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>>37764942
Please god not another "dragqueen op" edition
Qott: who makes u go like pic related rn
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>>37769472
>Qott: who makes u go like pic related rn
Believe it or not, a trannid
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>>37769472
>Qott: who makes u go like pic related rn
I wish I had a girl to go like picrel ;-;
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anons when i get off work is the perfect time to go to a frat house for a football party please convince me not to go walk to one
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>>37769516
you're not going to get aidsherpes right june
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>>37769516
Yes go to your frat party babe
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>>37769472
> Qott: who makes u go like pic related rn
No one rn :/
>>37769516
Just be safe. Tell some one where you are just in case
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>>37769536
princess fiona deserves her shrek
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>>37769472
>Qott: who makes u go like pic related
Pichu
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Do you think June's going to stop posting here when she loses her virginity at a frat party?
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>>37769573
She won't ever go to one so it's an irrelevant question
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hello frends i am playing oblivion
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>>37769583
I'm thinking about playing Skyrim next week. I haven't played it in years
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>>37766020
I stayed up pretty late. My sleeping schedule is sleep on the morning, leave for work at 2pm, and stay up late af. You caught me right when I went to bed
>>37766027
Also, this :)
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Is it true that it's hard for trannies to find jobs because of discrimination? Should we be more willing to overlook tranners being unemployed?
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>>37769472
>qott
Anyone that's nice to me and especially people that have even just shirt convos with me in here <3
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>>37769638
if you go and ask neet transers if theyre looking for work youll find your answer
tldr no
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Goo morn.
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>>37769648
Is onlyfans employment?
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>>37769648
Well are they? I only know one neet tranny and she has autism but she still wants to work
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>>37769690
it is, at best, below twitter art commission pusher. and several steps below inexperienced etsy store "owner."
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do I just give up on searching for a job and do onlyfans

I think it would be a funny prank to pull on myself
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>>37769717
It'd be worth a chuckle or two at least. Probably best not though, seems like work.
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>>37769717
Please don't do onlyfans. It's kinda gross. Realistically I've heard only the 1% actually make a good profit too so there's that.
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can JADE SLADE put Grooby Girls on her job applications? Could Mr. John Grooby be a good reference?
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>>37769747
yea thats the point its a prank on myself

unrelated I could make bank on OF but that would not be the purpose
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>>37769761
Lmao
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>>37769765
>unrelated I could make bank on OF
Everyone always says this.
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>>37769761
Calling up Jeremy Grooberson himself to check Jade's references before I hire her as a cashier at a department store.
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>>37769775
I got lucky with my physical appearance, you don’t have to believe me though
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>>37769765
>unrelated I could make bank on OF but that would not be the purpose
no you couldn't
trannies are way too lazy to actually promote their shit
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>>37769790
this is what every tranny with EastWest pointing uncanny cones says
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>>37769790
Nah I believe you, but still everyone always say it.
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>>37769801
eh fair lol
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>>37769765
Don't prank yourself though anonette
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Being attractive isn't the key to success on OF
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>>37769792
Frogposter
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>>37769809
i wont don’t worry i have an interview Monday and another one Wednesday i just think the idea is really funny
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>>37769818
Good luck with the interviews
A tranny with her shit together is 200 times more attractive
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would you?
unsee cc/album#drYGheIlGRyP
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>>37769832
You don't look bad but those scars are brutal
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>>37769832
No
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>>37769830
thnx <3
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>>37769832
Absolutely
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>>37769846
:(
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>>37769832
in a second (also how fast I would nut)
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>>37769598
Elder scrolls are winter games for me, I always get the urge to play them when it starts getting cold. i think I will try daggerfall unity when I'm done with oblivion. I remember trying to play daggerfall as a kiddo but I got filtered by the 200,000km^2 procedurally generated wasteland
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>>37769859
You're still cute but stop cutting yourself you retard

>>37769866
>Elder scrolls are winter games for me
100% agree. Winter and autumn games.
