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Are you alone in your basket, anon?

Also. Any Easter plans? Tis the season for brunch, pastels, and other gay shit
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I can't afford eggs!
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>>39480537
i am alone indeed. don't celebrate easter
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Beat me to it!

Recycle ig when this thread is done

>>39480546
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>>39480551
Have your monster boyfriend breed you and lay your own then #grindset
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>>39480551
Are you american?
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>>39480551
what about creme egg?
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>>39480562
the more you know. i thought it was just autism
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>>39480564
I was just gonna say, we have a shockingly similar vibe. Great minds, anon
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I do not like eggs and find they give me smelly farts so I avoid them. Would just eating egg whites be different? Anyone know?
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>>39480537
I will spend Easter with my family, going to church and praying to God.
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>>39480572
lol ok
>>39480579
Cheers
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>>39480557
chud
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>>39480583
No shared meal? I haven't been to church since I left catholic school and went to a private college. Went maybe twice there but the nearest church was just trying to recruit freshmen for their street teams and the vibes were off
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>>39480537
i am 26 so i do not have any easter plans. but i will be wearing progressively more spring-y clothes
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>>39480588
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>>39480587
>Cheers
Are you the British anon that was talking about tea and baked goods earlier and/or the one that compliments my food by calling it ambrosia? I'm not as autistic at identifying anons
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>>39480598
what kind of squeak is this
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so top homos, what do you like to be called instead of cute? are there any tops here
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>>39480613
Rapist is good
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>>39480537
I have other people in my life, but never a romantic partner.
And ne, hehe, but I did enjoy egg hunting when I was younger.

>>39480399
Yes. I've never been complimented before.
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>>39480598
>spring-y clothes
Like what? I tend to wear more light greens/tans/whites. Summer is blue/pink pastel linens, fall is red/browns, winter is dark green/blue.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWTvkcHlOPQ
hands down the best Beatles song, truly otherworldly
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i need meat omg, i want cheeseburger
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>>39480571
I've never had one before. What do they taste like?
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I just ate a bunch of parsley.
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>>39480628
My dad hates this song and that spirit in the sky one. Put it on once in the car and he went off for like 20min about them being hacks. Idk what that was desu
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you ever did sex work?
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>>39480598
Omg what animal is that? It's so cute. I love its messy fur!
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>>39480641
To me, sex is nothing but work
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cute bf > pointless hookup
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>>39480641
o.o
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>>39480654
hookups don't have to be pointless
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>>39480654
Yes!!
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>>39480608
Lmfao. He isn't, but you've summoned me. What's going on?
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>>39480622
sigh, thanks
>>39480628
isn't this just one beatle? probably why it's tolerable. together they made nothing worth listening to
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>>39480613
I'm the hypothetical top virgin from last thread but... I really like being called "king" by people. I don't want to go so far as to ask people to start doing it that but when I organically get like a
>good morning, king
I get a lil giddy every time
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>>39480635
they're quite nice
milk choc egg filled with fondant
they do a caramel one too
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>>39480639
a lot of christians think it's a satanic song because the "hare krishna" part but I find it so energizing and engaging

a lot of men in general shun anything spiritual or religious too, it's in their nature to be agnostic
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>>39480607
well u r lucky today, i don't have any sassy lyrics at the moment :|
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>>39480613
hot
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>>39480643
it's a ratlet
>>39480624
pale pink, green, cream. i have a green gingham shirt that i should wear soon
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>>39480628
Actually, this one is the best Beatle's song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws5klxbI87I
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>>39480673
>hypothetical top virgin
biting my tongue
>I get a lil giddy every time
cute
>>39480689
seems kind of trite but ok
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Is ballet a bottom or a top thing?
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>>39480667
Nothing I'm just procrastinating on homework and trying to sound cool online. Baking a cake rn. Hbu?
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>>39480700
look at what he's wearing, it doesn't get more bottom
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Kind of crossposting

But Is like a 6.3 inch long dick and like a 4.75 inch girth a good size for a top?

