>you're at a halloween party>this couple approaches you>they heard you are bisexual >"anon, we noticed you from across the room and we really dig your vibe"how do you respond?
Thanks im flattered but im really into medical grade silicone for the next three months if you know what i mean lol
>>37804850no
>>37804798your costumes fucking terrify me. you should have dressed up as vlad tepes or some shit, this is just terrifying. please back away from me.
>>37805338patrick uncanny as, yes. spongebob lookin cute though
>>37805361no, they both look terrifying. this is yet another reason why nuking the US would not be that bad of an idea
>>37805338tom kenny approved
>>37804944(Autism subtitles: The subtext here is that I am more interested in achieving sexual satisfaction from a sexual device such as a dildo or other instrument made for insertion rather than having an emotionally involved dynamic with interpersonal relations. Some reasons may include a recent break-up or change in living situation, and the three month period suggests a period of adjustment to process the end of a relationship or otherwise suggest a strong aversion to engaging in impromptu intimate acts)
>>37805416i don't get it
>>37805398Do you think Tom hit?
>>37805626Alright, imagine you’re a kid who just got the coolest new toy. Why would you want to share your snack with other kids when you have the bestest toy ever?So, let’s say this person has a couple who’s super into cuddling and being all mushy. But instead of jumping in, they think, "Hmm, I could have a complicated emotional mess or I could just have fun with my special toy!" It’s like choosing between a lumpy old couch and a super comfy bean bag chair.Maybe they’re feeling a bit shy or just tired of all the relationship drama. Who wants to deal with feelings when you can have a good time all by yourself? Plus, there’s no chance of awkward conversations or forgetting anniversaries! So, they decide to skip the couple and stick with their trusty toy—always ready, never judgmental, and way easier to clean up after!
>>37806646wdym
>>37806879dildo
>Gay halloweenim gay 365 days of the year, thanks
