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Q4C: what would you do if your tranner made you work hard, made you spend hard, and just generally made you want all of her love?
Q4T: when you walk do you walk with passion? when you talk do you talk like you can handle it?

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>>38346627
Isn’t that a song? I’m pretty sure that’s a song
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>>38346645
Buddy I was phoneposting in like 2011 on my ancient HTC proto-smartphone with the shittiest built-in web browser
Phoneposting has been here for more than half the website's lifespan
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>>38346682
You know what I'm talking about then
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as someone who watched linetrap happen in real time the site was always bad
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>>38346674
I have no nostalgia for post-/pol/ but pre-Trump 4chan. /pol/ unironically ruined the site and made a bunch of easily triggered faggots spread across every board, constantly seconds away from derailing every thread they visit. Whenever you say this they come crawling out the woodwork, but it's true. I'm only on /lgbt/ because it's the only board that isn't either dead or full of retard /pol/fag shitposters.
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>>38346701
bad yes, toxic no . ofc people got doxxed and harassed but the negativity wasnt unrelenting and the politics werent completely retarded
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>>38346627
tranner sunbathing on a private beach while getting serenaded by a bachata band I hired and I'm on a lounging chair reading Hemingway's short stories
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>>38346730
the negativity was definitely unrelenting in circa 2006-8
there was no tripfagging however so the stalking was limited to like boxxy garbo
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>>38346719
Did chasers exist on the site back then?
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>>38346627
Im crushing on one of my Internet friends really bad. I like her a lot but don't know/ don't think the vibe is reciprocated, or at least I can't tell and I don't want to fuck up what is a really sweet friendship we have but, I want to hold her and sit next to her and play video games together and make our stupid jokes.
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>>38346752
She better be trans
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>>38346765
Yeah she's a trans girl I started talking to from this board
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>>38346782
Just ask her if she wants to hang out irl
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>>38346749
the term didn't exist but lusting over traps has always been a thing
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>>38346793
We live pretty far apart. I wanna ask her to hang out irl eventually when I can fly out to meet her though. I'm just in a way rn, I'm crushing really hard.
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>>38346801
>lusting over traps has always been a thing
can confirm
t. meisterchaser
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4chan negativity used to be about scaring off normalfags and being edgy ironically but slowly it’s been taken over by morons who really think like that dead seriously.
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>>38346803
how far apart? like hours away or other side of the country away
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>>38346748
I wasnt around quite that early. Or maybe I was. my mind is fucked now. I remember when moot was btfo by a tripfag on soc and pulled namefag option there lol I dont mean there wasnt negativity but it wasnt agenda driven or psychotic. It all felt like shitposting or talking shit. ofc we were all younger then too, seeing things through younger eyes.
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>>38346836
About half the country distance away
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>>38346801
the reason 4chan had the faggot pass was because it was so gay lmao.
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>>38346841
rip lmao
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>>38346850
maybe they’re british and thats only like a 20 minute drive
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wont forget moot
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>>38346828
The edgy was real, lol
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>>38346828
Yes that’s true and also with the rise of tripfags we have gotten stalkers
t. stalked former tripfag (chaser)
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Maybe theyre albanian and thats only a 5 day oxcart journey
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>>38346850
I'm fine with it being an online thing till I can travel to her. Long distance doesn't concern me
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>>38346863
that’s true
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>>38346873
No one stalks you maiq you dumb fuck lmao. It isn't stalking when you immerse yourself here for 16 hours a day, and people reply to you.
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At least in Albania we prefer our women to be fully grown
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>posting at a random anon to stalk a guy you claim isn’t stalked
ah there we go
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>>38346894
I bet there's at least 2-3 passoid boymoders in Albania that I could trader for 5 goats
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>>38346903
You're stalking me by referencing me! Egads! ACK even!
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>>38346872
the edge was real but this website wasn’t actually racist or homophobic the way it is now. the slurs weren’t an earnest belief they were just the most offputting swear words we could use.
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why are the mtf rejects catfighting in my beautiful chaser general
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>>38346894
>women
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>>38346920
cause this is just mtfgv2
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>>38346913
It was pretty obviously a mix of edge and sincerity when I started posting, and that was post-chanology. At some point you have to consider the types of things that happened on /b/ that even normies would know about, like the consequences will never be the same guy, and realize it doesn't really make sense that a site where these things happen could be full of decent people. Even if they weren't racist or homophobic, there were lots of people who were seriously flawed in some other way.
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>>38346923
its so over..
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Broseph come Albania
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>>38346922
lol
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>>38346920
Corporate lawyer guy is amusing that's all.
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>>38346913
disagree people were definitely sincerely racist and homophobic going back to the late 2000s
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>>38346924
it was always a freak show yeah but that was the charm.
and there were exceptions to what i’m saying we had real racists and other kind of loons.
/pol/ getting blown up post gamergate and then the 2016 us election was the biggest change. brought a bunch of weirdo tradcath conservative newfags we didn’t have before who constantly leak out of their containment and act like they’ve always been there.

