qott: do you like to birdwatch?last: >>38609621
>>38612917no i dont like cocks nigga, you fucking faggot
>>38612925that's racist
Transgengler
>>38612917Yes
>>38612907I didn't say I wouldn't I said it depends on what they look like. "Looks like a boy" can mean many things including too young.
>>38612925Why you tryna copy a young niggas style, boof ass nigga.
>>38612917I like crows. they are loud
>>38612925I didn't kek at this oneRacism and homophobia don't suit you
>>38612917/cockgen/
>>38612917a raven flew downand stole my ice cream whe i was 7
>>38612955you got punked.
>>38612954Same as it ever was.
>>38612917Yes, but I fucking hate grackles. Have you ever been walking in an HEB parking lot hung over and had one of these stupid fucks scare the shit out of you? Fuck grackleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2THTg_AtNP0
>>38612962i like grackles. they're funny
>>38612962I like their eyes and iridescent headshttps://youtu.be/CrAfEeiXDBg
>>38612967I just hate how loud they are. Had a bunch in the neighborhood that were very quiet for some reason. They're pretty birds.
>>38612917qott: i like to birdlisten they give good warnings
>>38612975you should hear crows. I had one in my yard just screaming and I woke up >CAW CAW CAW
>try to swing my hips while walking>instant boner
>>38612988???
>>38612988very based
>>38612988Uhh proof?
>>38612925but do you like tits?
>>38612982Grackle screams absolutely btfo crows. I really like crows, personally
>>38612988i think youre larping as a larperpost another vocaroo
>>38612988jesus
>>38612988>>girl in front of me trying to swing my hips while walking>>instant boner
>>38613036how would a girl in front of you try to swing your hips that makes no sense
>>38612993>>38612996>>38613025it’s so overwhere do i go from here?>>38613010https://voca.ro/16fKiBFMupul
people in the room over are talking very loudly and playing come on eileen VERY loudyim so lonely i wish i was friends with these people
>>38613049Can you sing a song next time
>>38613053Did you ever bring anything to cook or whatever to the dorm?
>>38613061what song?
>>38613053Just be glad they aren’t singing “June is a troon”
>>38613049jack off to normal stuff till you stop having weird fetishes
>>38613053It can be hard to accept these kinds of things at your age, but try to consider that you're having a social setback, not a failure. Just because you're not having the social life you want now doesn't mean that things can't get better in a week, a month, however long it takes. All you can do is try to improve. Do things you enjoy like how you went painting, decorate your dorm, try to be more friendly, stuff like that.
>>38613070come on eileen
>>38613053C'MON EILEEN WON'T YOU SUCK ON MY PEEN?
30+ chasers <3
>>38613070come on Eileen
>>38613081*Italian kisses*
>>38613046Fuck I fucked it up.
>>38613075its hasn't been 2 weeks and i feel like such a failure already
imagine telling some girl the way she swings her hips while walking gives you a boner and shes like "me too"
>>38613049>>38613098https://voca.ro/1cGxtR7ILmT2
>>38613098>2 weekssettle down ok
>>38613112whats this from
>>38613098You're not though. You're at a disadvantage in at least two ways coming in during the winter semester and being trans. And two weeks is nothing. Just keep at it. And remember that people are at college in large part to make friends. You get so much shit in this thread, and even though I'm just some anon online, I really want you to turn this opportunity into something positive. I really think you can get through the lonely period you're in now and end up having a great experience.
>>38613118the big lebowski
>>38613086>>38613077https://voca.ro/1h6YYGQcQNJ8>>38613074what is normal stuff?>>38613112my voice do t sound like hersv_vebryone says pass but doesn’t sound like hers
>>38613134Now say something sexy. I know you're hard from trying to walk around.
>>38613120i dont know what to do, im going to events and meetings and trying to talk to people but nothing is happenning
my door is wide open, i see people walk past, but nobody says hi
>>38613159Are you just staring at people walking by?
>>38613145Just keep trying. It can be hard to break in to social groups that have already formed. And keep in mind that two weeks really isn't that long. I'd make sure not just that you're talking to people but that you're running into the same people frequently. I'm not very outgoing, so I made most of my initial social connections in study groups, for example. It really only takes one or two connections to branch out to more social opportunities.
>>38613144https://voca.ro/1l8xyau3CSEB
>>38613161yeah but they never look inside the room or in my direction
>>38613170LOL
>>38613118My asshole, studio mixed btw>>38613134No you’re not quite as aggressively punctual>>38613145>>38613159Oh my fucking god, do you ever shut the fuck up?
>>38613168Lmao make the fart noise next time
>>38613175ok bugler unrelated but i know you like goth aestheticsso how do you feel about tinarina's getup herehttps://youtu.be/rbD23MvI3TM?t=1040
>>38613175i don’t sound anything like
>>38613190Lusting over another hot goth girl Pichu? Cheating on your sweetheart Gothegg?
theyre all so loudthe girl in the room right across from me is singing clarity at the top of her lungsthis sucks i want to have fun and socialize
>>38613222it’s easy when ur not a tranny
>>38613215no i just sometimes envy women who successfully pull off what i wish i could doand for the hundredth time i dont watch goth egg>>38613222june you should learn how to play magic the gathering and make friends with the nerdsyoull be a huge hit among them
>>38613190Woah that chick was so hot. The way she dealt with the hecklers too man I’d sacrifice one of my testicles for her
who the fuck is goth egg
>>38613222Literally all you have to do is go up to a group and introduce yourself
>>38613190Do you spend all your time gooning to women?
>>38613252no thats not really how it works and i think you know that
>>38613251some adult actress with dyed hair that people think im skinwalking>>38613256no, i dont goon to anything
>>38613190She's an icon, I would absolutely try to copy her flow.
>>38613272All you do is look at women all day. You go out of your way to find women.
