
Italian kisses the next poster on each cheek
>>37749236Then you're a dipshit>>37749246You seem pretty reasonable. You're not going to win anyone over with how you were talking before.
>>37749250im a adult i just wish i had a dad
>>37749211who the fuck are even attracted to daddies?? wtf wrong with you people?
>>37749260Some of us just have different priorities than gun rights when we vote. We've got a shitty system and these are the choices it has us make.
How's everyone's day?.>qottJust black coffee usually, but on the treat days - - Mocha cookie crumble Frappuccino w/ onions milk, extra Java chips, 3-5 shots of espresso, and hazelnut syrup>qott2Probably monster Zero ruby red or whatever tf it's called. The cute can>qott3Oh.. Well I'm leaving the first part of my postI'm okay, it's been a week. Highs and lows.I just un-installed league for cyberpunk
>>37749260I have unresolved father figure/mentor figure issues. I was not expecting people to respond to me. I understand that it was a caustic statement, and I’m sorry.
>Qott: What is your coffee order?Anything with caramelQott2: Whats your faverate tea/drink?TigerQott3: How are you doing today?Shiddy
>>37749269people badly want father figures nowadays. men need a father figure. women need a father figure to have sex with
people who turn their father issues into something sexual are despicable freaksgenuinely grow up and grow out of it, or kill yourselves
>>37749269im not attracted to dads i just want one to be my dad
>>37749269I thought it was sort of memey but a lot of women. Gay men too, especially gay men. Everyone is always calling you daddy these days, it started when I was like 22 lol.
>>37749249Yeah it's really no different to the incredibly common occurrence of misogynists hating while desiring women, because that's what it is just with the added trans intersection
Wish one of you were here to hold my penis and balls right now
>>37749282>didn't have a father figure>don't have daddy issuessounds more like skill issue>>37749292it's what i meant>>37749293what wrong with them? why you aren't like them?? what wrong with me? i'd rather kms than call my partner daddy lol it's too much
>>37749318like… just cupped in my hands like a bird??
frisson i miss you please take me back
>>37749249I do some times forget this because my brain dosent work this way>>37749260I was raised by a very gun happy conservative family. You also have to remember the people in voting for are also gun owners
>>37749318add me on grindr
>>37749323Yeah hold my bird babe
>>37749334broken bird chaser meets broken ball cupper
>>37749306Yeah that's a pretty apt comparison. I was going to compare it to racialized porn lol. I mean hell hatefucking is even a term people are well aware of.
>>37749338>the people in voting for are also gun ownersKamala lied about owning a gun which was illegal in the state she lived in and walz didn't know how to unload this shotgun that was totally is. They're lying.
My love language is cupping the balls and gentle wiener squeezes
i never got to smell frisson’s tiny balls before she cheated on me by posting nudes on /b/
>>37749319>what wrong with them? why you aren't like them?? what wrong with me? i'd rather kms than call my partner daddy lol it's too muchMillions of reasons and answers. It's usually not that interesting and makes sense within their life. I've stopped asking questions about it.
>>37749357I don’t think that right but I also don’t care. There are much more important things I am voting for than guns. Gun ownership is not high on my priority list.
>>37749380You might as well sell them now because the people you're advocating for hate you for owning them.
Why would you want to smell her balls?
I would prefer my boyfriend own guns, but I will be heavily judging him based on how much I like the guns he owns. If his gun taste was found to be unsatisfactory, that would conclude the relationship.
>>37749396Tell me more about your taste in firearms
I don't think I could date a gun owner, guns are terrifying to me
>>37749409I believe that the man who protects me should have an AR-15 short for assault rifle number 15
>>37749411You're a woman
>>37749396>>37749411Good news there's a lot of both.
>>37749433AK guys are gonna freak.
>>37749411I will never understand people who think like thisI don't even own guns it's just fun to go shooting with people sometimesIs it just like a general fear of suicidality and a way-too-easy option always being there? Are people who say this really saying "I might kill myself at any moment"?
>>37749438Yeah so what
>>37749411Are you afraid of vehicles too?
>>37749388It’s a trade off I’m willing to to make to vote for the things I care about more. I post all day in chasergen I’m sure you can guess what’s important to me lol>>37749396lol most women I have know have asked to never see them>>37749433Exactly what it stands for lol
>>37749446I actually prefer that but couldn't think of funny way to make a fake meaning for ak
>>37749453Cars aren't designed to kill people
>>37749390Not ricklarper but smelling girlballs is healing to the soul, that's why face-sitting with her taint on your nose is the purest expression of love
>>37749409I would say the context is the most specific part. How was the gun acquired? What its purpose? Is it well maintained? What year/model/manufacturer etc.
