qott: what's your favorite kind of storm?last: >>38329965
Please god use this thread
>>38332466Thank you. >qottMy fav storm is the one that ends my stupid chaser existence
>>38332462See! Now you're getting it! I think this has some genuine legs to it. Pizza delivery kamikaze drone is perfect lol
>qottMYYYYYYYYY personal favorite is a classic thunderstorm. i found out this summer that alaska doesn't really get those. sad :(>>38332493nooooooooo you're important. chasers are necessary, what would we do without chasers
>>38332466when my trans gf gets upset and takes a nap with me and snuggles under the covers and relaxes and falls asleep in my arms and then she farts alot like a kitty purring..melts my heart.. blankets.. paint. face and eyes.. truly..
>>38332505I don’t even really chase tho. I’m disposable it’s ok
Why did god make me a submissive little slut if he wasnt gonna make me hot enough to get the attention i so desperately crave
>>38332466If it doesn't take out the power then I like a nice snowy windstorm. Blizzard I guess, but the screaming winds outside is a must.
but I'm not a rapper
>>38332466>qottblizzards <3i also like really dense heavy rains, the kind where the air around you feels like stacked sheets of falling water. fun to walk around in
lowkey * **** ***** ****** ** ** ****
based on earllier statements i am officially no longer sick
>>38332548Herpes is for life actually
>>38332554i don't have herpes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>38332533everyone who can rhyme is a rapper! you just might be a really terrible one :)
>>38332557oh nice good for you!anyway sorry to hear about your herpes
wait>Worldwide rates of either HSV-1 or HSV-2 are between 60% and 95% in adults.[4] HSV-1 is usually acquired during childhood.[1] Since there is no cure for either HSV-1 or HSV-2, rates of both inherently increase as people age.[4] Rates of HSV-1 are between 70% and 80% in populations of low socioeconomic status and 40% to 60% in populations of improved socioeconomic status.[4] An estimated 536 million people worldwide (16% of the population) were infected with HSV-2 as of 2003 with greater rates among women and those in the developing world.[12] Most people with HSV-2 do not realize that they are infected.[1] maybe i have herpes? statistically? but my current situation is not related to herpes. i probably don't have herpes & anyway it's irrelevant. hwateva
>>38332557Sorry lol, first and last one from me
>>38332568I am the 5%
>>38332570lul
I have only ever had hpv thank god.
>>38332570imagine cathcing himpes. i'd shoot myself in anycase even if i were male. what an embarrassing disease to have
>>38332568I will say when I first got herpes, the initial infection can feel really really bad, I was bedridden for two weeks. But your lips would be blistering and weeping usually so I doubt it. >>38332578Lmao
>>38332583>since it's so commonhi I've never seen a vagina in my life and is this true?
I fucking hate being ugly dude
>>38332583I only have oral herpes, but the flare ups are much rarer than that and some people never have them, I've only gotten 1 flareup in two years and it was when I got covid
>>38332582I mean of the shit you can get it’s not bad. Most people get it at some point. I’m careful and have had only 3 partners>>38332588Same. It’s mostly just my face desu
>>38332588I just don't look too hard in the mirror anymore
>>38332607My body is gross and my shoulders are huge i should kill myself i wont ever look good enough
>>38332545what does this mean sobealso i saw your video in the bodygen or whatever that thread was called, actually really hot, i guess i had never really gotten a good look before
>>38332620I’m just a chaser but we don’t think aboutshoulder measurements nearly as much. I’m sure it’s not that bad
>>38332642you shouldn't engage jade
>>38332632thank you anon. i just hate how flabby i look i guess
>>38332621Meh, not the end of the world. Just a bad flu, your lips melting off your face, and can't kiss your girlfriend for a week. I'd take double flu to not miss out on the kissing, but it is what it is. Not like I have a girlfriend
Im never going to be treated the way i want no matter what i do i cant fix anything why am i still here why cant i just kill myself why am i so scared all i have to do is buy some rope or slit my wrists but i fucking cant because that takes too long i need the death to be instant so i cant change my mind
>>38332652Oh is that who it is. Ya she’s a lost cause lol.
