QOTT: Why'd you let the gen die?(Prev unavailable because lazy)
>>38562007I was the last person to make a post I made my contribution to delaying the inevitableI miss the anon I was talking to, shit sucks
>>38561577I mean I wouldn’t be surprised honestly, but neat I like turning on trans men it’s a passion of mine
Hello - I seem to have stumbled upon the FTM thread. Any "Poon"jabi out there? ("Poon" is an internet slang for FTM transgender) I am transitioned for 15 years :) Looking for FTM Sikh friends
>>38562007What's with the black cock obsession? It's some real chronically online stuff
>>38562059Ohoho, so you were hoping I was a trans man because I get bonus horny points for that, in that case you're welcome ;)So what are you buddy? Also hi thanks for coming to the new thread
>>38562117Exactly, I work hard for those bonus points!I’m just a cis guy that wants to spend his time with trans guys, like a little roach in the floorboards of this gen
This thread seems like its 90% cis menKinda like lesgen actually
>>38562163No it’s only about three of us, and we’re usually on rotating shifts
>>38562042Nail polish anon? That was me you were talking to. Dry blood nail polish does look quite nice.
>>38562201Buddy! I needed to know if you like my idea, now I do, thank you young man
>>38562126Hot take, acquire a trans man? Keep one where you live, feed him treats and one of those automated laser pointer towers or rope dog toy things. That way he will be too distracted to leaveI keep coming back to this hellhole because I like talking to perverts, but keep leaving because I hate talking to bigots. My dick keeps dragging me back
>>38562245Man I would love to acquire a trans man, the unfortunate thing is none of them want to acquire me :(That’s completely fair I’m the same way, this place is an addiction
>>38562107>Looking for FTM Sikh friendsIt's much easier to look for Christian FTMs, transition is mandated for all females if they want salvation. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAMhcO8WkSM
>>38562284Eh, describe yourself and I'll tell you if I'd kidnap you or notIt's the unfortunate truth of the world that if someone can only talk about something anonymously it's usually something that reflects poorly on them, which means it brings the worst out in the worst peopleAlso means people like us who don't want to be known for one aspect of ourselves or another can only find each other here. Wish there was a place where you could just hop in and chat without having to register and log in and all that that wasn't the one place famous for being taboo to not drop slurs
>>38562345I mean I guess I’m just a somewhat autistic masc guy, not too much to say. Tall, big, hairy, stupid. My friends call me a golden retriever and a gentle giant if that means anything lmaoAlso yeah as much as I love being anon here I wish there were more places I could be anon
>>38562217No problem, anon. Thanks for the suggestion.
>>38562403I'd probably throw you in the back of a van and drive you to a remote location. See? Look how easy that was. If you can hang out in spaces men might feel comfortable admitting they're trans, you might find one you can keep. Continue hitting on hot guys until one has everything you want. Although life might surprise you and you just wind up with a cutie pie cis man instead. Dick is dick after all. Only like .5% of the us population is a medically transitioned/trans disclosed individualExactly! It's the being anon I enjoy, not the, how shall we put it, atmosphere here
>>38562602Well hey, there we go. Kidnapping for cheap lmao. I’m okay with a cis man, I just have a preference for trans men I guess. If he hit all my boxes I wouldn’t care what’s in his pants I think
>>38562622Should we all be more concerned by how little you care about me kidnapping you? Even gentle giants deserve to be whisked away more elegantly. I wish I was a bear instea of a twink, would make manhandling easier
>>38562673I mean I’d be a little concerned but honestly I’m very passive. If I thought you were genuinely dangerous I’d fight back, but otherwise I’d just call it a ride with a buddy :)And hey nothing says a twink can’t do some manhandling, I’d allow it
i cant tell if it's just me because im trans or autistic but whats with women hating men or thinking they'll kill everyone. I never felt like that pre transition or felt like men were gonna kill me or something.
>>38562007thanks for reposting my drawing lol
>>38562746Well I'm more at ease knowing you wouldn't just let any random guy swoop you up, but that there would be an unspoken vibe check I would have to pass. There would be entertainment and pillows and blankets, I'm not a monster.So you get your very own trans man all to yourself, what do you do with him?
