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QOTT: What is the number one aspect of yourself, besides sex/gender, that you wish to change?
QOTT2: Biggest regret?
BONUS: Do you believe in anything supernatural?

Jigsaw: https://jigsawpuzzles.io/g/5533fb3a-cb6c-403b-8123-23ae6ee4da21

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I would Shauna I would.
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>>39354993
that jigsaw puzzle thing is sketchy, nice try fbi im no fool
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>>39355033
Paranoid ass.
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>>39354993
>QOTT
I wish I had light brown hair and blue eyes
>QOTT2
Being born probably wasn't my best idea
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However if someone could post that other popular jisgaw site (I think it had anime girls) I would like that. I liked the interface a little more.
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>>39355054
i followed the link and it showed me my ip and full name
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>QOTT
I wish I was 30 lbs lighter right now. I really like my body but meds made me gain weight.
>QOTT2
Everyday I regret not completely letting go. Why not sexually assault someone or steal some money and run off into the sunset? I just want to be alive.
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>>39355076
Medication can't make you do anything, just stop eating so much
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>>39355075
If it does, I don't have access, and in chat you just show up as anon#letter123 or some shit
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>>39355133
Anon...
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>>39355147
Am I just stupid
I just want to play a jigsaw
Other people have done it before
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>>39355165
You're a bit retarded yeah. It's okay
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>>39355105
Sorry m8 it's well known meds will make some people gain weight
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>>39355185
I've taken much medication. It might increase your appetite, but it can't force food into your mouth. If you want to lose weight you can
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>>39355177
Realizing that now.
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>>39355206
These responses are weird. Then again you probably assume I'm some bed blob and not someone who works outside for hours in the summer. Something about the tone of the posts is... I don't have a word for it
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>>39355243
I just hate fat people who make excuses for themselves nothing weird about it
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>>39355254
I'm not fat, I think you're assuming I wasn't lean beforehand. Mentally ill responses.
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What the fuck is this trying to say
Having kids sucks?
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>>39355334
I want a shirt like that
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>>39355240
does anyone have the lore on why pooner is pink?
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>>39355334
It's saying AFaBs are gullible and realize they want to be mommies later in life, but can't pull a man because they're gross "gay" fujos
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>>39355334
It's saying ftms WILL regret their choices
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>>39355013
> hoes cry for months on end over the amount of trips this gen has
> all the trips get bullied out/leave
> “where did all our trips go ;-;”
Can’t make this shit up
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>>39355410
>>39355377
Would they hate to hear there are doods pushing out kids unironically
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>>39355424
This
There was a moment in time where the gen felt unusable because of the amount of trips in it.
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>>39355356
tight pink pussy
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>>39355356
High blood pressure + obesity -> rosey cheeks

