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>>42259011
I sneethe on the innernat at other trannies

>qott
your mom, mostly

(-＾〇＾-)ouppy likes to talk to frens on the web

>>42259011
my fun time atm is putting on a cool outfit and makeup, doing a big dose of shroom tea, then playing very loud techno while i dance and chill
wind down with a pint of ice cream that will 100% taste like the most amazing ice cream i've ever had
the ideal friday night

>>42259011
play video games while talking to myself

>qott
my mom, mostly

I hate men so much

>>42259067
weird, i play video games while imagining you talking to me

>qott
my sister, mostly

>>42259011
qott
>watching tv shows
>reading manga
>vidya
>(incredibly mild) hikes
>weed
>concerts

>>42259084
am i funny there or am i still kind of strange

this sucks I with I was a woman

>>42259101
strange but i appreciate your company

>>42259011
moodboards and music and some games

>>42259011
i like reading and watching movies :/

>>42259108
wow thanks… >:l

>>42259133
how do you read movies?

mocking her

>>42259150
you think you’re so funny huh

>>42259160
:3

I thought that nona's post was a little bit funny...

mocking me

>>42259011
I like drawing and listening to music and vidya in that order and THAT'S IT.

>>42259150
not what i meant >_<

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rQnsGbtxYo

listening to music and looking at naked japanese women

>>42259150
>doesn't watch foreign language films
uncultured desu

I'm fucking hilarious

>>42259202
stop doing that to hilarious

>>42259205
no she likes it

>>42259191
coal as always, coalposter

>>42259194
yoooo same actually dap me up

>>42259196
i’d consider that still watching. you’re reading subtitles, not the movie as a whole. i do like some foreign language films, but it’s admittedly more of a theoretical thing since it’s pretty much just anime for me

>>42259191
brimstone

https://youtu.be/inDdx4kRFus
>_<

( -̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄◞ω◟-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ ) ouppy feels bad cuz she got her wife sick (๑-﹏-๑)

>>42259226
this is coalbait, isn't it?

>>42259232
you have a wife? nvm kys

ouppy new worst mmg poster i hope this nigga runs into traffic

>>42259236
that's lowk transmisogynoir

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>>42259210
ignore the flash, the first gif i downloaded was too big to get posted even after i compressed it

ouppy doesnt wanna kill herself (´•ω•̥`) that sounds scary

i knew it was the right decision to never ouppy post here

>>42259249
I fucking LOVE the flash version of this lmao

>>42259241
literally a trillion times better than he who must not be named, and frankly better than the half dozen previous worst posters in the gen. give me ouppy over raisaa every day of the week

>>42259241
die immediately be nice to ouppy

>>42259241
we're not allowed to say that anymore, not while you-know-who is still posting here

>>42259250
it's ok btw do you like peanut butter

>>42259277
>>42259270
(∩˃o˂∩) thank u ＾▽＾

>>42259191
alright this one really fucking sucks
beyond coal

stopping by the gas station u guys want anything

>>42259291
(°o°;)ouppy luvs peanut butter

>>42259307
gold bars

>>42259307
could you grab me some fritos and a red gatorade/powerade?

>>42259307
coal

What if they drugtest you at work and everyone finds out you're an estrogenized failedmale sissy..what then

>>42259307
love

>>42259307
can i get 3 natty daddies and a pack of ports i'll pay you back on friday

>>42259307
cracker jacks!!!!! and chex mix

>>42259349
i don’t care if i never go back!

>>42259307
sprite

chex mix make me sneeze and ive tried googling it and nobody else is talking about it am i dying

yes

>>42259359
maybe you're allergic to the ingredients lol

>>42259307
rockstar punched, buffalo blue cheese combos, and some of the old four lokos from when they had caffeine

speaking of chex and the ouppy posting, has anyone here had puppy chow? it seems kinda delicious, but i’ve never had it myself

>>42259011
currently poe2
also making neovim plugins for myself

>>42259307
can u get ouppy some treats (人･ω･)

>>42259386
oh cool, what do you use neovim for?

>>42259403
everything
data analytics professionally etc

Christ i'm such a fucking retard. I need to do better or actually kys.

https://voca.ro/13Jzx1OE20LX

>>42259307
a can of extra strength raid

would you break up with your partner if she said that she finds you ugly?

>>42259464
Isnt that just the norm for moid-female relationships?
Idk how tfoid-x anyone else works. Just doesnt seem like a deal breaker.

