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>>38357953
big ass juicy burger

>>38357953
>Tavern edition
Tfw no sweaty barbarian gf
Tfw no lowkey evil sorcerer gf
Tfw no naive innocent cleric gf who is unaware that girls can kiss girls (until I teach her)

>>38357953
Previous: >>38334132

I made cookies today and exchanged them with a friend. Last year on Christmas I did nothing but feel sad all day, this year I think I'll make something nice for dinner for myself.
>qott
I don't get takeout very often anymore but it's usually either sushi or chinese.

>>38357996
>cookies
You mean biscuits, right?

>>38358005
Stop. It was cookies.

>>38357996
That's nice!
I stuck around after church today and helped put the tree up

>>38357958
>Not this time, babe. I've got you covered.
:) It's always nice when a new thread is made before the old one dies and we have none for half a day or more

>>38357953
I don't get takeout. When I do go out, I usually order the stuff that's not likely to give me heartburn. A place near my home has great antipasti so whenever I'm there, I just order some and sip tea while eating cheese and bacon (feel free to hate me).

>>38358005
>>38358010
That's funny, good healthy laughter from this

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Redpill me on these guys. Do they cut it as christmas gifts?

>>38358320
Looks kinda big for a kid
You'd better buy it for an adult

>>38358320
I don't see why not. I'm a straight up 37 year old child though, so if it's a novelty print I'm all smiles.

>>38358320
If it has one of those hoodie things on it, i feel it would be cool

>>38358110
Ngl anon, i feel that Just Lesbians, irritate everyone whos not. Us pop in and outs are lucky to have anywhere to land in here at all.

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>>38358320
i miss my nan

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>>38360910
Uuuh, just go get them back? If they still love you it shouldn't be an issue for them to get back with you from time to time. Mind you, dont be the reason someone cheats, That's trash behavior

>>38358462
At 37, you are no longer a child.


Posting a pic, just because i like them.

>>38357889
I am a blood enjoyer except in the cade of periods. If the blood is from expected or routine, it's no longer hot

I have an extreme amount of repressed anger so now I am looking up how to tie bondage knots. It's over.

>>38361231
https://youtu.be/z023yp3Ftqw?si=Bi7eGpIVnz26Y_o-

>>38361231
>you are no longer a child
tell that to my footie pajamas and xboxlive subscription

Good morning. Drinking a coffee right now while I look out of my balcony. I live next to a nature preserve and it's covered in snow today and looks quite lovely.

>>38361982
I'm doing breakfast for everyone, eggs and pan fried potatoes, biscuits and sausage gravy.
>think thick salty butter scones
>but instead of jams or cucumbers and cheese
>savory pepper gravy base with sausage tallow and meaty bits
Almost ready, just waiting for the potatoes to be done before I pop in the biscuits

I'm going to go rescue some frozen pizzas later today. See what's on sale at Publix, throw on some olive oil and fresh veggies, good pepperonis and extra cheese. Or I could make one from scratch, they sell the dough ready to roll in the bakery, so idk I'll figure it out.

I don't condemn Luigi any more than I do whatshisname, Killdozer. I certainly don't approve, but if you're gonna crash out do it on someone who deserves it. I say start with the offenders register first, then work your way to the white collar crimes.
>I am NOT advocating for teams of three to door knock childpreds from public lists
>THAT would be illegal

Don't go Postal irl, okay? It's usually not worth it.

>germany gets another truck of peace event
>the german public responds by cancelling christmas celebrations and screaming at the "nazis" that don't want "diversity"
It's really hard to care about the average western normie. I have no respect for the spineless, stupid, over-socialized weaklings that seem to struggle with grasping even basic things about the world around them and simple cause-and-effect relationships. Poor, innocent kids have to die because of this.

>>38362525
And here I thought all lesbians were subhuman cringe

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>>38361234
Saved image from /a/ yesterday, it's kinda relevant.

It's been two months since my cats passed away and last night I had a dream about them. In the dream I was picking them up from a pet hotel after being on a long vacation. I put them in my car and drove home with them and they were happy to be back. Then I woke up and remembered that they'll never come home again and I got sad.

>>38362999
Aww I'm sorry anon :(
I hope they had nice happy lives

>>38362594
women are the niggers of the world so make of that what you will

>>38362448
>instigating potential femcel shooters on /clg/
Nothing ever happens, anon

>>38363477
They're slaves to the slaves?

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>>38361967
>tell that to my footie pajamas and xboxlive subscription
heh, Love this clap back.
>The cuteness runs deep.

