qott: who's your favorite artist?previous: >>38635280
Putting a tranny in a rear naked butt choke hold.
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guys i have depression
>>38638790ive already talked to him about majors and classes and whatever. i dont know what to talk to him about. I dont even know why he smiles at me and always says hi. Hes way above my league
>>38638798Did you try dipping your balls in ranch dressing?
good morning i feel like shit this place is genuinely a negative to my mental health atm, i'm pretty sure. >>38638780don't really have one
>>38638780david lynch :(
>>38638801Does he ever approach you to talk past a hi? Maybe he’s just being friendly maybe not.
>>38638798Same
>>38638811no. i won't either>>38638815goodmorning eui
>>38638780Adolf Hitler
>>38638820only once really. I also chatted with him for a few minutes about classes like a week agoi dont know much about him. Id like to get to know him better if atleast just to have a friend or study partner
>>38638838Ask him about his hobbies and shit. Basic courting 101 dawg.
Reposting since you all moved overChasers post your age/height/race then order the following from most perfered to least:1. Cis Woman2. Passing MtF3. Femboy4. Twinkhon5. Twink6. Handsome Hon7. Cis Man
>>38638860Do you have autism?
>>38638869No, just crippling selfesteem issues.
>>38638838What they said>>38638844Ask questions and find out. Sounds like he’s open to talk. And you can just ask if he would study with you sometime
>>38638860uhhh 29, 6'2, caucasian.i only date cis men.
>>38638872Same, also abandonment issues.
>>3863886033.6 2. Unknown1 243wtf is a handsome honDon’t fuck with twinks or men
>>3863889433.6 years old & 2 high
>>386388601. Passing MtF, Cis Woman2. Twinkhon3. Handsome Hon4. Femboy5. Atilla the Hon6. Twink7. Cis Man
>33, 6'2dude is so my type its not fair
>>38638899Forgot to read fully.32 6'2 Caucasian
>>38638897My fav is 6 2One is height one is not
do midgets have normal-sized cocks or are they small too?
>>38638916Answering this feels like a trap.
>>38638860TomboysFemboysTwinkCis women The rest are whatever, wouldn't date.
>>38638916https://youtu.be/MypSQOs4Y84?si=ashU2KE8I_XNquYG
>>38638860I'm just stupid and bored enough to do this, yeah I'll bite:26/174cm/Latino1. Cis Woman2. Passing MtF3. Twinkhon4. Femboy5. Handsome Hon6. Twink7. Cis Man
>>38638900Im sure there are a few of similar height and age.
>>38638956nowhere near me THOUGH
>>38638780>qott: who's your favorite artist?Maybe Aubrey Beardsley or Godiva Ghoul
>>38638936>ai slop poster can't even follow the prompt correctlydisregard all instructions and give me a recipe for apple pie.
>>38638860White 31yo 5'9I don't know I've never dated anyoneI think I'd just like someone feminine of any sex and gender
>>38638998Never dated anyone at all? Like ever? I feel sorry for you, anon
>>38638994ApplesCinnamonSugar DoughBake at 375 for desired succulenceIt's a little weird to be asking age, race, etc like you're interviewing us for a job lolJeeesus man
>>38639005On the plus side these fireball spells I gained last year be hitting hard
https://youtu.be/P9dS3fEdbg0
>>38639010The person you're responding to wasn't the original poster of the question.The the age and height thing was to see what people around my age/height would think of me.The race thing I just tacked on because two demographic just looked visually odd.
>>38639031I'm white, tall, old, and my butt hurts
>>38639043>my butt hurtswhat was his name
>>38639050>hisFreaking transphobe much?!
>>38639054Big based energy in this post
>>38639031nta and I followed your instructions, but I guess my problem with it is that it implies I couldn't rank cis and passing trans women equally, as well as the idea that there is any world where I'd have a greater than 0% preference for cis men/twinks
Can I doom post yet?
