smiling friends edition qott: whos your favoriteprev: >>42064527
>>42071172i rly like how the artist drew pim in this one desu
reddit ahh cartoon for manchildren (estrogenised)
>>42071172>qottnever seen it. i like Bart
sorry I only watch superior animation from the land of the rising sun
>>42071172chud show
>>42071172i've never seen this show but i like adventure time
>>42071204dark woke show thoughie
dark brandon brat three genders biden blast cornpop coconut
>>42071172you have autism but you seem kind
does hrt make your orgasms better
>>42071230yeah cause estrogen is a sex hormone
>>42071196i love bart! and his catchphrase when he's all like "eat my shit" lmao. i think my affinity for the simpsons really started in the 7th grade. i had just gotten my first erection, and it scared me. i turned to the solace of bart and his mom and dad and sister and dog and cat to make me feel better. it helped, for a bit. then i cummed for the first time, it was by accident (rubbed it to get ink off) and i freaked out. i thought i had broken something lmao. every time i got horny after that for like a month i would panic and my heart would drop. i'd run my hand under hot water until it hurt so much it'd go down. eventually i realized i hadn't broken it, that i'd only broken myself. there wasn't much more i could do, i got carried away after that. two, three times a day. eventually i caught on that peeing after felt kinda weird, i thought it hurt even. so i stopped peeing after. i was a kid, what else was i going to do? then i got a uti and boy that's where our story really begins...
>>42071229me?
>>42071230yeah they're infinite now
get out bart im piss
how do you tell a grown man to put his shoes back on because his feet stink
mocking me
>>42071240>>42071264damn i'm missing out
>>42071242your writing had me hypnotized
>>42071253if you're the op then yeah
>>42071498i am the op, but why am i autistic. i do appreciate being called kind <3
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
do my feet stink do i smell like ass do i have to shower more often
why is everything ai now
because normies find that shit hilarious
because we are getting replaced bro ai is to humans what humans were to neanderthals but no freaky stuff this time
i got perma banned from r/ftm because I told a pooner to kill himself after he made a post implying his newly out sister had rogd and he'd do everything to keep her out hrt
theyre putting ai on firefox bruh what am I gonna do with that
i have a crush and its so weird, literal butterflies all day and i wont even ever see him again
>>42071172pim! i was pim for halloween last year! it sucks when they’re mean to him :(
should i become asexual or give myself a lobotomy or kms you decide
i hope i see him again. i hope he likes me. i hope he kisses me in the s
i just hope he kisses me fuck why is this happening
most of my camera roll isnt stuff i enjoy looking at its mostly things made by other people and documentation of my mundane life.
>>42071732same but it's a her so I'm better than you
>>42071681i think i saw someone post that thread to this board lol
>>42071735all 3
what should i do if my gf refuses to stop interacting with a friend of hers that she wants to fuck and the friend also wants to fuck her? rope?
>>42071791make her buy you legos
>>42071764ive never had a crush on a man like this idk what is happening ;-;
when she gets angry or frustrated she always calls me to vent.. it's cute, too bad she isn't actually into me :/
>>42071806don't feel like playing with lego right now :(
>>42071791probably rope
wish she was by my side rn fuck my retarded tranny life
>>42071791to the cuck chair with ya
you girls tuckered urselves out huh
sex with neetadopter wife
transbian general
im straight
i wish i were a cute twinkhon
am i evil if i give my hoodie to my friend who has an unrequited crush on me to wear when he’s cold at a party?
yes
>>42072778he gonna sniff that shit raw
>>42071549i'm at least one of those things
>>42072836don't bother
>>42071196I can't help but hate the simpsons now because of how much it demonised bart for no reason, it's like the prototype of woke crap
>>42072821he already gave it back to me, when i dropped him off at home
>>42072921that shit been sniffed RAW
>>42072778extremely evil
>>42072921it's almost more evil to not even give him the opportunity to be alone with it honestly, but maybe the stray minute he got out of your sight made it worth it
>>42071866fmrtl
unsee cc/album#s0qhx3Hbf9Guanglefraud but i dont care
I didn’t bottom prep will I hurtFinal hours of virginity btw
>>42073177bun nona, poop comes from there..
>>42073168gotDAMN WYAA MAMI
>>42073168eat a... wait, nvm
who here likes animation memes
do i actually post penis to celebrate 900 replies on the previous thread?