>>38361927
>Rolls eyes*
Desperate person trying to push a nothing burger narrative.
Dood, LESBIAN thread. Go circle jerk elsewhere.
Go talk to other men, they love your retarded imposing shit.

>>38363578
Weird. Most of my girlfriends were really chill and nice people.

>>38363578
Uhh, then dont date women??
What makes you think that lesbians care about you NOT being interested in them? Last i checked Lesbians DONT like men like that.

>>38363578
Part and parcel of dating within the pits of mental illness - YES there is an LGBT overlap, obviously. By 29 you should have figured that out

>>38363595
This, I like women. Its hard for me to see them as other than great. :|

>>38363578
>dating white women
She should have become a noticer earlier.

>>38363578
>emigrated thousands of miles to be with someone that was already cucking her
That's horrible.

>>38363607
Ik like honestly just be asexual or force yourself to be bisexual or just pump and dump all the BPDemons.. IDFK.. Just be stable in your OWN identity, this is just pathetic

>>38363677
I dont know about the writer of that post, but my lesbian ass cant bring myself to stop loving women. I Like Dem To Much. Nor would i ever feel the need to try to downplay their significance and chunks of their lives. It reads like someone who doesn't know what goes threw a woman's mind.
Like, You know girls be having kids right?
Life is hard, and its harder when every dood you come by FEELS like you are responsible for the fucked upidness in THEIR lives. Nah, i love women to much. Stuff like that never tends to come out of my mouth. Not my style. I love women to much. And am well aware of my sucker label with them, it dont bother me one bit. Sex as a lesbian is life.

>>38363717
Facts. If lesbianism really is a gender then not all you bitches have what it takes to pull it off!!!

>>38363791
Stop trying to inject gender trash into reality, it just weakens the laws EVERYWHERE in the ability to protect actual women.

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Happy Christmas! I hope you're well!

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Merry Christmas even!

>>38363590
I thought you would get a giggle out of it. The mime bit had me dead

>>38363534
I'm just saying they're not hitting the priority targets is all. Justice vs Vengeance type shit, you know?
If we lived in a perfect world, we'd be wishing on the dragon balls

>>38365455
*dragon ovaries

>>38365020
>>38364518
Merry Christmas clg<3

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>>38361982
That’s really nice, I sadly don’t get a lot of snow here in the southern states, but I would love to visit other states that have lovely nature views. Especially with snow and some coffee sounds so calming

As of lately I’ve been trying to get my diet together due to my eating disorder and I see a lot more improvements. Getting some vitamin d from the heavy sun out here too, just trying to get a better relationship with food. I’m not as underweight as before I feel myself improving.

>>38361234
Interesting. What do you like about blood? Is it a sadism thing? (i.e., do you like cutting/causing the blood?)

wish I had a gf to cook dinner for and watch one piece with tbqh

bump

Bedtime, I love you guys.
Merry Christmas

>>38366554
>What do you like about blood?
I've never really considered why. Maybe because it's vital to life? Maybe it's that, because of its necessity, blood outside the body (for non-period reasons) is treated with urgency? Blood has a sense of permanence to it. It stains materials it comes into contact with. It can pass disease from one animal to another. If you run out of blood, you cease to exist. In some contexts, blood is evidence of hard effort or a testament to surviving despite going through something terrible. For me, maybe there's some level of triumph involved in bleeding but being otherwise fine?
>Is it a sadism thing?
The opposite. Against my will I was born as and remain a masochist. I'd be rid of that trait if such a thing were possible. I am thankful I'm not into gore.

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>>38369331
https://youtu.be/6B6sohhZieg?si=ELS6aI-2cVuiOLV3

Is it odd to swallow often while eating my gf out? I feel self conscious about getting drool everywhere.

>>38370305
Don't ask me i enjoy making as big a mess as possible

My blood type is B-

Nothing merry about this time of year, it makes no difference to me.

>>38371823
it makes me feel like shit because i have no one to celebrate with

>>38372112
On the flip side - the people closest to me hurt me the most

about to finish making a fancy dessert that I was supposed to take to my sister's house tomorrow and she's just cancelled on me

>>38373007
She cancelled Christmas?

>>38373076
she cancelled her plans to invite me over for dinner

>>38373088
Why? do you have anyone else to spend the day with?

Family dinner: done. I'm so full I can barely walk. Going to fuck around until I feel less like a pufferfish and more like a person and then go wash the dishes.
Merry Christmas!

>>38373088
Why did she ditch you on christmas?

>>38373141
>>38373247
I think she's dealing with marital issues so probably something to do with that. So I guess I'll be spending the day with myself.