Im still a virgin at 25 and im pretty scared of being seen as like a peremnent bottom for my size, or like a "just ok" fuck
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>>39480693
v nice
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>>39480660
i only do dates if i want a guy to be my bf and if he just wants to hit it then he ain't gonna be my bf
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>>39480700
guy i was dating for a bit did ballet and it's a bottom thing
he even said everyone who does ballet is gay so i'll take his word for it
maybe in russia or some place all the guys are straight
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>>39480707
Only bottoms can dress up slutty?
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>>39480709
didnt you already get an answer
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>>39480709
Already hashed this out. Totally normal cock. Are you fishing for complements or pity or something?
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>>39480684
I don't even properly know what a chud is
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>>39480709
post it
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>>39480723
you think that's slutty?
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>>39480722
why aren’t there tops interested in ballet?
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>>39480681
Oh I do love chocolatey things! My favorite chocolate is ferrero rocher.

>>39480693
Thanks!
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>>39480701
Yeah? What homework, what cake?

>Hbu?
I was trying to get an early night but gave up. Now I'm on this sty again.
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>>39480743
we have sports
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>>39480743
i think some football players do ballet practice for reasons but if they're doing it as a creative endeavor they're gay
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>>39480737
For men it is they don’t usually dress up like that
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>>39480681
No Delta, please. They taste like shit.
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>>39480547
I honestly agree. He's gorgeous. Most importantly he's young AND fit. For some reason Gen Z twinks are not in good shape outside of tiktok bros. I get on Grindr and like maybe 5% of 18-20 year olds are physically fit at most.
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Weird to hold yourself into a rigid top/bottom dynamic when we have the equipment to do both imo. Esp when it leaks out of the bedroom and now you're acting out this fantasy of a 50s housewife and being fake ditzy or trying to "dom me" into ordering specific pizza toppings.

But that's just me. You do you
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>>39480772
How old are you again?
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>>39480768
chutalkinbout they are nice
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also i just wanna say. why do white people have no appreciation for spit/drool??? was hawk tuah girl the only one??
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>>39480780
i think he said 28 previously
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>>39480710
>>39480710
I know, but I just want to know if it genuenly is good and like something that bottoms and such would want to seek out or if im just "ok".

I know im probably too pornbrained to some extent, but I never see anyone be happy or talk positively about someone my size like they do with a big cock. And all the size related jokes and stuff. Shit hurts my feeling and im insecure, I guess.
>>39480710
No too embarressed and shy + im trying to be muscular first.
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>>39480774
vers == truegays
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>>39480764
it doesn't read as slutty to me but to each their own
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>>39480774
lots of menthols out there. you can just not date them
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>>39480798
I love spit and piss play
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>>39480794
You bite into it and then you just get a raped-gob full of sickly fondant jizz. It's indulgent and then it's not even good.
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>>39480750
>what cake?
Orange upside down cake. Made it for a dinner a while ago and wanted to try again but more caramelized. Butter dripped out of the form and set my smoke alarm off so that was fun. Came out darker than the photo looks like

>what homework?
Started an MBA a couple weeks ago and it's dumb af. I need to write a paper where my grade is basically determined by the amount of buzzwords I can shove in there. Not hard or strenuous work but man is it boring to just shit out some nonsense about the "importance of SWOT analysis" and vertical integration and shit
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>>39480808
Three (You)s in one post. You spoil me. Google the concept of a "boyfriend cock" and gaslight yourself into self confidence
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>>39480774
I can't even imagine being a top that bottoms as well. Especially when I get older and fuck twinks, I don't want to be in adult diapers because my insides have fallen out which happens to like 80% of bottoms.
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>>39480808
Sorry, I don't know why I quoted the wrong person twice.

This was meant for
>>39480724
>>39480710
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>>39480865
I try not to live my life in the sexpest boomer's image
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>>39480862
>>39480867
oh shit i didnt even catch the third one. i have no idea why i did quoted wrong three times.

sorry :(
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>>39480865
did you think there were razors in the halloween candy
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>>39480834
you have no taste
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>>39480608
no im having oatmeal for tea loov
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>>39480879
life your life as a dumb whore then like you're already doing sweetie
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Rectal Prolapse
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>>39480920
Lol damn. Struck a chord, huh? I'd hope your lifestyle choices are working for you, I ask only that you don't impose them on me.
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>>39480760
they don’t, it’s more swimming
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>>39480944
i'll impose whatever i want on you or anyone if I feel like it :)
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>>39480905
All you "people" seem the same to me. I hope you survive the coming American worldwide conquest and can enjoy some real culture like McDonalds and diet cock
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>>39480944
I struck a chord too! Look me!

