Qott: What would be an ideal or at least a preferred first date in your mind?Previous >>38478134
nice long walk in the mountainswe come to a campsiteshe brings the lubei bring the wet wipesi build a fire to show her im a manshe makes me dinner innawoodsthen she pounds my buttthen the next morning we hike down to the river and swim together before going home
>>38482026>would vary depending on how quickly those manifestevery few months it switches>how much meds successfully nullify itthey can’t entirely but it helps me not be insane >how down bad I am for youyou would have to be very down bad to date someone like me desu
I really like seasonal dates. Apple picking in fall, ice skating in winter, etc.
>>38482023Honestly just chilling out and playing some video games or watching a movie
>>38482061>ice skating in winterI sure hope you like a man who can make you laugh because I'm going to be falling and tumbling a lot
>>38482071That’s fine, if you hold on tight we either stay up or fall together!
Mutual death ritual
>>38482109tfw no cute tranny gf to mutual death ritual and summon apophis to end existence with
>>38482023i like doing just city coffee/walking dates. maybe stumble into some stores, not to shop but to look around, that can be a good way to get to know what makes someone tick. and it can easily be extended or cut short depending on how it goes, i prefer to book the whole day and then if everything is going nicely maybe get dinner together and if there's still energy then maybe a pub, etc etc. haven't had the chance to do one of these in a while obviously but I kinda miss it.
i want to go back to the communist oligarchy motherland
>>38482023>Qott: What would be an ideal or at least a preferred first date in your mind?Probably a coffee/cake shop date in the city center so she feels safer. People always tell me I'm scary before they get to know me.
>>38482023honestly, it would be so cute to just go to a cinema together, watch the movie while getting awfully close, then watch the stars at night and kiss, wahh I wish I had this
Finally taking my bi-daily shower. Gotta wash all the stink outta my ass and wash all the dick-grease off. Then I'll be ready to plow some lucky tranner.
Today is super shower day, gonna wash my hair and deep condition and exfoliate
chaserjohn and chaserjenwho up anxing they iety
>>38482281Skipping my morning showerI'm crustymaxxing
>>38482324>who up anxing they ietyJust smoked it away because we have guests over and I need to appear normal
>>38482324anti anxiety meds saved my life i swear
Chasers my balls hurt too much these days I think I have to get them removed even though I wanted to keep them for you
i need to be lovingly shot in the head
>>38482344God I wish that were meAll they did for me was make me tired and have bad nuts
>>38482092This is the cutest stuff
>>38482344i just upped my lexapro from 10mg to 20mg a day :D the fatigue from adjusting is killing me :D i hope it works
>>38482351Can I lovingly shoot my load on your gooch instead
>>38482324i just took six anxiety pills
>>38482281>tfw I’m a fat ugly bastard but I do groom myself and have daily showers and overall good hygiene Need to find me a loving hon who likes a belly to dote on and treat like my introvert princess
>>38482359if you promise to lick it off after
>>38482324omg meeeeee :3 i got my sertraline prescription renewed and that unfucked me for a while but now i'm waking up in the mornings crying again
>>38482315Let’s see some soapy titty pictures babe.
>>38482378why are you a cat
>>38482353>>38482357i’m not taking the typical anxiety meds so i don’t get the sex problems or fatigue, i just have intense nausea and migraines :)
>>38482387including a Aamu in my posts usually makes ppl appreciate them more
>>38482109thats super romantic...oh...imagine lettin our bodys act as a vessel for the spirits while we become one in nature <333>>38482368>tfw I’m a fat ugly bastard but I do groom myself and have daily showers and overall good hygienesounds too good to be true aaaaah
>>38482378crying in the morning is very bad, you’re deeply depressed?
>>38482399i love aamu :)
>>38482405she lives a deeply unfulfilling lifestyle
>>38482405idk why it would be especially bad to cry in the mornings vs any other time the friends i've talked about this with think it's probably stress, probably related to work. i should really see a doctor about it and also figure out a therapist, but also that's a lot of effort and work
>>38482403>sounds too good to be true aaaaahThank you for the slight confidence boost anon I appreciate it
>>38482455probably related to the pact that you’re trying to make a poly transbian throuple work
>>38482349Let me keep them safe babe
>lost a lot of visceral and ribcage fat>my bras are still becoming too small on mefortune favors those who neither want nor appreciate itchasers, do you like your transer in "normal" bras, sports bras, or sexy lingerie the most?
reminder
>>38482526Whatever looks best on you babe.
I just want a cute tranny gf that'll hug me and tell me everything's okay and also let me rub and sniff her feet sometimes, is that so much to ask for, god?
>>38482527who are you trying to convince and of what? i'll be the first to discourage anyone from this gen from going anywhere near polyamory, but at the same time, it's not like i'm going to turn my life upside down by fucking off from a relationship i'm already in and happy in just because a rando online told me it's bad
>>38482554>studies show that polyamory causes brain problems>crying every morning >why am i depressed!lel smartest polyfag
>>38482526SPORTS BRA holy
>>38482568that's not what the thing you posted says, you dummy
keep yapping polyfag
what's up anons? I just got back from the gym, are you bros lifting?
goodmorning
>>38482630oops didn't mean to post this here
>>38482378how are you THIS bitchmade
>>38482639yes you did you attention whore
>>38482640>bitchmade idk if i've ever heard that word beforebut really i'm fine. i get like this most winters, i'm just not compatible with the cold and lack of light or something, but i'm used to it and can deal with it. i don't usually talk about it irl much bc i don't want to bother ppl with it, but here i feel less bad for doing so cause yall have the filter button
>>38480497thank you anon but i think that i am just blonde
i dont like being ignored, someone give me attention pls
where are all the 35+ chasers? this board's population is all young guys. i explicitly want an older bf and it seems like chasing gets more common as guys age. yet this board is all 25 year olds
>>38482682I'm 35
>>38482682Give me 4 more years and I’ll be there.
>>38482630I would if I didn't have rheumatoid arthritis that flares up and leaves my joints in horrible pain if I have to lift anything more than 30-40 pounds for about 30 seconds at a time.
>>38482693>can't pick up his trannyanon...
>>38482682There’s no real 35+ chasers here I’ve been looking for months
>>38482669if you have seasonal affective disorder, idk what to say... move out of the north or rope, germany is better for mentally unwell fat polytards, i see a lot of them on tinder here
>>38482704Am I invisible
>>38482712Ok sorry anon, I forgot about Europe again
>>38482722>I forgot about Europe againYou got me there
>>38482023>What would be an ideal or at least a preferred first date in your mind? i like picnics and ice skatinggood morning cg!
>>38482704seems like it lol 40+ is rlly what i want and just isnt here at all. i guess i gotta try apps or actually meeting people
>>38482709i'm still not that kind of polyshit, anoni would not seek it out, i wouldn't even agree to an open relationship if i was asked, the only way i was ever gonna end up in this situation was one in a million and just happened to happen.
>>38482697I gave up on finding anyone a while ago. Just going to fuck a tranny escort or two later this year when I work up the nerve and then lift up my gun and hope I get reincarnated as a capybara or just drift endlessly in senseless oblivion for eternity desu.
everyone hates me :((((
>>38482742actually idk if that was even implied im dum
>>38482023i wish chasers were more common where i live all the guys here just go straight to sex on dates or dont talk to me if i dont send pics it's fucking depressing all the dates here seem so cute
>>38482754dont be stup-ohwaitwell, anyway, that's wrong
>>38482754damn i wonder why stu totally not like all you do here is whine and then post nudes
>>38482783Where are you located babe?
>>38482645Bro doesn't know about ricklarper
>>38482761it’s okay nona the same thing is happening to me rn and yeah it’s just feels like fate desu. i wouldn’t be poly in any other arrangement than the one im in now which came about naturally and still causes me anxiety, but all relationships do so that’s normal for me desu
>>38482803eastern europe in the baltics
I can’t have any empathy when polypeople are suffering chat, why?
