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let’s keep this one free of darkbutt mutts
Every time I quit sugar I crave it unbearable bad, it's pissing me off
Gayly scranning some chicken tackos rn boodies
>>39494903I'm the opposite, the TOPposite you might say. I quit processed sugars and now they make me nauseous. Cut out all processed foods, that's the key to losing your mutt handles
All bottoms should wear sexy panties for me too
What the hell is Kikurage anyway
any other gym people here?what is your favorite lift?I like curling
kai...
so so soooo fucking sick and tired of that damn anxiety song
>>39494934bottoms belong in bikini briefs
>>39494921This doesn't work for me
>>39494957i tried wearing those but they're too baggy in the front
>>39494957This is acceptable. Unless they have a big bunda like shizzler then she belongs in sissy panties
>>39494961You have to get pissed off at sugar. Hate it like it's your enemy. Then you will not want it. Realize it stands in the way of your goals, and then hate it.
I want to eat so much cake and cereal until I feel full in a sugar coma>>39494985Cutting out completely makes me binge eventually
>>39494995Learn healthy desserts, replacing processed sugar with honey, yogurt, fruits, once you get started you see how easy it is to cut out store bought junk or bakery goods.
>>39494949are you that jomon bull from /int/?
>>39495024isn't he like 5 foot 7?
>>39494884>>39494882Do cardio
>>39495037I dunno, I only remember his posts wanting to wrestle white males for dominance
>>39494963ultimately it doesn't matter, lots of guys look good in different underwear but tighter is always better if it shows off your butt and bulge nicely and still feels comfortable to wear
I'm sick of brown people, there I said it.
>>39495011I have done this, it doesn't helpLiterally nothing helps the craving stopThank you for trying
>>39495091You little bitch. You will NOT eat a donut or a pie on my watch.
Bottoms who know their worth are diamonds.
Short-bros, is this REALLY how tall people see the world? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foNEkinS3vw
>>39495086i think you're just sick of certain aspects that some brown people display but you love most brown people :)
>>39495066based unicorn asian top
>>39495124I hate them. They're always sex pests who fetishize white people. I wish they didn't live here.
https://youtu.be/JhVjfvDXDlI?si=duEg0JOnTkq5r1AQ
>>39495161>they fetishize white peopleYou say that as if that's a bad thing...
I love brown people (except Indians) !!!
delta do u like this phenotype?
>>39495175that looks yummy but what does it taste like? tiramisu?
>>39495237Nope lol
>>39495161I fetishize white guys but I'm white
>come to bed with me, babyWhat do you do, /gaygen/?
Fresh donuts
>>39495244really? i saw the marscarpone and instant coffee and that's why tiramisu came to mind i think i would change the recipe, replace the oats with puffed rice
>>39495074fair enough! i love it when guys wear boxers, there's just something sexy about them idk why
Tops need help with they homework.
>>39495257Nein jager! Put that donut down now
>>39495326I want all of them
>>39495301Literally me.
>>39495041how do i get myself in the mood for cardio?I find weight training too much fun
>>39495332You better not or I'll make you burn the cals through stress spankings
>>39495250i would meow and curl up between his legs and fall asleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2DTROC4JCI
>>39495250I immediately go and plant my face on that happy trail of his
>>39495337You just get up and go for running, it’s that simple
I want cakes more then donutsvI almost drooling
>>39495379you want food more than your bf
should I find a goon discord server to cam whore on?I miss cumming with built fat uncut bears
>>39495414dependswhat do you look like
>>39495416>>39494949
>>39495337DO NOT do cardio at your weight. Especially not running. All you will do is increase cortisol and in all likelihood make losing weight harder because you will burn yourself out. Just dial in your diet and lose the weight slowly. If you're willing to be a little risky keto is THE solution for weight loss (but it's not healthy long term imo). Also caffeine abuse lol.
Twink food baby
https://www.reddit.com/r/rs_x/comments/1jyl9ph/do_gay_incels_exist/
how do i find a hot guy to tie me up, guys on grindr don't know what they're doing and i don't want to have to babysit a guy learning how to tie me up i want him to know what he's doing better than i do
>>39495492step 1 be 11/10
>>39495379I can see why, its quite delicious. Especially chocolate devil's food cake when topped with juicy berries and drizzled with cocoa sauce. The rich, moist fudge filled pastry is a great vehicle for that creamy sweet icing.