>>42073207:(
>>42073223sure, i love staring at cock
>>42072987honestly i didn’t think he’d have it nearly as long as he did. i gave it to him because everyone was outside smoking and he said he was cold, i figured he’d give it back when we went inside but he kept it all night. if i didn’t have my cracker powers and felt cold he’d be fucked
>>42073238dude, kiss him and ruin his life
i hate that you guys are basically women and im a neet man psycho freak with gunk in his teeth
900? i’ll whore myself out now since no one is awake
>>42073304put on cow bikini pls
>>42073303i’m a neet too, don’t worry
hi mmg i come here as a chaser looking for advice my friend is a man moder but for her birthday I'd like to give her a day out where she can just feel like a girl. what would make you feel nice for a day
>>42073303neet man psycho freak twin (until i run out of money for rent and kill myself in march)
>>4207334210mcdoubles and big fanta
>>42073342let her tend the rabbits
i'm unironically actually so ugly and i don't know what to do about it
>>42073360get a cunt flapper haircut and take some ugly man’s dih
>>42073342a cupcake and a candy bar, quadruple-fucking-deck burgers; fava beans?
>>420733421000 dollars
samefagging to mock me before i say anything weird is crazy
asked for djungelskog, received neetadopter calling me a bitch
cocking me
i hate being a never passoid and im going to regret every GAS procedure i get
>>42073393they gave you gas?? how bad is it?
>>42073373this barely covers 280 mcdoubles
>>42073303we should leave and stop invading women's spaces
>>42073240do this, it'd be funny
>>42073399back in my day, this would've bought a full 1,000. or maybe like 900 with tax. rip dollar menu and ofc my hopes and dreams of passing
>>42073381I'm genuinely sorry, that was rude of me!! for some reason one of your messages made me think you were like, trying to be mean or something.if you still want it you can have it :)
>>42073400um no I should leave (bc (You) are a woman) but im not going to because i hate women and i need them ti know how bad i have it as a man. djd yoh know i could have been a woman bh now? Btw if i hadnt been raped or forced into the closet or a variett of other events or my confiendence or my parents so now im a man
>>42073409dont give up i believe in you I will always be that one mcdouble in the shadows that roots for you
>>42073411OMG SIX SEVEEEENNN
neetadopter can you buy me an apartment
>>42073410is ok, i already forgave. signal is cum.69 or i can give my disc :)
truemoders are the n words of manmoding
i broke my moka pot handlefuck my mcdouble mokaless coffelet mclife
>>42073416if i see a mcdouble in the shadows i must eat......
can you guys stop asking my wife for money before I kill myself? thank you :)
>>42073309don’t have one https://unsee cc/album#h0JFR2ezRAqq
i actually want to die for not passing this really sucks also i hate tranny jannies
>>42073437mogs me...I should send you mi cow bikini i dont deserve it
I hate neetadopter because she doesn't belong hereleave mmg to the truemoders you retarded foid
mogged at 4 AMhe says, "how's the weather, baby? how've you been?"you're gonna get sick, you don't know wheni never doubt it, mogged at 4 AM
>>42073440its christmas pls be nice or santa will return your present
>>42073446I hate christmas
>>42073419done and dusted darling, I already did:47.1915° N, 52.8371° Wlet me know when you get there
>>42073449pls dont say that pls hate is very stronfg word
its almost 10 am
oh that one didnt make me feel that bad because of the male ilia and ribcage
>>42073456so true, you solved your daily linkdedin puzzles rigfht nona???
>>42073453maybe that's where I should get my orchi
i'm literally just a man
unsee cc/album#uztYuPyqfQ8t
>>42073454
these bitches calling me skinny when i have a full 50lbs on these faggots
>>42073465I know you are forced to wear this otherwise police station will explode. I will help you
>>42073240no thanks. no need to ruin 17 years of friendship for funnies. i’ll try and wingman (not wingwoman because even he doesn’t see me as a woman) him to be with the girl at the party he fell for
>>4207346850lbs is like 7mcdubles
>>42073470>the girl at the party he fell forhe's faking for your sake, you know that right?
>>42073470how long has he had a crush on you?
i serioisly need to be a woman because im not doing good as a man im going insane looking at myself. why are my hips so small? why is my ribcage so big? why am i so ugly? Why do people indulge me
extremely correct i am a brick in this regard!!
>>42073474then i guess i need to throw up those 7 mcdoubles i ate tn
in what world is a manmoder enough of a human and well-enough put together for ANYONE to crush on them? fuck off
>>42073464i’m being mogged!!!
