in peak straight moid

only like 2 people know im a tranny but im pretty sure most people think im some kind of faggot

>>42303481
i used to read fruity but i toned it down because i'm deeply insecure and now i think i read straight. on the rare occasion i tell people i'm gay they're usually surprised

i think i have 1 friend who knows somethings up

>>42303481
I think my mom might think i'm gay bc i've never once talked to a woman or had a female friend. She's overprotective and a bit paranoid so at the time she encouraged it bc i wasn't "getting into any trouble".

I pretend to be nonbinary irl desu

>qott:
I'm publicly out as gay and me and my boyfriend go out all the time so yea I'm pretty sure people know I'm a fag.

>qott
it’s sort of like a bell curve. people who don’t know me well might think i’m some flavor of not cishet, the only friend i made in college thought i was and asked me, and i don’t really make an effort to present masc
i tell people i’m a straight man, because i am only into women
the people i’m closest to, i’ve told i’m a tranny

Well, when my friend stayed in my room for the first time my grandma told me she never expected me to bring a girl in. Most people assume I'm gay and I bet some think I'm trans, like last job, the safety supervisor got really close to me and grazed my chest on purpose then said something like "damn".

>>42303471
sorry, i forgot how pathetic he was! forgive me, my queen.

>>42303558
look, the only thing i know about you is you fanatically hate doxxmoder because you feel like you can get under her skin easily. that actually doesn’t make me like you at all, or dislike her. you’re doing a terrible job of wooing your crush

what's the actual reason you hate her? is it not because of the fat thing

I wish i were a kinder more effective person who had a positive impact on the world and made the lives of others better.
I'm too selfish, self-absorbed and scared to be any of that. I'm a low-functioning sociopath.
I'm very sad and i deserve to feel as such.

>>42303481
yes

>>42303612
yes!?

think another nona said this the other day but seeing the filtered moid posts do feel like i'm seeing a roach crawl across the ground from the corner of my eye

>>42303481
im honestly not sure. a lot of people definitely think im straight but usually none of them know me well at all

>>42303625
yeah

I'm just gonna go through life angry and frustrated and try to accomplish abstract goals and bark at anyone who tries to shake me out of that stupor.

>>42303584
that's part of it i guess. i just want him dead or to stop posting forever

>>42303627
lol that's a good analogy

https://voca.ro/19tGvGnU7mpP

>>42303627
to me its like a mosquito buzzing around a room but i cant see it to swat it

lol that's very funny because i'm the one that says coal to almost every link

>>42303686
yeah i looked further in the DMs and you actually said you were the coal replier, and i picked up on that at the time too

>>42303655
yes but why...? what are the reasons

>>42303720
her message to me
>genuinely? because i caught on that she has bdd, and that's easy to exploit
>i made her hate her own hands

>>42303715
i've never been in your dms...

>>42303737
oh, then i guess either she was lying or there are multiple coal repliers, she said it was her when i asked

lots of people reply with coal because you keep posting dogshit music

>>42303749
for some reason i think she has no problem with lying

you know what? fair

there are multiple, i don't lie
and stop weaking

I wish it was acceptable socially to be a guy who's just in general vicinity and doesnt contribute to said social scenario and just kinda absorbs and stared and might get called upon but it is not expected of him to input anything. Like a background actor.

it seriously sucks dude

>>42303769
why do you want me so bad if my music taste is so coal?

the beauty of imperfection (nta)

i'm the anon and that's accurate

i mean every coal i send because checking the links and hearing those dogshit songs actually make my day worse

i don't mean it i'm just negging you

i'm just pegging you

I'm just begging you

>>42303809
i’m sorry you hate my emo so much :(

>>42303867
conversely, i smile when i press play and hear it's pop-punk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlE3nBllYlU

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>>42303893

Gonna make chicken nuggies and fries tomorrow. I hope they have my fav sauce at the cornerstore.

I wish i had friends to play ttrpgs with.

>>42303893
does tekken music actually sound like this

>>42303976
that's from the tekken soundtrack. what do you mean?