old 4chan racism was “pools closed due to aids” new 4chan racism is legitimate david duke shit.
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>>38346956
I'm sincerely racist today!
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>>38346938
please get a life or more realistically go back to mtfg
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>>38346938
agree to disagree
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>>38346966
extremely male brained
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>>38346965
There was an attitude to leave it on 4chan or during raids, but you still acted normal in real life. People were relentlessly mocked for bringing it into real life.
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>>38346966
very traditional anon
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heres your chaser bf
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>>38347014
rules 1 and 2 should apply to all of 4chan. even just posting chan memes on other websites is big loser behaviour.
pepe avatars on twitter and shit.
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>>38346801
Yeah 2009 /b/ introduced me to trans women being hot
Also crossdressers (mortal sin of being bi, it's over)
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>>38346968
I have a life maiq, you live here and passgen and mtfg, and that's amusing. STALKED again.
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>>38347040
i unironically think that era of /b/ is what’s responsible for the massive rise in tranny porn on basically every porn site now.
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old enough to remember when pepe the frog just felt good man.
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Has anyone seen Rav?
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When did tranny become such a common insult across the boards on this site? Was old school 4chan like that?
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>you think everyone is that guy
>you talk about him nonstop in mtfg
>you try to get information about him from other posters
>you save everything he posts to scrutinize and analyze
>you sit in multiple gens all day and night to spam about him and jump on anyone you think is him within minutes
>you concoct all kinds of rationalizations for this obsession
>you tell other people they have no life when this is how you spend yours
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>>38347073
i don’t remember when the shift happened but it seems to me people used to just say trap. but it wasn’t meant as an insult.
it’s an old slur though i’m sure it was always being used.
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>>38347034
unironically find the guy charming in a weird way c:
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>>38347073
My sophomore teacher asked a student if he liked Trannies that was in 09 times were different. Everyone said “that’s gay”
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>>38347073
no not at all the word was very uncommon
the term used most often was trap and it was generally used with a certain amount of positivity
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>>38347090
It’s the sword, bitches love swords
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>>38347092
in 06 my teacher called me a shemale lmfao
i was 11
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>>38347086
I think this is that guy
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>>38347086
its been my experience that every message board or chat room has at least one dude like that.
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>>38347099
Lmaooooo. Are you trans?
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>>38347090
yeah he seems to have a pretty good sense of comic timing with his delivery
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So basically, smartphones ruined the internet?
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>>38347113
I'm gonna go with this
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>>38347109
yes. not out then but becoming aware and in my “wouldn’t it be funny if i was a girl for halloween?” “don’t you guys think being a girl would be more fun?” era.
she overheard me and and said “so you want to a shemale” and chuckled.

i think i heard that before i ever heard trans person lol. the 00s were crazy.
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shemale was the main porn term in the 2000s iirc
terms like shemale and tranny were generally only used when you were talking about crossdressing hookers
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>>38347072
She’s busy
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>>38347123
or your 6th grade students
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>>38347087
"Traps aren't gay" was because everyone was calling it gay
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>>38347073
In 2014 it was autist
I know because I was diagnosed with autism right after
I can't remember if incel was before or after that, but tranny probably came in after 2016 as trans issues started coming into the culture war and I think i remember seeing graphs of word prominence having it peak on other boards in 2018 or 19
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>>38347086
That's blobby, not me. I also think you're funny. How you used to belittle people, and tell them you're this Christian straight man who talks to trannies 12 hours a day out of charity, meanwhile you have an encrypted email address that you lure 19 year old disabled trans girls to, and you're not straight at all, and probably some lecherous fake Christian who knows how to put on a facade of respectability while you're doing very un-christian things like preying on the 19 year old as a 40 year old man.
You're in utter denial about this.
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>>38347136
no its because everyone was jerking off to trans women on here
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>>38347067
kids these days dont even know the name of spurdo sparde, let alone the pedobear origins
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>>38347129
yeah that was bizarre
in those days the only times I would hear such terms was from some of the skeevy dudes I worked around while I was working part time jobs as a kid
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>>38347126
Dios mios.
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>>38347121
Oh yeah I remember hearing Transexual first then Ladyboy, Shemale Transgender femboy. Kinda in that order. If a teacher asked that same question now she’d be crucified during lunch
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>>38347145
we were definitely jerking off to linetrap
she awakened something in a lot of people
a lot of us dudes realized they would do just about anything to fuck her
others realized they would do just about anything to be her
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lol remember that list of words more men know than women and one of them was shemale
the reverse list was like household materials and food related
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>>38347143
I’m not him sorry you’ll have to wait in ambush a bit longer
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>>38347168
Wow I guess people were right about teachers all along
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>>38347181
basically. the “traps aren’t gay” arguments was the beginning of a bunch of straight guys realizing they liked trans women.
and yeah posting my legs on /b/ was the final egg breaker lol.
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i’m a crossdressing hooker
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>>38347202
Let’s chat babe.
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>>38347192
the difference is she didn’t identify signs of what i was going through and try to help educate. she snorted and called an 11 year old a fetish porn term lmfao
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>>38347200
I think “traps aren’t gay” is a fairly recent meme tho what year would that be 2019?
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>>38347098
yeh...that and the chain mail...guys look hot on their chain mails c:
>>38347112
he seems like a fun to be around fella and also it would be fun to try to seduce him when hes doin dorky thangs (im also dorky btw) e.e
>>38347113
phonepostin is kewl phonepostin is based
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I just found out that Christian bale got to suck Natalie Portman s toes on a movie.
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>>38347215
sweet baby...
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>>38347189
You are him, and you're a coward who will go ambush people you don't like as well, so don't get mouthy with me gayboy.
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>>38347221
its all anime and computer shit.
men used to build houses
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>>38347209
about what
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>>38347215
Genuine newhomosexuality
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>>38347244
i was probably arguing about traps before they were born
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traps aren’t gay but it’s definitely not straight
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blobby has real picrel energy

