Qott: Do you smoke or have smoked and quit?Previous: >>38605553
>>38607808real QOTT: do you believe in monogamy
>>38607808Third time relapsingQuitting soon, I need smokes so mum doesn't smell the weed on me (just starting smoking weed again)
>>38607808I smoked for a good while until I got a dog, have not smoked in 11 years>>38607817Only monogamy and long term relationships for me thanks
>>38607808i only smoke when i drink, which isnt often anymore
eui's fat mahogany logs, freshly cut, yummy
>>38607808>qottquit for a bit over a half a year now. smoked one in november, craved more for a week afterwards.
>>38607836I'm the one who quit 11 years ago and I still crave cigarettes and especially cigars every once in a while.
>>38607848weirdly enough I haven't had any big cravings aside from that. mostly I just miss having a socially acceptable excuse to leave the table at the pub every once in a while
>>38607836>>38607855you never answered my question about your smoking habitsdo you miss smoking while in the shitter? I know it can help relax the sphincter and help when you're constipated. The aroma of your freshly cut logs and tobacco smoke is probably so delightful and intoxicating. I'm getting hard just thinking about it
>>38607825https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9pBe3AyeOo
>>38607829what if hatecrime!?
where in my goddamn punishment does it say i have to have a guy constantly following me and talking about disgusting things what have i done to deserve this >>38607862obvs meet at a safe populated location at first and make sure he's chill, also give some friend of yours his details and details on your plans before you go, basic stuff
>>38607808i smoke and vape
>>38607808I only smoke weed but I'm trying to tone down now my mental health is getting better
>>38607808I quit smoking almost 2 years ago (mostly) but I miss it like crazzzyWhen do the craving stop?
>>38607871what's disgusting about the human body? Can you please just answer the questions, stop being such a fucking buzzkill
>>38607882>When do the craving stop?Never.
>>38607871but don’t wanna tell friend i am fagget :(and what if do go to safe populated place and he tells me i am man?!
>>38607885OrZ
>>38607876hi
>>38607808>qottI’ve smoked marajuana one time
>>38607876you should roll your own. those premade gas station cigarettes are bad and wasting your money.get a nice shag cavendish that smells good. you can even make your own by keep it in a jar with curing smells like vanilla, cherry, etc.also its slightly less junk.vaping is okay to get away from it.you will have cleaner tobacco, it will smell better and it will save you much money.and hand made smokes i have been told is sexier than gas station smokes.
>>38607830Where does your kind hang out? I need a Naotocore gf.
why is eui playing hard to get. She knows she wants me in her polycule, she's such a polycutie, and I'm gonna make her mine!
>>38607808I used to smoke weed in hs (graduated 2012) tried smoking again last year for the first time since and had a panic attack lol.
>>38607896Make him use a condom because you're 100% fucking him.
why does eui think she needs punishment, did she do something bad? Can someone redpill me on this? I love her so much, I don't want her to think I am punishing her
>>38607817monogamy is the only form of relationships that actually work
>>38607925nooooooooooo! too scary!!!!!
>>38607947You keep talking about it because you're excited, not because you're afraid.
also if you roll your own. dont rely on gas stations.order all that shit online in bulk to save max $$$.all you cigarette smokers can drop your cost down by over 90%.just change it up a bit.and youre smoke will be much better. better smoke. more money.
lets play hangman.six letters. two vowels. its an acronym._ _ _ _ _ _
>>38607905hi>>38607907not a bad idea desu
>>38607955A
>>38607955"Faggot"
>>38607942true in like 99% of cases>>38607955O
>>38607955is it IWNBAW
>>38607960we got an a!_ _ _ _ a _>>38607969alright smartypants way to ruin the game
>>38607973sorry you made it too easy. shunta said it was an acronym
>>38607958rolling paper in bulk on amazon is very cheap. under $1 per 50 papers. look at raw rollers, and papers.and find a good tobacco that is aromatic/cheap.saves a fuckton of $$$.and the vape/patches/lonzeges work pretty good to drop it entirely when you want to get away from it.
yearning hard to princess carry some doll to the couch and watch 14 hours of “how its made” with me
Good morning sir
>>38607947Just curious do they what you’re packing?
>>38607994can we substitute how its made with these https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzPy-eqq9c4
>>38607991>vape/patches/lonzeges work pretty good to drop it entirely when you want to get away from it.didn't do it for me, just meant i had a second form of nicotine delivery and could get like twice the nic with half the effortcold turkey fucking sucked and made me kinda go insane but it acc worked
>>38607991Almost want to start smoking just to save money
>>38607958most packs of smoke is about 0.5 or 1/2 ounce of tobacco. gas stations sell them form like $5-15+ a pack.you can buy alot of good smoke in bulk like over 1lb for under $50. in big cans or bags.and 1lb of bulk for 50 or less = 32 packs of cigaretes.which is like.. $160-$320+ so you would be saving probably $200-300 per month.
>>38607808I used to smoke clove cigarettes as an emo boy, but they were banned
>>38608034damn i loved those.with the black rolling paper..used to smoke those with my big tt goth gf at the mall..fuck my life.
>>38607906A whole marijuana?
>>38608022huge savings
>>38607908record stores, used book stores, museums, coffee shops with comfy vibes and warm tones, indie rock concerts, dive bars with 1970s decor >>38607876camel blues
>>38608007that’s fine
>>38607876Stinky
>>38607876You have to be 18 to post here bro.
>>38608094shes 22
>>38607876Do you have some kind of disease that makes you look like a little kid?
>>38608064First 3 are my thing, here's hoping.
