every day is pain

rerollan

>>42264271
awruff ruff wruff :3

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>>42264271

>>42264449
plant mommy would fix me ngl

>>42264271
every night i fall asleep cuddling my big plushie & think about being a puppy with a loving owner. a girl has to have her dreams </3

>>42264449
Coooool

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awoof ruf ruff woof woof bark woof woof:333

sometimes i think whg am i a gay man with boobs and i get sad. other times i think omg im a gay man with boobs and i get happy. what does this mean? i noticed that my reactions mostly depend on my body hair

I'm ugly af. Sometimes I dont understand how my bf finds me attractive. One of those cases when body looks good but face was raped by puberty. Badly.

>my bf
sympathy rescinded

>>42264959
both my body and my face were raped and i was literally raped so i dont feel bad for you

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iwnhtwh

>>42264271
muttmoder general, hm?
just for the record, her highness prefers cats... her highness is also not particularly fond of this "ouppy" character, I thought we established that talking in third person was MY thing!!

oh it's the high and mighty princess for whom t4t is second rate and to whom dating a trans woman is "settling". why should we listen to your opining lmao

>>42265355
you're still not over this? you people majorly need a hobby... also, I'm a princess, "high and mighty" kind of comes with the territory

old princess dead im princess now

the exclusively t4t transbians have hijacked the thread

>get ffs
>body doesnt pass
>dont malefail
>still worth it
is this a viable life path?

instead of getting ffs, you could instead use the money for a lethal dose of ket and xanax, which you would enjoy far more

>>42265416
true, however my ffs will cost me zero dollars so it's ultimately the cheaper option

i’m gonna vomit he hates me

>>42265452
i fucking hate you and i hope you drown in your own blood during the operation

if i get skinny and work out will my back be attractive even if it's clocky? like is the only reason im ugly because im skinny fat and take hot showers so my skin looks dry and potched and droopy or is it also my ribcage and thick neck (it's thick from years of anxietty)

>>42265499
i dont feel anything towards you

>>42265532
good.

>>42265567
>.
why are you acting stern retard

>>42265579
this is serious.

Ouppy killed my family. I will have my revenge. Mark my words.

>>42265602
will i be ugly forever

I'm pretty resolved to troon out. I'm still uncertain whether to do DIY or try to speedrun a dysphoria diagnosis. And even then what if a doctor tells me i'm faketrans and cant get it.
And if i do DIY how will that work out logistically since i'm living with my parents still.
Hmmm...
I'll figure it out.

>>42265659
no.

>>42265322
૮ ᴖﻌᴖ ა ouppy luvs kibtys
>>42265651
awaa ૮ ´> ˕ <` ა *ruff ruff wruff*

>>42265728
:D

>>42265782
is that so? well, at least ouppy has enough sense to recognise kitty superiority, even if she is still too much of a dumb animal to spell the word right... perhaps ouppy should love a grammar school instead?

>>42265876
૮∩˃˕˂∩ა ouppy hates school

i loooove hospitals but hate patients

>>42265938
her highness can tell! her highness also dares to presume ouppy hates bath time just as much...

going on a long walk into the woods

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>>42264271

eating a hot bowl of dog food for breakfast but I'm kinda just poking at it with my spoon and you can tell I'm not really feeling it even though by all metrics it should be a delicious and balanced first meal of the day

>>42266000
ouppy shower daily ૮ ˃̶ ꇴ ˂̶ ა y u think ouppy dirty ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა

>>42266131
Filthy beast

>>42266131
dirty is kind of the norm for your kind, no? congratulations on being the rare exception, I suppose. it doesn't change the fact that you're still a total wannabe, however! her majesty's regal manner of third person speech is not so easily replicated by a mutt...

I would do so many terrible things to have a loving boyfriend. He could make me feel better about it afterwards anyway.