https://voca.ro/12c0NxMB0B2B
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>>39480799
Xe also said 43 at one point
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lets get to the bottom of who this really is
I believe it's really a minor tricking us
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>>39480962
k
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>>39480982
fuck i wish i got to his bottom before jamal did
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>>39480982
Nobody knows what you're talking about or who this is
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>>39480973
Nice, plz do aqualung next
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>>39480982
Protect him from freshie and cdc at all costs
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>>39481003
>>39480973
Aqualung except make it gay. The slight change should be obvious
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>>39481005
>Protect him from freshie
uhh texanoo is 30 now. the oldest that freshie goes for is a nineteenie
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>>39480968
fanx looov we'll try or best
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>>39480844
I've always found people talking jargon way outside of my sphere sexy. But I'm afraid, it's just that - SWOT? Vertical integration? I'm writhing.

>Orange upside down cake
Very nice, good carameli*s*ed rim. You should apply for a GB citizenship at this point.

>>39480899
Don't eat that shit, Delta.
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>>39481003
https://voca.ro/15RYlq7ODMef
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>>39480808
good photo
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>>39480774
You can always who’s top and who’s bottom in gay relationships tho
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>>39480709
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>>39481048
You can see who's *usually* the top and who's *usually* the bottom and certainly some phenotypes are more masculine/feminine. But if we both got poles and we both got holes, why not capitalize on that?
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boomer guitar music
get a new instrument
guitars are so fucking boring a this point
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>>39481042
Lol love it. Lots of twang. Do the "there's a place in France where the naked ladies dance" one
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>>39481108
some people don't like their holes used
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>>39481108
You know it’s not masculine to take in the ass
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>>39481131
this is silly
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>>39481136
Did I lie?
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that's so gringe
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>>39481124
https://voca.ro/1isMWYiWfSBI
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Guess which one of them is the top and the bottom
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i would like to die
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>>39481232
you notice how the dude is pulling away? how bad does pietros mouth smell?
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>>39481247
like pasta
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give me a song to sing
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>>39481232
the one in the longcoat is the top, usually a bottom will show off his butt for his boyfriend so he can see as he walks in front of him, bald guy is the bottom imo
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im gonna go ahead and list the green & red flags of this guy ive been chatting w & seeing and yall can tell me if this will work out well
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>cute
>likes me
>good movie buddy
>likes rough stuff
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>much chubbier than expected ngl
>very insecure
>literal aspergers
>IBS
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>>39481294
>likes rough stuff
what kinda of stuff girl, fisting?
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>>39481131
It's not masculine to let others define your limits either

>>39481128
Which is fair enough. Just kinda seems like gays fall into a weird trap where they try and emulate straight couples and dynamics as much as possible
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>>39481294
IBS and chubby, instant dump
he shouldn't even be in the mainstream dating pool
or should let people know that on his profile...
I really can't stand these guys who don't tell you anything til you go on a date with them
no I don't want to find doubt on our date your a cancerous HIV+ faggot and that's some real tea
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>>39481303
not that crazy lol just like hard slapping and biting so far
>>39481314
well idk what it even is really but it sounds gross obviously
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>>39481278
https://youtu.be/SjYWJBbfElM?si=PR3qE02xnCB9Qlzb
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>>39481326
you don't know what IBS is? they have bouts of bleeding out of their butthole when they poop, it eventually leads to ulcerative colitis
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>>39481339
damn i assumed they just had to go a lot. so prob no bottoming
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>>39481353
they have abdominal pain, butt pain, they feel a lot of inflammation in their digestive system