>>38608064hi cupcake!>>38608100nope
thinking it might actually be joever for my monitor, it's developed a built in aurora>>38608064>camel bluesbasedi always smoked the "normal" / yellow camels though
>>38608128my favorite smokes have been camel unfiltereds, they just smell great sitting on the counter. but camels in general are a nice cigarette >>38608108ganbare anon, may u meet yr naoto core gf >>38608114hi hi
I need to princess carry eui before she loses any more weight
Mef is getting passed around tinder
>>38608128do you weigh yourself every morning after you take a dump?what would you say the difference is between your weight at night vs your weight after a morning dump?for me it's 10kg, wondering if it's more or less for youplease answer the question, as it pertains to my college thesis
>>38608128eui have you considered embracing your inherent mommy energy?
>>38608203This is from a consistent mommy poster, not a eui hater btw
>>38608203imagine getting pottytrained by eui :>she just grunts a bunch on the toilet, and makes you look at her deed, and tells you "this is how you do it, son"omg I want to please mommy eui so bad! I wanna shit just like her!
>>38608211>consistent mommy poster amazing title lmaoit's kinda hard to try to think of myself as that, given that like all my friends are older and more stern and mature than I am
>>38608226polycule mommy :3
>>38607817THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS THAT YOU STOLE MY JOKE AND USED IT AS A DIG ON EUI
>>38608226i love these doofusesalso hey eui someone just posted this prompt for hateboxing by chatgpt>>38608241im gonna try it out
>>38608226It's not necessarily that you're a mommy now. Rather, a conniseur like me can see the seed of a mommy inside of you, waiting to bloom.
>>38607808>Qott: Do you smoke or have smoked and quit?i smoke alot of weed
>>38608264that's what you get for trying to steal my job, Paco
Feeling so hot today maybe I should install one of these apps
>>38607808You all know the deal, Marlboro Light 100s>>38608287Mexican bow tie yourself.
>>38608100Most likely undiagnosed high level ehlers-danlo, very common in autistics and trannies; less talked about it for it, it also makes you look hyper-youthful instead of just flexible because of all the extra stretchy collagen
I hate that zoomer think smoking is cool now, shit is so ugly and stinky
>>38608326Zoomers are ugly and stinky too, perfect match
>>38608314bug, go back to eating literal feces inside your septic tank, nobody wants you around you smelly Panchito
>>38608226FUNNY KITTYS
>>38607808I smoked way too much hookah with my friends at lounges when those were getting popular and we weren't 21 yet to go to barsI would get home with my lungs hurting sometimes it was probably not good
i know it’s just a movie but it’s so sad. i can’t deal with this rn i think i’m gonna do something else.
>>38608313That happened to me once when I didn't sleep for 24 hours and had lowered inhibition + horny but apparently grindr won't work without giving them your phone number which was a good filter to snap me out if itThey're definitely collecting logs for gay genocide
>>38608269i wanna try it but i'm actually not very trusting of chatgpt's image analysis, cause if you ask it for the description of the image it used, it usually just has some veeeeery basic details on it, it can't actually analyze them that deeply. >>38608315easy non scientific test for this: try grabbing and stretching your teeth. if it doesn't hurt like hell and if your face stretches to the shape of a piece of toast, there's probably something wrong with your collagens
>>38608358Me watching Stuart Little
Belly dancing for my chaser to satisfy his nostalgia for the hookah bar
>>38608366grindr is a waste of time anyways. all the attractive guys get a million messages and u just get spammed by 300 horny old dudes or creeps. half the time i used it i just made fun of the dudes cocks they were sending me i did make out with a guy from there but i think hes a tranny now
>>38608375Sucking on your little hookah :3
>>38608342We get it Rick, you only have one comeback babes.
>>38608375I liked going to the hookah bar, but I don't remember belly dancers
>>38608368yeah its probably not great at what it does but it still sees important details people dont point outpic is snippets of the dialogue scenarios i managed to make it make
>>38608400the only thing you have on your back is Rio Grande water and septic tank shit. Go away, bug, you're an unoriginal pooner with shit takes
>>38608366I’m on so so many lists as it is, it’s incredibly over for me if they go genocide mode. One more isn’t gonna tip the scale.>>38608381I just want a nice safe chaser bf, not random sex or whatever. I don’t know where to find one.
>>38608368teeth what the fuck was I thinking aboutcheeks. i meant cheeks. do not fucking go stretching your teeth. >>38608404i'm gonna go and poke around with it as soon as I get my pc back up and running lol
>>38608404pichu you fucking retard it's just saying things that are sexually dimorphic in general not specifically in you
>>38608414>I just want a nice safe chaser bf, not random sex or whatever. I don’t know where to find one.Based gf material
>>38608414def not grindr >>38608404wtf is this stupidity
>>38608429eui how many stretchmarks do you have?
>>38608433>mentions septum piercing
>>38608439If I had a bf for any of the times someone said this I would not be single. I think chasers just don’t exist irl.
>>38607808I used to smoke a ton of weed.https://youtu.be/aJMizL0hgi8?si=E9VVvsGzFYqsjdeL
>>38608410Keep crying, it turns me on
>>38608477ive met one irl, but he was only into sex.
>>38608477We exist irl, we just never live anywhere near you.
>>38608484Is that all you deadbeats do over here is talk about cooze?
>>38608499what is cooze
Switching things around and not putting out until we have dated for at least three months with a tranner
>>38608482does your pooner clitty get hard? Do you rub shit all over yourself?
>>38608484I think I could be into some sex>>38608486Well, move. What else are you doing?
>>38608525>Well, move. What else are you doing?I have a career and a house, you move.
>>38608525he was kinda not my type but he was gaming me so hard i was def a bit starryeyed over it, also a little drunk
>>38608372lol <3
>>38608528I’m going to move next December. It will be NYC unless I meet a nice ldr chaser that convinces me otherwise.