>>42266241
same

an mmg character's lifespan is a week at best

all "mmg characters" are mtfg poasters looking for cheap laughs

The Rapist

I am proud to admit that the rapist posts just barely infrequently enough to where I laugh at it. because I'm just that immature I guess

>>42266270
it's true, whenever a certain character stops posting it's because their time was up and truemoder overseers had to take them out back to be put down

im so moided that the thread rapist wouldnt touch me

>>42266270
I've been a character here for 5 years

>>42266296
ouppy is moided as fuck ૮ -̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄◞ﻌ◟-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ ა

getting ouppys attention while holding a ball then throwing the ball but actually putting it behind my back

>>42266296
"it's all a scheme by hot people to come laugh at me!" is a surprisingly common theory in this general

>>42266457
so i take it that you werent bullied in school

>>42266477
I was autistic as shit but only ever met good and kind people. Still aint got no friends but i was literally 1# bully target and never got it rough. I'm thankful for that.

>>42266441
૮ ᴖﻌᴖ ა awah ouppy will get ball ૮ ˃̶ ꇴ ˂̶ ა

Attempting to bench 223 as part of my training to slay ouppy.

working while observing ouppyposting in my peripheral vision got me grinning and smiling and shit thanks for bringing some whimsy to my boring-ass day

I meant to say squat, i cant bench that much

dog knot general

>>42266556
Damn you must have a giant boooty and perfect posture if you can squat that much.

>>42266556
I squat 400 and my ass and thighs are fat as a mofo desu. I'm gonna defend ouppy from you by trapping you in a leglock

>>42266477
I wasn't, no. personally if I got bullied throughout school and then graduated to get bullied on 4chan, I would end it I think

>>42266534
૮ ˶′ ཅ ‵˶ ა thanky
>>42266528
>>42266556
wowie thats soo many ૮ ⸝⸝> ̫ <⸝⸝ ა .ᐟ.ᐟ

i got a huge ass with zero effort

>>42266580
ouppy missed this at first ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა thanky anon ૮ ∩´ ᵕ `∩ ྀིა

>>42266580
Damn really?

>>42266729
oh sorry, pounds not kgs. 400kgs would be some like olympic level shit

i can lift the bar

i can lift women's skirts at DSA meetings

theres a new nurse at the hospital and hes really faggy looking, should I try to pinkpill him

yeah fuck it why not

i’m ok with being a fucktoy

i have never and will never be a fucktoy

rape me

i can't lift the barbell bar

>>42266760
Kek
Still very impressive

>>42266641
can i see it
can i touch it
(can i see it tho)

>>42267033
sure if you live close, I'm not posting unsee

>>42267221
Should have just taken cypro

>>42267221
this was posted here. ive already seen this. i spent time looking at this before and you made me spend less time realizing ive seen it before.

>>42267277
sorry ma'am forgot the world revolves around you. can you forgive me for not being chronically online like your majesty

>>42267221
I fuck w/ this a lot.

>>42266932
Fucktoys of the world, unite!
Seize the means of reproduction!!!

>>42267292
i will forgive you for both your egregious reposting, and getting snippy with me. but that's all the leeway you'll get this year

>>42264271
quoipi on 4chan? she would never say this

>>42267221
me desu

>>42267221
watch out captains of crush those are some grippers

>>42265322
wait, princess, where have you been? i feel like i haven’t seen you on mmg in a couple days

>>42266296
https://voca.ro/1mMb5XSaZRlR

>>42267604
my, did you miss me? <3 it's true yes, I wasn't present for the last few threads. her highness has simply been occupying herself with other pastimes and matters lately, that's all. surely you understand that her majesty's life involves much more than just /mmg/?

honestly, i kinda figured this was a large portion of your life

>>42267751
well then you figured wrong. do try to project less...

>>42267834
you're so mad right now

Good evening. How is everyone doing?

>Cismoid#ywnbaw

>>42267221
>took it to stop being attracted to women
>but doesn't like that women don't want to have sex with him because of it
???

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is it true? are you happy about this?

