Qott: how often do you masturbate?>>38656088
>>38658619Probably an average of 8.5 times a week
Blobertwon
so ya how do i find a cis girl to diaper and do all that stuff i previously mentioned to? no one offered any support (rude)
>>38658619qott: Once a week. I edge like crazy too when I finally strlonk off, too. I'm a real gooner.
>>38658636Fuck off
>>38658619Every 45 minutes.
>>38658637Good girl
>>38658619About once quarterly
>>38658619I think if you find one of these in the forest he replenishes your hearts
>>38658619>how often do you masturbate? not often enough it's started to hurt i got used to only doing it in certain circumstances i need to get back to just doing it once a day so that i dont atrophy just such a chore
>>38658619i am a transgendered girl and i masturbate once a day with my dildo
https://youtu.be/DUT5rEU6pqM?si=STOkmERATbzucXpG&t=28
>>38658670What does this mean?
>>38658619every dayt. 7.2x5 inch futamaxxing boymoder
>>38658673Do you cum? Or do you shoot watery squirt?
>>38658673Masturbation requires the use of genitals, by definition. A butthole is not your genitals.
>>38658619i havent masturbed in a few months, there isnt much point
>>38658683Vro ur bigger than me
>>38658683I don't think boymoding is futamaxxing
>>38658691i squirt sometimes...>>38658693i use my vagina?
>>38658698Is that Laguna?
>>38658639i’m sorry :( i’m crying now i thot just fun idea little bit of a fantasy ukno?
>>38658718Oh thot you was tranny
>>38658730i am? they snipped my pp off so i could be a girl
>>38658719no, it is not laguna
>>38658744Liar
>>38658683>6.75x5.6"I volumemog you but you lengthmog meHow do we settle this
>>38658751its me you goofus
>>38658619Mostly daily, even having a gf. It's an addiction, and I'm really horny and have hyperspermia. Some days though, I don't. Mostly if I exhaust myself doing something else.
>>38658756Post more then, maybe you have the same phenotype
Hi peschew (woman)
>tfw no tranner gf to smother with affection and kisses whenever I get home from work
>>38658619qott: a few times a week normally, but sometimes i get stretches of a few days - a week where im really horny for no apparent reason and go multiple times a day
telling my tranner gf "no" and giving her a big, long hug when she asks me to call her a faggot during sex
>>38658762i dont think i really resemble lagunaim not spanish or latina or whichever one she is. actually spanish from spain? i dont know>>38658763hello thats approximately me
>>38658793Oh you actually don't look that much like her, it was the glasses and the bangs
>>38658793cute....
>>38658700I prefer to have a bigger dick than my chaser desu>>38658702I intend to get FFS and whatever, I'm a year and a half on HRT, aspiring futamaxxer>>38658754fight to the death, I'm 130 pounds so you're in huge trouble
>>38658793Hello female woman Pichu
>>38658793I need you.
I miss marie
>>38658807How tall are you?>I prefer to have a bigger dick than my chaser desuWhy?
>>38658807>I prefer to have a bigger dick than my chaser desuI would gf you in an instant
Cg is always nice when pretty women post.
>>38658814She's a transbian momentarily engaging in meta attraction dude, let her go Chasergenners really need to learn how to spot this type it's getting kinda crazy
>>38658819175 cmbecause I just do, just an ego thing I think>>38658820thank you anon, I'm trying to get a good enough degree to work for two, healthcare as it were
>tfw no big slamhog tranny with cottage cheese thighs and a fat ass to love and encourage and fill with fat loads
>>38658825Women are posting?
>>38658619>qott:idk... i attempt it maybe 2-3 times a week? i finish much less often tho >>38658626gooner>>38658654gooner
>>38658852It's okay to goon
>>38658839this would be a lot nicer without "slamhog tranny"
>>38658857never goon!