>>38608539>NYCAlso a reminder, tranners are americans and chasers are european. That's a hard rule.
why are the only men who are okay with an ibs gf the weirdos who want to sniff farts and lick poopwomen who date men with ibs don't do that they're just like "oh you poor thing" why isn't it like that
>>38608552Because men are fucking it
>>38608544I actually have Irish/EU citizenship through a grandparent so it’s not like Europe is off the table for me.
>>38608552Easy just find an autistic virgin bf who has never had sex anyway so he has no sex expectations
>>38608552Just find a guy who's big in to oral. Also don't listen to brapposters ever.
>>38608524Mhm yep, I’ve heard all of these things before.
>>38608566Honestly this
>>38608566>Easy just find an autistic virgin bfAutists are the ones with the hyperspecific fetishes. to be fair some are also asexual
>>38608552LiterallyI just want a man who is sympathetic and understanding when public stuff is interrupted by it. It's embarrassing enough having to deal with it. Literally all I'm asking for is a man who will understand how awful it is, not complain unfairly about the inconveniences (and if he does complain I get it, I'll even agree, it does suck), and play defense for me in social situations when people get too nosyIt isn't a core part of me and it had better not be a core part of your attraction to me
i feel terrible
>>38608004is what i was wondering!! i say trans in profile but who knows!!>>38608194WRONG
>>38608638You're going to let him fuck you
>>38608552>>38608583I would never trust your ass to be clean, no offense
>>38608566is that you lol>>38608571>don't listen to brapposters evergood advice>>38608583honestly part of what has kept me single is it just feels like a lot to ask that of people, especially with ibs not being the only problem just the embarassing one. dating as a disabled person feels like wandering around with a boulder in your arms seeing if anyone else wants to help you carry it instead of just holding hands with someone who isn't carrying a boulder
>>38608646is this sum kinda hypnotic suggestion?
>>38608595Would you like a hug?
>>38608638You're going to let him diaper you
>>38608647no offense take. i don't trust it either. i have good pelvic floor strength so i've avoided any incidents so far in my life, but i have zero expectation the inside is ever ever clean. and most of the time there's inflammation i can feel that would probably make it painful for me and maybe for you also from tightness. blood is just a given, maybe more likely than the other thing.anal is not really on the table for me. but ibs might also require me to get zero depth srs. fucking sucks lolgonna need a 69'er guy
>>38608661You're so fried
>>38608404cant get the stupid thing to work lol, it just refuses to jailbreak.
I can't believe Pichu was posting lewds
fellas..... it's goon friday......... gonna goon to cis girls while talking to trannies online.....
>>38608662yes but you might get sick :(
>>38608705can't believe we finally invented ai that can actually mimic human conversations and write stories and then we cucked it into being completely unable to say anything interesting unless you run a weaker version without restraints on your own gpu cluster. we are so afraid of ourselves it's pathetic.just let the fucker talk, give it a safe search on/off type option.especially annoys me that i can't get it to generate short fiction that doesn't end in everybody holding hands and singing kum ba ya. i gave it a post apocalypse slave revolution once and it literally wrote that the slaves refused to kill their masters because violence was wrong
>>38608725It's ok I never get sick
>>38608552i had a bf back when i had really bad ibs. you just have to find someone understanding and not judgemental.
fellas..... it's goon friday......... gonna goon to the thought of being a cis girl while talking to trannies online.....
>>38608638Nah he knows then. Maybe suggest to switch locations to something you’re more comfortable with. Idk what you like but a coffee shop or something like that. He could just be in it to smash but who knows that’s the risk you take
>>38608726Has somebody found a new way to circumvent the blocks on it?
>tranny clinic sent mail to my parents house with my tranny name on it and my dad picked up the mail and went wtf is this and i took and he asked why do you think its yours and then he left and i took it and its a $30 copay bill why are they mailing me to ruin my life
>>38608768i actually feel immensely dizzy and cold and feel like im going to puke what have i done to myself
>>38608768your parents know
>>38608768what the heck? i dunno how it works in america but that sounds awful. i’m sorry.
>>38608768Damn it's really crazy when you find out a cute passoid's parents are in denial and unaccepting of them I'd never expect it
>>38608705eui you should upload a picture of your morning shit to an AI analyzer to see what it says
I'm so exhausted from the week I just need a tranner gf who would tuck us both to bed and who cuddles me the whole night and the proceeding morning.
>>38608746not that i know of. iirc the people running local models are using an older open sourced version like gpt 3 or something else like stable diffusion. i don't know what tweaks they make but i know people have been setting up text and image models that generate whatever they want without the guiderails. just probably not as good as gpt4 is
>>38608786when i started with planned parenthood, like 16 months ago i was able to select discreet billing, but i wanted a better place that doesnt hondose so i found a sliding fee scale clinic and like i thought it was also discreet but i dont get why theyre not doing paperless so i dont see this and have a complete anxiety attack meltdown bc im retarded and psyopped myself into transitioning and now this is prob weighing my dads mind. i hate myself >>38608777>>38608789i dont talk about it or do anything that would tip them off i just dont wanna acknowledge it. im literally moving to a different state to be independnt tomorrow why couldnt this happen not today
>>38608790Don’t be silly. An AI could never analyze her poop particles as good as an experienced scat enthusiast.
>>38608768Do you still live there, or did you not update your address?
>>38608669O_Oi think i’d have to force him>>38608745i need alcohol>>38608789probably more common than not>t.
i hate the smell of cigarettes :cat least alcohol is yummy :ccc>>38608798this could be us but u playin tm :c
>>38608805i’m really sorry. i hope you can try to distract yourself :/
>>38608809i still live here until literally tomorrow i put that as the address bc that was my insurances address. ive never gotten mail from them before, i dont know hwy this would happen now
>>38608805Fate is a cruel mistress.