Better jigsaw better site, last one had too much white space
https://jiggie.fun/_jkoY0
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>>39355436
Now it’s unusable cause it’s dead
The most action we’ve had in here in weeks is a trip fag (elliot) coming back and posting.
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>>39355472
We should do a group activity, like a ftmg draw thread or collages with a poonman theme
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>>39354993
>qott
i want to be a vampire
>qott2
i wish i never went through a "one of the good ones" phase desu
>qott3
i'm 50/50 on ghosts. i've seen some shit but i was also stricken with grief so it's really a tossup.
>>39354989
i have no interest in real-life death feedism lol
>>39355206
point to a thin person on risperidone. oh wait, you can't. it's side effects list weight gain as one of the most common and most severe. you're right some people use it as an excuse and the increased appetite CONTRIBUTES, but anachan rattling is severely fembrained, especially in combination with science denial. you can look it up yourself.
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>>39354993
>qott
i wish i could gain weight
>qott2
falling off with my middle school friends
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hilarious seeing "my bitch bpd mom" again. yea sure, youre a narcissistic asshole because (((they))) made you do it uhu huh yea sure bucko.
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>>39355508
The fats gotten your head gloves
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>>39355424
what happened to G ? G was under every post at every hour and now they've gone ghost. What did you all tell 'em to get 'em to leave
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>>39355424
I never said any of this though, I think most of the trips have been entertaining besides G simply for being an annoying theyfab. Thats why I said elliot should return
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>>39355513
>i wish i could gain weight
You can
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>>39355054
>>39355447
Do these jigsaw things expire? The one posted a couple threads ago using the pic of that random anons pussy was funny
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>>39355508
>I want to be a vampire
Based but do I have to be invited in everywhere? Does that mean I can't just go to Walmart, or the doctor's office?
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>>39355508
>i want to be a vampire
But gloves, vampires are all skinny and pale, thats best suited to someone like me. You however are very large and pink, just does not work out unfortunately
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>>39355564
I wanna see anons pussy
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>>39355564
The one in the OP is gone, but the new one Should stay up. The first one kept expiring even while I had it open.
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>>39355582
Lol apparently they dont expire so its still up. From about a month ago :
https://jiggie.fun/Z0BMv7
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>>39354993
Im a way I rrgret transitioning. my life would be so much easier had i not. Maybe i could have coped. but at this point, itd just feel wrong to detrans. Id prefer to be a cis male than a cis female. if i could still appeal to straight men for ez sex while being outwardly male that would be ideal
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>>39355569
i'd assume for walmart, everyone's invited unless they're banned.
>>39355573
>vampires are all skinny
absolutely not a lore rule, it's a stylistic choice that only started getting enforced so hard due to twilight. you're into vampires for the sex appeal, i'm into vampires because the idea of someone slowly losing their humanity is interesting. also, fangs & paleness look great outside of sex shit.
>and pale
which i am, but i live in a desert and am incapable of tanning.
>very large and pink
dood i like being "very large" though
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Feet!
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>>39355631
also forgot to add, but calling your name at a doctor's obvious is almost always an invitation. it's interesting to think about
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>>39355619
>shaved
Nice
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>>39355624
You made the right choice. I'm proud of you, I'm glad you're living your authentic self. Don't worry you will get a bf.
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>>39355631
Fair enough I was exaggerating, but on the whole it is generally true.
>only started getting enforced so hard due to twilight
Very wrong though and I think that series is massively gay, Im very into older depictions of vampires, and
>for the sex appeal
Not at all, I love all aspects of it. Not so much the 'losing humanity' part though, most of the ones I like are still quite human-ish vampires
>which i am, but i live in a desert and am incapable of tanning.
Lol Im surprised, not that obvious from your photos, or maybe I just didnt notice
>dood i like being "very large" though
I know d00d nothing wrong with it, twas simply pointing that out
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>>39355636
small round ftm toes and feet!
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Sometimes when I blow my nose I upchuck my breakfast I recently ate. How do I avoid this?
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my agp white boyfriend wants to go to a salon and put on black girl hair, how do i change their mind
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>>39355517
If this is about my post mentioning my mother, she has mellowed out since quitting opioids but still has a lot of black and white thinking. She stopped being a bitch when she started taking getting help seriously. I still haven't fully forgiven her past actions but she is doing better.
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>>39355549
They post on Instagram now, anons have mentioned it a few times and posted ss’s
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>>39355764
lmao fair. i know vampire lestat pre-dates twilight among other things, but before twilight the average depiction was that vampires were terrifying monsters and not necessarily goon material, although exceptions existed
bare with me i'm exhausted and that leads to retardation
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>>39355718
i like women too but the mental block is a lot bigger. i had an unpleasant crush a while back and its soured my view of women a bit. nothing wrong with her, just my actions.