I've never had a crush on anyone
>>42073464notice how the extremely and unmistakenly manly face is out of frame
closing my eyes and biting really hard until mmg stops being passoids and magically im a woman and the roles are reversed and i go out into the real world and live a normie life with a bf and three friends
>>42073493i’m still cracking
>>42073478since at least early april last year, that’s when he told me at least. and he asked to make out with me like a week or two ago so i’m pretty sure he still has a crush on me
NOBODY EVEF ASKED ME OUT EVER MAN FUCK OFF
>>42073507this is so evil
>>42073509covfefe
>>42073509thats just natural selection not every animal reproduces either
>>42073493notice how the rest of us have that but also a horrifically masculine body?
devastated that my chosen thread relationship to follow this season didn't pan out
>>42073515this is true some of us are just meant to die alone in the cold, there will always be a runt that doesn't make it
>>42073515i dont want to reproduce i want to trick a male into wasting his reproductive capacity in my asshole
>>42073520i dont believe you
>>42073509been asked out by men and women but not enbies :/
>>42073510what part?
>>42073521who was it
>>42073523holylyyyyyy nggfhhh
>>42073529train anon x fatso
>>42073521neetadopter and her wife? chudette an methy? i don’t think we’ve got any other couples, right?
>>42073522yepi just don't understand why it specifically had to be my luck to have >one shot at life and end up being cucked by natural selectionim not even an attractive male fag
>>42073536nigga x niggette
>>42073538because the divine can only bless the few
>>42073538>im not even an attractive male fagokay how is that even possible?
>>42073536>>42073533fatso literally confirmed that trainanon was hot irl but pussied out and didn't speak to her therefore dooming our next arc
>>42073533oh are you the one who really hates doxxmoder?
>>42073546>how is that even possible?i was an ugly man now im an ugly man on estrogen—that tracks doesn't it?
>>42073551No cause being a hot man is as easy as doing skincare and not being terribly obese
>>42073556no retard, kys
so what if im a faggot
>>42073556unless ur under 5’10
>>42073556tbf to you i haven't done skincare in 2 months because i sort of fell into a bad pit of depression. seasonal.but other than that, i have very bad facial structure to the point that even my mother pointed/-s it out. jokes on her im not just ugly but a tranny too
>>42073566I have a solution it starts with m and ends with e
>>42073566slayyyyyy
>>42073550yes :^)
>>42073567Height doesnt matter
>>42073464nice nips foid
I tried to care about skincare but I was so stupid I could never figure it out properly so my routine and products were bad and it was only after AI became a thing I changed anything because then I just asked themgrok-san saved me
>>42073586all you need is a cleanser a sun screen a pm and a retinol
>>42073592you still have to choose the right stuff
>>42073578yes or no, the reason you ridicule doxxmoder is because they openly flirted with your 'modercrush
>>42073583:(
>>42073603oh shit does she also like me?
>>42073595la roche posay, cerave, and a specialized retinoid. skincare is the easiest thing in the world
>>42073581u aren’t seen as male under that height
>>42073464this is what TSA agent sees each time you moders walk thru the screening machine
long awaited mock (‘moder cock)https://unsee cc/album#ZalIdSMGe0YR
>>42073595so just do it? lmao
>>42073612mogs me
>>42073608so then date the real men???
>>42073607la roach pussy
>>42073607rosacea, sensitive skin, acne. what now gaylord?>>42073613I was too stupid
>>42073618dood…
>>42073605yes she obviously likes you. she broadcasted it publicly when she crashed out >alsodo you think doxxmoder likes you?
>>42073612wow im gonna pass out
>>42073623>what now gaylord?oh that’s a unique set of problems anon! hmm let me think… i guess in that case i’d recommend cerave and la roche posay products with a specialized retinoid to protect your fragile skin barrier
>>42073604why ur ass frowning i said they were nice>>42073612nice cock, trim the pubes
>>42073627well she thinks i’m hot at least, that’s partway there
>>42073637I have a complex about my nipples being too small, they get smaller when it gets colder
>>42073636fuck you
>>42073642put icecubes on em i wanna see
>>42073637suddenly a girl keeping her bush is a problem again :(
>>42073637don’t trim i wanna bury my face in them bush is nice
>>42073639shoot ur shot playa, he's scared to be here now
>>42073583
>>42073657i’m too scared to shoot my shot at strangers, i don’t know them
my doc prescribed for next 6 months and the only thing they want to check on bloodtest in prolactine waow>>42073648:(
>>42073660i will call them foids because this is MANmoder general and here its a compliment
flaunting your local 'moder love story in the face of kentucky anon, do you people have no shame?