>>42303953
holy shit that image is awesome lol

large manmoder flipper feet

with webbed toes

humpmoder

lumpmoder

>>42304020
>>42304023
frogs me

anyone else having poop for dinner

i already had poop tonight, i'm full

taking a swig from my poop canteen

i keep thinking i have to poop and then not pooping

ENOUGH. no more POOP

Castration paranoia.

every time i peek in here its poop this poop that. whats the deal?

>>42304207
what, you don't like a little poop in your life? come on! poop's funny! it's funny, I tell you!

>>42304203
you sound like you could use some poop

poop is funny

if i speak my mind rn i will be pooped on

i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf

poop is serious business

poop is NOT FUNNY. STOP.

here we go again

imagine getting filtered by poop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cqlgO8OePE (it’s not a song this time)

ok now i think it's funny

i’m glad i could persuade you

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i cannot be persuaded

the foul brappist doesn't like poop?

ache wally

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akinwale

my cock feels rusty

my cock be musty

I'd make glados' penis rusty

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>>42304559
then put some wd40 on that thang

>>42304570
that thing is stainless steel for sure

>>42304576
thanks nona! but 5 gallons might not be enough

>>42304591
ok no yeah that's absolutely true

need glados to rape me desu

I mean it probably wouldn't take much to get her to do it

it would probably take a lot, unless chell was getting dicked down off-screen

and she was.

im not unemployed it is my job to love

it's my job to cum

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>>42304608
good news they make it in 55 gallon drums just for moments like these

reassuring my friend his crush on me didn’t make things awkward award

>his
...ew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb3rDYWy2XA

>>42304809
i’m not into him either, it just didn’t like, ruin the friendship

>>42304748
and has work been steady

mr. moder be careful with your claws, you might hurt someone

yeah that would really be unfortch

we need to do like, an mmg battle royale

>>42304944
wouldn't be fair, one of us has a massive brutish hand advantage

i have abs

angry butt syndrome

i have that too and my other abs clench and flex as i blast the bowl

>>42304955
I'd beat you to death with a rock tbdesu. I think I have a good chance to win the whole thing

>>42304895
>>42304929
>>42304955
girl this shit is so sad

>>42304977
why, do you want him or something?

>>42304977
i'd probably be dead before you could reach me tbdesu. manhands will probably pick me up with a single claw and strangle me to death

>>42304987
>only one (You)
there are dozens of us

but why...

some men just suck and deserve to die?

at best there’s two. more likely, she’s samefagging

thought misandry was the public sentiment here, what's the issue?

misandry is for men, doxxmoder is a woman

lol, lmao, kek even.

anyone else literally straight up pooping in their toilet right now?

can you just tripfag if you’re gonna be annoying? i’ll filter you

the samefaggery is middling tonight

>>42305106
me!!

>>42305106
I actually just stopped doing that

you bitches really love drama and gossip
truly women

>>42305106
>in their toilet
never, i stay shittin the bed

and it's drama about a man, so even more accurate

ironically, man-hater poster can't pass the bechdel test

>>42305121
>>42305133
up top /
>>42305174
nona... you can't do that, not anymore...

>>42305114
who's samefagging?

>>42305174
>wake up
>shit
>get out of bed

bitches always sleepy on a saturday

i’m sleepy on purpose and i’m still here at least. it’s weird how much of a ghost town the thread is right now, i figured earlier slowdowns were from people with 9–5s, but it’s the weekend

turns out, stupid shitty drama kills a thread. see mtfg

that fucking sucks. and it couldn’t even be methy/chudette drama, which is sometimes entertaining

gaming and thinking about how cool it would be if i actually enjoyed it

just post here, surely that’ll be more enjoyable

>>42305744
everything sucks nothings fun anymore

>>42305774
wait holy shit i know this artist, i was in a server with her .. almost a decade ago. FUCK

>>42305774
yeah this is my life .-.

its all too depressing

yeah pretty much. love you all though <3

>>42305833
I HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU DIE

>>42305850
okkkkkk

>>42305850
that is okay my sister. i also hate me and hope i die. clearly you know what you’re talking about

I HOPE HE DIES

eating a brownie sunday, yummerz

>>42305725
excellent point nona, i should be using the thread while he's sleeping

>>42305911
you’ve figured out her sleep schedule?

