>>42319268Do you wish to date yourself?
>>42321189that wasn't me
>>42321178>do you wish to date yourself?definitely. the sex would be glorious
>>42321178If you could create a clone of yourself that ultimately had to listen to what you said, but still experienced the full range of emotions, what would you do with it?
this isnt facebook, get a life.
>>42321168I dress like this except cheaper, gayer and less cool
What's wrong with the name Maxim?
>>42321217I used to wish I had a twin and he was gay when I was a teenager. It's probably a fairly common fantasy yet people feel taboo about it.
It is important that the older one is also taller
>>42321178i don't get it>>42321239sis have you seen gay couples? it's hardly a taboo
>>42321219work part time and plow myself whenever we're free
>>42321238you seem more like a homebodylet's call you Ben or Arthur or Sam
>>42321248He's gacked on cocaine and struggling to appear non psychotic.
>>42321244Ewww. People should date their own age
What's stopping you from making this your bed
>>42321239most people have taboo about incest you weirdo
>>42321245what's he look like?
>>42321265I agree that dating is probably not good but we're talking about fantasy here
>>42321228Hahahahaha.>facebook is my life
>>42321238Max sounds better if you want to sound American.
>>42321266his stink
>>42321244why is the bottom shirtless
>>42321288I am American
>>42321267No they don't. When they're not being uptight and boring they'll admit they have brother fantasy or a dad fantasy. Literally every poster has kinks of some kind or they're trying to repress them and white knuckling their way through it.
>>42321299My condolences...
can you dance?
>>42321299Go with Max then. It sounds like a world war two purple heart winner's name. Or a pet Chihuahua.
>>42321219I would command him to exercise his free will and live his own life uwuI don't believe in slavery. If he was interested we could share rent and live within our means and just tell people we're twins or something.
>>42321319Most people call me Max irl anywayAmericans love to short names
>>42321238>>42321288My brothers name is max and sexually harassing you would be too awkward
>>42321219Yeah I'm into bdsm sis.
>>42321330I shorten the shortened name and call you Ma. Ma urinial.
>>42321334Choose a different name for me then?
>>42321330pretty sure they call you with a C name that ends with unt
My name is so fucking Slavic that there's no real way to alter it to not sound Slavic
Maxim showed hole and weiner he's not a woman. Idk why ppl still calling him that
>>42321271bald with a beard :>
>>42321219I would dom and sub myself.
>>42321343>>42321338Hahahahaha
>>42321266i don't know him
>>42321228i use exactly like early facebook, virt frens, blogpostingnow kill yourself cripple
>>42321309can he
can we dance?
>>42321303lol, no sishaving a kink is different from that yikesit's like that episode of the white lotus where the younger brother jerks off his older brother while the latter's passed out and he says it's because he's likes to support peoplegirl, there are no drugs that will ever make me want to jerk off my brother
>>42321309I'm Cuban so I can get by at a wedding. I'm not as good as other members of my family though
>>42321265and weight
>>42321376sure
>>42321309I wanna learn ballroom dancing with a man. That hip-hop stuff is gay sis.
>>42321299where were you born? Russia, Ohio?
>>42321350They think its offensive maybe>>42321401Yes
>>42321350>Maxim showed hole and weinerwith timestamp?
>>42321178Your question made me hard if that tells you anything.
>>42321429let me see
>>42321309No, it is extremwly awkward. The only time I remember myself dancing was super drunk and Idk if that was really dancing
>>42321350Did anyone save the pics haha
>>42321309Tiktok dances look so uncanny when seen outside of the vertislop format.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMla8pdmOCA
AahYeahWooHey yeahHaaOoh yeahAh-haYeahI wanna dance
>>42321382Brother fantasy isn't about desiring your actual brother. It's usually done in a roleplay situation with someone who isn't your brother. Wanting to fuck your actual brother is gross G2g
>>42321447I'm saving myself for myself.
>>42321350Those weren't hers. Stop samefagging.
>>42321455speak for youself, daddy
>>42321458are you worth it?
>>42321468I guess we'll never know and the mystery continues!
>Wanting to fuck your actual brother is grossthe speech of a single kid/ugly brother haver retard awards winner
>brother x brotherGross, ew>dad x sonOwO
I know none of you care that much about me to want any real info
>>42321475Priceless.
