POOP IS LUBE
>>38600568What about diarrhea?
you dont know how horrid shit can smell until you fuck a bottom who consumes nothing but cheezits, chips, and monster energy
>>38600720Describe it.
>>38600779like someone farted into a moldy sweaty sock and made you inhale it
>>38600720Need to know does my shit stink if I mostly eat nuts, fruit, granola and yoghurt because now I feel bad to anyone who topped me lmao
>>38600939idk I've never dated a woodland critter before
>>38600651Diarrhea is super duper lube>>38600720The poop is lube. Wear a gas mask next time
Terrible threadI give it a 1.5/10
>>38600568Actually the mucous produced by your large intestine that is designed to help your poop exit your butthole is lube. If you eat fiber it gets produced more. So eat a shitload of fiber before anal I'm sure nothing will go wrong