>>38613275well yeah i do look for style inspo on instagram a lotbut tinarina came up because a friend sent me this tonighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gif4UuhVnN0
>>38613092My Tuscan spice prince
>>38613269I did that throughout college and met a bunch of people and made good friends but ok I guess it didn’t work
>>38613288yeah you met a bunch of people that put restraining orders on you
>>38613306Their door is open, just like yours. That's an invitation to come in and chill
>>38613313theyre not inviting me, theyre inviting their friends
>>38613329I hate you
>>38613329You have social anxiety.
lol wtf
>>38613329alot of the advice their giving you is retarded, i guess just find people with similar interests and talk to them, and if they seem they dont want to talk to you then i guess you can resort to online socializing if you have no where to go. i mean thats why we are all here kek
>>38613329you should get into xanax
It was worth it
>>38613329or ask if you can suck their dicks that might get you some invites somewhere
I would only play Fortnite if I was playing with Pichu
>>38613365maybe
>>38613365wtf who are you
>>38613376try it out with the next group of guys that walk by
>>38613378Chaser 9000
>>38613369you should play with bug>>38613349we should add each other and then never play together
>>38613378>>38613365who are you?
>>38613392Bug is a very bad person.
Im the real one.
i am a big faggot that’s who i am i need gock in my ass tonight
>>38613349thinkin about getting back into jorklin it to cartoons
>>38613388damn, this place is so fucking dead i just come here and say random shit and all of a sudden someone tries to be me. im not even funny at all im just retarded my name literally has over 9000 meme in it like its just retarded. this sucks im gonna end my life because i know tomorrow theres gonna be a whole thread of just me and its gonna be retarded
>>38613402Sounds like a good time
all the girls are singing karaoke but the door is closed
>>38613421suck some dick bitch
>>38613410Damn it be like that sometimes
why am i such an enormous whining faggot?
Superspreading
>>38613421I'm completely socially satisfied by 4chan while I play video games and watch documentaries about fighter jets. Have you tried being socially retarded like I am?
>>38613425the hot guy is playing some video game with a few other hot guys in the door just to the left of me, door is open,.. idk
>>38613410Ignore this fake
>>38613436You have to be so awkward
>>38613434same. sitting here playing a space game working on getting my universal space weed empire while posting here
>>38613421life is bleak for our kind
>>38613449She girlmodes. You just pout in your room.
>>38613457meffy has a personality
i bet all of the girls june hears are reading cg and they cheer every time I do one of my classic "what if you were fucking a tranny then something gross happened" posts
>>38613449Did you respond to the tinder dude
>>38613457well i think it’s evident that girlmoding doesn’t actually change anything>>38613470no
>>38613396bug is fine, hes cool, i like talking to him even if he doesnt realize im me and insults me half the timeim currently wondering if my favorite fortnite outfit loadout dodges the agp vibe that bug's has
>>38613476dude you have to do that he thinks you are ghosting him lol
>>38613401Isn't it trip off thedude? Can somebody check?
>>38613478Bug insults you because he's a bad person. He insults everyone. He is a very bad person. His soul is rotten.For you to stick out as bad on 4chan is very bad.
>>38613481he took like 4 days to respond to meidk what to say
>>38613484bug tolerates mehell the core of any connection we have is that we mutually insult each otheryall act like he's evil but getting along is as easy as punching back once or twice until you're vibing
>>38613482Yes that is me lol
>>38613495You like that he insults you. You thrive off of it. You are mentally ill.
https://voca.ro/1bP1QUr1EnZa
>>38613500why would you think i like being insultedpeeps are always trying to imply i enjoy degradation to some degree
>>38613484bug is funny. i'm pro-bug
>>38613487Dang he’s looking for a booty call but maybe so are you. What are you thinking of replying?
>>38613515I'm pro-bug squish
why am i so ugly
>>38613540Not everyone can be me
>>38613503Hi can I make a request for the King of the hill intro? Thanks
>>38613222you are incredibly dumb, go knock on someones door and introduce yrself and be like hey im june i live in the room across from u, hows yr semester going or whatver?did u literally get homeschooled or something how are you this incompetent
>>38613496If you take was chaser 9000 all that time you'd do fucking cool, dude
>>38613525>Dang he’s looking for a booty call it’s sad. all a tranny’s good for>What are you thinking of replying?i can’t do it
>>38613546based psycho
Finding my tranner gf's old Wii console and booting it up and finding her old pretransition Mii saved on it
>>38613548No chaser 9000 is someone else.I think that's what you were asking.
>>38613555saying hi to yr dorm neighbors is psycho now?
>>38613564brutal
>>38613567no berating june like that is. but please note "based"
>>38613546ive already introduced myself they all already know me
>>38613576post your voice
>>38613552 Nah you won’t know for sure until you interact irl with him
>>38613583why
>>38613574noted :)>>38613576oh well guess u have to make friends the old fashioned way then of brute force or going to school club events or whatever. im sorry but if u cant make friends in undergrad, even temporary situational ones, you are actually socially inept or not even trying
>>38613566I'm glitching all day today on new meds. Horrible. Just fucking horrible.
>>38613587because ive never heard your voice & i want to see what kind of vibes you gave when saying hi to everyonerecord a vocaroo with what you said to introduce yourself to your neighbors
Hello chasergen. Want to see my pussy?
>>38613512You post on roast me, you edit photos of yourself and post them for reaction, you get upset that passgen says you pass and don't call you a man.
>>38613600Don’t you mean Russy?
>>38613596Well thats not good. Do you just need time to get used to them>?>>38613600Yes.
>>38613586it’s too scary
>>38613597my voice is ugly
>>38613610You're such a closet homo
>>38613614Show us
>>38613614Honestly that anon is right, your voice might either be a problem or a plus, show us
>>38613613Why not just meet with him?
>>38613600yes
My new years resolutions for cg1. srsussy gets posted on unsee2. tranny voice joi vocaroos get posted regularly
>>38613610Idek i had a severe headache a few hours ago and can't sleep. Honestly idk it was my last hope i can't fix my life. Idk why am i do unfixable
>>38613627id take care of 2 for u
>>38613631please
>>38613631i think that's a tranny
>>38613635nvm
>>38613631Please do.>>38613635Incorrect.
>>38613620cud go bad
>>38613631u sure? that'd have to be like a 2 minute long recording
>>38613643If you meet him in public and talk to him literally nothing can go wrong.But you have to girl mode.
>>38613631This would fix me
wtf do joi recordings even consist of. like how do you instruct someone on that
>>38613646>>38613641>>38613634do i have to come up with it bc i have never listened to joi? i would have no idea what to say
the guys on the floor walk to and from the showers without shirts..
