moided editionqott: honestly, how moided are you?prev: >>42356435
>>42365549ty anon
i look like a cis man
himejoshi
>>42365538son it says "stay moided" on your helmet and you're wearing an "HRT 4 lyfe" pinis that some kinda sick joke?
>>42365538I stay moided
i dont have an adams apple n have very feminine hands on top of that i feel like crying a lot so not very
>>42365594I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of reppers sir
>>42365538>qottI feel quite moided desu
>qotti am this moided and it is fully over>>42365647nope sorry
half of mmg would lose it if they learned that ugly cis women exist too
>>42365735dam f*idz watre you doing in my sigma male gen :T
>>42365735i like ur dress its very pretty
>>42365735t'es pretty toitoi t'es un pretty bitch
>>42365735can u pretend to be my aunt and rape me while calling me your nephew
>>42365735holy shit lia you are so damn pretty
ty but hugboxxing i look like a goofy midlife crisis cd fetishist unrelated it is cold as fuck i actually needed to put the heat on
>>42365874are you actually THAT dysmorphic? god damn...
>>42365883yes i have a faceapp'd version of that pic and its a curse
>>42365556neetadopter and her wife both like me <3
>qottnot terribly i guess. i thankfully have pretty narrow shoulders. unfortunately, i have a curveless waist, no hips, and a giant skull. i think my facial features are pretty moided too but idk. too tall too :/
>>42365874if i walked past u on the street i wouldnt look twice u just look like a woman to me but ik dysphoria brainworms are insidious
lia x dakota /mmg/ tripfag auntie yuri/yaoi
>>42365874lia, there’s a reason we all call you a fakemoder. even in boymode you look like a woman
>>42365949did dakota die or something, now that you mention her? she doesn't really post anymore
>>42365979i think she got banned. that’s what happened the first time she disappeared, and someone said it happened again because she posted the thread where you were supposed to hugbox everyone
>>42365979>>42365996perma b&
>incels intertwinkedintertwinked
this one guy in the crowd has the scariest blue eyes i’ve ever seen. i hope they’re contacts
>>42365966that aint true im still a chad>>42365949elfi is my one and only>>42365921then id speak and you'd be spooked
what happen to durian
plane crash, whole thing, was brutal
what happened to june
train crash, whole thing, was brutal
Is this gen for reppers or for people actually transitioning
lurkmoar moron
what happened to the chinese manmoder
rat soup, whole thing, was brutal
it's fucked up that alcohol kills you
what happened to the discord
>>42366248which are you thats the real question
why did god make me moided af but a giga bottom
why did god make me a comptop bi lesbian
>>42366385strongest warrior
did someone say compton lesbian
If I kidnapped a chaser do you think I could make him love me
if i kidnapped a chaser do you think i could make her love me
no my wife is watching some show on the couch next to me
>>42365538deformed ugly manmoder 2 years on hrt post rhino
>cute lesbian
only passoids have the confidence to post on here. real hons hardly ever post and when they do it's behind unsee. 'bdd' passoids always know.
i feel comfortable posting tummy. face is moided tho.
i smile, for my harvest is bountiful. there is little this so-called "man" can do to stop me, to delete this photo off of my tens of backup drives. 105TB of free space, only 3mb taken up (saved a duplicate to draw funny mustache look like french now), i am frankly unstoppable. i won't defile myself to them, no. it's denying the pleasure that the gardener enjoys.
the gardener isn't real
i wish i were gardenable
>>42366612anon is a cute lesbian
>>42366666devilish quints of falsitude
tbhd iv always posted pics to be bullied for self harm/motivation
>>42366590i was at a concert!!
hows that working out for you?
>>42366612im straight its so over
>>42366736well it’s over now. it was 4 hours
>>42366763men love converting lesbians just play into it
>>42366771sorry trainmoder that was for lia but glad you had fun tonight ^w^
>>42366774i feel like the new whore at the brothel receiving advice from the more experienced ones
i miss when this was the sex haver general instead of just dick beater gooner general
>>42366736well mtfg is dead now so i was hoping i could rely on mmg for sweet sustaining bullies spose that's not going to planty for the positivity though i don't get to feel femme very often currently
>>42366792im just a gynephilic moid keepin it real with the bros
>>42366807Why would manmoders be having sex? With who?
homeward bound (this subway was supposed to be. super delayed but it wasn’t really at all, yippee!)
