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FIRST FOR BAVARIA
im 19 internally forever
>>42184911do you have blue eyes and blond hair?
>>42184921dark blonde, yesdid you know that most bavarians have brown hiar because we're italian rape babies
>>42184905This is thread
>>42184905Love me some jiggling butt cheeks
>>42184930he's amazing and he's only going to keep getting hotter
>>42184928why did you rape the italians??? fuck you
>>42184928>dark blonde, yesthats brown
>>42184939hotter than any bug, yes
>>42184895>I will try to respond...No need>>42184926I'm not mentally stunted I just act ditzy because tops like to fuck retards...I'm actually a midwit
>>42184941>Thorny trying out her first fufu clip
hi gg
>>42184928>just want a qt german boyfriend with blond hair and blue eyesthey say the same thing about Irish ppl with dark hair and blue eyes, apparently Spanish sex babies
>>42184973>>>lesgen
>>42184973Somehow it's giving brownoid even though he's white, is this an ai race swap?
>>42184978this is a myth, Irish people are bell beakers
>>42184973hi thorny
>>42184985i’m male>>42184987not brown
>>42184973stop looking like that are i will forcefully kiss you
>>42184941i could give you an honest answer but it would contain a lot of victim blaming, anon, a LOT of victim blaming
>>42184973hi timurlane
>>42184993i doubt it but even if you are, you're not an adult male
>>42184964>I'm not mentally stunted>I just act ditzyexactly>>42184969who are you talking about? tripfaggot hasnt posted in a monthi need to chill...
>>42184987thats a frenchoid, terrible creatures, avoid them when you canhas a fr*nch ever posted on gg?
>>42184995:3
>>42184988i know anon am Irish just a story ppl made up very few redheads here too, unfortunately
>>42185027My family thought we were french because our last name is french, but the 23 and me revealed we are actually german uwu (and british)
>>42184973so sexy it hurts>>42185027i'm half french, we're horny creatures
>>42185049do straight men wear croptops or is it a good sign a dude is a fag?
>>42185036post irish hole
>>42185063straight men wear wife beaters(tank tops) usually, not crop tops
>>42185049I might get my hair cut like this, or maybe something similar but a bit messier.
Are there /int/ refugees here now?
>>42185066pondering
>>42185077it will look good if you have the right hair texture for it
>>42185066very on theme
>>42185066*puts my face on it*I want to jiggle those cheeks
>>42185078I think /int/ is gayer than gigi
>>42185078I used to post a little on int before I came here. It was seriously awful tho looking back
>>42185066What's he reading though? Looks like economics.
Goddammit pick a thread already. I am weary of copypasting.>>42184866Okay so I took the time to parse this totally-not-rambling textwall essay...re: >It seems that if you encourage males to play with dicks all day, their own or someone elses, they eventually go a bit mad either way and become of less use to their social group>If it was a quote you didn't make it obvious, and you're so verbose I doubt that nuance would escape your massive intellect.Perhaps you are right because there is no way I can find any connection between these statements.Second, I happen to track language and idioms closely because language tells us how people are thinking. And I think the various words that people have used to describe changing ideas about "homsexuality" tell us things. So the idea that straights called "gays" youthful sprites that grant wishes is interesting. I think that observation stands on its own. If you have no curiosity why 'straights' would call 'gays' "fairies" then you are simply an uncurious person.>It implies that there was no precipitating force that caused gays to organize and build communities, and like there is no antagonistic force maintaining that status quo now.This was the most interesting statement, even if it seems to misunderstand what I am saying...
>>42185068wish he didn't shave looks unnatural you should only do that if you're a competitive swimmer or something
>>42185066how i imagine clavicular will look when I'm done fucking him
>>42185101.................................>>42184973why do i recognize this girls face?!.....
>>42185103in prison
>>42185100...Yes, indeed there were forces. But I suspect there is a great deal of inaccuracy about what they were and whence they emanated, and for whom.Neither loud homosexuality nor loud homophobia were the norm, right up until suddenly they were. That means there was a catalyst. Something changed, and I think its worth examining to determine what it was. It wasnt that cocksuckers suddenly had a new wave of antagonism that sprung from seemingly nowhere. Gays have dealt with literal purges before. So a few bible waving loonies would not have been enough to instigate all of sex lib in the sixties. You are either serious about peeling that onion to find the core or you arent and are satisfied with whatever mainstream history fed you. And if so, fine. But you dont have to come after people who think on these things to defend your neatly installed worldviews.Im sorry, friend. But I have been around for a while watching this evolve. And I am telling you that I know from personal observation that the idea of "gay rights" has changed greatly over decades. I think it began by attracting some people who had legitimate grievances in the culture. But it did certainly get hijacked, and what we have now is not what it began as. So it is not obvious to me that it continues to serve the best interests of gays, especially young ones, or more importantly to me, young men of any description whatsoever.Do not forget; I have been watching what the last generation of gays have been feeding the next generation of gays for several generations. And I am here to tell you that its not going well. Depression. Suicide. Mental illness, self mutilation, drug abuse. All spiking.Something is wrong, and its not straights that are doing it. They have their own culture problems.~And may I just say that I would've been happy to stick to cozy chat. Its the rabble rousers that are instigating me.Do not provoke me.
