>>39395575
need gbf
Will gg be nice to each other itt?
Nine Eleven
>>39397311garlic butter fries
curls are horrible i hate them my hair looks like a tumbleweed every morning
is there any hopes of having a bf that doesn t look like a rat? i look like a rat
>>39397325nor, its the fourth of april
>>39397331Yea but if u shower it will look good in an hour or two
>>39397323Yes of course <3 :-) or the nice people will. The bad people won’t :-(
daddo cock
>>39397331Pic>>39397343Rats are cute as fuck
>>39397343Any day can become the new 9/11 april fools
>>39397345>hour or twomaybe with a diffuser, my curls take 3 hours to dry to a reasonable level and they r barely chin length
I'm gay and also quite racist.
>>39397345or if the humidity isn't ideal it will decide it wants to part in 3 different directions and make me look like a broccoli stalk
>>39397365That's fine the good days make up for it also skill issue
>>39397376just because i make people drip doesn't mean i can control the humidity
I want natural curls
depression and suffering and sadness
It would be hot to have vag, risk of pregnancy, then lay eggs with kittens
>>39397391You can by moving
>>39397399No you don't. People will call you Corey from Boy Meets World and it will be hell
>>39397418Nyet, puppies, not kittens, so I feel OK giving them for adoption
>>39397418Lol
>>39397419how does that make sense
>>39397440The weather isn't the same everywhere
>>39397423Why does toxoplasmosis do this?
>>39397451LOL
>>39397451I meant puppies
>>39397450will a year-round dry temperate country accept me as a curly refugee
>>39397457That doesn't make it less insane of post
Would you guys adopt my slav mutt pups?
>>39397451>>39396679
When is he posting armpits
>>39396640I would rape his holes for sure.I think if I eo decide to kill myself, I will rape a gorgeous meat treats tasty hole first.
wassup homos>>39397478have you asked? he seems nice enough
>>39397323will gg be free of tunapooners?
>>39397472u mean shiza? no ty
>>39397478He did when I was trying to groom him a summer or two ago
I need a Caipirinha.
>>39397489No cause he doesn’t answer me on discord
>>39397492I prefer salmon
>>39397495Shiza is not my child
>>39397529ask here
>>39397545Already did
>>39397478have you got any of his bum or dick pics
>>39397547oh my bad, maybe he's not into armpits
Good morning!
>>39397551I’ve seen his dick pics, it’s pretty big
>>39397585Hello
https://x.com/agraybee/status/1907535377172222185
>>39397592How are you doing today?
>>39397595Great, you?
>>39397516Real ones drink xeque mate
Post pics of young, hot, fit straight boys that make us question if we're capable of rape
>>39397604Mind your own business. You don’t know what a caipirinha is. Do you even know any cocktails? Do they have cocktails in the Midwest?
>>39397616I do know what it is but you don't know what a xeque mate is so you're triggered
>>39397615What a boring and empty life.
>>39397615why does he eat so much
>>39397485cringe bump
>>39397615Why would you ever fuck a yellowman?
I say kill it like you, you say hate itKill it like you hate it, kill it like you hate itGet- get 'em, get- get 'emI say I (argh), you say can't take itI can't take it, I can't take itGet- get 'em, get- get 'emI say kill it like ya, you say hate itKill it like ya hate it, kill it like ya hate itGet- get 'em, get- get 'emI say I (argh), you say can't take itI can't take it, I can't take itGet- get 'em, get- get 'em
>>39397630You wouldn't rape a male in peak fitness? I'm well past my expiration date now, creeping up on 30 in a couple years. Basically my only hope is raping a fit young stud.
>>39397632I would if he looked like this
>>39397642ur not strong enough for raep
>>39397615looks kinda lame desu but he's with his bf so good for them
I need that crunk when I'm up in tha club
>>39397653on the other hand recording your weekend with your bf for internet validation is a little pathetic
Any of you would make egg puppies to me?
