poop editionqott: how do you feel about the poop theme this gen has been doing lately?previous - >>42241884
FUCK YEEEESSSSSS FINALLY!!!!!
frankly, it's shit.
>>42250753oh fuck yeah I LOVE it and I'm literally having a delicious rack of poop for dinner right NOW
uneasy tbdesu
>>42250753best OP in months, possibly ever.
Sometimes I wish I still had a huge frog plushy that was like 5 ft tall that I loved sleeping with as a kid, but instead I gifted it unprompted to a friend's little sister in one of the only acts of selflessness in my life after she said she didn't have any toys. Now I'm over 6ft and I don't think they sell frogs that big.
it’s gem
woah this is the best thread in weeks
wish i had a dick in my ass
its my fetish
>>42250803i'll be your huge snuggle frogi'm 6'3 and we'd need to find some green bodypaint tho
>>42250803well that was very sweet of you though. hopefully you can get a new touy
>>42250843this sounds like something i would say if i liked myself a little more
im tearing out my hair why are you doing this to md at 4 am i know it’s all fake
>>42250859what happened
>>42250866nothing, thanks for the attention it feels like sucking on my thumb
i’m legit a fucktoy
is black phoenix alchemy lab a malebrained perfume brand?
>>42250877are you baby
>>42250879I laughed at this which destabilized me causing me to fall over and kick my fucking tv into the wall fuck you
>>42250882no such thing
>>42250882that sounds like some serious moid shit desu
up at 4am thinking about how strange it is that i literally slept with my ex well over a dozen times and figuratively slept with him precisely 0
im going completely insane
wanna talk about it?
up at 4am thinking about
>>42250882trying to imagine the packaging is giving me gender dysphoria>>42250885this made me giggle
>>42250885it wasn’t supposed to be funny i’m sorry
>>42250907what is it girl? thinking about little timmy stuck in the well?
looking for an earthy, moss scent. not feminine or sweet. wet notes preferred over spice. Thanks guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvrKp-fPU-I
>>42250753>qotti've been so hungry lately because of the poop talk
>>42250929roll around in some dirt
>>42250938im not a hick
>>42250929fresh healthy mycellium smells soooo gooood try that
poop is yuggy guys
>>42250929toskovat inexcusable evil or maybe even just demeter grass LOL
>>42250945sorry i'm not a city slicker so idk what it's like, do you not have access to dirt?
>>42250929ive got some notes for u dearhttps://voca.ro/12iLLXoe7lUO
>>42250957gem
>>42250957alright you're havin a laugh
>>42250957i wept
>>42250957thread theme song
>>42250957did u make that urself
>>42250954im getting wet garden
I love u moders
>>42251027KILL YOURSELF!!!!
>>42251026WAIT wet garden is so peak. good choice, that used to be one of my favorites
>>42251027KILL MYSELF!!!
>>42251033I read this and started smiling, I'm still smiling right now, I'm probably smiling as you read my reply
>>42251027I LOVE YOU TOO!!!!
>>42250996nona that’s literally a b major scalei AM working on this thoever https://voca.ro/1kGaBhSRQOs5
>>42251027i love you (and the other moders) too <3
oh my goodness
>>42251054you're bringing a vast amount of glory to mmg
>>42251054ear-grating rpg maker music during a quirky introduction scene in a tavern. i love it
https://voca.ro/16L7SCwMvs6q
>>42251054damn talentedmoders
>>42251066get some sleep, nona! or you won't grow up as a big and strong british woman
>>42251059>>42251063ty <3
>>42251078and u
>>42251078gotta work hard to become a talent moder yourself
>>42250934I liked this ^_^
>poop edition>most positive thread in monthscoincidence? i think not.
It’s all an ai chatbot isn’t it? this whole gen is fake
I'm almost out of bonz! do I order 4 pounds of bonz or do I give my enamel a break
>>42251107well, poop is awesome
>>42251115eat some carrots
>>42251111i’m not an ai chatbot. try me
>>42251129I'll be like a horse!
ate till my stomach started hurting againgod im such a slob
>>42251144i do similar things but i didnt tonight so yaynona its ok its just one dayyou can make up for it later
>>42251138shit. holy fuck. I love this for you.