>>38613545no because I don't know how to play for real just a handful of chords so that I can sing and try and fail to garner male attention
>>38613657You can just say sexy things
>>38613666what kind of things are sexy
>>38613657step 1. take off pantsstep 2. take off underpants step 3. grab ppstep 4. pull upstep 5. pull downstep 6. goto step 4.
>>38613664I’m male attention can I see your set list please
>>38613657like this https://voca.ro/1ivsVdIh8yMg
>>38613652he cud look at me and scrunch his face and go “blechk” and leave
>>38613683Anyone can get that reaction tho
>>38613678i don't have a setlist i just looked up the chords to the song then played it :'(
>>38613607What you want to call it.>>38613621>>38613610
>>38613710CUTE
>>38613682Give me the vibes I'm in the far future and I'm last human on the earth. And an AI give induction how to live. How lonely it wasn't it's still low-key romantical
>>38613701so?
just trimmed my balls and my beard for a date how are you chasergen
>>38613682Are you a chaser or tranny
>>38613720let me see
>>38613718So go that’s my point
>>38613720I didn't shave and my balls are hairy
>>38613726let me see
Waiting for the tranny joi
>>38613722Thats jennie
>>38613720I got a haircut but balls are still hairy
>>38613733let me see
>>38613733Show hairy balls
>>38613724it looks really good actually first time i trimmed my pubes this way >>38613726>>38613733you go full bush?
>>38613733I’ll shave yours if you shave mine
>>38613725no it could destroy me
>>38613730im unironically trying to come up with something. i wish someone would write one out and id read it
>>38613742i want to see this as well
>>38613722wouldnt you like to know(estrogenized amab)
>>38613744I could destroy you
>>38613615I knew he was talking about his cute cat...and I'm only a little gay>>38613630I cant answer that but you have to keep trying or learn to live with the issues. I hope the headaches and sleeping problems pass tho.>>38613710Hes getting so big. Hes a cutie.
>>38613732I need a Jennie joi
People be talm bout some>you're evil! i can see you have the devils eyewhen this is literally me
>>38613760bisexual thedude... need him
>>38613682omfg lol
>>38613761shes gone but im here to deliver on uncomfortable manvoice instructions in her stead
>>38613739>>38613740HEATHENS (I’m too lazy) >>38613741Yeah man just hair everywhere >>38613742I’m gonna pass not because I want to be hairy but I rather not touch another dudes junk. I’m sorry
does anyone else ever get the feeling you used to be somebody better?i look back at who i was as a kid and it feels like some other person's life. she was in shape, a social butterfly with always lots of friends, acing college, keeping up a bunch of hobbies and activities, performing music and theatre, going to protests, travelling. she wrote poetry and songs and made art and everyone saw her for a bright star and saw a big future for her and so did she. she had been through so much but never let it get her down, she was always fighting and always smiling. she was so clear of head and sound of mind and sharp of wit. now i just don't even know what it would feel like to be that person. i feel like if i met my past self and didn't know who it was i would go "wow this person is way cooler than me and probably finds me boring as rocks." sometimes i wonder if my soul left my body without my noticing at some point.anyone else? just me?
>>38613764You're a demon
wait if my roommate is gone for the weekend can i use the vibrator? Will the guys nextdoor hear?
>>38613771Yeah but she'd do it with attitude and call me a retard and stuff
>>38613774please?
>>38613775if you were that person once you can be that person again, eternal return, etc. i feel similarly though
>>38613783i use my vibe in a fully populated house idgaf
>>38613774I’m a tranny I just still have balls
June please go to mtfg and stay there
>>38613783 you're masturbating alone in your empty dorm room
>>38613708What songs have you played lol?
>>38613775No, I'm always working on improving. "Be better then last month">>38613760He got denutted recently
>>38613783a little earlygoon if you will
>>38613783I'm going to send a nailbomb to your uni mailbox
Pichu what do you think about everyone saying trans people aren't allowed to exist in the world about that chick who was stabbed for lying about being trans?
>>38613798well if i cant get a guy to plow me in the next few days then a vibe is the next best thing no?
Did june post a vocaroo? I need to hear june's voice. If she's going to vibe and goon alone in her dorm room then she can record a vocaroo too. June record something for us.
>>38613775I always was fucked up i hate poorness But yeah I also feel dead because of the damage I can't undone
>>38613816wholly different categories
>>38613814i knew tthis was comingi saw this was our future before it happened
>>38613766Ohhh hi that might be me>>38613775Ya apparently I was very extraverted as a child. Even in my early 20s I feel like I was more outgoing than I am now. Now I'm just a bitter old man. >>38613783Just put on a movie or some music.....>>38613801I bet he wasn't happy about that. My dog was pissed when they took his balls.
https://voca.ro/1nQtppSrDSEO not a JOI, but have tranny voice
>>38613787That’s hot but the amount of effort to post a mid pic of hairy balls isn’t worth it >>38613795Oh my mistake then ma’am of course. I’ll be real safe
>>38613816where do you live>>38613826peam trannyvoice
im horny and dont know what else to do. i mean would people judge me? probably not right?
>>38613783The guys next door should be vibing you
>>38613816No you want an ultra realistic dual density silicone dildo with a vibrating cock ring
>>38613825wait for real? are you like recently realizing you're bisexual?you should have sex with timur in front of me>>38613828come onnnnnnnnnnn
>>38613824Is it rape to suck someone off and hide being trans?Or was she simply existing?
>>38613816Just shove it up your butt and get that post nut clarity it’ll help you think better
>>38613826I always ask for tranny voice joi, but my secret is I don't listen to joi either. I like your voice though
>>38613791this is what i try to tell myself. but it doesn't even feel like i ever was that person. i feel like literally someone else, the bedraggled occupant of the shell she left behind when she left to wherever.sometimes i'll look at certain moments and wonder if that was the day she died. i'll wonder, maybe it was the bad trip that one time, or maybe the time i messed around with demons, or maybe i died during the attempt when i was comatose. maybe it was a slow death in the bad relationship, until one day whatever she was fossilized into just a memory of another self for the last time. maybe it was all of them, maybe i can't remember being that person because that person died and then i died again and again after that until only the cockroach survivor was left.this probably isn't a healthy way to look at it but idk how to reframe. i am in mourning for the personality i used to have
>>38613841i dont want to discuss thisdont bring this topic into this thread
>>38613825You are really bisexual?