>another polyfag has hit the towerwhat is it with you people are you really that desperate jfc
>>38482806who is ricklarper
>>38482036same but I pound her buttbottom chasers GET OUT
>>38482824Would you like to move out of there?
>>38482880i would if i didnt just get into uni TvT
>>38482835what happens when three people all fall in love with each other? why is that evil idgi why does it piss you off so bad lol
Speedrunner girlfriend
>>38482916>what happens when three people all fall in love with each otherYou permavirgins need to learn to distinguish lust from love. There's a reason 99% of poly relationships are online only
closed throuples are honestly fine. it's tasteful
Just want a gf to bake for lads...
>>38482916because it spills over into the dating world and i have to deal with it
>>38482936Nah
>>38482928Same
>>38481856Be a lot cooler if you were ... but I appreciate your forthright honesty
>>38482785thabk you for responding :) i love (you)s>>38482793that is truei think i used to be cool and interesting, idk what happened to me
>>38483021>i get older the girls stay the same ageyou really are him holy fuck lmaooo
>>38483026A (you) for (stu)
>>38482916u can only truly love one person at a time! if u love someone u don’t want to fuck other ppl. polyfags tend to be ugly sex pests
A tranner gf with whom I can hold hands while driving long distances, fingers interlocked
very little research has been done on the single cat lady to gf of a chaser pipeline
>>38483084damn what a cute date i really need to get tf out of latvia GRAAAAAAH
>>38483084i will be driving not you
>>38482932>>38482972>>38483081>itt jealous incels>>38482936ty, imo it’s the most beautiful thing in the world
>>38483110I'll drive to Latvia and come get you
>>38483119yes totally jealous of your degenerate throuple keep dreaming anon
>>38482936morally, yesi have my doubts that such a thing can work long-term though. I think that situation is likely to implode >>38483026(You)>>38483109i would die for this animal
>>38483119>jealous incelCope. Your e-lationship with your two ogrehons is not real love.
>>38483135damn from where lol
>>38483052yayy!! thank you!!>>38483141(me)!
>>38483084i need this. i love traveling by road. i can point out trees to you
>>38483141>I think that situation is likely to implodethat's the most likely outcome yes
>>38483040Fucuk I forgot about that part lol I swear I find people my own age and older attractive as well
>>3848268235 here, big hairy chest, just wanna pound barely legal bussy
Girls are you shaven, trimmed or bush?
>>38483158It's only a 12 hour ride not that bad>>38483169>i can point out trees to youHeck yeah you get it! I drive you're on snack-and-pointing-out-interesting-stuff -duty
>>38483198yay!forewarning: i think that everything is interesting
>>38483174actions speaklouder than words my man
>>38483198lmfao if you say so but id rather travel another coutnry by car stop at gas stations to see mountains in italy or smth just enjoying the sites cuddling in the back of the car at night or a hotel just sounds lovely or teaching me a lil bit how to drive lol
>>38483223Forewarning: I expect you to talk my ear off>>38483237I'll drive to get you and we can do a roadtrip
gf with an autistic hyperfixation that she rambles about to me while I drift off to sleep
>>38483261away from homophobic country and get hrt on the way lol
>>38483277>get hrthell yeah we got twinks in here now?
>>38483274I got told I was 'being autistic' when I was talking to a fren about the head cannot I have for my wow character earlier today everyone is always like>haha I love a sperg who over enthuses about things until they're actually around a chatterbox and then it's all 'wow saltine you never stop talking huh'
>>38483290arent we all girl twinks really
>>38483277>and get hrt on the wayOk but you need to figure that out idk anything about it, I'll drive where you need me to drive tho
>>38483306i’m just a man
>>38483235Not making a pass at someone solely based on their age appropriateness >>38483274What real man wouldnt be proud to have a bionicle gf
>>38483308okay sure feminization road trip lmfao come back to the country with titties
>>38483084i love the hand holdin and interlockin fingers idea...but i dont think its a good one if ur drivin too :ccc>>38483274i need this so badly i need a bf to vent my stupid thoughts like i could yapp whole nite i need this i need this
>>38483318AGPGP
>>38483310ok hot and
THERES THIS BI CIS GIRL WITH A DRONE/BIMBOIFICATION/HYPNOSIS KINK IN MY DMS AND SHE ISNT FAKE WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENINGGGGG
>>38483319>i love the hand holdin and interlockin fingers idea...but i dont think its a good one if ur drivin too :cccThere is not much happening on the roads to warrant the use of two hands I always just rest my right hand on a handrest or the shoulder of the next seat anyway.
>>38483325what does this mean??
>>38483327well a cis femboy really but that’s besides the point
>>38483333bro's winning so hard rn
>>38483341still hot and
>>38482728Are you in one of the fun countries? I could visit.>>3848273640+ guys usually have too much shame they’re on soc and taimi and shit or if you want the ones with less shame go to speed dating events and play straight man roulette. I’d be cool with a 40+ man, but I seem to only attract the younger guys. Maybe a personality thing.
>>38483363>Are you in one of the fun countries? I could visit.Depends on what you think are the fun ones? Probably not but we're wintery.
femboys are still really retarded, i hope one day they realizee that they're just pink pilled reppers
>>38482023900 second captchadidnt read.
>>38483374not me
>>38483372Realistically if they don’t execute twinkhons, I can make anywhere fun.
>>38483310I'm just a manI'm just a man in the land
>>38483300I luv your voice I would never say that :-)Wish I played a bit of WoW but Runey was just too cheap and addicting growing up
>>38483387You're super retarded
>>38483401i’m not but word
>>38483374femboyism is just sissy brand management. it's 'not like other crossdressers'no shade it's just v clearly about posturing whilst still enjoying those sorts of things>no I'm not like one of those weirdos I'm a femboy actually also it's a cope in the way you describe too of course
>>38483404Prove it then
>>38483411prove what lmao
>>38483319what stupid thoughts you should yapp away
Be honest with me, /chasergen/. I'm 5'6" and like 250lbs. Is there any hope for me to find a cute trans girl... They don't even need to pass, just try to be feminine, that's what I like
>>38483408It's just more porn brained bullshit, that's literally all it is. it's another different cope for reppers and sissie adjacent people
>>38483422Transition
>>38483413prove that you're not super retarded, super retard.
>>38483434and how do you want me to do that o great one, holder of morality
>>38483408>>38483425does it feel good to you to invalidate other peoples experiences and lives? to basically be the biggots that you hate so much the rest of the time? you're doing a great job at anyway guys
Young people in particular cleave to some identity to give them a group or a purpose. Football or soccer, or nerd or hippie whatever. For young queer people it is no different but options are more limited. So they overdo it when young as they find their own individuality. Give the femboys a break
>>38483422if you're a manlet at least try not to be a slob
>>38483433But I like being a soft masculine teddy bear
>>38483444someone call this sissy i mean femboy on his discord, hes crying
>tfw femboy but mogs the """women""" that call me a repper funny when the ogres come at you
Chaser bf who goes to the gym with me every day
>>38483422I'll be real with you lad the biggest source of unattractiveness here is the insecurity I'm assuming you might have about yourself both in how you imagine yourself as unlovable which is sad :(eg; you fear you might not be able to find a girl you are into who's into you toobut alsoin how you sort of stress how your standards are low and looseit yeah overall speaks to a lack of self belief and so says something about your partners too>I'll take anyone so long as they are feminine and I fear I'm not attractive is not exuding much confidence!and confidence hard carries like you'd do a lot better for yourself setting high standards for both yourself and your would be partners >>38483425>>38483444I've just never seen someone like live out and proud as a femboy in the way idk trannies or gay people or desu even bitch women doit seems something for the 'cords ykor yeah a cope in the same way some girls NB cope before coming out>>38483397I feel you, I'm a recent wow convert actually. I'm having a great time learning it though!life ruiner game tho desualso ty that's sweet :))
>>38483478Femboys sadly usually OD or get their bodies dumped by a stinky old John before they get a chance to thrive
>>38483470Let’s see babe.