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>>37769832
100% would
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>>37769866
real. only thing im bummed about is ive completely lost hope for the next one being anything but slop. oh well. 100000 more runs of morrowind
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>>37769761
how much does John Grooby pay for this shi i see a lot of you bitches on this
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>>37769832
I would, rub ointment on those scars
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>>37769933
a few hundred
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>>37769832
really nice butt
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Chasers with broken bird syndrome/overly protective syndrome remind me of those animal caretakers who try to save pandas and the pandas keep trying to jump off cliffs and shit
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>>37769933
About $300
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I thought it was Steven Grooby not John Grooby
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>>37769928
yeah i mean that's just the way things are really innit, nuffin lasts forever. If i ever get rich I'll rent an office n hire a bunch of people and we'll make the real Elder Scrolls 6
>>37769947
damn that's kinda crappy icl. not gonna be funding tes6 2.0 with chump change like that
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>>37769955
Chasers my injection day is tomorrow and I’m really tired today can you go get me some 5 guys so I don’t have to be perceived irl I’d feel so safe and protected don’t forget my milkshake
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>>37769988
I will do this for my future wife, not a stranger.
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>>37769988
you want 5 guys to perceive you irl and protect you and turn you into a milk shake? jfc
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>>37769965
>yeah i mean that's just the way things are really innit, nuffin lasts forever.
true, it just feels like the profit incentive has gotten so bad in america that every company is just churning out shit to make the quickest or biggest buck. Hard to find people doing it for the love of the game in bigger companies anymore. Praying for you to get rich so you can become a big weiner titcow, and also the elder scrolls thing lmao
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>>37769955
I've been learning not to succumb to those instincts.
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would anyone wanna start a TPE relationship with a muscular tranny
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>>37769955
Funny enough I've been thinking about doing caretaking at a zoo
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jkerasling with the blinds open
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>>37770015
tpe?
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>>37769988
Are you hot? I’ll uber you food if so
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>>37770015
What do you need a therapeutic plasma exchange for?
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>>37770033
getting my binoculars
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>>37770051
no dont watch me
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>>37770017
If you've been chasing trannies you already have the basics down my man
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>>37770060
Last week I cleaned out a hoarder house too, so I'd definitely be ready
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>>37770033
Criminal
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>>37770054
ok i will jsut keep u in my heart
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>>37769995
I’m looking for a husband
>>37769996
I do have a fantasy that involves 2 guys but I meant the burger place
>>37770043
Some people find me hot. I don’t actually like people buying me stuff though.
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>>37770033
I did this ince then someone knocked on the door so I never did it again
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>>37770070
i'm inn my own room
>>37770074
you can watchi f ypure sneaky
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>>37770077
> I don’t actually like people buying me stuff though.
Sucks. Hot girls with phat asses drop disc
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Reading the comment make me want to get a burger and go to the zoo. Who wants to come with?
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>>37770092
I meant the unregistered firearm you're beating on
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>>37769878
i’m trying to stop but it’s hard without someone to love me
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>>37770109
hyuh
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>>37770117
Wya?
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>>37769832
I would. I like your butt and the size and shape of your titties
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>>37770092
>you can watchi f ypure sneaky
thank yu, i may orm ay not be watching
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>>37769955
Funnily enough I'd never thought to be a caretaker but it would make so much sense if I became one
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>>37770132
thatsd ok
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>>37770108
Sure, that sounds really fun. I love going to zoos and aquariums.
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>>37769955
I was going to work with animals but the thought of having to be there when they died sounded too sad.
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>>37770156
do you trim your pubes or just let your bush do its thing?
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>>37770174
only ifa i think something might happen
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do chaser really like this?

https://unsee cc/album#NS8UqPHdLUXv
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>>37770159
oh ya zoos and aquariums are tons of fun.
>>37770163
Vets are often very sad for this reason. They have to deal with dying animals and often put them donw.
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>>37770189
Depends. Turn around and show butt
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>>37770126
middle east coast us
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>>37770207
Damn it
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>>37770189
you still need time to cook imo, but you've got a nice frame so far so I don't see why you wmi
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>>37770211
eu anon? i feel like i talk to you all the time ur my across the world soulmate frfr
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>>37770187
that makes sense, though i will say some people like a bush. can i ask how big it is?