>>42073666I am as manly as any of you
is it ok if i touched myself to that
>>42073665your nipples are normal sized and im sorry for saying anything about them
>>42073667no love story has happened. she recognized the trains i was going on and the concert i was going to and saw me without interacting, and little else has happened
>>42073662he's posted his discord. check the archives. let the drama flow
>>42073675i like how they look in the photo i just wish they always looked like that...
>>42073674to what? being called a foid?
>>42073676she may still be watching and saying nothing
>>42073672stop insulting me
>>42073681still not a love story
so the one anon hates doxxmoder because she talked to trainmoder. thats it or am i missing something?
>>42073680cock
>>42073689nah that's it. but she didn't talk to her irl
>>42073689her own explanation was that she was pissed doxxmoder called herself fat and then wasn’t when she posted an unsee, but then she looked more and decided doxxmoder actually is fat, i think?
>>42073690oh. i guess i should’ve expected thatmaybe it’s just that i didn’t consider that people liked dicks enough for that lol. glad you liked it though, ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
he is fat. look at the other unsees posted tonight and tell me otherwise. :^)
trainmoder was doxxmoder fat would you say?
>>42073709can you put like a small sombrero on it..
>>42073709if you shaved i would be drooling and jerking off while staring at that picutre
>>42073712i didn’t see her irl but she didn’t look fat at all in her unsees and her bmi is fine and lower than mine. the hater is just really hateful (shocking, i know)
>>42073709its very nice will think about it later >>42073718i did that anyways
i would never meet someone from herebut i also dont leave my small shithole hometown and only go outside to get groceries, so its not like it could happen either
>>42073714i don’t have a small sombrero>>42073718good thing i leave my bush unkempt
>>42073725nona i’m going to become a cashier at your local grocery store and flirt with you
>>42073720wait whats your bmi?
>>42073720how could you miss the fat man stench in your vicinity? like pennies and hamborgors
train anon i can't remember when you posted it but your hand was cute in the picture of you holding a cookie
>>42073732like, 24.6 or something? i’m 5’11 and like 180ish (i’m trying to gain a bit of weight for boob purposes)
lmaooooooooo
>>42073737>>42068777?
>>42073730nobody has ever flirted with me
start flirting
start filtering
this gen has a very skewed understanding of fat but also im fat (not really) and im contributing to that
>>42073746that’s how you’ll know it’s me
>>42073744yeah, that one c:
why are you ignoring me my beloved trainanon, i want to whisk you away before the fat man (not santa) kidnaps you :^)
wait trainmoder is the bakinghon :o?
>>42073765yup, someone's gotta get better with discerning their anons
>>42073757she figured out where i live, you can too if you wanna whisk me away. shit, i might’ve even posted vaguely about it myself lol, i have terrible internet safety practices
am i discernible and none of you just care to tell me
you're extremely obvious. you may as well be using a trip
>>42073770oh, you want me over him? in that case, i'll be there tomorrow
>>42073765yeah. wasn’t trying to connect those two parts of my posting but if someone figured it out i’m not gonna deny it like a bitch
>>42073746hey cutie
>>42073776didn’t wanna say it but yeah and you’re insufferable
>>42073774there's not many discernible nona's here. it's basically only the people that make it super obvious who they are
>>42073778i don’t want any of you, you’re all pretty damn close to strangers and i feel like mm4mm is a dynamic doomed to fail. hell, i feel like mm4 anything sucks tbdesu
>>42073785well I LIKE you.
