fresh start no fighting previous: >>39483130qott: do you have any cool tricks/talents?
Puuro won
do not google quantum suicide
>>39485366https://youtu.be/r_F2fLvxKPY?si=qryF2J67AM50jQpx
I need to fight a chaser
>>39485366>qotti know the alphabet backwards, a few card tricks, i can do a hand stand/walk, used to be able to backflip but haven't tried in a while, and i can skateboard pretty alright im basically a clown
>>39485379i like the pseudointellectual take on quantum immortality where people foolishly argue that for any given sapient observer, from that observer's perspective, there is no proof that they can die (cease to be an observer) and that each human is therefore immortal (from their own pov only)it's so ridiculously big balogna that it's really fun to think about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPpIvpIPukE
>>39485401>balognaon another note i was curious how people say this, i had a friend say ba-lone-nah, but i think that's wrong i say ba-lone-knee
>>39485401how do you know it's bologna
>>39485404holy fuck he hit the t pose>>39485413bologna is basically a giant hotdog
>>39485366Anyone else here love fish? I eat fish almost every day
>>39485418immortality is a giant hot dog....
>>39485421mercury man
>>39485421it's smelly
>>39485421i know a little trust fund nigga that can hook you up on salmon
>>39485421i like fish but everyday? goddamn dude, I once ate only chixken and rice for 2 years so i get it i guess
bet half you niggas can't even touch yo toes
>>39485431If i marry her do i get the money
>>39485443sorry i have dibs
>>39485443no but you get your butt hole fingered with fingers that smell like tuna juice
I am really bendy and stretchy
>>39485425I mostly eat cod and salmon, don't eat tuna everyday>>39485427Like you>>39485433Yeah best source of protein and got that good omega 3, i do eat an occasional burger and pizza though
>>39485449true story, i was able to suck my own dick pre trans
>>39485455erm I smell good...I shower daily and use nice scents
>>39485455>Yeah best source of protein and got that good omega 3so expensive though, i used to fish a lot but haven't in a while
>>39485413it takes the idea of a quantum observer and moves away from "measuring apparatus" to go towards "living breathing thinking human mind" which isn't quite rightand otherwise it's just generally very sillybut i find the idea fun
>>39485457would sucking your own dick be considered gay? also would you be bottom or a top? these are hard hitting questions
>>39485366I can fit a fist inside meChaser btw
>>39485473in your mouth right? right???
I need a chaser bf to inject my estrogen for me and beat me until I can't walk
>>39485457me tooI could probably still do it if I lost some weight but I need to get fatter
>>39485468haha so true yeah lol *holds your hand?*
>>39485484i used to be able too as well, i can't do it anymore because i don't have a dick anymore
>>39485474You get options
>>39485479I like you walking though
>>39485490Srs?
>>39485366Was Garfield a chaser?
If sucking your own dick is gay, I don’t want to be straight
>>39485494pittbull attack, yeah srs
>>39485490my dick shrunk a bit but I could probably still do it but I don’t really feel like trying anymore, I could probably hurt myself at my age
>>39485479>until I can't walkno can do i can NOT be drivin you places
>>39485493I'm willing to settle for kisses I guess
i hate it when I’m fisting my chaser and I lose my watch up there
>>39485500I mean some people get nullo. Are you happy with it though?
>>39485509I dont see the use in breaking my own toys
>>39485502>I could probably hurt myself at my ageyou can't be that old>>39485513kinda nullo, zero depth, and im very happy with it
>>39485518I'm a woman not a toy!!
>>39485521I’m not too old, but I gotta be careful at my age, all my bones and joints make funny sounds now
>>39485537i picture a 50 year old when i hear you say this
My hrt cameChaser btw
>>39485547
>>39485543if I were 50 they would probably hurt a bitfor now they just make funny sounds
>>39485523I can still do whatever i want to you though right
>>39485570I'm 36 and I suck my own dick everyday, sure I can't just jump straight into blowing myself like I could in my prime, but after a little warm up stretch I'm down their sucking like I used to
qott: ex circus freak, current winoi knew contortionism was too good to be true :c
>>39485585hopefuel thenwhat's your current bmi? I honestly feel too fat to try it now. Back when I did it I was a borderline anorexic twink
>>39485594BASED song BASED beverage you're so based wine mom.if you were wine dad i'd pine
>>39485596I'm 5'9 156lbs
>>39485616interesting….
Listening to radiohead
>>39485573I mean, I wouldn't say no...
listening to death in june
>>39485602i do winedad too...
wine go to the polls
>>39485637Thats why i love you honey
https://voca.ro/197PANN5Fbod
>>39485649ahh but you're only into men. c'est la vie
>>39485654I think I'm too touch-starved that made me blush
>>39485671Srryyy idk how that list got so fucked upbest to worst:Moon Shaped PoolAmnesiacThe BendsKid AIn RainbowsOkay ComputerHail To the ThiefKing of LimbsPablo Honey>>39485663oh. Yeah i cant help that >w<
>>39485658okay this is based
>>39485671Criminal disrespect of ok computer
>>39485658Shut the fuck up you are a woman and not only that you are my Bitch
>>39485681it's mid at best
ughhhh why did my steam drive corrupt itself. Now I gotta spend a whole day redownloading everything
>>39485689its a great album, thats pretty ridiculous, think critically.>>39485658its ok nona. itll all be okay. quell your violent thoughts and think loving thoughts.
>>39485669Thats the only reason i post here :)
youbcant tell cause it's dark but i just took off my bra
>>39485725picture
>>39485725holy fcuuk im gooinign to this thought babe
>>39485726
>>39485734keep it up bud
>>39485735theres nothing here you liar
>>39485716Well I guess I'm glad you do!
>>39485744HOOOOOLY GOD DAMNi love you babe
sometimes i think its my fault. could it be that love is easier to find as a bottom? if i were born a bottom could i have found love as a tranny? why is this world so hyperfixated on sex? doesnt love feel so much better.