>>38373260
I'm sorry anon that's really sad :(

my cat rolls around in my laundry and then demands to be pet, and she static shocks me. i have to touch a doorknob to ground myself first, why are they such fucking dicks?

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>>38373950
she doesn't know any better

>>38373973
it also shocks her doesn't it? unless her fur insulates or some shit.

>>38374026
Cats are minor electricity elementals

>>38371823
>>38372112
>>38372207
>>38373260
I wish I could hug all you lonely anons... :(

>>38373007
>about to finish making a fancy dessert that I was supposed to take to my sister's house tomorrow and she's just cancelled on me
more for you to enjoy

I'm also home alone on Christmas, but I honestly don't mind it anymore. Just glad I got a couple of days off and can read and play vidya in peace.

>>38374731
I hope you enjoy your days off anon

https://youtu.be/y4Dou-tt3EA?si=0TqG3HyF9SbM7KTS

Another Christmas lunch to sit through while in the closet.
I hope AI gfs will become a reality in my life.

Merry Christmas /clg/!

>>38377111
>ai
I heard one reached 157 iq on some test. Is it all over for us fleshbags?

>>38376686
I would grab you and make out with you.

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What did you get for christmas? For me, it was a gift card and some gloves. I don't have many to celebrate with, and it was much better than not getting anything.

>>38376686
i hate the nail tapping sounds, i turned this off right after i heard that

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Merry Christmas Cissexual Lesbian General <3
I got what i wanted so, i'm pretty happy this year.
What did you guys get this year.
https://youtu.be/aAkMkVFwAoo

bump

>>38382361
*kisses you*

>>38383558
*unbuttons your pants*

>>38383565
uhhh we getting pretty serious huh anon?

>>38383570
*pulls your shirt up*
Just let me love you

>>38383574
>Just let me love you
uHHhhhhhhhhhh
I'm a virgin

>>38383594
Not for long.

>>38383617
>Not for long.
butbutbut

>>38383623
Ok fine, we can take it slow if you want. I'll still kiss you though.

>>38383628
I'll bring the mistletoe

my cat likes to (gently) nibble on fingers. i tried getting him various sausage/bacon cylinder/etc treats, no, he only wants to nibble fingers.

Bump

good morning. Up early the day after christmas to drive to the airport

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>>38386568
Hey, good morning. Where are you traveling too if you don’t mind me asking? I’ve been up all night and I’m fucking bored sadly

>>38385275
that’s kind of adorable desu

Why is the LGBT "community" so cringe? I don't want to associate with crazies just because I like women.
>inb4 it's an online thing
The internet is real life.

>>38387808
Homosexuality and transgenderism are mental illnesses

>>38387924
This is why I'm #forevercloseted.

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>womyn

I need a gf who will let me wrestle her into submission (or vice versa if she happens to have a better technique than me) and bite her sometimes without drawing blood. I just crave violence (consensual) idk why. How do I look for this without scaring the normie lesbians i meet on apps?

>>38388628
have you tried finding a non-normie

>>38388441
I only have one female friend who I knew since high school but female friends are kind of my only option since the male friends I make are usually just interested in me romantically so a waste of time. Gay boys also aren’t good friend options for me since they often have that weird annoying feminine personality that is the exact same as the girls I struggle to befriend kek. Autistic dykes are just born to struggle I guess

>>38388640
Where? The only places I know to meet women irl is lesbian bars and meeting up with girls from HER. I feel like it’s easier to find straight girls that are into this kind of thing

Feeling sad today. The good mood was nice while it lasted.

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>>38388664
Im not autistic. And maybe if you stopped thinking everyone is "annoying" It would be easier. Just like everyone around you has quarks you dont like, YOU have quarks everyone doesn't like. Learning how to get along with different personalities is called socializing.

>>38388679
Imagen me, im not allowed on HER. When it came out, they would do background checks. I've Never in my life been on the platform. All i hear about it now is that its filled with trans people that harass the actual girls in there.


>>38388628
kek, if you want to bring all the girls to the yard, you have to be feminine. Everyone can pretend all kinds of shit all over the place, but if you arent girly, you have to outright be smarter than everyone AND keep it to yourself. (people for some reason are insulted by cleverness)
Your love for YOURSELF has to stand strong in public. It has to be big enough for your logic to show beyond it. Like you will love WHO YOU ACTUALLY ARE. You will grasp there will always be somebody better and somebody worse, someone smarter and someone dumber, NEVER get stuck in a room where YOU are the smartest one!
Understand the Inalienable truths about yourself and others. Walk the world knowing that you are not the best or the worst. Learn the laws of the land around you, study those who are put in charge of them but its painfully obvious they dont know what they are. BECOME who you know you would like to be around. Idk.
Just some sauce for those out there board for whatever reason. Spaghetti but not really, but yeah.