>>42073785i assume you’re talking about me ? :( i’m sorry
>>42073787doxxmoder is crying real tears rn. he couldn't charm or even speak to you irl. i hope it's devastating enough that he kills himself desu
>>42073792you hate me
>>42073808i don’t want her to kill herself. she seems pretty nice, and i like her music taste since she went to that concert too
>>42073785>>42073776fuck you guys
>>42073818I'm not certain I do.
waow no need to drop the F bomb
>>42073821tell him to, he'll do italso why do you bother gendering him as a her when he's a him??
you said i'm insufferable
>>42073828>>42073792you don’t need to defend my honor, it’s okay if people don’t like me. the fact that people who like me exist is more than enough
drab dull circle jerk thread
>>42073846yeah i’m pissed i’m not getting jerked here
>>42073843I don't even know what's going on
there it is the attentionwhore reveals her true self when cornered
>>42073843i thought it was about me>>42073774>>42073776tbhon
>>42073754stop giving me hope for a life I can't live
>>42073840manmoders are women to me. can’t guarantee i’d gender them correctly as a stranger out in the world, or even as someone i know who hasn’t told me, but i know you’re all ‘moders so i know you’re all women. she’s a ‘moder so she’s a woman
>>42073852im trying to have fun lurking but youre all actually so boring and repetitive that you have to be a group of llms or something even worse
>>42073861you're about to summon the person who says they're a gay cis man......
>>42073857oh you’re probably right, my bad. i’ve gotta be less self centered
>>42073857>you're extremely obvious. you may as well be using a tripI said this for no reason at all, not referring to anyone, just to see what people would say. it wasn't negatively charged though
>>42073861add me on dc instead of him, i'll treat you right and i'm skinnier than the moid
im getting the i should stop hrt worms again they come when i'm alone at night help
>>42073875what does treating them right imply
i’ve had doxxmoder on discord for a while btw :P
>>42073868no im a woman now
>>42073875you actually act like a stupid teenager. go to therapy
>>42073873ok but then someone agreed with you and called me (because every post itt is mocking me) insufferable
>>42073883if she actually knew, it would imply killing me
>>42073891aaand got your ass again
>>42073892maybe i'm off the mark but i think your wanting to die problem could be solved without you dying
>>42073891>every post itt is mocking meit reads like a joke. you’re kinda beyond parody in that sensei assume it’s mental illness or something. i don’t hate you. i don’t want you to die, and i think most of this thread would agree on this. but most replies are not mocking you. you have to understand that, right? we’re not gangstalking you
(You) can (You) your own posts thats cheating and it doesn't count
>>42073883fuggin they ass>>42073884bull fucking shit, like you didn't delete him when he asked for nudes ~5min into the convo? they all do it>>42073889no U
>>42073905uhhh but i am i’m literally a fed who gets paid to demoralize you
>>42073875>add me on dc>doesn’t post dcmasterful gambit
nta but i've had doxxmoder on disc and shes nice. she's never once asked for nudes or even tried to get me to post more than i'm comfortable with.
>>42073916i'm waiting for approval, unlike fat men.
imma treat u right girl 8==>
>>42073914please demoralize me enough that i actually Do It
>>42073907stop fucking up my ctrl+f you count
no (You)
>>42073920alright. you’ve got my approval. post your discord. doxxmoder didn’t ask me for nudes either, she was nice, albeit insecure and apologizing a lot
that’s myPenis i sent you my penis - respond
i'm so sorry
>>42073937that certainly in A Penis! :thumbs-up:
why is the gen so fucking active its 5am wtf
>>42073938weeeeeelcome back
>>42073943it’s all my fault, i’m sorry
>>42073943saturday night? christmas break?
>>42073891he’s lying and was mocking you btw you’re extremely easy to identify go to sleep and do something with your life
>>42073943it's 11:30 ya dinguswhat a funny fella (You) are
>>42073919oh so you're the anon! leak the goods sis!! and make 'em juicy :^)>>42073931>albeit insecure and apologizing a lotLMAO i'll just wait for him to ruuin things and swoop in :^&
>>42073943im euro
>>42073944i'm sorry, i'll stop
>>42073952>suddenly too much of a wuss to post discord
>>420739431130 am
what’s a time zone?
>>42073949what makes me identifiable
>>42071242Copypasta?
>>42073968it was a toy in happy meals distributed in 2003
>>42073957lmao fine, gpalibrator_
>>42073973What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo
>>42073984manmoder cocking you?
if the lighting is good enough you can clearly see large piss stains on my sweatpants from where i soaked them and let it dry
>>42073992you should get them wet again so i can suck the piss out
>>42073992this garnered a single raised eyebrow from me>>42073999this raised the other one as well
>>42073999my piss smells like mushrooms a little is that okay with you
>>42073975I was a toy in happy meals distributed in 2003
a girl toy or a boy toy?
>>42074002why don’t you pee in your pants, then suck the pee out of them?
