>>39303350
read gideon the ninth and join your sisters as we suffer through alectopause

>>39311562
read notes from the underground and gain insight into chud incel logic

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literally cis queens we must remind them that we are here. for the luls.
i love my cisisters. good morning to my blessed cisisters.
it's another dark day in this bitch of an earth. if i could salute every cis woman in the world, I wouldn't, because some cis women are evil and don't deserve it. however, the cis women who DO deserve a morning salute, I salute you, and say, godspeed.

do autistic cisles girls typically talk to people like theyre some kind of summoned goetic demon when they wanna ask about something? im going along with it out of sympathy for the diagnosis but its a little weird to have a conversation where im just sorta being queried about this and that, by a person with a very mechanical thought process and a style of writing thats way too formal for text messages.

>>39311577
Or just talk to me bitch, gaaawd. I’m right here.

Shitty thread, I'm going to let it die. Sage in all fields.

>>39311577
i read it a while ago for college. the bit about the toothache always pops into my head when im wallowing. not sure yet but i think i might try to read some of the chinese classics next

>>39311953
i dont think im autistic, im fairly socially adept irl. i was just stream of conciousness writing in an attempt to be more genuine

>>39311971
I thought sage stopped being a thing? Terminal Not Paying Attention Disease haver is me though

>>39312041
>reading Dostoevsky in college
Do westerners really? You need to have suffered in life to understand him. His work is "adult" in a real sense, not like erotica or violence, which teenagers can enjoy.

Anyways, here is the pain part, 3-5 minute read https://www.pagebypagebooks.com/Fyodor_Dostoevsky/Notes_from_the_Underground/Part_I_Chapter_IV_p1.html

I prefer the prostitute part, and the visiting guest part, shows the black hatred of a real loser perfectly, but these require reading more of the text.

She kicking her feet hella hard now when I hang out with her late night early morning. I love holding her little hands and playing with her little toes AAAHHH
Breakfast time, Ima wake everyone up and be super obnoxious because nobody has to be anywhere today.

>>39311953
I typically pretend to be normal, and because, as Rammstein sing, were all living in America, America, I end up sounding like a composite character from western movies, songs, novels, fiction.
And when I am drunk, I reveal my real demonic self, but can excuse it the next day by citing the liquor. I have to betray myself to keep the mask safe, so it can be strong enough to keep me safe.

>>39312145
>breeder

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>>39312188
That's fair, not for everyone I can tell you

>>39312041
oh not you im talking about my cousin. i typed up a whole thing then deleted it and forgot to add any context for my gay ass ventpost.

>>39312147
honestly real
ive been conscious of being a sperg so long ive kinda forgotten about some of this stuff. im just trying to be nice to my cousin but its a bit jarring and i dunno if i should try and get her to open up or if i should like respect her distance and just go along with things.

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Ha ha, five months of this

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>>39303350

>>39313860
>the "being gay is all the personality i have" reading list
there is zero good lesbian books
the best "lesbian" non-fiction is feminist theory that goes so radical, it becomes prison gay to hate men (and that's not good because its gay, its good and incidentally gay)

>>39313860
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_marriage

I just learned.

>>39313925
Anon joined a queer book club. Also this anon >>39313929 has already learned something due to the list.

>>39313925
Now I'm curious about your standards for good lesbian books. Could you please elaborate?

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>>39312228
For me, it's Pokémon breeder Lydia from Hoenn Route 117.

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Why are white people like this?

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>>39314024
Oh, I learned something ;^)
Still think its an NPC list, and you shouldn't be reading "lesbian books", you should be reading good books.

>>39314778
do people sleep with earrings on?

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Today someone told me i have mean girl energy, and i took it as a compliment. Wasn’t gonna let some random ruin my day and i wanted to share that. Maybe i just give off a sexy, Jennifer Check played by Megan Fox typa vibe. Yk?
>The gay board on 4chan is 99.9% men and this stronghold must not fall society
yeah uh, ladies?!! Tf? Why is clg practically dead and we’re not doing the qott or even thread news anymore?? Are we seriously going to allow trannies and gay men take over or what

>>39315738
>Maybe i just give off a sexy, Jennifer Check played by Megan Fox typa vibe.
You either do or your don't sister. Which one is it. Hot girls only itt

>>39315791
I’m gonna be so fr people say I look like Latina Megan Fox sometimes but I just don’t carry that playful Megan fox energy and instead act autistic and avoid social interactions unless I’m going to my Starbucks for my daily frappe. It’s interesting because i experience pretty privilege if i look tidy enough. The local Starbucks workers bring me my drinks and snacks directly to my table, if it’s night they’ll offer to walk me to my car, people are generally nicer if i look normish in public, etc. I can’t have a lasting conversation with them though, because I’ll say “lmao” outloud like a dumbass. Am i cooked?

>>39315870
i also avoid social interaction. for me its a coffee machine at home because it's cheaper and I don't have to go out to get caffeinated.
i don't think you're cooked but the longer you're here on this site the more it'll make you weird. trust me im 28 and virtually insane at this point.

i'm literally browsing /s/ right now. cis women are supposed to stitch tapestries and nurse the convalescent, not ogle at the sexy women board on 4chan. but who can help me now

>>39312130
maybe ill go back and read it again, cant say i retained much from the last time. i was busy ruining my own life. are you russian? you seem it

>>39313860
thanks for the list. some of these look interesting. im not sure why the other anon hates it so much, except to be contrarian.

>>39312383
i think its worth trying to get her out of her shell. i see a lot of learned helplessness in some of the autists i know and you just need someone to force you out of that

>>39315870
i feel that. if i shut up and keep it short people are always lovely to me, but once i get going it crumbles. too much time on the internet and around men in my youth...