>>38562803Because you're a man
>>38562826I like the sound of entertainment and pillows and blankets :)Uhh, maybe we could cuddle and watch youtube or a movie? I like yapping and listening to others yap too
growing up i always felt envious of barren women in movies because i always felt like babies and pregnancy were stupid responsibilities that i never wanted.
>>38562840What are your physical boundaries? If I were to lie on top of you and nuzzle into your neck, is there something I might do that would make you uncomfortable? For me I'm alright being touched anywhere, but I don't like someone trying to take my clothes off me without asking firstI'm the yap master! The yappest! Love when someone else can go off on a tangent too that's big fun. You'll for sure find your guy
>>38562872I always thought "I'm just going to throw it in the trash". Every day I wonder how many babies have just been thrown in the garbage and died because no one bothered to dumpster dive that day
>>38562007QOTT: I was at work>>38562803Trauma projection + mass hysteria psyop to further divide the American people>>38562872I often wish I was infertile. I don't like kids, don't want kids, and pregnancy + birth is one of my top fears
>>38562891The infant mortality rate has always been high, so deliberate infanticide is probably easy to hide in those big numbers. Life is fragile
>>38562872When I was in Kindergarten I watched a WatchMojo top 10 weirdest parents or something and it talked super vaguely about a child my age getting pregnant and giving birth talking about how her reproductive system was mature and I thought you could spontaneously get pregnant with a phantom baby and I was hysterical for weeks but refused to tell anyone about it. Obviously the situation was a lot more horrific and unspecified it just stuck with me regardless
>>38562887I’m open to any contact I don’t think I have any serious boundaries, but I always appreciate asking first!Yapping together sounds like it’d be tons of fun! You seem really sweet anon, I wish I could get to know you better
>>38562803Mostly history and patriarchal societies requiring violence to work. Picrel. You're lucky if you haven't had family/friends/coworkers/strangers be physically violent or intimidating with you
>>38562961I've decided I agree with you, I rescind my previous statement
>>38562872I was very innocent and I didn't even think about pregnancy. I thought pregnancy was something you chose, which it sort of is.
>>38563003my mother always treated it like something that was forced upon her, and so do i.that being said i dont know why she is so adamant that I give her grandchildren. she has bpd
>>38562961>familyBoys get beaten up by female family members all the time.
Controversial but does anyone else not care about pregnancyI'll just go back to working out and taking my T once they're out kek
>>38563029I never said they didn't but we appreciate the insight
>>38562948>watchmojo>kindergartenmods!
>>38562958Well, the shitty part about this interaction is that it's in a vacuum. We have the smallest vaguest concept of each other, and no idea what's come before each of us. I like your company a lot and want to keep hanging out with you, but what if we've talked before? What if we've randomly hit on each other here before or met somewhere else and it already didn't work outIt's hard to get to know someone that is hard to disclose identifying characteristics to. Not to be overly serious or a buzzkillWould have been fun to talk about nothing until the sun came up and fallen asleep snuggled close
>>38563040Bruh think about what it would do to your body composition, posture, hips, that shit is permanent
>>38563049Oh :(But I mean, what if we have? What if this could rekindle something, hypothetically speaking? And if we haven’t, what if it brings something cool and new? Idk how to really say my point but I guess like, if you don’t open a door how can you tell what’s on the other side of it?I understand if you don’t want to though, it happens all the time here
>>38563049>>38563058Why r u reddit spacingI was the anon previous thread who also wanted a slimmer waist. I don't really care to pretend to be cis
>>38562007hello ftms, favourite manga? mines blue lock
>>38563110Big Bro's Data Folder
>>38563110Franken Fran
Plap, plap, plap hucowsGently in xer poonMerrily, merrily, merrily, merrily#1 NA fat ugly bastard goon
>>38563110Monotone Blue>>38563157Quirky girl spotted
>>38563223Opened in public awardAnon KYS
>>38563066Would we be getting to know each other more in the spirit of friendship, or is there a part of you that sees the potential for romance with me? The last time I had a buddy that I got close to where we decided to leave our intentions vague, it sort of became a situationship where he broke things off due to frustrations with the long distance and uncertainty. I don't want to go through that againWould talking every once in a while in the ftm general be enough or what do you want?