>>42321222 #You aren't right about any of that except me whining about my bestie, which is perfectly valid.I haven't played any mmos or farming sims since we started fighting, and fuck you for throwing that in my face.You're so bitter for 0 reason you prolapsed tranny
>>42321455yikes gurli ain't gonna validate you since this is isn't x or discord, you can stop coping and admit you have issues
>>42321178>Do you wish to date yourself?No. Too faggy for me>>42321451lmao
>>42321466>also fuck you for bringing that up.cry me a river, you pathetic virgin dicklet!get a fucking grip on your mind, go on zoloft or something.don't immediately rope when you get backstabbed in an actual relationship, shizo! idgaf about you or anything you related u fucking clown faggot!get a doggo to cuddle bitch fag cunt!
You people are being exposed on reddit right now
>>42321528my hole?
>>42321516What's up winona?
>>42321414was that from a sketch show or something?
>>42321497you have 0 idea about who i am, you crossdressing mental casei would pop your eyes out with a spoon for lulz
>>42321548Idk but it's funny
I have a theory that wionna is sissyspacek
I like going to gay sauna but it's so expensive here
>>42321497you forgot a couple of fucking unus and uwusyou 30 year old twink lmao olololol the delusion!!!but dont start crying now, like a mentally totally stable man yes
Bro I really hate to see fat officers and women officers
Sickly twink x Jaded daddy
>>42321524Lol you're actually mad because I didn't wanna be your friend :3Other than being sad and anxious I've never posted anything remotely suicidal or that justifies you being so rage filled, lol. Next time don't act like a scary stalker and maybe people will want to hang out with you :x
>>42321528shaking rn>>42321543nuuthing much. Just got home. about to play some vidya or something. You?>>42321571>sissyspacekno but I do like the actress
>>42321516saw this outfit in the archivereminded me of your aesthetic
>>42321579Don't bother replying to her, she's a mentally ill tranny and lives in her own world.
>>42321584Watching live protest idk what else to do
>>42321579If you talk to Timur it will make him rage even more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5wcE3aAZZc
>>42321488>Gross, ewnothing wrong about two brothers that've been dating for years after realising the depth of their feeling for each other and willingness to cross the line for the sake of love and understandingespecially if the older brother is a big masc bottom with a beard and the top is a twink.
lol @ thorny
>>42321587Ewww those pants do not work with the outfit
>>42321633Why are you obsessed with posting children samael are you a pedophile?
>>42321633as if you are one to talk
timur is probably douching her vagina atm getting ready to have a real man pissing inside him rnstupid gaudy dirty poon slutt
>>42321641Samael is a fashion victim for sure he thought wearing overalls was cunt...
>>42321587I guess lol. Kinda makes me want to buy a new coat again>>42321633Damn bitch who asked
>>42321644That would be so hotGhost pissing inside
I am bottomI am sunI can give birth to sheI can give birth to sonAnd I can be coolSoft as the breezeI'll be a hurricaneRipping up trees!
>>42321579>Lol you're actually mad because I didn't wanna be your friendinfinity lmao, do you want me to search the archives for "i miss us" ewwwww!im straight, faggot, i dont need disgusting faggot friends, especially not internet ones, im fucking 40 years old! u CANNOT imagine, its impossible, just how much i dont give a fuuuuhck, and especially about internet shit
>>42321633<3 crazy skinny blonde twinks
he sure sounds like he doesn’t care at all Lol
>£580:/
I am such a french boy that I actually eat cheese with my family sometimes I even hold cigarettes but I cant smoke them of course because of my cf but I sure can eat
>Winona's boy titties and miniscule cokDayum
Th0 take your own adviceGet off the internet and fix your brainThere must be a medication for you
>>42321676>im fucking 40 years old!yet you act like a 13yo. Curious!
I have to admit guys that my name is samael and im a MAP thats why I always post black butler
greetings everybody :3
>>42321691>i sure can eatwe see that everytime you post your pics
>>42321703Omg you sick bitch... I knew it
>>42321695Don't think a pooner that lusts after Ghost (just pooner trends) can give ANY advice, even when it comes to dirt like thorny
>>42321713Buy a Lego set for delta you troon fuck you
>>42321725Nah, fuck that bitch :3
>>42321713greetings, is your hole hairy?
