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qott: weed these days but when i was smoking ciggies they were marlboro reds
>>42064527i smoked a mcdouble today
pcp
>>42064527im mixing pot with pipe tobacco and rolling spliffs
penises
Ah, blow out the blunt smokeSound of the shotgunI wanted smoke so I went out and I got someLive in dog years and I feel twenty-sixYeah, I'm old bitch but I learn new tricksBetter learn quick or end up like green bricksYou say you smoke real trees, they look like little sticksWe don't smoke trees, we smoke tree sized dicks
>>42064527this is a lovely picture, good choice OP :)
>>42064527>qotttar
kratom 'moder
i stopped eating meat
and how do you feel l
is neetadopter chill
kf datafarmers arent chill no
i suffer as a twinkhon>>42064527used to smoke kreteks
>>42065100kf got me pinned they ve been dming my insta it’s so weird
>>42065101/mtfg/ is that way
>>42065144>hur dur fakemodershut the fuck up
a hit dog will holler
apparently someone asked about me and now i cant stop fantasising abt him even though he didnt mean it like that
>>42065019she may be dead now!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=j5apjeTDu3g&t=29s
>>42065019i think neetadopter is only chill with cheating on her wife
>>42065100I wouldn't put it against farmers to spend hundreds of dollars to "own" the weirdos
>>42065226slut
>>42065019what makes you ask
I'm so lonely. dubs and I mix painkillers and vodka
it's over for you
>>42065344goodbye
is it true trans people are more likely to get pat downs during airport screenings?I'm scared to go travel now I'm afraid of being touched by some strangers
>>42065332she seems nice enough and people see to talk to her outside the thread so i was curious.
I hate men and the world they created
>nice enoughneetadopter wife: this place is destroying my relationshiplmao
>>42065377yes
>>42065451how likely that it will happen
>>42065465it only happens if you pass. when you walk through a scanner the TSA drone will either press the male button or the female button. if they press the female button the scanner will automatically flag your dick and balls as an anomoly.
>>42065407do we know that was actually neetadopters wife?
>>42064527>qott:right now I have a bomb pop Mr vapor epic and I think it'll be my last vape for a while as my roommate who would buy for me moved out. I also have like a gram of papaya live rosin that I'll be smoking on today so that's nice.
>>42065527neetadopter can come confirm if it was or not since i'm almost certain she browses mmg 24/7
>>42065386I'm here! I like to think I'm chill. I haven't talked to that many people here outside of the thread. what's up
my hrt is like 3 months old i hope i'm not hondosing myself
>>42065589>>42065618three minutes... embarrassing...
>>42065618nothing much really im just curious about the type of trans woman who browses mmg and doesn't regard moders with scorn. its nice but also im wary of people in general so idk if thats real nice or mockery nice.
>>42065655if its a three month old unopened vial its fine. if it was opened and youve been using it for three months just make sure it doesnt look cloudy or have particulate floating in it. i use my vials for like ~2 months at a time
>>42065505wont breasts on male setting also trigger it?
>>42065685i've been using it for 3 months and it looks finei think it's still clear but i'm bad at telling clear vs tinted in my lighting>i use my vials for like ~2 months at a timei want to use it for at least a year or more
>>42065697you think breasts on a fat man is an anomaly?
>>42065722im skinny
>>42065700>i want to use it for at least a year or moreyou shouldnt do that. but also wouldnt you run out of liquid? how big is the vial, whats the concentration, and what are you dosing yourself at?
for next tummy tuesday I want to see people doing that dog submission pose where they hold their paws up and roll on their back
>>42065697oh shit yeah i forgot most of you actually grew boobs on hrt
I wish she liked me :/
>>42065743>you shouldnt do that.i'm scared of getting more hrt it's scary40mg/ml 10ml and i try to take .13 ml a week
>>42065744what if I do the kitty display of trust pose that's basically the same thing?
>>42065671I don't regard like 99.9% of trans women with scorn to be fair. I just like hanging out here because it's fun to talk to you. I don't have that many friends and a lot of them are busy during the day. I'm the only person I know who works remotely so I'm at my computer most of the time
>>42065744you are NOT gonna like it when i do this
>>42065767even better, yeah
>>42065774am I the 0.01%
ong i need to see a truemoder's fat hairy beergut on tummy tuesday fr fr
>>42065765are you diy rn? buy more at once so you can keep the unopened vials longer and not have to rely a single multi month old vial. what if bacteria start growing in it next month? would you have to stop hrt and wait for an order to come in? if so thats bad logistics anon :/
>>42065780should I be scared
>>42065744I'll do it for 100$ put on my cowkini too
>>42065791>acknowledging inherent feline supremacy over d*gshell yeah anon, you get it!
>doing cardio because ashamed of beer gut;- ; it was just a couple of heinekens.
>>42065809>are you diy rn?yes>buy more at once so you can keep the unopened vials longer and not have to rely a single multi month old vial. i have 2 backups and want to always have at least 1 backup but i'm scared as hell to order more>what if bacteria start growing in it next month?how would i tell and how would i fuck up so this happens
>>42065817if you own a cowkini but you're not big and fat and round, that's cultural appropriation
>>42065802probably not
>>42065774but why mmg and not like mtfg or chasergen? im glad you dont hate us for being the way we are. also hell yeah i work hybrid so most of the week i can work remote buy i wish i could be full time remote that sounds really nice desu.
>>42065802yes! I'm the real neetadopter and I hate your guts specifically!!
>>42065839180lbs/5'8 is fat
>>42065817omg another cowkini enjoyerim not the only one.>>42065839best i can do is skinnyfat
>>42065850I don't know. I don't like chasers, the people in chasergen creep me out a little. mtfg gave me weird vibes. I just ended up here and it seemed like there were a lot of likeminded people here (trans women who are struggling with self-image / struggling to pass).what industry do you work in?
>>42065834>how would i tell and how would i fuck up so this happenstbhon idk. im just noided that my vials start getting contaminated after a few months but i also have 5ml @ 20mg/ml so im also closer to running out by then anyway. glad to know you have back ups if your current vial starts looking sus :)
>>42065869I can accept these numbers>>42065879cows are GIRLS! your moid fat distribution body DOESN'T COUNT!
>>42065869I'm about this size and I confirm I am fat and round like a ball
>>42065886small-midsize software company what about you?
most of my fat are in my thighs, ass and hips though, my tummy isn't that big..
>>42065904>thinking neetadopter has a job and doesn't just leech from her wife's card
my lips are so pretty
>>42065904same actually lol. it's ok but the work is pretty boring / difficult>>42065912my wife's cards are funded from my bank account, thank you very much
>>42065589>ignores youok so that was her actual wife lol
>>42065933>my wife's cards are funded from my bank accountnvm that's based sorry for being mean
>>42065930what's on them?
>>42065894>cows are GIRLS! your moid fat distribution body DOESN'T COUNT!blah blah blah blah dont care will still wear it
>>42065933>the work is pretty boring / difficultlmao same. sometimes not exactly difficult but frustrating and makes me wanna kill myself.
>>42065949whaa.. i just use gloss sometimes
>>42065957one day I'll have all the power I deserve and creatures like you will be boiled alive...
>>42065965I feel that...I'm just so bored desuwa...it's all AI this and AI that, building AI products is lame as fuck.on top of that most of my coworkers seem genuinely motivated and fulfilled by just seeing company profits go up. that is something I DO NOT GET. I should really just quit.are you a programmer too?
>>42065997just eat a mcdouble a chill out
I don't smoke anything anymore, used to smoke either Camel or Marlboro, still smoke one fag once in a while when I feel super stressed tho
>>42064527I used to smoke almost purely to look cool when I was younger. dodged nicotine addiction (I guess from infrequent-enough use?) and gave it up when I was like 22ish. smoking is bad mmmkay
>>42066009yeah mostly ts webslop. i have yet to try out letting ai loose on my project because im worried it will wreck it but idk seems to be where i will end up eventually. my coworkers and i are all in a group chat where we bitch and moan about never seeing the fruit of our labor. but at least they get to work on more interesting problems imo.