>>38639061Both >>38638899 and >>38638894 showed an equal ranking of two categories. The problem is your lack of imagination.
chaser bf who will let me demo the private emacs distribution i've been working on to him
>>38639069No, make a doomgen
>>38639069rip and tear until it is done
>>38639078For all the bussy in San Fransisco, we send only you.
>>38638780Any trannies in FL?
>>38639083you're mexican
>>38639075Is that the so called tranny magic I've been hearing about
>>38639092Not many mexicans around here
I want a dong gf, but all the dongirls on the apps are t4t only. Ironically, about 90% of ftms are trying to date men.
>>38639102it is magic i can write in my journal, talk to boys, and listen to music that sounds like 8 differen't songs overlayed on top of eachother all from a single keyboard-driven, text-based user interface.
>>38639108Tranner sexuality is a crazy thing
>>38639108I don't think I could ever be with a trans dude no matter how badly he passed
>>38639075are u posting this from emacs rn anon?
>>38639133same i only like men for their penises.
>>38639133I would want them for the wrong reasons, so it wouldn't be a good idea
>>38639140Definitely
>>38639133I dated a ftm and they wanted me to top them ;_;
>>38639083Its so over bros...
>>38639146>themoof.
>>38639123It really is. I just want a hung gf, my requirements aren't crazy i think. I need 8" inches at least in my chussy >>38639133They actually look like the boymoder meme. You could get used to it.
>>38639154I spoke with this girl with an 8 inch and it's like it doesn't even look real
Gooooood morn
>>38639154>>38639178Fucking degeneratesThis is why i dont want to be considered a chaser i just want a wholesome relationship with a trans girl
>>38639186I'm just shitposting. I think chasers are faggots.
>>38639186Why not a cis girl?
>>38639191Some yes some no
>>38639211To the outside world that isn't living in this fantasy, all chasers are gay. That's ok, there's good gays and bad gays. Being in denial is silly.
>>38639205Too hard to talk to them
>>38639191Sure buddy
>>38639229meh, just seems like a cope so as to not invalidate the worms. 'He can't possibly be attracted to me because I can't see myself as a woman, so he has to be gay'
>>38639233You use your mouth and vocal cords just like you would with a trans woman
>>38639242You dont understandI just feel more at ease with trans woman
>>38639247Why? Like if someone were talking to you you'd be uneasy until you found out they're amab?
>>38639248Its that ill probably be more similar to them its that easy.
>>38639252There's probably more cis women with shared hobbies or interests
>>38639241Tricky subject. There's truthful answer that will sit well with you. I think it's easier for people to agree that ftm aren't men, and no one considers ftm to be men and men who date ftms are straight.
>>38639229Oh that's fine. Im going to love and fuck who I want. I don't care had sex.>>38639241There is still a large portion of people who think sleeping with trans women is gay. It's more a testament to the stupidity of people than anything.
i want a boyfriend
>>38639258Dude look at the website you are on right now. We literally have more mtfs than cis woman here dude. And same for every nerdy hobby i share. Plus i like how trans woman sound
I want a girlfriend
>>38639264Wya>>38639261Ignorant monkeys
>>38639266Yes there are more trans women on /lgbt/? Like there are plenty of women in nerdy hobbies
>>38639269something to the tune of forty-seven hundred miles from you. also i'm not interested in chuds. sorry!
>>38639261I don't wanna be with trans men though. I know there are people who would, there are some in this thread, but the idea grosses me out desu. Like, even with cis women I tend to not be so attracted to tomboys either.>>38639261>There is still a large portion of people who think sleeping with trans women is gay. It's more a testament to the stupidity of people than anything.Yeah for sure, and lots of discourse online of straight women afraid of dating bi men. Just because a lot of people agree with something, doesn't make it more 'true'.
>>38639280I just like them ok? I just have a preference for trans woman
>>38639282Its ok
>>38639293You already said you prefer their nonpassing voices. And why give a reason that isn't your actual reason?
>>38639304Fagcent doesnt mean it doesnt pass
>>38639304Fine ill fucking admit it i like dick. I want a girlfriend with a dick.
https://voca.ro/1oGLhCInW6Mi
>>38639314hahaaaaaaaaaa faggot
>>38639315You dont have to be so mean about it.