>>38658864slamhog transgender gf*
>>38658680cartilage isn't used to be expanded anymore. It's a muscle that needs to flex, so to speak. if you aren't on hrt then your body does that for you in every REM cycle. Mine doesn't, because I am. So it requires... manual intervention.>>38658698why would you ever?
w2c hump-piglet gf
clip interrogator ai-ing my photo out of maybe admittedly slightly brainwormed neuroticism and it said>eldritch horror goddessso uhh. bow down, manthings?>>38658877>why would you ever?last time i did it, i tried it just to see if it was still painful (and it was)
>tfw no humpheifer gf with a penorse
>>38658619i sensually rub and touch myself every day i think.i'll do it the old fashioned way maybe 1-3x a month.usually its only to do a gear check also.usually at least once every season i will do something special/fun/kinky for myself :) and that can be 1 day or night or a couple weeks at a time before i lose interest again lol
>>38658890>>eldritch horror goddess giwtwmalthough i'll be honest i dont see "Eldritch horror" in you>last time i did it,im a little surprised you still can, even
Need a blair witch head-ass gf standing in corners half the day with unkempt frizzy hir
I want a fat tranner gf with that reverse non-Newtonian type body that looks like it turns to liquid when you hit it hard enough from behind. I want the type of tranner who's more self-conscious about getting on top of you than she is about her dick because of how heavy she is
>>38658619Normally a few times a week. Lately much less. https://youtu.be/-dp8OYy8aHc?si=n4AqF9MVcTpSktsS
>>38658838It's just not right being that tiny and that big
Hitting a tranner with a Stone Cold Stunner
>>38658838theres just no way, I need proof
Slapping the head of a tranny's dick as hard as I can
>>38658953With your tonsils?
I don’t masturbate, I can’t get off without a chaser to do it for me
>>38658868picrel>>38658904>im a little surprised you still can, eventhere wasnt exactly any pleasure, when it "worked" it was more like a mechanical grinding sound with a loading bar joylessly reaching 100%
>>38658955If you put your dick in my mouth, I'm biting and not letting go, like a pitbull
>>38658962Hey babe
>>38658966Gay
Where is my chaser bf :(
Grabbing the back of your tranner gf's head and pressing it into your chest when you hug her sometimes
>>38658974right here babe
>>38658619on average once per week tendency is less tho .tgirl
>>38658933c: you flatter me anon, thank you>>38658949I'm waiting until marriage, or at least a year on dating, I'm still a virgin and waiting for the right time to give that up to someone
Qott: daily unless im linking with someone then weekly
Just went wild on a can of green beans
i deserve a loving long term relationship with a nice man
>>38658987marriage it is then
feeding your tranner a can of beans before bed so she can enhance the atmosphere with various aromas and fragrances
>>38659003Probably
>>38659022what do tranner farts smell like
>>38659027beans
>>38659024i would be an excellent girlfriend
>>38659031oh yeah? let me see your girlfriend credentials right now
>>38658974Right here babe.
>>38659027They smell like perfume, and they're always silent
>>38658966I knew chaserbros loved gock but I didn't realize you were all absolutely F E R A L for it
>>38659038i’ve never been one before i have no credentials;_;
strapping a fleshlight to your gf because you can't afford srs but you still love her
>>38659045well, surely you've taken the girlfriend test to get your girlfriending license, right?
Cry into the pillow babe, I'm going down
Chasers aren’t real there’s only 5 people in the thread
>>38659053what do i have to do to pass the test
>>38659057Me before I slop of my gf's lady schlong
>>38659061be my gf and after a few months I'll give you your evaluation and your license, if you pass it
crying because my friends sent me a cis woman's asmr channel and said "shes your doppelganger" and im emotionally overwhelmed and distraught
>>38659086i would ;_;
>>38659088I'm not fembrained/non-autistic enough to understand why you're upset, but I hope you feel better soon
This thread needs a hero>>38658619Constantly jorking it.
>>38658619näcken???
>>38659093good, because you're my gf now
>>38659058its just me and the voices c:
Shrimp cat has never had an orgasm
>>38659088I love alwaysslightlysleepy
>>38659103would you cuddle with a dleepy gf on the first date
>>38659006thank you anon, it's good to know I still have a chance with some men <3
>>38659058Not true. It’s just you and one other person pretending to be 4 people.