>>39485744thanks salmon girl i will now harass you less
>>39485457same i gave myself really good head while my gf watched one time
I tried attention whoring, but it didn't work, so if anyone could just like tell me they love me or something before I go to bed, I'd appreciate it
>>39485781I love you, anon
>>39485781i love you anon <3
>>39485781you are beautiful and deserve to find love and happiness and for now a good night of rest i love you anon
>>39485781i love you, bb i love all the cg ppl even blooby, spider and twink/raynd
>>39485781i'd reply to all your posts if i knew which ones
love BPD. Getting the urge to ghost my friends
>>39485805dont do that you're a cat
>>39485784 >>39485787 >>39485788 >>39485792 >>39485793Yay, thank you! Love you all, too <3 Sorry for the mass reply, I didn't wanna leave anyone out
>>39485805if you keep doing that you're gonna end up like me with absolutely zero people in your life and no siblings left. sitting on 4chan making fun of trannies at 3am to no end
goodnight blog
>>39485744Great tits sobeans
I worked out tonight so I am no longer mentally ill
>>39485832I'm pretty much isolated aside from a couple friends and my immediate family
slow thread someone post chaser butt
>>39483008Did she snipe us, chaserbros? Are we the safe option?
>>39485873https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZbd7Z6yAGU
should i try casual sex just once yo see what it's like or shpuld o wait to lose my virginity with someone i love
>>39485884I have some picsThey're private though Imo it's objectively a bad butt but I like it because it's mine
>>39485885We're the guys they settle for, not the ones they yearn for
>>39485895How about two settle-tiers choosing each other except for its not settling you just actually like each other
>>39485889i have the same conundrumi personally cant imagine myself enjoying it that much without someone i love
>>39485366Why do so many white girls have this tattoo? It seems to be a new trend, I’ve seen lots of them with this
>>39485889someone you love 100%meaningless sex is literally meaningless
Yeah it's definitely the /b/ thread race obsessionist who posts so obsessively it looks like a botSame say it's rach's alter egoHe was here openly for a little while so it tracks
>>39485898Seems kinda far fetched but I'm open to it
I need a gf where im her only tether to the outside world
hii guys gm c:
>>39485915Good morning
I need to make breakfast,,,,>>39485889doing it with the one you love is much better i think ^^
>>39485910need a gf to put in a cardboard box and tape it shut
Need a gf to love and nurture into being her best self comfortable with who she is, independent, and capable
I need a gf that will ask me for permission for everything she does
I am the neet gf,,
Need a cat
>>39485952thanks i appreciate it
>>39485958cats are so cute I love them!
Fucking someone in the face seems really hot cause the face is the representation of the person. My dick within you, but in more than just a physical sense. The representation of my animal side is in your likeness. I could imagine it disappearing and dissolving within you. It's so real, my dick, that is, that it doesn't matter. You can't digest my dick with your puny saliva. Stupid cock eaters.
>>39485888I mean I've already been in therapy for years...what else should I do
>>39485965based please assign more metaphorical meanings to sex acts with me
>>39485366>do you have any cool tricks/talents?i can basically play bass.i can sing.i think i can act and draw.
>>39485979don't know sorry i've done no therapy so you're miles ahead of me>what else should I doyesterday i made peanut butter fudge i suggest you try the same
>>39485366>do you have any cool tricks/talentsI can sweep pick on guitar and laserflip on a fingerboard, what's up ladies
I can update my bios
I wish therapy fixed me lol
>>39486005yeah I commented about how I wanted to make fudge and or rice Krispies...will probably do that tomorrow, but j need to go to the grocery store
i can fix you
>>39486010I think therapy can fix me i just have to stop inventing reasons to stop once I get too uncomfortable uncovering a deep issue
>>39486018come fix your penis into my butthole
>>39486018thank u anon luv u>>39486021honestly I'm still trying to understand why i have so much trouble with it. I've gone for years but i cant say I got much better;;
>>39485987I put my dick in your butt cause poop comes out your butt and my dick is the opposite of poop in every way, which is why it shares a location but not a direction. Poop and my dick are like yin and yang. You crave my dick in your poop hole because you feel like there is something wrong with you because you poop. Someone who poops is definitionally imperfect to produce a stinky object. My dick smells wonderful and you think it is the greatest thing in the world. It is alive and indigestible. It is alive because it is connected to me. I control it with my mind and body and choose the worthy with it by sprinkling them with holy water.
>>39486017>rice krispiesare you single
>>39486032Gm Broseph
>>39486023sorry it's penis in vagina for me only
>>39485366>qott: do you have any cool tricks/talents?I cum very hard when I think about trans girls
>>39486036What?
captcha:JWGOY
>>39486034yes. Not interested in a relationship right now...too depressed and ppl don't really treat asexuals right
>>39486069understandable i just wanted free rice krispies anyway
>>39486088they're pretty easy to make
https://unseecc/album#KOMuWYKen0PY
>>39486111if you make them post a picture
I had breakfast yay
Morning. I'm tired and a little depressed.
>>39486199morning! did something happen? hugss
>>39486203My computer broke a few days ago and fixing it has been a pain, now I have to send it in to be fixed for even more money and more time. Just getting frustrated. How're you?
>>39486208oh yea when those things break its so annoying,, i hope you can sort it out^^im kinda ok today ig hopefully it lasts eheh
>>39486216Yeah it'll be fine, just tedious. Just kinda ok?
>>39486135One view
>>39486230No it was a 10min timer. A few people saw it
>>39486240Ah okay, you’re a chaser?
>>39486230You missed out she's really cute
>>39486244I'll live
>>39486223its good enough ig c: im bad at being happy lol
>>39486242No>>39486244Thanks
Wanna spank the monkey but no spanking the monkey material
>>39486252Good enough works. And yeah, I'm not too good at it either. Hopefully a nice Sunday though, it's still dark and I feel an ill omen. Probably just tired though.
>>39486261the sobitties havent been deleted yet scroll up
le chaseur phenotype and lack of soul
>>39486272I’m an ass guy but I appreciate the Sobitties
>>39486270I hope you have a nice Sunday c:yea im still a bit tired too,, I'll exercise a bit later and that generally wakes me up ^^
>>39485366yeah. i'm very talented at cringe
>>39486283You have a nice one too.
>>39486294thank u (^.^)
>>39485366>qott: do you have any cool tricks/talents?Yeah I can take my pen and flick it once around my index finger sometimes
Goodmorning!! >qottI don't really know honestly. None off the top of my head that are particularly impressive
>>39485401Okay then explain double slit experiment foolish mortal
>>39485471nta but realizing it's myself I'm free to do as I please without the frivolity of labels. To have sex you need a second person. A second male to make it gay if you yourself are male.