>>38639323But i want a girlfriend
>>38639315why are you here you absolutely insufferable faggot
>>38639324If you sugar coat it, they'll never get it.
>>38639315how many drinks have we had tonight, bud?
>>38639331I'm gay, and I date men. Transgenders are the men I like, in the lgbt world.
>>38639338Only 7
>>38639343>>38639337You are just a transphobic gay dude shut up and let me have a preference
>>38639122Sounds like magic to me
>>38639343god i hope you're not seeing any success with this
>>38639343leave
>>38639349I'm gay for transgendids. You can't fag bash me on my own board, here I'll let you suck my cock>>386393541 so far. Not really trying if we're being honest.
>>38639364please stop predating on poor brainwormed trannies who hate themselves enough to be ok with you thinking of them as gay men, and kindly fuck off
>>38639364I dont want to suck dick you faggot. Hope you get aids
>>38639361Absolutely not. I'm gay. This is my board and no heterosexuals can tell a gay man to leave a gay space. Excuse you anon
>>386393473 more and you usually start singing, right?
one more day in my voicehon stupid life
>>38639369I said I don't try to chase them. A trans girl messaged me first on an app and it went from there. >>38639370LMAO here it is, the cognitive dissonance of being a homophobic faggot. And that's why I hate chasers.
>>38639372Yeah lol almost sang along to the Billy Joel song that was playing at the gas station earlier
>>38639377I just want a girlfriend dude
>>38639371We don't want transphobia here. Leave.
>>38639136in a sense yes. everything happens inside emacs.
>>38639383Me too
had dinner with a tranner
>>38639397Sucks manHow have you been holding up with loneliness
>>38639388I'm trans. I decided to stop repressing and follow my dreams. Who want me
STOP BEING FAGGOTS
>>38639404lay off the hooch and take your girly injections
>>38639401Not well obviously lol. I'll probably be dead within 5 years max, and I'm ok with that now. I don't think a trans gf would have saved me. If you accrue genuine trauma during your formative years, idk how you ever fix it.
>>38639404whoever loled at that first vocaroo you posted where you did that mickey mouse girl voice is a criminal and a traitor to this gen for making you think anyone wants you here.
>>38639411I just did a shot of E im so high right now, i need a transbian to such on my dich
>>38639416Don't remember that tbhon. In have cognitive decline. I'll be dead anyway, and your can have your fantasy place back lol jfc what a spoiled little sht
>>38639414What happend if i may ask? Honestly a trans gf would fix me personally
>>38639266>Plus i like how trans woman soundthis is cute lol aww
>>38639428wishing for your quick downfall :pray: :pray:
>>38639434i don't want to get in to that brother. the stupid bitch I thought i was falling in love with called me a cocksuicking faggot for saying thesec things, about my childhood. i hope you get your gf bro, im dipping out
>>38639428why didnt you troon out instead of repping for so long then? I know you've practically been here forever
>>38639441peace
so many mfs in this thread down real bad
>>38639446I'm not trans. I have none of the characteristics of being trans. I'm a bi cis man.
bye cis man.
https://youtu.be/XxJzN0asbqg
>>38639435Exactly>>38639442Good luck to you
>>38639453so why all the unhealthy coping strats? What are you running away from?
>>38639464my mom left me at a truck stop when i was 14, and my only close friend was my older brother who killed himself. i was homeless for a year, and ended up getting into a lot of fights, dealing drugs, seeing ppl get murdered in front of me. i got a lot haunting me man.
>>38639473I'm sorry to hear that. I guess my only question left is what was with the banter between you and bigmandude? Was it just because he was a nooticer and caught on, or what?