Can't find my fucking switch charger :(>>42321693:/
>>42321713Ugly fucking dog
>>42321737i won't give out the details of their relationship, you can already tell whos the top and bottom here
>>42321686words are just air movement, its meaningless zero energyyoud know if i start caring kek
was about to say hi but forget it then
holy moly what a fucking faggot lol
>>42321733You didn't love him if you won't buy him his toys! Bapy needs him toys mommy
>>42321754delta, you should become a furry, maybe it would be easier for you to make friends in cosplay
>>42321758xd
>>42321746The only hot person arrived. Not my fault I must hornypost
>>42321762ugh
>>42321754if you treat people like shit they'll come to dislike you
>>42321772you should reevaluate your taste, pedophile
>>42321789Ok I've reevaluated. I still think winona is mad cute and sexy!
the loud minority doesn't represent me. my sexuality is mine and mine alonei don't associate with degenerates
>>42321737This would be perfect if he(shorter) was a bit older or he(bigger) was a bit younger
>>42321741I dunno, it would be rude to ask :/>>42321748Be quiet Zimmy :3>>42321759What's good for me to love someone who clearly doesn't love me back? I'm not a beggar and I can find someone much better :|
I'm thinking of trying egg yolks with a touch of salt on my daily sweet potatoes, instead of salted butter
>>42321807>it would be rude to asklol
>>42321807Timur (therefore Zimmy) is deadI'm your new friend
>>42321798then that would be mad cute and sexy if you kill yourself you lost chasershit!
>>42321789>you should reevaluate your taste, pedophileexplain
>>42321702Freshienonce BTFOd
calling everyone a pedophile doesn't help me (the victim)
What's going on in this thread
>>42321806Hrm. I could try.
>>42321841>(the victim)(The Paige)
>>42321818Alright, I'll call you Zimur in his honour :3
grok sucks now, just says "content is moderated" everytime I post a shirtless adult man lol wtf
>>42321847gay shit
>>42321862No faggot don't do thatTell me what's up irl with you today?
>>42321782what did I do?>>42321807you're too good for meI'd just bring you down
>>42321702Are you trying to groom the boomer by telling him how much immature he appears to be?
Where did Mr Pancakes go?
gen died when the gross boring poonden cunt made it her home and stopped hanging in the poongen and started daydreaming about being a gay man 24/7
>>42321870At least it's not making cp. Or is it still doing that
>>42321899:3
>>42321926He died of hiv
In the arms of the angel fly away
>>42321827:( I'll eat his butthole somberly now just for you.
>looking for new gay book to read>see author page>author claims to be non-binary>also claims to be mother to two childrenma'am either you're a woman or you're not. granted i wasn't going to care if it wasn't a cis man but wtf
>>42321889Don't call me a fag, Zimur. I could beat you up :3>what's up irl with you today?Not much really. I've been studying for a test and playing Tomb Raider but that's all :3>>42321898You don't even try, do you :s
>>42321927Which one?
does anybody wanna play gartic phone lmaohttps://garticphone.com/en/?c=0220a18830
>>42321990delta
psychopaths dont have a conscience so their "opinions" are completely worthless
>>42321988You're just a squishy dog
>>42321933I only create cute stuff like this, never had it give me a weird result but I always tell it to do a specific age (18+).
>>42321988it just seems pointless when you know it'll fail
>>42322008
>>42322008I'm the complete opposite of a psychopath
>>42322032you're a useless cunt
>>42322048>>42322052
>>42322052I know
>>42322072What motivates you to stay alive?
i am depressed
>>42322072stop knowing and do something about it
>>42322082>>42322048These 2 make the exact same kind of posts
>>42322032I can't imagine how awful it would be to live like this, if it can even be called living :s
>>42322100so based actually holy shit. his cat had a really cute name as well
>>42322080helping family?>>42322087>>42322092I'm tryingI just don't have much to do outside the house
>>42322092Go suck him off. You're British. He'll love you for the rest of his life if you do it.
>>42322100Clearly written before the discovery of laser pointers.
>>42322120why should he reward that useless cunt with sex?
no life loser, get a job fuckin bum
>>42322091 i haven t even been here a while, cut me some slack
>>42322100one of my favorite quotes of his desu
>>42322141Delta has a huge ginger rapecock and his cock is looking to settle
>>42322141Sex would bring him back to life and give him hope. He's hopeless because he's never had sex and feels like he'll fail to achieve it.
FUCK the potatoes i love are over $4 a pound
i want 40yo cock in my little bum
>>42322163no one has seen this 'cock' and it's probably as useless as him>>42322169that's his problem. is rodney supposed to suck every depressed fuck's cock?