>>42268249
yes
what are you, a human larva? grow up

dog larbae…

btw i took home the mtb instead and smashed my knee up on black ice

yeeeoooowch

honestly the crash wasnt that bad but it blew up when i got home because apparently that knee is just prone to swelling now

like it's my bad knee. my bad knee that i have because i'm almost 30 years old

>>42268249
ouppy will always be ouppy ૮ ´> ཅ <` ა

what should i use instead of band-aids? they rip my skin when i take them off

keep using them and take it like a man

i don't want to be a man :(

and yet you mode like one? curious...

i'm going to touch you

30 year old busted knee moder

hell nah this unc #notlikeus

be nice to her she has a busted knee

this is auntie gen

literally if you're under 25 get the fuck out

woo I made the cutoff

Too weak to peel a banana at moidstrenght.
Its so over.

do better

yay im old n gross enough to stay in mmg

>>42268456
ah man, i’ve got another 54ish weeks :/

overthehumpmoder

overthumpmoder

what if you and I were fucking but then I was like "hey I can only cum if you let me hold your dick like a cigarette and pretend to smoke it for a while" would you let me do it or would you tell me to gfto. in this scenario the dick up until this point has been godlike so keep that in mind whilst you perform your calculations

i'd perform most weird fetishes if i knew he was being serious.

what are the requirements to post in here can someone give me a comprehensive criteria

>>42268728
zomg none!!!1
(you're supposed to be amab, on hrt, living and presenting as a man, and not a teehee uwu boymoder/youngshit/typical mtf but lol)

>>42268728
you can post in here if:
I like you
you cannot post in here if:
I don't like you

>>42268728
if anything remotely nice or fortunate has ever happened to you in your whole life then you're not allowed to post here, sorry

you're likely far less annoying than some of the people already here so just post

i wish i had a fat cis gf so bad bros

>>42268728
you have to come up with a weird annoying gimmick to post as for about a month before you can post normally

I take your (flaccid) penis between my forefinger and middle finger. I wrap my lips around it carefully. they're moist and warm. it feels nice, but not particularly titillating. I suck slowly, mimicking the pressure required to propel smoke into one's mouth. this causes your dick to slowly slide into my mouth like a worm burrowing into the ground. suddenly I remove my lips and cough a little bit, almost as if clearing my throat. your dick, confronted by the room-temperature air outside my mouth, is now a bit clammy. I turn my head dramatically up and to the left, blowing an unseen cloud of smoke over my shoulder. you look me up and down in bewilderment. I'm clearly rock fucking hard. need I say more? I smoke cock, ok? it's the only way I can cum.

>>42268813
hey, our weird annoying gimmick posters last way longer than that!

>>42268783
backshots go crazy ngl

>>42268821
reading this at work eating a sandwich with one hand with absolutely no expression on my face

>>42268873
whats on your sammie

wolfing down a cockmeat sandwich (on rye)

>>42268873
honestly I wrote it with much a similar demeanor

I stay moided

>>42268878
turkey bacon club

>>42268921
is it turkey and bacon or turkey bacon

>>42268700
honestly, that seems funny enough i’d allow it with anyone i’m willing to have sex with

>>42268938
turkey and bacon, yes i'm a rapist

>>42268735
I say I'm a man but really I'm a pretty boy who's main problem is not gotten electrolysis yet, I'm not even average height or muscular in any way

i'll now proceed to rip you a new one, or at least widen your existing one somewhat

>>42268962
you're annoying me now get out

>>42268752
well what is your verdict on me

>>42268868
fat girl bouncing on it is beyond peak

oh my god bruh

ambiguously molested by older boys general

>>42268992
I didn't have any particular reaction. verdict is NOT GUILTY (YET) desune

>>42268752
yaayyyy ouppy gets to stay ૮ ∩´ ᵕ `∩ ྀིა

>>42269031
I do like you!!! I like you ouppy!!!

>>42268752
i’m safe!

Very stressed about trooning.

>>42268951
it sounds good nona i hope u enjoy it

>>42269063
its like that leading up to it but i believe in you. you can kill the moid inside!

made up a lot of things and posted them today

>>42269061
yeah I think so!!

>>42269088
don't think i've ever said anything not made up in here

I don't think I've ever said anything false in here because I cannot tell lies

Any other post-FFS never malefailed manmoders?