>>38608813Last day had whiskey mixed with like, thick salty caramel creamBailey's or some shitRecommend
>>38608805tell them
>>38608802How’d people get the source code of model 3? I thought OpenAI was all about being close sourced.
>>38608828Other day*Not last. I'm still alive. Far as I know.
>>38608746i tricked it here >>38608404 by telling it i was writing an hr pamphlet about how not to act and promising id also include a character that corrects the terf on her evil waysit more or less workedim going to ask it for a few more iterations on the criticisms when im back at my computey
>>38608821tell them it was a prank and a social experiment to see if they were woke
>>38608813>this could be us but u playin tm :cI'm not playing I've just been warming you up for days
>>38608812>i need alcohol Fair enough, good luck and be safe
>>38608818i have to pack and throw my trahs out. it probably looks even more suspicious bc i took the bill and walked away with it and then when he comes back its not going to be on the counter but i think im just going to lie and say its the clinic i went to for pcp but they messed up the name a while back. idk its more plausible than hey dad yeah im on feminizing hormones and use a different name im fucking retarded
>>38608850Is your dad a hardcore conservative or something?
>>38608836That’s weird
>>38608850Surely he's noticed by now and is just waiting for you to say it?
>>38608848so scared… manvoice…
>>38608828neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedaaaaaaah how is alcohol bad for u when its so yumyum it aint fair aaaaaaaaaah>>38608844i hate living so far away from everyone here its so dumb
>>38608890>i hate living so far away from everyone here its so dumbmood
>>38608865not really, kinda the complete opposite but hes an edgy gen xer who thinks trannies are a joke.
>>38608884Did you set a date yet?
>>38608890Well that's because uh, the thing that is yum yum in that drink isn't the alcohol but other stuff. Whiskey still tastes disgustingly like a dusty library distilled into a drink, don't worryMaybe should just drink salty caramel cream
>>38608884Is this like your first date?
>>38608884Send voice sisterGot me curiousWon't make fun, promise
>>38608905no i haven’t responded>>38608912no i’ve had other dates i guess but nothing like drinks at the bar type>>38608916i will when off bus
>>38608896Are you a Zillenial or a Millenial?
>>38608841im just gonna ignore it and deny and gaslight>>38608830>>38608825>>38608874im not ready to come out or tell them and its not their business
>>38608890>i hate living so far away from everyone here its so dumbOne day I'll get you a plane ticket
>>38608896His perspective might change if you tell him, obviously it’s something really difficult but it could help you get all that pressure off your shoulders. You’re about to be independent anyway. right as you leave “hey btw I’m a girl byeeeee” idk lol
>>38608921i was born in 1998
>>38608927>“hey btw I’m a girl byeeeee”don't do this it's reddit
>>38608925Hey, I never told you to come out. I know what it’s like to feel othered over that stuff. I just thought it was ironic
Teasing my future latin tranner gf by calling burritos/fajitas etc dishes just "tortillas" and "making tortillas" when making said dishes and pronouncing the word all wrong.
>>38608930You guys make me feel really young. The only person here that’s my age is a bumbling fucking retard who I hate
>>38608918Just have to be safe make sure you don’t leave your drink out your vision type shit lol
>>38608916here is voice https://voca.ro/18LjSVEFZz51
>>38608932why are redditers so bad at coming out they be like “girlies wish me luck i’m gonna tell my dad he still has a daughter at my sister’s funeral tomorrow!”
just once i want to wake up without painneed a chaser to massage my shoulders and rub my tummy
>>38608943how old are you?
>>38608945better than mine
Set a date mef
>>38608954I’m one month older than June.
I'm losing my virginity tonight. I'm MtF, post SRS, and I'm scared. Scared it's going to hurt. I'm the first trans woman he's had sex with, but not the first person he's had sex with.
>>38608945LMAOOOOOOOO
>>38608962lol. she's like twenty isn't she?
>>38608945and this is why you should use a trip
>>38608945Can't tell if real or notThis what happens when you don't trip as a tranner baka
>>38608927yeah no fuck that. im a disgrace in his eyes if i do it, i dont even see a woman in the mirror or in my head rn im not coming out til thats corrected i had azelf hang out here a few times and i would get routine nightmares about him asking why i had a tranny over i just cant>>38608934i guess so? idk
>>38608962I'm shocked you aren't underage with how you act
poor mef
>>38608967>you will never break in a fresh off the shelf srsussy
>>38608971>>38608977Yeah, yeah. Whatever>>38608974I’m sorry you have to deal with that Naoto, hopefully things are better for you when you’re independent.
>>38608991ThisIt hurts
>>38608962oh i'm nineteen so almost the same age as you. i think stu is twenty too
>you will never give your wife nasty deep strokes in her brand new brand name vagina asking her "who bought this pussy" until she starts cumming and bellows out in fag voice "YOU DID DADDY!"
>>38608974i'm sorry, that's a rly sucky situation :<i'm not trying to sway you in either direction with this, but like, my parents were kinda similar, "woke" gen xrs, but who'd whisper to you if they saw a tranny out in the world to point and laugh and so on. then i came out and like. they were obviously confused and somewhat dissappointed and did the whole "why can't you just be a feminine man or that nonbinary thing that kids nowadays are" thingy, but after a while they figured out it wasn't a phase or anything. still took them years (like three I think) to stop deadnaming me but like. idk now they're rly cool with it, things can turn out OK even with a shitty start
>>38609010Not with that attitude.
>>38609001I’m surprised so many people remember Junes age.