>>42322119Right, I'm sure you are :|>>42322120I'm not bri'ish, I just like their entertainment.Besides, at his age and in his state the only thing I would be sucking out is dried black treacle :s
>>42322072Delta this could be us
Samael just got exposed on reddit for being latino and pretending to be french
>>42322180no minor will ever tell you such thing, thorny
>>42322187No just his. They'll fall in love together, and Rodney's kindness will spark new found courage and hope in delta to be stronger.
>>42322210what are you even yapping about dawg
I'm up against the speaker, tryna take on the musicIt's like a competition, me against the beatI wanna get in the zone (I wanna get in the zone)I wanna get in the zone (I wanna get in the zone)If you really wanna battle, saddle up and get your rhythmTryna hit it, chic-a-tahIn a minute, I'ma take you on (I'ma take you on)I'ma take you on (I'ma take you on; hey, hey, hey)
>>42322203How old are you then? Wanna suck my cock? I shoot huge loads
>>42322203What country you are from?
>>42322225you have to be devoid of self respect to think anyone would put effort into dragging that useless cunt into real life. fuck that, let him suffer
>>42322217not me and idc
>>42322263Never underestimate who a teenie will suck off in a car park at 1 am lol
>>42322263>fuck that, let him sufferdelta is retarded, they cant suffer
>>42322305Was it necessary to include a picture of biboomer/freshieped :(?
I am depressed but at least I have a big cock
>>42322173made from gold?!
>>42322322ya lolmy sides they do be hurtin
>>42322225Nothing I ever say seems to satisfy him. The only thing that'll ever spark between us will be a match over a gas tank after he drives me to insanity.>>42322239I'll pass for now :|>>42322261Canada :3>>42322305thorny looks beautiful here :0
Delta saying its not worth possible killing a bad guy who is trying to kill/rape him or his loved ones out of defense
>>42322318then they don't deserve your sympathy
>>42322331ur a fat pooner, stfu and rope, disgusting ctreature
>>42322324I think because they are rarePic related
any time I let anyone close they get bored and abandon meI even keep family at arms lengthI'm stupid and have little skill in anythingalways second guessing myselfI don't know how to go about things properlyI constantly worry about annoying people or getting in the wayI'm scared of changing the status quojust stay where it's safe and normal and predictable
>>42322370me too
So. I think we're having a depressive episode.
>>42322323which site is that we can upload our pictures herei wanna show off again
Yikes
>>42322391shitnigger.com
>>42322391catbox.moe
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPERcome out and plaaaaaaaaaaythe warriors are here!
>>42322401thankshttps://files.catbox.moe/ntbzg5.webp
coop coop coop coopcooooopie where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>42322346Are those purple potatoes that were popular few years ago when certain asian cuisine was hip? :0>>42322370This sounds so dramatic. Like a quote out of Seven Pillars of Wisdom by Lawrence.
>>42322408nice pp. i'd give you a reach around while i plap you
https://pomf.lain.la/
>>42322408Weren't you worried about me going through the archives? I didn't do it btwNice cock size
>>42322408post more
>>42322435i'm not worried that you see my dick but my cringe posts
>>42322459are you worried that i'll see your hole?
>>42321926He was a Sam alt all along.
>>42322459Oh okay, now that I have seen it I don't have any reason to go thereIf you are worried about your cringe posts why do you trip?
>>42322478i have brown hole it's not sexyi like pink holes
>>42321652And who asked you to get all mad because I'm saying the truth.>>42321684I love anime guys of every hair color. Zero Chan is honestly great to get fanart of anime guys that aren't very popular
>>42322370learn baking and run a homemade bread business. become a small business owner in your part of the town/city
>>42322482i like being identified to some extentbut I don't like when people dig up too much
>>42322408AWOOGA
>>42322408So sad knowing that a lot of men are normal sized and their penises look that good and I'll never gave a bf because my dick is tiny>>42322483Some brown holes are sexy, your tip is pink so the asshole should be okay too
>>42322483ok hole racist. i like all holes
>>42322370>9 years later>nothing has changedYou can't expect anyone to be patient and wait because nothing changes with you. I don't even know why you come here, you don't really want a life or a boyfriend. You have no desire to change.
>>42322520>my dick is tinylet's see it
>>42322370Would be wonderful if you could make friends online but you spend all your time hanging out with a bunch of fake weirdos who are extremely judgemental people you can't open up to.