>>39495466This could be Delta
>>39495520Not a big fan of chocolate cake, nice try>>39495399Bad thing to say
Good evening!!How are you doing?
>>39495520Omg that looks good
>>39495584thinking about finding a goon server to fap with uncut bears on web cam :3
>>39495592Oh haha well good luck on your search!
>>39495584Really irritated because i fucking want sugar very bad but on a diet, i want to devouring much cake/donuts without a care, you?
pietro won
>>39495466I go to local bars. I have to reject (or realize after that I'm rejecting) women AFTER I tell them I'm gay. How do straight incels exist? Also fuck women for making me ask if they have a place to sleep in (apparently not a genuine question for them!).
*glug glug glug*
>>39495631Hi rodney
>>39495592>thinking about finding a goon server >to fap with uncut bears on web camWhat's that like?
>>39495646heaven
>>39495501uhhh idk i don't think i can
>>39495645hi :3how u doin'?
I'm a white-passing brownoid you'd only know if you saw my cock color
>>39495607Oh I know what you mean! That's good that you show determination though! I believe you can lose weight if you really want to!I had a nice day having dinner with my mom and dad at Olive Garden. It was fun. ^-^
Fucking shit now my grief has returned.
>>39495674Fine, do you prefer tea or coffee?
>>39495688I am losing 5-6lbs a month currently That is very nice about the family
maaeeow! ;3 feelin kinda funny hehe. oooh
im bitchim cunt
>>39495631chugging cum all by your lonesome again?
i want to pin down a top and make him my bottom
I found a neat looking recipe for a triple cream cheese. I'm sure it's excellent on a bagel, but a cheesecake might just be so decedent it's naughty...
don't forget to use protection, slut
For many, a tasty moist cake with cool blueberry pie filling and topped with fluffy whipped cream and sweet toasted coconut is a favorite.
>>39495726tea and herbal infusions :3>>39495768i was drinking a smoothie :3
>>39495250i am NOT going to be infantilised
>>39495842Would
grr, i just wanna strangle a faggot
>>39495896I really like a lot of sprinkles though
>>39495902lol
i HATE coconut flakes
odds be straightevens be gayrepeating numbers stay the course
>>39495607If your body wants carbs you should listen to it, just don't eat pastries. Have some orange juice/fruit/honey. You probably won't even break your deficit. Trust me you will feel much better.
time to make this straightgen i guess
>>39495856Do you ever put milk in your tea? Been doing this lately with chamomile and it's amazing, especially with some honey.
do you ever put cock in your ass?
>>39495997no
>>39496018oh. wellwhy not
>>39495960love fat black asses (male)
>>39495951It has not helpedWhen I not can sleep I crave sugar or pizza badly, or I grieve heavily
>>39495982only on english breakfast :3i haven't tried it on camomile :0i have some teabags of camomile, honey and vanilla infusion, i should try it with that :3
>>39495919Looks lush luv
>>39495960Finally, dong Elitist posts pic!
>>39495929need this for my birthday sis
>>39495842
>>39496060hemorrhoids
>>39495960Disc?
Name a better album than this go
>>39495750Wow, I'm glad you're making progress!And thank you very much!>>39495842:o That looks delicious!
Thoughts on tiramisu?
I have beard burn on my asshole
>>39496275I'm going to WAY out on a limb here, and say it tastes good!
>>39496060That would be gay.
>>39496060don’t think i’d like it
>>39495781I like when guys are vulnerable and suddenly feel less masculine. Like if we were both in bed naked and I reached over and stuck my finger in his belly button and rubbed it
>Another guy I think is cute is alread dead.Ah, yes. Of course... Must be a day that ends in "Y."
Your throat is mine.
A singer in a smokey roomA smell of wine and cheap perfumeFor a smile they can share the nightIt goes on and on and on and on
I went to a hockey game and got drunk and I thought there was going to be a party afterwards but there was no party and now I am drunk for no reason. Wat do?https://youtube.com/watch?v=g_QtO0Rhp0w
>>39496282Omg I think so too! :D
I need some booty
>>39496492Who'd you see play?