>>39485479Is the anus the best way to administer it from a cost benefit analytical standpoint?
>>39486347yeah it's the only place where the chaser's own personal syringe will fit
>>39485781I love you not like your abusive alcoholic dad or your mom spun out of her gourd on heroine
what are u guys doing today?
>>39486413Ladies first.
>>39486427im prolly staying home bedrotting lol nothing special
>>39486413I'm doing my weekly house cleaning as usual
>>39486363Oh I see. I was thinking like it would be with alcohol where the liver doesn't process it as much so you have a higher dosage in case they hondose you
>>39486434What do you do when rotting?
>>39486443mhh mostly rot and chat here or maybe play some hsr,,, I'm a bedrotting professional
>>39486457I don't get gacha games.
>>39486413In between.my grip work ill just pick up some supplements and start frequenting the dunkin place here on Sundays (my sabbath; secular jew except I'm not a jew but 1% maybe)
>>39486461>secular jew except I'm not a jew but 1% maybeIronically one of the most Jewish things you can say lol.
>>39486460they're fun idk lol I like the hot guys
>>39486470Ah, fem-gooner, I see it now.
>>39486474yea basically let me goon for my hot anime guys
>>39486480>guysThat is a flat chested woman.
>>39486469Only when it's convenient of course. I poke fun at my dad for storing all of his 1% Jewishnes in his nose.
>>39486488Lol, he could always just be Italian.
>>39486486he's cool!!
>>39486501Women fantasies always crack me up. That is a straight up lady. Put that hair in a Bayonetta bun and nobody would ask a damn thing.
>>39486498Nah the 21 and me doesn't lie. Ashkenazi all the way to the bank where we will engage in usuary
>>39486506*23
>>39486505peak masculinity!!
>>39486506>>39486510>ashkenaziFeels like it goes without saying. I'm starting up the conspiracy that Sephardics don't exist. I've never met one, never seen one, I think it's made up.>>39486512Look at them lips! And he's flashin tiddy at us! Masculinity is not stored in the abs.
>>39486518okok what about him
>>39486527Zoom in on that thigh gap and show me where his nuts go. Another woman. Look at those refined dainty hands! Just women with abs!
>>39486537but but he's hot
>>39486554When you're right you're right. I just find him hot because of the feminity though. Bro would rock the high waisted bell bottoms and some braids.
>>39486573lol I concede you win
gm cg
>>39486597gm!
>>39486596They always put so much work into the shiny wet licking nipple. Like the camera man was just gobbling a second ago>>39486597Morning
>>39486614Looking not licking. My brain just jumped to the conclusion.
>>39486601>>39486614i had a weird dream last night where a bunch of tranners showed up to a single place and for some reason all of them were passoids excluding me. then radiochan showed up and everyone left
>>39486614men nipples are hot
>>39486620>then radiochan showed up and everyone leftLmao. Probably means you're here too much.
>>39486620I don't remeber what i dream most of the time :c
>>39486630definitely. but i have been mildly lurking for like 2 years or so prior to posting
>>39486518Well my mom's mexican but shes not willing to send in her DNA out of fear it will lead to deporting some of our relatives. I was poke fun at her for having spaniard blood as she despises the spanish. Looking it up, the current sitting mexican president has a Sephardic mom and Ashkenazi dad.
>>39486647Yeah I guess Mexicans are sort of prime candidates for that sort of thing, and no surprise considering the president's last name is Sheinbaum. I don't think we've got any Jewish we know of though. Some weird German, connected to Emperor Maximilian's weird shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FspwOKfGPY
>>39486684hell yeah
its raining and I'm cold,,,
>>39486668Yeah we are related somewhat. I think there is like six degrees of separation between you and I.
Gm cuties, happy Sunday.
>>39486748gm!! how r uu
gm to everyone except anyone with a name beginning with rob
>>39486752Went to bed feeling a little weird and didn’t really sleep a lot but feeling pretty good this morning. Hbu?
goood morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i slept so bad>>39486684binturong...
>>39486778happy for you! it's so nice when you wake up feeling like that ^^im good ig just a bit bored c:>>39486785good morning!!
>>39486787Sunday mornings are brutal boring, I’m always awake like 5 hours before everyone else on the internet decides to get up.
>>39486806we're all just sitting here bored this is so depressing... someone save cg
>>39486806frrr i like bedrotting but it can get boring,, i need to find more things to do
I hope Meffy is having a nice weekend. I do miss her
Eating fruit with the fruits.
>>39486684All civets have anal glands, but the scent from the Indian civet (Viverricula indica) and Oriental civets (Viverra) is commercially used in perfumes
>>39486702>>39486785binturong!
my hair is getting so long yay I'm happy
>>39486833hell yeaa!!! that feeling is the best i gotta start taking zinc again mine has been slacking
>>39486838yea my hair is down to my hips now i love it!!
>>39486846Hot
>>39486846whoaaa thats so glamourous ive never had mine that long... im so jealous i gotta take better care of it that sounds insanely fun
>>39486850thank u :p>>39486853yea it's so nice, I haven't cut mine in 5 years now. takes a lot of care but it's so pretty
>tfw you catch one of your 12 girlfriends cheating on you
>>39486871is this the legendary tranner harem i keep hearing about
found my old camera and happened to have really good hair today, so i thought i might as well do a bit of makeup and try and take some cool photos today by going outside for the first time in the last 2 weeks ^_^
>>3948687112?? wow >>39486877do it!!
>>39486877whoaaa that sounds so fun im cheering you on
>>39486812lol just start posting images, that usually helps stave off boredom on an image board>>39486814Can’t bedrot too much or it doesn’t feel like relaxation anymore.
>>39486887that's true I will switch to couchrotting now c:
>>39486814Do me, babe
>>39486897
>>39486883im gonna do it!!! i found out my laptop has an sd card reader so i can actually take the files from the thing and also i just need to charge the battery now, ill probably take that time to make breakfast or something
>>39486875THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH WANTING A TRANNY HAREMI WANT TO LIVE LIKE A SULTAN
>>39486903im taken!!>>39486914me fr i love my room im the princess of my room
>>39486884teehee im gonna go out wearing my boyhoodie because im a boy!!!