>>38347233
Get they ass
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>>38347232
in my time we straight up admitted to being gay for bailey
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I’ve been here on and off for like 6 months and I still have no idea who blobby is
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>>38347277
I assume they're fat and ugly from their name
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ketsu
wo taberu
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>>38347277
i’ve been here for years and i don’t either
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>>38347277
i thought it was part of bullyign stu desu
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>>38347277
tttt psycho stalker often coattailed by other aspd posters who thrive on the negativity we’re talking about ITT
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>>38347277
t b q h w y f p i c r e l
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>>38347277
I’ve been here for a minute and I have no idea who they are
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>>38347299
Ellie is awesome
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>>38347221
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Male_Renunciation
Why did this have to happen?
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>>38347338
i agree, but she has lots of haters
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The only half decent chaser tripfag is Nils. The Dude was okay even though he was annoying with his constant self loathing. The rest seem fucked in the head in one way or another.
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i could fix thedude.
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I hope milfanon still post here
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>>38347349
The Sniffer, Muscleanon, Rick, Wasted Memory, and Kai were insane
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>>38347373
She probably gave up and left
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i’m trying to milfmode
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>>38347381
lmao just rick three times in a row
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>>38347406
i seen his pp
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>>38347381
Pretty sure at least 4 of those were the same guy
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>>38347410
no you haven't he's a catfish
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>>38347418
i made him timestamp it
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>>38347410
t. rick
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>>38347433
nobody believes you
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>>38347442
lmao ok well it was a weird dick looked like a big egg
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I think Rick was just a character made up by a crazy person. At least the pics he used aren’t his. Maybe Frisson knows more since she voice chatted with that individual. I wonder if that person still lurks this gen or if he left.
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>>38347452
that's crazy bro
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>>38347463
Frisson is actually retarded for falling for a catfish
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>>38347479
It’s not her fault though. Catfishing is a very cowardly, pussy thing to do. To be fair, there were plenty of red flags about ’muscleanon’ from the beginning
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>>38347479
>>38347494
the guy acted like a toddler sex pest 24/7
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>>38347513
Yeah
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>>38347349
I dont disagree

>>38347406
absolutely topkek

>>38347463
I thought everyone already knew this.

>>38347479
How far did she really fall tho. Its not like she sent money or made plans for a life with him
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>>38347479
She just loves muscle men too mich
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>>38347349
Nils is fucked in the head too
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why do people sometimes imply that anyone here is actually interested in anything beyond at most erp offsite and more often just fleeting flirting or some company
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>>38347543
Sure but it’s mostly just low IQ and youthful edgyness. He’s a good boy
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>>38347551
Some people are. I dated a woman from here for months. Like outside. Crazy, I know.
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>>38347551
Because plenty of meetups happen through this board
It’s just really hard to comprehend for people who haven’t done it for whatever reason
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>>38346627
I wanna put a baby in mantra :(
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>>38347565
bro shut up already
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>>38347579
I can’t bro. She drives around in a green Ranger in my head all god damn day. I just want her to call me a cornball one last time. It’s the little things I want and it’s the little things I need
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>>38347605
fucking freak this is why they leave
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>>38347565
>>38347605
Anon, from what I heard she left like a year ago and has a bf. It’s unlikely she’s aware that you exist.
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>>38347648
Parasocial fantasies are a crazy thing
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>>38347665
I can never tell if these ”I miss Ava” or ”I miss LB” or whatever posts are bait or if these are weird parasocial obsessions from guys who have never even been in their dms
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I miss Anonymous
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Having parasocial relationships with women from chasergen is very cringe, unless you're fantasizing about my future wife, stu
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>>38347780
WHY DO YOU FREAKS ALWAYS TALK ABOUT ME FUCK OFFF
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I want to put a baby in Mina and Frisson so bad, but I never will. Life is cruel
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>>38347780
This is why anonymous left
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How did maiq the liar manage to work a full time lawyer job while averaging 65 hours a week in mtfg? Hurts my head...harder to track him itt because he can't trip anymore due to perm ban issue and his propensity to sexually harass
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>>38347816
based megasperg lorekeeper
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My neighbor is fucking retarded
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>>38347840
We're neighbors?
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If you see me at the family gathering tomorrow give me the secret /cg/ handshake.
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>>38347873
Is that where I take my gock out and slam it down your chaserthroat?
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>>38347873
A ruthless surprise gut punch followed by a hard kick in the groin?
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>>38347349
I don't post under a trip because I'm not obsessed with parasocial engagement with internet trannies.