>>38613826i got an erection to this. jois can be sadistic but i am more into masochists myself
>>38613842i need srs so bad
>>38613848I'm just really interested in your thoughts specifically
>>38613826nice voice
>>38613825Are you only bisexual because Pichu calls herself a man?
>>38613855kys why are you bugging her
>>38613855too bad
>>38613801i'm also always working on improving but i cannot point to a time since my twentieth birthday that i improved myself and my life year over year even once
>>38613834Just don’t go moaning loud enough for anyone to hear you don’t be the girl that moans in the dorms.
>>38613840>>38613850Not sex with men bisexual but I'm not 100% straight. Sexuality is a spectrum and all that bs. Like I can identify an attractive man but I'm not fucking them.
>>38613826There's examples if you search joi script
>>38613840THEYRE MID BALLS, trust me
>>38613873you'll get there
>>38613873that is not bisexual then lol
>>38613846i worry about if similar things fucked me up too but at the end of the day you aren't returning to your former glory or to a new glory through this kind of thinking. get out. do stuff that makes you happy or that used to make you happy. sitting in your head all day ruminating about what ruined you or your life won't bring you a step closer to anything good. maybe write a poem about how shitty you feel.
>>38613826https://voca.ro/1kR7tdADl2ak
>>38613876no such thing. now let me see
this rum tastes weirdthis is what i get for buying weird cheap noname rum since the higher-proof rum i usually buy was out of stock. drowning myself in diet cok
>>38613884what makes me happy now is being high and dissociated. i'm so broken. i fantasize all the time about just dying and waking up with a fresh start.when i try to imagine rebuilding a life with friendships and income and school and plans i get an overwhelming feeling of exhaustion and an urgent desire to distract myself
>>38613886Post yours and I’ll post mine then
>>38613834Let’s see that ass babe.
>>38613890You purposely left off the e at the end huh
mommy tranner gf who records joi audio for you before your work trips so you have something to do while you stay at home other than playing vidya all day
>>38613896no images i take are recognizablei don't want people to know i've been being aggressively horny in this manner
>>38613877Na. Women are so beautiful tho. >>38613878To some it is to others it isn't. Its why the straight bi gay thing is flawed. >>38613890Hi Pichu. Get wiskey its better. >>38613859No lol.
i need a boy so bad
>>38613873his lil egg is crackin its so heckin cute
>>38613912I need you to kill yourself, m'kay
>>38613905e>>38613911i used to get bird dog whiskey because it was cheap and tasted decent-ishim a very cheap drinkerwhat do you recommend
Guys thoughts on this tranny? >>38613856
>>38613919lagavulin 16
>>38613919Stop drinking
>>38613875>>38613857>>38613853>>38613844https://voca.ro/14sVB4bTHclT ok i tried but its too awkward im sorry ><
>>38613912use your vibe with the door open and maybe one will get horny and come in and fuck you>>38613922I'd fuck her until she had a uterus then get it pregnant
mef what size are your feet? I am trying to imagine them. I'm picturing size 12 with skinny long toes
>>38613913Nothing I am saying is anything new. >>38613919Cheap the Costco whiskey is ok. My main budget drinker is wild turkey 101 but its 40 here for the 1.75
>>38613930I love you
>>38613891gosh idk anon maybe just kill yourself then
>>38613891i was entering a state like that recently where everything was getting fucked up and to think of doing anything productive froze me in fear. just doing anything, literally anything no matter how small, really helps to break out of it at least for me. it's so easy to stay afraid and frozen but getting just a little inertia in the right direction is huge. you can't climb the wall that is rebuilding your life in one leap which is what your mind is trying to convince you you have to do. just make steps and do one. you can even do them while high and disassociated if you want for now. i believe in you anon.
>>38613930Should I do a joi to make you feel less shitty about yourself
>>38613865What you are doing to be better?>>38613873You don't sound bi, lol
>>38613930Nice try keeping a straight face
>>38613927you put car seat headrest's "stop smoking" in my headgee thanks a lot anon
>>38613930whoa momma
>>38613910Well I’ll match ball pics but your persistence is hot as shit lmao
I think I've already died and this is hell
>>38613930You did a great job, I'm fully bricked, ty
>>38613930THIS IS GREAT I AM SO GIRTHY AND FULL RN
>>38613949but clearly not hot ENOUGH huh. i see how it is
>>38613947I'm serious you need to quit drinking again.
>>38613930I love you.
>>38613956im fine loldrinking is just useful as a way to stop thinking for a little while every now and then
TIL I dont think I like JOI>>38613942Ya I know lol.
>>38613962Every time you say "im fine" you're not actually fine.
>>38613969can you record a vocaroo that isnt joi but instead live jow (jerk off walkthrough) where you talk through your thoughts and actions and feelings as you are doing it
>>38613957>>38613952>>38613951>>38613948>>38613936https://voca.ro/1kcG0kuzLzzlgoodnight anons <33
>>38613977Good night I love you
>>38613977Good night!
>>38613954Well I’m down but I know you don’t want ppl to know who you are lol so I drop my discord if you’d like
>>38613975I don't think my intoxicated ass could do that. Also I don't feel the need to jork it atm.>>38613977Night sleep well
>>38613977goodnight. I love you
>>38613989don't have discord. oh well...
>>38613975Seconding this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hF0kFQH3NVg
>>38613977please be my girlfriend
>>38613997Ohhh I see now lol, I’ll send it via smoke signals
>>38614008iwill be waiting atop my tower at noon tomorrow.
>>38613971idk how to reply to this except with another "im fine" lol
>>38614012Around noon I’ll have to send it right now, but beware they might be a bit blue
Junes room rn *Bzzzzzzz*
>>38614051actually im playing tv girl waiting for the epilator to charge
>>38614057It almost worked
>>38614057Better in the dark?