>>39486920that's nice!! tell us how it goes c:>>39486932cute :p
>>39486924lol sounds like you’re just in a polycule bro
>>39486935no they dont love each other they are straight they compete for my love
>>39486950I would not like that i think i need my man all for me
>>39486950Im only interested in a monogamous relationship with one man, and maybe a threesome here and there with two men.
>>39486887no way i dont want to get a reputation for showing hole whenever someone asks.... im refined and ladylike>>39486924i think its beautiful community building is so important. thank you for your commitment to trans liberation anon>>39486932where is everyone getting these fucking hoodies are you all making them. do i need to make one to naturalise into this board
I could go to sleep if I jerked off but I can't so I can't
>>39486950i would never compete with another woman im giving up on my harem dreams immediately. even though imagine only having to do dishes like once a month>>39486969did it fall off... im so sorry anon
>>39486965Have you posted hole? Did I miss it?
>>39486974literally a bunch but i was on anon. i heard if you post it under a trip they come and put you in a truck. dont tell anyone though im shy o///o from now on im only sending it after a concrete display of affection i have 2 know its real...
>>39486972the vocaroos before were telling me to yank it and i did so its gone now
>>39487017this is the worst thing to ever happen on cg we have to close the whole board immediately
one day I'll buy the sailor moon jimmy choo shoes i need them;;
>>39487068literally legendary. im gonna get stupid rich so i can just send everyone a full collection
>>39487085fr i wish i was rich,,, i wanted to get the sailor mars one she was my favorite
today we're posting images on the image board
>>39487106Average chaser physique
images on the image board
am gay
>>39487106
images on the image board day wahoo!!!!!
the only images i have on my computer are a bunch of anime wallpapers someone posted that i downloaded
me fr
me af
seepy
good morny
literally stuck in bed for hours on end cuz I have no bf fml
>>39487149morning!!
>>39487106K
me frfr
>>39487151If you were my gf, you'd be stuck in bed for hours anyway, babe
I feel i got smth wrong because I'm still stuck in bed all day even with bf
Shake your buttLiterally shake your butt right now
>>39487184what now
is this real
>>39487187I just moved mass from halfway around the worldExplain that, physicists
forgot to put fucking GARLIC in my SAUCE im going to kill every single poster in here
I love bronya
i love anon
>>39487197I've got some nasty sauce for you right here, babe
I have to wash my hair today;;
>>39487208thats so sad anon... its okay we can throw it out... ill help you make it better next time
>>39487213I meant cum, but I did make a sauce yesterday and fuck it up because I was on painkillers
this is my pussy do u guys like him
>>39487224its so hot that you're on painkillers. got any spare
>>39487197what sauce and are you still cooking it
>>39487225omg so cute
>>39487228No I actually need them wtf
>>39487194I love this animal the Scat (Snail Cat)
>>39487230Viral TikTok Baked Feta Pasta. i cant stop eating Viral TikTok Baked Feta Pasta. i just added the garlic and im gonna keep baking until something starts to smell bad itll be fine>>39487236wow its honestly messed up that you wont give me your painkillers. dont you love me
>>39487238lmao
Should I sleep for 4 hours or do a cheeky no-sleep resetExtra information: I'm neet so there is no real importance to the decision(Besides lifting heavy last night which will be a bit wasted by having less repair time)
>>39487242what is a no sleep reset. that sounds terrible dont do that. go take a nap the whole point of being a neet is sleeping for like 20h a day
>>39487210I like this one. So glad I washed my hair yesterday, it’s so pretty now
>>39487242sleeping is nice!! hi neet I'm a neet too!!
>>39487248yea for me the day after wash day is when it's the prettiest! I often keep it braided tho because it's just so long,,
>>39487242no sleep reset!!!!!
>>39487240yeah you could for sure just shove that in. the tomatoes will lose some water; if it gets dry just add a little back, but make sure you heat the water first if adding it to a hot baking dish. the feta probs will be fine.desu i would probably have like confit'd the garlic separately and added it to the end; you could (if faced with this issue in the future) removed the pasta from the oven, made like confit garlic (literally just roast the whole cloves slowly in oil for a bit, the combined the garlic and some of the cooking oil into the pasta before putting it back in the oven
Too much bussy in here right now
>>39487253i heard wearing it in a braid is basically the only way to cope when it gets that long... its gotta be exhausting braiding that much hair tho you're god's bravest soldier>>39487257im lucky its the kind where you bake the sauce and then add it to pasta if i was worrying about pasta consistency it would be wayyy too much stress... i need to get on that confit garlic lifestyle its so fancy
>>39487256There is a guava monster waiting in my fridge, this is the answer I was waiting for tbhonest>>39487246It's when you get sick of going to sleep at 4am so you just don't sleep one day and try to stay up until like 9pm and then sleep for 12 hours and you're like a normal person for a bit until you inevitably drift back
>>39487262I like it, leaves a certain scent in the air
>>39487269oh right that makes sense i didnt know there was a name for it. maybe i should do one im sleeping pretty late lately... i wanna rise with the sun in summer the weather is too good to waste it
All the new girls are so cute
>>39487283True but where did they all come from
>>39487268yea the braid is very comfy, but i do like to wear it down! it's so fun^^ i prefer the braid because that way it gets less knots,,,but i love how i look with the hair down lol
>>39487268oh phew! thats much better yeah>i need to get on that confit garlic lifestyle its so fancyits comfy yeah though also a good way to give yourself botulism if you're not used to preserving things :')desu you can get the same result from just baking a single, entire head of garlic (skin on!) wrapped in foil with a bit of oil. its not the same thing exactly but its way easier to make, you can more easily do small batches (thus no risk of badly preserving it and getting sick), and its like super versatile. you get like rly jammy garlic goo that you can stir into sauces or spread on thingsv tasty
>>39487283What do they even look like? Bronya sounded like a whole ass nigga in the vocaroo
>>39487283thank u<3>>39487286from my room im a neet
>>39487248
>>39487288the protective hairstyle / cunt factor tradeoff is a neverending eternal battle>>39487286i dont know i just wanted to check out fourchan at long last. i dont have any particular reason for showing up. im happy im here though>>39487294LMAO>>39487292i am NOT afraid of botulism i refuse to be scared of it
>>39487286i've been around desu i've just never tripped before
>>39487294I look like a strawberry!!>>39487299yea fr its so annoying
>>39487299concerning! >>39487294shes gmi she sounds similar to how i sounded a few years ago only for some reason american
>>39487286They used to be chasers
>>39487294Be nice. She's got a great body. Idk what the other ones look like
>>39487306i dont really get voice dysphoria like because i have such an american accent it basically just feels like a text to speech program that comes out of my mouth. but im committed to using voice training to restore the local accent i hear in my head as much as for any feminising reason
Damn if I tripped would people tell me I had a nice body and be nice to me
I need an american tranner to import me as her husband
>>39487316You don't sound American desu, you have some kind of weird subtle accent
>>39487308I will give them the hetero sex experience validation to instill the confidence they need to accept trans-lesbian identity and get girlfriends inshallah
>>39487318probably yea i recommend it
>>39487318its fun!!