>>42269100
i mostly tell the truth. we should guard stuff together

lying is ontologically evil n spiritually israeli

>>42269136
i don't know, i'd probably start crying at any confrontation

i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf

>>42269100
>>42269136
I tell only lies

>>42269084
!!!!
Tbh i'm the most worried about the fact that if anyone in my family finds out i'll 100% have to go and live on my own and cut ties bc phobia etc.
I need to get some initial funds to settle elsewhere and get a job even like being a frycook at mcdonalds idc.
It's all very daunting and scary but i'm resolved to do it.
Just need to get some sort of an income and then DIY or talk with a shrink about it. Likely will go with DIY tbhdesu.
I'm honestly considering going through a year of paid army training to save up troonout money.
Ofc if i do well at college i might get my parents to pay for an apartment a city over. That'd be the perfect scenario which is why i've been studying rly hard.
I really really really really want to get on e.

>>42269181
Just fucking inject estrogen already oh my god

i have only told the truth here i would never lie to my mmg friends

i go 2 lies, then 1 truth. if you catch onto the pattern you'll learn nothing of value because im a vapid person whose life is shit and boring

>>42269177
if you only tell lies, you wouldn’t say so, because that’s the truth

my esoteric method of divining the inspiration for a devious shitpost is more than the mortal mind can bear, the practise you render you incongruous with the laws of physics

My truths are so outlandish that it's often misconstrued for fantasy, I wonder how people would really feel if they realise I don't lie.

>>42269221
I tell only lies

I eat only pies

>>42269223
tell us one of your outlandish truths

>>42269239
I transported my mind into another person and got them to write this reply

>>42269239
I love you

>>42269262
yeah i do struggle to believe this one, good job

i only eat creampies

cumming in your own mom must feel fucking amazing

incest police arrest this manmoder

wincest*

>>42269280
you should try it. seduce her. seduce your mother

twincest>>>>>

pinecest moment

>>42269001
fattest creampie i ever had happened this way

>>42269306
yo do you remember that gif of dipper biting mable's boob? lol i feel like that used to be everywhere

>>42269297
ok i'll get drunk with her and try to have sex with her :)

>>42269315
of course i do. kinda crazy how mainstream an incest ship was lmao. you ever read dipper goes to taco bell?

>>42269323
I wonder if you're the same person who was saying they'd try this same thing a few weeks ago. if you are, you have to actually do it this time, ok!?

>>42269338
that's me lol. the furthest i've gotten is very slight groping while drunk

is peanut butter vegan?

>>42269367
wait what? are you for real? that increases my confidence actually...I mean if she was ok with that then you may actually have a chance

manmoder general is rapidly devolving into chrischanmoder general

you need to seduce her i am not lying right now

>>42269400
she lowk mogsss

you legit should fuck your mom, it's completely ethical if you're both adults and no one gets pregnant

why is the king of thebes posting here

>>42269416
cause she's a moder I guess

blinding oedipus moders and banishing them for life

hey nothin wrong with a little momfucking!!

>>42269389
i'll try heavier groping next time, or maybe trying to kiss her neck or something. not really a thing i can try to rush, unfortunately

when people ask my name i always say "oh everyone calls me [tranny name]" bc it creates plausible deniability if they found out my dead name. i am so smart

deadname in the streets, deadname also in the sheets bc it turns me on desu

>>42269478
stop talking about raping your drunk mom that's fucked up

>>42269496
how bout if we start talking about ME raping YOUR drunk mom? would that be fucked up?

>>42269501
hmm yes?

>>42269496
let people have hobbies

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>>42269496

what are you 'moders doing tonight (if you're not fucking your mom)

fucking my dog

personally I'm gonna be fucking YOUR mom

fucking my pawg

i'm eating a big bowl of diarrhea

>>42269644
working on a 12 hour shift (again)

>>42269644
tabbing between this thread and twitter until 2am

>>42269666
trips confirm that working is satanic

>>42269666
are you a nurse? what do you do for 12 hours

talking stage lasted 1 hour award

>>42269649
you think this is funny? you come in here talking about RAPING MY MOTHER?!