>>38659107We must rally the people to allow shrimpcat to orgasm naturally as shrimp's body intended
>>38658965im genuinely impressed you hit the end of that loading bar if it was not only joyless but also painful id have given upin fact i have, in similar situations, but probably both issues are significantly less for me.
>>38659107
>>38659112shes so cute and i love her videosthis was the video my friend sent me from abstroneer, who i am not familiar with. my friend is wrong and it kind of breaks my heart a lothttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNfAUp3yx8Y
>>38659117where from? I would take you anywhere on a first date
Moving apart because spooning is too hot but still falling asleep holding your tranner's hand
>>38659113gladly, sleepy cuddles sound comfy
>>38659124please tell me this girl is trans
>>38659124She's right you're cute like her Is there medication for bdd
>>38659123a gun is no match for a true shrimper saiyan!
>>38659142i believe she is cis?>>38659143no i dont think there is
this girl is inviting me back to her place and i want to cuddle so bad but i don't really want to fuck. am i gay?
>>38659142It's okay to be attracted to cis women
>>38659145This is a shrimper saiyan.
>>38659139we are at your place after going out for dinner and a movie. we just got done aggressively making out ion the couch and now i’m falling alseep in your lap
>>38659152Phew
>>38659143sadly no :(>>38659154he's the one... the catshrimp of legend....>>38659152no it isn't
>>38659152i am just less attracted to them but it's okay
>>38659164Actually this one is the legendary shrimper saiyan.
>>38659151Why not just do both? You are not gay, just lonely.
>>38659159and while you pass out on my lap, I'm stroking your hair and waiting till you sleep before carrying you up to bed and snuggling
>>38659176i haven't had sex in 4 years and i'm scared.
>>38659175https://voca.ro/1bAM4OTyAVBD
>>38659152>>38659164>no it isn'tmfw ):<jk jk jk
is there a fate stay night shrimp i can "save and share" to my friend
>>38659175KAMEEEEEE HAMEEEEEEE NYYYAAAAAAAAA!!!!
>>38659185It can be stressful especially if it’s been a long time, but it might be a good opportunity to get back into the swing of things. That being said only do it if you want too and don’t be pressured into it if you don’t want it.
>>38659126canada, where very few trannies live
>>38659188I made that one myself. I made most of the shrimp cats.>>38659214Broly does not do the kamehameha.
>>38659225thanks i'm really afraid i won't make her cum do you have any advice on that
>>38659239you kidding? I've met plenty of tranners from Canada on here. Sadly though, I'm American
>>38659273huh, odd, I haven't met many, I'm in ontario doing my nursing degree right now and I'm kinda stuck here for the next 4 or so years
>>38658619I don't masturbate anymore, I either fuck spirits or find a guy at a ritual or at the bar or something>tfw no bf to slap his giant hog against my babydick gocklet before fucking me missionary styleFeels badAlao, how is everyone? Im taking advantage of the planetary alignment and doing some workings 2nite
>>38659280The toronto area is the biggest hotspot on the board, dude
>>38659298I need you.
>>38659298Is this the fabled alt tranner gf?
>>38659298>>tfw no bf to slap his giant hog against my babydick gocklet before fucking me missionary styleI NEED YOU FUCK
>>38659269Just remember sex isn’t all about penetration. Don’t ignore erogenous zones and take your time with forplay.
Chaser gladiator style free-for-all battle to the death for beangirl
>>38659280hey, if anything, we're about the same timezone if that counts
upload test with a 3.9x megabyte file please excuse me chasergen you are my /trash/ tonightyes i uploaded this earlier tonight but as an mp4. please forgive me and do not noticealso fun thing my text cursor is stuck at the beginning of this post as i type it out and isnt moving with my text so i cant actually tell where my cursor is
>>38659298where do you live seriously i have a big dick and could do this to you it doesn't have to mean anything
>>38659332You look like an Earthbound boss battle now.