>>38389205
>quark
S have you been studying physics or just feeling hungry?

>>38389270
Hungry

>>38389342
good pasta

>>38389270
p.s. years later i Still hate arguing Quantum Physics. Last argument i got into STILL hasn't settled in my head.
"we see and feel gravity all around us, but it doesn't exist" D:

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>>38389473
time to migrate boards methinks

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Fun times on christmas day when I told all the boys, Yeah i want her, i dont give a fuck. What is it you want dear, Let's make it happen shall we?
Because song popped up. All that goes threw my mind is, where do i sign dear.

https://youtu.be/EDapkL4uqeU

>>38389547
Nah, everytime i have to do it, it cracks my gears, then i have to do all the maths, and since ive moved i dont have a giant whiteboard kicking around to write down all the maths to try to make it all make sense.

need pussy RIGHT NOW

>>38388747
What’s wrong?

>>38389473
>we see and feel gravity all around us, but it doesn't exist
This is the type of shit that makes me go crazy mentally, I could never do anything with science or physics, fuck that shit. You’re a strong soldier S

I'm not a big drinker and don't really like bars and I don't have good luck with dating apps. Where should I go irl to search for a gf?

>>38387808
I know that feel.
Our country's LGBT org is actually a CIA outpost.

>>38388664
>since they often have that weird annoying feminine personality that is the exact same as the girls
Not exact. More like an exaggeration. A parody. I have difficulties taking them seriously. Always waiting for the punchline of an extremely sexist joke, but it never drops.

>>38389473
Mass bends space.
And space tells the mass where to go.
We are out of it, since we are bound to Earth.
But then again, Newton was never content with his formula, because to him gravity was a pushing, not a pulling force.

>>38390522
I don't know why, but in my country a lot of paramedics are lesbians.

>>38390693
I believe it!

>>38390754
NGL, i could go into depth about this, But i really am just trying to lightly goof off. Not trying to crack my brain right now.

>>38390767
I did the EMT thing for a bit, then things happened, and i realized i cant work in that profession any more, had to find some other thing to do with my life.

>>38392215
Trannies get up to the weirdest hijinks

Anyone know any tips for coping with feel bitter over being in the closet?
Sometimes I get triggered by seeing straight couples getting engaged or married because that’s something I want for myself even though I am not attracted to men.

Welp, i tried something out of my element. Lets not do that again, yes?
To each their own and all that.

>>38392931
Why cant you just be happy for them? Doesn't it make you happy to see others be able to achieve it?

>>38393789
>Why cant you just be happy for them?
I can be happy for someone on a logical level.
>see others be able to achieve it
It’s a reminder of something I want but can’t have.

>>38392931
Come out if he closet and get a gf so you don’t have to be jealous anymore. Just think if you start talking to some girls now you can have one to do fun and romantic stuff with by late January/early February. Nobody except homos living in Muslim shitholes actually gets that much shit for coming out these days anyways. As long as you work to support yourself and don’t live with homophobic parents idk why you wouldn’t come out

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>>38394803
The pendulum's swinging to the right in the West, anon.

>>38394810
It sucks but hiding in the closet your whole life waiting in fear of the day they make eating pussy illegal is just retarded paranoia and doesn’t help at all kek. It’s like getting a preemptive hysterectomy cause you’re afraid of getting raped and impregnated instead of just getting a gun or something and choosing to not be alone with any males

>>38395519
>Responding to a trolling male
...

>>38395536
Sorry I didn’t realize he was a troll :^/
My point still stands that being in the closet as an adult is cringe though

>>38395536
Pay attention to the real world is "trolling" apparently. My mistake, the world's all fine and dandy for lgbt, go wherever you want with your girlfriend or wife, kiss in public or hold hands if you want to, absolutely no harm will come to you! Tell all your coworkers about your girlfriend or wife as well, I'm sure you won't face any obstacles in your career growth because of your sexuality!

>>38395640
>My point still stands that being in the closet as an adult is cringe though
I guess but it might have not been relevant to the reasons anon is still in the closet.

>>38395969
I know it's not you, It's one of the two iphone men from /pol/

being a femme lesbian doesn't make sense to me, like I understand being feminine but if someone is being a plastic bimbo they're a bishit at best

>>38392600
They're not trannies.