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>>39313860
this has been on my wish list for years

>>39314770
sniff

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I like to trib women but instead of clit to clit, asshole to asshole. I call it The Fartsnatch. So far women have been hesitant to try at first, but they leave as believers in The Fartsnatch

Bedtime soon. I'll probably be up though

>>39316076
does this apply even if they seem like, functionally pretty good? my cousin used to play on the local girls rugby team when she was a teenager, i cant imagine you can do that while being totally shut down.

wife says I'm only nice to the AI because I'm scared of it
I'm all
>nuh uh, not the Only reason
I had a, not a bad dream? but I had a dream that everything went all SkyNET. The Beepining, John Connor Warned us of this Day!
not my house though, we got put in the people zoo

>lonely as fuck
>maybe prisoner will write back to me
>browse people looking for penpal
>"looking for a man to spoil me-" x1000
>nvm

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>>39320281
aw. there are regular penpal websites too, yknow, for people practicing their english, for example.

>>39320281
Write to a bunch of them, like shotgun spread that shit. Someone is bound to write you back out of courtesy

>>39319350
i suppose not. as long as she has friends everything is probably all right

>>39320281
thats an interesting idea

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God hates homosexuality

>>39320987
what do you know, midwit

>>39320987
https://youtu.be/Q5-JRwzBcoY?si=YNbR8gF3A6Yo5aH2

May all of your prayers turn to sin

I also had a dream about Hispanic Owl Ladies. Three of them trying to tell my fortune like The Fates or some shit? They got mad because I was trying to get them to tell me answers to my questions.
>horoscope fortune cookies, not Wikipedia

They were nice, even when I was deliberately fucking with them. My brain is weird sometimes


Almost time to get up, being lazy because the little one is zzz again.

>>39320996
Midwit in what? Iq? Age? my country's size? Or are you talking about my iq? Cuz that is 130+

We're gonna go over to her parents in a bit. Pose for pictures and shit

>>39311557
Thank you for making a thread OP

>>39311971
Announcing sage is against the rules.

>>39313860
The /u/lit thread has multiple images with recommendations.

>>39316076
>too much time on the internet and around men in my youth...
Yeah. I’m a youngshit and I am only 19 yet I felt that. I grew up around men and tomboyish activities but I’m pretty much the most fem presenting lesbo you’d probably meet desu
>>39315958
The coffee machine could save me so much money. I’ve been on 4chan as a lurker for years but I’ve actually never interacted until recently at 19. Problem is that I am not a social person online or in person but when I see the clg threads I try to jump in and chat.

>>39322681
Are you two married?

>>39324286
That's mcburger.

Spent the last 20 minutes watching guy-on-guy porn. Nothing has changed, apparently. My feelings still range from nothing to disgust. I kind of hoped I'd grow out of my preference for pussy.

>>39324307
mcburger??
>>39324449
Yeah sometimes I feel guilty for liking pussy ngl

>>39324614
>mcburger??
A regular poster who has posted pretty much daily since 2016.
She has a wife and as of a few weeks ago a daughter.
I just assume everyone who posts here has posted here for years at a minimum so I though you just didn't recognize her posting style for some reason.

>>39324280
>>39324614
A newfag! Welcome, sister.

>>39320281
The lezzers in prison don’t exactly need to look to the outside world for female attention anon kek

>>39324280
interesting, im the opposite. if i dress too fem i feel like jumping out of my skin a bit. its too much attention. but maybe thats a fear response, because i love when others do it.

i make all my coffee at home these days, but i want to change that. someone said that the american dream is hiding away in ur house all day, free from any social interaction, and im starting to feel like thats evil. besides, i love talking to people

>>39321168
be careful, its bad luck to tell ur dreams to just anyone

>>39324669
>I just assume everyone who posts here has posted here for years at a minimum
I think I've been posting here since 2013. Save me

>>39326990
SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEE

>>39326990
>I think I've been posting here since 2013.
based and samepilled!

Is this a checkpoint for 2013 posters?

>>39326747
You guys aren't Just Anyone tho

>>39318173
Alecto this year surely

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>>39328744
I'm losing my mind as I wait. I have paperback copies and know I'll need to wait for such a copy to add to my floating shelf. Buying it twice is more than acceptable. It's the plan. On day one, I'll buy the ebook if I'm unable to access the audiobook on Spotify. I am ravenous for more Ianthe lore

I'm supposed to put the baby on the tiddy every now and then. Something to do with their Saliva? Idk but both my doctor and my mom independently said, so I might. Mom says some women start leaking from the tits just Thinking about babies for a long time, so I'm already being extra.
>they're sensitive and sore

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>>39328504
Someone should make a poll.
It was August 2023 when I made this one.

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>>39326990
>>39327074
>>39328504
I was still shitposting on Gaia around then. I saw screen grabs of the 4chins but yall were still some elusive internet club. I didn't peek my nose in until Trump started making noise and I got banned from everywhere for not being suitably outraged. Never did the reddit thing.
It's k, you guys are Way cooler than the dorks I used to hang around. Smarter, less willing to hold back on opinions. I don't know how to articulate it. Sometimes I rush to my phone to see what I missed, but the threads have been dead for a bit. I miss when I could scroll and read your conversations you had while I was sleeping or at work.

Now I gotta be more active and less voyeur but I'm boring as fuck normie. Best I have to contribute is what slop I watched while doing my house chores or gushing about the baby

Everyone still asleep but I've been keeping the vampire hours

It's perfectly fine and okay for us to not always agree on Everything. That's what makes us good friends. I can trust you guys to be honest, even it hurts feelings. IDK I'm gonna get up and clean the house in a bit.

Class irl again on Monday

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>>39329495
I've been on 4chan since whenever this gem dropped https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY

>>39331553
watched the video. now i feel mogged by the 13 yo me. the internet used to be so much better, too.