>>42185109apparently its a model or the AI image is based on a model? https://www.instagram.com/mattardell/
>>42185109no you don’t
>>42185103>clavicularI dont get him. He is suchhhh a zoomer. Some wrongheaded broccoli head so certain of his idiotic views yet succeeding in social media promoting them. Hes not even Chad.
hey gays, what's up
>>42185103bored?
>>42185120unreal engine tech demo looking aah
>>42185120he’s so cute
>>42185090Well its certainly smarter. Although I havent been there since 2011 and the purge from moots hot pocket flunkies. I will never forgive him for what he and his scumbag lackies did to that board.
>>42185081>thinking about the roman empire>he didn't cum in my ass>my feet hurt
>>42185036Post Irish soles
>>42185084I have good hair, but my forehead was always kind of big and I'm insecure which is why I originally grew it, maybe I should just buzz it
>>42185156
>>42185066THIS is a reason good enough for preserving the white race. can you imagine world without beauté like this? i cant
>>42185126imo he looks very classic looking, superman, Clark kent
>>42185120how did you reverse find it?but also i meant like literally this picture at that age, probably biboomer posted it a year ago...
>>42185165He looks plastic like a kpop idol. Still would though.
>>42185120>>42185143pretty gay boy>>42185165ogre
>>42185169lenso.ai said it was the model
>>42185165I would receive his sperms
>>42184905ass ASS
>>42185068Well not now since gays ruined everything. Gays are always shitting up the water for other gays. Its like all the brainless retards cockblocking anyone with the cerebral faculties for discretion or subtlety.Back me up on this: any time there are good chances for finding guys that are worth anything, its always some 90 IQ gaydead fat loud and proud social reject that comes in howling and blowing up the spot and scaring normal people away.And thats the problem. The discrete life takes some second level thinking, some intuition and empathy.As soon as the doors opened to every menthol retard using "gay rights" as their identity and a pass to go around squawking about their dick lust, it scared away all the normal people with any other thing whatsoever in their life concerns. Now its all flamers and koolade drinking gaydeads.And you pride loonies call this "progress". Eat shit, is what I say to that boy howdyThink about it and you'll know picrel. Unless you think retards and loonies deserve social protection for the right to bad ugly sex. In which case, you probably are one.
>>42185165>any white guy with dark hairomg like thats clark kent like holy shit
Would you?
>>42185191idk, anon. i just dont know
>>42185120>>42185139tranny ogre>>42185165pretty gay boy
>>42185191he's clingy 6/10. Not worth it sis.
>>42185186straight men are the same. Almost like the problem is men overall. Not gays
>>42185191yes
>complain about textwalls>post textwall for me to reply to>I reply with textwall>runs awayIt really does not pay to have a discussion here, just being honest.
>>42185201we are in the age of short format, sis
>>42185201go talk to AI unc
>>42185186you know no one is reading this, like do you not have something better to do with your day?
>>42185191No
>>42185202you say that but at the same time we have 4hr videogame essays. Like whats that about
>>42185186 there were straight men wearing crop tops in the 70s-80s for athletic reasons
>MY ELDERLY LIFE LACK ATTENTION!!!!!!No one cares about your text walls, shitfaced biboomer. Take your pajjetgpt writing skills somewhere else, you've lost the smidgeon of appeal you once had long ago. Stop wasting your life, you are of no value here. Maybe kill yourself.
>>42185211all of those men knew the taste of cock
>>42185215he should at least post his fat cock and body i'd probably be more willing to put up with his long posts if i can also think about his dick or something
>>42185207Why no?
>his fat cocklol
>>42185199Somewhat true. Morons cockblock everyone. But the gay movement seems to actually encourage it. Straights at least have the sense to try to avoid such company.But to be fair to your point, it is sad when some hot chick is being flirtatious and some guy is ready to make a move and then some drooling retard jumps in and sours the mood by squawking about sex. It does happen. It pisses off everyone.Gays usually need more discretion, and get much less of it because such idiots are legitimized. Sometimes I really do think violent homophobia is a solution, not a problem.I was considering that the other day, reflecting how gays have no worse enemy than themselves. Any time there ever has a been a vocal, virulent attack on gays, its always some closet case thats the ring leader.I have said it before and I will say it again: It is NOT physically possible for someone to rail against homosexuality constantly and passionately without simultaneously constantly, passionately thinking about it.You can have rational discussions about the developmental hazards of encouraging it in youth- same as masturbation- or the social ramifications of normalizing it as some alternative lifestyle. But the ones that get truly exercised about it are always the closet cases.I think pic deserves a repost. I am in my A-game today it seems ha cha cha
>>42185191he gives me steve energyhe probably only bottoms for black guys i have no chance so i wouldn't try :/
>>42185227assASS
>>42185227honey biscuits
>>42185236there there slayer
>>42185186The LGBT is Molochian and that’s what Charlie Kirk meant when he said “I don’t agree with that lifestyle” and neither do I.
