old>>42101886QOTT: WWYD if you woke up and saw this under your tree??
call the police and tell them there’s some weird looking dude in my house
So one I got for my sister and the other one I got got myself. I think it is quite obvious which is which
brimstone and ASS
If you been to America and other countries, then you might understand. America is 1st world country, but if you go out into the country, ghettos, complexes or trailer parks; It's people living in 3rd world conditions.Bleh
>>42105907Well my phone decided to act dumb just like delta's phone
If you're being mean to me, remember you being mean to someone that looks like this. So think twice to not make his feelings hurt.
>>42105923God now I do want to be mean. That mask makes that dude look like he has down syndrome
The only downside to USA is Healthcare cost>>42105933Be nice
I love America and Jesus. Jesus is just alright with me! Jesus is just alright, whoa yeah!
>>42105940And niggers
>>42105923Okay timur.
>>42105944I love lucifer. Lucifer is my daddy slayyyyy ( my enemies Lucy)
>>42105944rotund turtleBig pants ok
>>42105981Eh I'm not down with Luci.
>>42105940Also several legal drugs in my state.
>>42105992Let him in Dan
>>42105885please answer QOTT
>>42106022Don't you know If you don't like drugs you're a biggot. Go do crystal meth now!
>>42106030Would kiss him for fun but probably wouldn't fuck him.
>>42106046it started out so strong
>>42106050so recently i got some labradorite. it wards off evil spirits and promotes mental clarvoyance.
>>42106054why notty for answering
>>42106092He doesn't seem like my type. But I guess if I got his pants off and he had a nice dick I'd probably suck it.
https://youtu.be/Ikn6Z2fxMs4
I got myself a Kindle for Kurisumasu. Praying this bitch comes with the correct firmware to jailbreak out of the box
>>42106113Artfully concealing your beard.
>>42106127I can't really grow a beard.
>>42106091Then why I am able to astral project to your room?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWCidnkhPtQ
I fell asleep once in the snow
>>42106190Gay viking
>>42106199Why you call me that?
>>42106158Are you gonna be a saint (sainte) or a Grinch (grunch)?
https://x.com/jayobtv/status/2003433397905945035epstein used the alias 'Marius' lmfao
>>42106169Why does he have a boner while he is wearing just underwear in a snowy day?
>>42106225But you could be an angry bottom. Submissive but not happy about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2XSQWkrwsI
>>42106236That's me. Paige is a doormat bottom
>>42106144you're just gay. that doesn't mean you're evil. god.
>>42105885I’d stay calm, hide, and keep 911 on the line.
>>42106283i usually just go in the closet and put my belt around my neck
>>42106226i'm not seeing a boner, he just fills it out nicely
will this be the year you come out as gay to your family at Christmas dinner?
Mommy santa touched my penis
would you ate a tall Jewish bf you little goy?
>>42106314Damn your family don't know you're gay? Pussy
>>42106314I'm going to have sex with my Uncle Jeff this Christmas at the dinner table. We planned it out already as our way of announcing.
>>42106367I don't eat my food if it isn't intact
>>42106283why are you scared of him
>>42106314Maybe. The problem is I feel like it will make the event suddenly about me when it wasn't supposed to be. I'm still in the "wait until I have a long term boyfriend I need to introduce for me to come out" camp. My parents don't really seem to give a fuck, but the extended family isn't really going to understand it and I need an ample argument.
>>42106377ALRIGHT!i'll do the fuckin' dishes.
>>42106297OH do you get a boner while doing that?
>>42106415oh i disagree but beauty is subjective!
>>42106377>>42106377demon
>>42106418I need to figure out makeup.
>>42106402i spied on my parents social media and they are caught up in how proud they are of my older brother for marrying a girl and having a child, not even one post about me since i went to college years ago now, why do parents only care about you getting married to a woman and having a baby?
>>42106418That's a woman
>>42106444That's what Asian men look like
>>42106444he is a man and most likely straight ;__;
choose your future husband
Samael coming back just in time for Christmas to let us know he has no friends, no family, no car, and no job! If I was a meaner person, I'd even think he has no teeth, but I'll let his hairline recede in peace.
>>42106500https://voca.ro/14tYpqhYE4hU
>>42106498I wouldn't Pic someone with the jew hat and I have a feeling they all have one
breed me. master.fill me with your love
>>42106554why does a yamaka bother you?
>>42106539>you're a cunt if you have family, friends, and moneysomeone sounds jealous >give away all your posessions and follow jesusyou first with all your guitars collecting dust, live what you preach about, right?
