claire saffitz editionqott: what are your favorite things to bake?prev - >>42347878
>>42356435she was always a bit plump but she looks real big in that picture
>>42356435>qott:the only thing I know how to bake is peanut butter cookies. they're really simple and only 3 ingredients but really good.
>>42356435oh fuck yeah and any dessert really so like pumpkin bread ect
>>42356435im a good cook but i never got into baking. only things i've ever "baked" are baklava and knafeh
>>42356435I don't really bake much these days but one of my favorite recipes was the bon appetit brown butter toffee chocolate chip cookies! also side note claire is awesome. I used to love watching her on bon appetit and I still watch her new channel
>>42356435Probably my favorite is key lime pie!! It’s really really tasty in the summer. I also like doing banana bread, chocolate chip cookies, gingerbread cookies, and apple pies!
>>42356435wait you guys were talking about gooning to some random baking channel lady? even more creepy and moidish than i thought. you people are dogs.
>>42356687you didn't even look her up? come on. look at her
>>42356687i’ve gooned to her since she was on ba but yeah
>>42356687>>42356698>>42356704this is the most alienated from manmoders i have ever feltt. honmoderu guys don't have to actually act like men...... you can be yourself online.. ur not rly like this right
>>42356636well what do you like to cook?
>>42356706fakemoder accusations dispelled
>>42356706i really envy your naïveté if you think this is all an act
hrt is magic or something
>>42356706do you like claire or not
>>42356767fuck this happened to me too
>>42356780tbf it’s my fault i shoudve transitioned at 11
All of my meals consist of rice, eggs, lettuce, random fruits and vegetables. Then I just soak it in dressing. Don’t really eat much else.
>>42356768I once gooned to Claire and shoved a tray of brownies in my asshole
>>42356809oh fuck yeah
>>42356806i should have killed myself when i was 11
I'm new to being trans what is difference between manmoder, boymoder, repmoder? I wish there was some sort of glossary
leave
Gatekeeping is so 2020
>>42356827repping usually means you’re trans but actively suppressing/repressing those thoughts. most would agree if you’re on hrt you’re not a repper (and some feel that you can be not a repper and not on hrt)boymoding and manmoding are kind of two sides of the same coin. in either case, you’re a trans woman on hrt who presents as a man, usually because coming out would be disadvantageous (e.g. you wouldn’t pass and want to avoid the humiliation and possible hate crimes, you live and/or rely on transphobes and coming out would incite their wrath, etc.). generally the line between manmoding and boymoding is kinda blurry. i personally define it as boymoders pass and frequently “malefail” (aka get gendered by strangers as women) whereas manmoders rarely, if ever, malefail. some define it by age or life milestones, where if you’re old enough, you’re a manmoder. outside of this board, it’s generally just all called boymoding, and frankly it’s mostly seen as a very temporary thing, like you’ll boymode for a week because you’re visiting your parents, while here it’s more long term, e.g. you’ll boymode everywhere for a few years
>>42356808can i marry u and provide u with n number of assorted meals of this kind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSTCKkW8Opo
>>42356855
got a job as a security guard so i gatekeep for a living now, you guys are just dabblers.
truemoder profession too, i kneel
srs where i get teeth implanted in there
>>42356863i manmode in a nonbinary way
i'm NB in a man way
>>42357187so you’re the one with the women’s shorts and shirts?
Im in theymab hell
>>42357206i don’t wear women’s clothing
got mogged by a random guy again
i was gifted a bag of anjou pears today by my sister. they were delicious and since they came at no cost to me, i can only recommend.