>>38659311I'm sure you can do netter anon>>38659315No, I'm not anyone's gf ;_;>>38659327Nah I'm not worth fighting over but thanks anyways
>>38659332very cute but would be better if it was 4mb
>>38659338Where do you live?
>>38659335>>38659348Chicago
>>38659332I need you.
>>38659332>pichu is a /trash/goonerwaow
>>38659331well, that's a small silver lining at least, I can tell you good night and be correct anon, thank you dearly for the chat thus far c:>>38659302I didn't know, my apologies
>>38659350do you have contact info in case i'm ever in town? you can vet me if you want i just really want to fuck.
>>38659352can you even post threads to /trash/ vs having them moved thereive never posted a thread or reply to there but i know what it is vaguely>>38659351you need a pixelated version of me that exists in your game boy pocket>>38659347i dont have a 4mb version so please enjoy this random image instead
>>38658974my tag is ciraphim btw
>>38659356I'm really just looking for a relationship rn, sorry
>>38659350Im mtf and in chicago my discord is ciraphim btw
>>38659332I have watched this many times
>>38659370well you are very attractive so i'm sure you'll find one soon
>>38659377Stop transbianning
>>38659298Let’s see that gocklet babe.
>>38659354of course, I enjoy chatting people up and making new friends, and you seem like a very nice person so far! any contact info? I'd love to chat more, whenever you're not working your butt off for that degree
>>38659377I'm really only into cis men atp, sorry for the disappointment. But hey, at least you know how my parents feel :s
Would you forgive her for her transbian past, bros?
>>38659406of course, we all make mistakes
>>38659406look im sorry for dating cis women back in collegecan you ever forgive me
>>38659401basedd. we love ya ladies
>>38659406If she can forgive me for JO'ing to twinks, yeah
>>38659401it hurts my heart that i can't go on a date with you
>>38659395yeah! you seem pretty amenable and nice to chat with, if you've got a discord I could add you on there. You seem like you'd be a good friend anon c:
dota 2, dota 2there's nothing we can do
>>38659422course, add me at cuddlanon and I'll see you there!
If you could see one and only one tantalizing tranner body part, revealed in a lewd image tonight, what would it be?
>>38659433Ass
>>38659433Gock
>>38659433Breasts
>>38659433tummy
>>38659433ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass, or tits teehee or feet if ur feeling extremely based
>>38659425who is your favorite hero, who is your most played heroalso so far nobody has forgiven me for dating cis women in college when i was repping. i must now die immediately
>>38659433Yes
>>38659433Their ankles
girls how do you like to be kissed
>>38659441The only straight response
>>38659460NeckAround the ears
>>38659470more specific with regards to technique please
Gock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your gock….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
>>38659482UhKiss neckSucceedKiss ear, bite earlobeSucceed
>>38658683i need you
>>38659487what if i take a nibble at the neck? is bazed?
>>38658852>idk... i attempt it maybe 2-3 times a week? i finish much less often thojust riding a dildo or what?
>>38659483Using a squib of someone else’s cum taped to my thigh to pretend I still ejaculate
>>38659483Straightest chaser itt
Gock served with caprese, toasted rounds, and olives.
>>38659490Idk man>(the pederast)Whats the story here my guy
>>38659482Nta but spend some time with you mouth and hands around her neck, breast, and thighs. She will tell you if she likes it or not.
>>38659497Having comically too much propellant behind the squib so it makes a cum mist
Biting earlobes, but also a gentle nibble on the ridge of the ear.
It is 0 degrees
>>38659446just to be clear, since I'm posting that my most played hero is support willow, I'm a chasoid
>>38659483>intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throatAyo this nigga suckin hondosed dick
>>38659543what the hell is a dark willow
>>38659504tfw she no like neck biting>>38659504>Whats the story here my guysome schizoid called me that cuz i think twinkhons r hot also its funny
>>38659559i'm sorry but chaser trips get the wall
>>38659526Filling a fog machine with cum so that it makes cum fog for us to play hide and seek in
>>38659568yeah it's fucking pathetic
>>38659576The loser of hide and seek gets, surprisingly, cum
These threads are ass now. Where did all the fun people to talk to go?