>>38563318I mean… realistically I don’t think I could pursue a romance with someone I don’t really know, but a friendship sounds nice to start :)I wouldn’t really wanna do something like that guy did, that feels kinda scummy imo
>>38563318Man that person sounds a little young to be honest
>>38563318Oops I forgot to answer your last bit, uhh idk I’m okay talking once in a while as anon but I think adding people on disc is my preferred way of making friends lol
>>38563265KEK
>>38563396I’m 22 I just type like a brainlet because I’m stupid
Someone on another board said that I "look like a really ugly character from Harry Potter (note: I forgot whom) but in a good way"
is my frame feminine?album#gdNgKuyQ5Nko
>never been to a gynecologist because the idea of them shoving stuff in my cooter makes me want to kill myself>have been ignoring random sharp pain in one of my ovaries for like a year nowAm I fucked?
>>38563455Hysterectomy time
>>38563455Just inject some ethanol into it anon>>38563401Did you stop looking like a fat woman?
>>38563455It's probably atrophy. Though I would recommend going to the doctor anyway, gynecologist exams don't have to involve pap test, they might be able to find the cause with no internal exam.
>>38563396The guy I was talking about, or the guy I'm speaking to here?Regarding the guy I was talking about, I suppose he had his reasons. We'd agreed from the beginning that either one of us was allowed to break it off at any time, but the way it went down and after all we had been through is what wore at me
>>38563110Billy Bat
>>38563455man up idiot and let the doctor inside your womb, you think cis men like having their prostrates examined?
>>38563453yeah super girlish
>>38563173artstyle reminds me of a book i read in middle school about conjoined twins, the cover had a really pretty manga artstyle
>>38563453how do i see it
>>38563495do you have female hips?
>>38563399Then we can keep hanging out here for a while until we're sure we want to be buddies. I might like an anime you hate, or be too into Deadpool and Wolverine, you might not need that in your lifeWait the conversation going on around us makes me want to know your age if that's alright, what if you're a kid!
>>38563486>you think cis men like having their prostrates examined?NTA but I would.
>>38563040>Controversial but does anyone else not care about pregnancyI actually prefer having the ability because I am gay and want to provide an actual home for the semen of the man I love. Also yeah what the hell just get back on T it's not an issue
>>38563522if you want I can probe your insides bro
>>38563516I mean I adored Deadpool and Wolverine and I’m usually fine with any anime, so that doesn’t sound bad to meAlso I’m 22 lmao, like I said I just type like an idiot
>>3856356122 is too young for a guy
>>38563577How old do you gotta be for 22 to be too young bro…
>>3856358932, a 10 year age gap is problematic... you're practically a child
>>38563614Wow yeah that’s a significant difference, that bites
>>38563561Fuck yeah! Loved that movie, it was so slapstick gratuitously violent while still being sentimental and sincere, hard balance to find but they did itWell those other anons are correct in saying that you are way too young for me, but insane for saying 22 is too young for a guy?? What does that even mean we all have been or will be 22 at some point damn. So just friends
unseecc/album#2sHUXpuQ0KYd if i lose more weight, consistently work out, and have patience on my second year of T, is this fixable? or am i gonna need some reconstruction done to fix this because i feel like i look deformed. i think i'm pretty close to luckshit proportions but these lovehandles and my trochanter are so obviously feminine
>>38563620yeah I suppose it can never happen then. I don't want to look like your dad
>>38563504unsee dot cc slash album#gdNgKuyQ5Nko
>>38563637the image is gone
>>38563629im not even gonna lie to you man you don't even look feminine you just look weird. i have never seen anyone built like this male or female
>>38563642think you're just entering wrong, it's set to last for 6 hours and is showing up for me
>>38563633Hey wait what, I was the one talking to him and having fun, why are you suddenly acting like he was gonna run off with you? Internet is wild man. He doesn't have to worry about anything he will obviously be popular wherever he goes
>>38563646oh nevermind lmao i set it to restrict after first view my bad
>>38563629and what's so wrong with looking feminine? you have the perfect build for plapping
>>38563643that's what i'm saying like i used to be obese which i know can fuck up your fat distro once you lose weight but idk i'm wondering if i have some sort of actual medical reason for this build. like my hips are pretty slim but my greater trochanter makes it look like i have really low hips or something. and my spine is crooked as fuck. i think im just gonna save up for body masculizining surgery or really press my doc at my next physical
>>38563453you look like the perfect lover for a high status man, not feminine just boyish
>>38563475i'm over a year on t so i no longer look like a woman but i wish i was fatter
>>38563659my ftm bf has the exact same build, I've never seen any biological female with so much muscle mass.
