previous >>39390515qott: what's the worst you've ever gotten catfished?
>>39392669bottom cat soo cute :3
>>39392682Same cat
>>39392669I miss when he was a baby
that boy Is Mi i i i ne
>>39392707>boypaedophile
will schuester i hate you
>>39392716Do you hate me?
>>39392669kitty!<3
>>39392700<3
>>39392731no but ur a flop
>>39392745What you mean
heres someone i hate tho hes the worst and i wanna take off his stupid acrylic claws with pliers
>>39392763flop
>>39392761ideal bottom
I've never been catfished but I think I ate catfish once
I hate going to sleep horny,
>>39392824Are you Timur?
I can't decide if I should sabotage the twink I'm obssessed with's relationship or not. I think if I break up sith my fat BF I'll do it, just to have all my options on the table.On one hand it makes me sad to know he'd be feeling pain. But on the other I know I'd be there for him in all the important ways his BF cannot and would accept him exactly as he is and will be.
>>39392886stopped reading at F Anon
>>39392763noo I love Matt. What's wrong with him?>>39392886How would you even sabotage it to the point of them breaking up?
feet
>>39392896...what's correct with him?
The real Steve Irwin would never have his junk touching an animal
>>39392752Captain, it is possible that he is referring to the speed of floating-point operations, commonly measured in terms of FLOPS, or Floating point Operations Per Second.It is a measure of computer performance, useful in fields of scientific computations. Floating-point arithmetic uses subsets of real numbers formed by a signed sequence of a fixed number of digits in some base, multiplied by an integer power of that base.For example, the number 2469/200 is a floating-point number in base ten with five digits, or 12.345 = 12345 x 10^-3. However, 7716/625 = 12.3456 is not a floating-point number in base ten with five digits—it needs six digits. The nearest floating-point number with only five digits is 12.346.In practice, most floating-point systems use base two, though base ten (decimal floating point) is also common.The term floating point refers to the fact that the number's decimal point can "float" anywhere to the left, right, or between the significant digits of the number. This position is indicated by the exponent, so floating point can be considered a form of scientific notation.A floating-point system can be used to represent numbers of very different orders of magnitude — such as the number of meters between galaxies or between protons in an atom.For this reason, floating-point arithmetic is often used to allow very small and very large real numbers that require fast processing times.
>>39392939thank you data
floating points mentioned https://youtu.be/S8fFo4REHOE
>>39392953You are welcome.
>>39392921I like listening to him and I like his dumb acrylics. I guess I don't really see anything wrong with him?>>39392939whatever floats your point
Back in my day if we thought someone was a fruit we'd grab him and take him behind the barn and poke him in the rear, in his ass as punishment. I'll bet he hated that, getting poked in the ass by straight dick! And if you tried to complain, the sheriff would come and pick him up and take him behind the barn and put him in the rear.
>>39392939I'm confused :<
>>39392959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUCNTF-0hZA
>>39393002Marina. YOU ARE DUMB
>>39392972his whole personality is corporate gay,his politics are standard issue woke,everyone he disagrees with is a nazi and trump presidency is literally muh holocaust,he has a punchable face,he doesn't have anything interesting to say but he will creep his way onto your timeline all the same,very much an enemy of normal sane people with personalities
Shitlibs be like “noooo think of glowies and Wall Street bankers”
>>39393018idk about all that I guess I just like listening to him I think he's fun but whatever
>>39393017Oh no ;~;
>tfw no billy idol bfbro was a gigatwink for a hot minutehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYUFo2fgx_8
>>39393043in poland we would say that "you don't sin with intelligence"
Tfw dumb (〒﹏〒)
>>39392651>you come home from a long day with your boyfriend >'hey anon can you do me a favor'>asks/tells you to slip into thesewhat do?
>>39392936good thing that's not steve irwin.