>>39397676oh no, that's definitely a sign of dead relationship. huge red flag. but people believe this is normal nowadays so they can't see it
>>39397621Name three cocktails and their ingredients
>>39397719My penis my penis and my penis ingredients: cum
>>39397547Sis are you messaging me on my main or my old alt?
how to stop caring abt being ugly
Why do tops smell like sweaty ass?
debasers penis is a clay sculpture of a cock made from dried spunk
>>39397756Tops don't wash they ass
>>39397732Available in only one side: extra small
>>39397732A 28 year old man typed this. Meaning his mental development has finished. And this is where.
Thrre was American top begging/ demanding I come over to lick his ass lol
>>39397752which one has the pole pics?
>>39397752I only have the TomMc one
irish spring scented vers ass
Bottoms don't wash they hole
>>39397755https://www.bayhealth.org/community-wellness/blog/2024/april/gardening-to-boost-mental-health
NEED
>>39397622And what do you do with your life, besides spending most of your day tripfagging on Mongolian basket weaving forums?
>>39397800they pole
>>39397776It's in a long Island iced tea glass>>39397777Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.
>>39397793>irish spring scented hairy assyes>>39397800sadly accurate
Irish spring is very good
if your top isnt clean it means youve failed in your responsibility as a bottom to perform a full body tongue bath
>>39397835I will never lick ass
You fuckers better not be using any 2-in-1 shampoos/conditioners
>>39397805nice jump, did he win?
>>39397811>https://www.clarendonhousebooks.com/single-post/c-s-lewis-on-writing-for-children>"C. S. Lewis on Writing for Children">literally>writing for children>literally babbling about his penis
why do gays have to be so gross on the internet? i highly doubt it's a white gay doing it either
>>39397840you post some wild shit for someone opposed to ass licking
>>39397852Nyet I'm mild
>>39397848I consider most of you to be children
>>39397850better here than in public sis
>>39397850to scare you away
>>39397862>>39397732
Treat 'em like a prostitute
Do you do kegels
>>39397878not even in the top 50 album sales for the weeksad end to his music career.. the album is good to my ears toughhttps://www.billboard.com/charts/top-album-sales/
>>39397895Not like children children just children
>>39397899when i remember
>>39397787Eh nobody messaged me about armpits tho
you should consider yourself like if you were my bf, i am amazing
>>39397937yourself lucky*
Guys I dont think it was a good idea to vote for trump... im sorry for voting for him I just thought he was funny...
>>39397937visualize achieve succeed
how to stop being sub bottom
>>39397954I want that motherfuck to burn all the money before he taps out. He's not done yet sis.
>>39397982Get an encouraging vers bf
>>39397982you can't
>>39397954>thought he was funnydon't elect a clown to run your country
I'm getting better at it
>>39398042
https://x.com/unityoffields/status/1907942762152079451lol
sub bottom x service top
>>39398015I figured he would do nothing like his 1st term. He actually is just a straight up authoritarian/facist... but now since far leftists made words like facist/nazi/dictator mean nothing no one cares...
>>39398072
>>39398042how long did you spend on it
>>39398083People care lol wait till this summer when it's hot during the day
>>39398086you should spray glitter on it and bedazzle it
drizzle my cock with honey and cum
Friday Friday Friday
top bussy
>>39398092Idk 25 mins?>>39398095I love glitter
We're building those damn factories and Canada is going to pay for them
I wish we would build a bridge from Alaska to Russia. Would be a fun road trip.
pls give me happiness
>>39398170Do nice things, it will make you feel good, if you have a soul
>>39398168We didn't tariff Russia can't do it
greetings everyone :3
Someone pretend to be Ghost and dirty talk me
>>39398248Hi, thoughts? >>39398042
>>39398263Omg what you will do to the Russian before you kill him?
