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qott: would you like to lose weight, gain weight, or maintain your current weight?
previous - >>42403364
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i’m even a failure at being a failure. i don’t do anything fun or crazy as a NEET, i just use this gen and wish i was dead. if i was staying up til 6am partying, fucking, and doing hard drugs, at least that’d be cool to some people
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>>42406975
>qott
currently finishing a cut, need to get down 5 pounds. then i'm gonna bulk 20 and cut 10.
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sigh
vote https://strawpoll.com/e7ZJaroJWg3
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>>42406950
ew no
>>42406975
Gain. Desperately must gain at least 20lbs
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I became fat and disgusting, so lose.
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>>42406975
>qott
I wanna lose all my weight and wither away. My brain fights it with hunger instincts, but eventually I will lose enough grey matter to not even notice.
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>>42407016
ew transbians
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>>42407034
my friend is especially adept at starving away grey matter. he’s got a disease that prevents his body from storing energy for later, so if he doesn’t eat every few hours his body will start digesting his brain
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I wanna get fatter but my sleep schedule is fucked up and i dont get hard i mean hungry a lot.
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>>42407050
giwtwm
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>>42406975
>qott
I'd like to lose weight
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im a stupid gay man and i will never be a woman
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>>42407126
nice im a stupid man man stupid man and will never be a woman
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>>42407169
happens
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stupid men who will never be women general (/smwwnbwg/ of course)
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>>42407206
I dont even wanna be a woman just a moid who looks like one
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oh my god it's that guy he's still here
thanks for reminding me to log off
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if you don't have short hair and don't wear a binder, you are not a manmoder
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>>42407212
that's based
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>>42407221
I do both. Iwnbaw. My ribcage is wider than my hips when viewed from behind
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>>42407221
even if i don’t malefail? clearly i don’t need to put in much work to be seen as a moid by those around me
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>>42407233
which part of the hips? around the buttocks or iliac crests?
>>42407236
you're a fakemoder regardless of the hair
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>>42407246
how would you know?
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>>42407251
I just know
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>>42407256
the actual reaction to my body on this gen btw
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how do you classify the chud brigaders you report to jannies on this board? i go for “nsfw on a blue board” for the guy who posts the same srs reddit post constantly, and “trolling outside of /b/“ fir most of the others, but idk if there’s better reasons i’m skipping over
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i dont report anyone nobody cares anyway just get over it
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>>42407272
i generally go with spamming/flooding because it seems like the most descriptive but i rarely report because i know the jannies don't care and if anything they'd prefer to let this board get shit up as much as possible
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>>42407297
But i thought jannies were trannies. Thats what they say on /v/.
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i am an insane gay pervert and i will never be a woman
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i wish i could live in a gen where so many replies weren’t filtered out
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>>42407037
kisses u
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>>42407313
impossible
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>>42407373
so it seems :( don’t worry, as thin as the ice you’re on is, i don’t filter you
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i wish more of you would trip so in could filter you
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>>42407379
desu you should prob just filter me and get some relief
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>>42407246
Both lmao
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>>42407016
voot
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how would you feel if i grabbed your nutsack and yanked really, really hard?
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yeowch!!!
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>>42407419
If a hot woman did that i'd fall in love.
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qott: i would like to loose weight, i was the fattest tummy poster yesterday
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>>42407400
it’s okay, i don’t filter you because i like you for the most part
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i need to gain weight but eating is fuck
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im way too fat and it’s all in my tummy and none in my ass
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grown man calling his beer gut his tummy
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>>42407476
im young enough to say tummy
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I need to get exercising again. I used to have such a nice tummy way back when.
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>>42407439
i was secretly fatter i just deleted after like 5 minutes lol
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>>42407491
did no one reply to it?
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i have been on hrt for four years and im not close to passing. what do i do?
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>>42407509
no they did
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>>42407516
deal with it
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>>42407550
should i deal with it in a gay man way or in a getting surgery way
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>>42407568
if i’ve said it once i’ve said it a dozen times: if it’s accessible to you, get ffs
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Ffs seems scary
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>>42407516
whats your dosage and cycle, if oral e do you take it all in one go or split morning and night
whats your height, weight and age
do you know your t/dht/e/shbg levels via blood testing
are you sedentary
do you take progesterone
uhh
we'll go from there thats all i can think to ask rn
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73G7kxHhFeI
coal delivery
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Idk why im so dramatic im just a masc midshit twinkhon it’s not that bad
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mogs me
now post your answers again so lia can try to help
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maidpilled truemoder
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soulpassing bodyhon
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>>42407272
>>42407297
janny
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hi janny
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tranny janny named tammy
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not just annie? or franny?
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>>42406989
it's extremely stupid how I feel like I don't deserve to be a neet, but there is some truth to it
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i have the brain of a fujoshi femrepper and the body of a hon because of social media
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>>42407631
Good song
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you guys are soo funny stop it!!
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>>42407608
ok this picrel is a simulation of your levels at that dose over a 35 day period
>the orange
is your current regimen
>the pink
is my 6mg/10days dosage as a comparison