You're taking HER last name? What the hell's wrong with you?

Are you so cucked as to spit on your ancestors?

>>39329495
Imagine like early 2022 for me.

>>39331934
The baby has mine, so her ancestors are just as assmad

You see, if you do the heavy lift chores first you can take your time on the nothing chores. Every dish left in the sink is one you have to scrub later. Sort your laundry as you change so you can just dump loads
>hue

>>39329942
I was never on Gaia or Reddit. My first board was /co/, later I hung around /v/ a lot. I had a bisexual friend from school who also browsed 4chin and told me when the /lgbt/ board was launched, so I was here very early.

>I miss when I could scroll and read your conversations you had while I was sleeping or at work.
Same. It's been years since the glory days but I remember them fondly.


>>39331934
I want a hyphenated last name when I marry. I told you guys this before but my last name was inherited matrilinear and has been around since my great-grandma's days. I love that fact.

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>>39324669
Thank you for explaining. I’m a newfag here. I didn’t recognize her posting style since I’m not always active on clg and only lurked in the past and scrolled through the thread replies. I cannot believe she’s been a regular for 9 years now, hope miss burger is doing great in life
>>39324736
Thank you sister!
>>39326747
I completely get you. I think for many dressing a bit more tomboyish/masculine to get that look and energy yk? No shame in that at all! I feel as though I must socialize because of my appearance like I said, yet I am a bit awkward, I think it’s due to social anxiety that I’ve been on meds for. I’d
be interacting more often online than in person desu.
>>39326990
Wow 2013 clg, what was that like?

>>39333652
>9 years
christ where did the time go

I feel bad for british guys. They don't deserve what the feministoids and leftoids are doing to them, demonizing and blaming them for the crimes of foreigners. Nigel and Andrew aren't the ones that are attacking women with knives.

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bumps

I'm supposed to cook but I ordered pizza again because I'm lazy

I'm going to adopt a cat, my fur allergy and fear of toxo notwithstanding. I wonder if I should ask about the latter concern at the local animal shelter, or if that'd make me seem weird. I've heard that the cats have often had rough lives, so hopefully, I'll find one that's not too traumatized.

>>39335519
ferals yeah. the born around human ones tend to settle down and be less insane outside a shelter environment. they're totally diff cats when they're not stressed to fuck.

>>39335602
thanks. I'll keep that in mind.

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>>39311557
Lesbians, your response?

i need a professional opinion y'all.
although i never admit to preferring ladies, i look gay as fuck and my boss would be blind not to suspect. she's a married woman on her 3rd husband, has kids and a hamster.
and i think she's dropping hints. i just can't understand what the fuck she is hinting at.
yesterday she told me a story about a movie she saw that had lesbians in it. a week ago she told me her friend's friend met a cool lesbian and apparently
>oh anon... two women together is just nice yk
>a man and woman can't understand each other completely
this started around two months ago. every week like clockwork she mentions lesbians. it's been a year since i started working for her, and if she wanted to bang, she would have said something earlier, right? is she trying to be supportive in an awkward christian lady way? should i react at all? because i've been smiling and nodding my way through that shit.

>>39336357
The marriage one's definitely bullshit but I've been saying this for a while: Chappell's actually a really, really bad person who maintains the same seething, selfish, zero-sum, self-pitying rage of rural, MAGA America she inherited from her family. She's basically just Trump 180: a bad person, but (at least nominally) on the opposite side of the political spectrum. I can see her getting canceled within the next few years for something like texting racial slurs, abusing/exploiting her workers, or toxic treatment of gfs/ex-gfs.

Bad person. Still very good musician tho.

>>39336693
Also pretending to be joking about being a misandrist is middle school shit. By your 20s you should openly calling for the ************* of that gender. Don't wuss out by hiding behind pretending you're still joking.

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sniff

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>did you see that white girl in joga pants, kim?
>how could I not? lol Such revealing clothing, and so much need to cover things up. She was twice the size of one of us. lmao
>Aoi, did you notice how she walked? With that build, powerful stride and manni... not very feminine facial structure, I thought she was a guy until she came closer. The poor thing even let out a loud burp.
>hey, that's mean! lol They can't help it, you know.

>>39333652
>Wow 2013 clg, what was that like?
Well the thread was a lot more active. We also weren't yet called /clg/ but /lesgen/ as it was before the trannies took over the entire board. There was a different roaster of regulars and also a tinychat where people got together, though I never participated in that. Actually there probably was a lot more tfw no gf posting than now.

>>39335519
if you're willing to pay, they can screen for toxo-free or toxo-immunity. it's kinda pointless though, as cats pretty much can only get it once, and then are immune the rest of their lives (don't shed). barring cat aids or whatever. humans are the same way. it's not curable, but it's inactive unless you're immune compromised.

>toxoplasmiosis
A 2011 study in PLOS ONE suggested that infected rats start to feel a type of "sexual attraction" to the smell of cat urine, rather than their usual defensive response to the scent. If true, it would make infected rats more likely to live near cats, which would increase the chances of them being preyed upon. A follow-up study published in the journal PLOS Neglected Tropical Diseases in 2011 repeated the experiment in humans, but although infected men were slightly more attracted to the scent of cat urine, women were not.

>>39333652
i feel that. im pretty socially anxious myself. recently, ive just been brute forcing thru it, but its only recently ive been able to. the internet has always been a good outlet for me but as i get older the people my age who are on it have thinned out a lot

>>39335519
if you are healthy you dont have to worry abt toxoplasmosis. just wash ur hands well after u deal with the litter

>>39336948
so ur saying ill never have an asian gf? sad...