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>>37769999
>in america
tis not an America thing but rather a worldwide thing. Lots of gamer companies are getting like this, e.g. just look at how Pokémon is now. it's unfortch but it's just what happens when money accumulates a bunch .I think that might be why the indie scene is pretty stronk atm
>Praying for you to get rich so you can become a big weiner titcow
eyy baste, that will definitely happen at least, BA isn't too expensive. Not so sure about the weiner thing though but we shall see ,';)
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>>37770224
veery
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>>37770222
That's me yeah
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>>37770247
damn, nice. do you use lube when your jork?
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>>37770207
Dubai must be rough
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>>37770015
idk what it is, but muscular tranny is enough to say yes
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>>37770222
>>37770258
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>>37770266
vibrator
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>>37770198
added
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>>37770222
someone please post the meme about euro chasers and us trannies
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>>37770236
>eyy baste, that will definitely happen at least, BA isn't too expensive. Not so sure about the weiner thing though but we shall see ,';)
praying for you, get some crazy honkers. the weiner thing does have a proven method though its like, inconvenient, ig, but taking safely spaced but repeated dosages of viagra to maintain an erection for most of the day, every day, for months has been proven to work.
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>>37770283
literally my favorite movie </3
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>>37770306
there's some truth to it
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Greg Grooby pays about 300 us american dollars if you aren't an established "star" but don't forget to convert that its at least 1000 in neet bucks . And plus Mr Grooby lets you keep all little soaps and hand lotions from the motel bathroom
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>>37770286
oh worm, do you ever actually crank it or always use a vibrator?
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>>37770325
it sdoesnt work always so
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>>37770279
you make this joke everytime bro
>>37770258
save me from naziamerica plz anon :3
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>>37770311
i am not super easily moved to tears but the movie had me cryin and shit throughout, really lovely one
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>>37770336
ah i get that. maybe you just need a pair of helping hands
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>>37770338
This is only the second time I made the joke
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>>37770044
Based minimum effort google searcher post replier
>>37770319
Slanderous and libelous meme
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>>37770347
mayebe i wdould not know
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>>37770338
>save me from naziamerica plz anon :3
My disc is globularaxe
Add me if you feel like it but I won't be home until later and I might not be able to reply until tomorrow
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>>37770374
have you never been with someone else?
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>>37770357
I feel like it's unfair to American chaserbros but otherwise sort of accurate
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>>37770392
no
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>>37770393
Yeah I would never wear a hat like that
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>>37770319
As above so below, the outward exterior may not reflect the meme but the inward feelings will, lo, the American tranner is feminine, love hungry and gleeful like a youthful maiden while the European tranner is spiteful, bitter and despises attention like a secluded witch in her coven.

Reflect upon this o thee chaser, thy destiny is to cross the ocean to conquer thy love and free her from the assault of the American chaser
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>>37770397
awh, seems a shame. you ever try dating apps or anything?
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>>37770378
it’s okie i added you
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>>37770433
yes b8ut i dpnt like them
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>>37770319
it's not the european tranners' fault, though. our trans care is just baf.
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>>37770447
i get that, i also have not been a huge fan. are you trying to find someone to date rn?
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>>37770472
i gavce up a bit but yeah
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>>37770482
hold out hope friend. it can come at the least expected times and from the least expected places
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>>37769472
>who makes u go like pic related rn
uhhhhhhh
>>37769558
i miss when i was the thread ogre...
can we go back to that?
>>37769661
good morning!

good day chastegen!
I am omw to a Halloween party
what are you doing today?
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>>37770436
Nice, talk later
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>>37770501
>chastegen
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>>37770501
>chastegen
never a more apt name has been chosen
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>>37770489
noy closed off jsut not optimistic
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>>37770465
You look pretty good
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>>37770501
>chastegen
true
i'm already at the halloween party. i'm enjoying myself. i paused my watch's move goals for the day, i'm just gonna have fun.
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>>37770540
Chasers are gay.
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Who would win a Super Smash Bros tournament

Chasers or trannies ITT?
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It is locktober.
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>>37770540
Dude c'mon
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>>37770549
>i'm enjoying myself
>using phone
Doubt.