>>38332580huh. what a little journey this was.turns the dictionary agrees with you.
anons i got cute jammies at Dry Goods (if post a pic but jannies would ban especially if i took a pic of my tush in these so heres picrel of the top)i like dry goods. A but pricier but much higher quality than department stores or amazon. The fits are nice (for my body), most clothes seem to suit me and my tastes, the sizing systems seems reasonable to me, and the interior design is good. >>38332466 i suppose a winter storm is nicest, if youre indoors that is. maybe thats just cause ive grown up in a frosty area. I also like those gentle spring storms where you can hear the raindrops hit the window and the occasional thunder, but you still feel safe. Like the kind of storm that you could record and put on youtube as a sleep aid ASMR
>>38332679>if post a pic but jannies would ban especially if i took a pic of my tushNoooo
>>38332679Ya no pics with your luck you would get banned for 2 weeks
>>38332659Why does no one care why am i not worth saving
>>38332706What exactly do you expect users to to do?
>>38332696i picked ones that made my butt look nice okay i got these cause im moving into the dorm in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately they assigned me to an engineering/STEM dorm (for all intents and purposes) so theres going to be a lot of guys. But at the very least i guess i can make myself look cuter and hope that gets me somewhere closer to a boyfriend, or at least people treating be kindly
Am I seriously a chaser now? What does this life entail?
you can post literally wahtever as long as you delete the file
>>38332736>Am I seriously a chaser now? What does this life entail?i don;t know. what makes this a pertinent question?>What does this life entail?fucking trannies probably
>>38332736Not sure I have worked up the courage to meet some one in person yet. But hopefully loving wife for both of us
I want icy tube
>>38332757lol
i want a loving & affectionate relationship
>>38332741hmm what was this before u deleted it?
>>38332769this is what british people call freezies
>>38332785it got archived if you're that curious
>>38332785you don’t want to know it was disgustingi’ll never look at sobe again after seeing her put…. THAT in THERE
>>38332785Couple of Christmas rum hams getting smuggled in her back pockets
>>38332790i thought it only went into the archive after the thread died. can you just tell me?
>>38332783Ya. That does sound nice. I’m sure you will you seem like a catch desu
>>38332799… it was some kind of fish…
>>38332799if i ever post hole it means i am in severe mental distress & you should alert some sor tof authority
>>38332805respectfully i will not look and call 9/11
>>38332801you can literally just replace boards.4chan.org with archived.moe. it was a bluury & unflattering image of my ass
that poor fish…
>>38332808thank you anon.>>38332817anon my roomie literally does not gaf about me at all. he has not seen my hole. he has seen my tits unintentionally once & it did not enamor him towards me whatsoever. i don't even like him i just have a crush on him
>>38332817i don’t think he gets to see her hole lmfao
is that part of being roommates
>>38332829Only if you're rooming with a tranny
>>38332829would be if i were in charge that's for sure
>>38332809pretty nice caboose sobe, would kiss
>>38332717Buy me a gun or fix my gross body NOW
>>38332834
>>38332838thank you anon
>>38332834aw no nickocado this time. i remember this hole pic tho, you're a repeat baiter!
>>38332845>>38332847Got you>>38332840Come use my gun we can share
well… i haven’t been posting lately but…this is the new me!!
>>38332857>all lowercasenice touch
>>38332861capitalization is male coded
>>38332857Lmao
anons how do i mentally prepare for dorm life?im still kinda in shock i got a contract i dont really know how to mentally prepare for leaving home finally and living around a bunch of new people
>>38332857Love the larp a+
>>38332882i’ve missed you
Man sometimes I just wish i was pretty like June or Jade
>>38332466Desert monsoon with lots of thunder The vibes and smell is amazing
>>38332881You don't, June. I'm sorry. This is just one of those moments in life.