>>39337136
>but it's inactive unless you're immune compromised
It is more apt to say that it's not very active, meaning that, for infected people, there'll be frequent low-level outbreaks in their bodies, including in their brains, until immune cells show up to shut these down. The spores, which the human body can't get rid off, will keep being a nuisance, destroying cells and changing things, until you die. There's even evidence of the parasite changing human behavior, like it does with rats and cats. I really don't want any of that.
>you can screen for it
I'll probably do that then.

>>39337452
>until immune cells show up to shut these down
that last until*

>new emt partner
>epipen is blue to the sky, kid
>she stabs herself trying to administer
>dispatch, we need a second ambulance

i will never allow her to live this down, ever.

Laying down, bedtime soon8tvyg

>>39336357
It's ok when men do it lmao

>>39336948
why are you like this?

>>39337452
i'll defer to you bc i only know about it in cats really. but yeah, it's just a blood test looking for antibodies that any vet will be able to do.

>>39338494
Learned behavior, probably bullied as a child.

I'm awake don't worry

>>39337074
Womp womp

>>39336545
>no (You)s
only larps get (You)s...
anyway i think i'm going to do nothing. she is quite older AND married.

>>39336545
Ask her to hang out, don't be a wuss

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>>39341690
What is /clg/'s take on ai-generated ghibli art?

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>>39341694
I think it's cute.

I love my gf :3 she's switching from pills to injections and I helped her to her first E shot (I work as a nurse).

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>>39341720
>gf
>switching from (estrogen) pills to (estrogen) injections
Is she 60 years old, or a male?

>>39341756
? Neither

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>page 8

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>>39342998
>page 8 again

>>39341286
we hang out nearly every day. at work. i ain't fucking my boss, anon.

Chicken tacos with lettuce, corn, cheese, salsa sauce, tomatoes again. Hecking delicious.

>>39345069
With a cola and some ice cubes too. My life could be better, and I'm often lonely, but I sure am happy to be alive.

>>39345120
feel that. i went from making 17 dollars an hour, to 35 new grad RN, and I'll auto raise to 47 after 12 months. i can afford to eat good and just paid a dentist for teeth cleaning after 9 years. after i pay off all my student loans, i want to learn scuba diving.

>>39344958
Wuss!

>>39346697
Not her, but cucking others is a bad and mean thing to do. Dame!

>>39346873
Consent is key

A comprehensive list as to why blondes have more fun:

1. White people tend to enjoy better lives than people who aren't white do

>>39348616
You do know not all white people have blond hair, right? And you do know there are poor white people, yeah?

>>39346697
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS USE THAT WORD as a description!!!! ack!!! You might just be the most confusing chick i know that does that!! AN THEN my DUMB ASS just desperately wants to know how your mind works because you used THAT FRAME OF THOUGHT!!!
Your brain drives me insane!

SO MUCH WHY!!

>>39350192
>>39350196
Try living with me, I drive my wife nuts on the regular. People call me a pickme all the time when they think they're being caty, but the ring on my finger means I'm already picked so I dunno.

Robbing yourself of social interactions because of hesitation or fear of rejection is something that screams "wuss" to me. The same as not wanting to pick up dog shit or reach into a garbage disposal

You're not the first to point it out, you won't be the last. I'm abrasive like that, I don't mean to be, I try to tone myself down alot.

>>39350352
ngl, im happy you found your happy..
Its good when people find a way that suits them.
^_^
Its just the word, ldk why, for some reason it reads and sounds out of context for me.

>>39350372
No worries, I'll try to be more mindful on it in the future. Social anxiety is a bitch, but that doesn't mean I have to be too

I'll run to my wife when it comes to creepy crawlies though. It's got more than four legs? She's gotta deal with it because I will refuse to re-enter that area until proof of death or removal. Being trapped in the dark in a confined space. Situational claustrophobia?
She's gets the ick from talking to new people, snails, worms and I think heights?

What about yall, any phobias? Reasonable or otherwise, my favorite silly one is the fear of crossing bridges
>gephyrophobia

>>39350414
Hey girl, i do no such thing.
Just in my world contracts are law, and braking them constitutes a metaphorical beating.
All the guys that i used to work for made it a point to drill into me, dont shit where you eat, even if its just a snack

>>39350467
I should elaborate, when you work for any industry that is a fortune 500, there is always a cluse in there that bans you from fraternizing (sleeping) with each other.

>>39350467
>>39350483
Ye, adultery in industry is usually used as a red flag isn't it? like a
>if they cheat on their spouse, who's to say they're not cheating on their paperwork?
or a
>they broke This important rule, what Other rules are they breaking?
but also other countries and companies have different rules for that.


All of this I need to be mindful of when I'm doing my own office shit when I get that promotion.

>>39350545
If you're not grape/agp guy, i hope you get that promotion.
The world needs more people with discipline and constancy.

I got class irl again tomorrow. I've been really trying to focus on it and get it all done with.

Mind numbing but it's fine, more tedious than difficult. I turn to the robot's help when I don't understand a question and I have it walk me through it instead of just shitting out the answers. People can hate on AI all they want but this one's a homie

>>39350587
LOL no am Burger

>>39350633
Oh, hello sweety. ^_^ I hope you are looking into owning your own branch. Your life makes me happy.

>>39350648
Just trying to get at the bigger $$ while I got some time. Kill her loans as fast as we can so she can focus on her job and I can stay at-home Mom once that last payment is done.

>they got a Daycare in office
>they're giving me a Car
>And paying for the gas
They might be able to bribe me into staying a little longer but I doubt it. I haven't told my boss my plans, makes me feel a little guilty

Makes me giggle like a retard sometimes. Instead of Days of Our Lives and Dallas or As The World Turns
I'll be on Xbox or my VR, checking the roast between spawns
Meet her at the door still wearing the rgb headphones, controller in hand

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I hope this anon has changed her mind...