I have a fart loaded up. Open up your mouth.
>>42185202>we are in the age of short formatThats the most polite I have ever heard it put. Zoomer apologists will love it.
>>42185211Gotta love men showing their bellies
>>42185211And then all athletics stopped, right? Thats why they dont casually wear running shorts either?No, the fault does not lie in the stars, friend.
>>42185236doubt it he only follows white gay and bisexual men on instagram lol
>>42185227I want those cheeks on my face
bushBUSH
what do we prefer gaygen, small and perky like >>42185227 or big and jiggly like >>42185066
>>42185273why not both
I just think typlosion is kinda hot
>>42185271I love running my fingers through bushes and burying my nose in them, especially when giving head. They're also just nice to look at and frame everything
>The LGBT is Molochian and that’s what Charlie Kirk meant when he said “I don’t agree with that lifestyle” and neither do I.This.Do gay people really think closeted gays want to be associated with that? Do they just assume gays are by default this fairy like hedonistic race of degenerates? No. The lgbt has done nothing but prevent me from wanting to come out. And no I’m not homophobic for saying that. I just don’t like lgbt culture.
>>42185254gays adopted it and crop tops got seen as being "gay" so straight men stopped wearing themgays never originate anything, like jews they only borrow and steal
>>42185273if you prefer >>42185227 you're a bottom if you prefer this >>42185066 you're a top
>>42185289Ok sis. You can still host parties in your closet, so I don't see a problem with this.
>>42184905>he's (you)ing himself and samefaging now jfc
>>42185273All butts are hot Also if you slap or scoop them or he's moving around, his cheeks are gonna jiggle no matter how big. That's the wonderful thing about butts.
who is "he"
>>42185308>sisSee it’s this shit I’m talking about. Stop acting so fucking gay.
>>42185215You could just scroll past and admit you have no coherent response that doesnt reveal how wrong your worldviews are. There would be more dignity in it.
>>42185273whichever is hairier
>The LGBT is MolochianCould have just stopped there.
>>42185313No I won't stop acting gay bro. I'll smash your cock in half.
>>42185310maybe but some are more pudding like than others so it depends on if you like em firm or wibbely wobbely
>>42185271pity his onlyfans is so lame
>>42185066assASS
the lgbt is mongolian
>>42185174what kinda lenso are you using?
>>42185220>imagine the smell!
>>42185245Its a matter of degrees. The lifestyle, as people put it, is one of conscious, intellectualized rationalized normalization of what was once considered an extreme, even by people who were quite aware and comfortable with same sex interest and pursuits.And I get it, I honestly do, despite what my haters here say. There is a rationale to it. It has the peculiarity of being transgressive but not exactly "wrong". Its actually a very male behavior. And its not for me to declare that that every social environment takes priority over sovereign personal liberty, and that would be demonstrably untrue anyways.But I think this "right" has been misconstrued and fallen into the wrong hands in a lot of ways, is all Im really saying. I do not think stressed, socially maladaptive people should be encouraged in youth to focus on their sexual fixations. Normal people could have as much gex as they want and still have a normal life. But when they are offered and accept a tribal identity over it, I think it moves into new, not entirely grounded ramifications, and its not obvious to me that it is their best interests, even regardless to the social implications.
>>42185292fashion and high culture was invented by gay men!
>>42185294It was accurate for me
Penis
>>42185292I guess what I have been saying is that every time gays are allowed to bark about what they find attractive, it disappears. So my point, in blunt if not polite terms, is that gays would have a more attractive pool of things and places to enjoy if they would rein it in a bit and stfu about every swinging dick they see.I mean, look at what has become of casual hook up spots. Theres always that one drooling slack jawed retard gay blowing up the spot.And locker rooms. Dont even get me started. We went from casual nude skinny dipping and group showers to guys hiding their dicks like its a state secret.
>>42185341Who’s that thing?
>>42185191
>>42185334is that milo yinapopo
>>42185385ngl I’d hit on him at the club.
>>42185380One of them is me. Its not the one from methy's collection of whoever he has been collecting pics of.
>>42185366penis!mmfmmfmmfmmfmmfPENIS!
The frogposter is back, how fun
>>42185350The LGBT is, historically speaking, a breathe of fresh air for homosexuals throughout the centuries, even millennia, I suppose.But it’s quickly become too much. In much too short of a period.