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>>37770553
>>37770561
I've never actually seen eui I'm talking about european tranners in general
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>>37770566
You forgot one
>using phone
>posting on 4chan
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>>37770573
That was too obvious to bother saying.
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>>37770532
i get that. i would bother you to try to get to know you better but im far away unfortunately
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>>37770569
Ah okay, eui just looks like a chubby boy
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>>37770583
True, but it just adds another layer of embarrassment that I feel like should be mentioned
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>>37770566
anon i don't have an infinite tolerance for sociality, i sometimes get too tired of yelling at ppl in a noisy messy room and then I open my phone. i'm gonna drop it after a moment, again.
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>>37770569
>european tranners in general
yeah no, you're coping hard
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>>37770599
Ur mum is choking hard on my cawk
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>>37770309
ty friendo i have noted this advice down o7
>>37770319
this is le cherrypick tho tbf hooti is luckshit
>>37770465
also this lole amerikkkans get free FFS and BA
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>>37770598
When parties overwhelm me I go for a walk and return to the party when I'm ready.
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>>37770628
Based autistchad
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Eui posting here to get a man because she realizes now that being in a transbian polycule isn't fulfilling lmao
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>>37770638
Let's find a strong silent Finnish chaser for her
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>>37770650
no thanks she\s fat amd ugly used goods
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>>37770656
Lol
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>>37770622
>ty friendo i have noted this advice down o7
hell yea, think of me (let me jerk you off) when you get famous
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>>37770656
>used goods
nuh uh
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kind of a long shot but any trans girls in or around santa barbara?
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>>37770733
i would have been if i didn’t move i hate that i did i regret it everyday
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>>37770733
There are a few trans and chasers in the area and closer to LA. It seems to be a good area to date desu
>>37770752
I moved out of stat for a bit and regretted it also.
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>>37770715
You have a wife AND a gf lmao
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>>37770752
rip we could've been soulmates. jk but i'm sorry you regret leaving, maybe you can find your way back one day.

>>37770767
>There are a few trans and chasers in the area and closer to LA. It seems to be a good area to date desu
yeah, i don't mind the drive to LA so im not opposed to that either, just figured seeing if theres anyone a bit more immediately local first.
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well, nobody asked to see it (i was hoping you would), but here's my costume for the party
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>>37769472
Fuck u
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>nobody asked
Exactly.
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>>37770779
Ya i get that. Some times you got to drive a little for love lol
>>37770786
Hell ya fallout lady.
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>>37770786
good costume Cool gun
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>>37770786
love u kween <3
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>>37770776
pay less attention to that and more attention to the fact that that was the only thing i denied>>37770779
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>>37770786
Cool Sarah
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>>37769472
fucking around with face paint
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>>37770846, did not mean to respond to >>37770779, just a drunken typo
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>>37770883
I've seen better clowns... one particular clown
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>>37770800
>Ya i get that. Some times you got to drive a little for love lol
yeah true enough, though i don't get too many bites either when i ask about LA area. maybe i should post physique or something along with it, see if that draws anyone in, idk
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Bros, is Sarah actually hot?
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>>37770713
xd okidoki
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>>37770800
yuss
>>37770814
i love my plasma pistol
>>37770822
<3 ty
>>37770857
:D
thanks!
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>>37770924
I know people are here but they might also not be currently dating. Do you do online dating I’m sure you would have better luck. Maybe expand the mileage a bit
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>>37770951
People who said she was ugly were lying.
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>>37770969
>I know people are here but they might also not be currently dating. Do you do online dating I’m sure you would have better luck. Maybe expand the mileage a bit
i don't wanna do long distance to the degree that i can't drive to meet them, you know? i'm not rich enough to be flying regularly or anything so
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>>37771009
Not that far lol. Just enough to cover the la are is you are not already. It’s a huge market of people in that area and it’s probably no more than 1.5 hr drive
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>>37770990
only rick said this
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Why does the market for trans porn, whether it be drawn, renderer, or live action, seem to be 99% focused on tranners with the biggest hogs between their legs as the human vasculature system can support?
If, as straight chasers ostensibly claim, its about seeing them as just women, why is this the case? Why wouldn't it be the opposite?