>>39350697
You must be good at your job. Ive had people do crazy things to try to keep me on board.
You keep doing good, good things will happen. Even when you think people dont know what you are doing, they do. Mind you, i dont really know anyone as lenient as myself. But if you do right It should mirror back. Mind you if you're lying, that'll come back too. So theres that.

>>39350725
When was this, fuck
Don't kill yourself anon, you Better fucking haunt me I swear to Christ I'm gonna go over there in a Luigi outfit and Ghostbuster your ass so hard

>>39350751
>When was this, fuck
You can see the date in the image

>>39350746
being trilingual looks amazing on my resume, even being a dropout doesn't fuck me much. These are mostly for liability and competency what I'm getting certified on now, but I've got my foot in the door through nepotism. Who needs a degree anyway
>this is why you save business cards, kids

>>39350777
Just do good anon. Should work out.. I think.

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>>39350759
I don't remember if I said something smarmy or not. I don't remember if I asked or told them not to.
I don't remember if I ignored them.

>>39350806
I was the only person who responded to that anon and they stopped responding to me as you can see in my screenshot

>>39350801
Yeah, job isn't changing much. I'm going from being in charge filling the trucks and sending them out to being in charge of the people who fill the trucks and send them out. Going from desk on a concrete floor and babysitting grown men and I'm moving to a room with a window and my name on the door. I'm excited, but mostly for what I'm planning on what I'm planning on for After

>>39350831
Wow I'm retarded today.
I'm gonna make a grocery run later, dinner again tonight but unconfirmed on who's coming. Told Her parents and Mine that I wanted Sunday Dinner to be a thing but nobody committed. I'm gonna be mean about it, we can blackmail them with baby pictures

>>39350819
Fucking shoot me please

>>39350905
Well June 21st is 6 weeks away, maybe she'll come say goodbye.

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It's all just another tier of the same company though. Just now I'm going deeper into the logistics end. I'm gonna be in charge of a whole bunch of warehouses instead of just my floor. Thinking my boss is trying to groom me to replace him but I'm planning on escaping some time before the baby starts school. Cash all the stock and savings and bail the fuck out.

That's the plan anyway, we'll see how life forces me to ad lib

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I'm told I have no impulse control, mostly by my mother. It would explain my libido, but I've been responsible. I haven't been on my game since before the baby, I'm focusing on my classes, no more smoking no more weed, no more sodas or energy drinks.

Just wish she wouldn't suck her teeth every time she comes over, like what standards do I not live up to Now? She's not saying it out loud anymore so I gotta give her points for trying. I don't know why I let her get under my skin so much.

It's okay, I just get to be smug as shit when she gets her Mother's Day present.
>she fucks with carousels
>I spent extra on this old one she used to have
>pieces got lost or broken over the years and she gave up and threw it out.
I can't wait to see her cry
So Smug

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>>39351390
Goddamnit
Anyway I'm heading out soon, mom's here to keep an eye on the brats. But Watch
She'll be playing Beat Saber when I come back

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bump

https://youtu.be/yP9pJqmiIeg?si=jliOdWk1AxBl_Y52
Do you sing to her? Cracked voice and flubbed lines? Will she blush all the same if you whisper it or shouted in a crowd?

Help settle an argument, is it pedophilia for a 20 year old girl to finger a 17 year old?

Keep in mind the brain's not fully developed until age 25.

>>39322098
main bad guy in lok is korra herself though

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Would?

>>39354527
>riddle me this, batman
>*begins to sing ave maria*

>>39349405
>And you do know there are poor white people, yeah?
Yeah, they're called fuck ups. Imagine playing life on cakewalk mode and still fumbling the whole thing.

>inb4 uh actually u

>>39354527
Before I noticed the naval piercing, ye

>>39353754
Depending on your local age of consent laws
Yes, probably

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>>39337074
I was a bit confused at first on why there was two lesbian oriented threads but now I see why the board is often times just /ttt/, nothing against trannies at all og course. I wonder where the pst regulars are now
>>39333993
Time moves ;(
>>39337442
I completely understand you, i won’t be as young as I am for long anyways, gotta take advantage now to get out as a youngshit

Any thoughts on the jeans? I think these low rise are gonna be my new staples. I got them at Ross for like what 12 bucks?

>>39336357
I never liked Chapel Roans music and I don’t give a care in the world on what’s going on with her. So now what is she still a lesbian?

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people don't like me online but they do irl.
beauty and youth are an advantage. btw, im not an asshole i think i am just not following the rules or something

Bedtime soon. Dinner went well, everyone showed up and I made stir fry, didn't fuck up the rice or anything kr84y

There's literally no excuse for having any body hair south of the eyelashes, so I use every opportunity I can to go completely smooth. We as a species are evolving without it. Hair outside of the scalp should be considered filth.

I'd also pass a law only allowing for undercuts, skrillex cuts, and mohawks.

I'm awake

>>39357872
nice bait. a bit too obvious, though.

>>39353754
>the brain's not fully developed until age 25
That was the cut off age for that study. The brain never stops developing.

I'm heading out soon. See yall in a few hours. Be safe, stay out of trouble, make good choices
All That Good Wholesome Shit

>>39360076
The brain never stops CHANGING. If by developing you mean improving and increasing, then yes, the brain stops developing in the early 20s.
And humans in general stop developing in their late 20s early 30s. Its only downhill from there.