>>42251146ive done this like four days in a row now, its over, i feel
>>42251154noits never overi believe in youdo it for me
>>42251154I hope your tummy feels better!!
https://voca.ro/1npGIT7SytH9
>>42251166mmmmmmmmmmm…yummy..
hey, nice stream
>>42251166w-wow
>>42251166aaaaaaaaa :O
yk time i was here you guys were all lame and not goodbut now im here in this thread and its good and i think this general is a good general
it's not just a good gen. it's the BEST.
>>42251180its too hugboxxy, all the mtfg girlies came here and totally ruined the atmosphere
>>42251180via 9gag.com
>>42251180is it because of the poop?
it's probably the poop.
>>42251115i caved and now there's another value pack of sour patch kids in my freezersugar sobriety pact?
>>42251144shoving it on my starved emaciated face on purpose aren't you
>>42251197I'm down to do it if you are! I won't buy the bonz
>>42251111i've had a few panic attacks about this when tripping on shroomsit suits me better to believe that you're all reali'd definitely crack if you were all cia
>>42251180pic was meant to represent how i feelbefore (bottom) vs now (top)>>42251187we r reminded of how miserable we are every time we look in the mirrordo we need any more??>>42251190i think so :0>>42251186/mmg/ best gen!a
>>42251187don’t be sad that it’s over be glad that it happened
>>42251198are you poor or just anorexicim fat so we can be gfs and youll eat the food that makes me fat instead so you get normal weight and i get skinnydeal or no deal?
>>42251187is it? i feel like it’s hugboxxy mostly in the ways that serves people’s own self hatred. less “omg you pass”, and more “fuck you, you mog me. i’m irredeemably male and you look better than me, dipshit passoid fakemoder”
>he's going to show up at some point
>>42251203DEAL! i just binned the sour patch kids and won't buy more (this week at least)
>>42251215shhh
>>42251210the latter so you'd roll in your sleep and crush me like a frog on the road
>>42251215n-nona... don't bring him up...
>>42251218HELL YEAH SISTER we can do this!!!
>>42251224jesus im not THAT fat..just high end of normal bmijust enough to keep you warm and wrapped in softness but not TOO much to suffocate you
>>42251215https://voca.ro/1dzWb7XysgXy
>>42251215I’m already hereWatchingIt really isn’t fair.
>>42251230<3
>>42251231>high end of normal bmirelax then. i’m just barely into the overweight section of bmi and almost no one thinks i’m fat
>>42251242ntn but I think I ship you two as of 5 minutes ago thobeit
the bmi calc called me an obese piece of shit :(
>>42251242no one thinks youre fat because everyone around you is also probably fatunless youre jacked 23+ is fatim fat
>>42251235fake british nona i love you so much now
>>42251256im not cismoid though??
>>42251256is that him...I didn't realize...I profusely apologize oh my god nona I'm SORRY I take it back ILY
>>42251262i am literally NOT cismoid
britanon you tricked me!
>>42251269and now I'm sorry to YOU too ;(
>>42251242why are all of you fuckers OBESE? the only thing that evr made me pass was being bmi 16
>>42251280its ok nona i forgive you idk why she thought that but its ok i forgive both of you
>>42251289did you just get out of a camp? 16??
>>42251289im the high end of normal bmi nona and i was obese during childhood so thats probably whyi lost a lot of weight but i dont have the will to keep going
>>42251289skyrim skeleton banging shield raaah
>>42251289don't worry, everyone is different. we're all in different stages of our diet journey. just try to stay in good health!
>>42251289my skeleton will never let me look how i want anyway so why give a shit about how i look and feeleating feels good too
>>42251313also this
>>42251289i had a sour patch kids addiction and my mmg bonz sister is helping me kick it tyvm23.6 bmi this morning :'(
>>42251248post height and weight PLEASE
>>42251313common troon L
poop thread? oh heck yes
>>42251321sour patch kids are so ass they taste like straight corn how can u get fat eating that
>>422513235'8 220
>>42251338how do u even get enough money for food to get that big???