Haribo :(
Its not all gays fault, regarding the casual nudity thing. I find it amazing that people are so historically illiterate that they don't even know where the hiding of dicks emanates from.Over the last half of the last century, guys began hiding dicks out of some sense of personal shame, in many of the other ways they were mentally castrated for the sake of feminism, like thinking they had to eat pussy to "earn" sex from females, or pleasing them at all.The point of hiding dicks has been historically misconstrued to mean some sense of shame, even from other males, resulting in this environment of paranoia that actually has nothing to do with gays.The point of hiding your dick was not shame. It was to prevent females from seeing it. The reasoning for this has been lost in feminist revisionism.Females have long forgotten that chastity was once a virtue. That is, that it was NOT NORMAL for women to go about being whores, to put it plainly. There was no endless auditioning of dicks until you found one in your thirties to marry and later divorce to relive your imagined high school appeal.So the old theory was that a good girl never saw a dick that wasnt her husbands. So to show a girl your dick or let her see it was considered a form of psychological assault that could ruin her...
HARIBOARIBO
>>42185461...How, you ask? Because if a girl ever saw a dick before her husbands, then it was assumed that said girl would naturally ruminate on the memory, as you would with anything you never saw before. And being a sex organ, they would naturally start imaginging ideas. And then they might naturally begin enjoying it, physically. That means flicking the bean. And if they are left alone to their own devices, just like a man, they would eventually become sex crazed. Look up the word root of things like "hysteria" or "hysterectomy".In other words, it was assumed a man could ruin a females chastity because the female with an image of a dick in her brain would become sexually compulsive (like a homo, another extension of masturbation) and end up being an uncontrollable slut.Thus, the man who exposed himself or let his dick be seen by a female was at fault. Therefore it was considered something shameful to allow a woman to see it.It had nothing to do with shame about your manhood, size or the furtive glances by horny homos.But, as many things in the 20th century, this concept got completely screwed up.And thats why you have picrel.~fin~
Oh my god sis. I don't care about things that are beyond my control.
pod(noun) - a social relationship between two beings of different taxonomic kingdoms
>>42185470LMAO all the fat old men at my gym are so shameless while the fit zoomers are like “nooo don’t look at me nooo” (but the reverse is also common - “nice cock bro, I’m totally not gay bro, haha”) and it’s so funny
I'm a top that's afraid of setting off fireworks. :(
>>42185385is that rose mcgowan
>>42185481It’s because dicks are shrinking and zoom zooms don’t want their tiny peckers being outranked by dropping old man schlong. Men are monkeys and we still have this inherent sense that the bigger the dick the stronger the man.
>>42185490……adorable
>>42185439>The frogposter is back, how funyeah.
>>42185321This is true. Some guys have jello cakes back there that wobble with every step (I love it). Some have balls of muscle that still jiggle if you slap them.
>>42185510assASS
>>42185452It is, and I get it. I think its particularly the shape it has taken in this modern, truly unprecedented time. Its become unstable, that much is certain. Its painted itself into a corner of extremes that it cant survive.Because the societies in which it dwells are not stable, it will not be the cause of a backlash (and of course the notion of naughty male behavior will always survive and is eternally emergent anyways). But it will contribute to it, and that is sad.When there is some social cataclysm, social order tends to restore itself from the most primitive proven methods, and that usually starts as religious fervor. I am not blaming religion in the somewhat new 'gays vs religion' trope. I am just saying that scattered, desperate people look for something familiar and proven to cling to in times of need and despair, and a church, or mosque or anything really, is where they go. They need a sense of community, and the asocial selfishness implied in sexuality geared only to the self is in opposition of that. So morality gets a boost, including sexual, and diversions like kink get extricated from the norm. It just is what it is. Its considered a libertine luxury, and desperate people cant afford them when you need order and unity in ideals and social participation.
This thread is too hornyCease and desist
That Dispatch game is making me horny.
New Year's Eve plans? First I'm going to an older gays party to enjoy the presumably nicer food there, and then around 10pm going to another younger gay's house party where there are supposed to be like 150 gay people.
>>42185510Isn't this dirty? How do they lay their naked bodies on furniture like that like filthy animals. He should be laying on the floor like a dog.
next year im (tiny cock bottom) totally getting a average and above penised loving bf!!!!!
>>42185533Do you get to have gay sex with a hunk
>>42185549No but you do see a bare dick and some fujo teasing
>>42185537Are you allowed to walk around naked at the party?
>>42185481Well, its true. Speaking for myself though, once vanity passes, I think most old fucks like me simply stop giving a shit about who sees what. I used to be a bit exhibitionist myself, but now its mostly that I cba to really care about what people see or zoomer hang ups. I just feel bad for zoomers though who have some shame about it. Casual male nudity in a safe space really is the last bastion of manhood. I dont care if someone has a two inch dick, they still should not be made to feel ashamed of it, least of all to other men. I cant make sense of a generation that enforces fat pride but thinks ones natural body is something to hide in safe spaces.
>>42185559idk it has some silly roaring 20s theme so I think people are mostly going to be dressed. I think there will be women there
>>42185568Social media reinforced effeminate toxic comparison culture. Whenever I see teenagers shaving their pits and pubes I laugh. They are not men.
I happen to like frog poster. He always brings cheer. He has a fun sense of humor too. He makes the thread fun and keeps it light.