>>39496537The Flames and the Sharks! It was pretty fun. The Flames are my favourite team but I don’t get to see them often because I live in a different province.
>>39496555Oh sick man, the sharks are my local team. So how badly did the sharks lose lol? That's usually the case.
>>394965595-2 was the final score but there was an empty-netter. It was close for most of the game but the Flames were better at the end. The Sharks suck now but they should have a good chance of getting better soon. They have some good young players.
>>39496559fuck you you sj faggot
I hope you're keeping cozy ^-^
>>39496603I’m very cozy Marina I have an electric blanket to keep me warm because I’m in the coldest basement in the entire universe. Are you cozy?
>>39496618Aww nice! Electric blankets are the coziest for even the coldest places.I am okay cozy but I will be getting into bed soon and get cozier.Why are you in a cold basement though?
>>39496672I’m just staying at somebody’s house. It’s a nice place but the basement is very cold.
>>39496603https://youtu.be/3RONUVzHApk
>>39496681Oh okay. Are you visiting friends?>>39496692What's going on? D:
I wonder if China is a real place. I guess it could be. I never saw it though. Would explain all those Chinese people. But people fib a lot too. They used to say tomatoes are poisonous. Makes you question the whole dinosaur story. Giant lizards? Really? A billion people living off rice? You just never really know.
Sometimes searching my name pays off. This is what barely legal meat is supposed to taste like >>39486716
>>39494969shut the fuck up
>>39496738Yeah I’m visiting some friends and family>>39496745I know somebody who went to China but maybe they’re a spy lying to me
^
i want him
>>39496786That sounds nice! I hope you enjoy your time with them. Sorry about the cold basement, though!
>>39496816message him beeb
The ad at the bottom of the page is kinda lewd
>>39496825he's in new york
>>39496799trvke
His face is too fem for facial hair.
>>39496830I'll message him for you
>>39496827nigga you used to post your spread ass on here don’t play innocent
>>39496833Plus he has that weird zoomer face that looks like a combination Pizza of every racial facial feature put together on the same face
>>39496833asian =/= fem
>>39496840i wish shizzler did, pffft hmppph
>>39496820Yeah it’s all good!
zoomers really be looking like Chinese mexican mulatto European arabs out here famb
>>39496851hes just wasiantino
>>39496843He'd look better without the stache sis. You know it.
>>39496863the stache and hair and body hair is like the whole look that's attracting me
>>39496860this what no dick do to a nigga, he be getting crushes on Mr Potatohead. Grass, now.
>>39496872he just awakens ancient mongol trauma idk what to tell you
>>39496882LOL
dating asians isn't even gay cos they are so fem
>>39496882Just longing for Ghengis Dong
>>39496892yes exactlyyy
>>39496848^u^
Morning fags>>39496816>24He looks soo old for 24! Pretty tho
>>39496946Good morning, Anon! How are you feeling today?
>>39496844why
>>39496946yes love thats how mustaches work
shiza’s butthole is uncommonly wrinkly
Feet
>>39496963it's an appropriate amount of wrinkly
The main problem with buttholes really is the shitting when you really think about it
Shizas butt has its own zip code
>>39496998you should zip it
navel
>>39496989that’s why when i’m in charge we’re gonna have bottoms with no digestive tracts they will absorb all the nutrients they need from cum
>>39497023You envision a strange future anon
leg
>>39497043it’s gonna look like a butthole on the outside but inside it’s gonna be like a coochie
and there might be a tongue in it gonna need to prototype it first
finally some peace and quiet
I’m gonna play the hard game.I’m gonna stop talking about shiza completely. Within a month she’ll be begging me to reply.
>>39496950Good! Just omw to work. You?>>39496954I think its less cuz its a mustache and more because its one of those nosferatu mustaches
>>39497077She'll be too busy riding this deek to care
>>39497078>one of those nosferatu mustachesits a cossack mustache retard
I’ve always wanted to do a moustache. Maybe I’ll go for it this summer. Moustache summer.