>>37749451Idk I just wanted to say it. You have womanly vibes.
>>37749447I don't think it's suicidality I think it's unfamiliarity with the tool and the understanding of it as a weapon for killing people with little concept of it as a tool. In there minds why have an activated claymore mind in your house? Sure it can be safely avoided, but why engage in the danger at all?
>>37749471no, but they're pretty good at it
>>37749471Yet they still do, despite that.
>>37749447I do not want something that is specifically designed to hurt humans or animals. >>37749453No, and that analogy is a stretch at best. Blah blah cars kill more people. I don't have a car to kill or injure something with.
>>37749485So you could understand someone's discomfort with them, just like the discomfort of standing in an intersection?
>>37749474yfw
>>37749453People should be more afraid of cars honestly, or at least respect them more. That shit is one of the most dangerous things by far that we do regularly.
>>37749477Because I'm scared of guns?
guns dont kill people, I do.
>>37749538guns are manly or something stupid like that
I'm not freaky enough to be a chaser. Like I'm not sucking cock or sniffing taints.
>ultra-lib gf terrified of gunsBroke>lefty gun nut gf Woke
Guns don't kill people. The government does.
frisson do you remember the lewd messages i used to send you about slapping your girlballs until they turned red? i miss you frisson please take me back
>>37749538Well yeah kind of. You remind me of my sister who is terrified of guns and spiders and things that aren't scary. I wasn't trying to be rude
pistol whipping a chaser until he cries
>>37749558Do you at least still laugh when you post these?
Lol>>37749542https://youtu.be/xC03hmS1Brk?si=w8I_axqvBvtHZt6F
>>37749561I don't think you're being rude, I was just curious about the thought process but that makes sense I guess
>>37749567You don't need a pistol for that
>>37749581to make you cry or to whip you?
Wiping my precum across her forehead like "siiiimbaaaa"
shrimp do you remember the cat messages i used to send you about frying rice until it turned delicious? i miss you shrimp cat this thread needs a hero.>>37749594penis
>>37749594Both I think
>>37749570i can only cry when posting these. remembering the good times with the love of my life frisson, it hurts my soul
>>37749599penis
Sorry for disappearing everyone. I was looking for my son.
>>37749618Did you find Nemo?
>>37749608penis
>>37749604
>>37749627penis
>>37749626Yeah he was taken by the most despicable creature, a dentist.
>>37749618someone said you started girlmoding in public
>>37749628This is a great reply, perhaps one of the best replies
>>37749638No I was looking for my son, Nemo.
>>37749632I always knew they were evil.
>>37749632Could you please attach a link to an image of this dentist you speak of?
>>37749628excellent reply
>>37749653
>>37749156Okay, I’m coming to pick you up now pookie.
frisson was taken from my big strong arms. transbians took her from me. i will never forgive, never forget
Should I die of preventable lung disease like a cool guy or quit smoking like some kind of huge bitch?
nemo was taken from my big strong arms. aussies took him from me. i will never forgive, never forget
>>37749683deviant art is filled with unique and special people
>>37749697this is my oc
>>37749680Whatever you're smoking you should double it
>>37749697We call ourselves autistics Don't shorten it to autist that's a slur
>>37749705Sweet, thank you for your medical advice, doc.
>>37749680https://voca.ro/12JiNXepKes1
>>37749709ok autist
>>37749725THATS OUR WORRRRD
>>37749739It was our word first
>>37747002>>37747052>>37748174hi :))>>37745961qott1: un cappucino s'il vous plait! qott2: unironically, water c:qott3: im doing well ty!
>>37749725Why would you set out to intentionally hurt my feelings
>>37749759hi frisson, it's really weird that you're real, but also neati thought you were completely fictional from how the guys here would talk
>>37749675Yeah, my mommy's the best!
>>37749628
>>37749790me on the left, nils on the right
>>37749790Is that idubbbz?
>>37749786>"guys"Schizos, you're talking about schizos.