Hang yourself sodomites
>>42185548good luck anon, if you figure out how pls post it itt so us other small penised bottoms can get bfs of our own
I like social media because it shows me pictures of hot men
>>42185581It really is disturbing. I should stop talking about it though or I will be forced to start speaking on the "noticeably" targeted demographic distinctions. The "w**** echo chamber" as I call it. It is not an ethnically distributed phenomenon, I must say.
Hot take: The gay community talks about “inclusivity” nonstop, but is brutally shallow where it actually counts. We celebrate every identity under the sun (which is great), but the moment you’re not fit, young-looking, masc, or sexually available on demand, you might as well be invisible.Grindr profiles saying “no fats, no fems” get defended as “preferences,” while people who call that out are told to stop being sensitive. Open relationships are framed as “evolved,” but monogamous guys are treated like they’re insecure or repressed. And God forbid you say you’re tired of hookup culture without being accused of slut-shaming.I’m not saying everyone has to want the same things, I am saying the community loves to preach acceptance while enforcing a very narrow hierarchy of who actually gets attention, respect, and desire. If this really is the most “progressive” space, why does it still feel so unforgiving?
I liked larry better than the boomer gay that watched too many youtube debates
>>42185602pic unrelated?
>>42185607>The gay community talks about “inclusivity” nonstop, but is brutally shallow where it actually countsThey certainly hate on masc4masc
>>42185588sure anon! if he stays commited long time!
“We accept everyone- as long as you act as gay as us!”
>>42185612I think he's hot. Not your type?>>42185607It's a jungle out there, babe, not much to do about it.
>>42185607Narrowing in on your last statement, I must therefore ask, what is the point of calling it a community then?
>>42185495how dare you!
>>42185351invented by the "str8" royals of France and Britania more like it...
Shiza is a gun and I point it blind
Even now, I do not miss summer.
>>42185622>>42185636>>42185639ezpz
>>42185652the trip known as shiza has been retired
What the fuck are these Grindr princesses saying "no dick pics please, send NSFW pics later or never!"Do they even know what Grindr is? Are you even gay? If it were up to me, I'd see every cock in the world flash before my eyes like I was hacking into the matrix
Pic summarizes the lgbt quite nicely I think
>>42185537go outside, find lsd shroomies and x, chillfuck! bad day
>>42185664:(
>I hate the gay community, they're so shallow>LGBT people are the REAL bigots >Blah blah blahDo y'all ever get tired of posting the same shit over and over? Just accept you're a bitter lonely person and talk about something else goddamn
>>42185588>inkingfinally some progress
>>42185673sowwy i just dont wanna provoke the weirdo/cooper further
>>42185663>save me, ChatGPT-chan!! I can't come up with my own bait!!Bleak
>>42185696Why work harder when you can just get computers to do it for you instead
I mean, isnt there *supposed* to be a degree of elitism about open homosexuality?Consider: evasion of commoner religious reality was once reserved for, not surprisingly, people whose personal indiscretions were not subject to the view of the masses, the common.And it might therefore follow that those people had some degree of wealth and education, which is not a judgment against the commoners.But that would then make those elite more capable intellectually, no? And if so, those people would be able to anticipate better second and third order consequences to how their personal intimate interests should be handled vis-a-vis social politics.Ultimately, my point is that open homosexuality is perhaps not left to the hands of a bunch of retards, menthols and other common rifraf looking for a meme to base their lives upon.And if it were, how would it look any differently than what we have now.>>42185663>>42185639Yeah thats what I figured. But it was better AI bait than usual and I know someone here has been dying to perfect their AI bait for going on a year now.
>>42185706So shitposting is "work" for you? Lmao
>>42185581>They are not men.post body, fatman
moms making turkey but idk if i wanna eat
Listen babe, I already wasn't reading all that and now I have even less reason to do so. Why bother reading something no one bothered to write
>>42185663>non hateful*golf clapFor me the flag was the defense of fats in a gay forum.
>>42185607I'm a walled, flabby twink and guys have sex with me. Maybe it's because all you do is watch youtube debates and ride your own cock about the flaws and failures of gays broadly, which completely destroys any high vibrational energies in your vacinity.>No fats, no femsSis what is it 2010? No one even puts that anymore and also it's against the rules now...>I get called a slut shamer for being tired of hookup culture>And by "saying I'm tired of it" I mean going on very long, very wordy, but minimially substantive critiques about how toxic apps, hookups, queer community, fems etc are to culture, basically just correlating anything I see as bad with the rise of whatever movement I'm railing about in the moment...>I'm not saying everyone has to want the same things, but I sure will bitch day in day out, 1 essay at a time about how everyone wants the wrong things and how bad that is and makes me feel, B-BUT IDRC tho.
>>42185666 when i was a teen i didn't really have a desire to see nudes
>>42185723omigosh you have to have turkey, and be sure there is mashed potatoes and gravy of course!