>>38563700that was when i was early testosterone, retard.
>>38563695muscle mass? i mean my upper body aint bad but my flanks really bother me, i'm so close to a v taper but the lower half is so...mushy
>>38563740>NeckbeardOh no no no no no....
>>38563748really the only "issue" you have is filling out the hip dips and then you look pretty much cis. my bf complains a lot about that even though I think it's hot personally. that's the only thing that stands out. as for the muscles yeah your upper body and legs are looking strong as hell. but let's not forget the ass, I know how it feels to grab that hunk of meat and going inside that thing... damn it's just like getting my dick gripped by a cis man's asshole
>>38563676Damn I wish someone would say that about me.
>>38563676yeah im going for twinked out #thankyou
>>38563628Just friends works lmao, I feel like most anons here are in their 20s so idk why they’re saying too young. Maybe I’m stupid>>38563647Idk about popular but I appreciate the compliment lol
>>38563740>female doe eyesbeside that I have to admit you are chudmaxing quite well
>>38563629I am fucking jealous of your skin. cardio and 3years of T got rid of the lovehandles for me
>>38563833why my skin? if its the lack of acne trust me you can see my shoulders in that pic they're nasty rn
>>38563453Literally dream boyfriend build holy
my hips hurt good from masturbating, i didnt change positions at all from the w pose for like 10 minutes because i was squirting so much i didnt wanna stop. fuck i feel so good rn im gonna sleep great
>>38563892How are you posing like a W how does that work
>>38563892Got a boner reading this
>>38563898
>>38563936That's an M
Should I get a fake online boyfriend just so I can feel human or is that a mistake?
>>38563968No I think that’s perfectly fine, what’s the harmt. fake online boyfriend
>>38563753yeah mom's been wanting to teach me to shave but long covid's kicking her ass>>38563806thanks
>>38563947it's a w from the front dipwad
I like my pathetic facial hair leave me alone
>BPD gayden>been up thinking about my last BPD gayden partner>10/10 hot and crazy but a cry bully>would say crazy shit in the Discord servers and then run to mods in DM when the target had even one decent comeback>relied upon being semi liked and people knowing they were semi suicidal>white so he could get away with it all>had to pull him aside and let him know this is weird he can't keep doing this>blows up on me for "defending people who are insulting him">explain no one insulting anyone (except for him)>they get mad and block me on everything>was kicked from last group we were in together because I "was a bad person">ex likely whined to admins before I even had the chance to drive home from actually being outsideI'm sure he's reading this right now desu.
>>38564783The key is to force a BPD person to be medicated AND in DBT before you let them into your life. Every BPD I've liked the company of was both because they're essentially normal people by that pointMy favorite BPDemon insult is accusing everyone who looks at them wrong of NPD to deflect.
>>38564845>they're essentially normal people by that pointI have to be honest anon... I hate that. If I wanted to sexo a normal person I would have one in 3 hours. But they're too boring as people, which is unattractive.
>>38564863Date an autist then
>>38562803¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I don't know, but I've been bitched at endlessly for calling that shit stupid.
>>38564783There are some really good things that come with BPD. I had a dear friend like this, she was absolute ride or die, would send money/help if there was a tough spot and if someone insulted me she went and started manic harassment campaign against that person all on her own.But the moment you do something that upsets BPD folk, you get on their shit list and they will forever hate you.
>>38565218I agree 100% this is the cycle of BPD life. Lots of money has been spent, and quite a few people targeted. I wish my current bf was borderline but he's simply ADHD and won't settle for individual targeting.
>>38562007i want to impregnate one of you liddle pooners with my gock.
How old you poons here are?
>>38564845>The key is to force a BPD person to be medicated AND in DBT before you let them into your life.This. I've known a couple people with untreated BPD and you really can't help them, they need professional help>>3856592620
>>3856592626
>>38565958Many BPD people want help but are unable to get it
>>3856592625. I come here on and off but prefer winter because it's too cold to do anything outside.