>>38396526
>being a plastic bimbo
This doesn't make sense to me but neither does being a very masculine butch. So many lesbians I know genuinely look manly and I don't get it.

>>38392931
Me and my gf went to her family's Christmas dinner.
They are very homophobic, but the amount of shit you can get away with "just us gals being pals" is ridiculous. Farcical even.
I was really tempted to kiss her on the mouth to see how far I can push it, but then her cousin (female, also a homophobe) beat me to it. Of course she didn't mean it "that way", but she wanted in on our "sisterhood". Of course we had the obligatory "you are hitting 30, you should find a good husband" talk by her mum, but you know, personally I never assumed she was an interesting personality. It's either husband talk or recent issues of the yellow press rags she follows religiously. Which is also why my gf's first name is actually Diana, but don't you dare calling her that.

Hide in front of the people you are obliged to hide due to financial dependencies, but otherwise get yourself a gf. All you need to do is avoiding the word girlfriend and lesbian in front of certain people, that's it.

>>38394810
>>38395676
The main sugar daddy of the right is Peter Thiel. A gay man. Granted ever since being a gay man doesn't automatically exclude you from exclusive clubs anymore, they couldn't give less of a fuck about lesbians. But they also don't care about women in general. So doing policies against lesbians, but not gays and without accidentally offending het women will be interesting. I wanna see how they want to pull this off.
Also they are currently in a civil war right now. Turn out America First and DOGE is all about firing Americans and replacing them with Indians. They do this, they don't have the capacity to focus on us.

>>38396526
I dream of a time, where we overcome this retarded butch/femme atavism.

>>38392600
You need a sense of fun and humour to get into hijinks.
Something trannies lack.

>>38397459
Didn't you guys import 20 million south americans and use them for votes and replacing white workers? Seems like the pot is calling the kettle black.

>>38398028
>you guys
Who? Lesbians?
If I was in charge, all immigrants would be female.

>>38394810
>viet women have taken the megalia pill and begun drugging taiwanese men, cutting off their dicks with scissors and disposing with the body part, to prevent reattachment
Honestly, I don't think lesbians should get to adopt boys. There's far too much misandry in the community.

>>38398061
No, dems. Biden, kamala and the party did it, and their voters (you) cheered for it on the sidelines.

>>38398200
Not everyone here is from the US, dipshit.
So stick your (you) up your ass.

made pumpkin chocolate chip cookies

>>38396237
I did, I hope yours was nice too.

>>38396526
>but if someone is being a plastic bimbo they're a bishit at best
How would that make them a bishit?

i realize this is going to sound retarded, but do you do cardio to not be so shit with a strap? after a certain point, i'm done, and if she wants more, she can ride or whatever. i'm asian fat but not like obese.

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>>38357974

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need chinese tea server gf

>>38396867
I agree
>>38397478
oh shut up we're just talking
>>38399892
because men like that hyper bimbo bs, women may like her but they'll be turned off the more she bimbofies herself lmao

>>38402598
>because men like that hyper bimbo bs
Who cares what men like? it is irrelevant to lesbians.

It's completely retarded to think that if you look a certain way that some men find attractive that it makes you a bihet even though you are homosexual.

>>38402956
if you make yourself into a bimbo you clearly care. bimbos are liked by men not lesbians. what you signify matters. you put the wrong signs out there

lmao someone deleted their bump

>>38403461
>if you make yourself into a bimbo you clearly care.
No, I literally don't think about men at all when it comes to how I look.
>bimbos are liked by men not lesbians.
I don't think the bimbo look is very popular among men and there are multiple /clg/ posters who do like it.
Different people find different things attractive, you don't speak for all lesbians anon.
>what you signify matters. you put the wrong signs out there
Wanting to ""look gay"" is something I've never understood, I don't find stereotypical lesbian fashion attractive, I want to look attractive and if men happen to also like very feminine women then I'm not going to go out of my way to look ugly just to not attract them.
Wanting to look nice doesn't make me bisexual or heterosexual.

>>38403483
>lmao someone deleted their bump
That was me, I'm going to bed now and we were on page 5 and are really slow right now so I bumped the thread.
I always delete my bump posts after making them so the thread isn't filled with them.