>growing stache now that i know it's shizzlers weakness
now to practice squinting my eyes so i can look chinky enough to captivate her bwassy
I went on the worst boring adventure with some heterosexuals that came to my bar, I got a haircut from the male a few weeks ago. Couple of nine years both with kids from other partners. But you know what? I fell in love with them all the same. Theres something about being straight and tied down that being homosexual just cannot breach. Anyways, ciao.
uh oh gaybros... >>39496590
>>39497178I’m so glad I had the best sex of my life instead of carving out my genitals and typinyg messages in discord
I was horney and stressed about starting a new job tomorrow so I said yes to a "daddy" who said just wanted to eat my ass and while i was on the way he messaged me a few times to see if i was still coming which i couldnt respond to in time because the burning pile of dogshit aka grindr decided to show a minute-long unskippable ad. And then when I got there he's already got me naked when he says someone else is joining because he thought I wasn't coming and asked if it was ok. So I paniced for a solid minute thinking uh oh, his buddy is coming to overpower and rape me together or worse, which was also kinda hot in a way because of the adrenaline dump. And then the other guy shows up and thankfully it's another young man eager to get his hole ate just like me. Now I'm feeling incredibly awkward for some reason, feeling like I didnt mentally prepare for a threesome nor did I have time to really process it.During the threesome I felt like the host was not distributing his ass-eating time equally between the two of us and it made me feel bad for my colleague. Also he was making the other guy suck my cock and I felt like he didn't really want to but went with it anyway. I couldn't cum because it was all a bit too overstimulating. He had crazy good technique btw, I didn't realize the extent to which one could truly enjoy eating and chewing ass. He tried really hard to make me cum but I couldn't. The other bottom also couldn't finish, I think.So now I'm trying to figure out how I feel about thr whole experience but I can't really tell if it was enjoyable or not.Also before you call me a slut you need to realize that my butt virtue is still intact and this was a one-time hiccup in my almost 30 year streak of celibacy and I didn't even jizz so it can't count as real coitus.Thanks for reading my blog post
>>39497113nuh uh nosferatu has it
I grabbed myself another beer. Here a popular beer-drinking song of Newfoundlanders. https://youtube.com/watch?v=mlimZYGsT-o
>eating a strangers ass from grindr Yikes
>>39497078I'm glad to hear that! I hope you have an easygoing day at work. I'm just feeling a little sleepy and getting ready for bed. ʕ ꈍᴥꈍʔ>>39497113I shaved my facial hair into a moustache but I look like Freddie Mercury haha.
>>39497224I've never seen you with any facial hair
>>39497230That's because I shave it off <.<
>>39497201nosferatu has a cossack mustache in this one movie, there is no nosferatu mustache, you bimbo
>>39497242ah ok lol
Really wanna see Marina in a mustache now
>>39497260>in a mustachePost hand luv
>>39497260Noooo I look silly hahaha
>>39497266You look like trans Mario with a mustache bab
so many tasty littles on grindr rn, could have a new one every day of the week
>>39497270It's a me, Marina hehe
>>39497263>:(
i am nothing
I am the foot molestor
sleepy (─.─||)
Just found a great track.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtJzr1Wcy_s
>Peter Thiel has two children, a daughter born in 2019 and a son born in 2021.Wtf
>>39497283Marinio i needa u ta tickle my cocka wit ur mustash luv
>>39497377who was the father?
>>39497377still no word on the very suspicious circumstances his "boyfriend" died underhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11926699/Peter-Thiels-model-boyfriend-died-WEEKS-NYE-showdown-billionaire-husband.html
>>39497407Matt Danzeisen is uglier, thiel was down bad when he married with him
>>39497407>Danzeisen, 56, was enraged that Thomas was among the attendees and started a verbal confrontation with Thiel that took place in front of a roomful of guests, witnesses say.>Sources told DailyMail.com that the romance between the 55-year-old Thiel and the 35-year-old Thomas – 20 years his junior – was an 'open secret’ in elite gay circles, particularly in Los Angeles. >Thomas knew that Thiel was married, but whether or not Danzeisen was aware of Thiel’s relationship with Thomas is uncertain.lmao
>>39497381Hahaha stoooop
>>39497407rich evil gays luv
>>39497451Or just chillin' n' grillin.' Well, the ones that aren't also sex pests.