ev is very spiky for peak/trough, you get a super high level early in the cycle and then it tips off harshly
een as a counterexample is slower uptake and so your level is more stable over the priod
it's possible that you're spiking to so intensely at peak that your body is dumping SHBG to bind it, and then your level drops and now the SHBG released is essentially disabling all of the estrogen for your cycle 2nd half
do you find that you're lethargic and sad on the second half of your cycle? and about when does that start, relative to your injection?
>duta
you didnt mention any other AA, is duta the only anti androgen you're on?
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I'm going to take cypro to kill my penis again, w or l?
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>>42407707
my bad i plugged in 7 days for the EV instead of 5
picrel is fixed, same message tho
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>>42407689
what’s the truth to it?
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>>42406975
>qott:
id should probably gain weight I only weigh like 145 pounds at 6'2 but I kinda like being skinny and frail it makes me feel good.
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Im a cis fetishist is it possible to go from left to right?

https://litter.catbox.moe/jn9maa8mxif84k7n.png

Im demotivated today
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>>42407733
i’ve been at 6mg for 8 months after i spent a year of tapering my dose to try and detransition so idk if my shbg is high and sometimes i inject 5mg to simulate natural fluctuations. I dont think my regimen is the issue but i havent been tested in a long time
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Here's my favorite Gorillaz song /mmg/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf_PmmlCiso&list=RDNf_PmmlCiso&start_radio=1
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i dont think hrt will make you asian
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melancholy hill is my fav
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It's alright, just kind of boring all things considered. My favorite album is The Now Now
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hrt turned me Laotian
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>>42407796
i mean dooming aside have you had feminization at all?
breast growth, fat redistribution, facial softening etc
if your results are weak in each of these categories then you might legit have a levels problem
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hrt turned me korean. oli london should’ve tried it
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>>42407875
also i still don't understand if you're on a blocker
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okay bruhs but what about a version of that girl in my specific ethnicity
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>>42407875
yeah im basically a totally different person but still a man
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>>42407890
sorry sis we're turning you Kazakhstani
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>>42407914
alright lmk if in future you want help thinking about stuff you could try
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>>42407930
i just have a bad bone structure
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>>42407793
MY FAVOURITE WEIRDO. i luv u
you’ve been weird posting for yeaaareess are you still on and off hrt
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honestly what race / ethnicity / demographic would you wanna be if you could pick and hrt could change it
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>>42407945
thanks for ze love uwu... im on low dose atm like 2mg/day with no AA
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>>42407722
wwwwwww i miss cypro sm
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>>42407964
can i be purple?
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We manmod we survivvv

Have cat chat :33
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booked that electro :3
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>>42408000
oh fuck yes you can
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first thing i’ve done since 13/09/24. i gave up some time that september after a really bad day
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>>42408007
low effort loaf he's gotta tuck the other arm
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>>42408024
Based!
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>>42406975

>qott: would you like to lose weight, gain weight, or maintain your current weight?