I have posted pictures before and get called cute/hot but it leads to nothing. Then I read posts about how the girls here meet their boyfriends on grindr and then complain when they find out their bf's are full on homo or repressing trans
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>>38347920
>>38347921
a hug you faggots.
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>>38347920
Only if you're a hot passoid. I only succ cuties, who I breed before and/or after
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Here's a philosophical topic: since there's no risk of pregnancy, many of the arguments against hooking up with your hot cousin don't hold any water if she's trans
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>>38347972
so you're obviously fucked in the head lol
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>>38348038
Getting head from my husstuss sister at the family function and cleaning up in time to get the ham out of the oven
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>>38348055
It's not wrong if you haven't seen your sister in a while and she's unrecognizable because of her transition. It's like fucking a stranger.
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got soup
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>>38348066
what if I groomed my gay autistic brother into trooning out because I said I wouldn't fuck him if he wasn't a girl
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>>38348073
I got vegetable soup
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>>38348090
Sounds very hearty and nutritious. Good work anon
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>>38348038
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>>38348090
sameeee
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>>38348047
>so you're obviously fucked in the head lol
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im cute and hot and have segs with tranny boys ~uwu~
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hello chasergen my nap is over
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>>38348109
dumb frogposter
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>>38348125
good morning. I love you
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letterboxd gf
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its the apocalypse and all you have is a can of dog food in the cabinet.
do you?
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it's out!!!!!!!
https://belialclover.github.io/Rowe-Patcher/
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>>38348140
huhh
why..
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>>38348125
Post a cute pic so I can imagine cuddling with you
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>>38348141
my tranner got me pirating new movies and shit based on what's on her watchlist, I'm gonna become a movie snob in 2025
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>>38348180
damn i should get back into it and be more like her
i watch movies every day
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Ick.
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its close.
im never ready for it.
even when ive seen it coming.
every year.
sometimes it was easier just to black out.
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Lick.
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>>38348212
Thank You Poppy Very Cool
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>>38348173
uh okay
https://unsee cc/album#sd7HECENAe6L
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>>38348212
hi emo howre you doing
should i call you poppy?
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Albania might just have the coolest looking flag of any country.
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>>38348150
Feed the dog? Might as well I guess. Certainly wont hurt anything
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hi broseph
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Hello mollie ,
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Hi Anonymous
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what's good nigga
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Bonjour.
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I need a sexy bitch with a small dick in my life fr
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tomorrow i’m going to a christmas gathering with a lot of my friends and im freaking out cus idk if i should boymode like usual or attempt to girlmode
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>>38346627
Not a SINGLE regular tranny in here could satisfy a high T man. When is chasergen going to start having big backed big soph style posters instead of low calorie pro-ana freaks?
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Hey how about that bummerchud guy get a load of that guy, absolute maniac. The "giving rottweiler chaser" whatever the fuck that means and even though he's not even a chaser.
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>>38348397
Girlmode
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>>38348238
I missed this.
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>>38348464
I didnt but I want to see it again
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>>38348397
Boymode
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>>38348386
real ass post of the day
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>>38348397
Rolling even for girlmode
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I need a boyfriend, anons why cant i pick up a boyfriend at the grocery store just like eggs and milk?
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>>38348505
You’ll have a boyfriend by the end of your first year of college chill
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I miss Ava.
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I miss Mollie.
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turned in something to work at the last minute and then treated myself to a chocolate espresso martini and some food; unfortunately i looked like this >>38346518
might watch a film at home tn idk yet
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>>38348547
new beautiful bddposter has arrived
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>>38348527
an indian chaser has been posting her pics on pol.
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>>38348527
Ava took the clampill and now I have no interest in her
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>>38348560
>new
also i'm not fucking bdd
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>>38348567
hilarious if true because Ava is a massive racist
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>>38348516
i hope i get one before i turn 21