>>39487318If you were chubby and had nice tits I'd say it
Who dropped that unsee earlier, is she tripping now or still anon
>>39487324she for sure did sound american compared to the accents i would expect her to have lol>>39487316god speed!nigella lawson impersonations is the way
>>39487283>>39487286Cambrian explosion but for threadgirls
>>39487351loll
>>39487351Tranner primordial soup (imagine the smell)
>>39487345if i had nigella lawson's voice i would be unstoppable i would be running the mafia within a month. i was aiming more for a fern brady
>>39487351my theory is that once one threadgirl starts tripping and gets a positive response it inspires a bunch of other people to pick it up. im happy it feels like im debuting in a generation of vtubers
I've been told my voice sounds cute but i still don't fully love it;;
>>39487368>vtubersThis one thing I really really don't get about zoomers
>>39487370Post it. I love voices. I'll gas you up even if you sound like shit.
>>39487368yea i am kinda shy but it's fun!!
>>39487361that is more fitting for you to be fair lolhttps://voca.ro/1mpVraqolLNT
>>39487372I have to think about it,, maybe someday you guys will hear my angelic voice :p
>>39487372Lol
>>39487294>a close up of a person with blonde hair, teacher as angry zombie, 1 9 - year - old goth girl, , bruises, realistic cosplay, inspired by Bruno Liljefors, button eyes, academic clothing, swedish style, prison scene, woman very tired, transgender, racoonlike this or something
>>39487386Why do you have bruises
>>39487394i find myself frequently roughed up, mr anon
>>39487386Wow
>>39487386when I did that it said I looked very tired too lol
i've posted face before i'm just not sure i'm ready to put a name to it.........
>>39487401Fag bashed
>>39487401Stop cucking me
>>39487406Only do what you're comfortable with baby girl
>>39487376thank you i pride myself on my pinpoint accent identification. because i dont have one im free of bias im uniquely positioned to do it
>>39487401>Seeing other menDropped
>>39487376what were the fees at your private school?
>>39487330I bet people would just be mean>>39487334So is being anon>>39487339I feel chubby but my friends say I am not and I try to trust them
>>39487376I know this voice
>>39487431yea being anon is fun too eheh,,
>>39487404i think it's my makeup desu >>39487425i'm sorry babe i'm a free agent........
>>39487431i havent had anyone be mean yet! but its good practice to build a thicker skin i think
>>39487444My skins normal, but I've got something extra thick for you, babe
>>39487443makeup is fun!!
>>39487449thats so hot i love a chaser with normal skin
>>39487434i yap a lot what can i say>>39487426lmaoi went to a state all boys school actually and it was rough afi am not posh i just sound it>>39487419you've not got the full picture but its a p good read of the vibe of where i grew up so props
>>39487482ill keep honing my technique i want to be able to instadoxx from the first second of a vocaroo like the geoguessr guy
>>39487444That’s why I started making my instagram/threads picture my face a few months ago, but no one has bullied me yet.
I have to get up and do something,,,
>>39487504Try shaking your butt
>>39487498ill bully you just for posting on threads
my TikTok Viral Baked Feta Pasta is ready come get it anon
>>39487513what happens after I do that
>>39487498Nobody bullies you because you're cute
>>39487504I see that you like commas, how about you pull on my dick until you make me moan some cum "uhs," babe
What if I told you chasers are on average more suicidal than trannies
>>39487545I wouldn't believe you
>>39487526I don’t think you’ve seen me? I don’t think I’m cute
>>39487545Are you suicidal anon
>>39487545i would believe u
>>39487552Your opinion doesn't matter. I think you're cute.
>>39487539ok ill admit you made me laugh
>>39487577You haven’t seen me! You can’t find an invisible woman cute.
>>39487581Glad you liked it, I thought that was one of my best babeposts
>>39487611yea lol you did well it was funny
>>39486965it was hand stitched by another trip here for me!
>>39487637whoaaa thats so beautiful i love community
>>39486932need to bully this tendency out of you
>>39487637that's so cute!!
>>39487637awwww
Chasers all gooned themselves to death to the f1nnster video. I survived because of the antidepressants
>>39487651i miss them sm its such a tragedy
>>39487642hell yeah it is :)>>39487648>>39487649believe it or not you actually meet some really cool people being on this board. or maybe its just because i live in basically british seattle>>39487644thats not nice!!!!also i just got back from taking some photos although my micro sd card seemed to corrupt in the middle of it the actual storage didnt so i was able to recover some pictures and i like this one i took
>>39487667wholesome board!!
>>39487651I've not seen any finnster videos
>>39487637omg cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>39487677dont look you have to stay safe so we can repopulate the thread
I don't take any pills, they tried to make me. They're too busy celebrating passover now.
>>39487688take hrt
>>39487690Fuck off freak
omg is it passover today i should make an apple pie to celebrate. or wait is that for seder. is seder different from passover. i failed all my religious studies classes
Okay that guy was right, the ratio is off now, it's gonna become mtfg2 and they'll forget they're pretending to be straight
>>39487695I'm going to Dachau to celebrate.