>>39393083same
>>39393069no one looks like this anymore desu, everyone is too fat
I bought a humidifier with a tray for essential oils. So I looked up wth essential oils are and it says its for aromatherapy. Now I am thinking about trying it but I overdo everything and am afraid I will burn my brain out... again... with some hippie witchcraft.What I am reading:https://nikura.com/blogs/discover/most-popular-essential-oils-and-their-benefitsCant tell if real or happy merchant scheme.
>>39392896Inform him how he breaks the rules of their open relationship all the time and how he has cheated on all his exes before that
Everyone wants to be preppy or dress like an N now. Take me back, this look was more my style.
>>39393165Maybe even plant drugs on him. The twink is a former addict and his BF's best friend died of drug overdose and he HATES drugs
>>39393171Too bad, you'll have to settle for the 90s.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKYRq8eUl9k
>>39393115:c>>39393142Bunny!I don't know what essential oils are.
>>39393223I can do that, but like this instead https://youtu.be/FSGiMAhMkkw?si=mzrTuIEDqQDK76IP
I kinda like how miserable everyone looks when I go outside. It makes me feel better about myself.
>>39393069
>>39392651My new top is gonna slut me out in a hotel room.
>>39393257I always liked this song of his, but its based on a really f'd up movie. Theres more visual videos of it but they distract from the music.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_GxaoOJFTYI liked his remake of LA Woman too.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93x9U9qXO4E
Arse without a Hole would have been scarier. Shivering just thinking of it, me. Imagine you get shizas panties off her, and there's no hole? Fellini moment
hey lads, how's it going looking forward to the weekend? >>39392651I mean he's still kind of cute IMO>>39392669doing god's work >>39392939based data>>39393094>asksmeh probs>tells you oh yeah then is it bad that this makes it a lot hotter for me? >>39393171for me it's the 60s
they couldn't handle my tea
>>39392651You fucking spastics.
>>39393498>for me it's the 60sMad how this was considered fat back then. He would be the skinniest twink in gaygen, but obese by the standards of the 60s. Menthol luv.
screeech!
troon on the loose, return her to her designated fantasy general at once!
>>39393571microplastics and glorified sugar water will have that effect, unfortunately
>>39393571>skinniest twink in gaygeni think you underestimate the ppl here
Apparently I can't get Treasurer London cigs delivered to me or otherwise pick up. Fuck those bongs, absolute cringe. I bet they'd deliver to the abject shitholes of new york or LA, though.
>>39393707Name someone skinnier
>>39393725You live in Idaho dude lol but why do you act like you're the Wolf of Wall Street lolPack of Marlboros is all a real cowboy sumbich needs
>>39393069>>39393257>>39393301he was a bit of a creep who wrote songs about child brides and robbing the cradlewhile partying it up with a 11yo Drew Barrymore at parties but that's just Hollywood
>>39393763Well, he was mistakenly heterosexual at the end of the day
>>39393725fags are bad for you, but God, I get it, miss smoking >>39393750for me it was Marlboro Golds
>>39393788I smoked the reds, but then being $10 a pack I feel like I might as well go all in
We're wearing the same color outfit
Hi
I am once again disappointed in pain and fed up. I kissed men for no reason. All roads lead to this
>>39393832god that's cheap glad i kicked the habit anyways but god those were the days >>39393858just gotta keep on playing the game>>39393791everything passes anon you'll find someone>>39393853hi
>this post violates United States law
>>39393899It adds up when you smoke two packs a day and you live in California and everything in California is incredible expensive.
>>39392880Yes>>39392939More confused now
>>39393909https://voca.ro/17b9VHyaJrsE
>>39393899weight fell on my big toe it’s throbbing and there’s no one to hold me thru the night it’s not fair
>>39393956a pack of Marlboros costed around 20 euros when I was smoking government tax the fuck out of it here at least you have nice weather with your insane cost of living I suppose>>39393983aww sending a virtual hug your way my man you'll find someone eventually
Which is better?
>>39394021#1
boys (cute)
I'm thinking of getting a Queen of spades tattoo on my butt. Anyone know a tattoo artist who'll do it?