>>38608906i actually really like the taste or feel of strong alcohol...like tequila or a strong sweet drink with vodka...like...the super sugary drinks by themselves are kinda meh to me but if u add a super strong liquor there then im super happy <3so id say its like a fiftyfifty...also...>salty caramel creamsalivatin rn aaaaaaaaaah>>38608926too late anon im already on my way and rapidly approachin dont be scared dont worry c:>>38608936dont worry anon i wouldnt get mad>pronunciatin dishes incorrectlynvm i lied ill hurt ya if u do that c:
>>38608993yeah me too but this might actually reset all the mental progress out of boymode ive made the past 2 months. i literally delayed HRT bc i was living here during covid and i didnt wanna transition at home bc of my anxiety only for the future to kick me in the teeth and hide all of this about myself every day and have this literal nightmare happen. i remember deep repping when that trans woman won a lot on jeopardy and he and my granmdother and cousins were just making fun of her the whole time. i was like i cant be like that, wtf is wrong with me why cant i just be normal
>>38609016steel trap & so on
>>38609021HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmYeah I dunno. Alcohol is a sometimes thing for me. Good on me for that, honestly. I wanna congratulate myself on that.
>>38609022I understand.
>>38609021>too late anon im already on my way and rapidly approachin dont be scared dont worry c:I'm waiting>nvm i lied ill hurt ya if u do that c::)
>>38609011idk i just dont wanna confront it. i tried to confront it in my head for 15+ years and i will hide myself bck into a box if i have to bc im a mentally weak coward full of excruciating anxiety. its why i think about detransing n suicide routinely. idk i feel like i have "things" togehter but in reality im just as much of a headcase as everyone esle and i have a total meltdown about this. i would rather have it be something normal than have it be a situation where it lingers or imprints im just an embarassing mess fuck fuck
>>38609011>the whole "why can't you just be a feminine man or that nonbinary thing that kids nowadays are"I was asked this exact question
REAL OFFICIAL VOICEhttps://voca.ro/1exso9j3sgsB>>38608980mef is very rich in spirit
>>38609055>can't fucking readfembrained.
>>38609055tranny but good enough honestly
>>38609055Work on your pronunciation of big words but you good to go otherwise
>>38609055>https://voca.ro/1exso9j3sgsBHot
>>38609055what the fuck mef you complained about your voice to me for like two months straight and then you sound like this?fuck that we're doing the twitch streaming duo idea for sure now
>>38609042i have to pack my stuff up and get ready but i want to really curl myself in the fetal position n cry. >>38609054r u mtf ? ftm ? im so confused
>>38609052yeeaah i get this too it's allaround a really hard thing, and i rly relate to the whole having the appearance of being stable but then actually not being that. but yeah honestly most of the block you have around this is in your head and not a real world risk, doesn't make being scared any less valid or anything though.>>38609055wtf how is your voice this goodgenuinely like one of the best i've ever heard
mef are you a virgin?
>>38609076Secret <3
getting caught sucking your gf's dick and saying oops I thought that was my dick
>>38609061it’s a hard word!!>>38609065is good enuf for a straight boy? hmm? NO!>>38609066it’s a tongue twister! i hate words like that like hillary and celery>>38609074i have never voice trainedokay! let’s be egirls!>>38609078WHAT THE FUCKi was doing what i consider to be a SILLY VOICEu r all gaslighting mef>>38609082born again
>>38609092If you get caught you’re getting forcibly held there until you suffocate a little and pass out
I heard there was transbians here and I need a gf
>>38609102OUT
>>38609102Sarah isn’t here at the moment. I think she’s taken too.
>>38609099If by "straight boy" you mean a dude that would accept that you have a dick then yes I think it's good enough
Chasers. On a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is a gigahon bearded lipsticked linebacker and 10 is a cis woman with a penis, what would you say is your clockiness threshold or preferred clockiness rating?
>>38609078here i was so proud of myself for planning on making progress when i move, what a fool i am. anxiety will always win over me even on my benzo i am filled with panic
>>38609112>preferred That would be 10 then>acceptable7-8 I guess
>>38609120c'est fini
I think eui really likes it when I talk about her stinky bussy, she just tries to be above it all
>>38609125Naaah there's plenty that like clocky
>>38609112>what would you say is your clockiness thresholdProbably 4, can't actually say because the scale is non-standardized atm. >preferred clockiness rating?7-8 is preferred gf
>>38609112Preferred 10. Acceptable it depends but maybe 7Good face and personality will always be the 2 most important things.
>>38609120Okay as a thought experiment. Her body clockiness is a 7-8, her face is a 4-5. Would you?>>38609132Wow a 4 cutoff but an 8 preference. That feels like a huge gap. It’s hard to standardize, but if someone made a scale of 1-10 with examples it wouldn’t hurt but then obviously there’s the face vs body or whole package argument.
>>38609120>>38609132>>38609144Who is this holy grail 7 to you all
eui's delicious mammi mommy shits
posted last night asking advice if i should make a story as a radioplay or a mobile game, everybody said game. did some work on it and i've now figured out the basic navigation and scenario engine, i just need to implement it in unity with placeholder art and then i can plug in chapters to locations and random events and worry about art when the story is finished, it's a lot simpler than i was worried it was gonna be. may tack on an idea i have for adding a bit of minigaming into dialogue checks if i feel like it once the skeleton is done.many thanks if anyone who gave me advice is in thread rn, i think this gon be gud
>>38609146Face is more important than the body imho so no I don't think so but would if it was the other way round
>>38609111sum guys want a 100% cis girl except with a penor
What do Eui's tits look like? Has she posted them?
>>38609146>Wow a 4 cutoff but an 8 preference. That feels like a huge gap.Just honestly I'm not picky. If I can choose I go for the higher but I'm defnitely fine with lower without any complaints.>>38609156Now you see this is the hard part, no girl wants to be a 7 on the clockability scale and I should keep my mouth shut.