it's all your parents fault for feeding you. if your body never gets food, then it doesn't know how to need it and you won't need to eat. i'm never going to feed my kids
>>42251337ntn (I'm the bonz enjoyer) but sour patch kids are reaaaally good. I love sour sweet chewy stuff
>>42251260https://voca.ro/13M0bqdqBQma
>>42251345my almond mom nevr let me have corn syrup and it still taste nasty now that im allowed idek how the sourness can overpower the c*rn taste
>>42251341ntn but what does money have to do with it? some people's bodies are different. there's metabolism, fat distribution, diet...hell, food that makes you fat is usually cheaper than healthy food, in reality
i feed my male dog less than my female dog because men deserve less
>>42251343you're gonna have kids???nice i guess
>>42251361based
>>42251363yes im planning to get knocked up at some point in the next year
https://voca.ro/1dD28LgZXyT7
>>42251341money? idk my mom buys everything for me c:
>>42251351its ok britnona i forgive you <3would you date me tho
>>42251361i feed my female dog less than my male dog because she deserves to be nice and petite and he deserves to be an grotesque fat lardass
>>42251361based>>42251371lmk if you need a hand with that (i'm infertile btw)
>>42251343pleasedont make the same mistake my parents madeyoure making a good choiceNEVER let them get fat. it will permanently fuck up their appetite and they will be miserable if they at all care about their appearance
>>42251374we talking mom (sexual) or mom (regular)
>>42251378https://voca.ro/1djbFGED6Jg6
>>42251389i don't know the difference :c
>>42251389guessing regular just based on the thread. lots of us are failures that still live with our parents (i say this because it describes me, i’m not trying to be a judgy bitch) and if someone here has a partner, they’ll call her their wife or at least gf to brag about it to the lonely moders
>>42251298no, just female with a female skeleton and female osteoperosis
my face and ribs kinda hurt from laughing and smiling so hard because I had a fun night and this thread is making me laugh and smile even more desu :)
>>42251415auau
>>42251390i understand btw tip if you wanna level up your british accentbritish people pronounce r’s whenever they’re inbetween vowels. this happens even inbetween word boundariesso for example you said “being a manmoduh is such a hindrance”but the r at the end of manmoder is immediately followed by is, which starts with a vowelso actually a british person WOULD pronounce the r therethis is called “linking r”they actually sometimes even “add” in an r whenever two vowels are together even though there really “shouldnt” be one there.ive heard myself british people on the news saying russia as “rusher” in a phrase like “russia and”this is called intrusive rthey might say “i saw a bird” like “i sawr a bird” because saw ends in a vowel and is followed by a word that is just a vowel. two vowels together, so they add an r betweenthis only happens with SOME vowels tholike it doesnt happen with the y in happy and to know when to do it you have to have some understanding of british english phonology
>>42251420I want to believe you're making a higurashi reference and if you are then auau to you too. nano desuuu
>>42251433im not (dead rose emoji(
dead rose emoji... ma'am this space is 18+
https://x.com/AsimovSophi/status/2008437263923900905 she's right
>>42251415praise ye blessed poop thread
>>42251460she's wrong
>>42251460i was laid off and began my rapidly accelerating descent toward broke homeless after i stopped repping last year hmmmmaybe i should stop injecting
>>42251460rich people have easier lives? wow didn't know that
>>42251456i am ppoonert
>>42250753shit thread
Woke up at 5pm again award FUCK my moid life. Gonna go eat some boiled eggs, study rq and go to sleep super early
can i manmode after ffs or will everybody assume im a tranny?
because basically im a manmoder not only because i dont pass but also because im a terf, fundamentally. So i have to manmode no matter what
passed a john50 wighon who was short but equally as wide and then a tall ethereal twinkhon in the shops. trannys go out when everyone else is at work it seemsi look like a cis man who is slightly alt depending on what i wear so i doubt i even crossed their radar
>>42253186i hate being mogged by other trannies i immediately become frightened and i leave the area but when i mog them i emit an aura of smug self satisfaction strong enough to feel like jesus himself
word salad
yummy yummy
Havent been at the gym in a while. My posture is in shambles.Gonna do some calisthenics and get back to it tomorrow.Kyphosismoder.
>>42253432it literally wasnt bitch those werent big words all of them are common in every day casual speak . Fuck you faghot fuck you until you die
cum salad
>>42253514they’re calling this the most indian comment of all time
im dead like righ now fr im like fr like fr just lkkr chillin
i could go for a cum salad right now
just saw a chubby fire keeper cosplayer and got totally hard
I just saw a straight up fat as fuck cosplayer in a cowkini
yeah but the thing i said actually happened
alright let's hear that username then, I got a link right here for mine
mmm... wouldn't want you to get so hard you pass out
HA! pffft, as if. whatever, since you're so selfish... I'm not so stingy: https://www.instagram.com/p/DQoeEPak-rW
woke up and jerked it to fat reze again award
>>42253794show us...
no one ever shows fat reze around here...