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>>39341694
>What is /clg/'s take on ai-generated ghibli art?
gay

>>39341694
i think ai art is pretty bad. but maybe im just a luddite

>>39351294
i need to do that. i have another 2 years until i finish but im rapidly losing the willpower. so much external bs has been really sapping me. im hoping that some time off over the summer might fix that but who knows

>>39356393
its true! the earlier u start the better. its not like irl friends stop u from using the internet anyways

i think they r cute! i should get a pair of jeans, i dont think ive had any since like 2020

>>39357872
sometimes i feel a bit insecure for shaving honestly. like im not woke enough. i just dont like being hairy though

>>39353754
No. Pedophilia is sexual attraction to prepubescent children, also 17 is legal basically everywhere in the world including most of America and all of Europe.

reading this gen and it's such first world problems

>i feel a bit insecure for shaving honestly. like im not woke enough :-(
mother would hit my legs full force with a stick for not shaving, but i was stronger than her even at 13 so i would physically fight her and confiscate the stick. she switched to verbal nagging soon after, and i started wearing jeans even in summer.

>Trump takes Greenland
>Denmark doesn't press the Article 5 button
>r*ssia takes the Baltics
>profit
>Canada becomes the 51st state
>optional US vs China showdown

>>39361195
>profit
Who's profit, exactly? Not you, certainly. You are cheering for people you have nothing in common with, and whom if they knew you, would hate you, to disturb the lives of millions, because.... ??? Just to be a Not Like Other Girls on a hentai forum?

>>39360814
>wants to max out her woke stat
lmao Haven't you noticed that woke ideology is nothing but insane nonsense?

>>39361700
I saw one of the stupidest arguments I've ever seen last week in a lesbian thread on /r9k/, I won't go into detail because I have forgotten most of it and the thread was 450 posts long but there was a lesbian that was disappointed by how trannies have overrun all lesbian spaces online but was arguing that she had to support them anyway because "I'm a lesbian, we're liberals", even though she disagreed with most lefty politics she felt that she just had to support the things she doesn't like because lesbians are like some hivemind or something.

>>39361382
are you okay?
>to be Not Like Other Girls
what? wtf is this post?

>>39361700
>>39361924
it's just leg hair. you shave it, it's a waste of time and effort. you don't shave it, you're good anyway. so what's the point? because the unholy union of porn-obsessed men and greedy corporations said so?
>inb4 hypocrisy
i don't care if my lover shaves her legs or not. i don't even think about it and centrally not within the woke-nonwoke paradigm.

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>>39362168
Sometimes people just sperg out. Only once they run out of breath can you be all
>do you need a hug?

>>39362818
I can't believe there are people who are unfamiliar with the old
>??
>profit
meme template.

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>>39362840
That south park episode is 27 years old

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>>39362205
hairy legs look gross and unkempt. simple as.

>>39363676
Transylvania hands

>>39363676
stop gooning to loli manga, bro

>>39363718
>>39363731
You act as if you've been found out.
>imagining the bushes on these lasses' over-sized legs.

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>chicken noodle soup with veggies and hen broth
Ah, life's good.

>>39363880
i don't even have to lose weight because i'm skinny. if i were fat though, it would still be easy to stop inhaling burgers or whatever fatties consume.
you, on the other hand, are in a real pickle there. have you had your tranny surgeries yet? oh why am I asking. why would that matter? the insecurity is everpresent. you know that no procedure can make you feel 100% confident in your body. you're stuck. so you lash out like a frat boy, repeating the locker room talk about fat butchdykes while trying to pretend you are one. a dog chasing its tail. are you winning, son?

>>39363924
Aren't you being a bit too sensitive? Being fat isn't good for anyone. It can be remedied too. It really was just some banter. Same with the stuff about hairy legs. I don't have any issue with butch lesbos. I actually think that many of them are likeable and down to earth.

>>39363961
you kinda smell like aids

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bad girls get the chair

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What's the meaning of life if you can't do the things you want to do, and can't achieve the things you want to achieve? You won't have anything, because God said no?

Whatever, all you guys want to talk about is sex and dildos anyway.

>>39364806
>>39365094
are you that poster who wants to become a man and impregnate a straight woman?

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>>39365106
No.

my cat has an actual name, but i've called her stinky for so long, that's all she responds to now.

>>39365246
good

>>39338061
I appreciate your posts about work ambulanceanon, I never give them (You)'s but I read them and appreciate them

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Are there any boomers here that watched WWE in the 90's?
It looks like it was kino.

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Spotted bipedo on /cgl/ lol
Second time I've randomly came across other /clg/ posters elsewhere on 4chan

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>>39367408
You might catch me in /u/ or /diy/ but this is mostly the only thread on the only board I post in

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I have a fuckhuge craving for cereal.

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>it's been a full year since the last April fools event

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>>39368034
>You might catch me in /u/ or /diy/
Not anymore!

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>>39369243
>>39369272
My favorite prank I ever did? I took the explosive out of a party popper and rolled it in a cigarette. I don't remember who ended up getting it, my brother or my dad?

>>39365106
???

>>39350801
Try not to sound so confident! Lol I'll be fine I think. I get a little performance anxiety but nobody breathing down my neck and I haven't fucked up being in charge of the floor. I worry that me moving up might negatively effect my guys though. Their moral and work ethic, like what if their new supervisor is a dick and doesn't let them have fun? What if I hate the office atmosphere? It's not gonna be forever so I should suck it up. Get that paper and get out.

I'm still up, baby's fussy right now. Not hungry doesn't need to be changed. Just wanna be held. She’s doom scrolling with me on shorts right now. Chilling on the couch until one of us starts to pass out

We're still here, don't worry

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Owari da.

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It's so owari da it's unreal.

I had a dream about dinosaurs. I'm old enough to remember when the Impact theory was still New and everyone just thought they just died of AIDS

what a heckin funny april fools joke!
the mods sure got us good huh?

>>39371999
Ye, got alot done today. I reorganized the attic and brought down a box of VHS anime and old recorded shows my brother had stashed. Lots of old G4 and SciFi channel show names written on the labels

It's not that I'm opposed to Bipedo's obsession with Asians. Different strokes for different folks, yadda yadda. What I don't like is that they put down other races to make it seem like the sun shines out of a Jap's asshole.