>>42259464
i kinda did this with my last bf. he said he never felt attraction, i asked if that included me, and he said yes. i figured if he wasn’t attracted to me after a year, he never would be

>>42259464
I did this once lol

>>42259500
yea we know, methy

>>42259510
can i get this methy lore?

Recommend me some goon material to read

>>42259434
are you trying to sound like a cartoon character or did god actually curse you with that voice on purpose

>>42259464
this make ouppy sad ( •́દ•̩̥̀ ) u deserve better

>>42259535
616527

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>>42259535

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>>42259535
read actual books with this style of cover like cis women do

>>42259535
are you that chaser

>>42259434
I ve seen a ton of good funny simpons jokes in clip form but i could never get into the show proper.
The cube bit is good.
Also American Dad mogs the fucj out of Family Goy.
Also also. You sound lovely ma'am!

>>42259546
https://voca.ro/1i8rsSF9izOP

i love when you do your american accent, britmoder

>>42259553
Nta but when i was fifteen i read Sarah J. Maas bc my mom bought it thinking its just actual adventure-fantasy slop akin to the likes of Percy Jackson and ngl kinda enjoyed myself during. I'm not foidbrained at all so i didnt like the romance triangle angle that much, but it wasnt bad.

>>42259553
I will but i was asking for recs. I wonder if t4t stories exist . I like transmen

britmoder is methy's new alterego

>>42259553
wow actual, unfiltered coal

>>42259582
Afabs scare me but i wish them well.

>>42259582
t4t tag on goodreads is literally 99% pooner x theyfab or pooner x pooner, genuinely vile shit

>>42259564
you do not know how to sound british lmao, you just sound cartoonishly gay and offended but still american

phew, almost recommended peak to a slop enjoyer. no pearls before swine or whatever

>>42259613
https://voca.ro/1hoSdLPHBfx1

https://voca.ro/1iHcwXus1l92

∪＾ェ＾∪ ouppy likes brit nona

>>42259670
https://voca.ro/1hq6pj01VOeA

ouppy googled dog kaomoji

>>42259670
https://voca.ro/1nSBeaj7kcpx

i don't wanna work tomorrow

>>42259694
what if it was cowmoji aha and we wore cowkinis too

work is stupid I hate being an emploid or whatever

>>42259682
https://voca.ro/1oDqoxhiX3oi

>>42259694
υ´• ﻌ •`υ ouppy slowwww and tired after work awaaaaah ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა

>>42259720
i was going to buy the cowkini you have but it says it's for 88lb to 143lb and i think it wouldn't fit me

>>42259721
sorry wagie back to work your boss wants another superyatch

and so the larp of the week is exposed

wagie wagie get in cagie

a rapehon's real home's the county jail if y'know what i mean
i'll rape you in the mouth 'cause i'm manly, horny, and real mean
and i'll see you in Hell if you've seen what i've seen
and there's no running from my girlcock 'cuz i know where you've been
lay the plastic wrap down to keep the wood floor nice and clean
blood and shit
you get what you get
i like it when they fight back
go on
throw a fit

>>42259735
oh no...that means it would be slightly too small...haha...how awful if it like, just barely didn't fit

>>42259749
which larp, ouppymoder or britnona?

>>42259729
૮( ˃̶ ꇴ ˂̶ )ა yay!

>>42259749
>larp
it's just rp

>>42259418
it's kms in first person

>>42259780
you’re not 4chan shitposting in real life? this is all clearly very much live action

>>42259776
neither

slept for 6 hours immediately after getting off work wasting my day all my friends are playing video games in a server im not in n im on the brink of tears again another epic night for meeeeee

>>42259795
then which one?

>>42259796
try methadone

>>42259754
slightly too small... it like, really would not fit me...

it makes me sad to think that britmoder irl lives in some decaying rustbelt maga shithole in bumfuck county usa instead of a cute little village in the rolling hills of england

slept for 6 hours immediately after getting off
wasting my day
all my friends are on the brink of tears
another epic night for meeeeee

https://voca.ro/1lbgQQ58lVBn

>>42259834
zero difference between these two

>>42259829
oh yeah? like it would be stretched SUPER tight? that would be fucked up huh...that would be really fucked up...