>>38659546roaming earth spirit esque support
>>38659489you're too kind anon, I always thought my penis was kind of small desu
pic: me and chaser>>38659625funkyis she the one who makes the pink bushes? ive seen a screenshot of pink swirly bushes and i dont really know what it was
>>38659619It comes and goes
>>38659619Blobby won bro
>>38659638eekum bokum
>>38659652eekum bokum
>>38659627no thats a great size. do you still produce cum?
>>38659627How did you think that was small?
>>38659483Chasers and trannies are so obsessed with sex it’s gross.
feeling the soft patter of her lips on my face she says "i love you" between each one kissing my eyelids and rubbing her soft cheek into the slope from my neck to my shoulder pressing her fingers between the striations of muscle in my forearm working her way down to interlock fingers. just some of the things i've been thinking about recently
>>38659649Blobby is a huge faggot
>>38659638You would never be next to your chaser
>>38659716Good morning val :^) how are you today
>>38659638yesher q summons a bunch of rooting bushesw is slarks ultimate, plus divine rapier, plus attack range boost to sniper levels for seven seconds on a fifteen second cde is an aoe stun after a delayshe has two ultimates that don't share cd but can't be used at the same momentone is 3000 magic damage to anyone you stand on with a thirty second cdthe other is long range aoe fear on a long cd with a long wind up animationshe has extreme damage, evasion and cc, but her abilities can all be circumvented by bkb or otherwise, no easy stunbot stuffif you play poorly, all your spells will miss and do nothingif you play well, you can solo the enemy team without being touched
>>38659386I thought it was a chaser baka
>>38659747thats too much dotes for my stupid ass at 11:50pm
>>38659679it's the watery precum type stuff with a tiny bit of opaque white ACTUAL cum, I take a cumstack and intend to take bovine mammary to grow my tits and T gel when I can manage to get my hands on some>>38659694generally low self confidence
>>38659741I'm not val
>>38659775what's your stack? i take onions lecithin and zinc and i cum a lot.
>>38659777Oh ok...how are you today?
>>38659775So you like using it?
let’s say fhwe whoooole alphabet one post at at timea
30+ toronto area chaser bf…
>>38659793L-arginine, zinc, pygeum, sunflower lecithin, selenium, and plenty of water, anything else I've found could potentially fuck with my hormones and I'm a real endocrinology nerd>>38659812I don't really mind it, honestly I'm more of a bottom/powerbottom but I want my dick to work and to give my partner the opportunity to suck it and have it function as best as it can if they so choose
>>38659820you are making me feral you are so fucking hot i'm going to make up a reason to go to chicago so we can get drinks
>>38659823Move to BC pls
did val come here just to do mtfg surveillance and infiltration before some larger scheme happenedit feels like she appeared here, got familiar, got info, and vanished
>>38659796Idk, I'm bored, I have no idea what a fucking "blobby" is or why they won, and my back hurts. Hbu?
>>38659843it’s tempting
>>38659844That fat piggy was here yesterday morning you moron
>>38659823Move to texas pls
>>38659870oh i missed herbut thats good, im sensationalizing for fun because its fun to treat the generals like a spy novel
>>38659844Oh boy more schizo posting
you can be almost thirty and pre-glowupits okay to have a glowup in your thirties
>>38659775>it's the watery precum type stuff with a tiny bit of opaque white ACTUAL cum, I take a cumstack and intend to take bovine mammary to grow my tits and T gel when I can manage to get my hands on somesorry i stepped away for a second, but the supplement stack is powerful, you're awesome. are you straight or bi, whats your type?
>>38659820this picture is very hot, wish i was in chicago
>>38659901yeah i bet a lot of cia new hires are in their 30s
>>38659916i killed a cia with my car once and got away with it
>>38659820i love you
>>38659931Terry?
>>38659931you shouldnt have said that. ill stop glowing long enough for you to get away. but dont come back.