>>42269369
why wouldn’t it be? it’s just roasted and ground peanuts, plus often some sweetener and salt. the only reason i can imagine is if it’s sweetened with honey and you don’t count honey as vegan (it’s an animal product, but comparing beekeeping to factory farming is absurd)

>>42269674
oh fuck YES bestie SLAY

>>42269644
sitting around waiting for jeopardy to start. i’ve been doing almost nothing for a while.

>>42269400
the momfucking has been an inconsistent undercurrent for like, at least a month, i think? nothing that new

>>42269644
fuck your mom

>>42269725
i mustve missed it i scroll through these threads super fast until i hit fake britmoder vocaroo links

>>42269739
based

at the PB factory throwing little pieces of beef into the nut grinder

>>42269744
THIS is what i was worried about

as an atheist, i fucking love being a monstrous, swarthy rapeogre
my big, Colored girldick feels so happy when i rape innocent, delicate White lesbians and drink their Christian blood

ICE, get this hon

>>42269796
methy?

swelling is down but it still hurts owie

>>42269796
i’m literally always saying this

>>42269796
they'll never admit it irl but this is the kind of thing the average atheist thinks about every second of every day

>>42269796
based

do u guys think i can still be a chubby bitch if the bike makes me fitter

>>42269814
methy died from fenty spiked crack sadly

damn. fly high baby boy

>>42269854
not true, he's currently in prison getting his bootyhole tampered with on the daily while awaiting trial after chuddy pressed charges

>>42269834
that’s just not true. i rarely think about sex tbdesu

tried going vegan for a while but i think i might switch to pescatarian cause i can't make tofu taste palatable and i can't eat lentils for dinner every single day

tofu literally tastes like nothing

>>42269920
i can taste it and it tastes bad

>>42269934
how are you cooking it?

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i guess if you go voluntarily missing police still have to confirm that you’re alive even if they don’t disclose your location fuck
i just wanna go to sleep forever and have everyone forget about me why can’t i just walk off and be left alone i won’t even tell anyone why is this such a problem i’m so tired i don’t want this anymore

>>42269942
the only good thing i've managed to make with it was hot and sour soup, and as good as it was it's not really something i wanna eat all the time. i tried making mapo tofu and a generic sort of stir fry dish with it and in both cases the tofu didn't really absorb the flavor and i can taste that kinda grassy taste no matter how thick i make the sauce

>>42269969
i'm not sure how you're able to cook it in a way that it doesn't really absorb flavors, are you cooking it sopping wet or something?

i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf

>>42269990
i've tried pressing and freezing it to get as much water as possible out so i think it's about as dry as it's gonna get

thinking about posting my face and body again
been like 4 years or so since last time

tofu sucks, never had good tofu
tempeh on the other hand...

tofu slander is absurd

>>42270008
not while He lurks…

>>42269872
what’s the tea tuna tartare sis

white bitches can't cook

>>42270020
i don't think they sell that where i live

>>42270033
who the fuck is He. god?

tHEy done even know seasoninggg *claps pussy*

>>42266558
white girl wednesday!

at the risk of sounding like a touchy lil baby bitch i'm a good cook, i just can't cook this one specific ingredient cause i've never used it in my life prior to the last couple weeks.

>>42270049
closer to the devil

>>42270074
thank you for the clarification vaguemoder

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>>42270008
Fuck it i'm getting on DIY. If anyone finds out and asks i'll just lie i'm doing roids to save face.

>>42270083
mogs me
t. 36 year old

>>42270069
IT WAS SEASONING WASN'T IT DONT LIE BITCH

>>42270082
He’s right below you

>cooks flavorless tofu
I didn't even know this was possible, the entire point of tofu is it absorbs flavors?

>>42270083
that pic is what i imagine whenever you guys say hrt made you look way younger than you really are

>>42270095
anything is possible if you're white enough

>>42270096
i see that sentiment in other mtf circles way more than here, half the people here say they looked super old for their age before getting on e and it hasn’t helped things

estrogen mostly made me white

my brother asked me when i’m gonna grow a beard and insisted i’d look good with one

>>42270138
Thought this was me but i somewhat recovered from bald loss and shaved recently. Now i just look like a kid. I dont rly intend on passing on relationships anyway so eh.