>>42305918
no, i don't have a problem with her, i was talking about c*sm*id.
i figured because he's not shitting the thread up he must be asleep

>>42305930
it's kinda nice like this actually

>>42305930
oh that’s true, sorry

>>42305931
goooood morning miss mcdouble!!!

I have a problem with him and i hope he kills himself today

i don’t wish suicide on even the worst posters here

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what about this poster

not a fan of that one myself

yeah fuck that guy. upon him and the moid I wish obliteration

>>42305983
who? cismoid?

>>42306019
nta but yes

>>42306019
ta but no

this is fucking gay i'm moving to Belize

is belize even gayer?

im gonna go to costa rica

>>42306034
who then

>>42306086
dockedmoder

>>42305983
I have a problem with him and i hope he kills himself today :^)

>>42306066
i had sex with a guy from Belize once and he seemed kinda gay idk

fag hag in the show i’m watching !!

>>42306177
you're a fag hag

>>42306191
i don’t really think i am. i’ll take the hag part to heart though

>>42306217
you better be 40+ if you're taking the hag part to heart

>>42306234
i’m taking the woman implication to heart, not the age implication

I know someone who shouldn't take the woman implication to heart :^)

>>42305968
>goooood
if its soo good why am i not eating mcdonalds right now

>>42306263
i swear i’m gonna have to start filtering “:^”

why? i'm a woman just like you! :^?

women don't look like mr. moder ;^)

>>42306277
filtering is mean

>>42306297
none of us look like women, that’s what manmoding means

>>42306375
it's not manmoding when you're a man

>>42306375
yeah but he's especially moided. i mean, look at those claws! the only thing they'd be good at is tying the noose ;^)

almost forgor my injection, but i ‘membered, phew

>>42306389
>>42306390
oh my god fuck off

holy shit, try to say we're samefagging now. kill yourself!!

>>42306403
i don’t even care if you’re samefagging anymore, you’re both incredibly annoying and making this gen worse

>>42306397
do you not call the sky blue? should i deny reality?

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im gay

>>42306267
damn. I kind of figured you just ate it every day

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i’m hard AF looking at gabriel from constantine 2005
if u even care sigh

>>42306424
yo ME TOO

>>42306424
hi gay, i’m nona

>>42306421
>incredibly annoying and making this gen worse
weird! i know a incredibly annoying guy that's making this gen worse. a rope could help him

>>42306434
god tilda swinton is so hot FUCK

im gay (androphile)

tilda swinton is literally uglier than some of the people here

yo what?

mcdoublemoder mogs tilda swinton and i'm objectively correct

>>42306446
tfw ywnh angeluzz

we're done with androphilia in the big 26 brah

what can i say, im old fashioned. i think men should have sex with men and women should have sex with women.

>>42306477
are you insane

>>42306510
which part of my statement is insane

>>42306524
mcdoublemoder on the left of mogging operator
mcdoublemoder is stricly rvalue

>>42306529
mcdoublemoder makes my penis hard and tilda swinton makes me stare blankly at my screen
there's not much more to this equation

>>42306494
mr. moder would be a hit at the gay bars men only night

>>42306542
what if tilda swinton wore a cow bikini

>>42306551
i'm unfazed by this change

why am i so fake trans how do i become real trans

>>42306551
I passed out and knocked my head on the table like that one scene in better call saul

>>42306568
name every actor in better call saul

>>42306578
rhea seehorn

>>42306566
put on cow bikin

>>42306583
you bring shame on the better call saulers

>>42306589
what did I dooooo

>>42306586
this doesn’t help what if i assassinated you ina. friendly way

>>42306589
no this is accurate. she's the only one i looked up from my phone for

>>42306599
ntn but can you do it in a cow print bikini

genuinely tuggin on my peter rn

i'm begging you to not call it your peter

>>42306673
sorry, my peanus weenus.