>>37749790I fucking love nils post
>>37749790Bro why are you cataloging your domestic violence escapades in chasergen
>>37748498i did not! that's actually rly cool! :oi love octopuses :))also apparently we're in the woods together >.>>>37749552based based based based>>37749558no i do not >.> wtf>>37749786i'm real hehe>>37749790put the bruises on the left and i'm in <33
>>37749822Unfortunately
https://voca.ro/1eVHTf3RsK4n
>>37749808
I'm a 35yr old goth girl with no gf
>>37749834dude wtf
>>37749834Just want you to know that I did cum to this.
>>37749830why the left specifically? also you asked me if i wanted to play wow the other day and i didnt respond cuz i went to bed, but if you wanna you can add mevictor_nils
>>37749846>>37749847https://youtu.be/Q7w6JzfVcSI
>>37749852i hate it so much
>>37749830>heheThis plus the emoticons is total weird old guy larper lexiconThere's a reason "you" have never timestamped or done a request more specific than a mirror selfie
>>37749840is this kat
>>37749848the left so i can commit domestic abuse but its funny bc the victim is a man c:heck yes tho :))
>>37749860I strongly dislike trips
>>37749848I added you :)
>>37749858so you hate me
>>37749840Ma'am you misclicked this isn't transbiangen
>>37749871yes
>>37749862based and true!
Why there is so many queer people on all 4chan boards. I honestly feel there is almost 0 cishet people in this site
>>37749724Lol, cute. I can tell the emphysema is coming for me because I coughed when you coughed.
>>37749876oh…………………………………..
>>37747002accurate
>>37749865Fair>>37749836Lolol
>>37749887nice copy paste on your ellipses
>>37749896i didnt copy paste i pressed every one fair and square
>>37749790looks like ava on the right
>there is a single character for ellipsesWell what do you know
>>37749908i don't believe you... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
>>37749881Cishet don't feel the need to broadcast themselves.
>>37749909Nils beating up ava for getting srs because he's a transphobic bisexual who loves dick
>>37749881pretty much. the ones that protest gays the most are repressing gays
>>37749916please dot dot dot… how can i convince you.. . … .. …,.,. … _ _ _ . .. ,
>>37749929you cannot .s. 0 00)>..,.
All right finished my workoutStill just as depressedGoing to go fix with food
>>37749938
>>37749937oh no.. 77)!$$&&&&!;!;@“-&$3)3((!?,,,?,?,..,?.!,!.’xnxvxbbvvvvbn.??,?.
>>37749942i don't feel so good *&(*&_) _$*#498-730 -) *(&*&W#$%)*&# )%*&
What are the moral implications of using my trans gfs butt to goon in
>>37749938try watching impractical jokers while you eat. that will make you laugh a lot
>>37749724https://voca.ro/1aHjSEuMVPzk
>>37749953You can get her pregnant if you're not careful
>>37749959Can I stick my weiner in it?
>>37749964This is my goal.
>>37749953She will love you a lot for it and its a bit immoral if you don't return the feelingsIf you do then it's perfect!
>>37749969That would kill me, so yes.
bf who will join me in getting new piercings as a substitute for happiness, goal fulfillment, and life satisfaction
>>37749985Nah I'm a fast shot. If you can hold your breath for 30 seconds you'll be fine
>>37749948https://voca.ro/1lrKM9PH3VDl
>>37748295>light roast, freshly ground, pour-over, black. BONUS: June drinks it first and spits it into my mouth.Incredibly based, anon>>37745961qott: Same as the above minus the June partqott2: Yorkshire Gold tea or coke zeroqott3: Pretty good, was super unmotivated to workout but I did it anyway and now I'm planning to watch a movie at home>>37748444Yes, my therapist is really insightful, but also because I put in the work in between sessions every week to figure out what issues I wanna talk about or ponder questions she thinks I should investigate more thoroughly.>>37748475Glory to our martyrs, rest in power king>>37748565The difference in body language speaks for itself>>37748623south of the tierlist border ;)
>>37749990I can't, I grew up in a low income neighborhood and we couldn't afford to hold our breaths. Living breathe to breathe is harsh, but it made me the good warrior for Christ that I am today.
>>37750009I get it. I live in a low income housing environment that goes by the government name of section 8. Me and a group of my allies control certain areas of this section to run our illegitimate business. We poses unregistered firearms, stolen vehicles, mind altering inhibitors and only use cash or financial purchases. If anyone would like to settle unfinished altercations, I will be more than happy to release my address. I would like to warn you, I am a very dangerous person and I regularly disobey the law.
Is a bad idea to drop out from my uni engineering degree and join the military?
>>37749991Using this as a metronome
>>37750017this is possibly the whitest post I have read today
>>37749991I respect the dedication.