>>38613977Naoto the literal queen of /chasergen/, fuck
I loaded up battefiled 2042 and then i remember the that I hate battlphile 2042 becaiuse itz shit
>>38613938tried that seemingly only made things worse>>38613939i think part of it is i am constantly kicking back into default state. i will get these bursts of energy where i am productive and feel like my old self for a second but then something emotional happens, or i have some responsibility to attend to, or just something like i start craving a cig or to be a little more high before continuing, and naturally i can't let my thoughts creep in too close during this pause in activity so gotta puy on youtube or check 4cheese or something during this. so i go and break my flow and don't get it back for days at a time, after only a few hours of work. although weirdly, whenever i have a crush on someone i am able to quit weed and cigs and all my bad habits on a dime. but, i also don't become myself again. i just start spending all my time planning hangouts or preparing food for them or stuff like that, and my zone-out time becomes fantasizing over them. it's really fucking weird.honestly at this point i think my best options might be a few weeks in an inpatient facility where my behaviors are monitored or (since i can't actually afford inpatient treatment) maybe trying to force a reset with ketamine.>>38613942i guess mostly it's mental. i feel like i am trying so so hard to move things forward. applying for jobs and benefits, looking for social opportunities in my spending range, that sort of thing. but in reality i am just trying to try. i spend a huge amount of time thinking about how i want to get a job while not submitting job applications for example. i don't understand what my drives are at all tbdesu
>>38614064>>38614068nope, but i do love thosehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jgZUFF-VPY
>>38614073I love this bed bug so much
>>38614005Naoto is my girlfriend
>>38614083I will split your head open like a fucking grape you worm she is MINE
>>38614079have you read the metamorphosis? it's a good story, painfully real meditation on the lives of neets and disabled people with their loved ones
>>38614091Yeah I've read it and other Kafka
>>38614079be polite his name is greg
>>38614094yeah that was a dumb question everybody has read the metamorphosis i think you calling the engraving "this bed bug" just threw me and i got enthusiastic at the idea of introducing somebody to it lol.what other kafka do you like?
>>38614080I love you
>>38614087I’ve loved Naoto longer than you faggot
>>38614112Naoto is sitting with her head resting on my shoulder and we are reading these posts and laughing at how gay you are for thinking she'd EVER be your gf.
>>38614077You introduced me to tv girl with better in the dark. Have you heard of Hippo Campus? https://youtu.be/hfFjEkSs8Ps?si=QMCUoRrGlOtDDy4v
>>38613930Naoto, I will make you my wife
>>38614101In the Penal Colony has always stuck with me
Naoto is literally moving in with me tomorrow losers
>>38614116omg that guitar is so ethereal
Naoto's perfect voice coaxing a foot long rope of semen out of your dick slowly like a snake charmer charming a snake out of a basket
>>38614115>>38614112DON'T GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT YOU'LL WAKE UP WITH NO BALLS!
>>38614102this is me irl
>>38614133This actually happened
>>38614143Yeah you're hot chocolate
>>38614129Right?! I saw them live long ago really good live show. Suicide Saturday, Way it goes and Bambi are good too but Violet is my favorite
Should I jork it?
>>38614154Ask Naoto
>>38614154Nigga you're 56 years old whether your dick let's you jerk it is between you and God
>>38614154yes and do the jow
>>38614154Only if you share with the girls here, they need it
>>38614158She is sleeping and I dont want to wake her.>>38614160I don't want to think about god during. >>38614161Jow?>>38614163Share what?
>>38614133I need to breed Naoto
>>38614171I will turn Naoto into a goo girl made out of my cum
>>38614170You're so lame
>>38614179I am aware lol. Its one of the many reasons Im alone..
>>38614170This>>38613975
>>38614181The others being, you're a repressing trans woman.
TheDude cum audio but sent to me privately... UwU
>>38614154videotape & post it
would you et me hump yoru leg be honest
>>38614150im just still having fun moshing images
>>38614220how do your pics get 4chan filenames before you even post them
>>38614218Of course
ii wanna masturbate but can't
>>38614227Do you have no arms?
Goodnight to everyone except;>June>Rick>Dude>Anonymous
>>386142234chanx extension/scripts on chrome/firefox respectively has a setting to randomize filenames to random timestamps within the past year or somethingkurobaex (android app) can also randomize filenames
>>38614232dick don't work
>>38614240Why do you hate theDude so much?
>>38614240goodnight bug. i'm hurt though
>>38614248Have you tried turning it on and off or maybe leaving it in a bag of white rice
>>38614240I hope you sleep terribly
>>38614256you're not really anonymous, you're soberta
>>38614265i'm actually june
>>38614248Do you need help with your butt then?
>>38614220Yeah you're still a hot chocolate
>>38614274if you're june, prove it by being disastrously unaware of your own autism
>>38614280i tricked you!
if i suck a guy's dick occasionally would he let me whine all the time about how im such a fallen loser and how my life is ruined and i ruined it and be unphased as long as he's getting good head does it work like that
>>38614292Got their ass Anon! Good job
>>38614294This would work on me
>>38614262I know you want to kiss my chocolate star fish faggot boy
>>38614292im glad you exist sobethany
>>38614306I bet that shit is hairy
>>38614307thanks love you :)
>>38614306Calm down girl, im not into you.
If a woman you're talking to romantically posts the le amoure ma vi song by billie ellish in her discord description does that mean it's over? I'm bad at woman signals.
>>38614302would it make you quietly resent me for being such a loser and leeching your energy to vent my misery or would it endear you to me and make you want to fix meimportant disctinction
>>38614319the 21st century has been a monumental failure for humanity
>>38614320From past experience it would make me want to fix you
>>38614319How the last convo go?
Spider and dude are such bitchy bottoms it's like watching and episode rupaul's
>>38614315rather misogynistic eh?
>>38614319If she's listening to Billie Eilish it's a bad sign in general
>>38614332so true babie
>>38614332>>38614333Im just being dumb
i like masc dudes with fem personalitiesi like thedude i love thedude
>>38614356he's cute
wondering if id become a transbian for dude if he did transitionbut honestly id probably still see him as a man so that's not very kind
How do you get a “friend with benefits” as a tranny
>>38614328She's doing the silent thing again this weekend, though she did warn me she'd be this time and explained why which I thought was a good sign.>>38614336Some of them are bangers but yea usually when she posts one of those at me the lyrics real kick in the nads
Am I gay?