>>38483478if you have never "seen" one it must be true then
>>38483473Are you cardio-obsessed or getting ripped?I go 4 times a week right now, I could do daily, I go on long walks on the off days so it would just be more gym instead
>polyam discourse>femboy discourse what a weird thread we have today lolthough like. i might be responsible for some of that, so sorry for that
>>38483473Don't get distracted by my pump
Hey, can I post here today?
>>38483507no
I want to date a femboy and pink pill him and then one day he wakes up in a hospital with his breasts removed and his dick cut off and his ears and nose and tongue removed. And his fingers
Ziggurat
>>38483507Yes.
>>38483318Damn this roadtrip is getting wilder every passing moment but I'm game
>>38483498the thing is that we’ve already seen that the poly hater stops when you and rav don’t post herefunny how that works
>>38483493idk I hang out with a lot of faggots lol>>38483487sad :(need to start a charity to raise femboy awareness and improve quality of life for femboys
>>38483536yeah but i'm petty enough to where that just makes me keep posting
>>38483538if you hang out with a lot of faggots it must be true
>>38483544>petty enough to ruin a nice thing for otherswhat a show of character
>>38483521I want to date a femboy and fuck him standing from behind with one hand on his nipple and another on his little penis while making out with his neck as he makes cute moans and whimpers
>>38483442Do the impossible quiz on like coolmathgames.com or something lol>>38483444You're not real fucking people though lolIt's literally all a cope because none of you could be considered flamers if out and about or androgynous enough to be traps or true nbs >>38483478exactly my point, it's always a "teehee I'm a femboy who posts pictures on reddit and xitter" and then when you ask them why they don't go outside like that they come up with a multitude of reasons that are all bullshit. If flamers can do it you can do it
>>38483533heck yeah!!! :D>>38483558
>>38483559don’t you have antipsychotic meds to take sir
>>38483559i’m a “femboy” who goes out in a full beat
>>38483550my point being like i roll with the sorts you'd think would ID as femboysI think to be clear I'm not here to tell anyone they're not validyou're so valid diva :))))I'm just saying I think for a lot of people femboy is just a rly useful thing to latch onto if you're figuring something out about yourself lol
>>38483587thank you for your input about my life
>>38483568No, I'm neurotypical silly.>>38483583Prove it
>>38483568Only if they took the intravenous drip out early
>>38483601not posting face on 4channel
chasergen to gaygen to mtfg to gaygen pipeline
Trans gf who makes out with you and gropes you for hours, the sticks her hand in your pants and gets turned off immediately because she's autistic and can't handle the texture of precum
limp bizkit shower time
>>38483599I'm saying it's not about your life you spanner lolif you say you're a femboy I believe youI'm talking about other people if you say that I am and idg why this would make you all defensive
i only get a lot of precum when im hitting my balls
Would love this argument to be in VC so I could hear salts cute flustered voice
>>38483630why would you hit your ballsthat sounds like it hurt
>>38483639it hurts a little but mostly feels nice in a jolty sort of way
>>38483638I'd record something on it but I'm on a bus rn and you won't catch me talking about femboys in public good lord
>>38483608Then you're lying, simple as that.
>>38483652bussing and on 4chan thats some next level dedication
>>38483495I do 7 days a week, mostly yoga and strength training, but I do a little cardio 2-3 days a week (I walk everywhere so it’s semi redundant). Just not high intensity cardio. Not getting too ripped I just like being skinny and not depressed.
Trans gf with a medically concerningly large prostate but you don't warn her because it makes it easier to make her cum
>>38483672lol
>>38483685>gf who cums immediately from insertionThat would be so fun
>>38483685I can feel mine from the outside, is that bad? Sometimes when I sit down too fast I bump it and my pelvic floor muscles go a little crazy
>>38483698hot
>>38483685>>38483698tfw still dont know where mine is
can anyone help me get sn? sry I'm retarded
>>38483687if pichu can post face every /passgen/ you can do it once to prove yourself to a bunch of losers on the internet o7
>>38483679aye I do most of my shitposting when in between things or in cafes or the likeidk why I just think it's comfy prefer it to posting from home as find it can eat up too much of my day if I'm not careful whereas it's perf for long journeys or a wee coffee break
>>38483719What's sn
>>38483719Okay but you have to tell me what sn is and then not kill yourself and also don't be homophobic
>>38483620what if she's autistic and kinda likes it?
>>38483716Lay on your back, it’s gonna be up your butt and then you basically wanna do picrel toward your belly button inside there til you find it
>>38483722lmao she has a severe mental illness that i do not have
>>38483722wait what did i do why are you talking about me posting in passgen also hi spider
>>38483731silver nitrate I think >>38483734I have to and like where's the homophobia I literally didn't say anything?
>>38483751>lmao she has a severe mental illness that i do not havealso hey what the fuck
trans gf who watches "Necrophagist (feat. Marco Minneman) - Live at Summer Slaughter 2007 (Proshot - 4k AI upscaled)" with me biweekly
>>38483750sounds difficult alone...
>>38483772you’re retarded in a way that i cannot explain
>>38483751Rude, Pichu was one of the only likeable posters here until Naoto, Rav, and some other people I forgot started posting>>38483755idk you just came to my mind lol
>>38483791needlessly rude wtf. im not mentally ill>>38483722i think i figured this out. you are using me as an example of honfidence and posting face in a way and place that is unpleasant for others
>>38483809that's an impressively odd way to read that
>>38483809you are incredibly mentally ill but i’m not going to argue with this
>>38483782trans gf who realizes that Necrofagshit ruined technical death metal by putting too much focus on soulless wank rather than riffs
collecting chasergen tripfags like pokemonspider is my latest catch
Tranner gf who knits as a hobby and makes me colorful wool socks to wear
>>38483831Type of nigga to unironically listen to slam
thinking about a lad i nicked a smoke from who called me lil mama over summerI think that's the only time a guy has hit on me using a pet name like that before and it was such a weird one to hear in the west country lmao
>>38483855british people aren’t real nice try
>>38483809No, more as an example of someone being not afraid to post their face. You're looking too deep into shit that's not deep at all lmfao>>38483840What pokeball would I be put in?!?
>>38483855I insist you change your trip to lil mama
>>38483860Love Ball :)
sometimes i wonder how much better britain would be if all the africans never came here
>>38483782>>38483831Post good technical death metal. I'm looking for new shit to listen to.
Sorry bottom chasers but I will keep convincing mtfs to get srs by showing them that the normal healed results are actually good It's kinda fucking insane how many of them really got psyopped by botch job spammed cherrypicking
>>38483881we all wonder that with our own countries. the answer is: infinitely better
>>38483862call me lil mama the way these milkers never got to tanner v>>38483881mean and rude
>>38483877ah yes the gay ball
>>38483889they just smell so bad. indians too really
>>38483887Vaginas gross me out I can’t imagine having one being any better than having a tiny soft deflated pp I pretend doesn’t exist
>>38483881>>38483889this
>>38483877That's gay
i do not think that and I would rather not have to trip again
>>38483895>>38483916uhh
ignore the imposter. i despise the smell of curry and they are disproportionately making the country worse by existing
Alright enoguh already what is sn really
>>38483882https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnN8S3glTQ8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIQFI6VOVZkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQXWD6PgOGohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNAqGrVrcMwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjPE_7WFjCI
>>38483927You're gay
>>38483936sodium nitrite (not nitrate, two diff things, both exist) used as a food additive and also for killing yourself, it's one of those SS meme methods
>>38483943poly people should not exist. you are worse than indians
tried to take pics of my sweater (on me) and my stupid wide upper body is ruining everything <:(
>>38483943As I suspected and worried; thank you eui you are wise and learned.
>>38483951It's not wide you're small and dainty
>>38483940Thanks! I'll check these out on my walk soon.
>>38483951you are wider than the pacific and built like a dorito
>>38483941is there a ball for bug types being a spider and all
>>38483969net ball
>>38483957(positive thinking) real>>38483964(negative thinking) real
>>38483969
>>38483840what type would i be?