>>37750024racist
>>37750018Probably about the most retarded thing I've heard today honestly. The only good reason to join the military is the GI bill.
>>37750024thas racist
>>37749991>when they ask me WHICH kind of Indian I am and I notice the confederate flag in the background
>>37749834>https://voca.ro/1eVHTf3RsK4nMinecraftSlimeSFX.mp4>>37750018at least stick around for the degree and then go to OCS after..>>37750037whitey
>>37750031I love white people
>>37750058They hate you (this works especially if you're white)
>>37749991you have a cute voice
>>37749293>Everyone is always calling you daddy these daysyeah uhhow do you get them to stop forever and never say that again?asking for a friend >>37749830>also apparently we're in the woods together >.> that's not actually Timur, fyi
>>37750017https://voca.ro/1xp8dia1HnzO
>>37750097Fucking grim sarah
>>37750098I hate when you use male voices
>>37750097the idea of a girl making me call her daddy is hot
>>37750098I love when you use male voices
>>37750098>illegleglelelllLmao
>>37750098Gay baby male voice
>>37750098not white and nerdy enough
>>37750109I am sorry to inform you but more than half of my vocaroos use male voices its one of my favorite bits
>>37750109>male voicesThat was an on sight tranny voice lol, idk that i'd say male exactly
>>37750124It's not new to me, I just don't like it.
>>37750135Agreed.
>>37750122yes>>37750135okay I wont do it again sorry
>>37750106i thought it would be funny...>>37750112not that i don't get that, butshe better be the one making you lmao
>>37750135>>37750149let women be funny
blobby won
>>37750158Let women be women.
>>37750158They transitioned to stop being funny.
>>37750167lol
>>37750017>>37750123https://voca.ro/1eSmyQDtNWGfDo I sound white and nerdy enough
>>37750180You sound Asian?
>>37750180>I would like to "inform" you
>>37750180about 80% there. think more the chudjak meme how he would sound
I need to reverse voice train…
Give us your best male voices
>>37750207homo
>>37750196I'm roping immediately>>37750199o7
>>37750032Also, btw I both study for free and its military service from a country near Russia
>>37750180>>37750123https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XH1Ou5MKhnU
>>37750207Jennie voicemogs this thread, even the men here
it be the prettiest petite transwomen sounding like total bros while the horns be sounding like beautiful cis women
>>37750244fact and checked
>>37750257I'm ugly and I sound like a manCheckmate liberal
>>37750257i look like a horn and sound like one2
Why chasers chase instead of going after cis women?
>>37750277bro have you ever talked to cis women nowadays?
>>37750208no u
>>37750276>clown honking sounds
frisson? frisson?!
>>37750244https://vocaroo.com/1aGdUIOtuWeK
>>37750277Transwomen are a better option with the only downside being no children.
nemo? nemo?!
i am looking for frisson
>>37750302there it is loooooloddly this is actually good
i am looking for nemo
>>37750315>oddly this is actually goodThis is what everyone says every time it's posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEG78ORt2Zk
>>37750017https://voca.ro/1aXU6dKz7iYU
>>37750302She's a legendhttps://vocaroo.com/18pxljpMe7YU
>>37750350nailed it
>>37750358Lmao
>>37750360You just have a bike horn???
>>37750302I want the Jennie club remix as the next thread theme. remember when we used to have thread theme songs
>>37750303bait
>>37750375uhm erm its actually my clown horn
>>37750360I actually laughed loud at that ending
>>37750392Show it
lets go around the room and everyone post their clown horn
>>37750406Show it
>>37750406post your dfick instead
>>37750412
>>37750420
>>37750420Stroking my richard right now if you know what I mean
>>37750429>wheez
>>37750396just for you
thinking about frisson
>>37750438https://voca.ro/1n7jufi4S7Np
>>37750451Thank you, what are you doing outside?
>>37750451based
>>37750451Why are you out in the wilderness with a clown horn?
>>37750463Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to.
>>37750463clown stuff nigga
>>37750451Do it honk?
>>37750483You've been saying the n word a lot lately lol.
>>37750463Just think about it for a couple seconds
>>37750485that isn’t me lol I’ve never said the nword >>37750484what do you think
>>37750497You said the n word the other day, it's ok
>>37750497>I’ve never said the nwordLive a little
>>37750511?? do you think I’m someone else
n word
faggot
>>37750524https://vocaroo.com/1lRLDfQcoBam
>>37750565that says neighbors lol
>>37750485first time in this thread actually. but I use it at least once per thread
lol what did I come back too Anyways ate food and little better
t word
trains
>>37750590say the n word
trah knee
>>37750601Yes I am neurodivergent I think
>>37750601Nice
Trains is hard job.