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>>39354993
>QOTT: What is the number one aspect of yourself, besides sex/gender, that you wish to change?
I wish I could care about things less. I'm getting better but it took far too long. I tend to cling on to bad things that happened to me far too long.
>QOTT2: Biggest regret?
Talking to women
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>>39355876
Are you using androgel? Some people get gut rot from the alcohol carrier
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>>39355982
you know what got them to stop posting ?
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>>39356122
Nobody does, I'm guessing people started referencing trip activity on G's TikTok or Insta. Anyone who points out he's trans and not a cis male also gets banned lol.
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>>39354993
>QOTT1
I wish I was thinner. There's a good chance I wouldn't be khhv if I was conventionally attractive despite the autism. I'm working on losing weight right now but its a lot I need to lose.
>QOTT2
Idk a lot of the shit that happened to me in life was completely out of my control.
>>39355334
It means that ftms will regret getting phallo because we will want to get pregnant. I don't know why anyone would ever enjoy having a parasite grow inside you, pregnancy is fucking disgusting. Its pretty funny though how none of these transphobic comics understand that we have gender dysphoria. Its just a quirky thing we do rather than something done to avoid killing ourselves
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>>39355334
has this retard learned how to draw yet
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>>39356143
>Its pretty funny though how none of these transphobic comics understand that we have gender dysphoria.
Because its all about theyfabs retard, they share around videos and stuff of retarded theyfabs and act like all FtMs = Theyfabs, so obviously it doesnt represent how an actual dysphoric FtM behaves
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>>39356195
They do this with their hate comics about mtf trannies too. I don't think the guy in the drawing is meant to be theyfab considering he actually got top surgery and srs, most of the depoon stories are of people getting top only or being on T for 2 months
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How do I find a transphobic chaser bf that always tells me "you're so beautiful, i'm so lucky to have you as my gir- boyfriend" and puts T blockers in my water while I'm not looking
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>>39356237
Its not like theyre trying to be logical, remember, theyre depicting FtMs as quirky women (theyfabs), so they think FtMs with top surgery =is the same as= Theyfabs who get top and regret it. Doesnt seem like the comic is implying they have srs though, its just censoring xher crotch
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>>39356143
ohhh jfc why are people so fucking obsessed with ftm pregnancy?? i swear this is some sort of crazy vestige of patriarchy. it is not the birthright of those with uteruses to be breeding machines. Atp anyone having children is unethical. Wed be better off if trans people DID want to become loving parents and chose to adopt instead.
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>>39356446
A chunk of the forearm is taken off showing the bone, its an exaggeration of phallo scars
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>a growing baby is a parasite ewww yucky!
I have never met anyone emotionally stable and responsible that has ever said this. It's always extremely young and clueless foids.
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>>39356122
They kinda just left idk
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did anyone see that video of the gigapoon going ITS SIR!? I cant post it here because the file is too big but its on the subreddit
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>>39356587
Can you give a legitimate reason why its a good idea to have biological children now? I think its genuinely immoral to put more people into the world with how shit everything is now and is going to get.
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>>39354993
>QOTT: What is the number one aspect of yourself, besides sex/gender, that you wish to change?
my nasolabial creases. They arent even bad they just catch the light weird
>QOTT2: Biggest regret?
not coming out when I was 15 and a psychiatrist straight up asked me if I liked wearing girls' clothing
>BONUS: Do you believe in anything supernatural?
weird shit does happen that conventional science doesnt have an answer for
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>>39356582
>chunk of the forearm is taken off showing the bone
Damn I dont know how I missed that lol, but yeah theyre just putting FtM characteristics on an 'irrational woman', same with how they pretend all normal medically-transitioning MtFs are the same as bearded burly man-in-a-dress pedophiles. Its all just thrown together nonsense for them to rage at
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>>39355447
Finished
You guys missed out
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I am the worlds first female trucel
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>>39357126
omg can i have ur autograph
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>tfw i will never have long luscious curly blonde hair and bright beautiful feminine skin and perky a cups ever again
its over. i shouldve developed agp sooner. now i must 41%.
pic unrelated, inb4 tranny hater steals and starts posting it
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>>39357298
jesus titty fucking christ i am in love
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>>39354993
Q1: if we're talking physically, i'd make myself taller. if mentally, i would kill for some self esteem. i really feel ashamed and stupid for everything lately.
Q2: my financial irresponsibility.
Q3: most definitely. mostly ghosts and demons
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>>39357298
I first saw that pic posted in gaygen, fagimus maximus
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>>39356641
you can only provide the reasons yourself. but calling a baby a parasite is like literally highschooler tier behavior. do you wretch at the sight of a pregnant woman?
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I saved up 10k money, now we save till 20k. (please for the love of fuck nothing ruin this for me)
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this has got to be one of the most dead gens
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>>39354993
twilight zone is my favorite show of all time thank u