>>38659916It would be kinda fun to be a FBI agent assigned to watching internet forums
This place is being weird tonight
Tranner gf who scratches my balls for me.
>>38659909Bi, I like most types, mtf, ftm, cis male, cis female, in terms of just regular guys, ideally trim and muscular, but a bit of chub doesn's scare me at all, being strong is the main thing, facial hair is a plus, as is a nice jawline, I mostly am interested in dating for love and long term type stuff thoughTLDR; I like anyone, as long as they like my personality, we get along and they love me and I love them, I just wanna share my life with someone c:
>>38659983those are good preferences. dating for love and long term stuff is where i feel i'm at lately too. i tried doing some hookups but im too scared of people and its strange to be intimate with someone i dont know very well.what kind of hobbies do you have, what are you like?
>>38659958yeah that girl should have 15 replies idk why it's so dead
>>38659997I'm not a chasoid and I'm straight so like I'm just here to shitpost
>>38660014chasers are straight kys
Chasers are gay men or bisexual men and that's a good thing
>>38660019Sure, but I'm a straight woman. Im Not interested in chasoids/trannies
>>38660027i'm bisexual but its not because i fuck trans girls its because i sometimes fuck guys.
>>38660029>straight woman so I'm not interested in men or tranniesOnly one of these makes sense
>>38660051Gock sucking Chasoids aren't men
>>38660065That's right, I am an Übermensch
>>38660034based me too bro
>>38660029i can only pull cis girls and none of them know i wish i had a trans gf
>>38659993I've never tried a hookup, and if you scroll back far enough you'll find that I'm a virgin actually, waiting for marriage or what I consider to be a long term successful relationship, I can't imagine myself having sex with someone that's just... a stranger, sex is about love to meMy hobbies are pretty boring, I'm in nursing school so I don't have much free time, but I play vidya and watch anime obviously, I'd love to get into cosplay and Warhammer 40k and get some armies going I'm kind of a novice/intermediate diy endocrinologist, i love the paranormal and shit like cryptids and monsters and whatever, my ideal work environment is either pediatric oncology or E.R specifically night shiftsIn terms of what I'm like, I don't unfortunately have a great answer... I'm generally pretty put together, but a bit of a whirlwind in terms of uni stuff, I've been referred to as being "bratty" before, I'm a little socially unaware, I'm super able to push myself beyond what I should be doing for what I deem to be a greater good, and my whole shtick for living is taking care of the people I loveDogshit explanation i know, but it's hard to explain
my vague internet presence concept could pull some noncommittal words from equally vaguely present internet men if thats worth anything
>>38660128want to swap dick pics to compare notes (non-sexual)
>>38659993Also, my sincere apologies for the gap in responses and time I'm very sleepy and am basically falling asleep at my desk so if I suddenly don't respond, it's not because I don't like you, it's because I'm so fucking terribly exhaustedHow about you? What're you like anon? If we're gonna be friends, I gotta know about you! What kind of stuff do you do, where do you work, any cool interests, favourite movie, all that
>>38660129i would commit to you baby
Blobert stays winning
>>38660138Sadly I cannot anon, I'm saving myself, but I seriously appreciate it
>>38660128>>38660147do you have a discord? so if you pass out we can keep the convo going? if not thats fine. i'll write my response to your posts in a separate one that i'll start now
iohuhohhh stinyy
i have no proof blobby exists
Tranner gf that lets you rest your head on her thighs.
>>38660162that's okay i just thought it was cool we both have a cum stack and big dicks. keep on keepin on
>>38660176only if i can stroke your cheek with my thumb and rub your hair
>>38660162She's so based
>>38660188I would be in heaven
>>38660174Some say he's a ghost..
>>38660129What? Say it again and pretend I’m retarded(I am)
>>38660162Where are you from, pure maiden anon?