Passover is when they celebrate killing Jesus
I want to make a lemon tart or smth
>>39487714make a pop tart
>>39487714If you bake me something I'll marry you
>>39487686My body is ready
baking is fun maybe tomorrow I'll buy the ingredients for smth!!
neetbux approval came in :3
i love nintendo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good morning blog i hope they didn't ban me for posting titties straight to board last night. Oh well it looks like they just warned me. That's new
>>39487729You can't afford the games
>>39487738Good morning sobe
>>39487742Goodmorning anon. My legs hurt
>>39487729im currently working on a translation project for paper mario colour splash into my 2nd language c:
>>39487750Capital letters usage, strange
>>39487753hiiii lani ur so cute :3
>>39487740wdym anon
>>39487759hihihi i dont recognise ur trip do i know u
30+ chasers <3
>>39487750Why do your legs hurt?
>>39487767I love you babe
>>39487767ewww
All the new ones are transbians aren't they
>>39487785im straight!!
>>39487785Most likely
>>39487697>>39487785lollil bro is just bad at getting female attention….
>>39487785whats wrong with being transbian anon!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>39487785omg shut up u ugly chaser dicklet cuck this is a tranner board
>>39487785i think love is love but i am in a loving monogamous relationship with chaseranon
They have confirmed it to be the case
>>39487785
grrrr…… trans bean fucking shits…..
do the chasers here fw yume nikki fangames
>>39487802I look like this >>39487810And I say this
>>39487816
need cuddles with cute gf ><
Post hairy man bodies to fend off transbianism
pokemon :3
hairy men are cool I approve
>>39487812I don't even know what that is
>>39487820Mashallah habibi alhamdulillah
>>39487831you should play yume nikki
>>39487826I really should post my hairy fat strong man body to kill the transbians
>>39487831Some transbian knowledge type shit
>>39487812you have to bait and switch them into it. i lied put your clothes back on we're playing lcd dem
>>39487799I love you too.
is she a transbian
>>39487846<3
>>39487847The cat? Maybe.
>>39487847omg kitty i luv
do the tranners fuck with map games
>>39487856Not as many as we were promised.
hooking up with all the new thread girls and fucking them in front of the whiney parasocial cuck chaser
>>39487856you're such a stereotype anon thats so cute... i dont know much about history so im not really any good at them but i like when u explain it to me...>>39487862they're more popular among transbians from what i've heard
>>39487865lmao
>>39487856hell no
>>39487865come over
>>39487865need ><
>>39487856I like it when guys sperg about them, it’s cutesame with warhammer and stuff
isn't changing your sex crazy lollike im a 32 year old man ahahahaha
>>39487889omg i wanna change my sex too how do i do it
>>39487865wasup babe
>>39487889i always thought it would stop being extremely funny at a certain point but it only got funnier
>>39487889Modern marvel, people sort of forget that.
>>39487838Can’t you just post it in an effort to get me riled up enough to post something in return?
>>39487894Semen injections, I'll get you started
The balance shifted somewhere and now I have to move to Europe. Life is so hard for me personally.
>>39487913ur so kind fr
I hate black people
>>39487862>>39487872FUCK>>39487867>>39487888i once spent 2 hours teaching someone how to play and then we played it for an hour and never played it againthat was probably me at my spergiest i have mellowed since then
>>39487901i often muse on matters transsexual with a close friend of mine. we have been talking about the concept of effeminacy a lotas in 'male' expressions of girlhood or womanhoodi think its like, in todays time/place i am a transsexual but likein another time or place i would not be a man, im very sure of that. the modern marvel is like, the medical stuffbut the concept of me being male just makes no sense like i've never rly lived as that. like if i were born in some ancient civilisation i'd be dying my hair blond or painting my arms with henna or some other signifier of 'not male'-nessidk i think thats cool like i am a woman i am female whateverbut also i sort of like the idea of sharing this cultural link to effeminacy as this thing that desu seems to just be part of the human conditioni like it>>39487896agreed and the fisher i get the funnier it is>>39487894pronoun pins
>>39487937fuck no go back i need u
>>39487919You can move to my house
>>39487937i'm sorry i'm half lying anon, i really liked vicky 2 when i was younger but i always hated all the other ones
>>39487939So you're saying you want to be the star of Roots but for trannies. There's gotta be a clever name in there somewhere. But yeah it's an interesting aspect of culture that's been around forever. Sort of funny to think that might mean there's some ancient brotherhood of chasers too. One always following the other.
>>39487943I am a man.
>>39487939can I get a pin that says dumb/bitch tho yea being trans is a very interesting thing. I do wonder what it would have been like if i was born in another time and place. I've always wanted to be more like women since I was small, so I guess I would have been like this regardless. idk its just so cool we can transition today
>>39487969Ew I take it back you can't move to my house
>>39487960this is so beautiful to think about. two sister houses forever entwined like in old french novels...
>>39487939i wish i was ye olde tranney so i could drink horse piss and eat random mushrooms i found on the ground
>>39487987i do that right now
>>39487990thats beautiful
>>39487978Maybe. Certainly more alike in dignity in the past. The modern chaser is sort of a strange lone creature. But I'm not sure what the future looks like either, seems like zoomers have chasers out the ass they just don't realize it.
>>39488005is that true that makes me so happy. im worried we're in a chaser drought
>HeroinCheck>Dick covered in shitCheck>Sissy pornCheck
tranners make the best girlfriends idc
>>39488012i need you.
>>39488017Don't reply to my posts. You haven't earned that privilege
>>39488012I need you
>>39488010I think trans acceptance necessarily comes with more chasers. The only thing that ever really stopped them is societal shame and maybe some degree of having a conscience.
>>39487942as i got older i kinda outgrew my autism i cant spontaneously sperg for hours anymore im too aware of the other person in the room now>>39487944there were times i wanted to learn vicky2 and hoi3 but i never got around to iti only played eu4 so the old uis were a bit offputting
>>39488025Broseph I've missed you
>>39487971yes you can get that pini think for me its not even that i wanted to be like women since i was small, though that is also trueits more just that i never found a way of expressing masculinity that worked for me, whereas expressions of femininity have always been like natural and authentic and desu sometimes even like defiant. like my expression of this stuff has yeah been the only consistent thing in my life in terms of sex/genderits likeit just makes sense to me that this is something about myself, even if the way it manifests is culturally contingent>>39487960lmao this really made me laugh. the roots thing i meanhmm i think historically the idea of what 'straight' sex is is also inconsistent. i know there were examples of societal views of sex that would not discriminate between a straight man topping a woman, and a straight man topping an effeminate, for example. though the effeminate would be seen as different to a woman. in other words like i think a lot of history has seen the social role of sex more in line of who is doing what than some concept of self identitywhich is to sayi think some societies for sure had very unashamed chasers lol>>39487987premarin chic
>>39488032I've been busy, trying to audition for a role. The new Pennywise. Clown makeup, luring kids into a sewer, what's not to love?