im around 140lbs now id like to drop to 130lbs, im on the taller side tho so its a bit harder than i thought
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im fat as fuck and jiggling my belly and it feels hard to the touch like my organs are stone
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>>42407722
massive w, I have to get back on it too I think I consume too much nicotine for my e to block my t lowk
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One thing I was proud of in 2025 was my 30KG weight loss journey ^~^

But to anyone who faced the same issues as me, bottom line I skipped a lot of meals…

Ended up with a borderline POW body but I regained some much needed weight for the “roundness” :3
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>>42407793
sure oil london
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im never going to pass so why am i doing this? how do i give up and start living life as a sexually viable cis person
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>>42408132
way to go bop thats good work
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>>42407793
You can't become asian no
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>>42408018
yippee!!
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hrt will make me asian because god loves me
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>>42408142
well you already ruined your sexual viability by trooning so you might as well just commit
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>>42408134
>oil london
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I've never had the urge to have specifically biological children and I dont understand it
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for me i just always worry i’d be a terrible parent and don’t want to inflict that on a child
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>>42408175
i ruined my sexual viability by not trooning
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i love helping but i would resent kids because being a good parent demands abandoning yourself
and i already abandoned myself for the first half of my life
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I need to study hard rn today. But i cant find the motivation..i'm just so tired and bored all the time.
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>>42408226
that's deep, aunt lia. im gonna go get more orange crush now, enjoy the cookout
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how 2 avoid stretch marks dough
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>>42408264
kek
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>>42406975
qott:
im trying to gain some weight, like 20lbs im on pio right now too but im not sure if it's gonna do much
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>>42408281
I've heard you just have to gain slowly at like 3-4 pounds/week
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>>42408298
I am specifically referring to losing, but yeah, makes sense. I guess it's almost a good thing that I'm not very able to lose weight fast
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>>42408281
don't take the "gives you stretch marks" hormone
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>>42408311
does estrogen do that?
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>>42408315
it makes you gain weight more easily so you get stretch marks
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>>42408315
I got them after I started
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>>42408315
only if you have hips
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i got stretch marks on my thighs back in college before i started e. they look so ugly ;-;
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i have some on my hips >_<
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>>42408365
I dont have hips and I got them still :/
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>>42408375
fatty post belly
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e gave me a tummy apron
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e just gave me fat ass thighs and boobs that’s it. what a waste of time
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i want to make you explode with my mind
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e gave fat ass, thighs and hips now I look like a whore
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e gave me
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>>42408440
beautiful artwork
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>>42408440
mmmm.....
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e took away my cum to give me cones and clear skin. an improvement for sure but still
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>>42408467
hello ada rook
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What did you all think of Castration Movie?
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>>42408474
ada rook? have you not seen her recently? she shoots ropes
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>>42407974
>>42408128
does anyone know how I have to adjust my EEn dose?
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>>42408483
beyond coal
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>>42408484
when someone rips and put it online I'll watch it, I'm not paying to watch movies
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>>42408474
she mogs me. hence the manmoding
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>>42408467
>clear skin
what I wouldn't do for this
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>>42408365
so I guess I'm safe
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Will e give me passions, hobbies, confidence, energy, friends and a gf/bf?
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>>42408511
i have this horrific picture of my acne when i was 3 months on e, its wild how much better my skin is now. one of my cisf friends asked what i did to make my skin look better lol
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>>42408529
maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe
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results are in most of you are biscums and moids worshipers, followed by trve transbians
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>>42408581
not surprising at all because most people in the world are straight but kinda sad
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https://youtu.be/PFR5s96jGeg
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i lie on every poll btw
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now that it's verified that there are 2x as many people here who like men than people who're exclusively into women, can the transbians stop throwing a a shit fit every time someone mentions liking men?
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Make a poll of the types of men to gauge interest
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>>42408624
I'll not
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>>42408624
it's mostly one person, transbians are a very loud minority in all cases
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>>42408624
I'm going to throw 2x as much of a fit
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transbians belong in labour camps
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>>42408545
I mean the alternative is no no no no no no
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transbians dont know what labor is
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>>42408629