>>42366842with me hey-o give me five
hahahaha omfg YES brother! that is so true
i got a blowy from wifey last night
>>42366842this is my question too. i’ve had sex once since starting e, like a month and a half on hrt. i can’t imagine a long term manmoder regularly having sex. not that i’m a fan of the gooning, i don’t do that either
anyone else here trans?
i transed my sex but not my gender
>>42366880sorry wrong thread
>>42366880yeah
>>42366880nope
a second train has hit the moder
i like the loafers on the right
>>42366880God no, could you imagine unironically being trans?
20 minutes til my last train. when i get home should i make cookie dough to bake with/for my friends tomorrow?
damn bitch why i gotta decide
>>42367091yup and post pic of dough but don't stay up past your bedtime
lia what time do you think my bedtime is?
final train :3
>>42367181idk but mine is now nini
>>42367355goodnight lia! sleep well!
I'm molded but really it's all just a mask I wear to avoid humiliation. I don't look masculine, every9ne can see I'm not masculine but I have to keep it up because I can't stand the idea of being ostracized. I waste away until I can finally be who I really am somewhere else. I'm tired of being ashamed of what I feel I'm supposed to be
sometimes i start reading a long post as if its a horror movie but the monsters are the word "mastectomy"
>>42366880how do you even tell
been wearing the same oversized hoodie for 6 yeaars
my boobs hurt >:(
you ever take a shit so brutal that you're like "thank fuck I'm not a bottom"
>>42367394oversized hoodies are so great. i just put one on :)
Hey mmg. Its been a while. Life sucks still, even more so. Hope youre all doing well<3
oversized hoodies are so great. i just put one on (:
>>42367609not great but c’est la vie
>>42367552no cuz im a bottom more than half the times
>>42367552Ewww a top
>>42367670then you don't take brutal shits
The real moids here top. Like me.
>>42367683i do and i top sometimes
I'm a woman pretending to be a man
>>42367682oh sorry for having fun miss bottom supremacist>>42367700oh ok I get it so that's what determines if you top or not
>>42367711i don’t know why i added that fun fact i don’t have anything to prove i’m sorry
i'm sorry
i'm sorry too
Ive been wanting to bottom lately, but everytime I started talking to someone I just ghost right away and dont log in anymore.
>>42367721no it's ok. I understand. I was just messing with you, sorry
>>42365538>qottim a moid, but im not moided up. if ya know what I mean. im lkke a twink>>42367684real asf cuh
>>42367748You're not a moid then. You cant claim this energy.
no one's ready to talk about how femboys and twinks are moids too
Femboys, yes. Twinks? No
if you're a man you're a moid, end of story
it’s actually just the opposite
i think we should also include cis women in the moid category
If you look like a man, youre a man. Simple as. Have a good day, SIR.
baking time !!
you too man
cis women are not moids what
I'm tok pretty to be a moid I just cosplay as one
trans women are men trans men are men cis men are mencis women are menwomen don't exist
>>42367800What ya baking?>>42367801Yk, I get called man a lot at work, and its not so bad. At least compared to sir.
melting the butter
>>42367805Men have always been pretty. Doesnt mean anything.>>42367811Im more moided than the several trans men i know.
>>42367812chocolate chip cookie dough. i’ll bake them tomorrow with/for my friends
crying imagining having friends that i could bake cookies for/with that wouldn't call me a faggot or look at me with great and deep shame. is there really a point if you won't ever be loved for who you are
>>42367832no
>all ur friends are online
>>42367835shoot.