imo it's caused by smoking, everyone I know who smokes developed it
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>>39481233
no can do, son
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>>39481154
yeah
>>39481310
i think that might just be in your head
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>>39481339
carnivore diet
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>>39481353
they might be on a medicine for it, i'm not sure how bad they have it, but it's something you should ask
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>>39481294
>>very insecure
pump and dump this fatso virgin, so that he learns what's being gay all about
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https://youtu.be/guv6rjjJeiQ?si=tyVPD5ik1jRYN1jz
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>>39481294
>likes rough stuff
>very insecure
>literal aspergers
He's so me fr fr
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>>39481426
im sorry to hear about your ibs anon
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>>39481455
I don't have that I think!!! I can still bottom!
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>>39481294
>IBS
LMAO
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>>39481480
yayyy!
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when i eat spicy food my asshole burns like a bitch, but it kind of turns me on in a way...
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Idk about IBS but I do be shittin
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>>39481516
it burns so bad but then once it cools off you feel a great relief like your butthole is high
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fire in the hole !
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my butthole is high on life
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Giton please do not top a fat fuck with IBS. You're too cute for that.
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i like him thick
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Hi /gaygen/! Im doing voice requests <3
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Where do daddies 25+ purchase sex with college boys these days? When I was 18-19 it was Craigslist (dead) and Rentmen (all old men now). All I want is a 19 year old's love and affection but not have to make things weird about me having a BF and I feel like a transactional thing would be best for this.
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>>39481604
I thought you said you used to be a rough trade, sounds like someone doesn't know how to hoe
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>>39481604
>daddies
>25+
wat
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>>39481595
Pretend you're my bf asmr
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>>39481577
appreciated but its a "you have to be there to get it" thing
>>39481595
wym
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>>39481595
post the sound you made when you took cock for the first time
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Do I have IBS or do I just make every meal as spicy and greasy as I can possibly manage? Hard to say
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should i go get ice cream
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the minimum age to be a daddy is 40 years old
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>>39481595
say “how! me big chief suck-em-chode. me suck peepee in teepee.”
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>>39481634
Yeah
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>>39481615
Like i said CL no longer exists and rentmen is full of old dudes who should be retired. I didn't find a single cute 18-19 year old on rhe entire platform. Not even if you up it to 20.
>>39481616
Closer to 30 than being cute.
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>>39481666
>grindr
>find guy you like
>offer $$
that's how it's doing you absolute newb
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You can't even find the cute teenagers on grindr or sniffies. I seriously don't understand what apps they use now. Do I need to enroll in college or something ?
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Fuck it. I'll write my paper tomorrow. I'm gonna eat cake, drink, and goon the rest of the evening
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>>39481677
What's this then? They're all over grindr man I got one asking to meet up.
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>>39481677
I don't really want to be telling you this but Instagram DMs would probably be your best bet. Not that anyone would respond cuz half the point of using an image focused public platform is screening out the weirdos
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>>39481674
Barely any cute teenagers on Grindr anymore. They are all fat and ugly.
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>>39481688
Ugly as fuck.
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>>39481710
You have horrible tastes then he's literally adorable
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>>39481710
shut up bitch
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>>39481621
https://voca.ro/1ei6jWFC8UXa
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>>39481688
I'm a cheater into guy's 8-10 yrs younger than me...but not fucking desperate lmao. This is not what cute means. All the gen Zs on grindr look like this or even worse. It's not hot. It should be clear they've done a lot of sports or exercise.
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>>39481595
Hawk tuah spit on that thang.
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>>39481732
I love the messy haired shy boys into art and music, bring them all to me I'll take care of them ahhh
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>>39481628
https://voca.ro/1laWtKmgDEfd
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>>39481739
https://voca.ro/1onq18WE2Wso
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>>39481752
>
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>>39481659
aight i'll go do it

>>39481666
im 31 and get called cute, maybe u just have an skill issue
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>>39481743
>messy haired shy boys into art
me uwu
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>>39481732
You're not into freshies you have an athlete preference and those types are usually bottoms
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pop it(my pussy)
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>>39481784
I look like this
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>>39481815
better be a straight acting masc top!!
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>>39481829
I'm very gay acting and dance while I walk
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>>39481848
dumped
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>>39481855
Go get ice cream pooj
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>>39481858
UGH ok ok already i'll get going and leave the thread alone
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i wish i had a guy to take on a high speed drunk driving adventure
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>>39481867
Hit the rocky road chump
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>>39481872
like in easy rider or my own private idaho?
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>>39481872
Yeah
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>>39481787
No I want them to be barely legal teenagers for sure. They don't need to be athletes, just fit. Even runner fit is very sexy.

This is an example of what I want to put my dick in but it's thousands of miles away.