>>42185660I do :(
>>42185755Well, theres that. I decided I am not going back to the cafe until after mid terms when the twinks start showing skin again. I have had all the avocado toast and cappuccinos I can handle for while.
>>42185678Retroactively it's funnier that I clocked these winges as repetitive and tired because it's the literal go-to arguments for AI slop
>>42185666I want to be Dr. Strange infinite information mind broken, but it's a glimpse at the infinitely possible dicks instead of timelines or whatever
>>42185779Tbh a dick pic in and of itself doesn't do much for me. I need context
>>42185772you must be so proud of yourself right now, good job anon
>>42185751u wanna make me even fatter? there is no potatoes
mutual blowies with shiza
>>42185607This isnt true. There is spaces for everyone. If you're over 30 you belong on.../r/askgaybrosover30realjock.comif you're a pedo you belong on/r/gayyoungold/boychat.org
>>42185791I do feel v superior. I'm probably the best player ITT rn. I can even solve the captcha on the second try
>>42185746>>42185663God I'm killing myself tonight and I'm never effort posting again in my life
>>42185829Good luck buddy
>>42185815Thanks!
It's so cold and chilly so I'm going to get spicy tonkatsu for lunch :)
>>42185802Well you cant just eat plain turkey. I mean, I guess you could. But there has to be some excuse for gravy. Stuffing maybe.You can diet after new years. Moderation is just and restraint are just code for self cruelty if you are not allowed to celebrate the holiday. What is the purpose of being thin if it too is not also a path to joy.And good food on holidays is joy.
>>42185871well we just didnt prepare potatoes
>>42185767I've never had avocado toast. is it really all that great?
i neeeed this mount
>>42185880Good lord, just use the instant potatoes. In this day and age there is no reason to fuss with peeling potatoes when you can make good instant ones with a bit of butter, milk and other goodies. I am no cook but I make some darn fine instant mashed potatoes, better than real ones, though I do like some lumps from the real ones to be honest.
>>42185901It's tasty if it's done well.
>>42185904>Good lord, just use the instant potatoesunironically rope... im speechlessboiling potato takes 22 mins
>>42185666They want to play some games sis. They wanna play the heteronormative game.
>>42185666dick pics are kinda mid and not really a turn on desu
New>>42184913>>42184913>>42184913
>>42185932we are not even close to hitting the bump limit anon
I demand hole and feet before even talking to a bottom. You're not worth my time if you don't show me some hole and soles.
>>42185901I only got it because the cafe had a short-short menu and I was afraid I was in for some zoomer nonsense or vegan gruel.But it turned out to be excellent, I even posted a pic of it.Ymmv, but mine was a good deal at $17 bucks or so. I will try to paint a picture: The toast was just whatever it was, a sort of substrate for the toppings. I think it was sourdough. Anyways, on top of that was smoked salmon, delish, and then the avocado, and it was the best avocado I ever had. Atop that was some alfalfa (of course *eyeroll) and something else I dont quite remember. But I do remember the sun dried tomatoes, which- with the smoked salmon- really made it pop.In the end, I was really glad I tried it. I will see if I can find the pic.
>>42185986sick and tired of cafes queering up the food
>>42185969r8 my foot
is your dad disappointed in you?
>>42185914I remind you that I am the boomer here. You can keep your pointless old timey down home farm fresh country-style hee-haw tub thumping banjo pickin' nonsense for someone who needs it, tyvm. I will put my instant against your spuds any day of the week.Besides, Kevin Lee Jacobs approves it and if its good enough for that kitchen maestro, its good enough for me.
>>42185986$17 is pretty gnarly but ig big cities charge more. if you get soup too it's not that bad, that's like two dishes.
>>42186023Yeah I guess it was the eggs that I forgot. I had to add the salmon for whatever the charge was, but it really made it worth it. It probably wouldve been ok without it but I decided to go whole-hog and I am glad I did.I guess it was too dishes but I was hungry and I dont do lunch small-time. Eating out always has to be a big deal for me. I am pretty bougie and petty tb'h. I will order appetizers when possible just so I dont look cheap lol
>>42186011Ffs my dad is gayer than I am. Not an especially flaming switch hitter, just really degenerate.
>>42186009fetal alcohol syndrome but for feet
>>42186084oh, okay
>>42186084LOL
>>42186009do you have back hair too?
why do bottoms love back hair so much
>>42186011My dad loves me and my parents wrote on their Christmas card announcing that my bf and I got engaged earlier this year, which we did.
>>42186197<3
I made a mistake splitting the thread early as a joke
>>42185066>>42185327What was it :(
i will never get a boyfriend, and there's nothing good that will happen ever.i just wish someone would be persistent enough to break my shell of autism and social anxiety.at this point i'd cling onto anything as long as it's not some morbidly obese guy, or someone utterly retarded.2026 is looking VERY bleak.
>>42186251>or someone utterly retardedwe have feelings too, you know
>>42186251Your standards are too high m8
>>42186156Do they?