>>38400797
I do about 45 minutes a day on the treadmill before work, or the gazelle if I'm feeling spicy. I got one of those fold away bowflex too, but it's been that I eat junk and drink carbonated sugar water. Added endurance is just a happy byproduct.
Stopping smoking has helped too, I'm not winded by a single flight of stairs anymore

>>38403510
>I'm going to bed now
ok we'll debate later kek

>>38404658
>detective bimbo
nope, she is not the detective. She's the murderer

>>38404985
I am the detective but I won't disclose more details because this is gonna be a great novel and I don't want the idea stolen lmao

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>>38405012
Sure will

>>38405022
this woman arouses my basic instincts

>>38405022
>>38405215
Her face is too masculine

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>>38405022
>boomers thought this was attractive

Just came back from date with my sweetheart.
We went to a restaurant. 170 Euros! For two people! Fucking hell!!! I remember spending a quarter of that when I was in my 20ies.
Good thing I am not looking for someone rn. I couldn't afford such weekly expenses in the long run.

>>38406531
>170 euros
lmao that's literally over a week's stay in a Balkan apartment

A french girl told me that they use quebec canadian spoken french as a shorthand for "retarded" in french movies. I'm too retarded to tell if she was insulting me or not.

my gfs cat crawled into my travel bag, and i accidently brought him home. i started cooking dinner and turned around and he's sitting on my table. what the fuck. he's been returned but she didn't notice either lmao.

>>38404658
>>38404976
>>38404985
>>38405000
https://youtu.be/KEXdWfsKZ1k?si=8AQZe1_8516RoheG

>>38407304
I'm British but I've heard that that Quebecois sound retarded to the French
Idk about the movie thing that might be a joke based off the stereotype

>>38406370
Korean women are so ugly

Looking for: single woman in PNW, preferably not obese. Likes animals, children, and travelling.
No: trannies, biscum

I'm nearing my 30s. Need a wife.

WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO. I NEED HELP .OVER THE YEARS I HAVE GONE PALE FOR NO REASON. HOWEVER DUE TO EXCESSIVE MASTURBATION MY PUSSY HAS GONE DARK VERY DARK. MY SKIN IS #FFE6B7 BUT THE FLAPS ARE #0b0101
WHY DO I HAVE A BLACK WOMANS VAGINA WHAT WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO I DONT WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE I GOT A VAGINA TRANSPLANT.
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME TO REDUCE MY MASTURBATING SESSIONS ITS THE ONLY THING I HAVE THAT GIVES ME ANY SEMBLANCE OF JOY IN LIFE. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT

>>38410117
Stop Masturbete

>>38380129
i gave my roommates a card and chocolates each. I also gave my online friends digital gifts (in-game items and steam codes) only one person gave me a gift back (an in-game item).

>>38410168
Sounds like you have a shitpussy

>>38406531
With those prices, why not just get mcdonalds food for 25 bucks instead? Would probably not taste worse, and you'd get to weed out the down to earth girls that are gf material.

>>38410249
>the proleslop I ate today was exceptionally tasty

>>38403687
There is nothing to debate anon.

>>38410335
>spends 170 bucks on one meal for two
Actual plebian behavior.

>>38410335
lmao cope

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>>38410335
>proleslop

>>38412517
I don't blame the proles for this, I blame the managerial class for deliberately decreasing food quality and quantity. Have you seen the prices at McD? I remember them having 1€ items, now it's tripled 2.95€.
But then again, vegetables are now more expensive than meat. I remember it used to be the other way round.

>>38413120
>>38413635
My problem with fast food is its blandness. People at those joints don't cook for excellence. They cook to make everything to taste the same, like the brand.

she probably paid all this money for some weak azz sushi

>>38413845
try Indian food. It's pricey but no way it costs 170 euro

>she doesn't know to cook at home so you can get straight to fuckin

>>38414366
>fucking after a heavy meal
Are you sure anon?

>>38408940
I fit this but I'm not in the PNW and don't want children. Come to the northeast and be my wife.

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>>38414961
lol did you finally get it anon?

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So I noticed that the individual I call samefagging falseflagging troll (who has promised to not troll /clg/ anymore) made a few posts here yesterday and then got banned like 12 hours later (obviously not for trolling us as the moderator doesn't enforce that rule in /clg/)
I was curious why because we know the moderator almost never bans her so I went and did an archive search for deleted posts and found that she made a few posts like this in the other lesgen and seems to have gotten banned for it which is really funny considering posts like this can't even really be considered trolling there but definitely are here but she can make these exact posts 900 times here before getting a single ban.

>>38415424
That is the most autistic shit I have ever seen.

I want to kiss you so badly.

>>38414980
We don't have to have children but I dont mesh well with people who hate them. I'm thinking of moving down to Florida.

>>38416357
Oh ok, I don't dislike children I just don't want any of my own. Florida is kind of nasty, is there any other place you'd want to move to?