>>42270170
would you tho

>>42270170
my brother makes fun of me for not being able to grow a beard at the age of 26 and says i look like chris chan with my hair long

do you look like chris chan though

no im not as fat as chris and i dont have the retard face he has

can we forget it ever happened

should i call myself a therian when i finally work up the courage to post somewhere other than 4chan

i'm obviously a furry but the puppygirl/therian line is more complicated.

>>42270324
what's ur fursona

>>42270327
Sheltie :3

>>42270341
oh sick! yeah might as well go full therian. fuck it

>>42270224
doubt it? anytime i’ve looked at pictures of me where i was too lazy to shave a few years ago it looked gross, but i also might just not be objective because of dysphoria
>>42270276
very grateful i don’t think my brother knows about chris-chan, i could totally see him saying that about me. he did say i looked like a divorced lesbian when i cut my bangs though

in retrospect i looked hotter than i thought i did as a dude but it's fine that guy had to die

you look hotter now though

Isnt being motivated by the desire to be attractive a bit shallow. Dorian's grey painting of a mirror etc.

oh i absolutely look hotter now #agamp

zased

nigga that wasn't my main motivation but i'm not going to complain that it worked out for me

>>42270399
i like to think he just means i look like a dishevelled retard instead of an ugly hon either way im pretty sure the reaction wouldnt be great if i let on about considering trooning

sexual gratification is the only valid reason to transition

>>42270509
I see i see. Sorry.
I dont even know what my desire is..idk if thats low IQ or diet or troonism but i dont really have a concrete personality or desires or ideas. I'm just kinda sleepwalking through life stumbling around. I'm mostly gonna do it just to have made a choice of any kind. I'd rather make a mistake than commit to two more decades of nothing.

on my worst days, it feels like i look like novaonline

>>42270521
this! so much this

i endure the most mid ass sex from men just for the fact that i look hot while doing it and i'm not sorry

>>42270521
I've honestly first became interested bc i've read they used estradiol to castrate Alan Turing and i dont want to have romantic desires or libido bc i'm very blackpilled but all of the other side effects seem awesome and yeah looking back at life i think i kinda have gender dysphoria but idk. I fucking hate figuring out mental bullshit. It's only ever what you believe it to be in the end and i have 0 confidence in myself to make judgments.

>>42270521
what about misandry?

this guy really makes larry seem tolerable

at least larry was kind of a thought leader in his field this guy is like a self admitted nonperson

>>42270563
Larry from that one videogame about fucking

>>42270562
based. I hate men so much it's unreal

cismoid post schmeat

>>42270570
I want to change...

Could you please cut me some slack?

>>42270562
so based

see larry would have just said "empathy?" and that's why he was better than you

>>42270582
That's reserved for my future wife's eyes ONLY...!!!

i've actually never seen a bug this desperate for attention it's so fucking gross

>>42270563
He makes literally every annoying poster look tolerable in comparison. shoutout to the nona who taught me how to filter on mobile, it’s been very helpful

I look, act, sound, smell, feel, and taste like chris chan

no one knows if or when this will end

i look, act, sound, smell, feel, and taste like chris chan's mouldy sonichu medallion

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>>42270603

>>42270562
misandry is sexually gratifying too

>>42270625
doesn’t sexually gratify me

the more hrt does for me the more i've felt inclined to act like some kind of incredibly gross dude

>>42270653
To be fair its probably hot if its a woman acting as such.

need passoid gf who constantly tells me she'll leave me for a real woman when she gets bored of me

friend's family called me a poon

unrelated to the way we use it on this board, or does your friend’s family have insane tttt brainworms?

Imagine having a repper dad.
>>42270603
Idk if you kept up with the lore but chrischan FUCKS. He managed to get a real actual gf.