>>38483993wow another trannerdex entry nice to meet youuhh water type? as in marina?i'm reaching
>>38483969I'm a dark type acksually>>38483993Normal, because you're boring
>>38484011that's not my name?
>>38483719https://www.amazon.com/3-5oz-Purity-99-95-Sample-Materials/dp/B08T5YZ2HC
this is my house if anyone wants to come over and hang out
>>38484028i know but i was reaching :(
>>38483993Fairy
>>38484038Looks nice, what are we going to do? Just chill?
>>38484038The walls vanished
hello everyone, been while but that has been taken up by a lot of wrenching i have been working HARD on my d16 Saturn ion, roll ccage is all built and I think I can finally take a break to weld up a few gnomes (great side gig, everyone needs a gnome). I am looking for a new suzzie (former wife, miss her dearly) anyways, any of you gals single. like the idea of a of a SPECIAL type of girl doing whatever i want her to. THAT BEING making a GODDAMN DECENT brocolli HAMBURGER CASSAROLE,,,,, suzzie (ex wife, fuck brent, both mainlanders by blood, ALTHOUGH THEY SIT UPON THE LAND OF THE BRETONER they will NEVER truly know the beauty of the CAPe.,,, anyway, need a good caper girl, one of those bigger women, taller and with some meat AINT NOTHIN LIKE IT HAHAH. just jerkin yer chain, just want somebody to talk to ultimately, looks dont matter as i doubt anyone would want an old 38 stone bretoner in his 60s. i like girls who look like natalie mars or, Bailey jay, although ultimately once again I just somebody to talk to. anyone wanna chat today? - Cheers, TJ from Sydney mines
>>38484050Would you be ghost or ice?
>>38484038bro lives outside the silo
>>38484051yeah we can cook a fish in the fire pit >>38484071yea it burned down but at least i still have my trusty burnt hillside to hang out and chill at
>>38484050har har>>38484025nuh uh!i think i would be poison
>>38484076Up to you I guess
all tranners are part fairy type
>>38483840the real prizes are the anons ;)
>>38484085Normal/Poison>>38484088ice/ghost
>>38484085>>38484092Oh, I actually meant it and not as a gay joke.
>>38483843i’ll make you whatever you want but it’s not gonna be from animal fibers, i hope you like double knit cotton :D
ice type serves the most cunt I'm ngl
>>38484092some of them become part steel type after ffsi hope i do
Beautiful lanky twinkhons wearing chokers
Ethereal fairy type gf
bee type individual
>>38484110Salt and ice challenge
>>38484092HEY DONT CALL THEM FAIRIES THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL
>>38484112I don’t wear chokers
>>38484033I ask you, what do you think you are adding to the conversation by posting that >>38484038Will that tree be the last thing I see before i die
>>38484081I used to live in a neighborhood that burned down. My place survived and it was so nice to walk through the empty neighborhood for 2 years. Before they rebuilt everything super rich and I couldn't afford to live there anymore
>>38484128-tj from syndey mines
>>38484112in not lanky im thick as fuck and also its a collar not a choker you fag
>>38484130Why not? You should.
>>38484038Reminds me of the inside of the moon in Majora's Mask.
>>38484125I don't think I'd be ice type both for that reason and also because I get miserable in the cold. I am v much a sunflower I think maybe I'd be bug/fairy
>>38484110water/grass
Fat greasehon gf whose face looks more feminine with every pound she gains
>>38484112chokers are agp and sneedhon
>>38484137It's good sn sir
>>38484137no :( its my friendwe can hang out and chill and eat fish on my fence
Tranny bangs and glasses gf who wears flannel and needs boyremoval
>>38484164I don't come here enough to know what a Sneed is
>>38484157You can be Galarian Weezing (smoking Brit)
>>38484177I'd stick my dick in one of these and immediately start dumping my load into her like a gas pump
>>38484161both are also cunted I agree like Primarina? Roserade? Snivvy?bruxish???????queens
>>38484177tfw my taste in cis women is also tranny bangs and glasses
>>38484177dont know what boyremoval is but glasses are cute and i love flannels
Obese mouthbreathing feederpilled tranny gf throwing her pillowy ass (NOT fat muscley squat ass) back against you with do much momentum your dick pops out of her and you go flhimg through the wall behind you
>>38484184I don't smoke much anymore! occasionally when I'm out I'll nick a fag of someone but that's it
>>38484178a thing of myth
>>38484199>>38484200great taste, love em too - cheers tj from sydney mines
>>38484171Oh shit did your house burn in a wildfire?
>>38484204I love bumming fags outside pubs. Makes me feel warm before heading back inside.
>>38484177boyremoval isn't real
Nintendo obsessed gamer gf who claims she hates playing video games because they're malebrained but can't help but play everyday.
tfw you have to boyremove your tranny every night like chaser sissyphus because your tranner says her boy keeps coming back
>>38484204buy a pack of cigarettes and give cigs out to guyssick of girls bumming my cigs !!
>>38484224that's called a manhope this helps
>>38484166It would be good if you didnt think this was funny. Asking too much? You should try it yourself then.>>38484171Ok then . I was worried it might be a trap and I would end up buried beneath the tree
>>38484224I say this but not because i think they're malebrained but because I have terrible taste and I'm embarassed by itbrb gonna go play some Fallout 4
>>38484237Chinese soup takeout gf who likes to people watch at the mall.
>>38484224If she plays anything except ACNH or The Sims, she's agp
>>38483771sodium nitrite
and then we put the boymoders on the grill
>>38484244that's still called a man
Chinese gf who won't fuck you after eating mapo tofu ever since the incident
>>38484238Metal casting is a good hobby to get into
>qottCan't go wrong with sushi! And if it goes well maybe a walk somewhere :)
>>38484262why are you so perfect
>>38484234I have done and regularly did return the favour when I smoked!!!I would often tell guys to come say hi if they bumped into me and that I'd repay the favour and I always did when people took me up on ittyvm :')and these days I like using it as an excuse to talk to people and I'll give a lad a peck on the cheek or something as a thank you. so it's not unreciprocated!>>38484216yes you get itone of my favourite activities!i wish there was some comparable think that did not involve smoking lolbut also I do just love a smoke I can't help myself
>>38484262let’s do it
>>38484255Gf who likes relaxing under a blanket snacking on popcorn and watching vinesauce on twitch.
>>38484258i need mapo tofu rnnnn
what the fuck i just ran into another trip and took a picture with her
>>38484268I am not convinced !Repay your debts, n’wah !!
>>38484259I encourage and support healthy hobbies
>>38484267other than the fact that you can never have a healthy relationship with her lel
>>38484273>>38484258is mapo tofu niceit's on the menu of my favourite Chinese place but I usually get tofu with black bean or something
>>38484279who
>>38484289Mapo tofu is great. Definitely get it the next time you get Chinese food
>>38484279Did you burn everything down or did she?
>>38484300to say that would doxx her!
>>38484323oh okay thats a good point
Mapo is great. Especially when you fry the tofu
Look at the friend I made today!!!I'm calling him Walter :)
>>38484335lucky
Gf who comes out holding four different colors of hair dye and asks you to pick what color because she can't decide.
>>38484267I'm absolutely not lol. But go look at my bird friend!>>38484269Okay! I know a really really good hole I he wall Sushi spot :)
just sent this picture of a systemd service definition and related script to a big group chat im in for irl friends and acquaintancestwo things:1. I misspelled failure as failiure2. thankfully, everyone was so pre-occupied with that that they didn't notice I'd also written RuntimeMaxSec as RuntimeMaxSex, which is an incredibly coombrained typoat least i don't have to think about starting and restarting this bot manually anymore. sometimes it breaks and I get like a flood of DMs from people I semi know asking me to fix it.