i hope going to a dorm will make it easier. Its going to be big and therell be a lot of guys. Just hoping they will talk to me
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I salted my stew way too much
I will sinply drink a ton of water to counteract that
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>>38348582
Why'd you salt it so much?
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>>38348581
I hate to break it to you but most guys and especially college guys aren't going to be interested in dating a trans girl
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>>38348582
Did you not salt to taste Anon why are you like this
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>>38348582
add water to stew

savory dishes should usually be 1-2% salt by weight. For soups and stews adding water is an easy way to decrease the percentage

t. perfect salter
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>>38348600
shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup

its not fucking fair!
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>>38348589
I didn't account for already-salted ingredients I was adding in
>>38348601
I tasted after a first salting thinking I was going to need a lot more, please forgive me
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>>38348611
Are you going to remember this mistake and never make it again?
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>>38348615
Probably not
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>>38348547
What'll you watch?
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>>38348611
It’s okay anon learn from this and become wiser. Can I see a pic of it tho I’m fucking hungry
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>>38348620
Disappointing. Enjoy your salt :)
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>>38348581
What if you roomie is fat and he catches feelings would you give him a chance? Honest question
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>>38348636
No one hates fatties more than a former fatty
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>>38348636
my roomie is going to be a girl.

im pretty sure shes an international student from china or taiwan. i only know her name
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>>38348610
college students are basically insecure. The boys will be insecure and immature. You specifically want to look out for guys who would fuck you but who will not date you, ex. who will pump and dump you, lead you on but never show you in public or to their friends
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>>38348624
au hasard balthazar or werkmeister harmonies
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>>38348651
oh no no no no
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>>38348651
Would you date the fatty?
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>>38348610
>>38348600
>not interested in dating June
>those tits
I think not bröther
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>>38348657
Werckmeister seems more interesting
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>>38348577
my queen...
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Just balance the salt out with a ton of poepper
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>>38348691
average chasergen prospective house husband
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I ate it all now I feel weird like the salt is stuck to my tongue
Going on a walk will help
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>>38348730
Drink lots of water
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leftover salad for dinner, i brought this to a Christmas party today and everyone loved it it seems. I made all of it including the croutons and candided wallnuts
(i have some chicken too)

>>38348658
what wrong anon?
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>>38348582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkAHNkBagQs
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>>38348743
Very nice, what dressing?
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>>38348604
>t. perfect salter
been looking for a wife like you
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>>38348730
Bring water.
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>>38348749
>olive oil, about a cup i feel
>reduced cranberry juice. like a 8oz bottle boiled to 1oz
>salt, did it by feel, about 4% salinity i think
>peppercorns
>cinnamon
>thyme
>rosemary

basically a vinaigrette but juice instead of vinegar
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>>38348697
Hey I will learn to cook if the woman brings home real money . I am a picky eater tho so I doubt it would work out
>>
OOMPA LOOmPA BODY A$$ BISH
https://youtu.be/jmw0_o3bTLo
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>>38348743
you're always eating the most roastie coded scran
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>>38348795
>slam worldwide
>beatdown
crossing emo off the list of names I have on a whiteboard titled "cool tranners online"
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>>38348802
what does that even mean???
>>
dont u NEVER listen 2 no joke bands.
nope not one.
never EVER FUCKING listening 2 no funny samples just only bigboy serious metal for SERIOUS bigboys POSERS OUT!
https://youtu.be/Phba5WoESWk
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM FREAKIN OUT FUCK
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>>38348802
>>38348874
wtf anon
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>>38348795
>>38348888
I need you.
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>>38348898
Mmm roast potato
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A baked potato baked by a baked potato
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anon would you say i have a roast beef kitty and why do you think that kind of woman eats salad??
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hi friends how is everyone today?
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a big roast beef sandwhich with mustard sounds good rn
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>>38348948
Hungry
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>>38348889
hey settle down
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>>38348948
feeling bad im eating so much oil in this salad rn

and had a few christmas cookies

feel guilty and fat
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>>38348980
just go for walk and work it off
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>>38348987
its 10pm and below freezing

i dont even know how many calories this is

>3oz of cookie
>small muffin
>small turley wrap
>bunch of salad

atleast i feel full now, somehow.
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>>38348888
this but unironically
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>>38349007
btw the turkey wrap is like one of those little 1 inch slice wraps you get at a grocery store for a party
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Having a roastie with a roastie
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>>38348940
I'm not the kind of misogynist that thinks sex turns vaginas into roast beef. I'm the kind of misogynist that thinks bitches be eating salads
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>>38348795
I wanted slam worldwide to upload a song of ours but the other guys were worried we'd get clowned because we don't slam enough
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>>38349027
salads are tasty though