>>38416215
I was just [COMPLAINING ABOUT MODERATION]
Is it really that autistic?

>>38416773
Colorado, Maine, Vermont, Minnesota, Idaho, Montana.

>>38415424
I hope you get caught, and then i hope everything you do in your catfishing in destroying everyone's life, comes back to you. I wish you all the evil you think everyone deserves because people disagree with you.

>>38421542
I think you have me confused with someone else S.

I think she was referring to the troll but through quoting you? idk, she'll usually double post. We'll ask her in a few hours when she wakes up

>>38419593
I've always wanted to move to Vermont.

not a jew but I'm making potato latkes right now

>>38424969
Apple sauce to go with?

>>38425090
Don't have any. I have sour cream and lox.

the plot chickens.

Lesbians should all get hens. They make delicious eggs, they don't scream at you and get zoomies at 3am, and if you get chicks/human handled they're pretty cuddly. Sometimes one will decide she wants to be alpha hen and jump kick other hens/you like Jackie-Chan, but that's really it. And she's like 5lbs, she's not doing shit, nobody ever got mauled to death by a chicken.

going to hang myself on June 21 2025, you heard it hear first. It's on my calendar so now I have to do it.

>>38427210
Why would you do that anon?

>>38427221
Sorry for posting upsetting things. I just give up.

>>38427277
Why do you want to kill yourself?

Bump

No special plans for tomorrow. We're just hanging out at home. We got tons of baby stuff. Two way camera thing for the baby's bed. A baby's bed. Specific brushes to clean bottles and dishwasher safe glass bottles for the baby, no plastics. I got some new PJs and slippers. Gift cards and candy.

Bedtime soon, sorry I forgot to check in

was reading about airplane crashes, and this guy lost power to both engines, glided over 100 miles over the ocean, realized he was coming down too fast without power to brake, spun the plane in 360 degree circles to bleed speed before setting down, and saved over 300 people. i legit wish i had that man's problem solving skills under pressure.

>>38429251
Are you gonna buy pink stuff for your daughter or a gender neutral colour?

>>38429842
There was a really horrifying jp one where the tail blew out, total control loss. 4 out 500 survived, and they left them overnight bc the rescue chopper claimed no survivors. Maintenance manager and head engineer both killed themselves, in true Japanese fashion, since it was a faulty repair they had signed off on.
The SK one is batshit, I was hoping maybe they never realized, but apparently they were sending text messages. Fucking horrifying too.

>>38423487
What do you do for work

is it true that clg are just larpers. coming from an actual biofem here. just admit it guys

>>38429251
Is it weird knowing how much your life is going to change real soon?

>>38431447
5 out of our 10 (now seemingly less than 10) posters are confirmed female women.

i want to spew my autism too. a380 is a cool plane. the "engine turbine wheel" shattered into three pieces, each shredding through the plane at hundreds of mph before falling. a380 went ok, cool, whatever, i'm redundant as fuck, please take 2 hours to troubleshoot and land me safely with no injuries. they had a tailcam, and all the passengers stared in disbelief at the holes, leaking fluid, and wires, while a380 continued not giving a fuck. it also gave no fucks about landing overweight, going 40mph over landing speed, and politely refused to catch on fire despite shredding the tires on the pavement. why yes, my sperg ass is single, thanks for asking.

>tfw no plane autist gf

my armpits smell. a lot.

>>38429920
Yes and no? Most of the default girl shit is pink, but you can usually order specific colors for not much of a mark up, especially in bulk.
>>38433546
I'm worried about screwing up is all. What if I turn into a shrill nag like my own mother? What if I neglect her? She could fucking die if the room is slightly chilled for an extended period. Or when I take my coma naps?

I just need to breathe, not let anxiety get the best of me

>>38433546
>>38435015
My game time too, but that's less and less important. I don't even really watch television. There's some shows my wife puts on, but they're usually older sitcoms or crime show, if it's not a historical drama then it's not bedtime yet and she's still doing her reading.
I'm excited but dreading it too? Next few years nothing but screaming and shitty diapers, but once the baby starts to words good I'll have a new Player 2 and I can handmedown my old autistic swag

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>>38433989
Im sick sick.
Is it okay to smell bad if you've been really sick for a wile? Even now im cracking my head wondering if i should go to my NYE thing if i know i might get people i love sick, Like bad sick, the kind of sick that makes you cough up chunks of bacteria mixed in with lung matter and crustiness. (see picture) If i survive this, i know im going to have to decontaminate my apartment, so i know what ever i do in here is going to be contaminated and im going to clean it all over again just because i touched it in my current state of being.