>>38484335very cute bird rav i like his name come by 419 and have a good time with tj! - tj from sydney mines
>>38484262Based. Fav type of sushi?>>38484335He's a cutie
>>38484262fire/bug
>>38484343Me>>38484342He was so cute and sweet! It's a Carolina Wren :)>>38484354Thank you!And it's kind of a long drive from east US to Syndey, Australia. Sorry :(
also whoever posted and then deleted that unsee earlier, you had it set to one view
>>38484381i know
>>38484349nice I’ll pick up the sushi tab if you buy the wedding invitations >>38484373did he just alight upon your graceful hand
>>38484388Never lucky
Someday I'll see a Rabbit unsee
>>38483336i dont know a thang about cars but drivin with both hands would be way safer i assume and since i want u to come home safe and sound i would encourage it and for that id try to give some shoulder and neck nanaicitos while u drive so that u dont have to use ur hand c:>>38483418oh just random thoughts like how some thangs i like have thangs that i dont like or how im unable to make music the way i want cuz my brain is dumb or how some music is so kewl and makes u feel so much things but here i am being unable to put into paper or how some animals are super cute and kewl but some people dont appreciate as much or thangs like that c:>>38483473aaaaah i need that i need that but also homegym c:>>38484335oh wow that is so cuteeeeee
I saw the unsee and I loved what I saw
>>38484353I see that you are trying to use a systemd service to download some kind of program to download TIKTOKS, that my dear is SICK behaviour, never thought i would see the final boss of the SPECTRUM (austism) but i have FOUND IT!! stop rotting your brain and using GODS COMMAND LINE to install this crap, I use a raspberry pi running debian so i know ALLM about that COMMAND LINE. Stop watching TIKTOK it is ruining the fat one's mind (son, he falls over a lot HILARIOUS) anyway, - cheers tj from sydney mines
>>38484407I hate you
>>38484399>ifunny watermarkKill yourself
>>38484397https://unsee cc/album#rL03AkZv1mpj
>>38484419It's gone so fast
posting fake unsees so chasers think it was a hot tranner and get even more desperate
>>38484416It was a butt pic
>>38484444quads = more butt pics
>>38484411it's a telegram bot where you can give it a link to pretty much any video under the max file size and it'll download it and send it to you, basically just a wrapper for yt-dlp with some extra bs strapped on, idk it was the simplest one i could find on github (i didn't want to make it myself or have it secretly send out spam so I needed to review the code myself) useful bc nobody fucking clicks tiktok or instagram reels or youtube shorts links so you can just paste the link to the bot and then forward the video to chat you want to show it roo
>>38484444checked respectfully
>>38484444There's no way
Telling your trans gf you're buying her srs but it's actually a surgery to let her control every muscle in her ass so she can milk your cock with her ass
Plot twist. A chaser posted the unsee
>>38484146I have a long neck so it looks weird I like longer necklaces
>>38484464proof that chasers only see trannies as sex dolls
>>38484470If that was a chaser it's time for them to troon out
>>38484464>not buying your tranner whatever surgeries she wantsRude
>>38484399>i dont know a thang about cars but drivin with both hands would be way safer i assume and since i want u to come home safe and sound i would encourage it and for that id try to give some shoulder and neck nanaicitos while u drive so that u dont have to use ur hand c:What are nanaicitos? Are they delicious
>>38484373aint from australia i am from the great country of CAPE BRETON, come on up to the cape, its only 18 hours to boston if youre taking it slow, aint been off the cape since suzzie took my manhood (hate her, hate brent, both from the mainland). anyway come by the cape and show me the lil guy - cheers tj from sydney mines>>38484450dont see why youd need that nothin good to share on there anyway, - tj from sydney mines
>>38484473long necks look good with chokers
>>38484372Are these my Pokémon types?>>38484362At my local spot it's the Dragon Roll and Super Crunch rollBUT at any spot it's Tako nigiri! (octopus) it's so good :)>>38484389>nice I’ll pick up the sushi tab if you buy the wedding invitations Sure lol <3>did he just alight upon your graceful handHe uhh... He flew into my front door ':)I went to make sure he was okay and stayed with him for about 20min while he got his bearings lolBut he was very sweet and stayed around even after he was definitely ready to go and let me pet him a bunch :)
>>38484473Long necks can be elegant desu. You'd probably look hot in a choker.
grandmother gave me a cast iron dutch oven for christmas i’m gonna cum
>>38484493flying/fairy
>>38484496Based and lucky you
>>38484477Anon I am writing absurd posts while I wait for my classic wow flightpaths. It's exactly that serious.
>>38484493very sweetheart
>>38484453Oops maiq a creepy degen maiq get carried away
>>38483531Thanks yiu, what's up today?
>>38484477https://youtu.be/qqXi8WmQ_WM
>>38484496You know when your getting older when you get excited over nice cooking stuff
i think that i am getting sick again :(
>>38484510
>>38484493Yes
>>38484519you know you’re even older when that stops
>>38484511fairy/ghost
>>38484496LOVE A DUTCH OVEN. I LOVE A CASSAROLE MADE IN THE DUTCH OVEN - cheers tj from sydney mines
>>38484521skill issue
>>38484496Make some sourdough!>>38484499I'm fine with this as long as I can be a gothic fairy <3>>38484507Thanks :) >>38484524That seems fitting enough, I'm not totally sure about bug though
>>38484519I just turn 18 and get excuted about this stuff, and cleaning supplies
>>38484493Damn, that's my favorite too :)>taking Rav out on a sushi date>walkies afterwards>making her laugh with my stupid jokesThe perfect day.
>>38484547tfw no Gothitelle gf
>>38484481i was taught to never see a chaser as a source of money
>>38484417but...but i just stole it from pinterest and i didnt even see that watermark im sorry im sorry>>38484487its a lil hard for me to explain cuz of my small brain but yes they are delicious and they are like cuddles and caresses that heal u c:
>>38484281would require me buying more baccyand so would result in me smoking properly again!i am committed to scrounger life now sorry not sorry>>38484303i might get some tonight if anywhere is still open
>>38484502i know right>>38484519i’ve always been this way>>38484534i’m making green sauce for chilequiles>>38484547don’t talk to me polyhon
>>38484547you're like a little beetle >>38484560Death
I haven’t been keeping up with cg lately. Quick rundown on anything noteworthy in the last 7-10 days?
>>38484532This bit with purple eyes
>>384845693 polyfags, bunch of new transbian trips
>>38484546i hate you
>>38484569mtfg exploded and they're here now most of the timealso pichu and sarah are back kinda sometimes
>>38484569It's transbian polyshit general now. Some simps who thinks it's gayer to point that out that to simp for the transbians are here, too.
>>38484564>chilequilesdont know what that is but i love that you use a dutch oven, the dutch have made some fine things although the people leave much to be desired, have a friend who is dutch (born on the cape though) and he's a right bastard. anyway - cheers tj from sydney mines
>>38484570And change the white to pink
>>38484576>>38484581>>38484594Interdasting, thanks guys
If TJ from Sydney Mines had spic food, it would change his life
>>38484560>its a lil hard for me to explain cuz of my small brain but yes they are delicious and they are like cuddles and caresses that heal u c:Oh ok, lots of those for me please
>>38484598tortilla chips with a sauce and some protein, typically chorizo. really good hangover food
i wish i were a trans lesbian. i wish i were a trans lesbian!
>>38484609Tranner gf who makes me that
>>38484580Focus that energy on your illness instead ill one
>>38484581>>38484594who else is herei've not rly seen anyone other than maiq (a man) posting here today rly
Just learned Sydney Mines is nowhere near Sydney, Australia and I dont think TJ's reputation will ever recover from this. >>38484622Is that Lance Reddick lmao
>>38484397it wasnt me
>>38484623i’m literally making it rn
>>38484559Idk, I wouldn't want to be seen soley as a source of money, but I would help pay for surgeries if it were something like SRS that would improve her confidence and quality of life.
>>38484638If it's really rabbit hi I hope you're doing well
>>38484643Wanna be my gf and give me some?