>>42106500Yeah I bought all of these presents today just to shove them up my ass
>>42106539Anyone who has ever seen a picture of that fat baby's hair knows he's oppa balding style.
>>42101033Aww that's nice of him! I'm happy you're having a good time spending time with family. ^-^
please!! >.<'aah~ i need it so bad.*leaks pre*
>>42106439Because that's all they were taught to carry about brah.
>>42106580https://voca.ro/1aR85qTeURDZ
>>42106605Sit and watch the stoop light flicker
Oh fuck
https://voca.ro/19H7BERkGpdf
>>42106611stop turning me on, you're old enough to be my dad
>>42106640i'll wait for someone else to do it so we can see we all the things their covering up about trump
>>42106640You're cooking on this one
Arm wrestle me
>>42106539https://voca.ro/16lGxwUMHvzT
>>42106643https://voca.ro/1m4JO3CW9vzc
>>42106580You seem like you actually are the jelous one. I have a bunch of friend and family and I have pics with them. Also you didn't replay to my fucking presents because you're a goblino that will never revive gifts from friends and family
>>42106655It's coming>>42106657Thank you friend!
>>42106673If you're 30 yo you could be the dad of a 15 yo a bunch of people have become parents at 15 yo
>>42106580its so obvious and tbqh embarrassing that sam feels like has to subtweet himself for attention
>>42106687would have to get to know him better, it's not an instant attraction
>>42106666https://voca.ro/1af8pbLhn0NG
>>42106687Yeah, though he looks a little young for me to seriously partner with
>>42106682You're kind of a nutcase and in my opinion you post too much.
>>42106738what are you doing for Christmas slayer? do you have extended family you care about?
Almost to my exes for our 2nd visit since breakup. That love is so good and toxic we’re stuck together forever I fear
I have never had an enema before (I'm a top), is that weird? I kinda want to try it but afraid all this stuff is going to come out that has accumulated for years. Is that not how it works? Also does anyone actually eat the recommended dose of fiber a day? It seems like way too much. I don't want to go to the bathroom more than 2-3 times a day.
>>42106592lol
>>42106786Douching too much is bad for your gut and will start to hurt your stomach lining. Poop is gonna come out. Bottoming is not glamorous or easy.
If we aren't supposed to worship the government and suck daddy Trump and Papa Joe's cocks to the hilt then I don't even wanna do politics anymore.
https://voca.ro/16f8gwjku4np
Chances thrownNothing's free Longing forUsed to be
I think if Dan and Sam got into a mid-off gigi would never recover. We've have posts from years ago percolating within the econosystem. Poverty finance levels of grift and topic drift. No friends, no family... [Dan's age] in the middle of Miami bros.
>>42106792Elaborate on how I’m a narcissist
And if you must go to work tomorrow Well if I were you I wouldn't bother
>>42106823Posting in the gaygen is a pretty obvious red flag right off the bat desu
>>42106847danmanding* Actually danwomaning**
I'm liking the new Fantastic 4.
>>42106758So he could easily have a 25 yo son. Why is he saying he could only have a 15 yo son lol
>>42106847Yah that was the joke lol
The difference between Dan and Sam is that Dan would ask for dog poop for christmas and Sam would ask for cat poop. Dan is also more likely to be fluent in Spanish.
>>42106738https://voca.ro/12J5OmdMtDck
Movies is Alien Ant Farm's magnum opus.
Samael seems cool what on earth is anons problem?
>>42106749Well sure. That doesn't make me not have friends tho. Also come here because I can say insane shit and there is less moderation like in a place like leditt
>>42106918I honestly kinda wish we all were just anon. I would be more fun that way.
>>42106905If I had to bet $1000 on who has tasted poop in his life between Sam and Dan, without hesitation I'm letting it ride on Dan.
>>42106918Aww thanks. I'm an aquire taste like coffee. Or not. I became friends with that dude in my drawing class since day one. Maybe anon has a stick up their ass
>>42106921I'm just saying man.
Need a naked group cuddle.
>>42106905https://voca.ro/1dqE6Lab24gHYeah I could never speak Spanish. Mama vergas
>>42106939I mean sure. You're probably not the same anon that posted the original post saying bullshit without sources.And I can totally understand if you don't think I'm very agreeable. Even marius told me I wasent agreeable at all and people didnt like him here either lol so it make sense if you think I'm a bit out of line , mentally
>>42106913Yes. The frontman also looks very cute in that video. I WANT YOU TO BE FREEE
>>42106974DONT WORRYYYY ABOUT MEEEEE
ngl it's comfy time
>>42106972No I didn't even listen to that. Sorry for the confusion. Be safe.