>>42365538Very moided each time i get gendered male i feel closer and closer to death
>>42367811actually I'm the only woman ever and I was conceived in an erlenmeyer flask"born" out of a test tubewhen I turned sixteen they told me I was artificial and that my skin was made out of synthetic resin and my bones were rare earth metalsI never fully understood what it meantif I'm the only woman to ever be created by human hands in this world of menmaybe women don't exist at all. since I'm some kind of construct and not actually an organic lifeformwhat does it even matter though
that's awesome nona
>>42367832I think you can make such friends!
200g granulated sugar + 330g brown sugar + your melted better
>>42367823I'm prettier than pretty men
forgor to add the salt (2 tbsp)
>>42367895tsp! tsp! i do put in 2 tsp, not 2 tbsp i just typed it wrong
why are my cookies so salty :/
add in 2 eggs and 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
>>42367886Prime Timmy blows you away
+ 312.5 g all purpose flour and 1 teaspoon baking soda
looks bad
>>42367929timmy turner? timmy thick? tim duncan?
What would you do if you saw a selfiefag irl? (Nonas that share pics here)
>>42367945The only Timmy I could mean
>>42367959moid
>>42367957beat they ass
friends im worried about my measurements, what are the ideal measurements for a passoid...
>>42367963Well yeah, that was the point of convo:)
>>42367957collect autograph
>>42367957STEAL her and haul her off to my moder dungeon
roughly chop 8 oz semisweet chocolate and also add 8 oz semisweet chocolate chips (the chunks will melt into pools, the chips will hold their shape. nice variety)>>42367940that’s okay. they taste good
>>42367148now to refrigerate :)at least overnight, i usually prefer 24 hours minimum
can i eat some of the dough please
slashing mcdoublemoders tires in the mcdonalds parking lot
>>42368033if you can find me
>>42368042they are mcslash resistant
>>42368042noooooooo!!
i really want ffs
>hasn't seen mcdoublemoders email full of mcdeliveriesi don't think she's in the parking lot
>>42368059they were mobile orders not delivery, you have to pick those up. fake fan
give me a jav code to jerk off to
if im built like this do i get ffs? please help me
>>42368079mird-195
>>42368045that sounds like a lot of effort can u post the cookies when u have made them
>>42368089oh my fucking GOD you just posted PEAK oh my god holy shit
i’m built like this and malefail constantly. can’t wait for ffs!
who is this fucking blue man
why are you all blue
>>42368098perhaps. might be weird to go on 4chan while hanging with friends, so you might get the pictures later
im starting to get scared that my life is ruined and i look moided asf
>>42368089t-thank you...
i’m built like this and got a mastectomy. i regret it so much. do not get your boobs cut off if you’re a tranny who looks like this
i’m built like a bricked version of dj kanon
>>42368122What if i actually look a lot more like >>42368101 then what?
>>42368099>>42368121glasses supremacy
I meant >>42368087 as in if i look like this should i get ffs? I send my ass and face to random men who live near me on grindr but i wont send them here
i’m built like this. aaaahhhh
why are you mocking her...
>>42368136GLASSES SUPREMACY FOREVER WOOOglasses give everyone a like 200% buff to attractiveness. glasses are so fucking peak
i wish somebody would give me an answer because now im to embarassed to ask irl trannies about it and i wouldnt know how to phrase it in a way that didn’t make them think ffs or mastdctomy in the off chance they post on mmg in a fakemoder way
gooners in my gen brother
>>42368148she does not listen to usalso this time she posted (as best i can tell? maybe she adjusted slightly) the exact same picture twice
im built like this is it over
maybe we should try making funny or good posts tonight
>>42368162ONE IS THE MALE BODY AND ONE IS THE FEMALE BODY YOURE ALL ASSHOLES TO ME
>>42368156wait, is >>42368101>>42368087not ffs or mastectomy moder? i’m so sorry nona. get the ffs. you’re a tranny, always get the ffs
>>42368174I look like >>42368166
>>42368172was cookieposting not good?
>>42368173i noticed, sorry she did that :/
I look like you
>>42368178should i get ffs or a mastectomt? which one would help me get healthy and live a real life?