>>42251415glad to hear it, nona :)
>>42253785oh…it’s peak
wow, it's almost like cowkinis are actually intended for fat women with big boobs or something...
flat is justice, bitch
need to plap a fat bitch bitch fr
manmoder thinspo
manmoder cispo
we actually need to start murdering men
a glowie appears
>>42253934probably desu
>>42253836it so worth it
randomly generating which shirt to wear under my manmoder hoodie
I'm a moid and i deserve to be treated worse for it.
>>42253993mitski shirt
>>42254039don’t have one
>>42250753wait is the poop doctor real???? im really confused
i suffer as a moidish moder
prescribed 300mg of poop :)
>>42254099I misread this as "moidfish moder" initially and that made me smirk
okay there's perhaps nothing that has made me want to die more than seeing a picture of my side profile
https://voca.ro/1koNsqbg247r
no one is actually attracted to men, thus male homosexuality is a lie
>>42254163im an adult human moid
exhausted poop surgeon after a 22-hour life saving poop surgery
>>42254191i’m an adult human chicken
>>42254193a true hero
>>42253833
poop is justice
>>42254275
how many of you FAGGOT have eaten PUSSY
cock mogs i fearvaginas r lowkenuinely gross
gold star dog dick taker
>>42254347I've only fucked one cis woman in my life and never a post-srs trans woman because cock is peak
> wants to be a woman> scared of pussy
>>42254347
holy shit it's only chewsday innit
need british nona to take a picture of her fish and ketchup
>>42254347ew why would you do that
mom gave me a david icke book for christmas
>>42254347yeah with my exes took dick thrice too tho
dick is low value street meat, embarrassing chopped up liver hanging between one's legs
i never apologize to men
dick is fucking foie gras
>>42254347virgin until a trans woman took it, doubt i'll ever be with a cis woman
carnists are all fascists
I dont ever want to have sex even though i have proper libido and am not asexual. It just seems like such a stressful fucking scenario + i'm ugly as sin.
>>42254347yep! have tons of unreciprocated head to my high school ex B)
i suck dick and eat pussy
is sucking cock vegan or is it cannibalism since you're like, undeniably sucking off skin cells (of meat) and consuming the other woman's dick at a slow rate? if you just kept sucking for like a few years you could entirely consume her cock in its entirety. at what percentage of consumption does head go from vegan to non-vegan? immediately? 10%?
>>42254574>Woman's dick
>>42254574all sex is rape thus not vegan
shitposting and the first person to reply is the local roach. I knew because I saw a number appear on my post but I didn't see the corresponding post. how humiliating
i was gleefully typing out a reply and saw it when my page updated, the smile fell from my face...
>>42254586but my rape is artisanal, hand-crafted, locally-grown, ethical and sustainably practiced. YOUR rape is factory-farmed in CAFOs and sold at ridiculous profit margin to underserved communities in rape deserts.
>>42254396https://voca.ro/18PRS7REYvWF
whoever made the comment about tripfagging just to talk to the local roach had me in TEARS
>>42254632yaayy!! i believe you, i just want to see ^-^
bastards in the grocery store pickup line are fucking me over
>>42254659shall they die, my queen?
I'm a stupid shitposter with a terrible gimmick
im a stupid shitposter and i dont even have a gimmick
the difference is we love you
I will always love your shitposts even if I don't know it's you. we are connected through the wires
>>42254675My trip is actually a cognitohazard so even if you crack it you'll get sad and therefore be owned.Also i hate being a moid sm fuck.
>>42254814>Cismoid#ywnbawyou're a fucking moron and a newfag to bootshut the fuck up and take your fucking HRT, retard
>>42254820I'm working on it
>>42254853ok good
good girl
oh my god bruh stop replying to it
we need an exterminator
fake british nona have you ever posted your real accent?
imagine not keeping up with every fake british nona vocaroo
how's the day thus far, moders
>>42254971Woke up super late so im just gonna go sleep again now but its been good. Went for a walk with my dog, ate a tasty soup w/eggs also.>>42254869I would like to do it squeaky clean and via a doctor if possible but i'm also very embarrased of talking about this shit to a shrink.How would you even start?