If you didn't wrap your presents sloppily you didn't wrap them with love fuck out of here with your perfect folds
>>42106995yah we’re gonna watch fallout and make out I gotta get him to s2
>>42106995can i get in on this?
>>42106924Any regular poster develops an identity, that's why anon gets clocked off trip so often...>>42106930Lmao, it's a red flag when someone is so bitter right before christmas unu
>>42107023Just get a gift bag
>>42107043That's what makes it fun though.
>>42107049>just get a gift bag
>>42107041You better still be cute Tex. I haven't posted on here in years, surprised you're still here.
>>42107049>full of cat poop
Gaygen posters are tv shows + drinksDan: Spongebob And a BeerSamael: Nonalcoholic Wine Cooler and BlueyTexasnaon: China Illionois and everclear spritzAnonymous: Education Connection Ad and a tyleonol PM
>>42107080sorry lol i'm old and ugly now.
>>42107092Who the fuck just has "a beer" as in "one?"
>>42107099so fucking true. one beer turns into six beers easily.
>>42107023I used too much paper and did a double fold sis.
i wanna fight tex in the parking lot of a waffle house
>>42107092Well you don't know me at all because it would be daria and a piña colada. If we are talking about cartoons that is
I want to be startled in a wafflehouse while a drunk man fights a hobo in the parking lot
>>42107099Dan does due to his drug addiciton he moves to harder and slipperier drugs such as methadone after a single alcoholic imbediation.
>>42107095Still cute, would still marry.
So I like 65% of the guys on tinder I do not like. The ones I'm swiping. The other 35% I do tho. So idk what's up with that. Because I clearly don't like women. So how I'm even getting a boyfriend that way. Since of those 35% they need to like me back so what are the odds
>>42107171You're overthinking shit.
>>42107095not beating the biological woman allegations
I hate you all more than you'll ever know.
>>42107178Am I tho. I'm kinda old. And I'm single sooo
>>42107092All good shows.
How has it been here, how are you guys It's been awhile since I popped into /lgbt/
>>42107218Buttons on your underwear
>>42107225Why are you watching the Australian dog show for children?
giwtwmhttps://youtu.be/KgCOdj228lQ?si=KN_ZQNkIpUosi3k7
>>42107171This is the kind of humblebrag you make when you should be actually humble and not bragging.
>after all these years tex still making catty bottoms mad because he's so prettybased
>>42107250You just know Samael is lined up waiting for a poop.
>>42107235merry christmas
>>42107249It isn't a humble brag. I wondering if the internet corrupted my mind and now I have messed up beauty standards. I don't want to be alone for the entire of my life. Delta is already carrying that cross and I don't want to steal his shtick
>>42107250So you're implying it's me? Because I always thought tex was quite pretty. I'm not black enough to be his type tho
>>42107262Merry christmas to you too
Samael >Am I too pornbrained when I swipe on more guys than other people?Lesbian drinking mountain dew >MMmmm refreshing!
>>42107269no Samael, not everything is about you.
>>42107274kek
>>42107276Sorry. It is just that an anon seem to talk about me all the time so I get confused. See above
>>42107238Because my kids like it, and it's a good show. Now I'm about to watch The Family Guy holiday special. "Disney's Hulu's Family Guy's Hallmark Channel's Lifetime's Unoriginal Holiday Movie".
>>42107295You have kids?
I like kissing and holding hands with my bf in public, so people know we are a couple :)
https://youtube.com/shorts/YqIiPCmXYbo?si=j7aegR9_fv_Ji62o
>>42107271>kirby picwere you the fem twink that used to post pics?
>>42105919>America is 1st world country
>>42107345I am, yesI wanted to check in and see how everyone's been doing
I finally cooked something for the first time in weeks since I fucked up my ankle. I made lazy lasagna, which is dumping dried penne pasta in a greased metal baking dish, dumping pre-made tomato sauce (mezetta, please!) on top, some concord grape vinegar and maple syrup, a bit of butter, and then some random cheeses I got from a regional creamery that I wanted to use up (cheese curds, ricotta) as well as some generic freshly grated domestic parmesan and mozzarella on top and then I bake it at high heat - the idea is not to have to pre cook the elements separately
>>42107413I don't know how I remembered that lol, it's been like 4 years since I posted. They were top tier pics though.
>>42107455I'm glad you think so, I still run a dumpy little page for it anyways and it helps with my dumb hobbiesHope everyone's doing better since those years ago though
Samael = the Domino's Dominatrix.
>>42107552Is this about the board game or the shitty pizza?