>>42306696
GROW UP NONA

my weenie doesn't work anymore but it's okay because i look like a man so i'll never use it

>>42306707
my pecker

>>42306736
GRRRRRRR

>>42306736
oh ew lmao

>>42306742
>>42306746
sheesh, tough crowd
my HOG

>>42306754
hell yeah DAP ME UP SISTAH

>>42306721
not only do i look like a man
but walk talk speak and think like one
yayyyy

>>42306811
is that you doxxmoder?

>>42306883
nooooo sorry

>>42306892
that's ok! you described him so perfectly that i thought it must be him :^)

you have to let this go

let what go?

LET GO OF MY PENIS

if my body is too masculine to be a convinckng cis woman and basically im always going to be androgynousish which for somebody like me means being mannish does thag mean i shojld get a mastectomy and live a simple male life or get ffs and keep trying to relieve my dsyohoria? sometimes it gets so bad i cant leave the house

and you...are you waiting to receive my limp penis

well my house smells like garlic, i have gunk on my teeth, and i canf sleep sooo no im not

you burnt the garlic, didn't you?

>>42307011
no? i never burn food

THIS...IS DEMOCRRRACY MANIFEST

doxxmoder killed himself last night at 12:34 AM. his giant hands turned blue within the hour

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im tired

>>42305057
>some

>>42307048
*one

>>42307040
ywnbac

>>42307051
all of them

>>42305192
doesn't matter bechdel hates trannies anyway

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>>42307040
C O W T O O L S
>>42306434
There's this one lady I know that looks like a younger version of her and she scares me alot cuz she's like autistic or something and is serious all the time and I think she hates me

>>42306434
need this

>>42307063
that's not even true

>>42307079
not everything is fucking about you, bitch

you're infinitely better than cismoid

>>42307104
honestly at this point after what's been going on around here I fucking love you basically

to be completely truthful and honest with you I have never maliciously mocked you

lowk don't want to exist anymore

if i'm being deadass with you brother i hope every single person who posts in this gen dies including me

nta but i hated you before and now i genuinely love when you post

>>42307038
in more tragic news a kitten was found stuck in a tree at 12:52 AM.

>>42307038
don't be mean

im fat and insecure about it. Im also full and not hungry. Do i choose to drink three cans of ipa, smoke weed, and eat chili while playing halo infinite or do i go back to bed

>>42307193
how is reading the news mean?

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fuxk im shitting

i want chili now

I hate men

>>42307247
fuck yeeeesssssss

>>42307251
i live my whole life for men. if i hated them i would get buff and also have military training and lots of weaponry to defend my woman from anything

>>42307275
>i live my whole life for men
You and the vast majority of the fucking planet, truly novel and quaint

>>42307287
whatever straggot

cishet women are like "teehee I love my hubby he's such a golden retriever", meanwhile her husband is probably jerking off to a video of a woman being gang raped

oh yeah my dog does that sometimes too so I get the comparison. I see what you mean though

My husband only watches trannies get gangraped so it’s fine

god I fucking hate men. my coworkers being either gay men or straight women makes me insane because all they do is talk about men. actually that's not true, sometimes they also talk about the new normie movie out or try to speculate which of the quiet coworkers is a lesbian so they can say how disgusting it is to like women

>>42307362
all my coworkers are straight men and dykes

wish i was being gang raped by dogs right now

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i think i have actual schizophrenic delusions

every time a man tells a joke I never laugh even it's funny just to make them feel bad

>>42307407
i love you

I fucking hate men too and I especially hate that there's one here :^)

>>42307407
that's so based

ipa’s are soo good when you dont got a bitch in your ear telling you you dont pass and you have a beer gut and your skin is getting worse and you need to quit drinking so you can get a husband and then only drink with him in a classy way or st least brush your teeth and do your skincare so you can be a good alcoholic indtead of sleeping on the couch with your face in dirty ass pillows that people sit on with dirty clothes

>>42307193
her whole thing is being mean to doxxmoder. i think we’ve just gotta stop replying

>>42307445
I think she'd keep doing it just because her hate boner is that powerful. it's really throbbing today

wet sharts

i can’t fucking sleep !!