recommended eps no order (existential/dysphoric/conformist/acceptance themes & symbolism)
-the after hours
-number 12 looks just like you
-eye of the beholder
-the lateness of the hour
-the trade-ins
-in his image (identity & playing god, gay actor & og author)
-the obsolete man (totalitarianism & human rights)
-a piano in the house (outing the inner self)
-monsters are due on maple street (mass hysteria)
-nervous man in a four dollar room (OP pic, morality & personal reform)
-the chaser (just kek, gay actor in straight role tho)

entire series is straight fire tho, leaving out a lot
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>>39358029
This gen may be dead, but you know what is truly divine and immortal? St4t love! You see st4t is the holiest form of love. Gourd created troonman and troonwoman to find eachother and complete one another. Troonbless!
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>>39355862
Ewww what the fuck is this post? Small round hands and feet? Like babies?
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>>39358554
yes, ftm chasers are indiscreet pedos. i'm hogmaxxing for my bf
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>>39358579
>indiscreet pedos
Considering the people a couple of them choose to post? It wouldn't surprise me.
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>>39356156
After scrolling through their page? No. I'd kill myself if my art looked like this by their age.
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>>39358701
genuinely hot af design this person should draw porn
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>>39355334
>>39358701
what about noel le penis
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>>39357485
it was one of the first results on google when i typed in "shaggy haircut tomboy" i have a pussy do you want me to describe what discharge feels like
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>>39355356
Testosterone causes the skin to get red and puffy sometimes, also pink is for girls.
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>QOTT
My vampirism, night life is dead unless you like shitty bars and mexican food exclusively. It also makes it really difficult to get a decent job.
>QOTT2 Going on the hike that killed my dog as a kid
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>>39358721
I agree but it would all be raceplay and how right wingers view trannies. I like some gay shit but racial twinkhon porn is not one of them.
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I wish somebody would stalk me the way I stalk other people.
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>>39359541
I would love this but I stalker men who aren't 40 and fat are hard to come by
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Thinking of detransing for pussy again, straightdenism is torment
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>>39360035
Why do straightdens suck at getting women? Cis women are too easy, how do you fuck it up?
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We've got some artists here... Could anyone make this happen? I've never seen this dynamic drawn before unless it's bars art where everyone is hairy and muscular.
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>>39360292
wholly shit i'm on it
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>>39356610
Did I wake up in an alternate universe? I thought the meme was IT IS MA'AM
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>>39358356
st4tg is the only gen more dead than this one
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>>39360236
Nta but absolutely not, are you mad? Women are very, very difficult in general
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Is jelqing with the T-dick possible? I've been attempting it for a month and it's sore these days
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>>39361784
Theoretically yes, I've seen someone make a thing that straps to the thigh and ties to the tdick to hell stretch it. And some people just pull on it but of course its all anecdotal
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>>39360292
giwtwm (the cis bf), just feels a bit bad as this kinda plays into my mef retardation
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>>39360292
I've seen this in the cuntboy thread in /d/
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QOTT:
Height (5’ 9)

QOTT2:
Coming out

>>39355424
Trips please don't come back + tripping is a feminine trait and there’s too much of that in here already.
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Remember ladies, being a democrat makes you a woman. Stop thinking about yourself and start thinking about the greater good of the world.
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Reminder Wolfgang is a pedophile
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>>39360292
gayden top dreams
(i've never seen the phallo scar drawn that way i kinda fw it)
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Why is so much pooner art just tumblr fanfic

You know men don't browse TikTok right
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>>39362450
fanfic = art?
tumblr = tiktok?
no idea wtf you mean
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>>39362546
See, I'm a real man throwing them all together

Only women care
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>>39362599
>I'm a real man
A real man would never say that
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any cunny fans in here
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>>39362657
you know it
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>>39362599
>only one who cares
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>>39362436
This is the razzle dazzle we needed anon, our lean ftChad and his twink prince. It's beautiful, gaygen would hate to see it coming
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>>39362415
Chat is this real...
>>39362450
Real men use Tiktok to complain about the DL men they're seeing and to post fitness content with their ass facing the camera
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>>39360292
I only draw a man she/her with tits and a vagina with a cute jewish boy sorry
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>>39363114
can you make his tits hairy
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>>39363155
I don't find excessive body hair attractive
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>>39363190
no no i mean just his tits. like imagine that the tit hair almost looked like a bra. no hair anywhere else just tit hair
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>>39360445
theres a new video out with a gigapoon going its sir
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>>39362657
genpop immediately
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>>39362657
me
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Don't worry about getting a bingo just see how many you get
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>>39363437
How gigapoon are we talking?
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>>39364151
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>>39364151
I don't "go thrifting" but since I'm poor and live in a small town it's my only option.
I go to concerts in bigger cities once a year, and I try to find swords or military paraphernalia at antique stores.
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>>39364151
where's the obsessing and larping over a foreign culture part
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>>39364365
>>39364369
>First few responses are outsider goers
>who exercise
Woah, woah... We got a couple of sigmas over here.... Right this way sirs, welcome to the Salty Spitoon.
>>39364410
I debating on putting either that or language learning
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>>39364410
Idk if its slavic country/culture or just foreign cultures in general but yeah should be here
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>>39364151
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>>39364151
double binger...
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>>39364410
I was such a huge slavaboo in my early teens it was crazy
Still listen to some of the music too.
>>39364419
I need to start lifting, I have no excuse. Biking doesn't really feel like exercising because it doesn't really give me gains, but it does improve my endurance.
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Are there any breedable AFABs here left?
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Was going to go to a supply store to hold some baby chicks with bf but we are one day late. Devastating.
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>>39364540
>double bingo
If you get into video editing you'll have a triple bingo. I like the little pictures on this one.
>>39364482
>only 4 squares
Amazing...
Which cozy vidya do you play?
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>>39364748
we go into hiding every time you post
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>>39364762
id kill myself
>>39364779
tru editing it was my job for a while i just don't make vids
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>>39364748
No one will miss you when you die btw
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did anyone else make a ghibli version of himself like everyone is doing on that thread >>>/int/209443713
it's really affirming because it makes you look the same as cis men without changing too much
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Does anyone remember what this was called? Is there another chapter yet?
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>>39364762
I was reading this wrong. "Baby chicks" I thought you meant young women....
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How do I get a straight cis male bf
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>>39366294
why straight
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>>39364151
unless huniepop and balatro counts as cozy/competitive games i dont fit
>>39366294
why would u want that?
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>>39366392
>>39366394
I want him to feminize me and treat me like a girl
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>>39364779
I like playing Slime Rancher, Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing
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>>39354993
Do any of you guys like going to the gym and playing Melee?
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>>39354993
>QOTT: What is the number one aspect of yourself, besides sex/gender, that you wish to change?
I can pick lots of things that are tied to gender like a deeper voice or bigger muscles. If it’s something totally unrelated then I’d probably go for better teeth. I have large top front teeth with a gap, and my bottom ones are a bit too crowded.
>QOTT2: Biggest regret?
Idk. Maybe not buying a house in 2019?
>bonus
I’m skeptical but I won’t say it doesn’t exist. I don’t have a lot of opinions about the supernatural, but I like to understand it from a psychological and sociological perspective.
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>>39364916
neither will you if you don't produce any white babies with your beautiful afab body.
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If they play Roblox they're too young for me. Never again....
My phone told me there was an unknown explosion on the street behind me
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is 6 cm impressive for a t-dick
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enby :3
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>>39367546
Can you flex it to make it wave at me?
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>>39366294
sorta kinda just dress like a girl and if you are ugly put on the most basic makeup and a guy will approach you
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>>39366394
>aquariums
>astro
hot
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>>39367625
I'll just get assaulted for looking like a faggot
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>>39367546
how u do dat
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>>39364151
If I was exclusively gay, yaoi would probably be one of them, but it's always made me feel like a faggot/woman to lean into my attraction to men. The only "yaoi" I've been into was a phase when I was a teenager where I exclusively jerked off to and self-inserted as the older men in those comics where an emasculated young guy gets sissified and turned into an older man's bitch.
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>>39368276
I want to add that while I do work out, I don't consider it a hobby. It's just upkeep to not be mogged by the guys around me.
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>>39364151
Cispooner btw
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>>39364151
>t. gloves
i used to do shitty cheap cosplay pre-covid. in fact, in 2020 i planned to do funny valentine. my hair was perfect for it since i couldn't get a haircut yet and my facial structure is similar. i'm also generally furry adjacent lol.
i love drawing and vidya, but the vidya i play is rarely multiplayer. i have over 3500 hours in rimworld, god help me.
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>>39364151
this isnt an /ftmg/ stereotype
this is a twitter ftm stereotype bingo