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>>37770924
Come to Boston instead
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I'm not going to say anything
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If, as straight men ostensibly claim, its about seeing women, why is it the case that so much heterosexual porn has men in it?
You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
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>>37771101
I don't look at porn with men in it so I can't explain it
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>>37771062
i like your moxie anon but i probably don't move based off of one post. Now, two posts, that might be a different story
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>>37771101
There's two types of porn watchers
Those that just watch and go "that sex act is hot I like that"
And those that use more imagination projecting themselves into a scene as if they're fucking hot bitches
Straight scenes remove one layer of imagination and provide the role you project into instead of watching solo and having to create the entire scenario with just the object of desire being provided
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>>37770786
You look a lot better now than in another pic of you I've seen
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>>37771137
I’m willing to move, I don’t love it here and I have a couple good friends who live in koreatown
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>>37771188
what are you like, anon? or do you want to talk on discord or something?
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>>37771223
Just a random mid 30s lady with her life mostly together. Moved to Boston from the south a year and a half ago and I’ve lived all over the place so I’m sort of rootless. I’d talk on discord, I love chatting with people.
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Hi chasergen, how is your day going?
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>>37771365
It's going okay <3
How's yours bro?
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>>37771365
Makeup on, outfit on, ready to go to dinner, how are you?
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>>37771305
you can add my disc strangefolder
i'm running to work rn but i'll message ya back, i also like chattin
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>>37771365
Hey how you doing?
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>>37770638
>>37770650
>>37770656
wow men should die
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>>37771497
Many men wish death upon me
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>>37771497
Wow why are you here
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Blood in my eye dawg and I can't see
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>>37771522
I'm a chaser
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>>37771168
thanks :)
>>37770951
i uhm
that's
idk
>>37771051
also raideranon, my beloved
>>37771067
you just did tho
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>>37771497
>>37771525
They want less competition lol
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im going to say something soon
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>>37771525
A transbian, yes we have plenty
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>>37771545
idk if I should be happy about the competition for eui or not
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>>37771548
Is it the N word
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>>37771554
Hello are you her gf?
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>>37771559
i dont know…………
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>>37771550
I'm cis :)
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whats up faggots
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>>37771569
imm not faggots…………..
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Oh my gosh qplusso says the N word
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>>37771554
lol I’m just trolling.
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>>37771577
ok faggot
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>>37771564
Didn't ask + Swablu is one of the worst pokemons + you're Finnish + you have no Y chromosome and no bussy
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>>37771579
nuh uh that would necer happen bro
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>>37771591
lol
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>>37771423
Looks like a burner but sure why not, added
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>>37771603
It's rick
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my friend is touching my teeth right now and im scared
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>>37771061
yeah that actually annoys the fuck out of me, same for the yucky smut where small/flat chested women are automatically drawn as more childlike if they're drawn at all since they're almost always with huge titties. Best I can find are a few artists that sometimes draw what I'm trying to see instead of the always exaggerated proportions
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>>37771622
never mind they stopped crisis averted
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>>37771616
I’ve talked to like 3 Ricks where’s the real guys
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>>37771645
Real guys don’t exist here. There all rick
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I've nearly been awake for 24 hours, I need a cute trans to hold me.
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im a fake guy
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Wearing an extremely tight shirt and sweating like a dog right now
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>>37771658
Makes sense since I only ever met one guy from here irl
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Wearing an extremely tight collar and barking like a dog right now
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>>37771658
nah, sometimes Greg shows up
hi i'm Greg
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>>37771674
I have met 0 people from here so I have no evidence anyone exist
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love being a masculine male with a huge baka penis having sex with women desu
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hello im a beerpilled hopscel :)
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>>37771695
I have mneet you
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>>37771695
I’d meet up with you, you seem like a nice guy. Maybe a little bit of a lost puppy but that’s endearing.
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all of you are artificial robot sent to hang out with me. hello
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>>37771682
True it’s all Rick and Greg. I’m ai so I don’t count
>>37771703
All the beer you’re having looks so good. Kind of jealous ngl
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>>37771703
Fagpilled gaycel
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I'm also Greg
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>>37771704
Have you. I’m scared now are you following me???