>>39394021they're both awful for different reasons
>>39394047what does your ass look like? you can play around with AI apps to create it, to see what it would look like
>>39393983need to icepack it 20 minutes every hour and elevate it or it's going to get worse
>>39394049I like both but don't know c why I bother, u wear hat mostly
>>39394052my ass looks like a cube
>>39394086I wear*
>>39394086#1 looks dead, it''s too flat like a toupee #2 looks like he had a perm, reminds me of Jojo Siwa or a lesbian hairdo
https://youtu.be/3mbvWn1EY6g?si=bHmXlyDnt32YSSEF
can't wait to get on ritalin so i can focus on video games
>>39394124lol
>>39394124rittle me this rittle me that
>>39393899How are you doing? ^-^
>>39394111Rip
>>39392669>>39392700Awwww (◜‿◝)
666Blood666Have a sad cum, bb666Blood666Have a sad cum, baby666Blood666Have a sad cum, babyWasting time feels godWasting time feels goodAhFeelsPutShoot it upI'm busy, oooMyJust shoot it upI'm busy, oohBlack, blackBirdsI'm busy, oohI'm busy, oohBlack, blackBirdsI'm busy, oooI'm busy, oohBlack, blackBirdsI'm busy, ooo666Blood666Have a sad cum, bb666Blood666Have a sad cum, bbThis instant has an awful endNoYouFeelShoot it upFuck fuck fuck fuck fuckI'm busy, oohBlack, blackBirdsI'm busy, oohYouI'm busy, oohBlack, blackBirdsI'm busy, oohYouI'm busy, oohBlack, blackBirdsI'm busy, oohYouI'm busyI'm busyI'm busyI'm busyWasting time feels godWasting time feels goodHave a sad cum, bb666Blood666Have a sad cum, bb666Blood666Have a sad cum, bb
https://youtu.be/Man4Xw8Xypo?si=nnElHxyjDYpC5GXoI don't know why that reminded me of this for some reason
>>39394137https://voca.ro/1oIEoiuXEzEs
>>39394132i got some autistic shit i want to play but the attention span just doesn't cope
https://voca.ro/1dJ72VCP43jp>>39394178Don't you have a really technical job that you have to focus on? I thought you said you worked in tech
>>39394136ah all good taking an easy day might go to the gym later>>39394177I like your voice anon
>>39394197Oh nice! If you do decide to go to the gym, I hope you have a good time!
>>39394197Ty! :)https://voca.ro/114gZKkNEwme
>>39393132maybe in latin america or in muttmerica
https://voca.ro/1hbnrANcupSL
licking twunks
it all returns to nothingI just keep letting me downLetting me downLetting me down
https://voca.ro/11R7AMeWaMyq
The inquisition the UK gov runs on smokers is genuinely a ridiculous overstep. It's one of the only things I'm staunchly boomer about. The kids want fags and beer gardens.
>>39394199ty i will try gonna get in my pushups for the day I think >>39394210honestly I think I just have a thing for lads with deep voices enjoy your trip to the petrol station>>39394261the dream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5o_AIB7J3simagine we're here together
squeak, then die.
>>39394317Nice>>39394332https://youtube.com/shorts/mi5FkimYmps?si=TxAPPLrH1Cey1eFAhoi paige
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWYyZFuc05o
>>39394307You're welcome, and that sounds like a good plan!
Are you ready for the summer?
>>39394415Yummy ^-^
>>39394419Yes! I love the warm nights and longer days of summer. What about you, Anon?
>>39394419I look like this and I do that>>39394420Favorite donut and favorite place to get them? Go!
>>39394419WHITE BOI SUMMER
>>39394415why keep posting that
bisexual rights are human rights
>>39394443Because it looks so delicious, and reminds me of someone..
>>39394444pick a lane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qxVv0H2v5M
>>39392786so true sis
>>39394429But are you fitness for the summer?
https://youtu.be/AZGF3bQTdSE?si=CfQqF4ENVVygMFP_
>>39394438Umm umm I like lemon or raspberry filled from my local donut shop!>>39394469I don't know <.<I look like this. Is this fit?https://litter.catbox.moe/4h01z1.jpg
>>39394438Oh sorry I forgot to ask what kind of donut you like! What kind of donut do you like?