>>42186251*pushes you off the bar*
>>42186197congratulations anon! have you talked about what kind of ceremony you want?
>>42186266if you solved the new captchas, you're highly retarded at worst.>>42186294*crash lands in hot dilf's living room*oh well...
>>42186369>if you solved the new captchasi have a 4chan passi havent solved a captcha in yearsbecause i am retarded
So it turns out you can fry eggs that are five months out of expiration just fine. They just dont hard boil well. Maybe I am buying GMO eggs or something and didnt know there was such a thing.
coming out is a humiliation ritual
>>42186391only if you're unlucky enough to spawn in a third world country
>>42186385as i said, normal retarded is fine.how would i summon you in my room and wed you?
>>42186402no, then it's suicidal
>>42186404>how would i summon you in my roomi like pizza and unlimited blowjobs
>>42186404ask him how many pepe photos he has saved in his avatarfag folder
>>42186369Spooge? Lol you're retarded beyond help even
Would you date a cute Indian?
>>42186417i can give you both if you can hug me at night.>>42186420that must be sensitive information, it would be rude to ask him, i think.
>>42186466i will hug you at night and i will also hug you during the day because i am a serial huggeri am needy and clingy and most of the time i dont even feel bad about it
>>42186463no.
>>42186391More like a gang tattoo really if you ask me. And you should. But yeah, I guess its that too. At the very least it is declaration of loyalty that is great for others making ass-hatty decisions but kind of shit for the individual unless they had nothing to lose in the first place, which sort of says something.I think there is a certain shame a lot of gays dont like to talk about that I see often. The ones who come out and stress their social life because of it, in order to please some lover or just in celebration of the idea that they finally have someone to love forever, and then they get dumped a few months later and then theres no way back. I can see why that would crush someone, especially if family are antagonistic. I can also see why they might want to double down or dissemble their motivations for doing it.Of course Gay Inc would never have anything to say about that. According to the narrative, you are much better off trying to re-order your life in a hostile setting, leaving home, your home-town and having only the support of koolade drinking freaks, lost friends, more access to meaningless sex (often the motivation which as often does not prove true) and of course, eternal family stress than daring to use your own discretion where its of no use to "the movement".According to them, that is the healthy choice, making yourself a human sheild for a group that will ditch you the minute you are no longer voting right, buying the merch, waving the flag or cutting donations. Or too gaydead to advertise and draw in the next sucker. Thats why they have to hire straight strippers for their pride parades. The available pool of decent looking gays arent available enough to be on-call for public relation optics.I just mean people should think before they do it and use their own judgment, and not feel pressured by shouting voices online or some cunt who says "I love you" to manipulate people.
>>42186391I've been saying this for years sis. Imagine begging for straight people to accept you for who you are. Pathetic.
>>42186474perfect... how do i summon you then... is there some specific seal or pentagram thingy? i can sacrifice a fish or a bug or something if needed.
>>42185186There used to be a really nice monthly gay picnic close to where I live and it was great. Just a bunch of normal ass gays socializing, then of course came the puppy mask fetishists and their kind and disgusting trannies started running it and it's just a freak show now. I don't go to it because if I want that kind of energy i'll just go to a bar and have a better time. I also don't go to gay events like pride for same reasons. I don't even care about the degeneracy it's just not the place for it.Anyway that's my story and i'm sticking to it.
>>42186463yes but he'll have to have been raised in the U.S or Europe
>>42186391i never really said i was gay, just started dating a dude, and he wanted to meet my parents so yeah, just told them I had a boyfriend I think that still counts as coming out tho?
>>42186565Straight people are so fucking weird lmao, i remember reading about all the people trying to ruin that rainbow cross way. Not a single time my entire life have i ever thought or gotten emotional about the things straight people do in their bedroom like they do with us
>>42185481I think it's because locker rooms had zero privacy pre like 2000 and a lot of older guys at least in the US are veterans
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>>42186572coming out feels like a ritual, like anon said. your way feels more natural.
>>42186618Sorry but waiting until you have a boyfriend to surprise your parents with being gay is so cringe, you're hiding such a huge part of yourself at that point just because you're scared little pussy
>>42186565Can't have nice things
>>42185481>tfw never get complimented on my dick by random straightsmight as well just end it honestly
>>42186639except I don't see it as a huge part of myself and I don't see why others should obsess over it either
>mfw i(xxx).jpg is still doing consistent bumps for this general like it's his full time job all for free
>>42186581it's because queers have made the rainbow really unpalatable by associating it with freaks and groomers. I don't blame straights for having a kneejerk reaction to it desu.
ok, dumb question, how do you actually get a boyfriend without using dating apps? (they are scary)for context, i'm a 20 years old university student, i'm in my first year. didnt make a single friend in the past 4 months and only managed to become marginalized.what doill become your friend if you help me
>>42185496I'd like to test that. Anyone know where I can look at a bunch of 20yo dicks?
>>42186641Context? What was he yelling about?