>>42073972i hate you after all you disgust me goodbye
>>42074025I'm not as of yet so enlightened in my perversion. I bow unto thee
>>42074011I know, I have You on my shelf
>>42074031i actually have never done any piss play. i’m sorry for stealing valor
>>42074032thank you for keeping me for so long. I love you
>>42074035i drank another guys pee exactly once and it wasnt that bad
>>42074048you drank it at least twice, i peed in your drink once
>>42074029what did i do to (You)?
>>42074035it's ok... a piss kink is something that I do have though, it's just...never my own lol
>>42074055piss on my face next time why dont you
>>42074059so would you suck the pee out of your pants if i pissed your pants?
>>42074061im too shy
purchasing a feral pack of dogs to unleash during white girl wednesday
>>42074066fakemoder
are you telling me moder fried this rice
>>42074065you present me with quite the quandary, I must say that would be insanely perverted. that sounds kind of cool actually. I wouldn't *personally* though I guess, but I would in theory
shipping ozempic to every tummy posters house
>>42074069please make sure they have fat dicks and they're not just large dogs. and make sure they actually know how to fuck
>>42074069based
>>42074087isn’t the common refrain that there’s not enough fat tummies on tuesday? why make them skinnier?
>>42074035last year someone here added me on disc and asked me to send a vid of me drinking my own peei recorded it but i never sent it
>>42074088why yes, of course, only the longest cocks and fattest knots for the fine white women of mmg
>>42074106i posted my disc earlier can you send it to me
>>42073536I wish neetadopters wife was as obnoxious as her when she posted so I could tell what posts are hers
>>42074106damn, going through all the trouble to record and do it without actually sending it sucks. you did that shit for nothing
>>42073981OkY i get it >_>
>>42074113you sure you want that? im a man
>>42074130"Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness).Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music.Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta.Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and MineralEMO BELONGS TO HARDCORENOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE
>>42074141is there one about mcdonalds? the mcchicken sauce?
>>42074141Noooooooooo
>>42074144I want to watch you yam down 10 mcdoubles in one sitting
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>>42074135i need it
>>42074148it's not even that big of a deal. I could probably do 17
>>42074103too many fat fetishists i just want to ruin their day
which ‘moder can eat the most chicken mcnuggets in one sitting?
>>42074149lame
>>42074158with or without sauces
when I eat long things like salted sticks or long cookies or something I usually put the end in my mouth and push it further in as I chew it like a rodent
>>42074165eater’s choice
>>42074166i sometimes do that too
>>42074153could you do 20 O_O
>>42074158I've never had chicken nuggets
>>42074166that’s fun. i did that in elementary school with cheez puffs and shit sometimes
why are you all so obsessed with mcdonalds its ass
>>42074172no that's too much10 is ezpz, 15 is ok17 is probably on the verge
>>42074158go vegan asshole
>>42074182yeah I don't get it, but it's more like a cultural phenomenon than anything at this point
>>42074182nostalgia
>>42074183I would settle for 16
>>42074184which moder can eat the most plant based nuggets in one sitting
i like qpc if i have enough points(which i don’t unlike that one fatass that does)if i dont want them to think im too fat i just get fries and diet coke
my farts are rancid rn
>>42074188i wish plant based nuggets were priced more comparably to normal nuggets. i look at the impossible nuggets in the grocery store sometimes but it’s more expensive for less food and as a neet i can’t justify it
>>42074188me, at least 30 if i have sparkling water with it
>>42074198which are you. are you a girl, or are you a REAL WOMAN
unfortch im on the right
I have really loud and manly coughs and sneezes and I hate it a lot
for like a year i used to sneeze like “achow” instead of “achoo”
hit em with that kerchow
im being stalked 24/7...
me too
nah i take breaks and sleep. it’s more like 14/6.
i want a man to gape me. goodnight mmg
> i'll grip and grab at them with both handswhat did he mean by this?
straggot
do you think moders would make good housemakers
some of you are maidpilled to such a degree I'd be genuinely surprised if there weren't good housemakers amongst us
homemakers
>>42074275in what way is anyone here maidpilled??
I think about being a homemaker sometimes because I think I don't mind doing chores like cleaning, laundry, taking the trash and etc. but I probably wouldn't be good at it becauss I'm not good at anything and I'm an awful cook anyways which would defeat the purpose
strapping my 'moder maid into a milking machine and leaving her there all day
hot desu
maid dresses are stupid
>>42074297that's mean
>>42074283there are like tens of people in here who are like >>42074289 or even more so
>>42074325but I wouldn't be good at it in a real situation
>>42074312ball gagging you so you drool all over yourself
i won btw
I wish I could be a servant for some wealthy person or something that sounds chill
>>42074330the picture you've painted in my head is so vivid
>>42074330that sounds exhausting..