Think of it this way. If you like black men that doesn't mean you like all black men. You probably like the hottest black men. That's me and white barely legal teens. I like the hot ones.
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I've come to realize my ideal bf would be fucking retarded. Not a literal downie of course, but definitely someone with double digit IQ and in general just thick as an brick.
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>>39481335
ok i found a karaoke version of it i can sing along to, fun song
https://voca.ro/1nJoI2fiC3Fs
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>>39481944
Gotta take your future into your own hands. Find a cute guy and a nice rock and then...
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>>39481867
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>>39481941
He looks very good but not what i go for typically. Pic is the guy who wants to meet later, his ass is insanely hot
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>>39481945
Good job man, 9/10 you did a decent cover
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>>39481974
...p..proofs?
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>>39481974
Is he brown or is that the lighting? I do not like non-white teens.
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ENOUGH OF THIS BISEXUAL NONSENSE
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>>39481992
u get nothing sewer troll
>>39481995
No he's not brown lol, he has blonde hair
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>>39481745
natonality? nice ass?
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>>39481974
The nearest fit white twink to me is 6 miles away. He's probably in fucking brooklyn. I think teens just can't avoid my area. Maybe I need to move somewhere more affordable.
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>>39482011
I think teens just can't afford my area*
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>>39482007
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>>39482011
We should swap for 6 months, you come to Cali and I live in Brooklyn. Because both places are equally bad lol it's taking me months just to find a hot blonde twink again. In europe, the uk, and Ireland they're literally everywhere
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>>39481944
r4r
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>>39482011
I have thought about moving to the largest college town or something desu. What would that be? College town with the largest white gay male population
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>>39481685
i liek your style, chef
how did the wall come to be? u get BW cats on purpose?
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>>39482028
I'm in Manhattan. There are NO teens here. I think if you worked a teen service job or something you'd have to have enough 6 roommates in a studio apt. It's a shame. I would get a sexy teen and apartment for a few years if he let me unload in him and cuddle and kiss him and suck his dick if it's a nice thick big one
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oh its that loser
beatles real love tho
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>>39482048
I mean there are some NYU etc boys i have fucked but I've already fucked them and most of them have rich parents and wouldn't be taking money to be a pretend bf. A few have wanted to be fwbs but i can only get out to cheat so often and they get angsty
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>>39482067
And a lot are just not innocent. For me i like the innocence and sweetness these boys have. When I hold them it's like holding something pure and I feel that love deeply
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>>39482089
Then what you need are repressed Christian gay college boys, try somewhere in the south.
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> innocence
> pure
Kill pedophiles
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>>39481974
can I see??
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fren
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They found that Asian guy getting abused by a black woman on the NYC subway, and he's really hot????
https://x.com/shiahonyc/status/1911165753170014471
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>>39482009
Slovene and kinda?
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>>39482067
I've seen the grids, that's about the same as here with too many browns and blacks. Luckily we do have our better universities in the SF Bay area, which are good for drawing white twinks from. Manhattan is overpriced and soulless imo, I like boys that are attending art school, come from other states like the Midwest. But still it would be preferable to live in Europe.
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>>39482155
*phew* i thought you had posted gore again
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>>39482146
No
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>>39482163
luka!?
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>>39482182
Who?
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>>39482172
fair.
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>>39482169
u want gore? sure
https://files.catbox.moe/v24wxz.mp4
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>>39482158
Is he half-white? Too tall and hairy for the average asian.
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>>39482187
slov and not heard of this fatso? ... hmm
post thighs
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>>39482155
Doggo power
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>>39482200
not clicking. teehee
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>>39482211
luka is the ideal bottom
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>>39482211
Ooooh, i thought you knew some other Luka. It's a very common name.
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>>39482211
isnt luka serbian?
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>>39482234
no you’re probably thinking of jokic but there are a few serbs in the nba
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>>39482158
>24
>Looking like that
Christ zoomers are aging like shit
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>>39482234
His name does end with a Ć. But he could also have parents with different nationalities.
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Threads ruined with scorny here.
Later lads.
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>>39482226
were u scared? post thighs now
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>>39482037
The wall is mural wallpaper. Some Indian dropshipper on amz garbage but since I've ordered a couple times he prints me customs nbd. I rent so it's tacked to the wall using textured upholstery tacks, which bubbles a bit at the seams but overall p sweet.