>>39495611this was my initial thought lol
>>39495842chantilly cake without the strawberries basically
>>39497459there are no ethical people in upper echelons of finance, you can only be elevated if youre unethical and perverted, its a private club based on the threat of mutual destruction
another thoughtful post ignored, not good
Eggs :)
>>39497477I learned this watching fallout on Amazon
>>39497477Depends on what you mean by "ethical." Either way, if you're competent, it's the best place to be because the only consideration is results.
all the clues are there regarding everything. That’s my problem. everyone is willfully ignorant and I just can’t abide by that. Disney ass Debbie homosexuals. Fuck that.
>>39497481i feel more grounded when I hang out with straight bros
>>39497491i learned it from epstein lol
>>39497477doesn't your dad work in finance?
>>39497499yeah, there’s this unabashed honesty and sincerity like they’re not afraid to be stupid and happy. Meanwhile faggots put up a million facades and barriers to try and protect themselves or stand for something and we all end up miserable.
>>39497481Wtf i love straight ppl now
>>39497506Maybe we should just run the world while having the straights tied up and used like baby factories? Honestly, probably less of an annoyance that way.
>>39497503no, where did you get that from lol, those champagne socialist memes about me have spun out i see lmao
>>39497506i feel like i'm always in a den of thieves when i'm around gaysi can see why so many guys become loner gays as they get older you can only take so much immorality before your soul starts to feel crushed by the weight of your decisions
I'M GONNA CUM!
>>39497507the girl didn’t have her id and kept having to use the bathroom and the 2nd and third place we went closed after 1am or wouldn’t accept a phone ID picture but I was vibing with them just driving around and taking shots from the bottle in the car. I would pound her man out but it’s not about that. There was a beautiful three way mutual respect. She’s three kids in and killing it and they had a firearm. I love self defense.
is he the most magical, majestical, awe inspiring boy-genius ever chat?
>>39497521Gross! Put that away.
>>39497523He’s hot but his music sucks
>>39497523hes the first successful male to wasian lisa rina transition
>>39497522Lol sounds like a very exciting night out. If they ask you to a threesome, would you?
>>39497511The only things were good at are giving pop music direction and pornography. In the least homophobic way possible, I’m entirely over being gay. I’ll never find my dream guy. It’s over!>>39497517You just give up on making that connection.
>>39497528I'm sorry, you're going to have to post something musical to make such a patently absurd claim. It's taken me years to be able to play Playing God, he is a f*cking genius. >>39497529LMAO even cheeza knows
Not post some generic slut pop made by some sow with a cow anus vagina, subhuman
>>39497530no I could never touch pussy but I would risk it all and ruin their relationship next time he cuts my hair.
>>39497542Such a gold star, luv. This guy is your barber, or cuts your hair in his spare time?
get your dicks out right NowNow now now now
>>39497537Technical =/= goodSomething can be hard to play and still sound like shitand something can be easy to play and still sound great
where did cheeza come from anyhow who coined that
>>39497546I overpaid him for the location a few weeks ago and we were vibing. They’re a couple doors down from my bar and I ran into them a second time after he said he’d take her there post haircut. Tonight didn’t pan out but I wanna go to some straight clubs with them and get weird.
zoloft time om nom
>>39497535Be the dream guy you wish you could be. Also, crush your opponents ruthlessly--unless you encounter another. Then just negotiate objectives. Symbiotic duo-homos is hard strat to beat.
>>39497551You know nothing swine. Go wear a dress and jerk off to cardi b idiot
is there a pill i can take to make me smarter?
>>39497552I coined it, because thy skin reminds me of the freshest cheese i want to nibble on forever.
>>39497566I am and have been that guy for like two years except for superficial details. All my past contacts and every guy that approaches me ain’t it. I almost sent my bi fwb from last year a dick pic because no one has impressed me like him since. Mother fucker.
>>39497583not very appetizing
>>39497557Are you trying to flip him maybe?
>>39497552it's what they call japanese cheese crackers (similar to cheez-its but much better tasting), i had them once
>>39497587Best I could do. Breeza because i want to waft your scent?
>>39497584So whats the power position?
>>39497576All I’m saying is I’d rather have Tim in drag sucking my dick than ever listen to one of his songs again
Idk you but if a 9.3/10 wanted to nibble on my skin forever, I'd be flattered.