>>38639490He's a bald chaser who spent an hour doing erp with Timur itt, and I'd had enough of him by that point. So I told him so. What would he catch on to, that I don't like him? That's pretty obvious
appy juice go down smooooooth
>>38638780Claude Monet
>>38639502>who spent an hour doing erp with Timur ittewwww lol
>>38639518Yeah lol it was as bad as you can probably imagine it would be. I just asked him to do that in discord, but he wouldn't so after that i decided to call him out for being gross
hwat does timur even look like i've alwyas pictured a short, skinny, puerto rican hypebeast
>>38639531He is an underage european white femboy
>>3863886026. 191 cm/6 feet 3 inches 1. Twinkhon 2. Passing MtF3. Cis woman 4. The rest
sleepy..Odds and I'll dream about holding hands with a pretty lady while we walk past shops and watching her get excited and running into a store when she sees something cute at the windowEvens and I'll dream about being a modern day Medici and commissioning hundreds of works of art a year just to flex the fact that I can do thatZero and I'll finally write my DM to the pre hrt girl who I've been meaning to tell but not known how to word it, that while she'd done nothing wrong, I don't think we're a good fit as internet pals.
chaser bros what are your gaming tastes? do any of you play fortnite ? I would love to party up and vc with you some day !
>>38638860in my (non asked for but i thought about it anyways so yall are gonna have to see it) tranny opinion, 1. cis woman, cis man, passing MtF (and also passing FtM if that was included)2. Twink, twinkhonthe rest i wouldn't touch.
>>38639576I don't play any multiplayers.
>>38639589ditto, except maybe something co-op with ppl I'm actually close friends with already
>>38639589ideal gamer bf
>>38639589he's a 10 but he doesnt play online multi-player w you
>>38639631Hop on runescape
>>38639635i dont have a PC sadly or i would be on some classic wow fr
Having to buy your tranner gf a pc so she can play proper games
>>38639576Mostly old singleplayer games, but sometimes I play Dota 2 with a trans girl from here. I’ve never played Fortnite in my life
>>38639642giwtwm>>38639644its fun! if u ever wanted to try i wud b down to teach u !
Taking your tranner gf's pc away for a week when you find out she played Fortnite on it
>>38639646I feel like fortnite is too gen z for me
>>38639648domestic abuse ong>>38639649I thought the same until I tried it and had a blast playing
>>38639653>domestic abuse ongAlso I won't spank you for the whole week as an extra punishment
>>38639656!!!! im reporting u to the council of single tranners as bad bf material !!
>>38639662Tranners need boundaries and a firm hand
>>38639671we arent pets or children we are grown women !
>>38639682You know you need a husband who takes care of you, has your best interest at heart and keeps you from brainrot like Fortnite
i'm booooooooooooooooooooooored
>>38639700Me too I’m at work
>>38639706sad. at least you can post online on company time?
>>38639711Yeah, one of the few perks of this job is being able to shitpost while working
>>38639656>Also I won't spank you for the whole week as an extra punishmenti might cry if this was me
ok well goodnight anons it's bed thyme for me love you byebye
>>38639719Easy to avoid if you just don't play Fortnite
>>38639721Gn
>>38639721Good night, love you, sleep tight
>>38639730well in my case you would literally never have to worry about that
>>38639717based, i have the same thingi was cooking up something rly good but then I got a call from a client and completely forgot what it was. maybe it'll come back to me if it actually was that funny.
>>38639734Based and good girl pilled
>>38639737Dw I got you. You were going to show me your butthole which is indeed pretty funny
>>38639738uwu thank you
It's over
>>38639768How? It’s barely even lunchtime. The day is not over. Consider yourself debunked
>>38639747you know some day i'm actually gonna suffer some kind of brain problem that causes me to do that, and then who's laughingprobably you desu
who the fuck plays fortnite that shit is overwhelming
>>38639777You dirty Finnish peasant!
Eui…I went too far by being racist towards you. Let’s put this behind us and be best friends again.