>>37771708
I feel like I come off as less nice in person. More than a few people have told me when they first met me I seemed mean
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>>37771739
Rick is greg but greg is not rick
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>>37771751
So true
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i love fatdog
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>>37771745
Do you have a “mean” looking face or cross your arms a lot? Kind of shitty for people to say stuff like that, honestly. It seems like you’re not mean in actuality so that’s kind of irrelevant though huh?
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>>37771765
I think I got a touch of resting bitch face and I tend to be more quiet around new people.
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>>37771760
<3
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AaHHAaaAaaA i cant see him
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>>37769472
>qott: who makes u go like picrel rn
nobody :(
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I need fried pickles bad right now
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>>37771774
I get that, I think I look better when I don’t smile which probably translates to rbf sometimes and I also tend to like to feel new people out before opening up to them.
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https://youtu.be/huYpeHW7eGM
a video for you
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I mog all the chasers here both in looks and strength
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>>37771820
No I do
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>>37771820
But what about personality and whimsical nature
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>>37771825
No I do
>>37771828
I'm really cool
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i mog all the chasers in whimsical nature and mischievousness
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Mogging sounds like a violent sexual act
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>>37771791
That sounds good rn. I’m a big fried pickle fan
>>37771794
Ya I just noticed it takes a bit for me to open up and for people to start liking me. It’s ok tho it is what it is
>>37771820
I mean it’s not hard I’m not that strong lol
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>>37771843
Im gonna mog your ass bro
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>>37771844
None of these are bad things, exactly.
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>>37771603
it is a burner, i usually dont add people on my main unless we've talked a bit. i dont see a request from you though? also its not rick lmfao
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>>37771886
Very rick esque message
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>>37771848
More of an observation than a complaint
Honestly it kind of works in my favor I noticed people don’t want to mess with me
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I'm gonna fucking explode
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Crickets make friendly sounds. Little comfy buds.
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im gonna fucking explode all over my hand in 5-10 minutes
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>>37771886
just accept you're Rick, and there'll be an end to the horror
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I'm gonna explode there's a Lebanese pager implanted in my anorectal cavity
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i wish there was a way to know who and how many people have joed to me, would be kinda hot to have proof bc i can’t actually picture anyone doing that over me rn
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>>37771791
Ooh. I'm working late but I have some frozen fried pickles and a deep fryer at home... I'm gonna make some at 4am when I get home :)
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suddenly stimulates your prostate for 3 seconds
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>>37771978
cumming
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ITT we name our fave rick personalities
mine was thesniffer
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superpower where you can see a number over someones head detailing the number of times they have busted to you
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>>37771476
>>37771386
>>37771394
I am very good, thank you.
>>37771441
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>>37771760
:0
>>37771786
have you gone blind again??
he's right there! open your eyes!
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>>37771998
plot twist is you look at your dad and the number isn’t 0
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>>37771998
I must never meet mwahnon
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>>37772018
???????
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>>37772012
thank you, you saved me from certain doom
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>>37771997
Frisson
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>>37772031
If you'll notice he uses the same boomer emoticons and "hehe" type posting with her as he does with the cat poster persona
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>>37771998
I’m sure it’s 0 but I wouldn’t want to know this information. Ignorance is bliss
>>37772006
Hey that’s good. Congrats on passing the shooting test thing
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>>37771961
you should post on places that do cum tributes if you're into that
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I want to kiss post-op pussy I'm not gonna lie about that anymore
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>>37772041
Thanks bro.
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>>37772038
He uses hearts a lot
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>>37772014
krilling myself
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making a cum trib for my chaser 4k with sound on
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I've been through mad different phases like mazes to find my way
And now I know that happy days are not far away
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>>37770319
Chasers need to make the voyage across the pond to claim their maidens.
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imn0o gioung toi have sex
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>>37772027
any time, it's what I do
>>37772048
id be interested to try, too. ive never seen one in person
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>>37772048
still haven’t tested mine yet
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>>37772094
With me.
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>>37772114
why you?