>>37750601um.. dad? I have something to tell you.. I’m Nonbinary
>>37750702No such thing, pick either girl or boy.
>>37750709nta but i'm neither too
>>37750709daddy.. but I seriously thought about it and I’m Nonbinary now.. why wont you understand…
>>37750725I will respect whichever gender you pick.
>>37750601lol
>>37750702This is a hexadecimal house, son
Jennie looks like Morgan from Dexter lol
I thought jennie overdosed
>>37750751daddy I’m decimal…
>>37750763I raise you in this house until you're 12 and this is the thanks I get?
>>37750832I’m sorry dad, but as you said yourself, I’m 12, not C.
>>37750869I C... you should C yourself out. If you ever C the light always remember 49 20 6c 6f 76 65 20 79 6f 75
comp sci (transgender) jokes
>>37751018makes you wonder how much of the infrastructure of the world wide web is built on the backs of tranny labor
i just scraped some green foam stuff from inside my closet to make sure it wasn’t mold it was a layer directly underneath the paint and now i’m worried it was asbestos :( is plaster or anything ever a foam like texture and green please someone help i’m scared about to get drunk to calm down
>>37751059It's not mold. Now leave.
>>377510164920 6c6f 7665 2079 6f75 2074 6f6f
>>37751067i didn’t ask if it was mold i know it wasn’t mold i wanted to know if asbestos can be a green foam please help spmeone
>>37751018I'm a straight cis guy. The comp sci humor just rubbed off from interacting with tranners.
>>37751092Leave.
>>37751092I don’t think asbestos insulations is usually green and I also don’t think it looks like foam
>>37751092You have to taste it to know. Asbestos will be sweet.
i wish someone would taste me
>>37751186Are you a shrimp?
>>37751191The real questions
>>37751132no i’m staying sorry you have to understand that this is a very serious moment in my life possibly a turning point that will divide my time on this earth into before and after. this is the only board i can interact freely due to social inhibitions the least you could do is be supporting and show and help me through some difficult times <3>>37751139and it wouldn’t make sense to be directly beneath the paint right?>>37751171i already vacuumed it up
i wish someone would vacuum me up
>>37751191Sometimes I smell like one when I work out
>>37751225I'll have to pass. I've been on a shrimp bender lately.
Made a new necklace, crafting +1. Eventually I'll learn how to enchant the jewelry I make.
>>37751203Leave.
>>37751314why do you want me to leave instead of simply providing me with helpful information or at the very least comforting and soothing words?
>>37751336Leave.
Outside :)
>>37751340i can’t leave you don’t understand, not until i am calm
>>37751253What powers you want to give it?>>37751370Inside :)
>>37751398I'm in your walls and I don't have cancer yet, chill out
>>37751441it takes 10 years to develop mesothelioma. it’s fine though i guess i don’t want to live to old age anyways
>>37751398Leave.
>>37751464I've been here for 15
>>37751488Are you the green foam?
>>37751470make me loser. am i cockblocking you from finding a tranny gf? i’ll be in the next thread you dumb fag>>37751488i see ._.’
Im a vegan. I just want you to know I'm better than you.
We need new thread soonSome one make a new one better than this one
>>37751464whenever I see commercials for mesothelioma I just think of it like me so hornyme so thelioma
>>37751635what makes for a good thread do you think?
>>37751659hot girls in the op with their feet visible
>>37751659I was kinda trolling I made this one I just don’t like to make a bunch>>37751662Good questions which I struggle with
>>37751628I ate a borgar for dinner
>>37751499no thats my radioactive smegma
>>37751556Not at all
>>37751756then explain why you’re so buttmad
>>37751772I'm not at all
>>37751772Everyone was hoping you overdosed
>>37751782Wait who is this?
>>37751806It's the local methed out freak
>>37751776i can feel your frustration emanating from every word you type. you’re trying to rein it in now so that you don’t expose how emotionally invested you are in having me gone but honestly you’ve already made that known. to everyone. it’s really hard to come back from the position you’re in. sorry bud but you’ll just have to drop this and start pretending to be someone else now>>37751782no i’m still here just getting started about ta have some real fun i can feel it
i can feel your frustration emanating from every word you type. you’re trying to rein it in now so that you don’t expose how emotionally invested you are in having me gone but honestly you’ve already made that known. to everyone. it’s really hard to come back from the position you’re in. sorry bud but you’ll just have to drop this and start pretending to be someone else now
>>37751821I am watching netflix and chilling right now. I said you should leave because this place is no good. That's it.