the person who made this leaves the house regularly and has friends who are almost well adapted
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>>39355619
We win these.
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>>39355619
zamn
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>>39363114
>I only draw a man she/her with tits and a vagina
Great way to put it. I sketched one of those once too
>>39363229
>>39363229
>like imagine that the tit hair almost looked like a bra
Now i know what I'm doing next time I shave
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in the lolcowfarms april fools joke, a familiar face appears...
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>>39369503
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>>39369632
why are you even on lcf? what a loser
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>>39369792
Posted from under the desk of our terf gf
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>>39369479
What are some stereotypical ftmg hobbies?
And yes I do go out quite regularly
>>39368599
>Cispooner
So you're cis... And a pooner? You might just be a pooner with that many stereotypical hobbies...
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>>39355624
>if i could still appeal to straight men for ez sex while being outwardly male that would be ideal
You never lost the appeal, you just need to play by their rules now. Harass any male you want until he caves in and gives you what you want. No one will help your target because no one takes cis men's discomfort seriously.
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>>39364151
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>>39364151
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>>39370036
If you were a furry you and the guy below you could do drugs before gooning to yaoi together in fursuit after a workout
>>39370115
I'm very happy to see ftmg choosing the exercise category. What a relief. I know was worried ftmg was fat.
>>39367553
>enby
>gets a bingo
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>>39369632
just checked, i'm flattered really. it's fucking hilarious
i also saw someone i know and SEVERAL /lgbt/ memes referenced, one of the possible names is "Manmoder Shoulderhon."
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>>39364151
>replace yaoi with bara
>not super into piercings but i do have some
>used to be into astrology but not really anymore
>i like animation but don't make them myself
oh and maladaptive daydreaming was way more common before starting T. going on hrt made me stop dissociating and start feeling like an actual living person
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>>39367666
both are fun, unfortunately im a digital artist so i'll stick to drawing them
>>39369479
>>39370005
based?
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>>39355377
I'm retarded and I thought the joke was the pooner impregnated her while having a manic episode at the pride parade
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can't stop thinking about being refeminized i never had this problem or any real libido since starting T
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>>39371810
love how this was the last post before the freeze
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Dubs and I'll go have risky creampie sex with my bf. If I get pregnant I'll have to detransition!~
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>>39372176
reroll
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>>39372176
reroll!!
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this is so fucked i have to go sober because i'm a fucking broke NEET. my only job offer in 3 months is 50+ hrs 4am-noon kms!!!!!!! indentured servitude with full lucidity. medieval peasants got beer with breakfast BLEAK! SAD !
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holy fuck i wish i had a girl riding me with her boobs bouncing in my face or even fucking me. im so tired of jerking off alone
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I wish my boyfriend was doing that to me but missed out :(
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Good morning ftmg. Since /lgbt/ was down yesterday for the unfunny april fools joke, I was forced to write my angry dysphoric rant on a notepad file instead of posting it as a thread. Which is probably for the best ngl
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Good morning. That was an incredibly fun april fools.
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>>39364151
Judging by this sheet the most common stereotypical hobbies in ftmg are thrifting and cozy games.
The least popular were fanfiction writing, cosplay, astrology, competitive vidya.
Only 1 weapon collector engages in shooting and hunting. There's a higher correlation between fitness and yaoi than furry and yaoi. Thrifters are highly likely to enjoy drugs in their free time, but only 3 thrifters engaged in foraging (which is all of the foragers).
More than half of the video editors were furries.
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BPD trans girl tells me I'm the "favorite person" but hurls insults and bs at me all the fucking time. Totally my type but psycho. I don't send her money, I don't have sex with her, I barely give her attention. Can I get something out of this or should I get out while I can?
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>>39374234
As BPDemon if you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen. If you stick it out you may get nudes and sleep calls.
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>>39373715
i thought the joke was very funny and had an entertaining, yet calm discussion on /v/ for once
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>>39374234
God I fucking hate BPD cunts so much
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went to grindr to pull up old chatlogs and a guy who was previously faceless was revealed to be a passoid
looks like DJ Khaled
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NEW THREAD ALERT