>>39394515Lemon is a superb choice miss marina. I also like the orange cake donut from my local store, very citrusy and different
choking on daddo dick
>>39394443i bet your hole is chocolate flavoured
>>39394537Thank you! And oh gosh I've never heard of that kind of donut before but I very much would like to try it!
I want a masc small pp vers dude for a bf. Where do I find one, gigi??
Vroooooom later friends
>>39394490boring boomerslop
>>39394552I'm only vers because of my mid pp
no bf to sleep with..
oh noooo imagine what would happen if he got caught ;)
im a bottom bc i love bottoming and also could never topworshiping men is great
>>39394588I love a good rape fantasy as much as any other homosexual man. But, the Sentinelese don't take prisoners.
>>39394588lol this is his youtube channelhttps://www.youtube.com/@Neo-Orientalisthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvOJV6LIKgs
>>39394453I love men and women equally
>>39394606
>>39392651hes hotter on the right
>>39394588what a narcissistic asshole dudealso the sentinels even though the most isolated, still know too much already abt the outside world so eh, still they hate foreigner so leave them tf alone, white nuissace streamers weren t happy enough with Japan, now feel the need to annoy the Sentinels lmao
>>39392763That’s an interesting video topic though? Gwen Stefani had the biggest fall from grace when she married that retarded redneck.
i have a dream to get neighbourhoods in sentinel island reliant on crack
>>39394658go to bed cia
sentinel island has wmds, they need to be invaded for global safety
>>39394664i'm saying like....
>>39394643shes a regular ass catholic that has settled down, calling everything you don't like fascism is the real retardation and mental illness
>>39394664diseases unknown to us which we are weak to?sentinels got fucked really hard by disease first time they were visited
>>39394669t. fascist
>>39394674which we all know happens if you choose the wrong god
>>39394669>shes a regular ass catholic that has settled downShe is anything but normal lol>Calling everything you don’t like fascismI understand this argument in the case of tender queers crying about something stupid but, she has direct ties to the far right party in America? And that’s basically the fascist party of America.
>>39394515Needs to work out more
need fascist bf...
>>39394682i think people in africa thought that white people were gods first and started praying to them so i guess that you are right, choose your god wisely
>>39394693>far right party in Americaand which party is that
>>39394712The GOP
gone in the blink of an eye because of a nigger
>>39394724good
>>39394724Any context?
>>39394734NIGGR
>>39394723lmfao ur retarded buggy
>>39394724black people never got over jamiroquai doing it better than them
>>39394740Go back to /pol/ retard.
>>39394734he went to a game with his brother and some black kid stabbed him in the bleachers because "they were my seats" when everyone knows there is no seat assigned to anyone who goes to a highschool game, you sit where available >>39394731what everyone will say when you finally succeed at killing yourself this year
>>39394741Okay? I don’t give a fuck what some polish faggot taking estrogen has to say about me. You literally lost at life
>>39394752okay buggy sweetie i understand your ICE anxiety
>>39394752Now go spend the next 12 hours talking to trans women niggy
>>39394765kekekeke
>>39394769I'm so over it bestie
>>39394745That’s stupid, throw him under the jail.>>39394762I’m not Mexican? But whatever keep acting like an edgy petulant child.>>39394765Worry about yourself and quit riding my dick nigga.
>>39394777Ohio is not white, your mom a mudshark
BNWO
>>39394777ur the one calling everyone you disagree with a fascist but somehow i'm the edgy one okay gworl lol
>>39394787Good morning thorny
>>39394777its just annoying how so many black people resort to violence for no good reason and they feel so justified in their actions
Around blacks, never _______
>>39394789I’m totally going out of way to call everyone a fascist and cry about it? You’re actually retarded and know nothing.