>>42322483Do you shave? If let the hair grow I don't think the color will be clear. Hairy ass(holes) are beautiful
>>42322408nicest cock I've seen on here, holy moly, I'm not racist anymore
>>42322552I used to shave but not anymore
>>42322544people here have tried to be friends with him. i've seen them try to be patient with him. he self sabotages so that he can claim he knew it was gonna happen. it's all a game so he can pat himself on the back for how good he is predicting the future he created
>>42322558thanks, anon
>>42322560post it please
I'm much happier being hated by my family than when they "loved" me. Well their version of love is manipulating me into giving them money, time, and attention, so I left pretty early once I realized what they wanted out of the relationship.
I have a weird feeling that I’ll die in 2026.
>>42322563you make it sound like something devious when really he's just mentally ill
caught pardo in a liehttps://files.catbox.moe/9y0ohp.pngeveryone look and block him for now on
>>42322572nah, I loke showing my cock off sometimesbut showing the hole doesn't give me the thrillsI think i never took a picture of it
>>42322610meh
>>42322408>>42322608lmao he didn't even change the webp file name which means he just downloaded it from the internet, what a brown dumbass
>>42322608i posted it somewhere else in the past and someone stole itthis picture is old
>>42322623you are full of shit lmao
>>42322621as I saidthis picture is oldi downloaded from an archive I knew it was there
>>42322408Lmao no way. The cock is believable but the body being this define seems unlikely. Why someone with such a body post here lol
>>42322493what anime is the blonde one from?
>>42322639i'm very thin actually
>>42322639i know its hard to fatties to comprehend... but not eating is an option
>>42322649yeah sure post proof faker
>>42322635orphan this is so embarrassing, why do you constantly make all these alts? what do you get out of this?
>>42322635Why won't you take a new one then. Sure your dick didn't change size lol
>>42322603I can understand being wary of people here, yet I can't imagine letting something like that drag on for so long :/>>42322608bruv moment
I never knew how shallow my fathers love for me was until I tried to share interests with him. He doesn't want a son, he just wants an accolade. He had a son because that's what you do in life. He only cares that I appear supported so he appears to be a good dad. Otherwise he wants nothing to do with me. I've wasted so much time trying to be his friend.
>>42322661why won't you post hole?
>>42322661>>42322659that's why i downloaded the old picturebecause i don't like taking pictures of my dick all the time so i post this good one alwaysgood shots are hard to get
men are parasites
>>42322670took you long enough
>>42322651Not eating makes you look this it doesn't give you cum gutters retard. Thanks for telling everyone you're ugly and skinny and havent have any muscle mass
>>42322700size of the bulge tho
>>42322674I could. But my painted nails would be on the shot lol
>>42322700i literally look like a god compared to you lul
>>42322608This mean his dick might not be that dark? Thanks God
>>42322670Well it's time to make better friends then sis. Better now then never.
>>42322716gross
>>42322724my dick is dark brownsome people by the pictures think i am black
>>42322752that wasn't your dick or your body lol>also your lighter skin than that guy is
>>42322670 I've seen this too, guys having kids but not really wanting to be involved with them. They want the appearance of being a good dad but not any the actual work getting to know their child. At least you know now and can stop wasting your time and focus on people who actually care about you.
>>42322780he also has an inniethat other guy has an outie
I didn't mean to post that image
wow
>>42322810lol
>>42322780this literally me like 5 or 6 years olderlight and camera is differentetc
i'm not really that eager to prove that's actually me in the pictureyou gonna have to believe mei'm 30 y.o, I am not in the mood of lying on the internet anymore
>>42322744I might post my hole next thread to spite you
Is Samael really going full fat pride?
>>42322938>to spite youhow? i just won't look
>>42322946oooof I bet he hates Mr pancakes because he's FBC (fat by choice) and Samael is so jealous
i like femboys
>>42322958You're lying the curiousty will make you look even if you will act like you didn't
reminder that bottoms should only have buzzcuts or shaved heads
>>42322988we'll see
>>42322999based>>42322982cringe
>>42323012
>>42323025that's a man?
>>42323032That's Samael's drag mother, Meeja Tweeks.
>>42322670i'll be your father figureput your little hand in mine :x
wtf pedo alert
>>42323012uh, whatever. you're gay
I always wondered why he wore two wedding rings on opposite fingers.
>>42322999I think not>>42323094Multiverse Dan
>>42323111
squeak >.<
>>42323113Dan could never be that white, he slept with so many latinos he's turned into one himself.
>>42323119wtf when I saved that image it was on his ring finger on his right hand too, but now it's on his middle finger, it keeps moving
new: >>42323139