>>39377117
>>39377117
>>39377117
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>>39377124
nobody reply or use this thread, it's an early bait thread
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Where did you guys go after yesterdays temporary shut down? No joke, I went outside...
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>>39377261
>bait thread
As if that wasn't already obvious by the QOTT lmfao
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What stops (You) from getting pregnant?
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>>39377417
They just keep making them earlier and earlier.... Why make another ftmg when they can post actual fetish bait instead?
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>>39377417
it is obvious but i have to state it because newfags still use it unironically
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>>39372809
You can't have alcohol?
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>>39377261
>bait thread
You dont say..
>>39377440
Eh, were still 100 posts from bump limit so doesnt really matter
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>>39377528
anon they're already replying >>39377421 >>39377483
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>>39377536
nta but it doesn't really matter, does it? Those threads burn out after 15-30 replies anyway, and they are good honey pots to get the chasers out.
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>>39374837
meh to be fair i don't find april fools jokes enjoyable anymore, but anything to get me off this board is a good thing
>>39377555
they will end up noticing we all use the normal ones instead. thats why the bait ones die out
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>>39377712
>the bait ones die out
And the normal ones too apparently..
Dead gen!
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>>39379110
Where else am I supposed to talk to my fellow poons if these threads are constantly slow as molasses?
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Why do all of you work at hairdressers, nail salons, tattoo parlours or Starbucks if you're "men"?
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>>39379139
I don't think a single person in this thread has a job. Last mention I've seen was months ago and he worked in HVAC
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>>39379139
Because men love tattoos
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>>39379139
I know this is bait but I work as a programmer if that's anything desu
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did yall do anything for trans day of visibility
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>>39380048
No. I don't want to be visible, I want to be away from cissoids but thats impossible
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>>39380048
I ordered a pizza... Maybe the extra weight will make me easier to see
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Bought myself some minox foam the other day to (try to) put on twice a day. Its kinda demoralizing that it takes months to even see any effects from it. Obviously shit takes time but ~25 usd every month(?) for several months before i see results kinda sucks. I guess being 2.5 years on T its fairly normal to still have shitty facial hair
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>>39379139
I'm a dishwasher
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>>39365587
villain