>>42368177that was a highlight thank you
>>42368183i look pretty much the same as the model you posted and still want to get ffs, i hate looking at my face in the mirror so if i can make it even slightly more fem i want to :/
i want to get out of this torture chamber and i want out now
>>42368150glasses + schoolgirl uniform is an ultimate combo
>>42368193As the woman model or the male model? Because i look closer to the male model except for the waist and the low hip. I “hate” my face also but i wouldnt get rid of it if it would make me uncanny because coping with homosexuality is better than bogging yourself and getting denied entrance to heaven
Where are these scary blue men coming from
>>42368216https://bodyvisualizer.is.tue.mpg.de/i don’t like it cause my body’s too strangely built to recreate
im scared, completely lacking in motivation and i want to kill myself
what are you scared of
>>42368214the same as the male model, i don't really care about looking uncanny from it because if i have to continue seeing my face i'll probably end up killing myself desu
Assuming that being a woman is 100% impossible and you have to manmode for life, would you personally get FFS or a mastectomy?
>>42368221that i'll never be able to have happiness in life
>>42368225youre more dysphoric than me. i could probably cope with my body as is forever
>>42368219>enter my height>get a spitting image of my build, except a little thinnerthis is so hugboxxy i wouldn't trust it for anything
>>42368231ffs could have a chance at making you happy, what would be the downside? you end up looking like a feminine guy?
i dont have any issues with the shape of my body and bones the issue is the fat only accumulates around my torso so i look like dr eggman
>>42368254>what would be the downsidei end up looking like a feminine guy but everybody in my life knows i tried to transition and failed. though tbf a lot of people can already tell im on hrt or have something weird going on so that’s part of why i want ffs as well because my moid face makes it so anybody who has any knowledge of being a tranny keeps me at arms length because they dont know how to interact i guess, it wasn’t like this before hrt. anyways so basically im stuck only integrating with cishet people, particularly cishet men because theyre the most accepting of difference at least in terms of sexual viability. so that’s why i might get ffs instead of being scared
I wish I was a woman but I'm just a weird autistic guy
>>42368284same, but im gay though which in my autistic brain feels the same as being a woman so ipso facto im femals
im nothing like a women. Why do I want to look like one
>>42368173it was just me being an asshole. i don’t think anyone else was mocking you
>>42368214>bogging yourself and getting denied entrance to heavenholy shit girl get the ffs!!
>>42368173I'm nice to you and I kind of like you
im watching I Love LA
>three (You)s in a row>all nice>i was rated the worst named poster past threadI see through you fake bitches
yeah but look at who was rated best, you're better off
>>42368309NO that's not what I meant! I didn't mean you were the worst, I just meant you were one of my favorites. I didn't even bother listing the ones I don't like
>>42368313i only skim for mentions of my name i dont remember who the other posters are
>>42368309our problem with you is that you ask the same question over and over again, get the same answer, and then add on caveats to try and make ffs seem like a worse option. i do not hate you despite being an asshole to you this time. i find your posting annoying sometimes, but i understand it’s out of your own poor mental health. get the ffs
i actually don't find her annoying at all anymore
>>42368320now youre being condescending
that’s great. she needs fewer people who find her annoyingand mastectomymoder, i’m sorry for mocking you. i told you many times that no one here mocks you, so i’m sorry for becoming that. again, i do not hate you
address me
>>42368332hello nona
im gay and ugly and now that a person said my name i can fall asleep happy because im affirmed that i exist in a real world with real people
>>42368336hi!
the girls sound dumb in I Love LA. Must be for young girls only
my mom raised me a militant feminist and im still stuck up and bitter over third wave’s dissent into slut radicalism all because gay faggot AIDS RIDDEN CUMSLUTS hitched a wagon to the movement for women’s social and political rights. It’s disgusting
watching a show that hardly anyone's ever heard of and people doubt its existence. its said to change your life. i intend to find out.