>>42074329perhaps you just need practice and a nice maid dress
>>42073365Same
>>42074350practice wouldn't help me be a real person that knows how to do things and I'm not wearing a dumb dress you moron
>>42074202baby numbers>>42074297i will never be cow maid moder...
I had a dream i was happily making food for my wife just wake up abruptly and realize i have no one
if you were rich you could fly out some neet and play house with her
>>42074371ntn but I think practice is how you learn how to do things
>>42073464>>42073168post it again I didn't get to see
Due to the new captcha, chudette is no longer able to post here :( end of an era, i wish are brother the very best
>>42074390you cant recover from being less than dirt
>>42074371rude :(
I'd put a maid dress on and be a submissive little moder
>>42074374never give up on your dreams...
I'm submissive and I hate myself for it a lot
>>42074449what kind of maid dress do you think you'd look best in?
>>42074457none? are you stupid? i'm a disgusting looking moid thing that should never wear a maid dress, it's just nice to imagine
>>42074391unsee cc/album#uGjdqD0gxDyp>>42074452my dreams have been shattered long ago
impressive anglefraud desu, what do you look like from straight on
>>42074521like a man duh
>>42074527>>42074496fuck off
I’m really hairy s d ugly I doubt I can get ready for my bf to come fuck me do you think he will be ok with it? I have 3 hours
>>42074533:(
>>42074484ok fuck you then >:|
>>42074540no. lock your doors and dont return his calls
>>42074533nta but are you retarded? even if you're built like a literal rectangle you can take a picture of yourself that looks like this
>>42074549that's what i've been saying
>>42074549FUCK OFF
>>42074547He has key
>>42074575barricade it with a chair
>>42074556it's true>>42074557i'm sorry you can't lay in a bed and anglefraud into having hips
>>42074583fuck off
>>42074586mocking me
>>42074594end your life
>>42074579IdkWhy are you saying this :(I love him
>>42074496that's nice
>>42074596mocking me
>>42074620you know you dont deserve him
>>42074629But he choose me
men are literal shit
He will kiss me even if I’m fat and died t shave well right…
>>42074668kys
>>42071816embarrassing
how faggy of a case is this
>>42074683might as well leave home wearing only jockstraps
>>42074683Not faggy this is straight up womens case
>>42074672why would I kill myself over a fact
>>42074683if you put stickers on it or decorate it further in any way i'll have to call you a slur
>>42074688>>42074694>>42074699is this any better then
i need to get a popsocket
>>42074705this is fire senpai. I would use this
>>42074705faggot, why? why did you make me say that? who cares what your phone case looks like, just say your niece gifted it to you
>>42074705Baller manly flowers
i've prepared manmoder slop
this doesn't look like slop, mocking me?
>>42074736can i live with you i have my own money and job i just want you to feed me
i fucking hate rice noodles
next time a cis girl ask me to spare her a pad I'll just be rude and say i don't have an uterus
anything other than a black or brown wallet case is effeminate
>>42074740nou because i would eat everything before it could reach your im sorry>>42074741those are udon noodles..
>>42074747severely autistic
>>42074707that's gay, only women have that
>>42074748its ok i can handle a bit more disappointment today im not at my limit yet
>>42074747real moders use one of those dumb metal clip wallets
>>42074751autists are often correct
>>42074748i hate udon too
>>42074769:(okay ill throw the noodles in the trash
>>42074754so? I'm gonna use it on my kindle
>>42074778>kindlefoid
>>42074762only when theyre slobbering on my balls yeah
I've barely tried food outside of my country's culinaries because I live in a tiny shithole and have no experiences
>>42074781meds
can someone bring me mcdonalds? i’ll pay the full amount + finders fee + hugs
>>42074784?
>>42074790mccmcmcdoubleloele ughhhh
>>42074790depends are you cute
>>42074796i’ve been called before yes1 mcdouble no onion 1 hamburger extra ketchup no onion 6 pack nugget 1 chickenburger
I have never been called cute becauss I'm a man with a big frame and a chiseled jaw
>>42074805>chickenburgerit's mcchicken you fakemcmoder
>>42074805nothing to drink?