also you should aspire to be more respectful to women
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>>38349043
I don't have a problem with women but you have to admit that they love eating fruits, nuts and leaves, like bears
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>>38349043
What are your preferred salad greens?
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>>38349007
run in place in your room listening to music
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>>38349089
>Best, spring mix
>romaine
>cabbage
>iceberg
>worst, arugula
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>>38349009
i wud date that guy unironically
>>38349028
>clowned
no such thing as bad publicity.
worst thing they can do is scrool past.
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>>38349127
Arugala is very good when you pair it with something fatty and savory like a steak or something with a cream sauce imo. I used to hate it, but I'm a big fan after eating it in the right contexts
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>>38349087
and theres nothing wrong with that! All my favorites are bear food

>raw salmon
>berries
>leafy greens
>roots
>nuts

this is the only kind of bear ill ever be
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>>38349009
Baldcuckery is hated here.
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>>38346627
my taget demographic is meta-attracted agps rather than hsts but it's surprisingly hard to find them. Most agp's are happy to self id as lesbian
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>>38348980
calories eaten in december don't count because they're christmas calories
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>>38349169
christmas calories dont exist!

i dont want to get fat right before moving into a dorm
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>>38349164
Why is that your target demo?
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>>38349184
right, save that for senior year
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>>38348411
Following up on the above to say I forgot about June
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>>38349202
technical im a junior...

i dont like that. I should really be a sophmore
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>>38349169
Just take a big dump, it’s that ez
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>>38349205
what does you mean you forgot about me? Are you saying you think i can satisfy a high T man or?
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https://riffripoffs138.ytmnd.com/
lol
autism side note: the band devourment has a release entitled 138, a compilation cd of sorts.
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>>38349210
worried you wont get the full experience?
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>>38349210
At least you skipped the freshman 15 and sophomore slump
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https://riffripoffs59.ytmnd.com/
this one is p cool.
both gud songs lol
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>>38349235
yeah..

i jist dont want to miss out on being an underclassman

honestly it seems completely nonsensical to classofy me as third year. I havent been taking any upper level classes and like maybe 2 sophmore level classes. I know nothing about university life. Im a new student and all i have are credits. How is that a junior? and now im barred from doing certain things that are reserved or preferred for underclassmen
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>>38349246
what are either of those?

i was in community college. it sucked so bad it was so boring snd lifeless i constantly felt like i was missing out on everything.
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>>38349226
oh yeah you can
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>>38349254
you'll be alright trust me. I've known others with the same concerns. before starting and the first semester is usually frustrating like that, until you finally have everything settled and paper work done by second semester and know how things go there.
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In the night time only time i feel alive
i been getting high i been waiting round 2 die
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>>38349333
have you ever tried eating peach cup? it can change everything
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Baby, there's a little vacation in the dresser
Take one for depression, and two for your temper
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>>38349318
but technically i only have 3 semesters until i finish senior year

i hate that so so so fucking much why cant i be a sophmore fuck i want to cry i dont want to miss out
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>>38349349
..so much sugar
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>>38349349
peach cup can save me
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>>38349362
A peach cup won't hurt you
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>>38349362
June you're really missing out on being some kind of youngshit gigahusstuss influencer. You should be making millions of dollars teaching the girlies how to eat right and making them all insecure
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>>38349356
take less classes per semester and be there longer. that's what I did. my grades were really good when I only had to focus on two classes.
most people are in a hurry, but I had fun in college, was certainly better then anything else I had going on in life.
>>
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>>38349389
oh absolutely not

>>38349395
i want a typical college experience though

seems impossible. its so unfair
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>>38349408
I CANT DO THIS TODAY
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June how many fratboy loads do you think you could fit in your mouth before swallowing
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>>38349418
College is different for everyone. Enjoy what’s in front of you, don’t compare shit
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>>38349453
i dont want to miss out on stuff

>>38349441
dont remind me that no hot frat guy will ever want me
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I've never had sex
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>>38349480
Well you will, but over time you shouldn’t care
>>
i wish i could lose my virginity
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>>38349480
I didn't ask about that, I just wanna know how many loads you think you could take
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>>38349480
They will but only on the down low
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>>38349492
Grindr
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>>38349492
Work on getting used to stuff up your butt and learning what feels good on your prostate
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>>38349482
I could change that
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when I cum in good bussy I sound like I'm going super saiyan
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>>38349513
i wish i could lose vaginal virginity, i hate being a tranny i dont want gross butt sex
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When I cum in good bussy I say “Aaaa Fuck”
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>>38349540
cry about it bitch the sex i have isn’t “gross”
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>>38349540
If you're trying to keep a college aged man with no pussy and your ass off limits, you'd better suck incredible dick lmao
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>>38349565
>you'd better suck incredible dick lmao
she wouldn’t know
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Having June on all fours, as I put my peenits in her bungus, and she rips the biggest BRAAAAPP that it classifys as a 3.2 earthquake
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>>38349540
Based.
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>>38349565
i mean, ill do it. i just wish i didnt have to. I want to actually enjoy it and not feel like just a gay man. I just want to feel like a normal girl and have a normal boyfriend
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>>38349569
i would know what..?
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>>38349596
hey when do you go to bed
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fortunately for us, this really do be precisely how it is
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>>38349598
why do you want to know?