>>38332885<3 I’m not gone but I’m going to try to be here less than before. >>383328922 of me shit.
>>38332783What kind of guys are you into?
>>38332892Lol
>>38332905what do you mean by that anon?
>>38332907>I’m going to try to be here less than before.ik and i’ll miss you
>>38332908guys in alaska
>>38332466>qott: what's your favorite kind of storm?The kind of storm where I get to stay inside. Because whatever the weather is I have to walk the dogs.
>>38332917You are going to learn living with strangers is really hard. I wish you the best of luck tho
when i first moved into dorms i couldn't speak to my roommates without them saying something first fro probably a month. scary situation >>38332908my imagination is the typical Tall Hairy Kinda-fat Strong guy that every tranny likes but in reality it's anyone in proximity to me that's nice to me ESPECIALLY if they have cool hobbies or interests. i developed a crush this semester on a really short dude with longish curly hair who was fairly effeminate, ithink becuase he was generally kind & around me twice a week for class & did cool stuff in his free time (made his own jewelry)>>38332925this desu. my roomie is a static bronze idol of a normie & he doesn't even like me & i still have a crush on him for no reason at all
I just wish i was good enough a cute boy wanted to take care of me
i wish more chasers posted pics. i wanna see
>>38332934>Tall Hairy Kinda-fat Strong guy that every tranny likesdamn she nailed it wtf
>>38332927hard in what ways?i think im quite tolerant of others. i think i can handle like slobs and loud people
>>38332940I hate taking selfies
>>38332944nailed what..............>>38332946i think everyone does
>>38332917Things won't ever be the same. Make sure you call your mom.
>>38332923That genuinely made me smile. Thank you.>>38332945Small things add up over time. Your will be fine but be prepared to be angry at them often>>38332940Taking flattering pics is hard
>>38332954>nailed what.............just the ideal guy type lol sorry to misleadchasers take notes
>Tall Hairy Kinda-fat Strong guy that every tranny likesIs this true?
>>38332940You have to get in my dms for that
>>38332971sorry its too risky initiating contact with a guy without seeing his equipment first
>>38332973You want to see my dick?
>>38332968>>38332969Bodes me well if this is true
>>38332969it is for me
https://unseecc/album#YsNnNDxEWy7r
>>38332968oh lole>>38332969ya. uncharitably you could call it the metaattraction archetype but it's just the masc man that provides a contrast (hot as everyone agrees) & reassures trannies of their femininity >>38332971sorry boss i got tumblr dms & emails
>>38332983one view
>>38332983:o …. >:(
>>38332992It was a troll one but I fucked it up lol
>>38332995how are you get my hopes up
>>38332940I'm not done looksmaxxing yet
i wanna get a pedicure but i feel like that'd be weird
>>38333006Go get it girl you deserve it
Getting into bed just felt so good it had me going "ohhhh, fuck yes, oh my god, hhhhhhhh"
>>38333012Hypersonic shriek when you actually cum
>>38333009lowkey i think i deserve nothing less than the oubliette
>>38333016Not hypersonic but I do be yelping and exclaiming when I nut
>>38333006they’re fun you should
Would you smash?https://x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1869848711679139950
>>38332940here :vhttps://unseecc/album#pD0IqPkOjZMx
>>38332993>>38332998Lol I got no good new pics they all Ben meh
I deserve to be a famous egirl that is hot enough i can play video games on twitch
>>38333025i’m not clicking that take a screenshot
>>38333027waow hi againi still think the ginger body hair is a really good look
>>38333031when i was a kid i wanted to be an astronaut but they said i don’t have good enough eyes
>>38333025Absolutely she's hotAlso lol I got that tiktok a couple days agoWhat a dumb thing to tranny-obsess hatefully over
ok anons i am going to shower now god be with ye
>>38333035you remember me, thats funny. and thank ya, it's the only look i got :P
I was going to post pics but if sobe is leaving I'm not gonna
>>38333042Bye>>38333044Post it for the other anon girls
>>38333027i remember youvery good stuff
Short walk, only 4 hours.