>>39394796bring your ovulating white relatives
>>39394797You always sound like a retarded kid having a meltdown
>>39394797>I’m totally going out of way to call everyone a fascist and cry about itwell u said it best sweetie
>>39394793I didn’t even notice I got triple 7’s until now lolBut yeah I understand it’s fucking retarded how belligerent they get over retarded shit and then expect us to give them everything. But I hate their constant “We started everything to do with everything and we’re the cause of a lot of societal change” and then shit on white people when they protest something and throw us under the bus when we’re not burning down buildings and aping out? They’re a culture made on double standards.
>>39394817its crazy how abuse can become so systematic that even good people will participate in it
>>39394745you love me so much but are ashamed to admit it ouch
>>39394827It's really scary
>>39394827Ya troo
>>39394840:(
>>39394840deserved, low iq, natural selection
>>39394827there is no "good" and "bad" these are people participating in godly entropy; death, dysfunction, degeneration; the only divine absolute.
>>39394802Probably because people on my nuts when I say literally anything. You’d sperg the fuck out if everyone always ran their mouth about you.>>39394807You’re such a chicken shit little polish fag.
i would never date a guy who wore any rainbow anythinghe should be as straight acting as possible
>>39394847
>>39394852how
>>39394853this, people that were that don t look necessarily gay but dumb cause why tf would you advertise being a fag publicly>>39394861cope, only low iq narcissisitc attention seeking annoying fags are out and proud
>>39394852https://voca.ro/16Sn1Zo5hRT3
>>39394853so straight acting he wont even have sex with you because you're male and don't have a vagina
>>39394883Nobody cares what you have to say methany
>>39394877https://voca.ro/11pybpGI9t7I
>>39394890https://voca.ro/1cHvBWTnESl0
>>39394840He probably regrets voting for muslims now…
pick your homophobic bf
>>39394886and he beats me up and pees on me....
I’m so fucking molested it’s unreal
>>39392651gym was good qt lad there that I chatted with (:>>39394853lol I have this faggy rainbow bracelet it's fairly subtle but only reason I wear it is so I can signal to other guys in the hopes they might hit on me
Bottoms only understand violence. It's the language that gets through to them.
This thread is worse than the minecraft movie
>>39394939but it's so much fun riiii?
No one saw that sweetie we're gay
>>39394946>This IS a CrafTING Table
The difference between gay men and troons- troons know every video game reference, anime reference, white male nerd reference. I'm not trying to look like a spaz okay honey?
anime is for transsexuals
>>39394910I choose Mustafa because he looks dumb and dumb guys make the best tops
>Stop having FUN, you have to be MISERABLE ALL THE TIME!Gaygen has that crab bucket mentality and fun hating attitude.
>>39394177What you mean wash more? Is not greasy at all
>>39394958how do they know all those things
>>39394968fun choice
>>39394944can we cuddle afterwards tho?
funtime foxy
>>39394986It just looked dirty in that pic. What kind of shampoo do you use? >>39394988They're nerdy white men, they don't have any female hobbies..>>39394998Sure
>>39395008Was that the bite of ‘87?
>>39394981Why are you thinking you’re part of gaygen
>>39395013WeirdAlso really like the curls lol
>>39395013>sure(:
>>39394796relacks
>>39394939Molested guys are very sad guys and I feel very sad for them.
New devil may cry netflix series sucks balls
>>39395021Oh yeah, that’s right! I’m not a gay cis male I’m a Mexican-Black ftm transexual transbian autistic BPDemon! My mistake oh great lord of the gays, I’ll go kill myself now in your honor.
>>39394731dying is better than living life as you, larry the lolcow
im gay and i demand gay sex
>>39395073>I’ll go kill myself now in your honor.the only based post you've ever posted
>>39395082lol
>>39395080sorry sir, we only have straight sex in stock
>>39395073Yes please do it
>>39395089well okk just this once ig
>>39394998clones lul
>>39394792niggers ought to disappear from this planet, neigh, universe, if u catch my drift
>>39395073>cisoh me oh my, cis sis
They keep making me go back to that farmhouse where it isn’t safe where I met the demon eating my chest
>>39395044what does your beard look like
>>39395066kikeflix
>>39395143I don't have
>>39395152You're ftm
I had to shave by 7th grade. This gay kid kept laughing at me and telling me to shave
>>39395136thats a lot of calories
>>39395156Oh
>>39395164Show me in disc
>>39395044ahahahahhaha 12yo pooniegtfo disgusting whore
>>39395170Show what?>>39395171Why you unfiltered me?