Here's another Nico/Beepo picture! >>38484552That's sounds absolutely perfect <3<3<3>>38484564I was just trying to give you something to use it for :(>>38484567>you're like a little beetleThat's actually really cute. Okay you're right lol <3
Feedee trans gf with big sandbag tits who won't drink her 1800 calorie Starbucks drink until she sees daddy cum in it
when the fuck did movie tickets go up to $22 per adult? i never go to the theaters and in my head tickets are still $8 to $12. i went woke and now i will go broke!>>38484636yeah lolhttps://youtu.be/w5urkfdMUXo?t=1m37s
>>38484630kara and kope were here last night also that mythical third non-tripfag polyshitand i'm sure there's more>>38484652oh my good lord what a cutie
>>38484547yw now about that sourdough>>38484563dodging and now scrounging ??next’ll be malingering
>>38484650sure i will have enough for 4 people and it will last me a week
>>38484630da nilsinator
>>38484652He looks stinky, stinky stink little baby
>>38484649hi i yam doing well im looking at aparpments i hope you are doing well too :3
One of those 45 year old European femdom hand job porn ladies but she's trans
Vegetarian girlfriend whom I respectfully cook all meat separately for and add to only my dish.
>>38484683Nils doesn't exist though? it's only Shiza
>>38484683alri are lad been a while since i've bumped into youhows things? :)>>38484676im a menace!! nobody can stop me >:)>>38484663aye i saw both of them i just didn't get the impression they were sticking around so much as just poking their heads inthe only other posters i've spotted here who post in /mtfg/ are anons i know hang out here first and foremost desu
>>38484696you're thinking of nyls and nim
>>38484716I will thwart you (hard)
>>38484663Isn't he? He's an evil little guy tho>>38484686Correct>>38484676>yw now about that sourdoughI'm not sure what you're saying
I don't want to be pink and purple, bug
>>38484725You're not welcome here.
>>38484567im sorry spider i didnt mean to ill proceed to punish myself for my wrongdoins and also ill try to be less clumsy next time im sorry ill auto flagellate now im sorry :ccc>>38484608hey i love givin nanaicitos so u bet ill give u many <3>>38484652thats so cuteeeeeeeeee aaaaaah lil thang is so precious
>>38484734I just want some bread
If mtfg was 90% chaser posts, the trannies wouldn't put up with it. This thread is 90% transbian posts, but you won't say anything because yours scared someone might anonymously make fun of you online. Pathetic.
>>38484717My mistake>>38484725liar>>38484736You will be pink and purple and you will fucking like it!
>>38484628i'm going t make you sick too for being mean to me
down with polyhons
>>38484741>flagellateNo you have to write a formal apology to everyone.
>>38484749Oh! I was going to make more today but I didn't go to the store so I'll do it tomorrow probably
>>38484693waow hi sobe
>>38484767looks like shit desu
>>38484752what transbians like i've seen people say this since i came back here but it most just seems people nattering with some lads and then one or two anons sneeding>>38484725legit could beat you in a fight desu
>>38484775Just like you brown person
>>38484753arachnid
>>38484607>his>>38484622no. no you do not.
>>38484783i’m pale as snow i just know how to make non overcooked sourdough
>>38484787cat (bottom)
>>38484770why does this keep happening im going to cry or roll in dirt
>>38484767I have to go to the store any suggestions ?>>38484782oh my gosh you think I will fall for that trick to make me start wrestling and then pinning you and like rolling around laughing that trick you think I’ll fall for that one again
>>38484782>what transbiansmeand eui and rav get called that a lot because they're in relationships with women, though they are in fact bi
>>38484797no je suis un tomcat
>posts in an extremely recognizable way under trip>posts the same way as anon>why does this happen!!!!!trips are retarded
>>38484824lmfaodid you even read the reply chain?
>>38484657I dunno where you live, but movies are $15 for me. It's well worth it to see movies on the big screen.
renting a field and making all the triptranners from here mud wrestle on ppv in a round robin tournamentwho wins?
This place is at it's best when rabbit and pichu are posting animals
>>38484831yeah but i just wanted to shit on pichu and sobe for unrelated reasons
>>38484752prior to this the threads were already 90% transbian posts you just dont have the pattern recognition to spot the transbians
>>38484819oh yeah that happens to me too i didn't know you were a transbian tho. how come you natter here if thats the case? no shade just curious ig>>38484812i mean you can talk a big talk but i've never met someone irl who can actually resit me teasing them in this way desueveryone always eventually arm wrestles me
>>38484812King Arthur brand bread flour, wheat flour, and AP flourAnd spring water. Then I can make you some breab :) >>38484775It's the first ever sourdough I've made :(The front one was open air (with a pan of water) and the back one was in a Dutch oven
>>38484749Is that a codeword for gock?
>>38484834LBunless she's disqualified because she's not here anymore then it would be me
i used to always get called pichu then twinkchan now i always get called sobe i wonder who i will get “recognized” as next
>>38484824rabbit & i don't even type similarly anon
>>38484842looks like shit desu you should probably stop
>>38484823>no je suis un tomcatNon, tu n'es qu'un pédé
I <3 twinkhon butthole
>>38484841Hold Hands Trick !>>38484841>King Arthur brandaaaand now it’s a quest
>>38484849What would you like to be called?
>>38484850>yeah but i just wanted to shit on pichu and sobe for unrelated reasons
Going on a date with a pale, raven haired twinkhon who unconsciously starts leaning towards you, biting her lip, touching your hand, and playing with her hair when you start talking about how you protect cg from transbian polyshits
>>38484838oh okay fair enough, carry on>>38484849twinkchan was the closest match for you, imo
>>38484849not rabbit but anon
>>38484846it’s a codeword for bread
>>38484847ive never seen you mention working out, if she counts are you actually confident you could beat rabbit
>>38484752Implying its worth the aggravation. Like Im going on a crusade to "purify" cg . Idc Im here to talk to a couple people maybe meet someone someday. Not here to secure the existence of our people and a future for our children>>38484770>>38484811lole
>>38484834We do. The chasers win
>>38484851But it was fun and tastes good :/The one at the back isn't that bad for a first :(
>>38484834Mantra wins, she is built like a bodybuilder
>>38484847sobe would take you i think sarah sorry
>>38484856what can i say its a good trickim also not just playing like i do, separate to it being a trick, feel confident i could beat you no lie
>>38484856>King Arthur brand>aaaand now it’s a questI believe @ u
>>38484895advanced technique !
>>38484834me
>>38484907yeah i agree i have advanced arm wrestling techniques that give me a flawless 100% win rateim known for making lads cry because they think they're hard enough and they're rly not
>>38484911strong
Trans women. You need to make sure you got a nice butthole. Cause if yo asshole ain’t perfect, you ain’t gon get no mans. So rate yo buttholes. 1-10.
>>38484911based doritohon
>>38484871i wasnt counting her because she doesn't trip anymore we're not sure. Most of my exercise is lower body, her upper body is unquestionably stronger than mine, by a lotbut also im big. Normally just that is enough to pin girls, even a Krav Maga green belt that one time.She does claim to be quite good at wrestling so i wouldn't be too surprised if she beat me>>38484894laughable i could break her over my knee
>>38484918>your concentration slips bc of intense eye contact
i wish i could post abs and arm definition but i shant i musnt
>>38484911Still with the flip phone? No smart phone for xmas?
>>38484932cause you don’t have any lel
>>38484872>Not here to secure the existence of our people and a future for our childrenCan you explain what you mean by this?
>>38484932dm them to me thugger
>>38484911Hot
>>38484919i'm powerful>>38484922more like a buglehon>>38484935old pic. i got an old lg smart phone but i dont really do anything with it, it's not connected to network or anything i think it's just gonna be camera/dating app (maybe) machine
>>38484943i will not be fooled>>38484946i will be fooled
Physically dominating a tranny who's proud of how strong she is
>>38484930yeah exactlytalk a lot of shit before hand so the pressure is highstroke their hand with your thumb a bitlittle smirklet them tire themselves out then only put any real effort in once their flustered and worn outezezez
>>38484951top me mommy
>>38484955if you don't go to the gym you can't say this
>lose on purpose in an arm wrestle so she feels happy and relates happiness with touching your hand>win easily (because tranners are weaklings) so she feels intimidated and mildly impressedwhich way chaserbros?