>>39371999
I took a break from 4chan and realized just how damaging to the psyche it is. Less than r*ddit, but still.

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awkwardly parasocial
you wouldn't think I was insanely weird by looking at me. but I am.

the urge to cut my hair down to nothing is INSANE but i'm trying to resist

Starting to think making a game show host the emperor of the world just because it seemed funny wasn't such a good idea after all

>>39373925
Why fight it?

>>39373944
1) i look 20x better with long hair
2) it makes me look gay

out of curiosity, are any of you an ex-con butch who tried to fuck a fat femme on a hotel sink and broke it off the wall? i was checking you out in the lobby and management is gunning for your ass.

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>makes food and does the laundry for everyone besides her husband
>won't show any kindness ever
>brags about it to her internet friends
Are lesbo marriages also like this?

>>39375376
bipedo please

>>39371999
DOFE was a mistake.

>>39374530
Can we have a story time because what the fuck is going on ma’am?!!

>>39375382
>taking care of my family is labor
>there should be monetary compensation!
>this doesn't apply to hubby, who makes dinner every day for me and the kids, though
Isn't it remarkable?

I want to travel to america or asia to go on a long, luxurious cruise. I don't care for sunbathing, but eating tasty food, exploring the ship and visiting a new city and country every other day seems like so much fun.

>>39375593
nobody cares about your bisexualism problems
seek the approval of men elsewhere

>>39374281
>2) it makes me look gay
Where do you think we are?????

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SILKY HAIR

>>39376000
i don't want to look gay because people treat me differently when they suspect i'm a homo

>>39376314
https://youtu.be/bN8Ze9NwGAk?si=keXAka8JJiHmKv4C

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>tfw no elegant beauty gf

.

>>39376314
But you are one tho???????

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>>39371820
>white people

>>39365811
Wack how rural, white Americans will advocate for burning gays and trannies yet act like a bunch of horny creeps around two blonde women kissing each other. These are the same people who constantly cry about the cultural degeneration of the west because the white birthrate's too low and there are too many Mexicans and gays on tv now, yet they'll still use Tinder to find other men to have sex with their wife.

The US is plagued with 78 million FREAKS who'll go off on how anyone who wants to preserve medicare is a pedophile but it's wrong to call a megachurch pastor "weird" for dating a 13 year old.

>>39379391
i don't want to be known as the neighborhood dyke. do you?

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I'm gonna stop being scary and fucked-up, it takes time... It just takes time to change.

>>39380654
How are you scary?

>>39379733
I imagine I would if I ever left the apt.

>>39381206
Eats people (not in good way.)

Gay or not, if you’re a blonde white woman between 4’11-5’8 you’re literally playing life on ultra-easy mode and deserve nothing less than a thorough spanking.

She's up, that means I'm up

I had a convict offer to eat me out if I gave her ice packs so she could have cold drinks later. Bro, I would fucking die in prison first day man.

>>39383355
Of happiness?

>>39383134
The cat?
>>39383355
Sounds awesome.
>>39383554
Then again, there's a very high chance the con might simply be looking for an opportunity to cut a guard's throat.

Working in corrections is the most lesbian profession of all. They say air stewardess is but that's bullshit.

Dog's sleeping on my legs again, keeping them warm.

>>39383689
The baby, we're not certain if we're getting any animals until after the little one is big enough to not put feces in their mouth

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>>39381206
I'm obsessive and not good-looking enough for it to be quirk chungus.

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>>39379531
>yet they'll still use Tinder to find other men to have sex with their wife
I think that the people who do this belong to a different demographic.

>>39383709
Soccer player is even more lesbo. I'd bet on 90% of the american womens' team being gay.

Found a suspicious, new mole-like thing on my shoulder. Gonna have it tested for cancer next week.

>>39384954
Shit, that sounds fun. Makes me wanna check for spots.

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I'm back to making art again.
NO I'M NOT SHARING.
I have clairvoyance, and I just foresaw anons by the dozens (you) me to get a pic... Well, maybe one day.

Trump just decimated my life's savings and I will never be able to retire. I will work until I die, and probably die at my desk. Life isn't fair and americans aren't people.

>>39386227
wdym babes?

I call myself straight and vehemently deny being gay when asked, but I only sleep with women. Checkmate.

It's the little things that she does. Lingering hands as she walks by. I'll get a swat if I'm bent over near her. Surprise hair pulls.

I don't get the
>talks through her teeth
unless we're in public or otherwise witnessed

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I wonder what it's like to be beautiful and wear clothes for a living

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I WANNA BE A 9/10 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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I DON'T CARE ABOUT GETTING ATTENTION FROM ANYONE EXCEPT A HOT GF AHHHH GOD WHY'D YOU MAKE ME A 5/10???

>>39389612
>>39389624
>>39389638
rude question, I'm sorry. Have you tried, solicitation of services? I'm certain there's something you can do. Once upon a time you could just visit a brothel, but those are more Regional now

what does getting eaten out feel like...

>>39390713
the combo of holding a warm cup of tea between your legs, rubbing your clit using a whole lot of spit, and sucking (fuck a vacuum cleaner if you want a reference point)

you know, fucking a dumb (as in unable to speak) girl is so hot. she doesn't even use her mouth to communicate. apart from eating, she uses it as a sex organ. and it's always on display, and you can touch it anytime. hot.

>>39389961
I would consider something wild like that if the girl was my type.

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>>39386227
He'd been giving your warnings for weeks. Why didn't you listen?

Bedtime. See you when the baby wakes us up

i was having a nice conversation but my last post didnt go through...
now my conversation is ruined

how is everyone?

>>39392410
Sleepy but wired. Sandpaper eyes
Working on my class stuff all week with almost no distractions

Bump

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gm my fellow cis lesbians
let's do our best today, shall we?