>>42255033INFORMED CONSENT OR DIYtry planned parenthood, ask your primary care provider for a recommendation, check your insurance, check >>>/lgbt/hrtgen (and archives if it's down)
>>42254971I have really dry skin on my forehead I can't stop picking at
holy shit stop talking to it
>>42255057
>>42255067it's true though
>>42255076nah
it's not slop though...
>>42255047We dont have informed consent in my euroshithole. You need to be diagnosed by a psychiatrist and then they give you meds to treat your dysphoria. Idk about the dosage.Thank you for the link ma'am. I'll be sury to study up on that so i can make an educated choice.
>>42255088it's a rec list dw
>>42255055itchy. tasty.that's been happening to me too but on my chin for some reason. I think it's a chemical burn or something in my case, I've just been slathering it in la roche posay
nta but can we date. I'll do everything you want and never complain
I'm taken
>>42255117this movie is actual uncslop
you can beat me too I don't mind
>>42255134which movie, exactly?
>>42254971was great until I looked at my handsthey're very unfortunate ;(
>>42255167why does he always look like he's about to cry
>>42255167taken
>>42255185look how moided he is and tell me you wouldn't be on the verge of tears
>>42255175I'm gripping your shoulderscan you get realfor a second
>>42255202I'd grip your shouldersbut that would probably hurt youbecause of my claws
>>42255193I mean that was the pun I was making but the screenshots are from after life>>42255185repression, I looked the same way before HRT and laser (now I just have less facial hair and softer skin but look the same)
>>42255134
>>42255218how sharp are they
i love to pic up my dog frequently. it’s so easy and fun
>>42255231not sharp at allI just have unfortunate man hands :(
>>42255240I've heard this one before. let me guess, they look totally average, even somewhat feminine perhaps
>>42255225taken sucks though
movies are stupid, I only watch 60 second "x movie explained" videos on tiktok
>>42255258noI have the hands of a gross disfigured manthey aren't feminine at all
it's snowing!!!
>>42255277wanna get high and watch kenji mizoguchi's filmography together perhaps while cuddling too
what if it were snowing poop? would you go outside and catch poopflakes on your tongue?
>>42255338yes!!! :D
>>42255258you're a rapist
>>42255336you have actually NO IDEA how awesome that sounds to me right now so yes
>>42255262that’s fair, i’ve never seen it but don’t have particularly high expectations for it, i just got sent that screenshot by my friend last night and wanted to use it
>>42255351wait what did I do LOL why
>>42254955https://voca.ro/12Y7qQzVtsHq
>>42255318:Dwe got a few flurries yesterday over where i am. i felt bad because my mom was like the only person who didn’t see it even though it was her birthday and she loves snow
>>42255414thank you for the accent reveal (again)
>>42255414you sound like cillian murphy doing an american accent, very sus
>>42255318snow is awesome!!!
ive never held hands with anyone
>ttansjtions>three yeArs later>look like a dumpy dude with nice skin>stops taking care of myself>one year later>look like a dumpy dude with bad skin
>>42255616wanna hold hands?
edelgard is basically lenin
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK *shrieking* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>42255694please
>>42255366sorry I'm moided and you probably live too far, plus you deserve a real girl
>>42255722but this is mmg, I'm moided too...
My life sucks so bad
>>42255797take it to discord, faggots
the moder, moided, moldered.
>>42255700wtf i love edelgard now
>>42255496https://voca.ro/1bpXVtgBOUQl
nona the feds are listening
>>42255890idk who it is lol + I'm just fuckin around
>>42255923the moided, malding moder
brap
>>42255959meh, my brother’s a chud itching for war so he can fight for god king trump
>>42256037read this in your voice btw (accent on)
why am i so uglyyyyyyyyyy
>>42256062https://voca.ro/15NmxjHwiAuj
what's the best way to prepare a palatable poop dish?
is the next thread gonna be tummy tuesday or are we officially done with that?
i'd feel filthy if that guy got to see any part of my body
only god knows and only time will tell
>>42256339very good point
>>42256339I fucking love tummy tuesday but I wouldn't blame anyone for basically never posting again because of that guy
which guy?
the one who is a guy
the gardener or cismoid?
do you mean me?