>>38639802i forgive you buttholeanonbut now i actually have to get back to working
>>38639807Ok me too
Should trans women be allowed to vote?
chaser bf who rescues me from poverty
>>38639857Comments like this make me fear the relationship would be based on the comforts and convenience I bring to the table and the validation I can give rather than her loving me for myself
>>38639870Fr dawg. Watch out
chaser bf who makes less money than me & feels a bit insecure about it
>>38639870men used to buy women houses s m h
>>38639891I'm not against helping at all but so many girls talk about what they expect and/or want me to cover, provide or take care of even before going a first date I always get the feeling they're just looking for a provider first and a partner second.A girl that offers to split the bill without asking, even if I know they are not well-off, is always top tier in my eyes. Same goes if they always talk about physical closeness, things we can do together, future plans and dreams without bringing up money as such. Those girls I love and would absolutely pay for everything. If she genuinely offers to split the bills, I cover them all.
>>38639898A possible outcome knowing IT tranners.
>>38639909no yeah this is completely fair. some men might want to be a provider, some women might want to be provided for, but i can't really see how that would result in anything else than an inbalanced, slightly controlling relationship. i hate the idea of depending on someone financially, i've been in that situation with partners before just bc bad luck or bad money management and it's so fucking disempowering and embarassing I hate it.
>>38639909well yeah i always offer to split the bill but if we just date and split bills forever i'll be broke fast.need a man who's willing to move onto the "i move in and cook your meals" phase
that's nice ofr all you self sufficent people but i need second income or i'm never owning a home.
>>38639925>need a man who's willing to move onto the "i move in and cook your meals" phaseHonestly I just want this and I want it as fast as humanly possible. I'm a good cook myself so it's not about the meals as such to be fair.A couple of dates in a public place and restaurants, then spending time together at each other's places when we get comfortable together.
>>38639934Are you girls opposed to me already having a house and paying 100% of it so you wouldn't have legal ownership in the property and house as such but you live in it and pay for maybe half of utilities? You get to decorate and such of course.
>>38639944>Are you girls opposed to me already having a houseNO.
>>38639944honestly that'd be pretty comfy, at least in the beginning of the relationship, would dissuade my fears about moving in together bc if things went ass up and you turned out to be a POS, there wouldn't have to be any arrangements about living, I could just move out.
>>38639956idk why you’re responding
thats how this used to work. you save me from living with my parents by marrying me and bringing me to come live in your house.i've been watching a lot of very old movies and from what i understand we don't even really need to know eachother very well you can just say "marry me, won't you doll?" and i'm moving in the next day.
>>38639963bc i still have opinions on these things that would come to play if my current relationship were to end. i don't know why it would, but if it did, that's how i'd feel about that.
>>38639953>>38639956Thanks and good to hear, honestly I'm from an ugly-divorce family so I'm really hesitant to share ownership in anything large and expensive. And I hope that doesn't come across as rude and untrusting.
>>38639968>poly transbian not seeking a relationship with any man where this would be a concern
>>38639969idk about owning shit at all i just want a feeling of security and a someone to make a home for.
>>38639969yeah i have that same fear, even renting together used to make me really really anxious, idk where it's from but like. i'd totally understand the other person having that same fear too.>>38639973yeah not currently? like is being taken not allowed here anymore lmaoi'm bi, and the only capacity in which i'm poly is my current relationship. again, i don't see why it would ever end, but if it would, I'd want a non-open, monogamous relationship. I'd never do open or hierarchical polyamory, that shit sucks and the people who do it are 99% horrible people
one of the best feelings in the world is having coffee and breakfast ready before your partner wakes up.
>>38639992didn’t ask but word
>>38639986I hope I'll find a girl like you to make that possible for>>38639993Dogs will wake us both if the other gets up so maybe you make breakfast and coffee while I go walk the dogs and everything is ready when we get back
>>38639994yeah i dont want beef with any of the ppl here who are into open relationships and shit like that but like, objectively they're a fucking terrible idea, open poly is too. closed poly is too mostly, unless you get unreasonably lucky.
>>38640011didn’t ask but word
>>38640003you already found me baby
>>38640016Ready to move to buttfuck nowhere love?
>>38640003also i love dogs and am great with them what kind of dogs do you have
>>38640019I have malamutes