its like 6 chs
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>>39379139
I work in a mailroom for a state office. The pay is meh, but it’s chill.
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>>39374234
You can get sex, compliments and I’m assuming she’s hot so you get to show her off in public too. BPD girls are the most fun and freaky bitches to date. Cuff her.
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>>39381559
She's a baddie but OP can't handle her badness
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>>39381567
He should post her number. I would love to be her bf.
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I went on a date with a guy and I think he might be MtFtM or something. He acts like typical theyfab, and has stereotypical aiden interests. He had like a little frog cross-body bag and a mushroom bracelet on when I went to meet him, and wanted to draw me as a Sanrio character. He asked for my zodiac sign and I thought it just meant he was a fuckboy, but then he started going on about his most and least favorite signs in autistic detail.
He's kind of transition goals, but I'm also slightly disgusted. I feel like he's a man trying to be a "cutecore" girl. Anyone else have experience with this type?
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>>39381635
Sounds awful. Literal reverse kikomi
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>>39354993
>QOTT2: Biggest regret?
being a tripfag
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>>39382006
which trip were you. you can't be gloves, because that's me and i don't regret tripping
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>>39382034
it’s a secret
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>>39377468
i'd rather stay a mid functioning stoner than a dysfunctional alcoholic like my parents
>>39379139
because they don't drug test
>t. quit tattoo apprenticeship
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>>39382065
Give us some clue.. I wouldve presumed gloves if he didnt reply already
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>>39358356
What a beauty message, and very true indeed... Troonbless you to anonette
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i was under the impression that i passed irl, have i just been getting hugboxxed by everyone? i never go nude or anything, im not a retard. is my body really that fucked?
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>>39382653
are you naked in public? you don't have feminine thighs but you have proportionally wide hips. you would have a fridgebod if you gain weight though, your shoulders look malewide but the hip ratio skews it
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How do I explain to my ftm date tomorrow that I'm a cis woman who wants to be male and takes testosterone without coming off like a total freak
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>>39382740
do you mean my hip to waist ratio or my shoulder to hip ratio?
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>>39381635
If he's a 10/10, drop him
If he's a little ugly in a cute way love him forever
If you need this explained, you don't deserve him
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>>39382759
i was thinking shoulders but its more your chest and hips ratio, your armpits are pretty much inline with your hips. ive passed in public for many years but i wear clothes lol, i barely have any body hair and my shoulders are nowhere near as wide as yours
>>39382746
multiple women have confided in me after finding out i was trans because they wanted to take testosterone for masculinization or clitoris growth
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>>39381317
Me too
I'm training to be on the line tho, even got a teeny tiny raise
Moving up in da wurld...
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>>39382799
>>39382653 has the shoulders of an 11 year old girl. i doubt you really pass
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>>39382804
lol
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>>39382653
are you actually listening to ppl in that thread we can't even see your face lmao. ye shall host brainworms
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>>39382882
they're right though. how can you be on t and look like shit? you're literally roiding
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>>39382653
Those shoulders are screwing you. Hit the gym and eat more, skinnyfat.
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>>39382887
t. fatty
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>>39382896
at least i don't look like "him"
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>>39382799
Okay but how do I tell him I have a weird gender identity without creeping him out
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>>39382914
anon i don't think throwing pot shots at me is warranted considering you utterly lack self confidence, have fembrained blogposting and attention begging sessions and have gigapoon hips. yeah, you have good body hair but you have two options: gymmaxx or fatmaxx, and considering your build, go to the fucking gym. still, you aren't a neverpasser. just clocky
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>>39382914
true fatty jealousy ass up girl
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>>39383010
i've never posted my body fuckface
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>>39383026
misread, i thought you were the guy that did. i don't even hate him i just hate the "posted it again award" tier shit
anyways i bet i look better than you considering how hard you're seething, and i'm ugly and proud
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>>39382653
tbqh as a bi chaser Ill never understand why you guys obsess over hips so much. Cis femboys with nice asses are the best
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>>39383188
Our hips make us look like busted foids
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>>39383188
>cis
v_v
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>>39354993
the proposed law to ban medicaid from covering hrt in my state was rejected lol. i win again
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>>39383188
I mean I'm not a bottom so I don't care about having a nice ass. I wish there were more chasers who would "force" me to top them.