>>39398263You’re insane
>>39398100yuckwhat is that thing
>>39398282epic
>>39398282
>>39398292that’s the mad scientist dr. yakub’s most evil creation: the caucasian
>>39398282about time, everything is so rigged anyway
>>39397603I'm glad you're doing great! I'm also doing well! I had a coffee and croissant so I'm happy. ^-^Thank you for asking!
turd fucking faggots
I hope you have a wonderful day <3
>>39398331HEY dont talk about jager peon larry xan and s01e10 like that
>>39398263Holy.... rare BASED debbie moment....
stop bullying gays
>>39398193i exercised, i felt better but i feel bad again, such is life
>>39398359I'll put you in chastity, boy.
stable homosexual relationships between neurotypical conventionally attractive partners who love each other and don't have degrading fetishes
>>39398170
>>39398386Doing porn would make me anti-gay too
>>39398386can't one become anti-gay after being involved in gay porn? I'm sure it happens all the time
>>39398345Don't compare me to faggot thorny, you crazy British fuck
>>39398323Very goodThoughts? >>39398042Be honest>>39398360Keep exercising
>>39398380the dream
>>39398252it looks fine, did you do it yourself?
>>39398386glad he turned his life aroundbeing GAY is a cursehttps://x.com/DeAngelisCorey/status/1840796385966203357
>>39398386eww he has a wife now
>>39398419DaThank you
Twinks.
hole in the butt
look at this bulge
>>39398438joyless wretched creatures
>>39398455Hate the thick thights
>>39398422why are you here then
>>39398438Miss being a twink. Im on some medication that made me gain like 20 kilos. Luckily im off them now and i started losing weight already.
Not putting penis in my butt or mouth is a boundary. Respect my boundaries or suffer the consequences.
>>39398486The loose skin reaper comes for us all eventually
I miss sucking on cigs
Getting his name from linkdin, finding him on facebook, buying some garbage he had on marketplace to meet face to face... And he has his wife do the handoff. FUCK
>>39398508>falling for a straight manGet owned sis
>>39398486Dont worry anon, you can become a twink again. Just lose weight.
i wanna have a threesome with nick fuentes and destiny :3~
my twink era flopped. im entering my daddy era sis.
>>39398536an upgrade
>>39398422traitorous scum
>>39398530Want a 3some, with cock in the ass and in my vag
>>39398386thanks ‘gay for pay porn’
>>39398556does that make you a traitor? you aren't even actively gay and having sex
>>39398581what does that mean? if he identifies as gay he’s gaythat dude wasn’t never gay, he wanted money and got money from the gays
shiza is the billy mitchell of gaygen (he's not a real gamer)
>>39398508imagine being on his position and having your boywife do the pickup when there are murders at fb marketplace meetups every day nowobviously better off without that no good dirtbag
>>39398590to be gay requires physical action
>>39398612this is gay sex
>>39398612so gay virgins don't exist?
>>39398627this nigga is dumb as a rock
what's the worst animal?
>>39398643All blood sucking bugs
>>39398643blacks
Russell Tovey & Pedro Pascal yesterday
years ago i was chinese
>>39398627virginity is associated with having a hymen, men don't have virginities, only women bleed
>>39398643humans>>39398653they bangin? they bangin
hyenas are cool animals, but also dumb animals
>>39398414Thank you!And wow, your hair is so beautiful! What did you do to it?
>>39398670what do you call a man who has never engaged in intercourse
>>39398693Me <.<
>>39398691You think so? Thank youI only curled and styled it
>>39398693an incel
>>39398700what about a man who is saving himself for marriage
>>39398698Yes! And you're welcome! You seem pretty good at styling hair. :)
>>39398704who is going to marry a gay guy who has no sexual experience? literally no one
>>39398710I'm very inexperienced with doing hairWhat color you say it is? No one can agree
>>39398653tovey gives me bottom vibes
>>39398716people who value pair bonding and emotional connection more than ooga booga muh hole
>>39398719brunette with some ginger undertones
>>39398745no one besides straight religious people think like that anymoreyou're causing your own unhappiness by having such high standards
>>39398719Oh hehe, well you're certainly better than me! I'd say it's a nice medium brown.
is toyota a good car brand?
>>39398755i don't actually believe that for myself, i just like arguing
>>39398757>>39398746Hmmm
>>39398759my mom had a Toyota for like 10 years before trading it in, basically any car is only good for 10 years before it loses all it's value for the most part unless it's a collector's item
>>39398759It’s decent. But the best cars are French
twink bear
>>39398789the french aren't known for any good car brands
I want more babies
>>39398811baby kittens?
>>39398759It seems popular and has a good reputation for quality.