>>38484961Everyone goes to the gym now, boomer
>>38484962secret third option>take it for granted that you'd win and get humiliated and jumbled
>>38484607dont know what is a spic is but their food might be interesting, ate at a French Restaraunt (Acajun, Scheddicamp CAPE BRETON) (not QUEBEC WNNA) and i loved their Poutine, was kinda spicy but not so bad, love tobasco - tj from sydney mines>>38484609havent been hungover since 1987. 2 shots of vodka as soon as you wake up, sit upside down like a bat for 15 minutes (try not to vomit, rip andre) eat a ham and cheddar after, then take a dip in the Bras Dor lake. have a good swim, avoid a few harbour browns maybe take one if ya need to then, get out of the lake and take a cold shower followed by step into your Ford Ranger '89 2.3L 4 cylinder in it 4x4 ON ALL THE TIME (on a quick note I am planning on TURBOCHARGING the old thing, daring i know) to take the edge offf and there ya go, HANGER OVER HAHAha. - cheers tj from sydney mines>>38484636YOU THOUGHT THE CAPE WAS IN AUSTRALIA YOU FUCKN MAINLANDER IDIOT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH - tj
>>38484957point in the opposite direction and kiss them on the cheek type shit
>>38484962if you lose in an arm wrestle to me i will instantly assume you let me win
>>38484969i wish
>>38484962feign losing and right before she wins use your strength to pull her across the table and smooch her
>>38484962you should all be picking the second one
Trannies are made for ass to mouth
I love fucking cis women with my hairy man dick
Hey guys, I don’t come here often and ik this is gonna seem like a larp but over the last week I’ve been spending my nights with this 5’5, skinny, cute trans woman I met off hinge. However, this trans woman is 6 years older than me (I’m 19), HAS A FUCKING MASTERS DEGREE, HAS A 6 FIGURE PAYING ENGINEERING JOB, HER OW HUGE APARTMENT and is actually funny and can take a joke. Only con is that her chin makes her impossible to pass which throws me off a bit (I’m sure she knows this as well because she hides her chin in every photo she takes). I myself am a bottom and would love to stay at home and relax while my short trans wife pays the bills but at the same time I could never show her to my family, would be embarrassed going in public with her, and could NEVER tell my friends about her. This is mostly just a vent but idk what would you guys do?
>>38484969
>>38484962>defeat her easily and gracefully>whisper in her ear "that's how I'll pin your arms down tonight, my sweet puppy princess">walk away without looking back
>>38484975Let's meet half way between our cities and have a scrap, you're being too cocky.
>>38485006don't do this
>>38484999Kino bait
>>38484999Ask her to fuck you with her chin
>>38484962if u just pull the power move of just picking me up with no word said and then throwing me around like a ragdoll my soul is urs and im in love c:
>>38485006had me up until the puppy thing also if you'd walk away i'd be like wtf mixed signals where are you going weirdo>>38484978i bet that would win you an armwrestle too tbf
>>38484999Stick with her, she's a good one
The best part about having sex with cis women is that they’re not strong enough to fight back against me
>>38485016I swear on my life it’s not bait. I’m genuinely venting rn because I have no idea what to do with her. the first time we 69ed she cried when she couldn’t make me cum. But tbf I’d rather spend time with an ugly tranny that can give me cuddles than a retarded woman who expects me to provide everyrhing
>>38485026probably, I don't really care about that though
>>38485004lol so true bro
>>38484962Both at different times, depends on the girl. - tj
>>38484962>Letting her pull your arm with two hands and all her might leveraging with her body and legs but her not being able to budge it>Smile, get up, pick her up and lift her above my head
>>38484943okay so apparently I dont have arm definition anymore wtf you were right
i've literally never arm wrestled in my life. i have no idea how i would fare against a man
I wanna wrestle a man but no one is brave enough to wrestle a milf tranny
>>38485056last time i hooked up with a lad this exact thing happened kek>>38485012you, me, spoons Southampton or somethingloser pays for drinks
>>38485077If you don't mind my boner I'll wrestle you
>>38484905picrel>>38484951powerfully pretty>>38484957this is how you lose : )I also have tricks
>>38485069>talk shit and big yourself up and convince even yourself that you would win>get to hold hands and stare at the guy opposite you>he gets to show off how strong he isits fun
>circumcised trannyGross>uncircumcised trannyI'll pretend to ignore your cock, but cute
>>38485082Are you actually getting it?? LollThat's what I use to feed my starter and I used it to make that bread but I'm trying bread flour tomorrow
I'd take everyone's money at the poker table :)
>>38485082thank you :)>>38485088hmm i need to do this i think
>>38485092sorry for being circumcised i shouldnt have did that i thought people would fw it
>>38484932she's got nice abs I feel like you should all know
>>38485093are you coming over or>>38485104yw sobe I am artanon btw
>>38485079Only an hour from me so that'll do. Don't cheat when you lose and start playing the spoons game instead of paying for my whiskey though ;)
I love making bread for my cis fiancee after I’m done holding her down for my satisfaction
>>38485082okay spillwhat are your tricksi'll have you know i used to be a gym rat btw like do not underestimate me>>38485104do! its fun lolsame goes with other such things eg; 'i bet i could pin you down' etcv v fun
>>38485025What if we're in public?
>>38484999>I could never show her to my familystopped reading herethis is what you do:you break up with heryou want a gf you can introduce to friends and family if that's not her, you're wasting your time as much as you are hers.so stop.
circumcising my cock so chasers will want to suck it less
>>38485124alright you gotta come closer in that place bathcome down bath i'll rinse you for drinks
>>38485025I'll save that to the bedroom so you have something soft to land on
Hi are there any other men who are dating a trans woman here? How have your experiences with introducing trans girls to your family been?
>>38485131sarah don't take the bait
>>38485127nuh uh why would I give up my secrets
brutally torturing and killing the anonymous poster that mentioned my abs
>>38485141You have to break them down until they let you suck their dick or they'll fuck you, and it's embarassing to be seen with them, but it's mostly just like dating women
>>38485145Show abs
>>38485119wtf revelatorypost voice?
>>38485105u_u samei was chasing the fad... and now it's over...thankfully this will never happen with my buccal fat removal >>38485134i mean just invert it at that point
>>38485145thats fair
>>38485150Dude I’m dating one currently, I’m asking about people’s experiences with introducing them to family you weirdo
>>38485044if she makes money she will get ffs eventually
Fiendishly keeping the bedroom window open for a good while so the temperature lowers significantly and my tranner gf clings to me for my warmth extra tightly when we go to sleep
>>38485137Funnily enough was gonna say Bath originally but didn't want you to get PTSD over your shit one last night. Bath's further away but probably beats Soufampton purely so I can be a tourist desu.
>>38485170you would love alaska
>>38485143come on now you know i cant help myself besides, answering chaser "help me" posts is a large part of why im hereand those are harder to come by these days>>38485170you monster
>>38485170its been sub zero at night here and only NOW am I feel the cold at night, if I get a wife before I rope ive been unironically planning on doing this
there are no tranners here with abs because if they did have abs they would show them off
>>38485183I already live in a country in the arctic circle. It's sunday so I just changed fresh sheets to the bed. Would you cling to me?
>>38485191this wont work
>>38485134But you'll need a spot to keep it moisturized
>>38485152https://voca.ro/1liYnb770eOv
Starting to think I’m the only person dating a tranny here and this really ain’t no ”chaser” gen
>>38484716Im doing silly stuff as usual!!!!!!!
>>38485195>Would you cling to me?why would the answer to that ever be no?also fairbanks is definitely way colder than wherever you are>>38485206yaaaaaay
>>38485129oh if we are in public id still love it as long as u dont throw me so u just pick me up like its nothin and then u say somethin smug like how easy that was and then i just melt cuz im stupid c:>>38485139i like ur idea anon hehehe :sss
>>38485216you're a retired chaserwe are still chasing, therefore are chasers
>>38485191Almost posted my stomach the other day because I want an opinion on getting a bellybutton ring but now I will NEVER
>>38485216I could be if I stopped being brain damaged
>>38485216if more people were dating trannies it'd be catchergen
>>38485216it’s just trannygen
>>38485206https://voca.ro/1f9bHzWY4ZQf
>>38485221>why would the answer to that ever be no?Best answer. >also fairbanks is definitely way colder than wherever you areNow it seems to be even between us according to some hasty googling.