>>38349605
splendid!! How amazing!!
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>>38349578
June sucking your dick but after 2 minutes she just start complaining about how her jaw hurts and how other girls can suck dick for longer and it's not fair so you have to calm her down and it kills the mood
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Taking June's virginity through her newly healed SRSussy, and right as you shoot ropes into her you call her a faggot.
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>>38349617
Cumming in June in missionary but I drool when I cum in good bussy so I drool on her face by accident
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Fucking June's srsussy and slapping her hard in the face every time she bitches that she doesn't feel anything down there.
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guess i should learn how to bleach shouldnt i

also this anon never told me why they said oh no >>38348658
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>>38349611
Cuddling with June but she complaines that you should be have one arm under her head and the other around her while caressing her tummy in a clockwise rotation because her salad came with extra tomatoes
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>>38349660
Don’t bleach that’s gay, like actually
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Backshots for june
June's big hsts udders swinging during backshots
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tranner getting a smidge plump during the holidays
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>>38349611
>>38349617
>>38349626
>>38349651
>>38349663
>>38349671
my therapist will be made aware of these
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>>38349671
june is one fat ass bitch
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>>38349694
tell her how you started leaking when I said I'd be calling you a faggot mid-orgasm
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anyone down bad tonight?
>>
helo0 chaSergane i got drunk and toldt hat irman nuke technician how i feel abouit him and he feels the same way and he also doesnt carte tghat im trans and that hes seeen me as justr a woman for a while and also he wants to make me pregnany also i got drink
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>>38349707
Stop pretending to type like that.
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>>38349707
no need to larp the typing thanks
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>>38349694
NO PLEASE DONT SNITCH. Here’s a cat for your troubles
>>
Mfs never drunk texted before and it shows
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>>38349707
Noice, you gotta give him the gawk gawk 3000
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>>38349730
I've never tried to text drunk while doing a misogynistic impression of a woman instead of just trying to be understood. Tranners here try hard to type cute, and she overdid it. No point in defending it.
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>>38349513
don't listen to this person. keep your butthole tight and in mint condition for your first real boy friend
no butthole hymen no diamond
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It's funny because they're either faking it because they can solve the captcha or they pay to post
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aw man
i just took out the meat i was defrosting for dinner and it fuckin stinks
it was given to me frozen it was probably already old
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>>38349809
that sucks sorry I know you were looking forward to that
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>>38349820
beware grandparents baring groceries.
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>>38349754
i can do the captcha drunk just takes like six tries lol
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>>38349809
Dang this makes me sad Anon, what’s plan B?
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im always looking forward to meat.
even when its behind me :)
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>>38349826
I hope you have something else to make for dinner
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>>38349835
>>38349840
just a small side salad :)
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>>38349849
you need some protein
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Pee chew is spiraling again. I want to make her spiral harder. I want pee chew crying selfies like marie's.
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>>38349874
so you saw too, huh
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>>38349864
not rancid protein though and that was all i had. i haven’t been buying groceries and am just finishing up what i have because i’m about to go away for christmas.
but this was supposed to cover tonight and tomorrow’s dinner so that sucks.
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>>38349889
where is it?
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"Must be in the passhon thread," he said to himself out loud, correctly surmised
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wut the hell even is 'pee chew'?
chinese word for 'hawk tuah' or someshit?
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>>38349926
smart lad
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>>38349837
Hot. You should post your butt.
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>>38349874
It reminds me of dolphin's old performances
This dumbass knows what she's doing it amuses her
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>>38349903
dang I’m sorry I would be so bummed out if that happened to me rn
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>>38349957
i barely eat anyways it’s disappointing but doesn’t really matter. i can subsist on the salad i made for a couple nights.
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>>38349949
Whats the lore on Dolphin?
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emo looking good in your passhon pic
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I am forgotten
Good
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>>38349971
Hope you don’t get too hungry
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>>38349986
see >>38349408 lol
but not seriously
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>>38349983
jfc I know what you mean now
>>
check em
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>>38349991
c’mon don’t make me worry
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>>38350005
womp womp
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i am sick and dying, i lament for my vessel is infected with a pestilence, i wish the lord would take me
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>>38350005
Close enough
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>>38350005
>>38350008
nta but 50005 is still pretty cool
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>>38349945
no.
but i am getting fat :)
cya in a couple days when my ban is up.
and no i dont ban evade, i do my time like a man tyvm
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>>38350024
damn mamas, that fits you real good
>>
Emo is cute
Some one wife her
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>>38350043
>borat voice
ma waif
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>>38350024
I’ll miss your Art
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>>38350043
I would rather wife Mantra
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>>38350006
aw lol i’ll be fine.
i used to have a lot of issues with eating and i’m still recovering from that physically. my body is used to barely eating but like i’m ok my mentality is better about this stuff.