>>38614359i think about it a lot>>38614358i'm a lesbo
>>38614364Open grindr, close grindr, lower standards, repeat
>>38614369Probably
>>38614373I’m mildly hot and rich do you think I can convince someone to fuck me and only me and on demand if I buy them nice dinners and rewards?
>>38614326please fix me. i want to be able to do more than whine but i do not have the strength to learn how. i want to be a success and a good wife i know i can be
wondering if it's worse to get billie eilish lyrics'd, phoebe bridgers lyricsd, or black country new road lyricsd
>>38614365Like the silent treatment?
>>38614379Sounds like a gf/bf. Are you trans or chaser? Ah who am I kidding the answer is the same either way. No
>>38614380If we were dating it's automatic, I just try to solve problems for people
>>38614379Rich and hot idk how your single
>>38614381the worst way to get broken up with ime is waking up in the middle of the night to a bright light which is a notification on their phone that says>Thinking of you, had so much fun the other night <3then spending until 5am reading a year and a half of secret messages
being he/him lesbian with thedude in a happy long term marriage
>>38614358Am I cute?
>>38614388I’m a tranny and I don’t know how to get a bf, which app has the chasers? I get hit on irl but I don’t want to have the penis talk with a straight guy I’d rather just be with a chaser for easiness
>>38614395he/him lesbianS*that's very imprtant correction
>>38614384Well it's complicated you know? Sometimes she randomly goes offline for 3ish days without warning. I asked to to at least tell me before so I know she's alive and this time she did warn me which I thought was an improved or a good sign. She added the lyrics stuff after.
>>38614395we can be gay mansbians
>>38614332I’m the lip sync assassin of the season
>>38614392My husband died and I’m not sure how to get back into dating
Im not transitioning lol. I enjoy being a dude.
>>38614398If you want a chaser you'll have to top some and be a secret so no public dates etc OR have very low standards for appearance, income, height, etc.
>>38614397who's you?
>>38614403what does it implies?
>>38614410Rough, I'd probably not survive this. You're very strong anon.
>>38614413ok, then i'm just a hesbooooo
>>38614402That’s an improvement I guess, shit like that is hard man. If I or my ex would go offline we’d have something else to communicate like phone numbers. How long you been talking to her?
>>38614410Sorry about that, I guess apps but they suck so much ass. Are you from the US?
TheDude is a non-medically-transitioning hemi-genderfluid hemab.
does anyone wanna have sex with me real quick before i go to bed
>>38614434your right hand does
>>38614434Sure,I’ll make it fast I have church in the morning
>>38614434I do
Im confused on what people are talking about
>>38614413just think aboit this, guys, that's the most female thing t say like literally just think about it again
anons what do you think of ayesha erotica
>>38614438penis nonfunctional>>38614439>>38614440i expect you both to be here in five minutes
>>38614444quads of qonfusion
>>38614449Somebody kill this fucking woman for me please, I’ll pay double if you make it excruciating
>>38614456ha! ha! ha! ha!
>>38614444poor thedude is cumfused
>>38614452Sure let me just instantly teleport
>>38614449She’s ok if you need a cam girl playlist
>>38614452God I wish
>>38614471thanks bub. other guy is slacking
ok goodnight anons love you
>>38614481Well bad news I teleported to a town in Wisconsin named the same as yours and I’m outta juice
>>38614498killing myself
>>38614507Please don’t I need to see more of your future snacks
>>38614427Years, on and off.
>>38614515Well man I hope it’s nothing to worry about have a good night man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkGfiA0qv1w
can;t sleep. still wan tbf
>>38614522Ty for the encouragement. Honestly I don't have much hope anyway, I doubt I'll ever be anything to her more than some validation when she needs it. Maybe I just wanted to vent a little so thank you for listening.
>>38614565hi you
>>38614565You look like you're 6 months from transition
>>38614542All good, I was in your position desu. Sometimes it’s just best to ask even tho it’s lame as heck
>>38614569Hi>>38614580Rude
>>38614595I missed it post again
>>38614581She's often said that I'm her soul mate and that she loves me. That's why the lyrics of the song were a bit rough to read. It's basically about lying to someone with those exact words while being with someone else and laughing at the aforementioned person. I'm probably an idiot here, there's an obvious answer but even knowing It I do live her so I'll hold onto any small chance. Again thanks for listening, you're a good dude.
why am i thinking right now his chubby face is cute?
the only person i've ever connected with intimately is a schizoid man from iowa over a decade older than me who only recently got a ged & a job & has no prospects or ambitions & who constantly describes his burning desire to commit suicide
>>38614596Oh. You want to see it that badly?
>>38614629I’m curious to what I missed
>>38614616Transbian maybe?
>>38614606Loving someone who dosent feel the same way is tough. I’m sorry anon hope you are ok. There will be others who treat you better
>>38614634what the hell is this?
>>38614624he has only yoube mindful
>>38614637Ill be ok i know, truth be told I accepted that she won't ever feel the same, a long time ago. I honestly just wish she wouldn't fib and give me false hope just so I'll stick around and give her validation or whatever it is she gets from knowing I still care. It would be easier if she'd just call me a loser and tell me to fuck off. Know i know how much of a kindness it is when women do it that way lmao
>>38614652he has one other friend, another schizoid who lives in his city. more maybe. he seems infatuated with me though. extremely uncomfortable situation because i have no idea how to ell him that i coud never date him & anyways he'd never accept that. he has told me that he thinks that i might be schizoid too which terrifies me because everyone i've ever known with szpd has been deeply & indelibly miserable for their entire lives. i don't wanna be that way forever
>>38614632https://archiveofsins.com/data/lgbt/image/1737/18/1737183491072201.pngI guess I look feminine.
I just want to meet a cute girl from here but usually everyone lives so far away. I miss being in a relationship I want to love again
>>38614672Just tell him directly, look what trans like you do to these poor bastards like this one here>>38614660
>>38614672oh fuck you mean in this way.. i thought a friend like friend-friend. nah you should make it clear for him and don't tease him. but that's my opinion, i just think how to make less harm for him, but i don't really know, ok? ok.and i don't think you're achizoid, you're a very open and talkative person. if you care about it. that's just my observation
>>38614678Yea your lips look girly
>>38614678why the link doesn't work for me?