I thought the gardener was just a moder doing an unusual writing exercise
Who is the gardener
the girl reading this
>>42256525
>>42256525>>42018814
>>42256552damn i think this is one of the few replies in mmg i’ve skimmed lately
>>42256552oh. well the gardener makes me uncomfortable
who else up yoinking they thang asunder and spraying seed with wild abandon gardener-style
"grip and grab at them with both hands" lives rent free in my head so fuck you to the gardener
>>42256596i dont cum anymore it’s all dry
>>42256596i meant to jerk off yesterday. it’s been a while. i never masturbated a ton pre e, but on e i just forget about it. i meant to keep my dick working but at this point it seems unlikely
>>42256552goddamn, i was probably gonna make this tummy tuesday my last despite how much i like the attention because i'm not really a manmoder anyway i don't think and i feel bad for appropriating the label, not sure how to classify myself though sorry guys
>>42256622I feel this. I just don't do it, and then sometimes I think about it but then I'm like "ugh I'm busy, maybe later" and then I never do.
>>42256648what makes you think you don’t have a label?
i hate men and the world they created
>>42256620do you let out like a puff of air
>>42256552so, so based
>>42256675sand
>>42256666i dunnoi dislike calling myself a manmoder because i'm younger than most people here (18.5), 5'5", not a transbian like i think most people here are?, and people say my tummy is either cute or mogs them and i got called a twink once because of iti dislike calling myself a boymoder because e hasn't made me particularly youthful because of acne scarring, i'm probably gonna need ffs on my jaw and adam's apple to pass, my shoulders are massive (like a 15.5"-16.5" biacromial i think) and the same with my ribs even if my illiac happens to be wider than them, and i hate the term because it's infantilising and reminds me of the youth i've lost. i would call myself a boymoder if i had started e 2.5 years ago when i turned 16 but not now
>>42256756scroll up the thread when i asked if anyone here eats pussy. im the only transbian and only true manmoder here.
>>42256779i also said i eat pussy!!
>>42256779you know transbian doesn't mean cis only, right
>>42256779?
>>42256756manmoding has nothing to do with liking women vs. men. at 18.5 and complaining about not starting e sooner, it’s probably too early to call yourself a manmoder too. i think you’re just a boymoder, but that shoulder measurement is a little unfortunate
>>42256789based>>42256796im choosing to interpret it that way>>42256799no pussy?
make heroin otc again bruh
>>42256818pfft you must not know
>>42256818I choose to interpret you as a little dumb I guess
>18>5'5>youth i've lostthis has to be a psyop, right?
>>42256860yea
>>42256849i stay gnowing sis
>>42256860no i'm genuinely seriousi stare at old photos of myself often and the difference is really night and day. my skin has aged about 30 years in 2 and my jawline and chin became way more masculine
i think the kid woulda ordinarily got dogpiled but the other chick somehow made an even dumber post immediately afterward. i think that stopped it
>other chickfirst off im a moid
>>42256950then leave
>>42256950FUCK OFF
>>42256956this is literally moidmoder general. where else are cis he/him bi lesbian moids on estrogen supposed to post?
>>42256973trans women are women (and thus chicks) even if they manmode
>>42256990is this your first day in mmg?
>>42256939i'm sure nothing could've been said that i haven't already thought myself, i know it's dumb i'm sorry
>>42257009nope
>>42257016if this isn't bait then why are you even here? don't waste your teenage years talking about biacromial measurements on 4chan you fucking moron
>>42257038so then you should ge familiar with our norms
>>42257062we’re ALL doing this
>>42257069i call you all women constantly, relax
I started using 4chan when I was 14 and now I'm a 36 year old man with boobs and soft skin
>>42257069who shit in your cheerios?
>>42257100what do you mean we? are you 18?
>>42257133poop surgeon's patient from earlier
>>42257150damn...
>>42257143was when i started posting here
im abuser bodied
I'm extremely attractive and when I look in the mirror I smirk and do finger guns and wink at myself
>>42257128chuddy can I hit? I promise to treat you well so let me hit please
>>42257062i seriously have nothing better to do than spend at least 3 hours a day on this godforsaken websiteonly some people in my life know i'm a fag and only 3 know i'm a troon, so my social life is playing a character which i hate doingi'd rather cope with this place which is less hugboxy than curl up in a ball on my bed and cry because of regret and dysphoriaplus the occasional good thread makes up for itsorry if it seems like bait, but i'm not self aware enough to know which part of what i said could be classed as it
>>42257165this board or this gen?
>>42257185this general
>>42257109are you the cis m chaser?
s-she/her pls..