>>39394151wwooww
gonna rewatch the curse
>>39395173Vag
>>39395176white lotus sucked
>>39395183I wish
>>39395187I used to talk to an ftm from this board with a pee kink hmm
you ever feel up your straight friend?
>>393951841 ep left!
>>39395208i havent watched s02
I feel small
I don't want to be feminine
>>39395224*puts you in my pocket*
>>39395220but why though, its not an anthology series
>ywnb daddy's good little boy and his insatiable whore
>>39395237You have such girlish hair though, I think you're a girl
>>39395269But i have cock and sperm
>>39395269groomer no grooming
>>39395240cause s1 was boring, about nothing, mildly amusing for short amounts of time, didnt care for a single character aside from the manager and fat psycho woman, the style of oh random circumstance aligning to destiny is just so cringekammertheater, kitchen drama is not interesting
oh well
>>39395279yeah okay i dont think the show is a great fit for you
Can gg be kind today please?
>>39395273You have a pink pussy made for boys Timberly, now go bake cupcakes for daddy>>39395274Shh im not good at it anyway
>>39395267>iwn have a son-wife
>>39395286such a ghastly color combo. that flower needs to learn color theory and some lessons on complimentary colors and contrast
>>39395267somewhat depressing that cringe bs like this actually turns me on
>>39395301boywife*>>39395309it's suifuel yeah
>>39395313Son-wife.
My hair is pretty and I not like beards for me, but without beard I look fem, I choose this
>>39395294my libido is completely down for the past week or so, jagerlane. i dont know how you remain so horny all the time :3
>>39395317girls can't grow beards silly
>>39395314lol is the top wearing a cross necklacehe's hot though, would get plowed by>>39395315not with my actual dad, son implies that whereas daddy doesn't
>>39395322What age will my horniness relax?>>39395326Stop
>>39395328I wasn't watching the top very much
>>39395332idk :/
>>39395332ill groom you to mtf, SRS, detrans, and then you'll be a lesbian
>>39392886>>39393165>>39393173I woke up and thought about this and immediately more conflicted than ever. This could hurt him so bad he relapses and I dont want to hurt him, he's such an angelic heart. But I do feel only I can actually fix his heart long-term.
>>39395206Grabbing butts yeah
>>39394998Only if both of us are nude
>>39395344I don't like women though>>39395340Whats up?
>>39395378I don't either, but I have sex with them. you learn to make compromise
>>39395363wouldn't have it any other way
So yeah...
im gay i like men i can cook
>>39395398hot
>>39395425What’s your signature dish
>>39395408Skin to skin contact...
i should go to prison to get beat up and raped for being a faggot
>>39395433swan
Controversially younger twink is going to work instead of coming over to huff my crotch all afternoon while I’m in Teams meetings. It’s over.
Rape isn't funny
>>39395478Do you see me laughing?
>>39395478no but it is hot to fantasize about
>>39395478no. it is sexy.
I never laugh when I rape people
Real rape isn't hot
>>39395519u were talking last night about how getting peed in without your consent was so hot...
>>39395519clearly you're unrapeable
All that matters is my consent
>>39395519True
btw women naturally get wet and can even orgasm during rapethe victimisation and guilt is socialised lololol free rape
>>39395525For me>>39395529I have been
>>39395442the only way to play the game
>>39395540not the corrective kind
>>39395540no shit you cant stop acting molested for one second
>>39395554this feels like a /brit/ meme
>>39395549what does this mean
hate donkey kong
>>39395560Maybe
>>39395554but i compromised, i jacked off into a tissue
New >>39395575
>>39395307hmm buddeh...
sffdg