>>42107473fem twinks are allowed to have dumb hobbies
>>42107581i dont know anon I got suckered into magic the gathering and now im building commander decks like a loserleast i still get to wear lewd clothes (or none at all lol)
fem twink is code for proto tranny
>>42107593If thats the case then I've been proto for pushing 8 years anonWhen does the bubble pop
Why would Samael, a "Mexican", be familiar with Domino's pizza UNLESS he's faking it?
>>42107597I'm not mexican you fucking retard. I'm a Colombian living in Costa Rica. I also know McDonald's is a thing and you eat way too much of it fatty
>>42107596john 50 is a meme for a reasonanyone describing themselves as "fem twink" just may have a complex regarding their looks
>>42107627i dont really call myself a "fem twink" i just go by cute boy or twink or sometimes femboy if people are addressing me as thatreally I dont care much about whatever name people dub me with, I just like the cute look and seeing the bulges I give people.
>>42107597>>42107626Ooop he couldn't even wait for someone else to post before samefagging this time.
>>42107636based
>>42107636>I just like the cute lookyeah see that's the tranny bitcute doesn't work past ~ 35
>>42107627This. Now fat fems are where its at
>>42107648Tex is mid 50s and pulling loose old man ballsacks with his soggy butthole... Think before you post.
>>42107638I'm not schozoid enough to insult myself like you do
>>42107648thats great for you anon but i'll just keep enjoying what I have and I'll adopt something else fun when I get to that bridge, thats just how life is, growing and adaptingI'm sorry you think its necessary to point that out to people
>>42107665Nta but posting edited (You) screenshots is literally samefag 101 lmfao
>>42107626same thing rly
>>42107672Yeah I totally edited that on my phone at one am instead of a racist retard posting retard shit. There is one below just read below >>42107679Read above
>>42107688idk how it relates
>>42107700Well are you racist, yes. You even agree on that one. Are you retarded? You'll say no but I disagree
describe a day in the life of an over 40 fem former twink
>>42107717the white man is proudly retarded brown brotha
>>42107648that isn't something exclusive to fem gay guys though - everybody ages, straight "pretty boys" lean into being cute and there are women that go for being cute rather than sexy.
>>42107734Posting with the name Samael on cis gay general!
>>42107737I wouldnt call you man. You kinda look like a Trans lard elemental. But I'm glad you accept you're fucking retarded. Makes everything you call me fake and gay
>>42107737so true.i am retarded and PROUD.
>>42107768lel
absolute cultural victory, nippon may be saved yet
>>42107781You know Shitza was saying it because she is racist right. Are you racist now? Guess that is why you wanted to get a Latino dark boyfriend. To ridicule him and abuse you racist twink
first time checking on gaygen in a while. i just want to say for the record that i knew this would happen. in two years it'll swing back to something else
If you're not eating a McNuggets with playing Guild Wars Reforged you have no idea what nostalgia is right now. It's like the Searing never happened.
texanon is a white nationalist now? america may be saved yet...
>>42107812what.
>>42107818what did you roll if you say wamo i will beat you up
Shitza being a nazi like if her transexual Jewish polish ass wouldn't end in auschwitz is so very amusing
>>42107821You can just read. The top post chain shitza was making fun of me for being Latino like she does every day. She also says awful things of black people daily when black people are so much more likeable than her
>>42107821thoughts on racism tex?
going to japan to find a racist japanese femboy bf anyone want anything?
>>42107825Necro/Monk.
>>42107826i will leave the neonazism to your fellow mexicans actually...
>>42107828she said that the white man is retarded and i whoelheartedly believe that is true i even reiterated it in my post that is all i was trying to say why the fuck am i even explaining this are y'all dumb or something.
captcha next to the quality of posts here is proof iq tests are fake
>>42107836interesting, im on war/mes rn
>>42107842If you're crazy enough you can just crack open your third eye and see the right slide without even thinking. You just know.
>>42107842the mobile captcha where you have to find the difference betweena bunch of squares with dots on them confuses the fuck out of me and i get it wrong 3/4 times and it makes me so frustrated sometimes i don't even bother.
>>42107839my theory is youre basically like daryl davis. playing the long game to save a lost soul
>>42107859who.
>dumb silly bottoms literally counting the number of empty squares in each frame
>>42107851it's important to exercise your brain as you age. helps prevent dementia
p sure some ppl have a different one mines easy though ok i need to stop looking at phone im in car and queasy now
To "Shiza" pedestrian is another word for speed bump. But she needs her Love in Space Web gacha fix.
>>42107878i'm going to exercise my fists by repeatedly punching you in the gut.