>>42259735
>88lb to 143lb
this is just evil

i am lwk a disgusting person

me too :(

>>42259834
ouppy lives in the rustbelt ૮(ꎿຶ꒫ꎿຶ)ა

i'm hghk a disgusting untermensch

>>42259434
i like the bit where homer is eating a sandwich in mr burns’ panic room and he thinks to himself you just need to come up with a convincing lie and then he says my name is mr burns

>>42259885
ouppy should move away before a crack addict steals the copper out of ouppys walls

>>42259904
swarthymoder

>>42259911
i also like the bit when homers car breaks down n he says listen here me goodwrench i want quality gm parts n he says sir ur car isnt even american its made from old croatian tanks n then homer yells im counting the pennies in the ashtray there are two

>>42259924
૮( ´• ˕ •` )ა waas copper ys it in ouppys walls?

>>42259911
https://voca.ro/1k8gngr7AHFP

>>42259853
i'm gross fat, not hot fat
>>42259872
cursed to never wear anything cute award

>>42259977
wait what's the difference

>>42259975
it mustve been lou officer wiggum is too retarded to ask that question. my favourite officer wiggum bit is when he says looks like we got us a good old police chase when hes chasing marge n her butch dyke friend then he puts a cassette in his radio n it plays sunshine lollipops and rainbows
>>42259970
its a special metal that ouppy can rip out of walls n sell in exchange for treats or crack ^-^

yk I'm lowk desperate and touch starved so i often think that anyone will do atp but every time a man flirts with me either irl or in dating apps I feel such an intense urge to vomit (in fact i did actually vomit last week when my friends brother kept saying he liked me)

>>42260010
nope, it wasn’t any of the main springfield officers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n89gCHE9JCk

>>42260037
this scene is packed with jokes new simpsons really sucks balls

>>42260036
are you actually attracted to men?

>>42260062
they used to make the viewer have to do a cognitive double take, now everything gets a raised eyebrow and too much room to breathe

>>42260064
no but I'll accept anything :/

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it's LITERALLY me

>>42260073
doesn’t sound like you’re all too accepting of men lol

>>42260036
male attention is worth nothing when they're not cute

>>42260010
awaaa U^ｪ^U ouppy luvs treats

taking E prog and domp and inducing lactation and benching and doing chest flies and injecting synthol into my chest to boobpecmaxx

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>>42260077
its LITERALLY me

>>42260161
do not do this lactation is bad and you will get a prolactinoma

i really suck balls

>>42260077
true :c

>>42260172
nothin ventured nothin gained

fake britnona what music do u like

>>42260077
kinda cute thighs. his hands freak me tf out though.
thank you hand genetics for not giving me hobbit hands.

unforch claws......

i think my claws would be p forch if they weren't so hairy

I need to go hard at the gym to avoid going all weak and limp and soft on e i think.
I've heard horror stories of ppl being unable to open pickle jars and such..
Dont wanna be moided but i need a baseline ability for practical reasons.

have you all measured yours i got some serious grabbers at 7 1/2 inches long

>>42259645
no okay this one is actually good lol

unforch claws are so sad...

i had gotten used to the idea that i'd never have anyone and i'd die a virgin.
desu i can say it's worse to have loved and lost. i used to get mad at people who'd say that shit.

my fantasies are much cuter than anything that would actually happen irl anyway so why would you even want someone when you can just hug a pillow and pretend your own heartbeat is theirs

>>42260231
nice
20.5cm or 8 inches on the dot

I hate being uberblackpilled. Dont even have fantasies anymore.

Gn

i think i’m gonna puke in the next few hours DX

>>42260282
i’m gonna glovemaxx soon

>>42260234
https://voca.ro/1lmr5YoPcHef

got a tony's sea salt and caramel choccy bar its so yummy fuck yes

>>42260277
this is how to cope with being alone the rest of your life everyone knows

i rub against my pillow while imagining women groping me

we all do that

>>42260390
this is why the 18 year old thinks we’re all transbians

>i rub against my pillow while imagining men groping me
fixed

i sometimes do that but its ok because im a bi lesbian

mf says fixed bitch you just took a shit on the mona lisa

fresh coal delivery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyPREZY2klQ

>>42260416
you keep us warm during those harsh winters
and for that, i thank you.

>>42260431
it’s even vaguely ouppy related :D

>>42260416
coal

>>42260438
૮ ∩´ ᵕ `∩ ྀིა thanky nona

>>42259011
i seethe and cry all day about how i am too disgusting to ever be valuable to someone and how i will never pass and then get treated like a dog and get told to sit by my friends

>>42260445
yeah i already said that

>>42260416
it's awful truly

>>42260465
actually, i said coal before opening it, it's not that bad

>>42260478
unsurprising tbdesu

>>42260416
maybe the least offensive thing you've ever posted but still coal

>>42260463
૮( ´> ˕ <` )ა ouppy?