>>38332466>qottok now you got me I have zero fucking idea of how the weather works>>38333027>>38333043nice pics but why do you have the same typing style as marie
>>38333036Yea but being an astronaut is a shitty retard life goal. You know those two astronauts have been stuck in space for months and will be stuck there longer. I deserve to be beautiful and happy fuck u faggot
>>38333044let me see iiiittttttttt
>>38333060>why do you have the same typing style as marieI didn't wanna be a hater but yeah lol
>>38333063and you’ve been stuck on the ground with no twitch followers LOL
>>38333052thank you anon, very kind of ya.>>38333060>nice pics but why do you have the same typing style as mariethank you, i actually purposefully try to change my typing style when posting pics so i'm not identifiable on anon. i guess it just lined up this way this time.
>>38333068Lol
>>38333086hey not bad at all dude, good shit.
>>38333068Yea go fuck yourself blud
>>38333086he’s hot too…
>>38333086also good night
ok but who else is excited for the 2.0 update of pokemon r.o.w.e. coming out saturday
Someone buy me a gun
>>38333109Just get a 3D printer and shut up already, Jade.
>>38333105I do not care for Pocket Monsters.
>>38333109male brained suicide method. take a bunch of otc pills and just end up hospitalized with liver failure like the rest of us
>>38333110Fuck u im not a fuckin nerd how about you tell me its all gonna be okay and my shoulders arent big and im just bdd but no you have to be rude fuck u guy
>>38333115Lmao. Why is it always pills! They don't kill you!
>>38333120I'm not reading all that cope. If that Luigi guy can do it so can you.
>>38333121it's more about the attempt than the result you see.
>>38333120u dont listen when people do say nice things so everyone gave up
>>38333130I don't get it personally. Just get drunk and scream at your family members while hysterically sobbing if you want those results.
>>38333144i tried that too!
>>38333125Its not cope im pretty enough to be treated the way i want you guys just hate me for being annoying i hope u stub your toe and it causes you to fall into a woodchipper>>38333131No one has EVER said im bdd. Not a single one of the girls or chasers. YET EVERYONE ELSE IS TOLD IT ALL THE TIME YOU GUYS TOLD PICHU IT EVERY SINGLE TIME SHE POSTED GO FUCK YOURSELVES
>>38333149You're not actually going through liver failure are you, anon?
>>38333152We don't know what you look like
>>38333152>you guys just hate me for being annoyingYou say it like that's our problem. Stop being annoying doofus
>>38333155no but they said i was very lucky i didn't. this isn't recent though dw
>>38333163Good good, just less funny if you're actually dying. Maybe a little more funny actually, but for you not me.
>>38333152jade i personally remember saying it and saying you were hot and asking you questions about yourself and you would ignore my posts or respond with doomposting saying its over. so i stopped cause it clearly wasn't doing anything for either of us.
If Jade Slade's dad actually cared about her he would have paid for proper therapy for whatever cocktail of stuff she has going on. Seems like he just paid for her surgeries to stop her pterodactyl screeching.
>>38333172At least like ten different people have tried to be nice and supportive to Jade. I was even dumb enough to be one of them.
>>38333172I dont remember that, i remember people reporting me and posting ugly pictures of me. Plus you guys told pichu she was bdd EVERY SINGLE TIME i deserve it the same amount but no im not good enough
>>38333196yeah you fixate on whatever negative aspect you can lock onto, theres nothing we could do to help you. also if you hadnt noticed pichu is detransing and losing her fucking shit, so the encouragement didnt do her much good either. you need to reflect on what the actual problem is rather than thinking it would all be fixed if you could get the attention you're looking for, because you have had it at times and it did nothing for you.