>>39497592lol i love how obsessed with cheese they are even though they cant digest it
>>39497601lol snatch sisma's wig
hot gays are still... le unhappy?
>>39497597Fuck off bimbo. You don't get to troon in gaygen and then take it back and pretend you're not a troonard. And post you playing something that's better than Tim. I'm waiting.
>>39497599>9.3/10come on now chile
I AFKED IN THE MISSION AND GOT KILLED ARRHGHGHR
>>39497606You’re such a fanboy it’s ridiculous. You can’t even stand me saying Polyphia sucks. You could insult any of my favorite bands and I wouldn’t give a shit because I know music is subjective.
>>39497588No I’m not actively trying but if he wanted to kiss and touch while she wasn’t present I’d run with it.>>39497596You mean how to win Dan’s heart? You have to not care about anything and be good at kissing. Bi fwb still had political leanings but we were just fuckin like every night for 5 months and he could carry a conversation when I was crashing out. Also he’d get on top of me and demand sex and put pills in my mouth.
>>39494903that's your candida controlling you
>>394976109.25 that's as low as i go, and strictly on a bad hair day and when my breath smells like tacos>>39497617That's not it retard, and you're changing the argument now like a girl would. Just take hrt and admit you're a weak bitch with sub-100 IQ who doesn't understand complex music.
big gay cock
>>39497471*cries*
>>39497605when the finna is gag
>>39497628this is reminding me of when my ex ate things i find icky and then i didnt wanna kiss him even if he washed his teeth
>>39497621That doesn't exactly sound healthy... I mean, I'd be into it if I were IRA or something, or if the christcucks were being dealt with, finally.
>>39497628Look what do you want me to say? I already said earlier that technical doesn’t mean good. Do you want me to say that Tim's playing is very technical? I’ll easily admit yeah it is very technical. Is it anything I’d ever actually want to listen to? No lol
>>39497642ye but you allergic to flavor gurl, you find white rice to be too spicy
>>39497647No. I want you to say that you don't understand technical music because you're an idiot. Or, name some technical complex musicians or songs that you do understand. Otherwise I'm going to write you off as a bimbo
>>39497649i can eat spicy if its flavorful i just dont like things that are spicy for spiciness sake + i love vodka and vodka is spicy
not following the conversation at all tbdesu
i lowkey hate food i wish i could just eat nonspecific crunchy balls all my life and be fine and healthy
>>39497658vodka isn't spicy >though
>>39497667it burns your throat, its basically the same thing
>>39497646It wasn’t healthy and that’s just it. Caring about concepts and philosophies is actually more unhealthy than just raw undiscriminated sex. Imagine letting things you will never change or impact impede on your interpersonal relationships. That plus I can tell from like 10 seconds of exchange that someone will pan out that way or is just ultra boring.
>>39497654>if you don’t like technical music you’re dumbLMAO
>>39497658LMAO i can't with youse
>>39497678what did i say...
>>39497666Polish food is fucking good though
>>39497671So would bleach but it doesn't make it spicy
>>39497684youre ginger
>>39497677Average IQ in Brazil is monke. Go get drunk and play your frying pan drums retarda
>>39497680You funny, that's all in a good way
>>39497691i see
>>39497688>my music has lots of notes and chords in it so it’s good!
Igor, the only Brazilian man I slept with loved biting my lower lip. Three years later and he’s still single despite having a medical degree. It all returns to nothing.
>>39497687Good observation
>>39495466>I actually know one. Lives in a rural town and refuses to use any kind of dating or hookup app besides anonymous gay chatrooms (but doesn’t meet up with anyone from there). >Dreams of finding his perfect match while shopping as that’s the only time he leaves his house. This could describe SO many people here...
>>39497693What your problem with red hairs you targaryen ho?
>>39497710just don't like em, simple as
Does virginity grow back?
ok I have to be up in 6 hours thanks everyone for helping me to ponder especially dark eye dark beard Idanon who presumably has a fat ass and cock mostly Idanon. Thank you.
>>39497695You wouldn't get it monk, go record yourself shooting your pistola at the moon.
>>39497752>>39497752>>39497752
>>39497740>you just don’t get it man, so what if this song sounds like shit? It’s hard to play so it’s good!
>>39497758Go clang on a coconut tree with some bananas joao