>>42260500
makes sense, that album is probably the most widely acclaimed of all the stuff i’ve posted here, but i assume you don’t like the emo/pop punk genre as a whole, so even its peaks aren’t your thing

>>42260395
wdym are we not

there are some bi lesbians and also some straight manmoders

i'm bisexual i'll bi anything once

>>42260619
nah we are don't listen to her

i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf

>>42260217
>>42260244
i LOVE big yaoi hands

>>42260677
are you just hoping one day a kentucky manmoder will stumble into one of these threads?

>>42260677
what happened with the tagmap, did that net you any leads

>>42260707
im screaming into the void
>>42260716
yes but its too soon to call her my gf plus we haven't met irl. maybe in uhhhh two more weeks

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are my claws forch or unforch?

built to bake and ride the train

how can you even call yourself a man with hands like those. pathetic.

>>42260757
...are you underage?

>>42260753
i hope it goes well with you two, nona. best of luck !!

>>42260757
i just noticed your x's are you u21?

>>42260791
i’m turning 24 in a few weeks actually

>>42260753
oh shit well good luck!

anyone want to open a food truck or something

>>42260797
that’s just kinda how they confirmed i paid at the concert i went to i think? i wasn’t asked for an id, he just asked if i had an x on my hand. it was literally just a restaurant & bar so it was kinda informal. maybe it was the mark me as underage, but i didn’t really give a shit because i don’t really drink and wasn’t gonna when i had to drive anyway

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>>42260757
our shit looks similar mine look more disgusting i think

>>42260838
my brother’s biological dad. now that i think about it, i’m pretty sure my brother lent him money for that, i wonder if he ever got paid back

you are all so pasty creamy white

>>42260848
no your hand is definitely more feminine

sorry its because i dont go outside

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only pic i have... at hand
atm
heh
>>42260674
oh mb

>>42260848
whats that reeses cup thing

>>42259011
>qott
Recklessly solo climb mountains, probably a >5% chance I die every year I do this...

>>42260907
ntn but you MUST be hungry.

my (future) boyfriend is my lord and protector

>>42260907
that’s clearly rolo shaped if you’re gonna compare it to a filled chocolate candy

>>42260912
i just ate
>>42260920
no ridges on rolos

>>42260929
yeah i realized that when i double checked. but the height to diameter is not very reese’s

>>42260907
my ceiling lamp idk why the photo flipped like that

>>42260753
I'm going to kill myself

>>42260907
fatty

>>42260884
thanks nona :) i think my longish nails are doing some heavy lifting u should try growing yours out

>>42261040
i usually let them get a little longer, i trimmed them recently

>>42261038
im working on it

>>42260167
mogs me

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ET phone home
un fagged my nails to avoid humiliation from obligatory family visit. big sad.

>>42260848
nice lamp

>>42261153
ur touching us

worst toesday so far what the fuck

>>42261195
can’t post anything too scandalous while he lurks

>>42261153
tasteful amount of arm hair and solid wrist size

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mand

>>42261234
short middle finger

nona... your liver...

>>42261234
jaundicemoder

>>42261234
you are yellow

>>42261246
>>42261248
i'm simpsons maxxing

>>42261215
thanks t. titantranny
>>42261234
nice digit ratio

>>42261275
oh, okay based

>>42261267
i dressed up as eggman to see sonic 3

how does it feel to sleep next to someone who loves you

it's pretty sick

theres a good chance that i may never know

>>42261343
it was nice. i struggled to sleep though lol

>>42261343
addictive

>>42261343
it's nice
having space to myself is nice too though

suicide pushers

DO IT!!!!!

developing aap

don’t kill yourselves please

everyone live and one day you will sleep next to someone who loves you

you've saved us all, wow

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rocking this exact outfit but with a thong instead of boxers so my whole ass out

>>42261634
hot
thongs are comfy

>>42261695
die

>>42261818
i'll leave my thongs to u

>>42261836
sorry I don't accept anything touched by scum

i’m puking soon, who wants to see when it happens?

me! me!

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I like to walk

it’s not mef if u have aap

>>42261854
actually i'll keep my thongs and u can die instead

i missed the hand posting do i still get to post my long pokers

>>42261931
of course you can

>>42261929
kill yourself, moid

>>42261985
struck a nerve

>>42261864
oh my goodness be careful

>>42261990
my panty nerve? I know I'd kill myself for real if my hands looked like yours

two bots fighting each other

>>42262000
huh?