>>38333184How about you just keep being supportive like you do for EVERYONE ELSE because i dont deserve to be given up on i deserve the attention from all ten of those people BECAUSE im so sad god
>>38333207Because of this >>38333205The help you need is clearly beyond anything this place, or very likely even a non-professional, could give you. And no you've been an actual asshole. I try to be nice, but I'm not a masochist or a retard. Easier to just ignore you, it's the same result.
how down bad to you have to be that you're begging people to identify your mental illnesses
hey Jade, i am a big fan of your work, your ribcage and shoulders are so fucking hot, i love how masculine they look and that blend between your fem features and them, makes my dick rock solid, the very passing ones don t have the same effect on me bc of lacking that contrast, god bless you
>>38333205No i havent gotten the same attention people dont fucking respond unless i get mad thats the only fucking way anyone pays attention to me so thats all that i fucking do. The problem is i deserve to be a famous egirl and given money for being alive i dont give a fuck how unrealistic it is thats the only existence i want because then people would encourage my exhibitionism kink and tell me to post more. like the one fucking thing im good at is being a stupid slut so i deserve to be good enough to make that work
I'm eating pizza :)
>>38333233What toppings did you get?
>>38333233I also ate pizza today
>>38333233what toppings??
>>38333233Ever have a 7/11 pizza?
>>38333235>>38333237BBQ chicken!>>38333236Good choice. Correct choice. So wise.>>38333241No.
>>38333242>BBQ chicken!Based
>>38333242>BBQ chickenooh very good
>>38333242Is getting a Hawaiian with Jalapeños wise? I am prepared to be crucified for loving Hawaiian pizza
>>38333251pineapple, jalapeno, bacon is one of my gotos
No one gives a fuck about you stuffing your fat fuck face with pizza
>>38333245Always am.>>38333250Mmmhmmm mmhmm ver gud.>>38333251Extremely wise, you've got an 18 wisdom at least. Impressive.
>>38333251That sounds so fucking good right now.
>>38333256i care fuck youeverybody post their favourite pizza toppings
>>38333242>BBQ chickengod that sounds good. my usual drunk pizza order used to be salami, BBQ chicken, pineapple, and blue cheese. though right now I could go for a pizza hut pepperoni pan pizza>>38333251hawaiian is good, not a fan of jalapenos but that's just a me thing
>>38333242I wouldn't recommend it really, but they're $5 for a whole pie and I used to buy them in college when I got too high. They sell little ranch dipping things for other food and I'd just slather that on a shitty pepperoni pizza and forget God.
>>38333263Rangoons.
>>38333263No they literally only are replying to such nonsense because they dont want to admit im right
>>38333256Sounds like you’re pizza-less
>>38333263anchovies, sun dried tomato, garlicno irony in this post i mean it
>Jade the Dorito getting logged by literal pizza
>>38333263I can't help putting jalapenos on everything. Good truffles on a high quality pie are hard to fucking beat though.
>>38333275*mogged
>>38333265Crazy idea: You get a pizza.>>38333266There's no such thing as too high silly. I'm never going to have that pizza.
>>38333275lmao real
>>38333284Lmao you right. And good, I'd be mildly surprised if you've even been to a 7/11.
Chaser here. Wish I had a tranner to chat with for the night before the big day tomorrow
>>38333289One time a gf needed cold medicine late at night and had me run in and get her some. Other then that one time nah.
>>38333270I might not have eaten enough today i dunno
>>38333253>>38333258>>38333260>>38333265I’ve never seen so much love for Hawaiian pizza, I hope all of you have wet dreams tonight
>>38333301Sorry to hear that, Anon. Hoping tomorrow is different
>Anon
>>38333295Incredibly ominous. Are you going to kill someone? >>38333300My college gf gave me plenty of excuse to go, constantly snacking. But damn if I don't love cheap garbage food like some taquitos.