>>42107839Being so amicable with a known racist that just post about how she hates black and Latinos all day isn't going to get you. Latino boyfriend. They'll avoid you like the plague and since you're American you even have the chance. To get a boyfriend from here. You are so very dumb. Want a Latino boyfriend? denounces racists specially the ones that are racists against Latinos
>>42107887has anyone ever told you you look like edward snowden?
>>42107898blow my whistle.
>>42107842If you think these captcha are any difficult it just shows you're not very smart. Implying these should even count as an Iq test is wild
>>42107862black guy who joined the kkk to spread peace and love which would be very much like being nice to 4chan racists if you weren't safely white
>>42107936no one can save the souls of zoomers except themselves or the almighty power of jesus christ. edginess is built into them.
>>42107936People of every color have been nice to shitza and she never changes. Can't save the soul of someone who wasn't born with one.
>>42107963I feel like I just heard this
is it over if you're 22 and have never had contact with another person that isn't familial or clinical
What's your orientation (top/vers/bottom) and what is your favourite position? c:I'm a bottom and my favourite is probably missionary
>>42107969I transmitted this with my empath powers directly to your mind. Pwease don't be racist.Anyway I'm gonna go to sleep merry christmas eve
No you are not a bottom you're a large language model
>>42107886i dont believe in gays and women driving
I'm more of a bottom than you
>>42107963what people of color
>>42107999shall we have a competition? shall we duel?
quick stop to check on our land, yup we're rich
>>42108005are you sure? I don't think you'd stand a chance
>>42106995>>42107041Comf
>>42107977Us fags have it way easier than straight people when it comes to getting a partner. So no, it is not over. The question is, why haven't you tried?
>>42108014bitch i'm 5'2" you would never win
>>42107995And you're neither...
>>42108012mad how in 6 months time this will look picturesque and beautiful
>>42108021damn okay, that's shorter than my sister wtf
>>42108012glory to our leader mao zedong
>>42108012thats crazy that you think owning an investment property is proletarian just because it has dead trees on it in the middle of winter (???)
>>42108012i wanna step on those leaves and hear the crunchy noises is that okay?
TEXANON HAS SEX WITH OCTOPUSES
>>42108038maltese truthnuke
submissive straight men
>>42107095You look like John Lennon
I don't believe in magicI don't believe in I ChingI don't believe in BibleI don't believe in TarotI don't believe in HitlerI don't believe in JesusI don't believe in KennedyI don't believe in BuddhaI don't believe in mantraI don't believe in GitaI don't believe in yogaI don't believe in kingsI don't believe in ElvisI don't believe in ZimmermanI don't believe Texanon is intersexI just believe in meYoko and meAnd that's reality
>>42108066no that's edward snowden if they didn't have haircuts in russia
>>42108072no that's my wife (husband)
>>42108076i didn't know they let octopi use computers
Imagine there's no penisIt's easy if you try
I'm doing a study on gay male tricep sizes. Please post your triceps below.
>>42105992tortoise, not turtle. ugh.
>>42108033what? you think im some kind of commie?>>42108035yes
political schizophrenia many such cases
>>42108092made me snort ngl.
we are good prosperous folk, many acres of land beautiful wonderful acres of land, two farm houses, one rural house, barn, two city flats, two cars and such and such
Are there bigger attentionfags than trip and namefags?
>>42105885>>42107145
and we made a stop to pray for our dead at the graveyard and lit some grave lights, thats what good white folk do
>>42107961it's only edgy the first 300 times then it just becomes what one actually is
google white isolationism and google ai will call it a racist ideology, google black isolationism and google ai will call it a "political movement", google is racist
>>42108143i want to sound smart without being smart so i'm just gonna say a word, "osmosis" and let you AI-generate a post made by me in your head or something idk.
Best joint anti-communist and anti-nazi propaganda is seeing how many internet commies were nazis 3 years ago and how many internet nazis were commies 3 years ago. The majority of the people repping your ideologies are impulsive degenerate children.
>>42108168but seriously, why do you do that? i am sincerely wondering.
im fucking polish whyd i be a nazi when they killed 10x more of us than the jews
google 'fat woman' and a picture of shiza comes up
>>42108180why do i do what?get really sleepy and try not to close my eyes while sitting at my desk? struggle to maintain consciousness while the sandman tickles my eyes? are you serioulsy fucking asking me that right now anon?
>>42108190rude
>>42108182there is an entire country with tons of jewish nazis. it is a belief system that hasn't meant hitler worship for a long time.
>>42108190shizer isn't fat she is just big boned (polish cuisine is high in calcium).
>>42108199>>42108199>>42108199nu