I got the white cat while drunk at a country friend's barn and his buddy had a litter. I got the black cat for the white cat when covid ended and I started going back to school/work and he seemed lonely. I like them both but I did not think through pet ownership and these fuckers aren't gonna die for over a decade...
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>>39482266
beatles real love
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>>39482255
>>39482262
>luka doncic is a slovenian basketball player
i was so sure he was a serb lol. my life is a lie
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>>39482298
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>>39482282
Nah, wasn't scared lol. Here :3
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>>39482293
did u pick the motif?
whats your fav color?
which chair color is the better one?
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>>39482169
exactly what i was thinking while watching it lmao
when does this poor dog get hit by a car
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the shortbread/sable cookies i made are bretty good :3
next time i'm gonna add some citrus zest or chopped chocolate or even roll them in chopped nuts :3
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>>39482282
Need a recession so white boys like this get turned out
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homos, what's your go to pick up line?
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>>39482399
Im not shaved sry... T-T
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i made some tasty broccoli
it tastes like chinese restaurant broccoli
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>>39482429
this is a good thing, never apologize for that
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>>39482417
my dad doesn't love me, will you?
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Whoops I squirted cum all over the dream
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>>39482353
>decor
I live alone so it's all me. Not a fantastic example cuz it's dirty but picrel is my old place which I loved. Old refurbished barn in the countryside. Only problem was no AC and the landlord wanted me to pay 1.8k for the privilege of unsticking my balls every couple minutes so that didn't work out

>fav color
It's not anywhere in my decor but my favorite color is bright orange. Very hard to work something like that in. Although guess what color my car and camping gear is

>best chair color
Idk. I have a green couch, blue dining chairs, black benches, and a red dramatic chair. Guess red looks the best, black holds up best, and navy if you need yo split the diff

Broad q for gigi, what's your decor style like?
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>>39482494
>Broad q for gigi, what's your decor style like?
"damn bitch, u live like this?" core
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>>39482460
But i kinda like being a hairless twink.
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>>39482466
i'm sure that works every time
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>>39482417
>What's your favorite color dog?
Not a great pickup line exactly but a good nonsequitur that almost always leads to more conversation
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Mens dicks
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>>39482512
sigh, live your truth
>>39482520
lmao i'm gonna tell him to use that one. he's the goofy type and could pull it off
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>>39482506
Kek. The hottest menthols have the dirtiest rooms
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how can you be so low iq?
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>>39482534
And who is the he that's gonna be stealing my line?

I demand a verbal trademark every time. "What's your favorite color dog? Verbal trade mark: retardanon 2025”
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>>39482514
im jking idk how to pickup guys
i just fuck it up if i try verbally
told one guy the veins in his arms were really noticeable and he seemed weirded out
at most i might compliment a guy on his shirt, and then he says "thanks my girlfriend got it for me" and then i want to kms

>>39482535
im not hot enough to be considered hot but ty
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i love how all of you only want cute bfs but none of you are cute yourself, how is that going to work out?
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>>39482555
guy i met online. how exactly do you plan to enforce that trademark
>>39482568
it's harder for bottoms i think
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>>39482573
why would you want to be cute and have a cute boyfriend who is gonna be the man? think before you post
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>>39482573
Nah I want a slightly damaged clearance rack bf. The same function at half the price. plus job security cuz he prob won't cheat/break up with me

My type is rat looking white guys with glasses. Unironically I'd fuck Larry if he got braces and lost his ability to speak
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>>39482598
>how exactly do you plan to enforce that trademark
Land of the fees home of the lawsuit. Consider yourself served bb
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>>39482616
>My type is rat looking white guys with glasses. Unironically I'd fuck Larry if he got braces and lost his ability to speak
FUCK YOU NIGGER, KYS, MY TEETH ARE NOT EVEN THAT BIG OF A DEAL, ALL OF YOU ARE SO MENTALLY ILL HERE
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>>39482494
i love that squidward painting :o
it's like i always say, start with a good piece then replace the rest when you can afford it :3
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I HOPE YOU ALL GET DIFIGURED BY AN ACID ATTACK
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>>39482647
your teeth make you look like an antisemitic portrayal of a molerat
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>>39482650
Other than the furniture and the squidward & shitty bird paintings literally all of my decor is from goodwill. I'm a lil obsessed. I've been to every goodwill in every surrounding state, sitting at 106 visited rn and planning roadtrips for more
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>>39482647
>>39482676
Retweet. Lmk when you cut your tongue out and get invisalign. Then I'll make you squeak like the rat you are
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>>39482642
if only it were so easy
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the shallowness of humanity in a nutshell
>>39482676
THEY ARE NOT THAT BAD, I HATE YOU I HATE YOU, I CANNOT FIX NEITHER THEM OR MY JAW OR CHIN, I HATE YOU
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>>39482692
Is the guy at least white and/or cute? Can't have uggos tainting my goofy brand
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>>39482598
>it's harder for bottoms i think
100%
i'd love to have a hot dommy guy ask me out but i know that's never gonna happen