>>42065934at first I didn't think it was funny but now I do because she was summoned in minutes and is only ignoring one person
when they said cowgirl they didn't mean furry bullshit or fatties. they mean the chick riding dick on top.
>>42065377they make you take off hoodies and over shirts too ;-;
>>42066016the skinnyfat moder was the mcdouble poster all along???
>>42065888>that my vials start getting contaminated after a few monthsapparently this usually is when the fluid is extremely discolored>5ml @ 20mg/mlalso diy right?pharma vials are much lower concentration because they're only meant for a month or twoand it's easier to actually get accurate concentrations that wayidk i feel like i don't have enough backups and i'm fucking up my hrtif ogl shuts down i'm screwed
>>42065685only 2 months? is it bad mine last like almost a year
>>42066094no, idk what the fuck these idiots are talking about. most diy vials should last ~1yr of weekly use. and they'll be fine stored for 3-5.
>>42066080this has to be illegal>>42066085im sorry you had to learn it this was..Im also one other poster but I wont say which one
>>42066066oh I see, yeah I have to do typescript stuff sometimes as well. AI is like, mandated at my company right now and to be quite honest throwing claude at random bullshit that would take me a long time is more or less ok.as long as you use git and actually review stuff (obviously) it's not like it can totally wreck shitare you mostly frontend? I really miss frontend. I want to build interfaces again>>42065934>>42066068sorry, yeah it was her, but we're fine. we've been married for over 4 years and our relationship is quite good. I'm not cheating on her or whatever people have been saying
>>42066087>also diy right?no actually thats what i pick up at the pharmacy though they say to only use it for one month i think its more to cover their ass than anything else. >idk i feel like i don't have enough backups andi would say 20mls of estro is a good enough buffer, but i also dont have much experience here so sorry anon. >and im fucking up my hrtthe only thing i would ask is what kind of e and how often ~5mg is fine i think for a 5 day schedule.
>>42066080they don't do this to me. I think it's because I have precheck. I have, however, been asked to take off coats and shit, but that's it
>>42066121>sorry, yeah it was her, but we're fine.- man who's about to be served divorce papers
>>42066121>are you mostly frontendyea>I really miss frontend. I want to build interfaces againi hate it. it feels like im not doing real programming(tm) but thats probably just brainworms tbhon. are you server-side then?
i got bored smoking weed so i have returned to dabs
>>42065377yeah if you go through the sex-ray machine and your genitals don't match what it says on your documents they will full on grope you
if your wife is publicly airing dirty laundry on 4chan, you might be a divorcee
it's mcover...
sowwy for spamming when i was high tm it won’t happen again >t. tomsizemoremoder
>>42066115fine im sorry for being an IDIOT and spreading MISINFORMATION about hrt
>>42065377your hrtits will always get flagged as abnormal in the scanner
please no loud noises in mmg, it will scare the mmoders..>>42066171if I refuse do I get on no-fly list?
>>42066115on all my estradiol valerate the pharmacist has started writing "discard one month after opening." you're saying that's bullshit?
>>42066133it hadn’t before but it happened last time to me, the lady called me out and told me the overshirt had to go too. my posture walking back to the bins w my stuff was so hilarious
>>42064527>qottim smoking weed and newport menthols
>>42066135I just bought her lego set 10333 barad-dur though! she can't do this to me!!>>42066140alright let's switch then! lol. I miss making things that people actually see and enjoy (interfaces!!). also if you're using a programming language to make something, you're programming.I'm currently mostly doing stuff with python and SQL, sometimes node.js for some of our products. it makes me want to go outside and scream into the sky sometimes
>>42066179if you refuse to listen to tsa they kill you and dump your body in guatemala
>>42066198shut the fuck up you annoying blogposting bitch! kys!
>>42066188yes. and i think you already figured it out when you said it's to cover their asses. the thicker pharmaceutical grade oil does tend to denature faster than the kinds used in diy vials, but 1 month is insane
>>42066189lol. I guess it depends on if the TSA agent is in a good mood or not, then
>>42066202but assuming not usa airport, like eu for example
>>42066198lmao ok ill ssh into your machine and you can ssh into mine.
>>42066072HAHOOO MOOFFUKKAAAAGOTTA GO THE RUFMORD RAPIST BE OINK'N ON BY AAACKKKK
>>42065377airport workers smile at me sympathetically and then wave me on because im a truemoder with typical male anatomy
>>42066207I'm sorry my queen...I'm so sorry for disturbing your restful saturday...
"i will buy my beloved wife a lego set. this will atone for my paypigging sins. she will forgive me for making the same mistake, over and over, if i just keep buying her stuff."
>>42066229sorry sorry sorry sorry sobs im hungover and going through withdrawals i didnt mean to leash out sorry sorry do you hate me sorry i can do better please respond :(((((
>>42066228im sorry sir but before we send you on your manly we need to grope and knead your tits a little, just until the first moan, okay?
>>42066179idk ive never refused it before
>bought my WIFE a $400 lego setgod i have seen what you've done for others..... is your wife at least a nice person.....
>>42066179yes. just do TSA pre check dummy. then they just make you go through a metal detector
>>42066240I don't hate you! I'm not bothered at all. it's ok :) I hope you feel better, though
>>42066257>TSA pre checkafaik no such thing in euim not yeehaw im gay and european
tsa always makes me show them my tummy
tsa always make me get half hard
>>42066242it’s gyno >:(
tsa always checks my balls to ascertain proper cum volume
>>42066282we just need to check if there is no cocaine there okay? now just close your eyes and bend a little bit.
tsa always gapes me to check for drugs
>>42066265i'm sorry for your loss and the ensuing groping
and then he foh my ass
>>42066304its not funny im really scared of travelling now:(I never got to visit any place I wanted and now I will never be able to
>>42066250my wife is the nicest person I've ever met in my entire life, and I've met a lot of really nice people. she deffo deserves everything I can give her. I believe you will find what you're looking for eventually too>>42066223*beckons you in* 127.0.0.1 come hither darling
im so fat and ugly that they pull me into the side room just to oink at me
>>42066321*cooing* of course hit me up at 192.168.0.2
>>42066311yeah, me too. i literally wouldn't be able to if i hadn't got my new passport in july 2024. it's terrifying. what i'm trying to tell you is, you should do as much research as possible, to make sure there is nothing like pre-check in the EU
>>42066311it really isn't that bad, it's over quick and TSA people probably grope hundreds in a single day, you won't stick out in their heads at all
I always try to be nice to the TSA even though they're usually asshats. I once smiled and said "hey" to one of them when I was going through security and he responded "HAY...is for horses." and I was so rattled by that I didn't know what to say
>my wife is the NICEST PERSON EVER I LOVVVVVEEE EHERE>hey other tranny lets fugg
the solution to this problem is fly out of the us and never come back
>>42066356theyre all WHORES
>>42066344I wouldn't be able to bear it. I would start crying, make a scene ruin everything for my friends tryingt o travel and i would never leave my house againI just cant cant cant bear a stranger touching me in those places>>42066357im not in us...
fuck my faggot truecel life
>>42066363maybe binding would make you less likely to get flagged by the sensor?