>>42357214oh okay, the other thread had a nonbinary “manmoder” who dressed like that and said she counted as one
>>42357245an orange is rotting on my counter
>>42357250if i passed that would be me but i ruined my life by waiting too long
>>42357258haven’t we all? :/
>>42356827there is one, go to brainworms dot lgbt
not me literally thriving and building a life for myself
>>42357251i admit i resented fruit in the past but since i am an anorexic fuck now i can't pass it up anymore. it also makes me smell good since it's most of my diet
im trapped in my bedroom and i cant get outanyone have any tips for getting a real life when you have nothing
>>42357287
if you ever feel good you should kill yourself
>>42357292I reek
im ugly as shit. A shit on the floor
brother i love drinking
>>42357296i wish i was an foid :(
>>42357326i’m as beautiful as a poop on a plate :)
50 reps of i promise not to kill myself
>>42357312the last guy i slept with did so as well. he would send me pictures of the stuffs he was eating and i thought to myself “there’s no fucking way he smells good” and he didn’t. his hand would leave a smell whenever he would manhandle me and i smelled like him for a few days after. gooner scent
51 reps of i’m gonna kill myself i’m gonna kill myself i’m gonna kill myself
8 hours of non-stop killing myself
taking 8 hours to kill yourself is crazy
>>42357352what makes a man smell bad? i used to smell like mushrooms and yeast
>>42357352that’s pretty nasty and in a bad way no way you let this dude leave a stench on you
I mean straggots will basically let anything that's more or less alive fuck them as long as it's a man
i have a terrible sense of smell. i hope i don’t smell bad
i smell like shit, scalp, and sweat. ie white girl ‘wet dog’ smell
wet white girls smell of fecal matter?
i smell like updog
thinking about the time i stayed with my bf at the ER til like 5 or 6 am because he thought he had appendicitis…sometimes i’m an alright partner i guess
>>42357369maybe all the fried foods he ate. most men have a scent that’s just their scent but also BO in some cases. this was definitely on the side of BO. he’d shower somewhat irregularly but even when he did it didn’t take long for that odor to come back. sort of endearing the first day or so, past that not so much >>42357374it was a bit unavoidable considering the proximity i was in but i noticed the hand smell thing the most. it was like his hand had BO. and i guess our scents mixed that’s why i was able to smell him for days after. >>42357377i’m bisexual.
>>42357404hi bisexual, i’m nona :)
everyone here is bi and everyone who says otherwise in either direction is coping
>>42357422helloo
smelling my hand to make sure my hand smell isn't too moided
i love rubbing my hands all over my dick and balls and taking a fat whiff
>>42357429this is true if a woman asked me to have sex i would try
i used to feel like a real human
>>42357429nah, sorry, not into men :/
>>42357456nawww i was always a pushed around barely alive loser it’s just weird cause you’d think it’d end eventually but i’ll probably just live my entirety like this
no you don’t understand we didn’t get a graduation
>>42357472fellow classic 2020er?
>>42357473yeah lmao
>>42356435>qott:i'm not much of a baker but sometimes i like to make peanut butter cookies
yall moders ever make no bake cookies?
>>42357477god, i know it’s such a stereotype of us but covid ruining the end of our senior year really fucked me over, there’s so much i’m tempted to blame on it. genuinely a lot of my problems unrelated to being a tranny can be traced back to it and me poorly responding to it
>>42357502i don’t think i have. do you have a good recipe
>>42357509yes but that's the sacred heritage of my people (hillbillies)
>>42357505i feel like a ghost of what i could’ve been and then time just started going so fast since then now we’re more than halfway through the decade and i can’t do shit for myself
>crying uncontrollably during dysphoric meltdown>remember how I used to rep by gooning as a depersonalization tactic>remember how wet and shiny my cock used to be after stroking for hours>think about having my body being used to goon by my repper self>start touching myself>snap out of dysphoria spiral and stop cryingwhy aren't you all doing this
i think you all need to quit lust
>>42357527god tell me about it. i have not progressed in the slightest since march of 2020 outside of actually getting on hrt. i was a procrastinator for a while, but the changes around school when it moved online made it so easy to drift from “procrastinates, then locks in to get the shit done” to “does nothing”. it’s a disease. i don’t even really care that i didn’t have a prom, i probably wouldn’t have had a particularly good time if i went (the moms set up their own during the summer that i opted to skip anyway) but i am a completely nonfunctional person now. even as a kid i struggled to imagine a life where i had any actual job beyond doing school, but now i can’t even do school right
>>42357527i have done nothing since 2015 but 2021 i started hrt and just rotted since then. i am fundamentally incapable of making progress
no cismoid for a few threads, but also no princess of ouppy. very boring, the only character we’ve had lately fucking sucks in her own way
yes can someone be a new character that everyone can grow to hate
NIGGER
can you at least try harder to divine my ethnic background through the screen and call me the right racial slur
...cracker
>>42356435QOTT Who is that lady and why is she the opI don’f bake anythingGrrrrrrrrDoes anyone care that we are about to go into WW3 ummmmmm hello!!!!!!!