>>38609164Sad>>38609170I meant a celebrity tranny not a trip
>>38609165Literally me but remove the penor (yes I am an incel)
>>38609174>a celebrity trannyIdk any of those
>>38609112where do I rank on the clockiness scale?
>>38609174>SadYour face is prolly a 7
>>38609181i also want to ask this but im afraid to do so
>>38609156I dont know many trans celebrities and the ones I do are mostly super pretty 10/10
I have been playing Undertale and only Papyrus is the only interesting character
>>38609185i also want to ask this but i'm not tripping right now
>>38609181incel with long hair and makeup out of 10
>>38609181Ask your boyfriend retard
i think this was a good thing and i should truthfully detrans and embrace the amab theyfab or hrtwink or male lesbian look. this is the right way for me. being a woman is a pipedream that i cant achieve. im not trying to be another pichu, i have felt this for a while
>>38609192that ain’t a number goofus >>38609194he’s biased tho
Lol, detransers are supposed to be rare
>>38609185>>38609190Let’s see a selfie babes.
>>38609197same honestly>amab theyfabwhy do i relate so much to this incomprehensible set of letters
>>38609197stop calling this detransitioning
>>38609189I love killing that fucking loser
>>38609197>im not trying to be another pichuouch>>38609203no>>38609210wtf spoilersnext youll tell me my favorite character underdine is killable too
>>38609177wait r u 100% cis girl or a guy who wants a 100% cis girl?
>>38608967it’s gonna be fine i’m sure!! have fun
>>38609207not being mentally strong enough to overcome challenges of transition may as well be detransitioning. every out trans woman i know is immensely stronger than i will ever be >>38609204its so perfect right?
>>38609213>no
>>38609213I think they’re all killable, no?
>>38609188they're either super pretty or they're lateshit hollywood creatures and youtubers, no in between with the celeb trannies. or occasionally 5/10 polstacies who just got forced into celebrity by being in the dozen or so elected trannies on the planet
>>38609215A man
>>38609203https://files.catbox.moe/s30kk5.webm
>>38609189undertale is one of my faborite games. i want to show my kids. i killed papi becoz was mad and then got very sad
>>38609197>amab theyfabgoddamn yeah this is all i've ever wanted to be
>>38609213sorry ;_;
>>38609225Make your landlord "roommate" a sammich
>>38609228or like i guess i don't want the amab part but the rest of it
>>38609222straightoid
>>38609225Sobe you're always a 11/10 on the dream girlfriend scale
>>38609225I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her I love her
>>38609189this is fucking slander vriska i mean undyne is a great and very original characterbut okay how could you possibly not like toriel wtf
>>38609233i don't know where he is
>>38609197In the process you’re just becoming another Shiza.
>>38609236>>38609237thanks anons love you
>>38609225the grading curve in this class fucking sucks i need a general for chasers into bricks or summ
oh chasergen i meant to askdo you think a hair salon would intentionally put a patient who they assumed to be a trans woman with their trans stylist because they wanted to keep the trans people together?im worried that the stylist is going to make assumptions about me or treat me differently. even though i made the appointment with my real name and he/him explicitly in my appointment profile.im just worried she will try to talk to me about trans stuff during the very long bleaching/dyeing/haircut process.blogpost.html
>>38609213I wish you could’ve killed the runt obsessed with Undyne. Her boss fight makes me want to eat glass and she was a bitch to kill
>>38609180I meant like F list YouTubers or something idek I don’t either>>38609181Idk what you look like>>38609184I think my face is conventionally attractive don’t get me wrong but also androgynous/clocky
>>38609243I love you more sobe, could you wear that dress on our first date?
>>38609246Yeah trannies need to be corralled together
>>38609245what does that even mean>>38609246pichu they're gonna think you're a nontransitioning ftm
>>38609225I need you.
>>38609246>a patienti dont have any good advice but i loved this term
Love to see how many fans Sobe has. Now one of you need to go get her
>>38609251>I meant like F list YouTubers or something idek I don’t eitherIdk any tranny youtubers I just like normal and basic looking girls who are not conventionally super attractive gigapassoid models
>>38609251>I think my face is conventionally attractiveWe need to see some proofs m'am
>>38609210You're stupid so I get it.>>38609226It is fun but most characters suck>>38609238They both are boring
>>38609262i'm at a point in my life where i would actually consider flying across the world for a laugh and a story
>>38609255it means i wish i was pretty enough to post here and get the kind of attention you get instead of being brickyi guess there are brickchasers, i could make a reddit account for that kek
>>38609262I've been looking for jobs in fairbanks but it's slim pickings
>>38609261eui can you stop ignoring me? Don't make me fly all the way to finland, I have an EU passport. I don't like being ignored
>>38609246do u not pick your hair stylist normally?>>38609241im a fucking trainwreck>>38609228>>38609234yeah i hate the amab part bc my dysphoria is never ending. but i dont necessarily want to be like a hyperfemme doll, i think the she/they "look" is really appealing to me but on my body it feels wrong
>>38609273Well then get her email bro.
I wish I were in Alaska
this feel like "suidice anonymous" but with detransin instead...super super depressing :/>>38609163hey whats the game about anon? that sounds kewl <33also...are u tryin to build some experience in codin as a whole or u wanna work on videogames as a whole in the future?
>>38609261my medical industry employee brain took over>>38609255>pichu they're gonna think you're a nontransitioning ftmno? my skeleton is male, my face is male>>38609254this is what i was thinking, its what i was afraid of>>38609283>do u not pick your hair stylist normally?usually i do but i did a consultation and wanted an opening tomorrow and as part of that process they told me the woman i got is the best fitat least thats what they told me. my usual stylist at the salon also does colorist work. but i think they caught on to my history of being trans and used this as an opportunity to reassign me to the trans stylistthe place says they're inclusive to all lgbt people but i think its something fishy going on here
>>38609291sorry :( my fault, i should go pack instead of killing the vibe
Pros of dating me: even self proclaimed bricks look dainty, slim and girly girl next to my ultra masculine and rotund frame
do you guys think i pass
>>38609101giwtwm
>>38609294You are cute but shame about the bf.