The hot gravy container lid popped up and now I have tons of gravy on my pants ;n;
>>42066378I've read online that binders or other clothing that increase the risk of being flagger by the machine..its just too risky
>>42066356this is the part about her i don't get that makes her look malicious lol, like why are you here if your wife loves you so much
>>42066382its cum
neetadopter's wife, i know how you feel.. you let urself become dependent on a pervert. it happens to us all once or twice. when you come to your senses and realize this is the rest of ur life, you can sleep on my couch while you get yourself back on your feet. i will buy you a mcdouble, and even let you have a little bit of my weed
I gave her weed once and she threw up violently :(
>>42065311i’m not even into men ;-; idk what’s happening
i'll never have a wife that is violently sick from a single puff of weed why even fucking live
my wife use to smoke big doinks with me but then she got real sick one time and hasnt since :(
the weed isn't making her puke.the semiglutides are
>>42066462you should secretly give her a thc tincture and then start an argument
>>42066125>no actually thats what i pick up at the pharmacy though they say to only use it for one month i think its more to cover their ass than anything else.i'm too scared to go to a pharmacy but it would make my life a lot easier if i weren't>i would say 20mls of estro is a good enough buffer, but i also dont have much experience here so sorry anon.thats 100 mg give or take tolerancesi'm not knowledgeable on pharma prep maybe low concentrations are easier to get close to the target but if you look at labs of diy i think they're off by 10% and it lowers over time>the only thing i would ask is what kind of e and how often ~5mg is fine i think for a 5 day schedule.EC and 5mg/week5mg/5 days only works for EV
>>42066395she's here too! I'm here because it's fun, we both post in this thread and browse /lgbt/. I don't see my actions as malicious
>>42066399It wouldn't be as embarrassing if it were cum
>>42066472shes not on those>>42066476that would violate her trust and im not doing that to her. plus that sounds fucking awful why would i want to start a fight for literally no reason?
im 32 cis agp guy and ive never had a job or a friend since i was 15. im nihilistic and life seems so bleak. i had made it my purpose a few weeks ago to look like a kpop girl. i need to make money to travel to korea and get a fair amount of surgeries. but it all seems so mentally ill. but i really dont have any other purpose. my mind cant imagine anything else at all.
>>42066496haha gravypants
>>42066440they make a lot of waifish ill-constituted trannies i think this is more realistic than you believe
>get sexually assaulted or be put on the no-listawesome
>>42066506it happens, welcome to the club
>>42066517>get sexually assaulted and then be put on no-fly lists anywaysawesomeburger
>>42066506please tell me you are at least some kind of east asian
>>42066490ok, then let's hear from her and clear this up. what did you mean when u said that this thread is destroying ur relationship?
>>42066506you should get surgeries with people who share your ethnicity
>>42066506are you going to pull an oli london
nta does anyone wants to love unconditionally
nta but does anyone want to make a genuine heartfelt connection rn
>>42066581to be loved* im so retarded I'll let you hit me too
>>42066482its not that bad. i think one of the pharmacy techs is a moder lol she kinda gives me a knowing look and also has smooth pale skin and hesitates a bit when she reads my name. shes chill i like her. the cis people dont even seem to give a fuck desu.
>>42066581too late, i already love you unconditionally
sex is disgusting and love is even worse
it’s impossible over the internet
anything is possible nona...anything...
should I cut
probably don't cut
quints and the world ends tomorrow
>>42066666uhh
>>42066666Fug
>>42066666holy fuck 420 quintuple six
>>42066666Jesus Christ anon, you've just killed us all
>>42066634okay i forgot that my favourite guitar twink found love over the internet so ig maybe it’s true
>>42066666:(can you move it like 4 days? I wan to eat couple of mcdoubles
>>42066666
im unlovable
>>42066697sorry mcdouble anon, maybe there are cosmic mcdonalds out there at the end of everything. see you on the other side
if singles world doesnt end tomorrow and amount of mcodubles in the world doubles
am i fucking anything up long term if i do 4mg/5days of EV (subq)? i feel fine whenever i don't fuck the injection up but i'm still a little worried about long term effects
>>42066563no im kinda trolling but going for veryyoung+kawaii look if possible>>42066549ive seen results from kr surgeons and they're 10/10, westerners are too low iq>>42066533see first reply>>42066526whats your story, something similar? im legit a chuddy cis guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcNbAQNk7y4
>>42066770>whats your storyagp guy made it into my late 20s before the tranny thoughts got too loud to ignore so i ended up trooning. now im irreparably moided but get called a fakemoder.
>>42066612i mean i am worried about troons being a top political issue and if i lose hrt or am on a list
dont like the vocals :/
>>42066666Can we all be cute girls in the new world?
ofc not
what about a supervillain called The Dzhokar and he's like an Islamist who wears clown makeup
>>42066787coal
>>42066827if there's any justice in chaos then yes. otherwise we may end up as some kind of lifeform that is as of yet unknown to science. I will still love you nonetheless
>>42066811if they are making lists you are already one one. for the losing access just make sure you keep diy as a back up. like the pharmacy is easy but of they start giving you issues make sure you have a vial ready to go and do an order. fwiw they probably wont have enough political willpower to outlaw adult hrt usage, but just incase keep the diy around.
>>42066827i twink i will be a snail.. im never getting out of samsara nonskas...
no one will ever love me and thats ok
>>42066881you will be a beautiful little butterfly and you will rest on my shoulder while i show you the WONDERFUL world created for our joy
>>42066763wdym what effects do you expect
>>42066906i have never and will never have sex
>>42064527the only thing i smoke is weed, but i take edibles way more often. don’t wanna fuck with my lungs too much + it’s more pleasant + i think smoking it is more likely to mess with hrt
need bf
need md (mcdouble)
i need to feminize harder i need to look tiny and emaciated next to my bf its not enough that hes taller than me
I find men repulsive
>>42065019yeah she’s chill
>>42067161yeah me too
sisconmoder
>>42067183are u the wife
>>42067221actually me
>>42067228i'm the wife
>>42066881when you're born again just take 7 steps in each of the cardinal directions, form the mudra of enlightenment, and say, "this is the last birth. there is no more becoming here." shrimple
>>42067264uhjh i ill try but that kinda sounds hard
>>42067216so stop talking about em
>>42067279alright what do you want to talk about
>>42067290your passions and dreams
>>42065894>moid fat distribution bodythis is mmg
>>42067255>>42066539
>>42067264textual coal
>>42067301my dream is to one day own a beautiful house where I can invite all my friends over and we can do holiday parties and stuff. my passion is drawingyour turn nona
>>42067255can i get your honest thoughts about this?https://unsee cc/album#2HtGEkolUqPC
when in your shot cycle do you get your labs done? i went 4 days after (shot tuesday, test firday) and my e17b was 370 which is high (or so they say)
>>42066371this is my waking mantra
>>42067358thats a penis
>>42067358"why is the tip like that" was my honest thought but I in fact LOL'd
>>42067358cute clittty
>>42067358i think ive seen this penis before
>>42067363you're supposed to get it at trough
>>42067320wow fuck you too you fucking cunt. you think you're fucking better than me? huh? catch me outside and see how well i've extinguished the fire of hatred
i feel kinda gross looking at it ugh
I'm drunk :/
>>42065377this + the chance of your hrt being seized might mean I can never fly again>>42066133>precheckis this easy to get? does it require anything other than planning?
>>42066229omg, faker!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RTQxOqW6q0
>>42067358actual wife here, i thought it looked a bit disgusting desu ^-^
>>42067400when is that?
nvm just read pre-check isn't a thing in europe god im so stupid if i was a real person id have gotten out of this place already
>>42067441the day before your next injection, or even the day of if you inject after the test
>>42067431
stop being mean
>>42067428I had to do some minor stuff. I'm american in case you're the other person asking about flying who's european. there may be an equivalent but idk!- got my passport done- went to get biometrics collected at a local precheck place (it was actually an office depot in my case lol)- paid like $75and then I was done. I think it lasts like 10 years? or 5 years? or something like that. completely worth
its shit bro
>>42067358would cage
oh my god bruh all that shit just to go another patch of land in the place you were born societies of control much
>>42066666no christmas :((
got to pet a small dog. was awesome
>>42067527flight is a divine marvel and the only reason its like this is because browns hate you and want you dead
>>42067431required viewinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPCfoCVCx3U
>>42067546agreed, heil hitler brother
>>420675469/11 was the fault of western imperialism
>>42067228no, just one of the neet manmoders who talks to her outside of the thread
>>42067557I saw an exerpt of mein kampf where he perfectly described what the jews are doing to our society so I might have to read it>>42067562shut up, jew
>>42067562why are you reasoning with someone who says BROWNS are you RETARDED
I wish I could be adopted but I'm just not very good at talking to people and a very boring person, so I guess that's not for me
>>42067574when has anything good ever come out of talking to someone out of thread
despite her name persisting, neetadopter is no longer attempting to adopt any neets
>>42067599I think you don't have to be particularly eloquent or charismatic to get adopted as a neet, so there's that
>>42067459is the doc gonna detransition me :(
>>42067552don’t worry, i did see this clip when i found out it’s what the title came from. i’m completely clueless on league though because i don’t really know wtf is going on
>>42067636I completely disagree. Not only would nobody want to physically interact with someone boring and uninteresting, but it also makes it difficult to get past the initial friendship stage necessary to even be considered for something like thatlife is not for losers with no soul>>42067632that's probably for the better
>>42067632I thought my wife was into it at first, but she's over it lol. my desire to adopt neets is greatly diminished. also I didn't like, make that name up or anything. people just say that
can I be adopted
>>42067586browns are subhuman tho
>>42067581modern Islamism was started by MI6 agitators in Egypt and there's a direct through-line from the Egyptian Muslim Brotherhood to Al-Qaeda. and i don't mean just ideologically, i mean personnel, like the cofounder of Al-Qaeda Ayman al-Zawahiri. but even if you were retarded enough to ignore that, you're still left with the fact that the US intelligence community and law enforcement had foreknowledge of the 9/11 attacks and did nothing, and the sitting US president at the time was literally family friends with the bin Ladens. but nooo, it's da brooowns. YOU are the Jew here.