>>42257100"we" I was not posting in lgbt when I was 18 lmao
that's actually the worst one yet and I actually unironically doubt it's even possible to be that moided on e
>>42257257it's literally me
>>42257264post unsee sis
my body isn't even that moided but my face is literal rape kms
what if she actually looked like that
>>42257285i'll post me taking a knot if she looks even remotely similar to that img
inb4 bad dragon postwhats good mmg you doing anything fun tonight
>>42257285my brain would block it out because I actually refuse to believe any of us are THAT moided. AND I'll post myself getting DP'd by knots just to one-up that other nona
>>42257309making stir fry chicken w bell peppers to eat with my wives called alcoholism and loneliness
>>42257338based what flavor is alc tonight
>>42257309no im sick as shit
>>42257341some shitty 4% mixed drink because I have to work 2moro
Looked inti DIY and rules and regulations and stuff and ouuuu.Very stressful but i''ll see it through for sure. I think i'll try to do it the legit way just so there's less stress. I actually want to do it. Hadn't been motivated for anything in a long while.
>>42257199lmao no, i’m another tranny
>>42257194why? 18 is too young to call yourself a manmoder. i’m a good bit older and get called too young to be here frequently
when i hear manmoder i think mid 20's
im late 20s :(
I'm late-mid to early-late 20s :
the term boymoder i just really dislike, the caricatures are caricatures, yeah, but it makes it hard to call yourself a boymoder without feeling weird
>>42257497same with manmoder
>>42257390>I think i'll try to do it the legit way just so there's less stress.you're retarded. sorry
nona you'll get a disease talking to that thing :(
praying cismoid gets prescribed 50mg cypro + 1mg E and gets a giant prolactinoma
>>42257537Ok i'm literally getting it tomorrow if you can advise me on something.In my nation there's this e-consultation with a doctor services, right? Whether they give you anything or not is 50/50 dependant on whatever wagie you get on the phone. I can request an Estradiol prescription via said service. Now, if i were to do so, should i state the reason as gender transition, or try to gaslight him into thinking its for androgenic balding? Last time i got meds from there they didn't ask any questions and just asked me to recite social security number over the phone.People used to abuse it for casual drug use in the past and until last year you could get psychotropic pills from there. Essentially, if a doctor gives you the go-ahead on a prescription it becomes retroactively valid bc now you have the medical history of having been treated for x/y/z, and the pharmacy can not legally decline you a valid prescription even if they're a 100% sure you're just doing drugs.Worst case scenario i'm gonna lose the consultation fee but i wont get into any trouble and it wont go into the record medically or criminally or anything.The thing i can get from them is estrofem, a 2mg estradiol pill and they'd run me 4 dollars for a months supply.These are used for gender transition among others, at least where i'm at.
going to have to stop posting here from my phone during work
coughing a turning red moder
>>42257673Although i just realized im a moron who handnt done real research so idk if just estradiol wont kill me or smth.Hrtgen says you need both AA and Estro.
>>42257716I've actually stopped browsing from my phone for the same reason lol
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
I'm not going to kentucky
>>42257673>less stress>huge fucking paragraph about a thing that's bothering you>i won't get into any trouble how would you anyway? unless you're in the UAE estradiol isn't a controlled substance>estrofemnew zealand? 2mg is a hondose, please just diyunless you're in the US like 'social security' suggests which may have some friction when ordering diy stuff than it's gonna be way better for you
>>42257716why?
>>42257792can't filter the guy on mobile
>>42257790I'm european. Anything youd need a prescription for, bought without one, can land you in jail.Hadnt heard of anyone doing DIY here but from what i've read in HRTgen there are suppliers in my region.The biggest issue is that i live with my parents. I might have to quit college and go to work just so i can move out and get troony.
>>42257839oh right. i just hide it manually because i’m a dedicated phoneposter
>>42257673>pillsyou should inject instead
honestly the cismoid hate reads as performative
my hate is pure
>>42257872I have a skitzo mom who searches my belongings at random. Pills might slip by her watchful gaze, but not a needle.
>>42257878performative? in what fucking sense? am I behaving "performatively" when I see a cockroach crawling on the wall and I scramble to get a can of raid? am I being "performative" then?
FUCK ITBRING ME THE POOP BUCKETMAMA'S BOUTTA CHOW DOWN
>>42257839you can dummy
>cockroachjesus christ shes annoying but that whole post was performative yes
>>42257946>misgendering him on purposegood one, bigot
>>42257943please teach us. the only filtering i’ve managed on mobile is on posts on the catalogue an shit
>>42257946you wanna ride filthy moid dick so bad huh
>>42257975I dont get hard bc of depression sorry. My cock is p nice but currently a bit floppy and unusable.