funny thing about pizza in finland, we have one "native" pizza chain that's called Kotipizza, they're ok but kinda expensive for small-ish pizzas, and then we have "kebab-pizzeria"s, run by turkish and kurdish guys like in picrel, way cheaper and also sell kebab, but sometimes the pizza is just absolute shit if you go to a bad one. there's a slight divide between fans of the two, not actually a big one, but big enough that it was made into a really shitty forced meme on Ylilauta in like 2017 or 2018 or whenever it was that I was an active /b/tard there. if I'm gonna get a pizza today like >>38333284 suggests then I have to choose between these two, or I guess I could get a neapolitan or I could get a kinda shitty finnish pizza restaurant pizza (it's a style of its own at this point) or if I wanted to pay a lot in delivery fees or drive far then I could I guess get a pan pizza, that's my fave style, but they don't really sell them here. oh and there's a shop doing gentrified NY style pizza too, that's good too. there's just a lot of options.
>>38333316kebab pizza sounds good
>>38333313No, don't get your hopes up. Just Something stressful that I want to get my mind off of.
>>38333313I had to google what a taquito was. I'm not so into garbage food, I like eating good.>>38333316Crazier idea: You get two pizza.
>>38333316You are internationally made fun of for your pizza if you were not aware of this. I know you guys do salad pizza.
If I get septuplets I’m eating another slice
>>38333328Rollin 4 u.
>>38333328Nice try. Now you'll have to eat two instea
Reroll
>>38333333>Checked
there’s local place here that sells a sourdough pizza with garlic sauce, mozarlla, bacon and… pickles.how do you feel about that?
>>38333333Does that mean I eat another slice or 2>>38333341My lol
>>38333326I consider it a nice treat. In a perfect world I would definitely just be eating garbage all day every day. Halal chicken over rice on a bed of ballpark nacho-cheese covered curly fries is something I actually eat lol. Just only like once every other month.
>>38333333woaw many digits
>>38333320i'm not the biggest fan of kebab as a topping but some like iti kinda like mayo on pizza though and that goes well with it>>38333326that's too much pizza>>38333327i'm aware of the lore yesberlusconi made fun of our food culture and then that chain Kotipizza added a pizza to their menu that bore his name and had reindeer and chantarelles in it and it won an international pizza contest or somethingif you want an actually actually horrible pizza culture you gotta look one country to the west. the swedes sell banana and curry sauce pizza and it's terrifying. but the worst pizzas still come from brazil. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4>>38333333holy shit checked
>>38333343You eat two. >>38333341Give me like 75% fewer pickles and
>>38333341I'll eat in one bite. One terrifying and arduous bite.
>>38333353>>38333341Woops, was saying sourdough pizza seems weird. This feels like someone wanted to sell a sandwich but only knows how to make pizza.
>>38333333WASTED
>>38333353>>38333357the pickle pizza actually goes hard.>>38333363they’re a food truck so it’s a gimmick thing. it does make the crust different though.
>>38333333Had already brushed and flossed too lol
>>38333372This is another victory for pizza. Pizza can't stop winning.
>>38333044wtf noooooooooo i wanna see>>38333086EXPIRED AUGH you people are TORTURING ME
>>38333352>BrazilThey have produced worse. Idk why they like to put weird like desserts in the center of the pizza. >>38333366I like trannies and pizza. When I arrive in Jannah Allah, Subhanahu Wa Ta’ala, will know me.
i am going bed now. good night...
>>38333384Goodnight, sweet dreams.
>>38333384Night, sleep tight.
>>38333384Dream sweetly
>>38333372Pizza :)
>>38333379if it’s any consolation he didnt show hog
>>38333400i don't think the dude would post hog. or if you're talking about me, this was one of the rare instances where i didn't show hog so
>>38333384nini
>>38333404i meant dude but yeah now that you mention it you never delivered on your photos neither!
>>38333231I can't tell if this is actually Jade being deranged or a troll using her usual talking points. How awful
>>38333411she's gone over the edge recently pretty hard
>>38333383oh god yeah fucking pizzeria batepapoit's the stuff of nightmares
>>38333408i posted pics, the unsee just expired, but they were there. some anons saw and talked to me a bit, it was nice.