>>42186653It is tho, do you never talk to your parents about your personal life? You're lying to yourself if you think being into dudes isn't a big deal
>>42186659why would he need to bump it, this is one of the more active generals
>>42185902ok figured it out but its annoying and an rng grind ugh!!!!!!!!!
>>42186664Okay bootlicker
>>42186611I know im fat and ugly now its like they are trying to decide if their blue eyes fetish is worth it or not
>>42186676Who knows, trannies are autistic men with rage issues.
>>42186683I'd tell you to ask him why but we all know he's too scared to contribute anything to the conversations in these threads, photos only
>>42185646if you count the closest gay cases as str8, yes
>>42186689I can you're one of the insufferable queers in question
>>42186679I wouldn't tell my parents about random hookups even if they were with women no. why do I need to announce to them I like dick even if I'm not dating anyone? to warn them? why do they need a warning unless they think it's gross and shocking?
>>42186707You really out here getting emotional about rainbows aren't you? >insufferable queers >please straight man, I'm not like the other gays i promisekek
>>42186565I hear you. Its not just you. The identity is fundamentally about sex, and so everything eventually attracts people who always have to shout the quiet part out loud. And one of my constant criticisms of 'the movement' is that it does not allow discretion; there are no standards. I often say that there is no word in Gάӱlik for "pervert" because to have maximum inclusivity and turn away no one, everything sexual has to be accepted in order to keep credibility when trying to shame straights for objecting to anything at all as "hate". So the average normal same-sex enthusiast or sympathizer is forced to suffer any and every thing.
>>42186715>why do I need to announce to them I like dick even if I'm not dating anyone?bawk bawk, chicken
>>42186581I dont think its images of sex that move most of the especially ardent behavior. You have the anti gay intellectuals who are mostly quiet and grift off of focusing on gays as an easy mark to rail against to argue for family values, but dont seem to have the stomach to talk about the crushing effects of divorce on kids. Any marriage to them is good, no matter whether its the second, third, fourth etc.Then of course you have the closeted homophobes, undoubtedly the most toxic, who will goad otherwise placid straights into virulently attacking gays by forcing them to take a side to avoid doubts about their own manhood.For the most part though, I think its just people who would bully anyone anyways, and usually would burn a flag or peel out over a street crossing but never have the balls to take on an actual person.And then there are just simpletons having a joke because they dont really see why it matters (horseshoe).But there are some who really dont act out, but have sometimes the most resentment. And I sort of feel for them, because they object- not so much to the message- but to constantly having it rammed down their throat when they feel their concerns are not being taken seriously, like the effect of insisting their kids are being taught that its an equal, interchangeable lifestyle plan, knowing full well that their kid could damage their future prospects by announcing some passing fad by being peer pressured into it without really thinking about it, precisely because kids cant know the full impact of making such polemic declarations. And yet it is exactly kids that 'the movement' targets like any advertising scheme that seeks the most gullible, least experienced demographic to make shit decisions about what to buy into.
>>42186659Thats why he is called mascbot and in case you forgot, he is contributing content to a FUCKING IMAGE BOARD.
happy new year gigi! ty all for making my year a little better
>>42186669More or less the same thing you would do to deliberately make friends. I would start there. For some, this alone is a challenge and if you struggle with that, then yeah, finding a bf is going to seem impossible. Phones and endless entertainment found at home have made a great many zoomers socially crippled. Its not their fault, they just have to grow beyond it, and it takes some effort, or at least learning and experience.
>>42186757>he is contributing contentOh please, all he does is spam softcore photos from a folder he probably spent hours of his free time collecting just for this purpose. People that start or answer questions contribute, all he does is pretend like he's part of it by posting shit you could find with a single google search if you really wanted to see two boys kiss
>>42186727a lot of gay men are absolutely nothing like you and the sooner you accept it the less you'll have to rage and shit yourself about it
>>42186641how he runs away like a pussy after his little act of protest. What a ball-less weakling.
New old thread (only nonracists allowed) >>42184913 >>42184913 >>42184913
>>42186796>a lot of gay men bootlick straight guy too just like meokay buddy
And without him we would have practically no images at all and nothing to do but read worthless crap like >>42186793
New business idea: somali daycare in Minnesota. I'll maintain an empty building for $4 million, hardly anything to it really
>>42186808>anyone who doesn't share my degenerate ways of thinking is just pretending to please le straights!!!your mind is so laughably narrow
>>42186819A better one: a gift shop that caters exclusively to gay anniversariesoh wait
>>42186669ok, i'm upping the game. from now on, i'm posting a bounty.the anon who'll provide me actionable advice leading to me getting a boyfriend (within requirements, i.e. not retarded/obese/twice my age, and without relying on dating apps), will be rewarded with a net sum payment of one hundred dollars (100 USD) paid out in monero, bank transfer, or western union.>>42186780tldr, it's hard and I don't know how to do it...
y no one help me get bf...ohh right, they're all busy spending new years night with their bf's...