>>39398825No I want to get man-pregnant
boyfriend applications and contracts should be more common
>>39398843#justvirgothings
>>39398843i receive: 2 loads per weekyou receive: emotional damage and credit card debt
anyone wanna play league of legends rn?
>>39398808*blocks your path*
>>39398843You can apply for a boyfriend? (@_@)
>>39398843I already have enough transactional relationships sis. So many people treat their relationships like its a job or business.
It's a miracle I have a bf
life would be easier with someone i could talk to
my mom actually said giving birth to me was a bad business investment lmaoo
Every time I hate myself he grab my shoulders to face him, then he holds my face with both hands so I not look away, and he tells me how beautiful I am and how much he loves me
me and my 3 split personalities are waiting and listening sis
>>39398928my parents have a relationship dayplanner where they plan their vacations together and other meaninful things, i think it's cute if someone isn't willing to treat a relationship like it's a job or a big deal they most likely aren't really into you
>>39398976planning isnt transactional
>>39398934I'm proud of you! Do you love him?>>39398945Yeah
>>39398976its a lot of work to maintain a relationship yeah. I've just had bad experiences with people who always measure how much money they are getting out of the relationship. It's like the groan at any expense made and paid on my behalf or their behalf, it just makes me want not to deal with them anymore. Always asking the pricetag of every move I or they make.
>>39398989I did nothing to be proud ofI love him more then anything
>>39398986but my dad writes sex in it on certain days so my mom will know lol, so its transactional in the way that even if she isn't in the mood she has to do it anyway, I really dont know, I'm not supposed to know about their plans
>>39399007for me money has never been an issue, but I guess I would feel differently if I was in a relationship with someone who was never paying for anything, that would feel like i'm a sugardadddy
>>39399015doing things that you dont necessarily want to do for your partner doesnt make it transactional either though. a transactional relationship would be like hey im dating this guy because he buys me stuff. it sounds like your parents are married because they love each other and are willing to put time and effort in to maintain that
I want you to smile while I slap you.
>>39399009Aww that's really sweet (ᵔᴥᵔ)
>>39399029oh no my mom married my dad because he had money, she didn't love him at first sight but grew to love aspects of him, but to this day she doesn't love every part of him lol, my parents are very honest, too honest even, but they don't get upset by it, they're very mature
>>39399045the sanctity of marriage
>>39399039have you ever been hit, smacked, or punched by someone marina?
>>39399045ok maybe don't listen to anything i say because i'm an idealistic moron lol
>i don't love you, but I love your money>let's get married!>very mature
this top flopped
good thing gays never get into relationships for anything but pure love!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwAKkm5uB9s
hi sisters im back from a whole month wide banim just gonna say that the british bi guy from tiktok is still a fucking lying cunt, his last post was a fake glow up in which he posted a photo of him as a kid saying it was right before the pandemic lockdown when I know from before he blocked me and also from lurking on his facebook that that photo is many years old, he is also lying of suffering when he is in relationship when in fact he never was in one and even posted about it and recently had a tiktok about that but deleted itwhy are bisexuals like this?
>>39399056Yes (๑•﹏•)
>>39399107maybe he needs a friend, u should reach out
>>39399087You made it sound like your mom is a prosti
Shiza called me flop, what does it mean?
>>39399178who cares, bottoms are a dime a dozen
>>39399185I care, shiza always mean to me and it needs to stop
>>39399130>maybe he needs a friendhe already seems to have a lot mutuals, we were until he blocked me for asking jokingly to take off the beanie on live>u should reach outbut I dont know what to expect, he was the one who also deleted all his followers on instagram including me and blocked me when I tried to follow back the day right after for instagram dm he said he'll unblock me and now the only way to reach out its on facebook but im not sure, part of me thinks the following scenarios will happen1) he just blocks me2) somehow one of you fuckers snitched about me commenting on him here and now he hates me or sum shit and blocks me
im so lonely i might just link up with the fatties dming me on grindr tonight....