>>39488046stealing this to launch a lifestyle brand
>>39488051It's funny because you literally are a terrorist haha
>>39488046yay the pin!!I understand what tou mean. I was literally incapable of being a boy. being feminine just came very naturally and it didn't make my life very easy ig. I feel its something very intrinsic to who we are.
>>39488046Yeah certainly a lot of societies functioned that way. I'm increasingly if the opinion chasers, maybe not all of them, but a lot of them are more like a fourth sexuality. The GAMP thing I think seems to hold some water. Controversial for sure but seems to be the way it breaks down.
>>39487340Staying anon for now. Why?
No sex, just a transgirl to make me dinner and soothe my soul after work. That's all I need to slow down the decay.
can we please go back to talking about shit? I don't like what this general is becoming
>>39488080i think you would really like this post from earlier >>39486032
>>39488057Fuck yeah dawg. I love It because they're in the sewers so much. Plenty of shit and other goodies to go around down there
>>39488070i mean idk i think its just not that deep and its just that a lot of men are attracted to femininity loli don't think i buy into this idea of needing to explain it as very specific sexology type typologiesi get men hard because i am soft and feminine and have big tits likeits v simple rly :')like i don't see why that need be something that is in contradiction to 'normal' male sexualityi once had a guy i was on a date with if being with me made him gaylol>>39488062you're welcome>>39488067yeah exactly! i think its cool anyway
just got punched in the nuts by a dog
Need sex and will also cook you dinner
>>39488080The transbians are trying to cause the downfall of chasergen by not allowing us to discuss poop or do parasocial simping for people whose dms we aren't even in...
>>39488088yea it's super cool! we're the best ^^
I miss bussychan :(
>>39488097i am a bottom and i am not sure if people talking about cleaning their butts before sex is a meme or not i never did it
>>39488085this kind of shit makes my shit super hard, thanks anon
>>39488112What? You need to prep for anal. The shitposting is just shitposting, clean your ass retard
am I still hated here?is it safe for me to come back yet?
>>39488112Clean out, my dick is going in there
>>39488127Fartkun would never ask that because he doesn't care
>>39488088>i mean idk i think its just not that deep and its just that a lot of men are attracted to femininity lolyeah if you look like a pretty girl men are gonna be attracted. I never thought about trans women til I saw one that was super hot and and listening to her I liked her voice and opinions cause she was really smart. I felt unsure at first then eventually I decided I didn't care anymore if they were born a man. they work hard to become someone that gives me a boner. they're a real woman
this general ain't big enough for the both of us....
Is it gay if I wear no show ankle socks as a man?
yea i honestly feel some try to make it too complicated with sexuality. im a pretty girl and men like me thats about it
If you're willing to provide nudes for fat bald deformed midge old creeps who never show their faces you're hay ess tee ess and validIf you refuse you're ayy gee pee
>>39488119>>39488128i eat a lot of fiber and no one ever said anything can you just clean it if it bothers you and make it foreplay
>>39488154the johnny bravo meme explains it all>I'm straight so whatever makes my dick hard is a woman, faggot
the classic wisdom
>>39488163yea lol
footjobs...
lol
johhny bravo hindi dub yifi rip pls saars
>>39488156>deformed midgeDon't include me in this
>>39488158I'm not really bothered by it unless you actually end up taking a shit on me, which can happen once you get going. Enema play is hot though.
Reality show where broseph goes to india and drinks from the ganges
>>39488158You need to prep for anal. Eating a lot of fiber isn't enough
jackass the movie, but it's just broseph eating shit directly from a donkey's ass for 2 hours straight
goats in a tree
>>39488088That's great for you but clearly there are chasers who are going after actual penis, there's more at play there. I did say controversial.
I hate how i have to have a shower every dayChaser btw
>>39488249I don't shower everydayChaser btw
>>39488196i will not shit during sex i eat once a day>>39488219i can eat even more fiber then? we can just shower after
go shower!! I actually have to go wash my hair now,,
it's sunday, I refuse to shower
I just learned that chipmunks are so fast they can see the world in slow motion. because their brain evolved to process light and vision faster, everything around them appears to be moving slow
I cant work on the Sabbath Need a trans woman to bath me
>>39488256i need you
>>39488154And that's it. You're pretty
>>39488243To expand on this, I'm not saying attraction to a trans woman need necessarily be atypical, I'm saying men who have a specific preference, the important bit, for trans women are engaging in an atypical sexuality.
>>39488289I am ^^
>>39488070I think this too desu. I don't like men, I mostly like cis women, but with trans women, part of my attraction is to the penis, working or not, and I like a twinkish look. I think you're really pushing it to call me bi. On the other hand, most straight guys really do just find penis repulsive. I think part of the problem is that saying I'm not straight just because I'm attracted to trans women is seen as transphobic. But trans women's bodies do look different than cis women's. I just don't think that's bad. To me they look like women, just not cis women. I think my bigger problem is that cis women and trans women are different. It's fine to say that as a kind of truism, but there's no space for good faith discussion of its not so gender affirming implications, like whether there's a difference between men who are attracted to trans women vs only cis women
Im not bi because i dont want to get fucked in the assThats how i know im straight
>>39488311same
>>39488296Im sure of it. And your bf would be really really happy having you.I want to get my tranner gf one day and make her super happy
>>39488320LIAR
>>39488320I want to turn you gay.
sounding my chaser
>>39488322im sure you're going to find a tranner gf!! be ready to treat her like a princess when you do ^^
>>39488324>>39488326>w<
>>39488333>be ready to treat her like a princess when you do ^^Would be hard not to, considering she'd be my little light in my eyes when I find her, she'll be my everything and ill give her so much love and attention that she'll melt on me.