>>37751835my asshole burns mommy
LOOK HOW FUXKING MAD L0LLL
I suddenly want a nice crisp cool cool
>>37751838this place is great. where should i be instead? googling when and how i’m gonna die? sorry but not all of us have netflix subs to keep up distractwr with
>>37751816The German girl?
>>37751861carrot
>>37748444Yes. Hardcore depression. I think about unaliving myself a lot, I have no appetite, and I wake up naturally before dawn. It's bad
gm everyonehope you're all having a good day>>37748565did who do what?
>>37751864Hanging with friends, exercising, or doing anything else that's actually positive. If you really want to do be here, so be it, I can't do anything to stop you.
>>37751869Worse. Michigan. They also used to drink someones piss to try and get high and any meth that might be in it.
I want to netflix and chill with a girl on this cool fall night watching horror movies
>>37751877I'm having a better day now
>>37751891I'm glad anon :)
>>37751896>>37751877
>>37751884>what's worse than germany>michigan
>>37751816Jennie's back?
>>37751884The one with the funny vocaroos?
>>37751900thank you for your service <3
I meant to make popcorn and have a sodie pop while watching Vampire Hunter D 2 hours ago but here I am instead
>>37751906It seems like it, unfortunately.
>>37751900excellent reply to those two posts
>>37751883i don’t have friendsit’s 8 pm and i don’t have a gym membershipmy apartment is surrounded by homeless so i can’t go out running especially now that i’m drinkingi was being productive on a project before the hazardous exposurei’m glad you can accept that i’m not going anywhere though. it probably feels good embracing the inevitable
>>37751877How are you doing?>>37751890Ya I love cuddling on a cold night in front of the tv
oh I forgot the qott>>37745961>Qott: flat white>Qott2: my favorite tea is this great earl grey that T2 makes>Qott3: I'm okay. surgery recovery is hard.
>>37751877gm Ava! it's yesterday where I am and nice to hear your voice as I wind down for sleep (I read all your posts in your voice)
>>37751920oh no
>>37751937Yeah that makes sense. I don't feel any way good or bad about it, it is what it is.
>>37751939today is a bit of a tough day unfortunately, but I'm staying strong>>37751956aw that's very sweet anon c: I hope you sleep well
>>37751890Same. Last good one I saw was Sleep (Korean). Malignant and Smile 2 were dumb. The GOAT is Hereditary IMHO, perfect fucking movie
>>37751970Aw I’m sorry but glad you staying strong. You will get there
>>37751965sounds like depression desu
>>37751982Nah, I'm pretty happy about life currently.
>>37751996that’s great. for what it’s worth i forgive you and don’t hate you or anything even though you were pretty rude during my time of need. i hope your shows are comfy
I keep accidentally saying i should kill myself out loud :(
>>37752012I apologize for my crassness, it was unwarranted. Hope you have a good night.
>>37752023
I almost accidently said the n word at work
>>37752023Did you say this around some one you shouldn’t have?
>>37752032I said it at walmart once
Can we throw Jenny off a mountain or something like that
I accidentally called my cis female boss a tranny to her face
>>37752023I had an 8 month span of deep depression where I did that half a dozen times a day. It really warps your thoughts. I hope you can dig yourself out of that, Jade
>>37752040what happened?
>>37752041She's not harming anyone by being here.
>>37752023hi jade
>>37752052I got kicked out
>>37752034Not this time but it's a bad habit that has started. I think one of my parents heard me accidentally say it once but they didn't say anything>>37752030Ty shrimpcat I will try to feel better
>a meth addict trying to convince everyone she can do just a little coke every now and thenSad stuff
God is a femchud
>>37752047Is it bad that I just want it to be over already? I'm tired of Mr bones wild ride>>37752063Hi anon
>>37752121It makes perfect sense considering your mental state, I wouldn't place a good or bad judgement on it though
>>37752121I want to get off Mr bones wild ride
>>37752166I want to stay on it's exciting, not good, but exciting
>>37752093Ya it’s definitely something to work on. Hearing yourself say it out loud isn’t helping you mental.
>>37752235 New