if only white genocide was real
>>42067712nah theyre based
>>42067732white genocide is one of those things like misandry that isn’t real but it would be awesome if it really existed
>>42067686>not only would nobody want to physically interact with someone boring and uninterestingyou underestimate the type of person who does this kind of thing
>>42067705phew that's a relief. good thing she's still into the paypigging and erp, you could've been in trouble
>>42067754the world if misandry was real
i said "lowkenuinely" to my wife and she frowned and said i spend too much time online
>>42067777checked
oh and i almost forgot that the entire Soviet-Afghan war that lead to the creation of Al-Qaeda, the Taliban, and ultimately ISIS was manufactured by the US in the first place just to undermine the USSR because gommunism is bad, and you have to fight it even if it means destroying the entire Middle East and entrenching yourself in decades of war.
>>42067779I don't have a wife
>>42067757I know what type of person would do that, you're the one who doesn't know what he's talking about
>>42067763i'm not, make her stop :(
at some point you grow up from edgy teenage self hatredsee you guys at st johns
>>42067779gotta add even more words to it. lowkirkenuinely and such
>>42067754I thought white erasure wasn't a thing?
>>42067763I know all this shit is just stupid bait but I'm not ERPing and paypigging. I don't have any financial-related fetishes and I fucking hate roleplay
>>42067355sorry no I can't be vulnerable to people online
>>42067795people like this don't stop queen
i'm 27 and i still hate myself
rapidly approaching middle age emo kid
>>42067835im 28 and i mcdouble myself
I'm an extremely ugly 30 year old woman with a drinking problem
>>42067835i'm 27 and still hate myself way more than u, gotta step it up
>>42067795
i was never emo just a loser
>>42067827yeah that’s one more fake thing that’d be awesome
>>42067835i hated myself when i was 27 too still hate myself
>>42067844not quite middle aged yet but i haven’t exited my emo phase yet at 23. still deeply love fall out boy, paramore, and my chemical romance, but now i have a bunch of of small emo bands no one has ever heard of to love too
>>42067817i think if i said that out loud she would divorce me
>>42067831I understand nona...thank you for letting me share my dreams with you at least...
>>42067899wrong thread bitchboiii
neetadopter can you buy me silk bedding [spoiler]I don't actually want you to I'm just fantasising about being wealthy enough for comfortable things again[/spoiler]
>>42067829what were those discord messages if not erp? oh i wanna fuck you oh i wanna make u cum. normal stuff friends send to each other
not only ugly but also can't engage with these girls with mommy issues because i look and sound like a teenager
neetadopter send me $200 in crypto, i won't explain why i want it and i won't do anything in return. deal?
buying heroin
>>42067929my friend and i send each other nudes and he emotionally cheats on his gf with me just normal friend stuff indeed
>>42067929that is not roleplay...am I being gaslit or do zoomers use the word roleplay to refer to something else now
talk to me
>>42067955deal. send me $200 and I'll use it to buy crypto and send you that>>42067922is silk bedding comfortable? I haven't bought bedding in a while, maybe I should look into that
>>42067976oh so it wasn't roleplay? you want to desperately cheat on your wife and those texts were serious
>>42067976every word is used wrong in tons of places. how often do people use “LARP” to talk about role play on the internet?
>>42067976should i call it sexting like i'm 38? the important word is erotic
bump limit in under 5.5 hours…waow
>>42067996I mean obviously, silk is incredibly smooth, thin and breathing. It's the luxury fabric for a reasonin terms of bedding the second runner up would be linen I think
>>42067984sup mama hoo haw how
schools out and we got QnA with neet adopter
too many rapists here not enough in my bedroom
cheating is fine and normal as long as they promise that they wont do it to you and youre the exception and also you threaten to cheat back
silk isnt vegan baka
>>42068034do you hate me>>42068047monogamous relationships are a form of cuckoldry itself
>>42068058you asking that question means YOU hate me
>>42068033oh yeah, of course. I don't think I like smooth bedding. I prefer a texture against my skin, I guess silk would probably feel kind of uncomfortable for me
mocking me
>>42068058coal take
>>42068052this reminded me of the other day when someone was trying to tell me mayonnaise involved killing animals
frocking me
docking me
turns out silk also contains some similar amino acids to human skin so it's not as irritating, also good against allergies which I also struggle with..I'm such a poor retard>>42068052who cares>>42068086I can kinda get that, but I think the main reason I like textured bedding is because I know it's cooler so my brain just associates it with more comfort. maybebut it can also be weaved in different ways to give it some texture if you want that obviously, might be worth looking into if you want to upgrade your bedding
>>42068107ok but they do boil the silkworms alive to get the silk.
>>42068096I'm so sorry I'm able to love more than one person at a time, you PATRIARCHAL PIGLET
>>42068129oh, I thought there were ethical / traditional ways of producing silk that didn't involve that
vegan niggas want to wear plastic
>leaked dms about how she's fantasizing about cheating on her wife>said wife comes in here and says mmg is destroying her relationship>ignores all criticism by saying nothingholy based
>>42068165source: my crack pipe
>>42068153the traditional way is to kill the silk worm. you can allow them to emerge as moths but they eat through the cocoon so it degrades the quality of silk (each fiber isnt as long as it could have been) but then you have the question of factory farming and such. idk if any brands in particular sell no kill silk.
veganism makes sense to me ecologically, morally idgaf
>>42068165wife is a good little cuckie :3
baking the cookies :P
realistically the wife got a boner at the thought of being cucked
>>42068233looks like poop
>>42068163linen, cotten, jute and hemp all come from plant fibers. i think there is an argument to be made about wool since sheep need to be sheared (because of domestication) but no you dont have to wear plastic.
>>42068135complains about cucking then participates in sanctioned cuckoldry kek
>>42068165there's just nothing I can say that will make the people who already dislike me go like "oh I guess you're not all that bad then, let's be friends".also that girl deleted all her dms and then cut together my messages to make me look as bad as possible. I have no desire to cheat
>>42068242you do want to wear plastic though
>>42068199oh, I see. I just learned about ahimsa silk because of this, this is interesting
>>42068252i hope the bad apples of mmg dont dissuade you from poster here.
most ways to get animal products have more ethical options, but vegans tend to be poor and addled by modernity so they're rarely fine with paying the premium for it
>>42068256prove it
shush dear no time to talk about your feelings go play with ur legos k?
>>42068284go through your wardrobe, how much of it is polyester?and since we're in mmg, look at the materials of some of the clothing you would want to wear if you were a woman
will I ever be loved
>>42068318i went on a natural fibers kick like a few years ago so very few of my clothes are polyester :3
>>42068330okay based. plastic is so fucking evil
>>42068270thanks nona :)
>>42068341big agree
first pan out of the oven :3
>>42068365yay!!