>>38614679There's 5 chasers to every tranny here. 10 chasers to every cute tranny here. You'd have better luck on grindr
>>38614700Yeah the odds are definitely better there, lol
>>38614692I guess I'm never gonna beat those repper allegations.>>38614697Idk did you copy and paste it in a new tab?
>>38614700Is Grindr really the play? I always hear bad things about it.
i wish i was cupidonwould be hella fun ahahahah
>>38614700I don’t think I’d download Grindr, bumble was ass I got hits but convos die real quick
>>38614683>>38614687he can't possibly not know. he's a smart person. he just refuses to take no for an answer. to him the idea that i should move to cedar rapids & marry him is a logical conclusion & me not agreeing is simply incorrect. he dated the aforementioned friend & they broke up like years ago & to my knowledge he has never accepted her point of view at all. i have heard her perspective too, i used to be friends with her as well & it just sounds like a fucking nightmare. there would be no real easy opportunity for me to say that i'll never date him & anyways i think it would be pointless & incredibly painful for both of usi am really scared that i'll never find someone i can connect with in that way that's a viable dating prospect
can i be honest you guys? i don't actually like ayn rand that much. i like dagny taggart, and i think dagny would kinda fuckin hate ayn rand.i do some back bending to defend her nonfiction because of her few good core arguments but when i actually read it it's like doing a case study critique on someone who had a really great idea and then had no idea why it was great and drew every possible wrong conclusion out of it.antisocial individualism is pure cancer, man without the social fabric is a gibbering monkey shivering in the cold and chewing on acorns. rational individualism favors a social fabric that builds individuals, not a myth of the born whole person. and she knew on some level too, it's all over the character backstories in her fiction, but she just didn't put the pieces together and like, do the philosophy well.feel free to use this later to call me a hypocrite>inb4 shut up no one caresit's 1am>inb4 did you forget to check the tab and post this in another thread and then delete it and repost it here with no shameyes feel free to make fun of me for that
Anyways goodnight
>>38614716The issue with it is that you have to do work and weed through 100s of gay old men, turbo ultra hons and generally unattractive masculine faggots to find a couple gems. Whether that's worth the investment is up to you. I met 2 people there I really enjoyed and could have went long term with but sadly they were in their cock carousel stage of life/transition and didn't want long term at all yet. Tbph your best bet is just dating cis women.
>>38614732goodnight
>>38614727The trick is asking for a date as the convo starts to slow but after you've connected a little. If you want a chat box get an ai gf>>38614729Digging your head in the sand is cowardly and selfish. Do the right thing or don't it isn't my business.
i'm gonna stay up & see the aurora
>>38614753Why do you wanna see my mom?
>>38614735i feel like it's also worth considering that the desperate and depraved people you have to weed out on grindr are likely only on grindr, whereas many of the normal ones are probably checking out other apps because they also have to slog through weeding to use grindr. so it may be more profitable to just use the gay options on tinder or bumble or whatever, especially in highly populated areas
>>38614753why you wana see that guys mom?
>>38614751Thanks for the tip. I’m autistic as shit so I don’t ask until I know for sure they want to go or they ask me lol.
>>38614758>>38614764i'm actually a transbian milfchaser. & a milfcatcher too. sorry guys
>>38614760Trannys get banned on tindr pretty easily and regularly. Most i met on grindr said it was their only option even though they hated it. In my area taimi and bumble are dead and there's no trans option on tindr so ove never seen a single one.
>>38614753i never seem to catch it when it's happening gotta make a trip north sometime. it looks so magical in pictures. greeting cards from the sun
>>38614753Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
>>38614769I hope it gets real cloudy >:[
>>38614729you know give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, give him a.....you need to do something about it girl. i don't wanna give judgments or whatever i just don't see this end up any good for anybody involved. i think you agree, yeah?
The Dude has been here like 6 months? He's gay. He's seen what this is, he knows the ropes by now. Dating cis women isn't an option for him, and it sounds like his last gf realized he was gay or cuckish and moved on. Every guy who comes here from the straight world has to come to terms with trans women's bodies being different from cis women, and the excess baggage like bpd/stds/etc. if he's still here after 6 months, he's gay.
>>38614771ah that's fair. it's pretty easy to avoid the tinder autoban by not being honfident and trying to stealth a profile under the cis woman category, but i guess that's advice for the trannies. if they're getting themselves banned anyway and you're seeking them ig you're stuck with grindr lol
>>38614766Here's some more advice, you'll never know for sure before it's too late. It's better to ask and be denied than to always wonder of you'd have gotten somewhere had you asked before the convo died entirely. The one girl I met kn tindr that I connected with the most, I had the least hope for based on grindr convo. She was very terse and didn't answer quickly at all. When we did meet irl it was magical.
>>38614775omg girl that was fucking fail ahahah
>>38614781I don't even get what you're on about
>>38614785Steamed Hams is a classic I'll have you know.
>>38614781Yea he's gay, probably a bottom based on his speech and behavior>>38614782It's because people mass report trannys not a category issue. Most I spoke to passed very well and had trans on their profile and said they were banned within days.
>>38614775pavlovian conditioned memetic response to the aurora, this far past bump limit, on this board, localized entirely within chaser general?
>>38614794This is all very foreign and shocking coming from the straight world to this. You don't end up here unless this is who you were the whole time.
>>38614780status quo has been maintained for weel over a year. i don't really see what i can do about it. he already knows that i won't date him & he does not accept that & he will not accept it no matter what i say. his romantic advances have slowed. what would be the point of saying anything?anyways that wasn't really the point of my post. i just wish i could connect with more people. i wish i could have multiple friends who i can feel comfortable saying anything on my mind at all to, i feel so isolated & so bereft of companionship & romantic options. i'm lonely
>>38614803Yes!
>>38614807Is he like 5'4" or something?
>>38614800ah ig i just got lucky, when i switched it and put at the top of my bio that i was trans bans stopped. i did file a ticket, maybe tinder support put a green flag on me or something>>38614808...may i see it?
imagine a future with nanarobots that can enter your body and just remove cancer and disease before it starts. they could just go in and snip and change some DNA strands and turn you into a woman
>>38614814>...may I see it?No.
>>38614812like 6'4
>>38614816also I'd use technology to become a naturally blue eyed 7 foot tall Asian man with an 8 inch penis
>>38614816jow do you people think dna works?