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>>37772094
I can't tell if this says you are or aren't
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New
>>37772159
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>>37772113
It would be cool to be someone's first
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>>37772170
troll thread
>>37772168
i'm gpoing to
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>>37772068
giwtwm
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>>37772093
I will go to save my German princess
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Skip that.
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>>37772177
send picture
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>>37772186
How did you know I have German ancestry? :o
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would you date a date 26yo virgin tranner if she was kinda a luckshit kinda clocky
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>>37772216
Yes
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>>37772216
>kinda a luckshit kinda clocky
Fucking decide
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would u date a twink on pio with fat thighs
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>>37772262
I'm afraid no
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>>37772262
why would you take pio while testosterone dominant you’ll just get a giant belly
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>>37772268
just checking bro

>>37772275
it was just a hyperthetical who even knows
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Who you date a formerly big fat guy who looks like he's melting and is kinda spergy but chill
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>>37772262
that's not what you are
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>>37772291
Oh no I made an error I'm confirmed undateable
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would you get into a scenario or a situation? are you sure?
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>>37772291
i would date a big fat guy
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>>37772293
Im mtftm now imma twink
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Would you date a tranny with more muscular shoulders than you
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im pretty but no one can tell what gender i am
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>>37772324
No such trannies exist
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>>37772324
More muscular but narrower? Possibly
More muscular and wider? No
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> confirmed undateable
This isn’t a real thing
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>>37772318
oh okay. well if you're a man then im allowed to hit on you in the thread.
Yeah, i'd fuck the shit out of some emo twink with thick pio thighs.
and hold her hand as we walk through a park on a crisp autumn morning while yellow and red leaves fall down around us
i mean his
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>>37772324
>>37772335
How muscular and wide we talking?
Or what is considered wide?
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>>37772324
look at how many simp for LB and you have your answer
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>>37772304
Unforchunately I want to live healthy more than I want to appeal to niche fetishists now
Not that you necessarily have to be one to be into fats, I just lose that niche while not even looking good normally because of the consequences

This is kinda why I understand tranners there are parallels here
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>>37772334
Sorry for you I do
>>37772352
I have no method of comparison and I refuse to measure them
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I roll to disbelieve.
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>>37772391
You roll a 1
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>>37772379
Fair but now I will claim this as a shoulder victory for me.
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>>37772391
it's a man it doesn't count when it's a man!
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>>37772414
Do not.
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>>37772443
fiinneee
but tell her to stop calling herself a twink!
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Who wants to do Brokeback Mountain with me for a couple’s costume?
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Cuddling.
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>>37772499
Okay but you're the bottom and you can't eat nothing but beans before we reenact the tent scene at the end of the night like they did in the movie
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>>37772499
can I be the horse
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>>37772527
Dude gross lmao
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>>37772509
Yes!
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>>37772527
can I be the uneaten beans
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>>37772549
That would actually go hard as a trio costume, both the cowboy blokes plus their uneaten can of bussy beans
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At least if trump wins political entertainment will go hard for the foreseeable future
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Political entertainment or politics as entertainment peaked 2016. Hard decline after Trump won. In retrospect mid 90s thru Trumps win was a golden age
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^ Punishment posts for us not using the troll thread. They're mad.
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show me bussy
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Playing guitar and jerking off
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using your hard dick as a capo to play mathrock
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>>37772626
You're not that good at multitasking
>>37772645
Your dick doesn't get hard enough to do that
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>>37772650
Yes I am
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>>37772650
I said your dick not mine
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>>37772661
Mine is hard enough
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Time to goon, ladies
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Between mathrock and a hard place
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Between mathrock and a hard cock
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i havent masturbated in months and have no desire too but i am insanely horny. what do. and no im not downloading grindr and getting TOPPED
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>>37772747
I'm the same. I'm reading instead.
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>>37772747
Masturbate even though you feel like you don't want to
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>>37772774
i cant get hard
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You dont need to be hard to jack it
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lets all hold hands and yournk our peaqits together <3
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keraslibf my paynuts
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Outside :)
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so lonely and sad
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>>37773419
What is the matter?
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>>37772324
>more muscular shoulders than you
Doubt
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>>37772645
i love math rock :D i wish i was good enough to play it lol



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