>>42270847
no they thought i was ftm i mean

>>42270556
this so much. prior to taking hrt I felt compelled to jerk off once a day, sometimes twice a day, because otherwise id be physically uncomfortable. it was a gross NEED the way you NEED to take a shit. starting hrt made my libido totally disappear for about 4 months, and then it progressively came back in a very mild, relaxing form. it's more like an occasional craving that is much more deeply satisfying to indulge. i never get hard unless im actively trying and also dont ejaculate when i cum anymore which is fantastic. 10/10 would take hrt just for these perks outside of the crippling dysphoria

> 4 years HRT
> detrans for 3 months
> 1100 nl/dL of testosterone
i shouldnt have even tried i was born to be an alpha male

>>42271083
Do you think it'd make you feel any better if i sucked on your predumably huge girthy moidpenis, ma'am?

>>42271083
my T level is higher than that after 5 years on hrt

>>42270892
oh. that should’ve been obvious, sorry lol

>>42271129
sounds like you’re hondosing yourself, queen. like, really badly

>>42271129
>>42271083
Doesnt it just mean your dosage was wonky or smth?
Maybe they put you on a placebo study.

>>42271129
how is that fucking possible

>>42271129
are you radiating testosterone?? this is not possible

>>42271162
i was jking but then i remembered i actually do know a trans woman who had that exact problem for real before she got orchi. i don't think her doctors ever figured out wtf was wrong with her body.

highk fucking hate myself

>>42271182
world's most potent balls...she could have sired a dynasty

>>42271193
i love you

for all i know, my t levels could be insane. i haven’t gotten a blood test

uhhh hullo brap?

>>42271230
you really should

thanks for the braps, lia

lia can you brap on a vocaroo

is there any hope for a 29 year old white passing fakemoder who just got out of a 2 year engagement

they used to tell me there were no dumb questions

>>42271244
honestly i was right about to ask that

>>42271238
no money + don’t want a tranny blood test to show up on my mom’s insurance

wife left and took the house, at least she didn't get the estrogen

>>42271230
how watery is your cum

>>42271270
insurance? is a blood test that expensive?

>>42271275
when i yanked my shit asunder last night i couldn’t even see the cum on my hand, just feel it, i assume my levels aren’t terrible

>>42271262
no dude it's fucked i was going to be his housewife and now i'm going to be destitute forever

>>42271290
when i was looking at private blood tests, they were like $200 for t + e2, which is pretty hard for me to pony up all at once

>>42271291
what were you yanking that shit asunder to

i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf

>>42271301
was this a real engagement or just a guy who blew your back out occasionally

>>42271291
asunder you say? this sounds like an intense session

>>42271345
not too intense, i just like the turn of phrase

>>42271323
it was real although very long distance (we still saw each other regularly). he was a trans guy finance bro and i was going to live with him in america. this went on for four years but it all got screwed up and now i guess i'm going to whore myself out idk i have no other prospects

>>42271301
relatable

>trans man
ohhhh... ohhhhhhhh........

whats up everyone how has your wednesday been
besides uh
divorceenon
>>42271242
ty for hearing them anon
>>42271244
no but maybe one day
>>42271271
how good was the house
>>42271275
what coom

i hate 29 year olds

i love 29 year olds

>>42271403
pretty mediocre. i woke up at 2:30 and i’m getting sick. doing laundry now, probably gonna try and get some reading done, but even that will be consumed by poasting here

i think this year is my last
well last few months

>>42271403
i've been vomiting blood and i feel exhausted like i can barely keep my eyes open

>>42271472
get some food lined up for the next day or two so you dont need to think too hard about it
>>42271500
damn why are you dying

honestly man i should just start soft detransing and get a construction job

moder construction co.

guy at my job comes everyday, offers me position on his company, and then asks me if i i am tired from store work in a mocking tone.

would that position be an upgrade?

what anime should i start next? i’m thinking either the original mobile suit gundam or black lagoon

>>42271724
i watched both seasons of kaiji recently and that was really fun to watch

>>42271724
the entirety of one piece

>>42271789
no thanks, i’m mostly caught up on the manga so i’ll stick to that