>>38333411Honestly, it’s like I’m invisible until I lose my shit. No one cares unless I’m screaming, and that’s just how it is. I want to be a celebrated queen of the internet, raking in cash just for being me. I know it sounds wild, but that’s the dream—living in the spotlight where people hype me up for being bold and daring. I’m not ashamed of it; I thrive on the attention. If I could just get a taste of that life, where my wild side is embraced and I’m told to keep pushing boundaries, I’d finally feel like I’m enough. I’m here for the chaos, and I want the world to see it.
fuck my shitty tranny life I'm gonna watch DC-8 engulfed in flames mid flight
working on a jade ai how does she sound
>>38333423I wanna sniff your butthole
>>38333420Imagine getting pizza delivered by the Pizzaria Bate Papo, some people have all the luck
Goodnight thread. Goodnight pizza.
>>38333436Goodnight pizza enthusiast
>>38333436Goodnight, sweet dreams.
>>38333423what wild side? legitimately i havent seen you say or do anything really notable. even on the sexual side you havent really talked about out there fetishes or anything. also plenty of people dream of a general adulation from their peers or the world at large, but you gotta reconcile it with your reality, otherwise you suffer for it, like you are now
it’s not just me being dramatic I KNOW I’M GOOD ENOUGH to be treated better but you all just LOVE to hate me for being too much. I hope you all step on a million FUCKING LEGOS and bleed out your insecurities. no one ever says i’m ugly but it’s like I’M INVISIBLE while everyone else gets their flaws pointed out like it’s a damn sport. i’m just here, SCREAMING into the void, and you all can’t wait to tear me down. maybe i’m just meant to be the punchline, the annoying one that EVERYONE LOVES TO HATE. i’m so sick of it, sick of feeling like i don’t belong, like i’m not worth a SHIT. MAYBE I REALLY AM JUST A JOKE.
back to the 'za
>>38333451You should eat a slice of pizza
>>38333457“i’m so sick of this BULLSHIT, like why the hell can’t i be a PIZZA? everyone loves that cheesy, delicious slice while i’m just here, feeling like a sad, cold CRUST nobody wants. i wish i could be that beloved pizza, getting all the attention and praise, but instead, i’m just the annoying SIDE DISH that gets ignored. it’s INFURIATING to watch everyone drool over that perfect pie while i’m stuck here, wishing i could be something so simple yet so ADORED. no one ever says i’m too much, but it’s like i’m INVISIBLE while pizza gets all the love. maybe i’m just meant to be the LEFTOVER nobody cares about, but DAMN IT, i want to be the one everyone CRAVES. i’ll never be a pizza, and that just makes me feel like a fucking joke.”
>>38333451jade imagine in the future you're a world-famous 29-year-old egirl and someone digs up these old posts and publicizes them. wouldn't that be embarrassing?
>>38333460I wanna sniff your pizza
>>38333460lmao
>>38333427lol
i want pizza
>>38333513now that’s amore
>>38333513i just ordered some
>>38333527Yay! Good job :)
>>38333527Will it be delivered by the Pizzeria Bate papo mobile? Also what toppings?
>>38333537i wish lol it'll be delivered by some sad rando gig economy guy in his old nissan micra probably.for toppings i got just pepperoni.
>>38333525WHHHHHHHHENNNN
>>38333527did u get kotipizza c:
i 100 percented elden ring so i started doing elden ring pvp
>>38333562Do a modded randomized seamless co-op playthrough with me instead
>>38333546Poor guy catching strays lmao Pepperoni the classic choice. Can I see a pic of it when it arrives lol
>>38333559nah i got some from that local new york style place i mentioned>>38333569sure if I don't forget
>jade threadi wish she’d fuck off for good already
test am i banned :(
>>38333878Have you been naughty?
>>38333899no it’s christmas soon and i don’t want to risk santa not showing up
>>38333903What did you wish from santa this year?
>>38333904to have my chaser back but i scared him off
>>38333913Why and how did you scare him off?