>>42074821the extra chup' is for drinking
>>42074821i have drink >>42074820>she doesn’t know
>>42074833nasty bitch damn
>>42074836i dont knowexplain :(
I just want to feel a man's hands around my own playing with my fingers
>>42074876you're disgusting
i want to feel mcdouble around my own mcdoubles playing with my fries
do you think they'll animate quanxi's lesbian orgy
im not big fan of animations desu
>>42074878im sorry, i know
>>42074876my buddy did this to me a few days ago in front of his gf while showing me how to use his camera it was alright just had to pretend i didn’t like it
>>42074933didi the gf fujoshid out?
>>42074897haibane renmei made me cry
>>42074933was your heart burning up when he did it
genuinely just wacked my willy
im gonna puke
>>42074954ur peanus weanus haha
>>42074940no it was like when the wife in brokeback mountain looks out the door she was extremely suspicious of me the whole time >>42074947yeah
>>42074970>brokeback mountainwoaw did people really watch this
>>42074933I don't think I could look him in the eyes again
>>42074981i did when i was younger i felt neutral about it at the time >>42075002i couldn’t the rest of the night
>>42074981it's just ok but it's about as far as normal hets can get into queer films, they can't handle true fag kino
>>42075023i should watch this i feel like someone here plugged it before
sure ill watch coal for moids
is there gay nigga kino with a servant/slave that falls in love with his master or is that too deranged
funny as always >w<(i actually laughed gj)
loving you
>>42075111would you settle for CO who falls in love with one of his grunts?
>>42075141what's a CO?but yes, the reverse is fine too if less interesting
>>42074943Same I felt sad for days after but that's probably because my life sucked then
where’s my mcdonalds
i atyed it
mocking moders mocking me
meanie i’m still hungry
>>42075574mocking my moders to unit test my mcinterface with cowkini
i have never and will never wear a cowkini
>>42075629i will make subliminial post in mmg every day and you will be hypnotized to wear it and you wont even notice
>>42075629Preaching to the choir
>>42073221animation meme poster i love u i laught everytime
>>42075647the choir in question all wears cowkinis
bump
>>42075679umm sweaty...
>>42073410stop letting yourself get rinsed for money, by moders no less like damn puh lease have some self respect
>>42075679Hehe
do you think neetadopter is a finsub that's just trying to hide it
>>42075637buy me one
>>42075739no, i don't think he's trying to hide it
>>42075742oki
kurt cobain voice rape me
i think neetadopter is nice and doesn't have ulterior sexual motivations
i dont thinks
i think he crankin him hog
i feel so awful today i want to die. i have sk much stupid stuff to do and i dont want tk do itx zALSK i really dont want to to do itr also i trally treally dont want to do it becashe it all suxks to do and jt’s embarrassing snd j had the passing dream last night AGAIN and i dont pass and i hate myself
if I was rich I would want to give gifts to friends but the unfortunate reality is that poors are horrible people and if you give them even a sniff of money they go insane
proletarians are the only people who aren't psychopathic ghouls. you can't have money to spare and a human conscience at the same time.
>>42075885proletarians are mostly retarded and brutish wtf are you talking about
I have never met a poor "person" with good morals that aren't just larp
>>42075885>you can't have money to spare and a human conscience at the same time.>liboids really believe thisthe jews sure did a number on you
>>42075897>>42075904psychopaths>>42075915kike
i wish i was a human with a human body
>liboidsholy cringe
the amount of ugly subhumans here really make me want to quit this awful board
do you think if i shot myself and my body fell down from structure where i’d do it would someone pick up the gun and try to use it on themselves or others? so like should i only put 1 bullet in the chamber?
do i go out tonight or do i rot a little more? it has been over two days since i brushed my teeth so theyre bound to be a little yellow which is a big con for going out since im inevitably going to smile and laugh with somebody and then theyll see im rotting from the inside
>>42076001rot
>>42076010do i brush my teeth or no
>>42076001drink until blackout
I hate my life
>>42075862>>42075897>>42075904americans are just so raped man>inb4 not americanspiritually american then
>>42076129niggas read one book and make it their personality in their early 20s
>>42075885there are no western proletariat.
>>42076129any person worth their salt for the last 200 years has left for america, being european at this point is embarassing
should we have sex
>>42076282true, that's why i'm a Gadaffist
>>42071172im honning out todaystole some of moms stuff
next: >>42076340
>>42076344ootd