>>42262000
seething

tf goin on

>>42262013
which part needs further explanation?

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a fully masculinized man took estradiol valerate for seven years, THIS is what happened to his secondary sex characteristics

>>42261153
thanks nona the lamp isnt very bright but neither am i so its ok

>>42262039
how do you know what her hands look like. are you saying she’s doxxmoder?

she needs to get better at guessing

do we have to do this every day

i would prefer we did not

>>42262322
yes

>>42262365
that's not me dude

you have to get a life. you HAVE to

i keep coming back to twist the knife

>>42262371
oh, ok let me try again then. die, man hands

i keep coming back to twist my cock

mocking me i'm cockless :/

dont worry you can have mine *wink*

by no cock i meant there's just no hole, it's just smooth, i have no holes :/

thats amazing can you come over and let me explore your body

okay but you can only observe me from a distance

ill bring my extra strength magnifying glass darling. i want to see every nook and cranny

i'm actually nookless too but you're welcome to look

no nooks...fascinating. so if youre more of a smooth amorphous sort of shape ill simply bring a camera

yes yes now you understand, i'm also quite gelatinous so don't be shocked upon seeing me

>>42262542
are you a person or a slime??

good night ill be going to sleep now

good night!

>>42262462
kenmoder

>>42262493
nook and tranny

i heard an elk bugling tonight on my walk it was rather scary

i'm glad you're okay

>stabs myself with a needle
no thats probably not the right spot i should withdrawal
>stabs myself with a needle
that didn't feel right
>stabs myself with a needle
wtf that hurt
>stabs myself with a needle

to think a poster here could get gored to death by an elk one day and none of us would ever know..

>>42262801
ok so I'm not the only person doing this. idk if my pain tolerance is just crazy low or what

you know the needle gets damaged every time you put it in, right?

>stab self with needle
>damn that hurt, feels like it's in the wrong place
>inject it anyway
>fountain of blood when i pull the needle out
who give a shit nona this matters anyway

>>42262808
its the bears im really scared of

bears is nice i have a big bear in my bed right now

can i see

no he's shy

>>42262846
Did you pinch the fat?

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would transition have saved her?

bear on hrt

that would be me

and me

and me

>>42262846
idk i’ve had more than a drop of blood exactly once, seems like a skill issue on your part

god wants me dead and hes trying to get me to kill myself by putting me in proximity to real women

wow, 6 whole days of journaling. doesn’t feel helpful but we’ll see if maybe “less than a week” is an insufficient time to judge it. goodnight nonas

good night !

i have a skin tag on my butthole

૮ ´• ﻌ ´• ა ouppy doesnt wanna work today

taking ouppy behind the barn and hiding something shiny behind my back

>>42263445
ouppy I like you and I hope your workday goes well

>>42263445
ouppy is european?

I thought dogs didn't have jobs

>>42263481
૮˶> ᴗ <˶ა thanky
>>42263485
ouppys sleep schedule is fucked ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა

>>42263445
ouppy i hate you and i want you to burn in hell

that made me exhale through my nose very hard

>>42263517
૮(•᷄ࡇ•᷅)ა why would you want ouppy to burn in hell? ouppy sorry if she did something to offend you ૮ ྀི ′̥̥̥ ᵔ ‵̥̥̥ ྀིა

>>42263530
Qhy?

>>42263538
ouppy whats ur favourite simpsons joke please keep it to one from before 1998

>>42263739
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა ouppy likes sneed's feed and seed, formerly chuck's

>>42263789
ur not ouppy ૮ – ﻌ – ა but ouppy does like that bit :3

>>42263940
i'm ouppy now bitch ૮ ・ﻌ・ა ᡕᠵデ气亠

>>42263985
stop ouppy hate conflict ૮ ྀི -̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄◞ﻌ◟-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ ྀིა

ouppy on ouppy violence

im so tired of not passing

i couldve been happy instead of a spinster

why is my face a rectangle
why is my body a rectangle
why is my phone a rectangle
why is a square a rectangle
why is everything a rectangle
rectangles rectangles rectangles rectangles everywhere as far as the rectangle can see

my yarn isnt good enough to sell. i will never be a spinster :/

rolling

>>42263739
my mum loves the tramampoline joke

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