30+ chasers <3
>>38485233you should get oneand then post tummy after
>>38485264at the same time??? thats too many
>>38485264Love you baby
>>38485221now you know who to ask if you want to discuss art
>>38485227I like your style, catposting 'c:' ':c' emoticonner.
genderless featureless (male) chaser 4 genderless featureless (female) tranner
>>38485272amazing lmao
>>38484753Please be nice to me, I'm going through a lot
Millennial gf who's finally not too tired from work to fuck on Friday vs millennial bf who works from home and can't fuck because he already jerked off this afternoon and he knows he'll go flaccid too many times during foreplay which still makes him embarrassed
tranner gf who has to deal with my fantasy footy ramblings every gameweek
>>38485217i love that for you stay silly fren>>38485181lmaooo it was not so bad in the end i got it warm eventuallyback home now tho so no baths ;_;just my cold shower in the shed. alas!bath is genuinely a nice city to visit actually. you ever been?>>38485144unfair >:(i told you mine
>>38485299retarded zigger
>>38485303reminds me of my dad
>>38485309how quickly your confidence crumbles !
>>38485303oh fuck no i hate sports lol
>>38485299That's rough buddy
it is time to feast
>>38485303i would make fun of you for having a worse team than me
>>38485267Working on it one day at a time, I think people here would like my tummy a lot>>38485272Ask not what your chasers can do for you, ask what you can do for your chasers. 2 chasers at the same time is my little fantasy but I know that won’t happen.
>>38485327have fun eating byebye
glooobler tranner (post nullification post cyborg transformation) x gorblicated chaser (post nullification post augmentation) relation ship
>>38485274You’re so diligent about this, I wish I had a good way to reward you.
>>38485337thx bye>>38485339what is nullification
>>38482023cute image I was actually making my gummy bears kiss the other day
>>38485339which one is the shipor do they take turns
>>38485339You x me (I keep my penis)
>>38485339hi pichu
>>38485344Your love is reward enough
>>38485349I melt the gummy bears with a lighter for fun
>>38485357nope i was the one who replied to it >>38485351but incidentally i do want this yes
>>38485351they steer the ship together>>38485352thats specifically against the terms of service>>38485357back to pichu .. i see .. hmm hmm
>>38485317no no you mistake my desire for a fair sportsmanly fight for a lack of confidenceyou have an unreasonable advantage now because i laid my plans bare and you are keeping yours a secretwretched!
>>38485364it’s a very you coded post eunuch towelboy pichu
>>38485235underrated post
i'm going homobiling again now byebye
I have 100% Pichu identification.
>>38485302Millennial bf who works from home (me) and who greets and hugs his millenial gf who is sort of tired from work when she gets home and serves her a nice home cooked meal he made so she can just wind down when getting home.
>>38485367sorry they believe all the transhumanism in these threads is my doingits nice to see someone else posting it, fellow futuretech enthusiast>>38485370>eunuch towelboy pichufascinating words
>>38485278heyyyyyyyy im glad u like it anon most the time i get insulted for it cuz i know it may be annoyin for some but im happy u like it and u like the catpics and also i like u too <3>>38485299ill pray for the downfall of whoever wrongs u timurcin
milennial bf (you) who has sex with his zoomer gf (me)
>>38485413so(be)
was petting aamu and accidentally poked her whisker and then she went O_O and then jumped awayalso i'm getting rly sleepy
>>38485417nigga who asked??
Millenial bf who would rather be with me than admit he’s gay due to severe internalized homophobia
wind up toy clockwork tranner gf x tinkerer chaser bf who, for some strange reason, keeps delaying replacing her part down there as she requested :/
>>38485417Go to sleep then dumbass
>>38485421You're perfect babe
>>38485416i couldn't have posted that i'm away from my computer shlomobiling>>38485420me, implicitly, always
>>38485421I'm not gay???
>>38485309Visited plenty places around there but somehow not Bath, would definitely want to go some day. Think it means travelling through Swindon so will get a hazmat suit before mind.
>>38485417AAMU DETECTED!!!! YES!!!
>>38485310Don't call me this, I'll get very upset.>>38485411So, Putin
Sobe is the only zoomer I'd date and marry
>>38485424somehow this was the less rude one of the two replies but yeah i think that's a good idea>>38485423ok this setup (minus the clockwork cock (cockwork?)) is actually rly rly cute why cannot i have this
>>38485332that would make me irrationally annoyed to a point where I break down your team and why it's actually not that great :(
>>38485444but if you have a worse team you wouldn’t be able to do that
>>38485431unironically if you find yourself in that neck of the woods and fancy hanging out with an internet stranger let me knowTHO i would want to chat with you more to ensure you're not secretly mental and looking to idk collect tranny skulls or something AND also so i can do the prerequisite 'i am insane about how i look and worried i am catfishing accidentally' preamble
>>38485452your team only looks good because of the points, the underlying stats show that in fact you're lucky and my team is better in the long run
>>38485264
>>38485423>>38485437the more i think about it the more i come to the conclusion that the hottest thing here is the wind-up part like i like the concept of that being a bargaining chip or being withheld as a reward or similiar. like the other person could just not do the winding up and i couldn't do anything abt it
>>38485466>you’re only winning because i ran out of healthyeah ok my man, now hold this L
>>38485437Then do it then
ugh… my bf keeps refusing to replace my lower loins, so i keep removing it because it makes me uncomfortable, and he gets quite upset and says that “exposing my pelvis chassis to open air will dry the oil and cause it to rust” and that “im ruining his hard work” and he forces me to re-attach it.. i hate this..
reeling from thinking about how the trip i met irl today is even prettier in person than she is in her photos and videoshow does that happen? reverse anglefraudingmaybe we are all going to make it after all
>>38485472that is pretty hot i didnt think of that… damn
>>38485430And I’m not amab
>>38485482that was also my experience when i met a trip from here loli think people are just bad at taking pictures
>>38485368you plans will not be all that is laid bare
>no one mentioned the gooner anime figurine on eui’s deskwordddd
>>38485482I bet you're prettier in person too (you're pretty in photos)
>>38485506hi pichu
>>38485456Yeah sure. I'll risk you being secretly mental because you're probably fit (my head canon) and have a nice voice. I should call you when I'm walking to work for some entertainment and you can decide if I'm a nutter.
>>38485514not my desknot even my figure belongs to my fiancee (she's weird about that character, she's got like ten figurines and as many plushies and various other items and she's cosplayed her a bunch too), as do all the anime figurines in the apartment. the only cis woman here is also the only weeb. i do not own a single figurine.
>>38485426Then what are you waiting for?
>>38485523im sobe
>>38485506most pics are self portraits and the low self image of the artists often come through so no doubt many are much more attractive irl plus then you also see all their cute mannerisms
>>38485480he should really just cut to the chase and weld it
>>38485527damn that’s crazy (didn’t ask)
>>38485469Please don’t post pics of me
>>38485478clenched my fists at this comment
>>38485523>>38485530the person sobe replied to (>>38485482) was me (pichu)sobe why do people keep mixing us up
>>38485538embarassing middle school bully tactics
>>38485530more like sobeautiful
>>38485529I don't know who you are
>>38485552didn’t ask but thanks
New>>38485560>>38485560>>38485560
Can I have a hug?
>>38485536he asked about that once i told him i would jump into the river if that happened>>38485550im not actually sobe lol >>38485555nice digits babe i love you also im not sobe i lied
>>38485569one of you three really has to start using emoticons or not bottomcasing or something jesus
>>38485566Yes
>>38485433then ill cast some mal de ojos on putin and the poor fella wont even see it comin muahaha