>>42068047my mom was doing this bit with my brother when he got with a girl who already had a bf back in high school. she ended up living with us for a good part of their senior year lol
>>42068302but you said we could play today :( do I have to sit in the corner alone again
used books stores buy shit for 2$ and sell to you for 10$, capitalism is rape
>>42068241you probably need to see a gastroenterologist or a proctologist or something…
>sees happy relationship >must try destroy itwhy are trannys like this
>>42068406because 99.99% of the people in here are miserable and filled with hate for their fellow human
>>42068406jealousy for sure
>>42068432truei like doing what i can to make other people's lives worse
>>42068445:L
>>42068406not me though
im a homewrecker
>>42068451if others can be dragged down by someone as pathetic as me, they deserve it
can moders reliably live with roommateswhere do I even find roommates? I don't have any friends and know nobody here that I have talked to in the last 10 years
should I pinkpill my childhood friend
it is your duty
>>42068508no but have a childhood friend romance with him
>>42068490no, all trannies are perverts so nobody wants to live with one. and if you aren't out they know. sorry
sometimes I imagine some sort of romance with my childhood friend and I feel guilty about it
>>42068490I've lived with roommates off an on for years. couldn't tell you where to find them, they were either people that I was dating or friends I met online
>>42068531I really don't think anybody knows, and how would a stranger know? the only way friends and family could know would be through history of insecurities and tells, strangers wouldn't have access to those
>>42068406just don't like em is all
sometimes I imagine some sort of romance and I feel guilty about it
>>42068432i am miserable but i’m not filled with hate for people
i've never felt guilty about anything
>>42068568yeah that too
>>42068563"bro you have gyno and a shark plush what's that all about?"
>>42068528>romanceonly if he takes hrt, over 10 years his mom make us stop hanging out because she thought we were "too close", so now i want to disappoint her twice making her son a weird faggy tranny
>>42068591>not binding around the roommate
>>42068531i don't think that's true
>>42068602hot do it nona
my coworker burps constantly with his mouth closed and it makes me want to THROW UP
>>42068561sorry for being rude but that doesn't really helpbut I guess being further convinced I can't function like a normal person isn't a bad thing>>42068591I wouldn't let anyone see my lumps, and I could hide the shark
how do cis girls look like this and manage to not spend a whole day masturbating in front of a mirror
>>42068602don't pinkpill cissiesif you want revenge on his mom making him top some estrogenised fag will be plenty
>>42068635not into women?
thank you for all the attention yesterday, my lovely little moders. i think of you all as cute tiny worms i get to play with
i got a tiny worm for you to play with right here nigga
>>42068665damn i’m being mogged
>>42068664so? cishet women probably watch more lesbian porn than cis lesbians do
hello incestmoders. if you have kids with your mom (her grandchildren, your children) are you letting them hit (magnanimous, bonding activity) or are you keeping your mom for yourself (selfish and prideful)
do moders really have the memeshark
filled up the cookie jar and i’ve got plenty more dough :)
>>42068727it's literally cutes
>>42068737sorry i ate them all while you were doing the captcha game
>>42068727yes. and i bought mine before i finally stopped repping. i get noticeably worse sleep without him
>>42068727mine is still in the box
>>42068727too expensive :/
>>42068727no but I would get one and dakimakura pillow just without the anime cover so I can hold something while pretending in bed to be loved
>>42068727he's body pillow size. and i have one of those too, with a loli daki ofc. i am a man and i do as i wish
>>42068743still have plenty :3
>>42068745this is a cute and feminine trait but im too spergy and masculine and didnt get one in my youth
once again, proving that bitches love answering questions
>>42068790i’ve always practically slept with a plushie. it used to be a sock monkey my mom got me after we saw mr magorium’s wonder emporium and i thought he was so cute. slept with him for like 14 years before suddenly i didn’t sleep as well, and my blahaj fixed it
>>42068777thats bc i threw them up cause i felt bad
>>42068794what is your name?
last of the dough is getting saved for ultra-freshly baked christmas eve cookies. only the best for santa claus
>>42068833they call me the drink
>>42068839remember to slap that santaclussy while he whores himself over them
>>42068822
im the only man here
wish i had someone to spend christmas with
same
>>42068847i still sing this to myself occasionally my son is the drinki am the cup
>>42068909made me smile, but i will never be stitch ;(
made hot n sour soup from scratch, was p bussin
moder x guy roommate romance
anything more than 60 you's per gen is just greed and relies on deceit. here is an honest moders work
I bought some cashmere clothing but it was expensive :< Still stuck wearing plastic for the most part but I'll fix that in 2026
>>42068695my mom is mine but they could hit me from the back if they felt so inclined
>>42068983very fair answer
>>42068967this would fix me
how does everyone feel about the fact that 4 people drive 99% of the engagement in here
how do i get a job if i dont know how to do anything and cant handle people well
>>42068727i lowkirkenuinely want to get one tbhon >_<
>>42069002i'm ok with it because i'm one of them
>>42069004For the first couple years I had panic attacks in the bathroom twice a day but eventually you get used to it, now I'm able to survive a week before crashing out over the weekend! It seems that's what everyone does.
>>42068967put e on "his" food
>>42066810its hard to distinguish tranny thoughts from how awful i start to look with getting old in my early 30s
>>42068967is it another consensual for the sake of story rape story or cute romance? either way I need that
>>42069002i’m glad to be 25% of the top posters
>>42069004you could try learning how to do something
>>42069004janitor? cleaning is pretty hard to fuck up, any nepotism on the table?
>>42069002I feel like a winner
>>42068727meme shark i sleep with every night & my favorite dinosaur i bought on the same ikea trip
>>42069021some people are destined to be useless neets, don't be ableist
>>42069042and I LOVE them for that
>>42069041his fin is deflated is he depressed
>>42069042you're not disabled.
I prefer my jellycats over the Ikea meme... Tho blahaj is kinda cute.
>>42069064what does that have to do with anything
i asked for the ikea bear for christmas to be different but then i broke up with the person i asked so now i wont get the ikea bear or be different or probably ever have sex again but oh well i get to splay out in bed now
i cant stand be alive anymore
eslmoder
>>42069071how do you feel about jellycats being adopted by twitter terfs as their pfps?
i cant stop drinking maybe i should go for something harder and more life destroying
>>42069090neetadopter, gift this woman a djunkleskog
>>42069021like what?I'm stupid and have no passions>>42069042I'm not good enough to be a neet>>42069023maybe cleaning could be good, but I can't remember the last time I saw an open position. and I doubt I'd get it over some immigrant which tend to make up all janitorial jobsI screwed up the only job I got through nepotism and he's retired by now so he can't help again, nobody else in my family could really be of help>>42069015but that requires a job
>>42069103i dont even type the full word, i just put one letter and let my phone prediction pick the next word for me
>>42069017yeah norwood reaper was on my ass early twenties but i tried to ignore it :/
>>42069105I'm actually really offline as a person (don't use twitter) so this is first I've heard...Don't have strong opinions but I dislike terfs.>>42069114Get one!
>>42069090do you still want the bear
>>42069063i’d love to refill him with polyfill or whatever, but i can’t sew and don’t want to fuck him up :(
>>42069131there are never any available entry-level positionsq
>>42069132of course i still want the bear have you seen him
>>42069114>like what?just look at what professional certifications your local community college offers and pick one
even minimum wage jobs arent hiring its all gig work or nothing if ur an aspie 'moder
>>42069151there's nursing and that's like itI also don't have a high school degree
>>42069136dw i can sew, i'll make a house call. does he have insurance
>>42069105>>42069106>>42069111samefagging nazi
neetadopter i want your wife for christmas, do you think she'll be single soon?
>>42069173anon, the timestamps..