>>42357588i’m already so many characters :(
IT WASN'T DIRECTED AT ANYONE IN PARICULAR
i don’t like that i was called gay for wanting to eat pussy
>>42357602absolute soulhon I'm afraid but par for the course for mmg
im feeling a little sad tonight
>>42357602who even are these peoples
>>42357602what exactly are we supposed to do about it
>>42357616Um thats nancy pelosi the lady from american congress who got rich through insider tradingIn this pic she is taking a kneel to show support for africans
>>42357626i read this in the “what kind of fruit is this” ai voice
i know way too many moders rnthat i didnt know last yearwho tf is yall
>>42357625Nothing i guessIf i was in america i’d be stocking ammo and cansBut i’m in canada so just stocking cansMy gf and i have a cupboard of lentils and beans and mystery meat soup
cried myself to sleep award
Im a non binary on estrogen
>>42357636oh, yeah i'm in canada too. there's not really anything to do besides watch the us speedrun world destruction
im onnatopatha building
>>42357606women eating pussy is usually gay. if you want to be straight about it, eat ftm pussy
>>42357659please be safe, nona
>>42357673what am i gonna do, fall off?
>>42357682hopefully not
https://voca.ro/1k1L4eUIxPXH
i shoulda been died
did you know kid rock sings about raping minors in a song on the osmosis jones soundtrackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFXG6lCNrZ0
I overmilked my cereal by quite a large amount
>>42357736that’s okay
put it back in the jug
I overmilked myself by quite a large amount last night
i am a deeply closeted and repressed man and i drink natty daddy and smoke ports
overmilking myself but in an induced lactation way instead of a jorkin it way
>>42357735Kids bop should do a cover!
i miss heri don't know if she's alive
shipping times piss me off. my package went from the other side of the US to a 20 minute drive away quicker than it’ll take to go from a 20 minute drive away to my house
I MISS WEST VIRGINIA IM NOT BUILT FOR THIS
>>42357786waaah my treats my treats i'm not getting my treats fast enough
>>42357793relax, i work in treat delivery. i understand the thing i’m bitching about it a matter of logistics for the usps, it just feels silly when divorce my mind of that that it could be so easy for me to drive over to the nearby post office to pick my shit up vs. waiting like 5 days for it to be delivered, but i don’t think that’s even allowed
what if we had a sagemoder to be bumpmoder’s archenemy?
What's up losers
go back to mtfg
dont be rude
>>42357837not every poster needs an archenemy
bumpmoder is a group hallucination not a poster
My apolocheese, What's up manmoders?
please stop talking about bumpmoder my prostate is engorged and its making it hard to sit
how many fucking tripfags do we really need
>>42357848i think doxxmoder is the only one with archenemies. cismoid had like, the whole gen hating him, and everyone else seems to be nice to each other
>>42357837i already exist also that’s not allowed
>>42357865I'm just passing by
>>42357865i say we stick to jellyfishmoder, maybe lia if she’s good
i watch gl not in the chris chan way but in the 36yo office lady that goes home to her apartment in the city, looks around to see if anyone is following her or watching her front door keypad for the pin, heats up her microplastic chicken, gets a beer from the fridge, and puts some gl on the puter while messaging her 20yo emotional support twink that she definitely is not in love with
>>42357868yeah im honestly tired of the doxxmoder hater brigade
>>42357889you enjoying your yuri
>>42357882much agreed desune. I'm on the fence about charlotte but she's mostly cool
>>42357889That's... interesting
i love the feeling of shaved legs in bed
gotta let these niggas know
let ‘em know what?
>>42357890honestly I'm tired of doxxmoder being alive but you don't see me complaining about it :(
>>42357934okay so you’re the one who doesn’t have a crush on train anon?