>>39399191Shiza's stupid
>>39399191maybe he's jealous
>>39399196there are indeed many petty and vindictive posters who frequent this general so i could never rule out that possibility have u considered making multiple alt accounts
>>39399081they come from two different cultures, my mom is chinese/swiss and my dad is very american/jock and uses his money to his advantage, chinese women don't pay for anything, the man pays for everything, and she liked that my dad gave her a credit card and trusted her with it, they are in love and very mature, you can see it in the way they trust each other
femboy gay sex in my ass
>>39399207Of what?
>>39399212>have u considered making multiple alt accountsno and im not interested to, im fine without reaching out for now but I do have planned to do a sort of petty revenge from far away :^
>>39399248that he doesnt pass good as you
>>39399285Wtf
>>39399298are u timur? I havent been here in a month so I want all the tea including name changes
>>39399203don't have sex with that, those guys are gross
>Russel Brand has been charged with rape in connection with five offenses involving four women between 1999 and 2005.It's weird how people can come forward 20 years later with allegations of rape/assault to take down a guy and get away with it.
awooo!
>>39399222I was going to say something along these lines, sounds like an arranged marriage. I know someone who got into a relationship with an Asian woman, and her interest was based on money. It turned out to be a complete nightmare. She was stealing his personal information, his personal items, apparently she goes from man to man getting free things. Sorry to say this but your dad sounds like a cuck.
>>39399315well he should have thought before being an indecent guy, what he is gonna say to jail? no?
>>39399222>mom is chinese/swiss and my dad is very american/jockso your mom is a hapa married to a white guy?what a way to increase the finnish population
im squeaky clean
>>39399347are you a top?
>>39399324they met in college and didn't get married for 3 years after dating
>>39399358Yes
>>39399362They're in the same age group? It sounded like your dad was older than your mom to be honest, because that's usually the way it works when an Asian hoor marries a white guy for money.
why do some gays obsess over women so much
>>39399347*prepares gooning station* go on
>>39399433Wdym
i'm obsessed with a dude
>>39399433they betrayed me sis. yes im still seething.
>>39399433womb envyjealousy over straight men dating women but not themmisogynyinferiority complex
>>39399442you should park outside his house with binoculars so you can track his comings and goings
>>39399441like why does that guy above me care if asian women are gold diggers or not
>>39399442listen to subliminals no manifest to be with him sis :3
>>39399402he's 2 years older but they met in college, my dad was tired of dating white bimbos so tried something different and that's that
>>39399462Why is that bothering you? I told you that I know someone personally who experienced an Asian gold digger.
>>39399329it's that there is no real proof to any of the allegations, just different women claiming something happened 20+ years ago
white men who seek out asian partners specifically are are pedophiles, especially straight men seeking asian women
>>39399469I don't know if I believe the story anymore lol. Like a guy is going to give up already by 24 or 25 years old, and settle for marrying someone who doesn't love him, but just wants his money. Sounds like baloney as they say in the old folks home
would you rather date a north-east asian dude that is pale-skinned, tall, sharp features and high +110 IQ but is very cold and has the lack of sovl and emotions related to the collective autism of its raceor would you rather to date a SEA jungle guy that is brown, short with a ~85 IQ but is emotional, expressive and has sovl
>>39399495lol I think like half of America wants to declare all sexual activity to be pedophilia lmao
>>39399478it doesn't bother me i just find it confusing
>>39399509woeff
>>39399498she loves him now, she wasn't in love with him at first
>>39399509as a top aas a bottom b
>>39399512Oh I see now. I think you were hoping that we would celebrate gold digging because we're supposed to be bottoms in here, and that's something to be proud of if you're a bottom. I guessIt doesn't really work the same here as it does in the straight world, I mean the bottom cannot provide children for the guy that he's gold digging from so there's not much of a chance that he's going to get somewhere in life as a gold digger.
do people not realize that loving someone takes time? anyone claiming they're in love with you after the first date should be blocked
>>39399541>>39399541>>39399541y nuevo
>>39399538Yeah but those those impulses to love someone stem from the fact that for millions of years human beings needed to fall in love quickly, procreate quickly, because life was short. So it's not unusual at all for people to fall in love quickly, or to think you're in love with someone after a short time of knowing them.