I also can't drive which narrows it down even more
what did i do to you anon
>>42069173bzzt wrongo! try again
>>42069179she's mega racist though
>>42069144>>42069111I will buy you djunkleskog
>>42069167he’s not inside but i’ll pay out of pocket
>>42069187shut up hitlerite
o_O when you spot a real schizo
Who wants to be my mangf
maybe I should look for remote work but I have no idea where to go for that, and they probably wouldn't want to hire anyone from my country either
>>42069191>>42069190double kill
when i put my hair in a ponytail to shower without washing my hair i feel like i look like a mood trying to wear a woman’s hairstyle
>>42069165>there's nursing and that's like iti don't believe you>I also don't have a high school degreeretardmoder
>>42069216you're an avoidant piece of shit and you don't even like other trans women you're just too self hating to go after cis women, kys you loser retard and quit the larp
>>42069200that'll be $10k :)
>>42069230there might me more but nursing is the only one I know ofyeah I know I'm really stupid, I wish I wasn't like this
>>42069195ok do it then
>>42069244do you need $30 or do I need your PO box
can the moders of mmg stop extorting my wife for money
>>42069243if they offer nursing they almost certainly offer other medical programs. i've heard phlebotomy is a p easy program + super easy job
>>42069258how's about i extort your ass with my dick, faggot.
>>42069259nursing is really basic anon, it's not like a medical specialist or anythingI haven't really looked because of the aforemented lack of certifications, I don't really see the point of fantasising about this
>>42069255$30, ur not getting anything close to my address
>>42069270ok! i love cheating :)
>>42069282actually I don't really love your attitude bitch
$1000 for 10 photos of myself in a cowkini
>>42069286darn, rude
>>42069304YOU'RE rude :(
>>42069308what did i do it's basic privacy idek who you are (yet)
>>42069277my point is that there are non degree programs if you don't wanna invest that much time into it. idk what your situation is just thought you might wanna get into the workforce faster. it doesn't have to be a fantasy this is easy shit, i know some DUMB people who make good money off a cert they got in community college.
my body is beautiful and sacred and all the money in the world couldn't get you losers a peek at it, for the record
>>42069314I don't know actually, I just felt like you were being mean for some reason, sorry
>>42069308
actually nursing isn't basic idk why I said that but the uni was given the nursing degree to compensate for losing some crap years ago, it's the only one in the area>>42069315there aren't really many special college courses here, and none of it is online anyways so I don't know if I could go engage with children for 3 years just to get a certificateit is a fantasy to me, I've tried most of it before and it never seems to work out. I just wish I was good enough to do normal things like a real human
>>42069298>>42069327i got 83 cents in pennies and a couple beers left in the fridge
>>42069333it's ok, sorry for confusing you
>>42069327ok fatty
what's up with the nazi schizoposter
I'm not crying you're crying
nhh o/
>>42069237Unironically what the sigma are u talking about
>>42069358this is worse than you tripfagging
>>42069340I don't even like beer...>>42069344"ok fatty" spoken like a fool who doesn't know that, truthfully, THEY are the fatty!
every single time i've called myself fat here people get mad at me and lie to my face
>>42069378i thought we like fatties
if only ear penetration was possible, my ear is self lubricating
>>42069386maybe they get mad because i'm not as fat as they want me to be..
>>42069358you're mad I can see right through your nazi ass
i didnt get my ears pierced as a teen so now it will never happen
>>42069403you should be 300lbs at a minimum
I'd join Nazism just to wear the cute uniform desu
>>42069403please post your body so we can call you skinny
methy woke arc??? ngl ts lowkenuinely gas
>>42069407i'm the only person in this gen who isn't a nazitherefore YOU are a nazi
if that keeps happening it could potentially become more annoying than m*stectomy girl
>>42069414i don't want that and it feels fetishizing >>42069417no i am not making that mistake again
>>42069418>comparing me to a wife beaterok tf larp is over
>>42069403maybe they're mad because you posted your disgusting unshaven moid gut, fat or not
>>42069433>it feels fetishizingthats because its my fetish
>>42069437looking into this>>42069441ok have fun
>>42069434respect
>>42069378doxxmoder?
AAAHHHHH I'M GAY
>>42069462i do not care for that name but yes
>>42069437i don’t think ive seen an unshaven stomach posted here. most are hairless or close to it, and i think i’ve only seen one genuinely fat stomach. people are begging someone to post unshaven fat moid gut
>>42069473I forget, are you the one with the unforch claws?
>>42069468what kind
>>42069491yeah that’s what she got told>>42069473well i’m not gonna call you by your username on here
>>42069491unfortunately yes
>>42069510unforchly lmao
>>42069487some people post their stomachs with happy trail (which is peak)
>>42069495androphile
>>42069503that's fair and i appreciate that. you can call me anon>>42069516yes that is the joke i was making
>>42069525yuck
>>42069518need manmoder w happy trail bf / gf
>>42069518i get that lots of people like happy trails and think they’re hot, i don’t even dislike them in general, i just hate mine and shave it
you guys aren't even rapists whats the point of posting here
>>42069534okay and you're the joke your parents made? don't talk back to me!
>>42069548I am but all my rape is consensual and ethical
>tfw pro-palestine means Nazi now
>>42069548rape is bad
>>42069534girl how tf am i supposed to distinguish you from every other poster by calling you “anon”?
>>42069553i think you might be bad at jokes anon, genetically or not
>>42069548i am and there's no caveat or qualification to that statement
>>42069518oh thats me
I'm pro hamas
>>42069583thank you for your service
>>42069563we will have to figure this out, im putting my top men on it. bottoms too
let’s get bets going on how many replies we can reach. neetadopter pays whoever gets closest
>>42069561yea but I can only cum imaging myself getting raped by another tranny so what
67 more replies to archive
>>42069601I'd say I'm closest. a gust of wind would do it at this point
>>42069601at least 12
>>42069611SIX SEVEN?
>>42069601589
holy shit 5 ate 9 holy fuck
>being gay past 18LOL
>>42069626I was up at 1am crying laughing at a 67 meme on Instagram :(
>>42069680show me
why am i so uniquely ugly
>>42069647truke
I hate being a transbian but I find men aesthetically, physically, mentally and philosophically repulsive so I'm stuck getting my heart broken by some 5'5 nyc tranny
we’re hitting 700 for sure
not unless something interesting happens
being a monogamous transbian feels like i'm paying for a crime i committed in a past life, why are you all fucking poly fuck you
>>42069703are nyc trannies all baddies? one time they laughed at me for being really ugly, like a gawk + a laugh as they hurried by when i was sitting in a gay bar. i should kill myself amd get a mastectomy man fuck
aap manmoder
i mean, it’s been an incredibly active thread all day. hit bump in 5.5 hours, and has gotten another near 300 in like 2 and a half
>this body and brain for the rest of my lifejesus christ
>>42069715don't knock it till you try it
also i only see trannies when they mog me i never see hons. I have never seen a hon even once in nyx imnquite literally the ugliest in all of the boroughs and jc and hoboken and all oflong island . J seriously want to fucking diedor tjat for being this ugly, really? EW
>>42069723who else read a shit ton of yaoi growing up
holy shit m*stectomy poster also lives in nyc? mmg polycule
looking at my body and cryjng because the laat nyc tranner i saw jaywalked in front of me as i stared at her fat ass
>reading heart-wrenching story told by fellow tranny>feel new levels of sympathy for my distraught sister>read "mastectomy">smile slowly falls from my face
>>42069744bro i never stopped
i love fucking masc men in the ass
>>42069744no yaoi for me, i’ve never been into guys. i did ship the dudes together in the anime i watched in middle school though. my crush got mad at me for shipping the mc with a different boy in a show she convinced me to watch lol
>>42069715if you don't like more than one girl you're a misogynist
>>42069735i've tried it multiple times and it's always some of the worst experiences of my entire life
>>42069751almost as if playing a character is a safe way to express vulnerability
>>42069759why are you speaking to a woman like this? kys you misogynist
>>42069754I mostly stopped bc I can't find anything interesting nowadays, still read certain ones when updates come out, like salt friend
>>42069716i’d love to be an nyc tranny but i’m a skill-less neet
>>42069756no same it’s the only thing that gives me any sort of edge in this city but i go to shows and my friends have people our age that theyre fwb with and they sometimes brag abojt topping their mans of the week while i literally fuck like 50 year old latino kitchej workers cause they remind me kf the hon that raped me at 18
if you are AMAB you are a misogynist no exceptions sorry
I love transbians but I'm an avoidant moder who doesn't open up to people ever
been mixing painkillers with wine the whole day and i only have a v mild headache
>>42069760sorry :( bad luck
>>42069782you guys actually talk to strangers at shows?
transbianphobic
>>42069791i will only open up to a transbian when one of them is finally a pushy agp rapist without social awareness who drunkenly gropes my various body parts all night until i give in
>>42069782damn i just like ass it ain't that deepsorry that happened to you tho
>>42069803meeee
bringing alcohol to a party i will not be drinking at
>>42069811hey nigga you like amab men with top surgery scars?
