Eva Christmas editionqott: were you naughty or nice this year?prev - >>42119301
>>42125271>qotti had a less scummy year than usual, i could've done better tho
>>42125271I'm literally nice and I've never been on the naughty list. and I never will
>>42125271i wasnt even human this yearat last i came out to my best friend the only person who isnt trans and knows i am transyey
they're turning me into a golem next year so i'm not really looking forward to that
anyone else get poop in their christmas stocking this year?
>>42125271is that a fucking thumbnail fuck you what the fuck
>>42125300are you a graveler getting traded next year?
>>42125317idk i saved it like 2 years ago
>>42125318yeeeah, shit fucking sucks :/
>>42125340please don’t use self destruct. i lost my leafeon to that
pullin up to yo function and touchin you without your consent
>>42125354i just... i just don't know anymore... i have so many graveler friends, you don't want to know what they say about golems.
pullin up to your function and shitting on the floor like i just donteven care
a moder with a frankly ridiculous amount of chicken nuggets
i need to starve myself until i'm 80 pounds and drop dead
i dont even wanna goon man
i do
>>42125384pullin up to my function and licking the poop off the floor like i just donteven care
>>42125429i practically never do. i never did it much pre-hrt, and e sure as shit didn’t make me jerk off more
>>42125418miss moder? if i could be frank with you for just a moment? these look fucking delectable and you made me QUITE hungry
how do you still have the libido to want to goon without getting bored after 30 minutesi haven't gooned for 8+ hours since pre hrt
>>42125452yeah ok foid but this is the male thread
>>42125454i’m sorry nona :( i had a bunch with nothing else as my christmas dinner. you know, because i’m a broke person
Wish for Kaworu bf
>>42125469wish for misato gf
>>42125459oh boy i sure do love being told i “soul pass” while not physically passing. it’s so worth it
santa fucked my ass :(
>>42125717did you forget to leave out cookies and milk?
most people can see that I'm a tranny and use she/her to me out of pity
>>42125756the brutalist truthest nuke that hit the gen
>>42125731nta but i left out extra cookies and milk and santa just fucked me extra hard :(
>>42125756no one can see i’m a tranny because i’m a truemoder
>>42125811real trvkemanmoders aren't feminine enough to be visibly trans at all
dinner will not be completed on schedule
why not?
>>42125824then explain why every unsee posted here is obviously a tranny, oooooh wait... it's because this is bmg disguised as mmg
yamming down some christmas poop desu
>>42125842i’m “obviously a tranny” because i’m on the tranny board posting in one of the tranny threads, not because i actually look trans
add me on furaffinity
add me on e621
>>42125841the taters require an additional 30 more minutes than expected
does anyone else feel disgust when opening up mmg?
>>42125861hell yes sister having a huge christmas poop feast right this moment. nothin like a rich creamy poop on a cold winter night
>>4212587830 entire minutes? what do the shareholders think about this?
>>42125886no. why would i?
>>42125886no, why? is it the poop, the incest, the general air of malaise, the dogfucking, the suicideposting, the wailing of tortured souls, the demon in the corner, the straggotry, the faggotry, the mastectomy, the ffs, the mogging, or some secret third thing?
>>42125878deeply unforch, nona. i hope it doesn’t fuck with the rest of dinner
>>42125889it delays the prime rib sear theyre going to be PISSED
i should get wasted and confess my love to my mom
>>42125941you haven't done it yet? don't chicken out tonight!!!
get wasted and touch your boobs instead
crying that i cant suck my wife's dick
>>42125927godspeed, nona... the sharks are hungry...
>>42125957
>>42125903eating poop is mmg culture, chud.
>>42125966HEY, bitch - I'm in here slingin and scoffin poop with the best of us. don't shit on me like that! or do. I'm kind of hungry
have any of you seen the poop deli tik toks?
>>42125957crying that i cant suck your wife's dick
>>42125964this some egg irl type shi
>>42125984crying that her wife can’t suck my dick
>>42125983no but have you had a pipin' hot porta john? I knew a guy who ordered that and ended up in the emergency room. I stick with the shmear of poop or the double poop scoop if I'm feeling fancy
>>42125991crying that she can't suck my dick
>>42125993sometimes i just need a half pound of poop
>>42126000>>42125991>>42125984ill fuckin kill (You)
sometimes i just need a cis girl onahole under the tree
>>42126015can I suck your wife's dick first
>>42126015please do
no im sucking her dick exclusively
>>42126015dying with your wife's cock in my mouth
>>42126038dying because of her wife’s dick
might fuck around and get food. might then fuck around and shower, and after could fuck around and eat that food i got. hereto thereforth post- all that, will fuck around and go to bed
>>42126032well I'm sucking her dick extensively
might fuck around and go straight to hell and burn forever
>>42126017I got two :^) they seem to have been rendered unconscious and I'm completely exhausted for some reason. coincidentally I don't remember the past few hours at all
>>42126105glad you’re doing this instead of harassing random nice ‘moders i guess
i'm such a bad cook i have to mastrubate while eating to ease the incredible pain my own cooking causes me
>>42126105omg lucky :) you totally deserve cis girl pussy!>>42126129so true nona, all cis girls do deserve to be sexually harassed
>>42126145too poor to be the takeoumaxxing type of shitty cook?
>>42126149well i’m assuming she’s just role playing, vs. actually harassing the people in this thread
fatmaxing for christmas
>>42126168oh, well i was being serious
>>42126129I would never harass a nice 'moder, of course :^)