t. masochistic top
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I used to want to transition very badly.
I didn't tho.
Now it has been years and I kind of want to be a woman even tho I still get dysphoric about some stuff?
I really don't want to transition. I think I'd feel worse if I transitioned, but I still feel bad how I am because I'm not how I guess I'm supposed to be.
Dunno what to do or make of it.
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>>39383045
KWAB stop smelling your farts and get a life ugly
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>>39384135
mad because i'm right
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>>39384168
keep telling yourself that piggy
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>>39383911
Just transition and then wear skirts and shit like the ftfemboys
>>39383492
2025 and they are still more worried about trannies than homelessness
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>>39379694
Because they're meant to be stay at home moms
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>>39381635
>I went on a date with
but why?
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Poonbros, what are your favourite VNs?
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>>39385031
the only vns i play are porn ones
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>>39385031
Which vn is that?
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It feels like half of you little "guys" are just waiting for the right man to come along for you to detrans
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>>39385031
euphoria
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>>39385031
nekopara because i like little girls
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>>39385196
based pedopoon king
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>>39385061
>Which vn is that?
You must be 18 or over to use this site
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>>39385192
>>39385196
Both incredibly based.
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>>39385196
based i kneel
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>>39385031
i liked muramasa
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>>39384211
when you're mad i automatically win the argument kek
>>39385031
i've only played danganronpa 1 and 2 to completion, the VN genre is not my thing and it takes a lot to make me like one.
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>>39385573
Ladies, ladies... Enough cat fights. You're both very cute. Isnt this gen for females to males? So stop fighting like females and get to scissoring.
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>>39385031
Dies Irae. It also has a very good sound track I recommend listening to "Einsatz","Interview with kaziklu bey", and of course the opening theme for the first installment "Dies Irae - Amantes Amentes"
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>>39385613
Don't you get bored?
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>>39382653
It looks like youve never once set foot in a gym. Can you really even be considered male if you dont go to the gym at least 3 times a week (5 times ideally)

I also doubt you pass because of the shape of your shoulders any shirt you wear besides maybe thick hoodies would expose your frail feminine frame and your thin female neck would be poking out of any neck hole of any garment you choose to wear.
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>>39379139
i was a line cook for my first 3 years of employment, 16 - 19. Sadly I was forced to go to a liberal arts school and my hope is becoming a general manager of some sort of hospitality related establishment.
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>>39385613
i'm obese and have a neckbeard & sideburns
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>>39385705
i do 'pass' irl, but i also think that most just see me as an innocent pooner and try and placate me
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Do you guys let your boyfriend cum inside?
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>>39385811
Its just hard to believe with those shoulders and that neck. You know man its an easy fix just go to the gym work shoulders, chest, and do some neck curls.

>>39385761
Pooner neckbeard is extremely common at this point it doesn't differentiate you anymore instead it clocks you more since no male would choose to grow out their facial hair in such a way
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I still think we should do tdick ratings in ftmg
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>>39386009
nice try foid
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>>39386037
i'm ftm and think it would be fun
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>>39385696
*rolls eyes* *flips hair* siiiighh-
"dont you EVER get boreduuuuhhhh"
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>>39386006
yeah the thing is it's blonde and only really visible in sunlight, i was promised to be taught how to shave and nobody's taught me yet. the main defining feature is i have an actual fedora i wear every time i go outside
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My boyfriend's been saying it's okay if he doesn't wear a condom because I'm on testosterone but I'm not sure, thoughts?
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>>39386075
They're so cute aren't they? I wish i'd known sooner that if you want to find cute autistic girls just date FTMs
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>>39386100
Average FtM im this thread has a beard and muscles, or at least is as hairy as a rug.
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>>39386075
>>39386100
nice samefag retard
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>>39386088
Get on nexplanon
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why do the negging chasers in here have such a fishy feminine aura? aren't they meant to be cis men?
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>>39386088
testosterone doesn't prevent pregnancy in any way, and hormonal birth control will either render your testosterone useless or start to refeminize you. also, terminal fembrain.
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Any garden gnomes here got any tips for growing strawberries? I'm going to be growing quite a few this year to hopefully use for pear strawberry juice.
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>>39386190
Are they secretly repressing
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>>39386152
I'm only going to find it cute when you call me retarded
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>>39386225
I wouldn't be surprised. MTF chasers are repressing trans women and FTM chasers are repressing trans women.
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>>39386152
not samefag cutie
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>>39386246
i'd find it less weird if they said stuff like
>haha ass and tits
and not stuff like
>mmm ftms have such YOUNG NUBILE SUPPLE BODIES AND SKIN MMMMM
it makes me think of buffalo bill
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>>39386088
Do you fags actually do research before starting hrt? You would know the answer if you did.
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NEW THREAD

>>39386479
>>39386479
>>39386479
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>>39386493
Can't you come up with a more creative thread theme or pic?
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>>39386536
They're not the brightest bulbs in the box, anon.
>>39386469
You're assuming that's a ftm and not a chaser larping
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ACTUAL NEW THREAD

>>39386615
>>39386615
>>39386615
>>39386615
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is it worth transitioning if im just a cis girl that wears makeup and dresses but obsesses over the idea of coming off as more androgynous/male? i act and present myself as a woman i just sorta have a lot of aap thoughts and wish i had a deeper voice / flatter chest , i used to starve myself as a preteen just so my boobs wouldn’t grow
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>>39386469
I remember reading that some trans men need to hop off testosterone to have kids so I just figured it would stop that sort of stuff



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