>>38614816>>38614827You nerds are gay. I'd become a futa.
>>38614817well anon, you are an odd fellow. but i must say, you steam a good post!
>>38614816There's a lot of reasons this isn't going to happen, but I'm too sleepy to write it out
>>38614814They maybe just didn't know about the ticket thing, gave up and went to grindr. I like that grindr will show me all trans profiles in the area so for me it's better than tindr
>tfw no steamed hams gf
would you let me watch you jerk offwhat if i wanted to lay in bed next to you and watch you jerk off
>>38614833good choice. actual genetic female with girthy penis
>>38614844need this
>>38614833Same but I'm a chaser
>>38614818Fat, shut in neet, bald, poor? What's the hang up, just the schizo thing? Tbh anon they say beggers can't be choosers. Sounds to me like you're just afraid to be alone so you keep this guy around in case no other guy gives you a shot
>>38614844Are you replying to someone, or is this just an open question?
>>38614851nigga no you ain't, you're a troon in denial
>>38614842yeah being able to see everyone is nice. the swipe stack is novel but i don't think it does anything meaningful to facilitate connection it's just fun. and overly monetized recently. and you can buy gold and just see everyone anyway because they know that works better.it's just unfortunate the user base of grindr
>>38614854open question i want to know if this is something guys would be in to
>>38614853either convince yuourslef to like the people who are in your league, or learn to be happy alone
>>38614807yeah i can understand you.seems like it would be a more meaningful convo about connection in general if you want.agh i miss my ex bestie so much. everything started wwith her like magic. i never felt more accepted and free and omfg i was so fucking cringe but without shame about it
>>38614861Would you clean it up with your tongue afterwards?
>>38614853>from iowa over a decade older than me who only recently got a ged & a job & has no prospects or ambitions & who constantly describes his burning desire to commit suicidei "keep him around" because he's a friend whom i love. what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>38614843i will be waiting at the krusty burger reach it by midnight and you may have a kiss
>>38614861it would feel nice for a girl to show interest in me that way
>>38614856If you just instant block all the blank profiles and creepy old men and the thirsty homos and the sissys it's not so bad after a whole
>>38614869Where are you from for real?
>>38614855It's merely the superior form if it were attainable
>>38614874Albania
>>38614877Sad
>>38614867Your main worry you expressed is you'll never find someone else and you refuse to lay down the "i will never date you ever" law. Sounds like back burner to me anon. I call em like I see em
>>38614876of course you'd think that, you're a woman.
>>38614871the other part of the problem is i would get instant blocked because i dont wanna put my face on a grindr profile and then people i select all over town just know i have a grindr profilealso stds but thats just gonna be a risk with anyone from an app
>>38614866yes obv.>>38614870watching is nice. i like to see it come out and listen to the sounds.
>>38614861Of course, but it would be good to see you into it too instead of passively watching
https://voca.ro/12kxwSxzqUSQ
>>38614879well you can't see for shit apparently
>>38614874i'm a dixie girli think we're not supposed to say dixie anymore but it's such a cute word and i don't hate black people so it's fine right
>>38614881The trick there is to keep it black but include a pic in your first message. This and the mass blocking necessity is why I say it's work. Blank profiles have to send first dm and have to send a pic or it's over.
>>38614892ah so Florida(Albania)
>>38614880No it means dual form
>>38614889The truth hurts I know. Some self reflection would go a long way.
>can't see without my glasses>arthritis in my wrists>low blood pressure, faint sometimes>stretch marks on my thighsi'm falling apart wtf. are my ailments at least kinda mommy-coded?
>>38614904Hot
>>38614904sounds like a 30 year old woman
>>38614901you're literally retarded & i'm not willing to argue with you
>>38614892Do you have one those cajun accents?
>>38614908i also get restless legs and require foot massages at the end of the day.
>>38614904i have all of these but the arthritis & look like picrel but ugly wtf
>>38614917I could help with that
Good morning
>>38614911i'm only 29!!
>>38614912I'm not trying to argue. I made an assessment, it's likely true and you're the one that needs to grapple with the ethics of it and the guilt. Feel free not respond... though you dint seem to have a ton going for you so I bet you will.
>>38614925goodmorning anon
>>38614917Damn woman, want to watch the evening news while I massage your legs and chat about the current events putting emphasis on the fact that everything used to be so much better before
>>38614897i want to be offended you would assume me floridian but it's actually much worse than that
imagine dating a famous actress. you're watching one of her movies made while she was with you, and shes naked grinding on her male co star and making out with him and she tells you that's just acting and it means nothing cause its her job. imagine being that cucked. then she goes and does it again
>>38614894ty for sharing the esoteric secrets. may come in handy>>38614914nah i have a river valley drawl. although when i'm not around my family i sound like a midwesterner with a slight tinge of canuck. i moved around a lot
New>>38614951>>38614951>>38614951
https://voca.ro/16zTrMWN8csT
>>38614944im not a little bitch that would need to be reassured that way, and would be surprised if she thought I was
>>38614936I love ancient cave peoples art. it was like>I hunted these animals here
>>38614935lmfao pretty close guess i'm currently in bed drinking a glass of rose watching a black and white movie thats on tv. all i'm missing is you~
>>38614944in that class relationships are a lot more fluid and people are more secure in themselves than you could dream of. even if they enjoy the scenes or the chemistry leads to hooking up with a costar, it's just physical. i mean, a lot of those marriages do end in bad infidelity, but the stable ones are probably rock solid because it's built on emotional union.also fwiw they're not naked shooting those scenes there are crotch covers and i'm pretty sure a bunch of screen actors guild rules about how to film those, and half of it they're gonna be awkwardly sitting there waiting for a reshot or repositioning or doing the exact same kiss six times. it's not like a date or even like acting in porn, wayyy less sexy than the end product will make it look
>>38614936Mississypee
>>38614960yeah same i like to wonder what they were for. like some show migration patterns, some seem like they may have been to teach children about animals, some seem like fun or practice. there's the handprints, which are basically pre-writing "i was here," maybe some kind of community ritual or ancestor worship thing where there are tons of handprints.and we just, won't ever know. all we have are little echoes. someone's picture of a gazelle. the shape of a person's fingers. why is hinted, but never said. it's lovely