>>3856361410 year isn't too bad?now 26 might be... i mean the young one might not keep up>>38564845medicated? isn't any good medication for it right?dbt is king tho, if they make the effort
>>38565958>>38565960>>38566107yeah I'd stick the gock in one of you
>>38566024Oh 100%. That was not the case for the ones I knew though. One would lie to his therapist and the other refused to get help until our relationship fell apart>>38566116I'm not into women unless you look like Bayonetta or Megan Thee Stallion
>>38566136One I knew tried getting help from many sources but they all turned her down or made her wait for years.She was so self-destructive and everything was made worse by her wimp boyfriend who was unable on say no to her no matter what.
>>38566136What kind of men you like?
>>38566278Jiggly.
>>38565218Doing that shit to people isn't a good quality, even if it's in your defense. Defend yourself, people doing that kind of shit for you is not only embarrassing, but it should be necessary. Anything beyond telling the other person off calmly once then disengaging entirely if the behavior is too much if someone else is stepping in. Should be able to handle yourself outside of that or feel enough shame to learn if you can't. Having someone act like that on your behalf is just uncomfortable and looks weak. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ That's not a good quality by any measure, just unhinged bullshit.
>>38565218>>38566378should be unnecessary* I'm high
>>38566378Anything beyond telling the other person off calmly once then disengaging entirely if the behavior if the behavior doesn't stop. *I should probably stop trying to string sentences together and typing them for now. Oh well. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>38566378I'm a BPDemon anon... I grew up under your ideals. Turn the other cheek, calmly assert yourself, be mature and forgive and distance yourself... But all that happened was me being further taken advantage of. No one really cares about your "good quality" when you're being disrespected or humiliated. I'm happy to say this isn't the case now, thank goodness.
>>38566333Don't larp as me whore>>38566278I don't have any preferences honestly. Makes me laugh, cute, likes pooners
>>38566416You misunderstood what I said, I said when someone else is intervening on your behalf then that's the most they should do. You shouldn't need a guard dog unless you're too weak to care for yourself. Also escalating has its place so does staying calm, depends on the situation. Sometimes letting someone else self destruct by showing everyone they're a piece of shit while you remain calm is in your best interest when it comes to the longterm. People with BPD tend to try to win by going as far as they can think to in the short term and that's exactly why they suck at long term close relationships.
>>38562163lesgen used to be my favorite gen to lurk a few months back. it was cute and comfy. no idea why it became so toxic and moidy all of a sudden
>>38566512I'm guessing you're probably younger than I am, no offense
>>38566378Kek you clearly don't any know BPD people. I never asked her to do any of this, everything was done behind my back. she just felt so very strongly and it offended her sense of justice. BPD people have too much empathy. If BPD person loves you, they will do anything to "keep you happy", sadly they also fall out of love just as easily.
Poons here are too young
>>38566556hons from mtfgen decided they didn’t like the resident cissie
>>38566605i'm 28
>>38566560Doubt it highly. It's a fact that it's a sign of weakness to have someone else go on attack mode for you when you've been insulted. The only reason you think this is acceptable is female socialization I think. >>38566597I do know them, and I never said you asked, I said it's not a good quality but an embarrassing one. Good friends with 2 of them actually, and I've known others, dated one for 15 years. Doing anything to keep someone else happy isn't a good quality, even if you feel you benefit it it's a quality that shows an extreme lack of boundaries and self worth issues. It's not a "good trait," it's detrimental to both them and can be to others as well when it's misguided. I find it strange to feel pleased rather than embarrassed by their behavior, especially if it's on your behalf.
>>38566678from it*
>looking at the way the head of my tdick goes slightly to the left when fully hard imaging my dick would have a left hook if i were cis
>>38562825For... ba~ter... the by je
>>38562803AFaBs are fairly gullibleIt's in your best interest to self-describe as transman whenever possible so people don't think you're going to SPERM their POONHOLES and cause them to become PLUMP with CHILD
>>38562961I think the violence is expressed in different ways. Most women in my family(although parents were physical) and workplaces have been abusive but they do it socially and emotionally rather than physical. Even so, I dont think every women is some emotionally abusive monster. >>38562834kek'd anon thanks.
Fuck I might actually have sex with a guy tonight, any advice?
>>38566749Have fun.