>>39488331Peel it like a banana babe
>>39488345I hope you've been doing your foreskin exercises, cuz babe we're gonna dock tonight
>>39488342ur cool! c: im sure you're gonna make her super happy
>>39488354I know i will, i've always known that the girl that actually wants me and sets her eyes on me will be the happiest in the planet.It's just that I live so far from the needy cute girls that need a husband badly, so I suffer.
>>39488352Nope they got me young and turned me into a hebrew national. You're gonna have to get red with it
>>39488363locking in. you're mine
>>39488363it does really happen when you expect it the least! one day you'll find her ^^ you seem like a good guy c:
>>39488367I'll lend you my coat. You'll never be warm when I'm around
im back sorry i had to make a lecture
>>39488375thank you, you're a lovely girl <3>>39488369lock on me then!
>>39488381thanks to u too :p now tho I really have to go wash my hair, I'm procrastinating too much, I'll be back ^^
>>39488380I don't think you're really sorry
>>39488388take caareee! what's your hair color?
I need to get sexually annihilated by a fully grown husstuss like this >>39486599
>>39488390aw dang it you caught me
>>39488153No just millennial, and same
>>39488395Heya
>>39488243ohoh man idk what to say to that>>39488164true!>>39488141i think rly its the stigma of it that gets to peoplei had a rly interesting chat with a lad outside a bar once, who i came out to after we flirted for a bitand he basically said as such; that he found me attractive (as well as a girl he knows online who he later found out was trans) but feels weird about the way other people might perceive his attraction to women like uswhen in reality he just like women of all types lol>>39488380every second you spend elsewhere is based and not something to be sorry for lol
>>39488392I have dark brown hair :p im going for real now tho lol
>>39488010>>39488028I have a conscience that lets me know how much i love transgirls, and the only shame is not knowing earlier.
>>39488401Boston?
>>39488402this is true
>>39488403cute...
i'm running so late can one of you shoot me
>>39488395Need
>>39488437you're not worth the bullets, stranger....
>>39488437shoots my ropesnow get going!
>>39488367those little hotdogs wrapped in the biscuit are good
Putting one of my stroker toys in a tranny's ass and fucking the toy
>>39488602Why she got such a big hole
>>39488604They're small toys for my small dick
I thought strokers were those toys ftms rub their micropenises into
>>39488602hot. need this
>>39488602why not just use the stroker toy i have built in :(
Putting a dog toy in my trannys ass and squeezing her until i hear it squeak
>>39488633my favorite toy has like 3 different textures and a soft little ball that rubs against your dickhead. bioholes are obsolete
>>39488655time to start undergoing experimental surgeries. im going to invent hole 2.0
>>39488660you need a rich chaser bf to contract with Tenga to design an srsussy. i don't think the poorfags here are up for it
Tying up my tranner and squirting Kong liver spray up her ass then letting my malinois in the room
>>39488642why not just squeeze me until i squeak!!! why do you need to put a weird toy in my butt!!!!!!>>39488655thats like me saying my toy vibrates against my prostate from both sides and has adjustable intensity settings biodicks are obsolete..
I've never used a sex toy but I doubt they can compete with a warm tight tranny butthole
>>39488674Maybe biodicks are obsolete idk>>39488681they can bro lmao toys make you cum so fast they almost feel like a waste of money
Damn I could go for some warm tight tranny butthole right about now
Fleshlights don’t cry when you smack them around during sex
washed my hair yayy gonna dry it in a while
biodicks and bioholes are obsolete thread overeveryone go home and masturbate on their own
>>39488666thats okay ill support chaseranon so he can work hard and get super rich one day... ill network to find him good opportunities
>>39488660Finally the bonus hole
>>39488421thank u c:
>>39488694Thats a fucking negative
fucking machine tranny + stroker chaser never having sex with each other because they recognize each others obsolescence
lunacid tears of the moon released...
>>39488729omg really okay bye chasers see everyone in an hour
>>39488691I doubt it. Have you ever tried one? A tranny butthole
Coming up with increasingly eccentric and unhinged things to do during sex to keep my holes from becoming obsolete
multiorgasmic tranny purchases fucking machine + stroker, immediately enlightened. understands the obsolescence of the worthless “chaser”
>>39488732I miss you already
>>39488619i want to be inside you (you know who i am <3 )
I want to go buy some fresh flowers i like having them around
>>39488752yeah lmao. the truth is that sex toys for men is a weird masculinity thing. people think they're for virgins and losers. if they didn't have the stigma around them we'd all admit that a good stroker feels better than a pussy or an asshole. maybe only if you warm up the toy first. women don't sit around arguing with their girlfriends when they say their favorite sex toy makes them cum harder than dick. there's more to sex than the hole, and all that stuff makes sex better than a toy, but the artificial hole itself feels better than the real one. check out some reviews and buy one yourself
Bringing my tranner flowers often just because
flower (((merchants))) don't want you to know you can just grow your own....
>>39488793I don't think I need one because I have a very sensitive dick. Sex and even masturbation feels intense for me
>>39488801that's cute do it!
im obsolete… all i am is a warm hole……
>>39488810I just need a tranner now and I'll start doing it
>>39488805I have plants around but a cute bouquet is nice too
>>39488807i'll give you that one desu. cumming in the toy can be too much, but i don't have that problem with real women. in that case, you really might not enjoy using one
>>39488824no it's not, a bouquet is a hogtie of flower death. I hate them
>>39488732im missing you a lot
>>39488831lmao I just like them they're pretty :p
>>39488831Whats a nice gift that could replace flowers. By replace I mean the same price range and the same symbolism
>>39488843Thirty burritos
>>39488843cum in her ass or mouth
>>39488833good!! the most important part in a new relationship is giving them time to miss you. everyone knows that>>39488843a box of chocolates is the obvious thing that comes to mind... or maybe there's some lower-end jewelry options? or you could go for thirty burritos
>>39488848I look like this and I don't this. I miss snurly :(
>>39488842I find flowers pretty, but I can just look at them in nature or in my lil yardthey deserve to livethem withering in my room is cruel, they deserve to slowly die in the world, not overnight indoors>>39488843chocolates, I always crave chocolates......
N3WT7HR3AD>>39488846>>39488846>>39488846
>>39488866yea i have to admit the actual plants are better. I like when they bloom
>>39488860i thought the most important part was smooching you till you melted on my lips? hehe
>>39488848Literally me