>>38660128>>38660147have you not been in a long term relationship before? i think sex can be about love, and sometimes it can be something else. i'm sex positive and have lots of friends that are in kink scenes in their areas and stuff, i think casual sex just doesn't work for me because sex is about some degree of emotional intimacy to me, so if i dont know where the bounds are with that its hard for me to get into it.I don't think your hobbies are boring, video games and anime are ole reliable imo. nursing school seems tough from everything ive heard and read, you're strong for soldiering through. I'm also big on cryptids and the paranormal. I really like reading about hell and ghosts and rituals and the afterlife and such. i've had a few ghost experiences of my own over the years at different jobs as well.I think self describing is hard, you're kind of trying to get a birds eye perspective of yourself which can feel voyeuristic and sort of temper your own examination. uni making you a bit disorganized is just par for the course. bratty can be cute, and socially unaware is relatable really. Living to take care of people you love is very sweet though, i like that a lot. i try to have tenderness in me for the people i care about and myself and the world around me, but it can be hard and lately i feel like i've been backsliding into being rotten again, which i want to course correct.As for me i'm a fit ish artist type? i like creating stuff across a few different mediums. i have issues with depression and emotional volatility but the act of making something is often absorbing enough that it can distract, and i like that the art ive made can make an impression on others. personality wise im awkward but excitable. i tend to overanalyze social situations because of mental health bullshit, but im mostly good at not letting it show unless i feel comfortable enough to be more candid. theres more but i dont want to spill my guts too much.
>>38660232Canada, ontario specificallyI do have to warn you, I'm a little ashamed that I once sucked the dick of my last partner once we reached our one year anniversary, I don't think it makes me a slut though, that's the only kind of sexual encounter I've had>>38660147Durianomancer is my discord, no promises that we'll end up dating or whatever, but you seem like you'd make a really lovely friend at least c:
>>38660176GIWTWM (the gf)
>>38660222yours pixels like the pixelated idea of me
>>38660264Lowercase d in durianomancer, for the record
>>38660266I wish I lived in Chicago. I'm a fan of your pizzas and hotdogs.
>>38660266what sort of boyfriend would you like
>>38660269Yes that’s true. Pixel love.
>>38660264sent you a request, and yeah i was just thinking it would be nice to talk more mostly
>>38660281>I'm a fan of your pizzasLet's not get crazy now
>>38660303Oh?
1amgotta take out the trash before i can go to bedwhys it so hard to do thing
>>38660315is it cold out? or are you just struggling to get up
>>38660315don't take out the trash it's fine
>>38660315Do it right now
>>38660317kinda afraid of going out of my apartment unit and into the staircase of my building and also afraid of the front porch of my buildingalso in a third floor apartment and really lazy>>38660319shitty apartment has no dumpsters, if i dont take it out tonight then i have to deal with a full traesh can for a week!>>38660320i did it
>>38660334you can just put more full trash bags on the ground around the trash can when it's full
>>38660281Chicago deep dish is very tasty and filling
Tranner gf who lays her head on your chest and watches shows with you.
>>38660340:(
>>38660334Nice good job
>>38660352why are you sad ;_;
Do girls like it when guys have big feet?