>>38566749Practice your Kegels so you can squueeeeeezzzee that DICK
>>38562948wow it's almost like trannyism is born of trauma
>>38566732are you the fetish poster who shits up like 80% of the board
>>38566800>watchmojo video>trauma
>>3856592627I think it's time to retire from this place
>>38566116It's not a gock unless it's caged during sex
>>38562007how do i know if i dont pass or if i just have brainworms
>>38566989Going outside
>>38566999i did that and i dont get gendered as anything
>>38567025No pass
>>38567035my suspicions have been confirmed
>>38567051You're welcomeYou can unsee if you want and I'll be as objective as possible, but my perspective is going to be way more biased than any regular person you'd meet irl
>>38566605I'm picrel>>38567025Might be androgynous so people don't know what to use
>>38567064https://unsee cc/album#wUe5a9c6ufwx
>>38566749Get pregnant
>>38567141Yeah you look too androgynous for either direction. Nice jacket though. You'll make it after long enough. Get some minoxidil before your forehead grows any more.
>>38567141I recognize that face.But I'd say androgynous leaning masculine, with the eyebrows, forehead, and lips I'd gender you male. You've got a solid nose too
G won btw
>>38567185>recognisehaha... i must scurry away now...>>38567182>>38567185thank you to both of you. i suppose i'll have to wait a little longer. it's only been 10? months.also my forehead is just like this naturally and has been since i was a teenager :( i'm looking at hairline lowering surgery in the future.
Woke up ugly and unlovable again, it's over.
>>38567365Just date someone just as ugly
>>38566556im lurking lesgen rn and they seem normal today
rolling for pushups
>>38567608Reroll
>>3856689431 anon here. i come back every few years because people dont have brainrot beyond the shitposters
>>3856761738567617 pushups
>>38567617Just use the last 4 digits if 600 isn't enough for you
>>38567755I added em and did 2 sets of 25
>>38566989I get gendered female maybe once a year and I still have mad brainworms. are you on t?
>>38566883the fear of becoming pregnant is likely a trauma response. around age 9 i was terrified of my male best friend impregnating me so I made sure I wiped down the toilet after he used it and didnt sit too close to him. I think that reading about that Columbian girl who got pregnant at age 5 really fucked me up mentally
>>3856592634
>>38568038NiceHow long since you pooned out?
>>38567365It does not matter. I have had cute boyfriend for a long time despite getting uglier and uglier every day. Men get blinded by love
>>385689483 years on T
>>38568978Is it the T making you uglier and uglier? How?
>>38568978This honestlyI get blinded by love really easily, my ex let himself go during our relationship and it took him breaking up with me to realize how different he got
>>38569015No, I have permanent illness
>>38569028This would happen to my boyfriend no doubt. I used to be good looking, he got crush on me the first time he saw me. I look like shit now but he says I still look amazing, he is truly blind
>>38569102It’s kind of sweet in a way though, I think. I’m glad that my love is this way because I wouldn’t want someone’s physical appearance to be the reason I break up with them
>>38569132Thats true
Are there any breedable FtMs left here besides G? These threads used to be filled with bonus hole cuties, now it's only this obese disgusting woman, transwomacks and tomboy enjoyers.
>>38569352You are not even trying
Who is your favorite lolcow, anons?I'll go first. I've been interested in Ash Trevino lately.
hello boys, mtf boymoder passing by, i'm 5'3 btw
>>38569352how big is your polack cock?
>sneeze>piss a little bitafab bodies are actually fucking disgusting how can anyone desire this shit
>>38570293>piss a little bitProbably discharge not piss
why can't this happen to ftms?
>>38570380Because you aren't starting as male and amping it up from there, you start as a straight up chick and have to masculinize from nothing. Also picrel is a major outlier when it comes to dudes on gear anyway
>>38570293Its your own fault for not working on your pussy muscles. If you did, you could chop a cock in pieces with you little poonDo better.
>>38570293I think you might have bladder issues
>>38570678Did your menses stop on t yet?
>>38570405yea but can this happen with enough time? or are ftms destined to look 12 forever?
>>38570807when you are 35y you can finally look like an adultits worth waiting
>>38570840>>38570840>>38570807just lift bro
>>38570293have you considered not pissing yourselfif my mom can, so can you
>>38570849that beard also helps here
>>38570849he is so nice looking
>>38566136>I'm not into women unless you look like Bayonetta or Megan Thee StallionI'd cosplay for you liddle pooner.>>38566953noooo... let the gock free to be safe and warm in the poon.
>>38570707Fair enough.
>>38570902No, I didn't mean it like that, i was just curious. But good point i guess haha
I think I have a crush on reverse-trapmoder, nobody tell him tho
>>38570935how does he look like?