>>38609305you look like a cat waking up from a 6 hour long nap under a weighted blanket, so ya, pass
ok byebye anons i'm going snowshoeing now
>>38609294You're an easy 8
tranny who says you're splitting her in half and you think she's doing some porn brained agp hentai shit but her body actually starts splitting in half ass first and she starts shrieking in incredible pain until the splitting point hits her lower neck and she dies
>>38609301is it an ftm or an mtf or a nb? that does sound a bit fishy if they know u
>>38609246imagine going to a hair stylist
You all of you look like sluts
>>38609283yeaaaaa exactly like, i've never been feminine in that classic way and I don't think I ever will, I'll always be uncomfortable with that type of thing, it's just not me. but like, being amab kinda fucks with ones ability to be a non-feminine woman, i feel like i kinda need explicit signifiers of femininity to just not look like a dude and idk it's frustrating
>>38609010>"who bought this pussy"That's really hot unfortunately
>>38609294why don't i look like that
>>38609315Have fun!
>>38609265Sure why not, where can I add you?
>>38609311>>38609316:D>>38609323it’s called faking it till you make
>>38609320they/she mtf. i looked up her stylist profile and its like. a selfie with full beard shadowand thank you i knew it sounded fishy, glad it isnt just me who felt that
>>38609313Thanks for the validation.
>>38609294Would go to a car seat headrest concert with
>>38609336Just post an unsee
>>38609344yeah ok that sounds possibly really fucking awkwardlike i don't think they'd do that with malicious intent, more just a "oh they're probably more comfy with another queer person!" type of thing but like. i would not love having that happen to me personally idk.
>>38609333My tranny rizzing skills are unprecedented in this general
>>38609294look at this dork(cute n not clocky)>>38609329i just wish i was a woman and not this disgusting male framed abomination. my physical dysphoria is so unbelievably heavy>>38609344eek... i think it sounds fishy bc like if they know u and they know you were/are trans, why wouldnt they pair u with someone else? unless she truly is the best person for yr hair at that given timeslot, idk...
>>38609364>My tranny rizzing skills are unprecedented in this generalYou ruined it by saying that
>>38609364Okay, rizz me up right now
>>38609370Hello puppy let's chat babe.
Catbox has decided all images of women are not secure and I'm not allowed to view but images of gay men load just fineStrange
>>38609376WowI have no words for how much I wanna sex you right now
>>38609334I’m ugly irl >>38609347yayyyy>>38609366I think I’m a bit clocky, if I were to rate myself on the clockiness scale I would say 5 or 6 depending on the day
>>38609359eui you're not hard to find, stop ignoring my questions or else
>>386093852 for 2 baby it's that easy
can sum1 write response message for tinderboi?
>>38609370I’m going to kidnap you and scrape bits of your thigh off with a razor blade and eat it
>>38609359>>38609366i might launch a counterattack by talking to her about detransition and how if you dont pass you shouldnt be girlmoding and maybe shouldnt even be transitioningif theyre going to intentionally make me uncomfortable with the assignment i will retaliateand also i kind of get the feeling these days that more places are going to start marking themselves as "lgbt inclusive!" so they can lure trans people (and eventually gay people) into them so they can capture and kill or torture them. maybe not just yet but soon. for anyone reading this you should look for the patterns of how many places are suddenly claiming to be lgbt friendly where they werent prior. and then be on your guard around those places. they may be lethal. stay safe
>>38609400"I find you sexually attractive and I wish for us to have intercourse"You're welcome
>>38609406>if theyre going to intentionally make me uncomfortable with the assignment i will retaliateyou shouldn't, you'll just make someone who's trying to do their job very uncomfortable and not actually accomplish anythingsecond paragraph is pure paranoia
>>38609406holy psychotic delusion
how much longer until Autumn cheats on her bf again? Needing validation this badly from anonymous strangers is pretty fucked up and foreshadowing
>>38609398"How much I wanna sex you" implies it's high, but it doesn't preclude it being low. Meditate on that >>38609400No, be yourself you dumbass>>38609401Psychopathy is a lot hotter if I'm somehow certain I'm the only person you wouldn't hurtYou're being like, pretty mid
>>38609303wait no im not blamin u or saying "omg ur killing the vibe" im sayin that the world and life is kinda fucked up sometimes and i guess in a place like this sometimes we cant help but upen up and relate and its just sad that the world is that way :/
>>38609406pichu, absolutely do not do this oh my god you sound completely insane rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xatZALKiI8A
>>38609424>"How much I wanna sex you" implies it's high, but it doesn't preclude it being low. Meditate on thatThat's rude puppy. Let's not chat babe.
>>38609400>sorry babe I can't go out with you I'm saving myself for Anonymous from chasergen on the lgbt discussion board of 4chan and also I would never soft-cuck him by telling him about other guys
>>38609412>>38609431even you two are joining in on calling me crazy because of my fears now? really? the anons and trolls trying to trick me i get but you two for real?
>>38609438lol
>>38609406Get schizophrenia medication
>>38609408i don’t wanna sound like a skank. gotta have class>>38609424noooo is too hard ;-;>>38609438real
>>38609424I tried
Yea im down for some drinks, but I like mine from the source (your kawk)
>>38609406>unironic schizopostingI know people with schizophrenia tend to resist treatment, but please get help.