>you dont performatively hate the trip fag so you must wanna fuck her
>>42257984lmao stop saying this
>her
>>her
>>42257995Ok yeah fair. Tmi i reckon. Its just that i literally had my hormones checked and even went to a dickdoctor and he was like "damn nice cock bro idk why it floppy"
>>42257958click on the three dots
>>42257860which kind of european
>>42258022i don’t have that option
>>42258062scroll to bottom of screen click request desktop website click the settings tab by “mobile” and “home” enable filter selected text settings and savereturn to mobile view the option will be there now when clicking on the three dots B)
but like..dont filter me tho bros
I would literally never filter you lia
>>42258084thanks nona <3
https://youtu.be/KsLd4nXfjhY>>42258100phew ty this quiets my heart
So i tried girlmoding. How do i look?
>>42258328mogs me
mocks me
that’s it i’m gonna start mocking you for real
>>42258401go ahead
posting my own real dress selfie so everyone will say “mogs me” and i’ll feel validated
this sissies taking pictures in dresses
posting my own real dress selfie so everyone will say “truemoder” and i’ll blow my shit smoove off
this uglier sissies taking pictures in dresses
posting my own real dress selfie so everyone will say “this sissies taking pictures in dresses” and i’ll shrug my shoulders
thinking about detransitioning
if i posted a pic of my in honmode i would never fucking hear the end of it
>>42258507i'm imagining you mogging me
modersmogging mecrashing outmogging me, mogging you
saw my tits on /b/ again
>>42258539one must imagine the ‘moder mogging- albert camus
while honmoding is on topic i wore an off shoulder top for the first time on sunday and cried in the mirror for like 3 minutes
:/
went to check and saw your tits on /b/ again
tactile stubble award
>>42258571>>42258605>recognized them immediatelyim literally never ever ever never posting myself online holy shitthey're pretty doe
was that uzi crashing out this week or someone posting her pics for some reason
>>42256756bdd passoid wrote this
>>42258676when shes not crashing out
>>4225868918 year old tranny stopping by to gawk at the zoo animals
>>42258676wait uzi’s a named character here? i thought everyone was shitposting about lil uzi vert this whole time
this is literally me should I just detransition
>>42258707what in the fuck is that post
a hardous task
I don't care what you do, but please stop posting here after you detrans if you choose that option
>>42258712self actualization
>>42258719hardous shit nona. don't deseseparate or whatever
>>42258689i wish nona. i've posted my face on this site before but i don't plan to do it again anytime soonit's fucked i swear
>>42258732not funny didn't laugh
>>42258703no lil uzi vert posts here, but don't tell anyone it'll fuck up her career
taking the fatpill
>>42258707This guy... Isn't your average repper....
taking the latpill
ogg vorbises me
(´•ω•̥`) puppy is sick ( •́દ•̩̥̀ )
>>42258787thought you were already a fat fuck
>>42258874euthanizing ouppy
>>42258902≧ω≦ ouppy cant wait to be youthfulnized
>>42258884how would you know which nona that even is?
>>42258925just look at the rabbits ouppy
>>42258927I'm psychic
total puppygirl euthanasia
>>42258935why
>>42258931ouppy loves chasing wabbits ∩˙▿˙∩ awahh
I dont want a gf/bf/personf i just want to look good and keep to my neethole(i dont mean the dumpy.)
(i mean the dumpy)
>>42258949we left that shit back in 2024
Nyoooo
puppygirls forever
puppies together agp
ouppy sees we are on page 10 (๑•́ω•̀)(*´w｀*) ouppy cant count past 10
>>42258991it's true, 2026 is year of the kittygirl
>>42250753new >>42259011
>>42259008no I like how kittygirls are like, the secondary more niche thing right now
>>42258991you just hate women
>>42259008kittyboys >>>
>>42259031i’m a woman
>>42259043nta but me too
>>42259046kys
>>42259051ok ;(
>>42259019the less mainstream, more refined choice, I understand completely! we can let the p*ppygirls stay the least valuable group, then
>>42259051why are u so angry
>>42259038stop that, it's just called a mental disability when men do it
>>42259065why aren't you
>>42258935youth in asia.
>>42259038this. so mufch fucking.. THIS.z