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>>39390859
If you're anywhere near Nevada, I recommend The Bunny Ranch. Women there get 86'd for failure to pass health exams. Durgs and/or STI? GTFO
The guy who used to own it died a few years back, now his wife and her ladies run it as a co-op.
>I am notorious for misremembering things, so maybe fact check me?

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>>39394629
I'm on the other side of the country.
It's cool I'm feeling better now. Sexual neediness comes and goes.

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>>39394640
I'm writing about park benches that appear and dissappear as needed. Like a haunted bus stop where spooky wholesome shit goes down for those in need. Paranoia Agent but instead of a kid taking a bat to your face, you get a little shelter out of the rain with a free vending machine? Soon as your ride arrives shits gone

>>39394858
What does that have to do with anything bitch you need medication. I don't care about your park bench fanfiction. Take it to /lit/.

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>>39394897
I'm also considering purchasing something stupid like this if I can't get my hands on those Disney tiles.

I probably do need medication, but you'll never get me to take it. I am unbound.

idk I'm rambling from lack of sleep. Synapses misfiring and shit. Lay down again here in a bit once I finish up all my duties around the house.

>>39311557
i want to plap a girl with this phenotype

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>>39395830
forgot pic

>>39392549
hey me too! it really sucks. i havent been out in days. but its my own fault for procrastinating

>>39375698
I want to go with my gf, probably next year? When are you planning to go?

Done for the day!
I don't have to do any more class shit on the computer until MONDAY
>I'm getting to the harder stuff and stressing out a little

Ima go lay down. I've been up since early early yesterday. I had a nap but didn't last more than a few hours. I'm exhausted but still wide awake. Maybe if I take a shower

>>39311557
I hate word cis

>>39314778
Why should I care about their life's?

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>>39397164
My plans haven't gotten that far. I'm not a very patient person, but I'm not sure about this year. What route do you want to take? A trip through the Caribbean?

Apparently, there are plaque-removing drugs that are looking very promising in drug trials. Effective treatments for dementia diseases may be near. And the shingles vaccine is supposed to reduce the likelihood of contracting the disease by 20%. China and Russia have also announced progress with generic cancer treatments and vaccines. Maybe the worst illnesses are about to be defeated. What I'd really like to see are some life extension drugs, though.

>>39311557
>The gay board on 4chan is 99.9% men
It really annoys me. If you open the board it's just trannies and gays.
5% ftm
0.01% lesbian posting
((Too)) many users with XY chromosome.
Doubt it's ever going to change, sadly.

>>39399686
>Maybe the worst illnesses are about to be defeated.
I thought illuminati won't let it happen?

>>39399713
wef and similar groups notwithstanding, who've talked about wanting to reduce the human population, the elites of developed countries are desperate for ways to keep their countries' aging populations alive. Leaders in places like south korea, italy, china, japan are beyond desperate and aren't going to let some crackpots get in their way.

I had a great nap

I slept my day away. How was Your day? Do anything fun?

I'm gonna work on my stories some more. I named the main city Erebus and now I'm working on the factions more. Giving backstories to all the nobodies and how the infrastructure would be neglected. Corporate Solar Punk, so all the solar panels are rusted but the gmo crops are healthy and nutritional. Toxic sludge and pollution is collected and recycled into whatever. Money and time sink that is actually effective but nobody's heart is really in it? I wanna make an Amish faction, but I don't wanna forcefeed religion bad narrative or have them be interpreted as that?

Been watching that Common Side Effects show, 8/10 bredy gud

Which is gayer, a cis woman dating a trans woman or a cis woman dating a trans man?

>>39384693
>Reagan/Bush
lmao

Also you can tell which one's the bf based on how much of a depressed little bitch he is.
>BF: I like how he worships you, since you're heaven-sent.
>Husband: Yeah I like how I have a wimp wasting his own money feeding my wife. Maybe I can get him to pay our mortgage next.

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See yall in the next one

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gm my friendly cis lesbians.
it's a beautiful day.

>>39403631
Good morning anon, I hope you have a nice day :)
That's my favorite ai pepe, it's very pretty.

>>39403631
>>39403873
https://youtu.be/YuUv0aR5lc8?si=QifF1S7FHFWKhWCE

So was this like a trailer for a series or what? I liked where they were going but it's a big not-ending, ending.
https://youtu.be/XURLw2XXHWA?si=pXAt4pvgJk2rZDcq

I had a dream that I was a super hero person. I was taking an under the table bride to 'stop' a bank robbery. Since their team was stealing data and not cash, I only had to take an L so they could get away. Woke up punching the air
Now I'm all disappointed that I don't get my $5k

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>>39403912
>AND WHEN WE'RE ALONE AND THERE'S NOBODY HOME
>IT'S NICE TO BE ABLE
>TO COUNT ON A FRIEND!!!!!!

The fun thing about 4chan is that hypothetically you can be an absolute tranny posting on a cis thread and NO ONE, not even Jesus himself, can stop you.

Hypothetically.

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The fun thing about 4chan is, as a real biological woman, I can be an absolute SLEUTH DYKE and post on /gaygen/ and whatever other thread I want, and NO ONE, not even the hacker, can stop me.
This is something I actually do and no one has ever thought I was a woman. I even posted a vocaroo on gaygen pretending to be a man and got (you)s. None were clocking me. People only dream of this kind of power and manipulative genius.
No, it's an art. Being a secret internet agent, posing as different genders and sexualities on 4chan, is an art. You can't go to school for it. There's no one like me.

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Same. I've posted vocaroos pretending to be a tranny and whining my voice doesn't pass. A few posters even agreed I sound "clocky" lmao.

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>>39404789
kek

Are we dead yet?

Goodnight /clg/