>>38570948like that southpark wow nerd
>>38570868yeah but that is a bit of the problem, 'looking nice' isn't really masculine. Beards have become so prevalent among men because it is an easy way to hide soft, feminine, 'nice' looking faces. It puts a patina of masculinity on an otherwise feminine face.
>>38571026
>>38570948In my head he looks like a boy
>>38571086so many men cannot even grow a beard
>>38571091what is wrong with you. why are you like that :(
you poons have been slow and boring today. try being more active ok?
>>38571289Don’t talk to my husbands like that
>>38571293someone needs to whip them up
>>38571353It’s a lazy day that’s all
>>38571289What did you post about that got ignored?
>>38569352G doesn't post here anymore
>>38571152That is true, and that is definitely a full beard in the picture and it absolutely does add more to masculinity. But the underlying critique of the nice face remains.
>>38571151Depends on the day and who you ask>>38571161I'm just built like that
>>38571499I saw her post earlier today but someone called her a whore and she disappeared
>>38571289I'm sickPost hobbies
Are there even any pooners left in this gen, it's all cis male
>>38571581Home Baked from scratch
>>38571565I say it’s every day and it’s always when you ask me
>>38571569I have seen her every day here
>>38571581>>38571605I also baked this a bit ago.
>>38571605Must smell nice
>>38571614Yeah, exactly
>>38571620Are you fat?
>>38571605>>38571620Looks great. Thought the sourdough was a fucked up pizza from the thumbnail lol
>>38571642Fat people want food now not enough self control to bake first
>>38571605>>38571620you'll be a great mother
>>38571626It did>>38571642yes>>38571646Thanks. Technically it isn't a sourdough bread but a loaf made from a Poolish which is close to a sourdough in that you let yeast water and dough ferment overnight then mix it in the dough, but it doesn't ferment long enough to get the wild yeast strains of whatever area you are in to take over the culture and give the more sour flavor of those breads.
>>38571670Are you gloves alt? I cannot believe that there would be two fat pooners here
>>38571653Nigella Lawson looks pretty full figured and she likes to cook/bake
>>38571605>>38571620Looks delicious, I'm craving bread now. My sis just made some potato bread from scratch I'm excited to try
>>38571742Uhhhm thank you anon that's nice lol
>>38566111It varies from person to person but it can help a lot if they're emotionally unstable or early on DBT
Do any of you poons like sports?
>>38571950I would if I were a sodomite
>>38571718No, I am not Gloves.
>>38571803I made something called a Burnt Basque Cheesecake a few years ago. It was pretty tasty too. Paired it with a Raspberry coulis.
>>38571289pay me to dance
>>38572359>Raspberry coulisNice. Never had or made this but I saw a crazy /ck/ thread where someone made foie gras into some sort of congealed *cake* with a layer of raspberry coulis on top. I make a lot of creme brulees and souffles at work. I will look for some photos now.On the new dessert menu I just made my first cake. Gingerbread layered with mascarpone whipped cream and caramelized apples, but I don't have a photo of that yet.
>>38572613>Gingerbread layered with mascarpone whipped cream and caramelized applesThat sounds really good. Did you add any spices to the apples or just caramel? At first thought cinnamon would be nice with them, but then I wonder if that would cover up the gingerbread flavor of the cake itself.
that anon was right i do have bizarre proportions i feel like a freak
>>38572791The gingerbread has a lot of flavor going on already. Cinnamon, ginger, clove, nutmeg. The apples only get sugar and lemon juice.
>>38572849What do you mean?
>>38572854>The apples only get sugar and lemon juice.That sounds better, so there isn't too much to overshadow the gingerbread.
>>38572955Exactly. It's my chef's recipe, I haven't come up with much on my own besides flavors of ice cream. He's extremely talented (but would never say so) and used to be a pastry chef for a long time. I appreciate the chance to learn from him as long as I can
>>38571718retard
>>38570293ive had this issue for years and idk what to do about it. i don't wanna try kegels for it because my ftmussy is too tight already
>>38573102also idk how to cook or bake
>>38573171Tight ftmussy…
>>38573246What do you eat? What's your diet like?