>>39482705
is that his real midface lol
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>>39482691
i can t fix my teeth, invisalign won t do shit and no one ever complained abt them ever
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I be gettin pozzed by Duke Cage
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>>39482494
>what's your decor style like?
the opposite of yours. lean towards minimalism. i do not like too many clutters and noise. A lean vase with a stalk of flower or two is all that would decorate the coffee table. The wall will have one big painting and rule over it alone. Furnitures should be simple with very little to no elaborate designs. Same with rugs. Warm color schemes for the furnitures. Walls can be cool though
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>>39482718
I know it's furshit but god I wish this would happen to me
https://x.com/OverCyan/status/1807790010575237595
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>>39482707
>Is the guy at least white
didn't ask
>and/or cute?
i guess. he's naive, which can ping as cute to some. not me
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god my teeth and jaw and chin keep me up at night and make me so suicidal, i literally cannot sleep thinking abt them
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>>39482663
easy for u to say when u r immune to those :<
>>39482679
i see :o
if i were to hang paintings i would pick landscapes and limit them to one or two :3
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thanks for giving me self esteem body issues for no reason than to randomly be mean to someone
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>>39482735
Hmm. Meet in the middle and do a 70s but minimalist setup? Nice open spaces and solid, but primary, colors?

As long as I get my library I'm flexible on how much of this shit I need to keep
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>>39482799
you get the energy that you put out, luv. may be try being a decent person next time instead of a self-obsessed hateful narcissistic cunt
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>>39482803
yeah. that picrel is more my type but its too warm. i would swap some colors for cooler tones and id remove the top two levels from that rack on the left
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ma'am what kind of postive reply do you expect from
>I HOPE YOU ALL GET DIFIGURED BY AN ACID ATTACK
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>>39482033
if you move to New Orleans you might find Jeb, he starts college there in the fall
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>>39482786
I gravitate towards florals and Greek/Roman shit paired with golds and angles

Can't see it in picrel but the windows have static clings that look like rose trellises too. Next I figure out how to decorate the ceiling. No square foot untouched!
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>>39482840
>remove the top two levels from that rack on the left
Aw lil guy has trouble with the top shelf? Don't worry g, that's why I'm here
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>>39482799
Literally said I'd slice you off a piece of this long dick. With the most minimal plastic surgery on your part we could be happy
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>>39482843
drag him, rodney. knead him into a dough
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why is my shadow so much skinnier than my frame and build? my shadow is a twink
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>>39482876
im 6' tall lol. i just dont like those types of racks
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>>39482914
You have a problem with shelves writ large? I get being a minimalist but where will be store my many treasures??? Feel like you're not putting equal work into this relationship
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>>39482909
carl jung theorized that shadow is that which we hide from. the part of us that we are afraid to be and he suggests that we should embrace the shadow as a process of understanding ourself better. in fact, neglecting our shadow is considered dangerous
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>>39482939
like lara croft. in a secret room
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>>39482909
Pull a peter pan with a twist. Cut the thing off and keep it in a cage. The twist is you pull it out whenever you want to... Well I'm sure you can come up with the rest
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>>39482966
Ok now wait a second. If you're ok with me having a secret lair, we can make this work
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second star to the right and straight on til' morning
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>>39480546
>>39480546
>>39480546

New (ish)
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>>39482843
lol
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>>39483015
New2You is best anyway. Like I said. I'm obsessed with second hand shit
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>>39483022
Half my wardrobe was pinched from thrift stores, come on get in lid
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>>39482957
take a walk on the shadowside doot doot doot
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>>39482988
are you implying youre my lara croft? :3
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can we get a different thread
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>>39483065
I'm implying if you give me a minute and the right molds I can have nice pointy tits just for you
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*flips the sign over. Throws the last drunk guy out. Puts all the chairs up. Sweeps and runs the last wash load* twas a good thread but it's all over now



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