>>38660359thinking about my 80 square foot apartment filled with trash bags
>>38660363okay well then get to it! maybe you could smoke some weed to prepare yourself
>>38660348This is the dream
>>38660334Good job Anon my work here is done Goodnight
>>38660372the trash is already taken out lolim gonna eat a weed eventually one of these days. never smoked it. might start with dandelions? or gummies
>>38660241I've been in one long term relationship that ended quite recently and has left me rather sad. I personally view sex in a bit of a puritan way which i know a lot of people view as being shitty and whatnot, but, I think that there's a certain sanctity to letting someone see your body in a sexual context and having sex with them, it should really mean something about the emotional closeness of the two people participating in my mind. I've never had casual sex in my entire life, and unless you count being raped, I'm a virginNursing school isn't really easy, I'm going for a bachelor's of science in nursing, makes me an R.N right out the gate which is nice, gives me a lot of skills I have mad interest in. And thank you for the compliment, I've always been of the mind that if I can take such a serious emotional hardship, why shouldn't I use it to help people, kids with cancer don't deserve it, why wouldn't I try to help if I can take it, right?:O tell me about some of the ghost stories anon!!I'm trying to paint myself in as neutral of a light as I can, because I fear that I'll secretly make myself look good when I'm not really, I do certainly have my flaws which I'm trying to work on but those flaws also are kinda what make you yourselfI'm kind of pessimistic, but with an odd love for the people around me, but no matter where it comes from, I think it's healthy and good to care. You can absolutely course correct out of being shitty or pessimistic or anything of the sort, it's important not to get stuck in things mentally and get comfortable with things going in a negative direction, but it sounds like you understand that as isBeing an artist sounds really cool and I'd love to hear more about what kind of stuff you make, I was never good enough to get real into art. I also think it's really cool you developed it as a healthy coping mechanism, you seem like a very interesting person with lots of tales to tell.4chan says my reply is too long :(
>>38660380i get really really really scared and anxious if i smoke but i still do it and regret it every time
>>38660363>80 square foot apartmentThat's so tiny
>>38660383if i do the right drugs will life stop being in a first-person perspective?im getting really frustrated and tired with life being in a first-person perspective forever
>>38660397just do a big line of ketamine i think that's pretty much what it's for. you could also try astral projection but that may require more time
>>38660424No.
>>38660403wow ketamine sounds scarydrugs sound scarythis is what i get for being the boring drugless transer
>>38660429how old are you? drugs are pretty bad and scary yeah but they can also be fun with the right people :-)
>>38660435im 30... all ive ever done is drank
good morningslightly hung over today>>38658619like once a week to get rid of any horniness that shows up >>38660397you didn't get this as a free bonus feature of your gender dysphoria? i spent like all of my teenage years in third person, depersonalization sux
>>38660470Same
>>38660470>>38660473that's cool it shows a lot of restraint
>>38660470Stick to the run and maybe weed. But be careful weed can cause worse paranoia
>>38660381nta but you seem like a super cool and well thought person
soooo bored how is it almost 2am i'm gonna smoke weed and get weird
>>38660475I refused weed and coke in high school, and in college some friends died from fentanyl, so it's been simple for me to steer clear
>>38660500yeah fentanyl is in everything now it's smart to steer clear. i'm just stupid so i do whatever powder someone has at a party
i've smoked weed like five times and it just makes me anxious and paranoid every time idk why I keep doing it when offered my previous time was the best experience i've had with it so far bc instead of the paranoia and anxiety, I just sobbed on my two uni friends friends' shoulders about how i'm a bad person, they comforted me by stroking my thighs, one on one and one on the other, and it was rly rly kinda an uncomfortable experience bc i'm really sensitive there
>>38660471Blobby won
>>38660530try smoking a little bit of weed when you're already really drunk and in a good mood
>>38660530i said friends twice. they were just my uni friends, not friends of friends
>>38660550this was the way my literal first time was, drunk and really happy. I inhaled twice, lit a cigarette, and then immediately vomited on my shoes and then started panicing about everything.
>>38660562oh well you just have to keep trying
oddishweedish
>>38660577Vileplume
>>38660606yeah bud i got a vile plume for you right here!
>>38660615Gloomer gf
Gardevoir (male) gf
Turning this dugtrio into a dughome- polytransbians, probably
gastlychan is so CUTE omg i need her
>>38660640lol
>>38660668do you have all the type matchups memorized? like water beats fire
>>38660683i'm terrible with themi always mix up how it goes with the "weird" types like dark, psychic, ghost, fairy, etc. sometimes I just pull up a type chart.
>>38660693>sometimes I just pull up a type chart.oh so you cheat. i guess cheating is just fine now. okay. i haven't played pokemon in years think gonna play some rom hacks
work was dead asf lads.....i only made $2 in tips :(
>>38660721You’re a knob, and I hope bed bugs bite you in your sleep.
>>38660735This nigger is a cis mexican homo
>>38660735what did i do to you spider? ;_;
>>38660721rip
>>38660745Nothing, I just didn’t know what to say.
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