>>42307462
*reads you a bedtime story*

it’s so crazy because there’s not that many types of people and i dont like most of them so every time i put myself out there it’s like that one guy i met in college over and over im like an old boomer man im a sad case

I wish someone would care about me or at least want to date me :c

caring about you seems like a bigger ask than wanting to date you?

im like a zombie wandering a spruce forest on a day with overcast

i'm like a creeper about to blow up ur base

i feel sad a lot

you know what? so do i. cheers, nona

>>42307478
I dont pass and am not a good person but there are some abusive guys who would date anything they can fuck just to break up whenever they will find someone better

>>42307445
>>42307449
I'm just trying to help him? why are you being rude to me over this

>>42307449
wonder what set her off...

>>42307514
hey me too!

who is doxxmoder

my cock hurts

fuck

>>42307531
the local man of the gen

she doesn't even go here

>>42307531
a smart and attractive young woman

>>42307541
cismoid is doxxmoder? who is train anon

>>42307549
doxxmoder is another cis moid

whatever man idc

>>42307547
pretty sure she does

>>42307531
>>42307549
alright i’ll do my best to get you caught up in some thread lore
train anon is a poster who posts herself (usually her dirty shoes and a bit of her jeans) on trains when she takes them
doxxmoder is a poster who recognized train anon’s trains and ended up going to the same concert. they did not interact at the concert.
there’s at least two posters who hate doxxmoder and call her a man. one of them is mad doxxmoder called herself fat and then posted herself and was not fat. she also said doxxmoder had “unforch claws”, causing doxxmoder to censor her hands in her next unsee. you can tell it’s her when she uses an emoticon with a nose
the other hater just does vague “oh the horror” posting when asked why she hates doxxmoder

>>42307554
you'll face the end by yourself consumed by misery with no one to comfort you

>>42307581
manifesting this for her to be quite honest

>>42307581
kys faggot

>>42307580
catty women general

>>42307598
someone’s angy

>>42307612
yes yes, we all soulpass fr fr

I don't soul pass because I don't hate women

i don’t hate women either. i’m just a misandrist

Im a man in gender as well as sex

>>42307581
I think this one may have hit too hard

https://voca.ro/129MIDH2O2Bn

british nona i hope you feel better soon :( i do however think it's funny that you're accent posting through the cold

https://voca.ro/1fCHwsagyxx9

did a random nona telling her she'd die alone really make her leave

i think u can take the week off british nona :( u should try some of that american cough syrup thats one step removed from liquid heroin for some sleep

>>42307824
I wish it were that easy every time

I'm going to die alone thoughbeit

>>42307580
i can tell trans women are women because this is the bitchiest cattiest shit ive ever heard

>>42307867
you're being misogynistic

>>42307887
im a woman of course im misogynistic

you people need to get more feminist

>>42307848
was surprised that she seemed actually upset by it

>>42307867
I have thoughts like this often.
Foidbrain= evil.

Also
https://youtu.be/j4rDr2POp7c?si=WlH2l6MyfSS7d0tR

>>42307846
https://voca.ro/1l7aIaDmHiIL

i'm glad your baby won't have autism, feel better, nona

here in the real uk there isnt much cold medicine other than aspirin mixed with caffeine so at least u have something. u should eat some soup if i were there i would make u my very good soup

rape me rape me I'm ms always want to be raped

im not going to rape u try my soup its good

>>42308003
You used to have niquil but it got pulled back from the market wnd banned bc it was too good.
I think importing 500000 more brown people might help solve the issue but i'm not sure

nta but can i have some soup

everyone except cismoid can have some soup :) it has tomatoes and onions and garlic and also peppers i cook them in the oven with a little olive oil and salt for about 30 minutes then blend them all up

>>42308052
I dont like tomatoes anyway. Hmph.

psychic damage :(

I need someone to beat me ngl.

puppy wants money

making love and shitting at the climax

>>42308278
How much?

>>42308278
gotta say ouppy if you want it to work

puppy should get a job

>>42308391
ouppy already has a job she loathes and hates the obsession with wealth accumulation >_<

bump

>>42308413
so do i but what can you do

why am I so lonely

>>42308413
if you hate the process of accumulating wealth, just be born into it from the start? duh...

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