>>42368313I think this implies mastectomymoder is the best poster in the thread
>>42368363i think it’s just a way to dunk on doxxmoder again
brushin my teeth w yo dih
>>42368353my mom was never feminist. a very “i’m friends with lots of men, they’re less drama” and “it’s good women aren’t leaders, they’d get too emotional!” type shit. she’s also just kind of a chud in general, though she is pro abortion.
im a punchline…
my mom watches ai conspiracy theory videos at 200% volume on a tv all day
my mum watches shows about murderers all day
>>42368374
>>42368393literally the only thing my mom wants to talk abouy is conspiracy theories, make me want to kms
>>42368374pov u are an unattended 12 year old who is about to go missing
>>42368393>>42368406my mom watches lots of big bang theory. she also watched a bunch of young sheldon when it was coming out, and now watches the new show with his big brother & emily osment. i know so much fucking sheldon lore
>>42368417they have to bring back the abusive homophobic psycho mom from the original
my mom is a lifelong democrat who parrots resistance lib rhetoric while also holding comically reactionary, imperialist views.
>want to ask attractive guy if he wants to get coffee>he's always surrounded by meangirls one of these fucking days im gonna snap and mog them so hard and when it comes ooooh buddy
>>42368426isn't this every lifelong democraft
im desperate for a boyfriend but i ghost men because the only appealing part of having a boyfriend is knowing somebody finds you hot and also sucking his dick like once a year. all the extra baggage is just too much
>>42368425they also made his dad a ton more likable, leading to them retconning him cheating on sheldon’s mom because the audience would’ve flipped their shit
>>42368435yeah it's just frustrating is all
do you think sheldon is a repper
>>42368447bazanga
>>42368447nah. probably at least one of the main nerds is, but i don’t think it’d be sheldontbdesu i’m kinda dogshit at coming up with my own headcanons, i just hear a good one and agree with it
>>42368440I like when he holds my hand
>>42368460raj and howard were queer coded and crossdressed before being fixed by busty white women
>>42368447sheldon would be a transphobe
i could kill sheldon with my bare hands and don't even get me started about young sheldon
I would punt young Sheldon into the sun
fembrained commentary
big bang theory reboot where sheldon autistically rants about chromosomes and sexual dimorphism
>>42368470my hesitancy with those two was mostly that it was so often treated as a joke that it almost feels like it encourages homophobia to then headcanon them as actually queerleonard has a bit where his mom says he “stuffed a bra with balloons and put on [her] makeup” while he says he was dressing up as the hulk with balloon muscles that needed to be held up and painting his face green. also obviously making fun of the idea of childhood crossdressing and nerds. if you wanna make the headcanon justification, him actually crossdressing and making up that excuse because he knows it’s shameful in the eyes of his mom is pretty feasible. i’m sure there are people here who were caught doing something that made their tranniness clear and lied about it to save facealso i swear i must’ve seen every big bang theory episode 10+ times but i can’t remember raj and howard crossdressing. i remember when howard took estrogen by mistake and they did a whole “he’s becoming a woman” bit
>>42365735>>42366598kill yourselves
>>42368493>>42368492i don’t hate young sheldon. i did when it was announced, i even made a stupid meme to post on reddit, but of what i remember in the show he was mostly more bearable. the silly part is they gave him character development in young sheldon which left him further along than he was in the beginning of big bang theory, so he presumably regressed between the shows
>>42368521it was like 2008 every show had haha arent those queers weird as a punchline
>>42368523you fucking suck
None of the regulars I knew post anymore, brutal
>>42368528exactly. they sure continued it a while though. would’ve been kinda awesome if they rugpulled bernadette and had howard and raj end up together after 8 seasons or whatever of having them be essentially in love.
>>42368521the woke answer is that queers don’t need to be palatable to a cishet gaze so the characters starting as anti-social misogynists doesn’t invalidate their queerness. The real answer is that there were reppers on the writing team
>>42368534who were the regulars you knew?
I WANT ROOM SERVIIICEEEE
splooging into my fist
FIST FUCKER DICK SUCKER
>>42365453https://voca.ro/1nviZweY5lbv
https://voca.ro/1cdAxQxkGASf
dubs and i post pics of my social security card, driver's license and debit card
>>42368530
>>42368571would’ve been the funniest dubs ever. such a shame
Nona nona, hey nona, pay attention to me!