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>>38415424
You hate to see it.

>>38431442
I work in healthcare, so I could probably find a job in Vermont pretty easily. What about you?

>>38435682
I do too but I'm changing to engineering so I'm just working my ass off trying to afford school. I've never been to Vermont, but a friend said she liked it so I added it to the list.

>>38436607
I've thought of leaving but I don't really want to go back to school. My plan for now is to save and invest as much as I can until I can do a soft early retirement and coast with a more leisurely job. Vermont is beautiful. I did a road trip through New England a few years ago and I promised myself that someday I'll move to either Vermont, New Hampshire, or Maine.

Happy new year /clg/!

>>38435288
If you’re having trouble at all breathing please see a doctor, just to make sure it isn’t pneumonia.

>>38437248
Happy new year! I'll be going to bed early today so I wake up starting 2025 well rested and ready to go

>>38433841
i'm single and have a pussy i wash daily on top of plane sperg. top 1% of 4chan imo.

I got my kisses, happy new years kiddos

>>38435288
You don't smoke right? Looks like sinus infection type muck.
>Lung Butter
Humidifier and a few cups of Theraflu with a shot of rum

I used to fly as a kid pre 9/11, and the pilots would let you fuck around in the (landed) cockpit and give you the little fake wing pins like they had. I don't think that's a thing anymore, shame.

>>38440230
cant do shit anymore. thanks obama

They had a plane sperg fly a plane. He got so hung up on routine, that when his plane ignited, he landed it, and then refused to deviate from standard procedure to emergency. Everyone suffocated or burned to death bc emergency services couldn't approach with the engines running, and people couldn't get off since he was trying to taxi a burning plane into the airport gate terminal. I think about that every time people argue banning autists is mean.

>>38440230
I remember as a child that it was a normal thing the airlines would offer children before takeoff.
>"would you like to meet the pilots?"
all the kiddos on the plane would be escorted to the cockpit and given a quick n dirty rundown of what flashing button did what. Try on the headphones and return to your seat with your choice of soda to sip on. It was a thing to help kids stay calm when the engines kicked on and the plane started moving. I had a set of wings when I was a kid, SouthWest. I never hear anything bad from them besides lost luggage. It's all American Airlines and Jet Blue who's dicks these days. I haven't flown since before Obama took office though. Busses are much safer and they let you play your Gameboy

>>38440945
Southwest is a competently run budget airline. They'll fuck around with your comfort, but they're not fucking around with lost revenue if their planes drop out of the sky. Most people who fly Southwest are also fine with beating terrorists to death and telling the FAA investigator they didn't see shit.

Does someone have the last year post of Anon trying to smooch at NYE, getting rejected, and losing their entire friends group for bring a creep?

I don't remember who we used to get to SK and back, I took a pill and slept both times and I was Not in charge for planning.

>>38441343
Are you a White woman married to a Korean woman?

McBurger, have you considered/did you study Korean to speak to your kid too?

>>38441742
I can't really say the words right when I try to, but I can legibly read, write, and eavesdrop. I cheated, I no-lifed New Vegas and Fallout 4 with localisation mods that changed all in-game text and subtitles, for like three years on top of my studying. Wife knows, grandma knows, nobody else knows I can understand them.

just got home from work

>>38441796
I think in-law Dad knows, but we don't spend time together outside of family meets.

>>38441742
>>38441796
>>38441898
But yes, I'm in conspiracies with grandma to teach the baby all the swear words we can

>>38441796
>>38441898
>>38441982
Damn, impressive. I didn't realise you were such a nerd McBurger. I've been trying to learn Vietnamese for our daughter but it's the weirdest language I've ever studied.

>>38442019
It's fun because half the time I'm sweating trying to figure out a word and part way through I realize it's phonetic English.

I'm a certified dumbass, but I'm an educated one. I sabotaged my intellectual destiny with video games, caffeinated sugar water, and weed. I wanted to be an astronaut when I was little but fucked it off. Rebellious in middle and high-school, everyone telling me as a kid you can't fly if you wear glasses and I gave that shit up. Didn't find out they're fuckin LIARS until way later

MOM
still get pissed at her when I think about it sometimes, but it wasn't just her so I'm not being fair

imagine going into hundreds of thousands of debt just to be given a reading list.
Library cards are less than $20 in most towns, what are you doing

>>38442019
Think of it as a secret code you can use later when she's older. Pass phrases you can use to get into and out of trouble. Or an "I'm being serious right now you better listen to me" Terminator Mom-thousand Mode