it’s minus 29 celsius out there right now though and isn’t supposed to get much warmer tomorrow so i’m not walking to any grocery stores. that’s like more dangerous lol.
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>>38350066
okay I will be thinking if you tho
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>>38350019
What's wrong?
>>
goodnight chasergen. i will be sleeping with my laptop in my bed in order to simulate sleeping with you
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>>38350092
Goodnight, sweet dreams.
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>>38350092
that’s a fire hazard but nini
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>>38350100
stop being a virgin
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>>38350092
I'm practically sleeping next to sobe right now
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>>38350092
love you
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>>38350110
brother eugh
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>>38350092
have a good night!
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>>38350102
sorry anon i just can’t use my laptop in bed as it would wake my boyfriend
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>>38350092
gn sobe
gn everyone <3
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sleeping with a dead raccoon that I keep warm with a heated blanket to simulate laying in bed with my husstuss wife June
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Gn Emo
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>>38350141
why does june have the lowest quality simpers
>>
G#min9 C#min7 Emaj9 D#7b9
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june june june I could use some june rn it is so cold
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>>38350174
gaming caming emacs dating
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>>38350174
>#7b9
Hmm, jazzy.
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>>38350174
eh
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>>38350121
sister uogh
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>>38350214
kick flipping the camera
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>>38350092
goodnight. I love you
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>>38350135
goodnight. I love you
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Why do so many men that match with me on dating apps are Polyamorous? I have in my profile that I'm monogamous. Poly is so fucking cringe.
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>>38350302
How old are you? Seems to be common with zoomers. They don’t want to choose between fucking around and dating
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>>38350326
27.
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>>38350332
Don’t settle. There are men who only want one woman. Fuck the poly men.
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>>38350326
yeah its been really annoying on tinder

sorry im not losing my virginity in a hook up
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>>38350353
I mean I lost my virginity at 15, funnily enough with a girl when I was out as gay. But if we don't count that, then I lost it again at 20.
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>>38350362
>But if we don't count that
???
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>>38350353
Good. Don’t settle. Make sure to only do stuff with a bf you trust.
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>>38350379
It lasted like 2 minutes. It wasn't even full sex really. She talked me into trying it, that I could start liking girls with her. It didn't work lol
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>>38350396
It obviously counts. Weird to suggest otherwise.
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>>38350399
Fair enough. All I'm saying is that now as a 27 year old trans woman, I only want to be with a man (cis or trans, but ideally cis), and want to feel his warmth, and possibly start a family.
>>
>>38350174
Which song?
>>
slow time of night around here
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>>38350513
sorry I took my meds, I don't have DID anymore
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>>38350528
No need to apologize I’m really happy for you
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>>38350513
The slower the better.
>>
Any tranners wanna play poe2 together
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>>38350513
Weekends are slow at night
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I love you
Goodnight
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>>38350571
Goodnight, sweet dreams.
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>>38350571
Love you too. Sleep tight.
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>>38350571
Sleep well, I love you too
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i am now sober and um wow i did not expect the confession of my feelings towards him to go as well as it did thank you guys for telling me to get with him and uhhhhh i might be moving to Missouri now sometime soon anyway gnight
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>>38350609
nigga who asked
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She definitely got some mental problem, mania or somethin. Whirlwind lifestyle
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>>38350623
pray for her
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pretending i’m too drunk to spell and then sobering up in an hour
>>
Will I find a husband in 2025?
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>>38350637
where you from
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If i didn’t have severe mental problems i probably have a cute trans gf right not. But instead im alone for Christmas. Feels bad
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>>38350637
you found him in 2024 he is me
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>>38350644
Colorado.
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>>38350650
sorry brother I hope you recover and find someone
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>>38350659
I will not
I will die alone
It is what it is
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>>38350674
This is how I feel as a tranner.
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>>38350656
Which part?
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>>38350696
poor baby
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>>38350699
Denver.
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>>38350709
Same, what do you like to do around here?
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>>38350696
I hope not. I hope you find the person
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>>38350775
Iktf
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>>38350804
I can help
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I wish i was a youngshit so i could be a popular OF girl that eventually switches to twitch streaming :(
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>>38350891
I like your titties Jade
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>>38350891
Why is not being young stopping you? Just be hot
>>
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>>38350993
>>38350993
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