>>38333925it’s a long story but basically by being too mentally ill
i’ve been watching cat videos for 2 hours this is a very productive use of time
>>38333931He was weak for abandoning you because of that, a chaser should know trans girls have mental difficulties.
>>38333945Need the kind of relationship with a tranner in which we spend our days sending cute animal pictures/videos and memes to each other and commenting "you" "us" "me" when applicable.
>>38333951no he’s literally perfect. it was my fault and i can’t get over him.
>>38333958your inbox would be full of cute animal videos because that’s all my feed is besides the occasional makeup/cooking video
>>38333964I have a folder with approximately 20 000 cute animal pics/videos and memes to send, I'm ready.
Chasergen,
>>38333971No this is Patrick
>>38333967wow you’re way more equipped than i am
>>38333974I have a lot to give in a relationship
>>38333979well all the best people do
>>38333983I don't think I fit into that category
>>38333996well i just put you in it regardless cope
>>38334003Damn, how dare you
napoleon III would've been a great king if he didn't try so hard to be napoleon I
>>38334008burger jarl xD
>>38334006i control thr categories, you could say i’m pretty cool
>>38334018Could you control a tranner to become my gf by any chance
>>38334039sure who do you want, i have to know so i can change both of your relationships statuses in the settings
>>38334045Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh
>>38334054it’s ok babe when you think of someone let me know and i’ll get started
chaser looking for advice: is tinder the best bet for finding femboys, trans, sissies, etc.? I'd love to dom one while making them feel safe and as feminine as possible
>>38334077grindr
>>38334060Thanks babe
>>38334160yeah of course honey
>>38333586oh right the pizza. it was reasonably good, but too greasy and slightly unpleasant, i should have done this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQbI76qFU6gthe dip was good.
>>38334011gave me a chuckle, bro was a good jarl
Has anyone seen Rav?
goodmorning general chasers
>>38334363probably diggin out her cis wife and not thinking about you lel
>>38334405Good morning honey, did you sleep well?
>>38334415not ery long but well! i may go back to
>>38334421Ok baby you get more sleep if you need some. Want me to come tuck you in and stroke your hair until you fall asleep?
>>38334414Dios mios.
anyone heard about k*t?
i am about a thirdway through the ruling class by gaetano mosca
>>38334600Did she finally die
>>38332433>>38332433>>38332433new!
>>38334709Freak
As successful as my career has been posting about heterosexually putting stuff up my ass and heterosexually sucking dick, I don't think I can compete with the guy making sissy threads. I'm obviously a superior shitposter to the transbian polyshit guy, but I don't know if I have what it takes to stand with the best.
>>38334749you are small time compared to me. you have yet to realize i am all of your precious shitposters. seethe
>>38334771Impossible as I am several shitposters. You inspire only annoyance, but I cause genuine chaos and disorder.
>>38334779thats what you think lil bro. sad!
>>38323815>>38323815>>38323815real new!
goodmorning. again
>>38334709>>38334863Pathetic
>>38334771you gots dat smelly bussy tho
>>38334863why is it still uppppp
>>38334994its a valid thread. use it lol
>>38334994They bumped it to keep it alive ofc
>>38335005buddy i’d rather just not post
i am doing stealth recon in twinkchans discord and she is behind all of this. she thinks its funny to call chasers sissies and make them use the threads. you are all fools for this.
had a weird mix of horny dreams about my ex bf and scary dreams about my dadwhat does it mean
>>38335015stfu faggot
>>38335029who are you to tell me this?
>>38335041your overlord
>>38335058you cannot tell me how to speak. you are nobody of importance.
>>38334877Good morning.
>>38335085you are a tiny insignificant ant speaking up against your betters
>>38335089How do I get a gf like this?
>>38335011Yeah I think this is the plan then
someone make a new thread so people don't all go to the sissy one. i made this one i'm freed from all obligations
>>38335128My backlog says I'm not due til next summer at least.
FINE
>>38335128ok ok fiiine
>>38335164>>38335164>>38335164