>>38573256frozen food. that's it. i don't go to restaurants often because i can't afford it and my family rarely cooks
>>38573262Thats kinda sad
>>38573262I can't blame you brother I was the same way for a long time. It was only the last 2 years I started getting hooked on fruits/veggies more often and started making food at home.I think it has something to do with neglect.
>>38573251i can't fit more than a finger in there without intense pain. its not as nice as it sounds
>>38573341I could fix you
>>38573314desu i hate the taste and texture of most fruits and vegetables which makes it hard for me to eat them
>>38573422Jesus that's sad
>>38573341i can relate, it hurts so fucking badapparently it's vaginismusnow i just like anal
>>38573429i want to try dilating to see if i can "fix" it but i'm an ugly autist and virgin so its not like i would ever need to. all i need to get off is roidclit stimulation anyways
>>38573426i like oranges, bananas, watermelons, tomatoes, carrots (uncooked only), and a few other things. it's vegetables (asides from carrots) i have problems withi also like potatoes cooked in just about every way but thats not a fruit or vegetable
>>38573551You are so cute listing the fruits you like (: makes me want to feed you and watch you rub your big belly when youre full
i'm really struggling to comprehend anything not explicitly laid out as if meant for a kid what causes this brain fog
>>38573580long COVID, PTSD, depression, thyroid problems, etc.for me i get like that when im unmedicated, but it could be any number ofthings
>>38573455i've tried dilating but that's not the problem, i think i need to take this kind of localized estrogen cream that rehydrates your pussy after Talso being an ugly autistic virgin does not impact your chances as much as you might think, trust me
I wish I didnt get the covid vaxx
>>38573609no one cares. post something interesting
>>38573587i'm embarassed that i have to ask people to be more specific about stuff because i KNOW it is not complex things i'm being told. it feels like everyone is speaking an alien language lately. like nothing makes sense to me lately
>>38573668it sounds like you could benefit from medication
>>38573577thanks!
>>38573891My schlong is 7 inches btw
>>38573901i'm not into schlong, that's one of the most well known facts about me
>>38573654The covid vaxx made my tits bigger
playing with my ass for the first time since being on T and holy fuck, even just starting its so good. before it just felt like nothing, now even if i feel pain it ends up feeling good after a minute.
>>38573914Idk if it works like that
>>38574154Well it did. I had one bra I always wore for years and after the vaxx it started barely fitting. No change in diet or weight
>>38574168Huh well that’s weird. How big did you end up getting?
>>38573678im already on meds
well i sliced up my shoulder, patched it up, had a panic attack, took 150mg of hydroxyzine, then went for a run. now i'm back home and still feel suicidal and crazy. i'm gonna end up in the loony bin this year i can feel it
>>38574317>shoulderVery nice choice. Wrist or thigh is incredibly gay
>>38574329used to do thighs and arm when i was an alcoholic because i didn't care at all. now i try to have some decorum as a self harming loser by keeping it where it really can't be seen
>>38574154https://journals.lww.com/prsgo/fulltext/2024/12000/the__pfizer_boob_job___a_case_of_unexplained.52.aspx
my dad told me to man up and grow some balls todaywhat does he think I've been doing for the past ten years
>>38573601idk if being on T can cause vaginismus, ive never heard of that. i do know about dysphoria causing it or T causing dryness though.>being an ugly autistic virgin does not impact your chances as much as you might thinkwell ive thought about putting myself out there on dating apps but i get schizo as fuck about posting my face online and being in the public eye
>>38570849I'm trying bro
Somebody told me FtM are incredibly horny. How badly do you crave dick? I posted in one of these threads one time and people were begging to see my cock. Is that normal or what, I have no idea.t. Random cis dude lurking
>>38575317Well did you post it? You need to prove you're cis somehow
>>38575317>How badly do you crave dick?just woke up in the middle of the night to finger my ass and watch more gay porn
>>38575649Based…
>>38575317I'm only into pussy. If a MtF is pre bottom surgery I doubt it'd matter much as long as I'd top.
>>38575984I did not think I could love you more
>>38575317Did you post your dick?
>>38576258>>38576258>>38576258
Can you touch your toes without bending your knees, ftmg?I recall going to a sauna and the cis men couldn't touch their toes.
>>38576397Are you finnish? I can touch my toes
>>38576409I'm AmericanAnd no, the men I'm talking about were not fat
>>38576665Cis men are not as bendy as ftm. My boyfriend cannot touch his toes