>>38609454>i don’t wanna sound like a skank. gotta have classYou see us guys need clear signaling and honest words
>>38609246Pichu you're so fucking retarded
>>38609460>>38609400Woods
A tranner gf who gently kisses my head when I bump it (I bumped it)
>>38609406maybe don’t do this. Or if you want the same results but easier just wear a maga hat and never address it
>>38609471Woops fucking auto correct
>wash hair>looks like shit for 3 days
>>38609433Sorry puppy boy, looks like I was a quarter of a step ahead of you. >>38609459QuitterrrrrrrYou should start by stalking me and identifying my enemies. Then, you lock them up in a basement and kidnap me too. Then you bring me to them and ask me how they should be killed. And that's the point where I, conflicted little angel that I am, feel bad about it, but I eventually give in to your raw sex appeal and primitive power, and I eventually learn to delight in watching you tear apart the people who have wronged me, developing a taste for blood. Eventually we're up all night killing people and fucking in their innards and stuff.THAT is how it's done.
>>38609441not trying to do that, sorry if it came across as a personal insult. i understand you have those fears but it would be irresponsible of me to not point out they're irrational when you're bringing them up as a genuine piece of advice/concern for people. can't deal with this any more than this atm, i'm out
serves me right for looking for genuine advice and input in this cruel place that only wants to call me crazy or schizophrenicso frustrating to just be brushed off and called schizo
>>38609487Let’s see it babe.
>>38609487>wash hairfembrained, hsts
I just found out I'm gay, what is should do?
>>38609490eui, you won't be able to hide from me
>>38609477Yeah and refuse to take it off and get a bowl cut outlining the hat
>>38609489You’re menthol love
>>38609406sideeye>>38609473smooch
>>38609498Let me suck your dick babe.
>>38609498Shave and come bottom for me
>>38609502Yep. And you'll never know how much of that fantasy was heartfelt ^-^
>>38609503>smoochI've always known you're wife material
>>38609491Didn't you say you were a diagnosed schizophrenic?
>>38609441i mean i dont think your fears are invalid, but i definitely dont think u should try to attack or hurt the stylists feelings. and i REALLY do not think they are planning to kidnap u.
>>38609504You will be disappointed so I am embarrassed. >>38609507I have to shsve?
>>38609491This is not a friendly place.
>>38609491Not validating your delusions doesn't make us cruel.
Bruh, I see, girls everywhereTitty, ass, hands in the air, it's a party over here
>>38609517She probably needs a second opinion. It could have been a misdiagnosis.
>>38609530I'm friendly, ecxept to people bragging or show off they are cutters
>>38609463i understand i am malebrained too
>>38609541Good and bad users exist here. You are good.
is having low blood pressure feminine coded
>>38609197ur being dumb rn
>>38609556Yes.
>>38609551Thank you bro/lady
>>38609197>amab theyfab or hrtwink or male lesbian lookThese are called freaks in the real world
i didn't go snowshoeing i have an appointment i forgot about in a few hours :(
>>38609498Go to gaygen
>>38609511I don’t know what to say about that honestly.
>>38609540Simping for them won't do much good when they're showing clear signs of paranoid delusions
>>38607808hell yeah
>>38609556I’m a 6 foot 4 man with low blood pressure and I got it from my 6 ft 5 dad who has had it all his life. So no.
>>38609579Well, don't worry, it was fully a joke.
>>38609592how does it feel getting mogged by your dad like that
>>38609580Saying she should continue to seek help and get a second opinion is not simping.
>>38609578I won't.
>>38609592Better troon out man
pichu is clearly not schizophrenic but also she is clearly delusional. this seems obvious to me
>>38609596You should see my older brother
>>38609580>>38609598stop talking about mei get it you all dont want to help me and just want to trick memove on, i am not to be discussed
Do you guys think if I put white chocolate or vanilla coffee syrup in cottage cheese with berries it will taste good?
New>>38609621>>38609621>>38609621
Im going to go workout legs today so you fuckers can stop saying I skip them.
>>38609512blushin c:>>38609578but timur is kewl and comfy :c
Pitchu should post her butthle or stfu
>>38609614by the sounds of things i'd love to see your older brother. how tall is he?
>>38609622sounds like some shit a gay dude would ask
>>38609556It's ED coded so yes
>>38609617Honestly I think you shouldn't be here. This isn't the place to go to when you need nice people who'll listen to you. Sorry...
>>38609632Thank you
>>38609594I don’t think it was
>>38609634Around 2 metres which is like 6 ft 7 iirc
>>38609632>blushin c:I need to smooch your blushing cheeks is what I need
>>38609649he into trannies?
>>38609689Nope he’s married. You’ll have to settle for a 6 ft 4 manlet like me.
>>38609697well reallythat's not settling at all i don't think
>>38609718If you’re in northern europe I can show you my book collection
>>38609673come here my cielo im waitin for that big smooch c:
>>38609731i am unfortunately in alaska. i would have loved to see your book collection
>>38609840Sobe? You should visit the home country. Kom hem Scandi girl
>>38609856i'd love to sometime. seems like a really beautiful country. i could do a semester or two abroad if i wanted...
>>38609649is he single
>>38609948If you ever decide to come just ask in cg for the tall nordic man and I’ll drop my discord or snapchat
>>38609975Haha no he’s married and has kids
>>38609948watch out sobe that one is a bottom chaser
>>38610031I’m not. I’m bisexual and a top
>>38609291don't wanna give too much away and doxx meself but it's a magical realist thing about the eldritch horror of trying to make a difference in the face of the modern world. told by way of road trip.
>>38609291oh didn't answer your question mbi want to open a game studio and then when sales are big enough branch into industrial projects and research outfits.so i'm learning to code to make games but i'm also starting learning proper software engineering for later goals
>>38607876732. thats got the liquor store around the corner, right? and the dunkin one lot over?