>>42368571rerollan
>>42368581okay. i’ll start at you. 0_0
>>42368581hello! what are you up to :)
>>42368568https://voca.ro/1cRgfRs2bhSt
https://voca.ro/19S27zpcB2ch
house wouldn't say fag
>>42368603it was a house reference
'member the house episode with the tranny modelgiwtwm
whenever i try voice training it sounds like my donald trump impression but with a higher voice it sucks
>>42368615wasn't she intersex?
>>42368607>>42368611>>42368615https://voca.ro/1lffggW7z8zo
>>42368603are you trying really hard to hold back the natural gayness in your voice
>>42368615i remember there was a good doctor episode where theres a trans girl n he spends the whole episode saying hrrrm this patient has a cock and also balls he is a man
>>42368619Oh fuck I think you're rightnevertheless giwtwm
>>42368623https://voca.ro/1acclSAtYG9R
house has the pass so this is all irrelevant anyways
the end of mmg is imminent, i give it 1 month
>>42368642https://voca.ro/1fANc55OFGI1
https://voca.ro/1iCOwfQWyoza
https://voca.ro/1kBehjmdjpvc
>>42368651nta but true the house wilson sexual tension was through the roof
https://voca.ro/1om3hCOjsLDC
https://voca.ro/1fzq4qWqZrth
i dont think house should get the pass because hugh laurie is a terf
House is a fictional character, emily
i dont watch tv
my name isnt emily its nona
>>42368690https://voca.ro/1nup2QDnBUqQ
i think she's calling him a terf because he did a harry potter audio book or something
https://voca.ro/1doRK1QkgUpG
my favourite ep is when chase kisses a child cancer patient
all these british celebrities come from the same places as terfs before they were famous they all went to expensive prestigious universities n are ostensibly vaguely left wing so i just assume theyre all terfs
>>42368766https://voca.ro/1jfEgmQPU65x
https://voca.ro/1inWrlfkfcF3
>>42368776and even worse than him being a pedophile, he hates fat girls
>>42368781https://voca.ro/1SKjDdZ4g26Q
>>42368785https://voca.ro/1dMJRQujiXtL
>>42368802yeah, chase was kind of just a shit person, sleeping with cameron while she was on meth or whatever comes to mind
This is just a shitty discord call
i love shitty discord calls with my friends :)
let's talk about poop instead :)
Shitting to this rn
>>42368818https://voca.ro/1KF46PHgBhKD
estrogen gave me constipation
You probably weren't getting enough fiber anyways
https://voca.ro/1coOxIBPAwwX
20 words or less, nona
i backspaced my elaborate poop post just for you, brtinona
>>42368855poop is funny britnona
>>42368863https://voca.ro/19iHAcBA5cMe
>>42368882https://voca.ro/11TgddzIoZ5N
>out in the woods"Don't you just love being a man?""Uhh?....yeah, sure dad"
>>42368592I wanted you to stop at me though....>>42368594Going to store to get food
>>42368911*kills you*
>>42368913what kind of food?
https://voca.ro/17Y1XqfTfzJq
why can't we all be friends and play terraria together
>>42368927banger
>>42368932we can all be friends once doxxmoder kills himself
Who is doxxmoder
>>42368951do you know cismoid? he's like that guy
>>42368938i scare the guys away with my herculean wit thats why im single
some of you need to brush up on your recent mmg lore baka
>>42368951desu don't even worry about it. there's some random bitches in here who hate on another poster for literally no meaningful reason because they have low iq and nothing better to do
>>42368925Im feeling lazy so just pizza. Some groceries for later too..
>>42368957but im a lot like cismoid…
>>42368957no she isn’t
>>42368951doxxmoder is a trans woman who has a couple people in this gen who really don't like her and misgender her
>>42369000how not? they both share the cismoid title
im ugly
are we doing this everyday now
I'm pretty darn cute
im so ugly
They're roommates
>>42369042seems so :/
time to fall asleep listening to mallsoft i hope i wake up somewhere else
Stalking me
someone should stalk and kill me
>>42368951idk either but i wish they would stop posting about that shit
i do not enjoy being alive
Is it better to just give up and live my life on copium?