>>42357934just declare your love for her already
>>42357934i do see you complaining about it constantly and its weird/annoying as fuck and no one knows why youre doing it.inb4 hurr durr doxxmoder is a manlike ok bitch no one knows wtf youre on about. get a grip
can i see moder
cry
i got a real problem acting cool
>>42357950idk how you could have seen me do it when I've never said a single word about doxxmoder here before this
right ok sure
>>42357951doxxmoder, or just any moder?
why the fuck would anyone want to see doxxmoder lmao
>>42357979no there’s someone that says “can i see” a lot around here and icl it’s got me leaking sometimes
because she’s the subject right now
born too late for central Asia born just in time for central Asia my enemy is in central Asia i hate the man in central Asia i don't like his way of life in Asia i am at war with Asia
I genuinely don't understand the hate. it seems to have begun in earnest somewhat recently. and people were like, never posting about doxxmoder for weeks. it's hard to believe it's not just 1-2 people with some kind of weird meaningless vendetta
fuck it everybody get naked and let’s see who pussy the best
>>42358003i’m in short shorts. not getting nakeder
>>42358003i just shaved my pussy
>>42358002yeah it’s really weird, i feel bad for her. also one of those morons keeps accusing me of being doxxmoder for some reason
Is how this thread is daily? If so this is pretty sad
it’s usually worse tbdesu. do you expect the thread for trannies who look like men and have no hope to not be sad?
omg ok filtering you wtf do you want
>>42358028i know buggy here isn’t telling me what’s good or bad like that isn’t the shittiest name i’ve ever seen
>>42358035I've used worse names...
>>42358028its worse when they start going on about poop
blowing my brains out because a mtfg hornygen tripfag just called our thread sad
>>42358040no yeah its okay im literally a male so its whatever actually
did someone say poop? I'm literally having a huge bowl of poop ice cream right now!!
>>42358042That's distressing...>>42358046I was never a mtfg tripfag lmao, I was only ever prominent on cg and gg>>42358048What are you even doing with your life anon?
are we really about to have another tripfag tormenting the thread right after cm finally left
>>42358053>cgeat shit
>>42358057filter her. i just did because someone else said she would
I'm fake trans but at least I don't smell and swet like a moid no more
>>42358057I don't want to do all that, I just wanted to see what's up>>42358058What's your problem with cg?
>>42358060done and done!
posting manmoder thighs
im not a woman im not a mani am something that youll never comprehend
>>42358084A dog women
>>42356435i love claire’s hair those natural streaks are so freaking cool >qottbanana breadddd :3
>>42358084it/its tranny
Now I disappear into the ethos, never to return.
>>42358088ouppy!!
>>42358093be back for tummy tuesday
>>42357986no I meant why would anyone want to see him visually. I was eating and had to close the thread for a minute because I gagged at the thought of seeing that thing.
it’s me.
>>42358100is tummy tuesday coming back? i thought it was over tbdesu. there weren’t any tummies this tuesday even with the devil gone
it's actually me
idk but if my gf said im ugly id break up
>>42358111yes I'll revive it with my ugly fat tummy :(
im so sad i cant bear it. memories fade, i hardly remember you. whatever my life amounts to is fine.
>>42358113this is kinda why i broke up with my boyfriend
how is the person you're dating calling you ugly not an instant break up
did someone say otherwise?
everytgung sucks
my great grandma was born in 1917 and died in 2017. i was 18 years old.i am old
my great grandfather was born in 1912 and died in 2007. i was 5. i’m not that old
>>42358163it do
cant cyberstalk my ex because she's not retarded and didnt leave a trail
i just stayed friends so i don’t have to put in extra effort to stalk my exes. one of mine is getting top surgery this year!
she 's diagnosed schizophrenic and i'm not much better and the last i saw her she was homeless and i put her up for a bit as long as i could but go ahead, feel better than me.
cronchin tums
anxiety consumes
>>42357788I can smell your cunt!
my face is so soft
FUUUCKPassed my midterms.Fuck my chud moidcel life.
oh my god bruh
sigh
voice training too hard :(
one of my patients is reading citrus, how do I fix her shit taste?