>>42069803a lot of us want to be one or both of the women in this scenario but it will never be a good idea
>>42069797never have never will, only regretted it once
ok offtopic but dae stare at their piss stream so intently that sometimes the backsplash gets into your eye? cause that happens to me a lot
>>42069813>the most feminine drink available don't make me tap the sign
>>42069817no and I was lying I'm the kind of person who asks permission even to tap your shoulder :/
>>42069832no?? i sit to pee
>>42069813weakyou gotta drink alone
>>42069847fakemoding bitch do you really think youre better than me?
>>42069803I want this because I'm socially unaware but she'd have to be a bottom bc I think submission is yuck
>>42069813clean your car you filthy pig
>>42069832how are you pissing that fucking hard do you have a horsecock
>>42069856no sorry
Yeah I fucking pee when I sit down some-I fucking sit down when I pee sometimes, okay?I’m not less of a man because of itI’m not less of a man, just because sometimes I like to take a load off when I pee!I don’t wanna be standing, when I- when I pee!I wanna relax a little bit when I pee!So I sit down, is that such a fucking crime
I always stand to pee in public bathrooms bc I've been questioned a few times and I wanna make sure moids don't say anything to me...
>>42069860that boy's chipping the porcelain off
>>42069832nah i sit to pee. but one time i was looking at my penis peeing between my feminine thighs and it got me all horned up so then cum started to come at the same time as pee and it mixed together so it was all yellow like mucus from a cartoon character's nose and it stung and then i went to the doctor and they said it was the estrogen but i have a feeling it wasn't that because i'm in charge of my own life. i'm the decision maker, i plant the seeds of my own life. i'm the gardener after all
>>42069869what
>>42069835i don’t drink, my friend just said instead of gifts we had to bring alcohol or weed and i asked what alcohol to bring. seagrams was the brand name she mentioned that stuck out to me
>>42069869hi gardener
>>42069864ur not supposed to sit in the urinal silly
anyone else like to binge eat Indian food right before they hop on grindr to find a top?
>>42069881they r very tasty
>>42069835what sign
>>42069860okay the real reason is cauze when i was a teen i was really into sounding and basically i fucked up my urethra and now it pisses all weird and forms into droplets and the stream isnt tight or focused. i used to cum knowing i did that to myself but after awhile it just got annoying and i guess that’s where the habit of watching the quality of my piss stream came from? maybe one day i hoped it would fix itself
oh
>>42069850one of maybe 4 times i’ve ever been drunk, i was drinking alone watching bojack horsemanit kinda sucked though, the only difference it made was i felt less stable when grabbing my laundry from the basement. not worth the gross taste of alcohol and the amount of lemonade i tainted trying to disguise it
>i was a teen i was really into soundingaight
>>42069906it’s not that weird this is my real life
>>42069899lemme put my dick in your dick
>>42069889:< When I use the seated spot I mean... A guy tried to kick me out recently for that
>>42069915it's very weird
death to polyamory
>>42069915as a teen though?
>>42069943why are you being weird about this
>>42069936yeah i was just joking hehealso how did he know you were sitting down?? and what was his reasoning behind trying to kick u out for it haha
>>42069943yeah well i thoight my dick was a vagina and i had to feel my genitals getting penetrated to be satisfied emotionally
i need a man with a beard to suck my cock and choke on it
>>42069955enlightened>>42069947damn bitch sorry are you gonna take me out back and shoot me
whats the trick to manmoding?
>>42069941most of transbians aren't even poly there's like 10 of them vs 10000 monos who try to date them then get mad when they realize they're poly
>>42069975>take estrogen>do nothing else>wait for changes that never comeskrimple as
>>42069975take hrt then don't do a single other thing to transition
teen me was obsessed with the second episode of boku no pico
>>42069975having that swagger in your step. im a stonecold never malefail cuteguymoder and everybody treats me with love and reppers try to out-feminine me and i make other trannies insecure or uncomfortable
>>42069952well after when I was washing my hands he said it was the mens bathroom but once I told him I was a man he apologised I usually go in with a hat on now bc I'm worried my hair will get me hatecrimed
>>42069982you're stupid
>>42069993but tbf i make everybody uncomfortable and actually im notna cutegug moder i look like an incela nd only older women smile at me with pity in situations where theyre selling me something
>>42070004I'm smart....
>>42070000I hate you bc that will never happen to me bc im too ugly and male and nobody is even surprised by my presence in their bathrooms
>>42070018It's happened 5 times in 8 years, I'd hate me too if I was a passoid
i got kickout from the men's bathroom like 4 times in the 3 years ive been on e
>>42070029that’s cool however i still hate you bc that never happens to me
>>42070010doubt it, you'd be on my side if you were
manmoder tournament arc
>>42069716>like a gawk + a laugh as they hurried by when i was sitting in a gay barthis would haunt me for life
>>42070039no you need to stop being so resentful
>>42070046how is the winner decided? who passes less or just a physical confrontation
>>42070053something something lived experience polyamory is evil
theres no trick man im just taking my meds alright.
>>42070061no it isn't you're just monogamous
>>42070049will you people ever begin to understand why im like this? i have been a self aware transsexual since i was like twelve and i go through so much pain every day and i shared it with you and you still think im a retard who should act normal. im the fucking joker, im the trancel, im the worst in the whole wide world
>>42070057duking it out hand2hand man2man
just get the ffs man
>>42070061your experience is irrelevant in this scenario, no?
>>42070070whites
>>42070080no
>>42070070on the 1% chance you're being serious and the mastectomy stuff isn't just a joke to you, you know you're not unique, right? you do know we're all in pain the same way you are, right? you need to go to therapy
>>42070070sybau fakecel
head hurty
>>42070094they laughed at me in a gay bar. THEY LAUGHED AT ME
>>42070088i'm brazilian
>>42070101I'm laughing at you right now
>>42070101people being in a certain minority group doesnt prevent them from being assholes, as unfortunate as that is
>>42070101you are not unique in your pain or experiences you're just the loudest most annoying bitch here
>>42070105im giggling as well a little
>>42070034i got told id never pass at an ffs consult i think i got lucky w strange men
>>42070104hey me too wanna makeout
tbf ive never been laughed at in public
>>42070115getting told youll never pass at an ffs consult seems insane to me
>>42070128(because it didn't happen)
>>42070101yeah yeah coastal elite trannies are evil people what else is new
>>42070128well after he said that he said he could try make me less clocky but i sorta stopped caring after he said that first sentence
>>42070128it would be the most ethical behavior but i dont think plastic surgeons are ethical
i'm less inclined to believe anything a tripfag says due to them all being the biggest attentionwhores i've ever seen
let this thread die already FUARK
>>42070152i love you
bitches wanna fuck me cause i look like David Duchovny
not gonna say it
gocking me
>>42070168he looks so vulnerable yet sexual.... i want him to take my full length
wine mom romance book ahh prose
clocking (You)
bump
>>42070194plap
handholding anal sex with bumpmoder
>>42070202that's lewd!
mmg train on bumpmoder
pretty sure jkkk rowlling could live stream "her"self torturing some tranny and people would still buy the new harry potter slop that comes out
bumpmoder bukkake
y’all see the shoes then see the money
>>42070213what are you doing
id gift jkr 50 subs if she was torturing a passoid
spit yer shit queen
>>42070226thinking about how lonely i am, u?
all my fat is going to my ass lately, sort of pog
>>42070239more like sort of pawg
more like pawg am i right
>>42070234yeah same, merry christmas
>>42070241>>42070245uncreative bitches
think we will hit 1k before it gets archived
>>42070254hey, I said it first!
mlitty (manclitty)
my hips are too large
mussy that grips
my breasts are too round
smash my mrostate with your menis
hey nona.... what are you getting your gf for christmas?
i used to be a man
>>42070297engagement bait
>>42070297nothing because i don't have a gf
>>42070297i have never and will never have a gf
>>42070297she said all she wanted was me ;-;
>>42070289can I see them
>>42070308ok bitch why don't you just shoot the rest of us in the head while you're at it
withholding sex from my femrepper gf-bf until he starts T
suckin on yo dihbustin in yo shih
good idea, when he starts t he'll get annoying about needing to cum
can a 'moder get a lil quirky w it
>>42070329no we're normal now
its quirky for a transbian to not be quirky with it
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
i need BKC for my goymoder pussy
i wish i had a husband who didnt mind my asshole stinking like last nights dinner
ugh
first coom of the night
ok ill ask. why is that one moders dick flat?
