Every tranny should be a trad wife that cooks yummy food for her husband
>>38579757her self*
>>38579767For both
>>38579767That sounds miserable. Cooking alone seems terrible
>>38579757this is fact checked and true
>>38579757Disagree. Being a tranny doesn't change my basic nature, and conforming to bullshit like that is not part of my nature. Plus I like women. Why would I marry a man?
>>38581054ngmi
>>38581065I will and do make it just fine tyvm
>>38581054why would you even transition if you don't like men?
>>38579757i feel more like cooking poisonous food for everyone who ever abused me
>>38581092Because my sexuality has nothing to do with my gender? I didn't transition in order to fit a mold. I'm being myself.
>>38579757true but replace husband with wife unless he's cute ig
>>38579757i've never met a tranny that could cook something as simple as scrambled eggs without help
>>38581174eggs are gross
>>38579757eat before you post
>>38581174I would like a tranny to teach to be a functional, upper middle class person. We could break up after but I’d like to be their mentor bc I’m good at everything but emotionally distant and not compatible with long term relationships
>>38581216spoken like a true toddlerbrained autistic tranny. go eat your nuggies sweetie, daddy will be up to play with you soon
>>38581174i can cook but idk how to scramble eggs, i never do that cuz i’m not br*tish
>>38581226you'd have better luck trying to teach a goldfish about the intricacies of the three body problem. at least the goldfish wouldnt start crying and cutting itself
>>38581174Isn't scrambled eggs just mixing an egg and putting it in a frying pan, I'm sure they could probably do it fine
>>38581236in what strange world do you live in where scrambled eggs are a bri'ish thing
>>38581246you'd really think that, wouldn't you? you'd really, truly think that. you have a lot of hope in trannies, i'm not sure if that's admirable or foolish.i'm saying this based upon experience. i personally have had to advise trannies (plural) on how to not burn the house down when cooking something as simple as eggs.
>>38581247in the normal world, i just either cook eggs softly, fry them in water, or i make an omelette.>>38581259what trannies r y frens with that almost burn down a house while cooking??? r they like actually retarded?
>>38581273>fry them in water
>>38581239No cutting yourself in my house, she will boil an egg and get ten minutes of sewerslvt in return, as a start
>>38581283yes u put water on the bottom of the frying pan instead of butter or olive oil. way healthier and i like the taste better.
>>38581292its worse than i thought. no wonder all trannies are so emaciated looking
>>38579757i cook too so i dont need my trans gf to cook
>>38581332it’s really good, u don’t need salt and fat added to all ur food anon
>>38581353i want you to do an experimentlay flat down on the floor, on your back, and stand back up without grabbing onto anything. then as soon as you get up, sit back down on the floor and stand up again. repeat this process 10 times and then we can talk
>>38581366y?
Sounds cute in theory but you'd be hard pressed to find a tranny actually willing to do this. Plus domestic life with the average one sounds miserable
>>38579757this but im naked and wearing a buttplug
>>38581145Ywnbaw
>>38581338Well honestly good for you cooking is a good skill
>>38581259It doesn't really matter if it's foolish or not I just try to see the best in peopleWell at least just needing advice isn't that bad if they learnt from it :)
>>38579757
>>38581224lol'd