>>42070400what to
>>42070405apparently it's even like that when hard
>>42070405got ran over big truck
>>42070405it's just always looked like that
>>42070405>she doesn't know about flatdickmoder
>>42070405equine genetics
>>42070406you
im such a tubby piece of lard
>>42070506i agree. send a vocaroo of you oinking
call itbdd or actual fatty
has it ever not been bdd
do you snowball? I feel like it's one of the most peak things ever
i'm calling mastectomy or ffs
>>42070528i would do it if i had a tranny gf and a cis M top to fuck both of us
gangstalked by semipassoid transbian polycules
being a hon is so awful i nhate my life
>>42070528edging for weeks and blowing a huge load into my moms mouth and making out with her sloppy style>>42070542kys straightoid
>>42070555momconmoder...
>>42070555you are fucking based as hell and that is hot
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d4fynC8EuB8
I HAVE UGLY BOOBS AND A HAIRY MAN CHEST AND NO HIPS AND A MASCULINE FACE AND STUPID UGLY UGLY UGLY STUPID UGLY STUPID UGLY Y CHROMOSOMES
coal
>>42070584nutting on your y chromosomes
when will the coal end
sovl
>>42070600when you die
one man's coal is another man's gem
>>42070607ok, i'll do us all a favor then. goodbye and merry christmas :)
happy holidays*
woke lost thoughbeit
>>42070621it's CHRISTmas you scumbag
my neck is thick and veiny
just like my cock
>>42070628>>42070623when I was a kid everyone used to say happy holidays, merry christmas is such a modern psyop
>>42070641nobody here is celebrating Hanukkah or Kwanzaa anyway so what's the problem?
>>42070654people just want to argue about anything
i was in a salon and the lady at the register said merry christmas to everybody until she looked at me and then she said happy holidays because i look woke or something
>>42070666>666happy holidays you woke bitch
>>42070654I'm not christian
>>42070675christmas has nothing to do with religion anymore, stop being a faggot. it's about spending time with people you love
>>42070675you're not Jewish or a pan-Africanist either
would it be agp to transliterate my posts into kanji
>said happy holidays and the nazis got madwow
>>42070692start posting exclusively in japanese please
i'm an anarchist tho
i'm a fascist
>having a conversation with someone that disagrees with me for more than 60 seconds>you're a naziwow
>>42070699イエッサー
Jesus is my saviour.
need to colonize a brownmoder's insides
>>42070727I said happy holidays and you only got heated becayse you're a nazi lil bro
can a white twinkhon be a passoid in east asia because of race blindess?
i'm a leftist because i can tolerate any lifestyle choices you make, that don't mean God will tho. like sorry if you don't wanna hear it but you need to.
>>42070735i'm not any of those people i just think you're being a baby
>>42070752ok nazi apologist
>>42070729サンキュー
>>42070729kanji makes me soo horny
heroin bob was a moder
>>42070760good thing no one has posted kanji yet then
>>42070753you live in a fictional world
leftist but im anti islam
シュッドアイゲットアンエフエフエスオアマステクトミー?
as soon as I read "should I get" my mouth stretched into a sneer
>these gaijin can't even tell the difference between glorious japanese characters folded 1000 times and chinese characters
>>42070000fakemoder
>>42070766alright happy holidays to you homie :)
speak a lil chinese for em moder
leftist and pro-Islam because 3rd worldism is the only real leftism possible in the 21st century
are you ladies done chattering
anyone who calls themselves a leftist is a liberal
no bitch we're hitting one thousand
liberalism is right wing
anyone who calls themselves gay is straight
not true because i'm the last real leftist alivethe true soul of Marx incarnate
im mostly centrist because i dont like illegals but i like buses
>>42070782:( I see a grown man in the mirror. My rl friend told me I don't pass but that it shouldn't matter bc what matters is what's inside!
JO sesh with the bros after halo nothin gay bout that
>>42070753this is why people make fun of us
i'm a centrist because i want to exterminate jews gypsies homosexuals and the disabled but i also like public services :)
my ass is too big
i love cock
my hips are small and my cock is huge and i look like a fat twink but i have a really strained neck and upper backand no muscles anywhere else so i look completely insane and weird
>>42069714bet you feel dumb now
liking cock is revisionist
>>42070822overrated
won't make it ever ever ever never
I'm fat and overweight but it's all in my thighs and tummy
i wish i was na’avi so i could take a human soldier captive and basically have sex with him. but those are my only politics
outside with the weed smokers staying sober :)
charlie charlie kirky
i think there should not be electricity
>>42070830i always feel dumb im retarded
i wish i bad bit fat bimbo boobies
gather the whole crew around, let em peep mmg
civilization is rape
sex is murder
rfk has some good ideas
>>42070886you're taking the piss but yeah it kinda is fr
>>42070894i wasn't
mastectomy girl can you tell me what times you're usually asleep at so i know when i'm able to use the thread
>>42070872I just popped a perkyCharlie Charlie kirkyyy
humans are irredeemable for their crimes against the animal kingdom
>>42070896oh ok based
>>42070897i only posted like 10 times in the last two hours
*cums*
fuck them animals i hate technoindustrial society for it does to PEOPLE.i don't eat meat tho
in hindsight the collapse of the soviet union was the worst catastrophe in human history. btw i'm a serial rapist.
>>42070938hi will you rape me >_<
does it get boring baiting for you's?
never
the worst catastrophe in human history was the invention of the stocking framei'm also a cannibal btw not sure if that matters
>>42070955wdym
sex with cannibalistic ludditemoder
you know posting bait to get some you's
what do you moders want for christmas?
i pass sometimes (hrt at 16) but still go on here to live vicariously through truemoders
am i evil?
I am righteous
do i have the capacity for evil?
we will all be judged by god on the promised day
i like girls ;-;
>>42070972medication now
i like girls and boys but im a bi lesbian ;-;
does anyone want to guess the song im thinking of if i hum a little bit of it
>>42071025you're a rapist
no
>>42071033yeah post it
>>42071033it's radiohead next question
how am i a rapist for being who i am anon?
it's gonna be mad embarrassing when i have to explain myself to God
you'll be destroyed soon
i sodomized a fat grad student and got shit dick
i am a moid therefore i rape
>>42071043do do do da do do do da do ta dotah do do do do do duhdadadodo do do do do do do duhta do do do it's a real song btw i hummed it really good
>>42071066coal
>>42071066gemmy
>>42071066more pop punk garbage
>>42071066oh I know this one it's a classic
raping hummoder
>>42071057I prefer the term poopcock
bum bum bum buh bum buh bum buh buh
posting in a terrible terrible thread
page10moder
someone get us out of here
I'll make the new thread and it'll be better than the last thread. it'll have all kinds of features
ass
mmhnmghm
waow 900 mmg posts....
>>42071122no this is the last onewe peaked here
next: >>42071172
brimstone
>>42071116be careful what you wish for
hit 900, gotta post my dick
flatdickmoder is that you
post cock at once