do this
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>>42408630
>>42408638
alright hon go apeshit
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>>42408654
>hon
where do you think you are
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>>42408630
incredible panel, thanks nona
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>>42408624
transbians will never know true love anyways sucks for them
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bad bait
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>>42408668
trvthnvke
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>>42408662
i'm from balmer we just say that
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>>42408483
I thought incel superman was good but traps sucked
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https://strawpoll.com/e2naXeYKeyB
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>>42408668
flirting with and fucking a bunch of people isn't true love? i'm shocked
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>>42408690
you didn't let us choose multiple answers
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let's do which type of transbian do you like
the cheating rapist or the rapist cheater
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>>42408668
this slender doesnt affect me because I know very well most of you into men are going to end up in a drum barrel with your limbs chopped off when your bf decides he wants a real woman
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or in a ditch IDK
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>>42408689
I liked both of them, the second movie was also interesting.
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>>42407655
gross
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Feel like liking feminine men should fall under transbian more than straight desu
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>>42408690
a sensitive and slightly perverse young man between the ages of 18 and 30 !!!
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as far as i'm concerned if you've ever had sex with ANYONE you're going straight to hell.
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>>42406975
I need to lose like 20-40 lbs so I can be slenderman with boobs again
t. 6'0 @ 200
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based prescription refills have arrived
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>>42408315
yeah... and cottage cheese thighs...
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>>42408624
no, men are disgusting
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>>42408736
I enjoyed like half of it, I like the idea but the plot is obvious and that made it kinda boring especially towards the end
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i used to goon to emo boys kissing on youtube which was basically transbianism kms
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it must be so hard being a man hater trapped in the body of a man
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>>42408764
skip meals and start smoking
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>>42408805
Half of what? The second movie or the second part of the first one?
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>>42408819
the second part of the first one
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the non-misandrist transbian is the rarest animal on earth
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>>42408832
It was good, it felt very real and based in reality for me. But I could understand how some people didn't like it
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I wonder how many of those people who chose that they're into both are like me and aren't romantically attracted to women. Also if their sexual attraction is mostly based on a jealousy hatred like mine is.
I'm attracted to men because they're sexy and cute, and that's it, so I feel like it's more real.
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im only attracted to anime characters
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i chose both because i like both
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>>42408752
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can one of the transbians explain why so many of them like men? and yes feminine men are still men
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>>42408910
yes @elfi why are you attracted me men such as myself
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I like most women bc i'm a straight man coping with being a sub5 i cel by inventing a tranny fantasy and then i also like a smaller subsect of men.
I think penises are more aesthetically pleasing than vaginas but thata probably 100% due to my unfamiliarity with the latter.
I dont want to have any partner of any gender bc i'm blackpilled and defeated tho.
Also currently in a hot bath.
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>>42408910
if you like men you aren't a transbian. explanation complete
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>>42408920
almost every transbian i've ever met has expressed interest in femboys
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glad I got this gay thing out mf my system back in high school, can't imagine committing to the disease spreader thing unironically
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Serial Killer won the vote
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i'd say let's vote on our least favorite trip but cm is back
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i voted serial killer because cannibal wasn't one of the choices
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Ooorah!
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>>42408959
I would win by a landslide
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lia is annoying me more than you, at least you dissappear for days
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why do we get so many annoying tripfags...
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https://strawpoll.com/BDyNzMvAzyR
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i don't even know who "buggy" is, did they just show up in the last few days? i was working a lot.
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>>42408985
I get depressed super easily. Ive read somewhere you can get brain damage from isolation and i hadnt been to a social function or had friends for 7 years now.
I really really need help aside just from the castration meds.
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>>42408985
ok but I want cm and this "buggy" person to disappear forever though
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>>42408924
the truth nuke is that most transbians are just bi lesbians that try to call fem guys girls
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transbians itt seething at straggots and bistacys(who will find true love)
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based now i can vote for myself
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>least favorite poster
>85% of choices barely post
rigged to take my boy CM down
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>i'm soo bi guys, i like to fuck women with penises broo
you got the wrong containment general.
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My ultimate fantasy is to be a femmy guy and get plown by a lesbian desu desu
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>>42408999
such a hard choice fr because the newgens are annoying asf but there are some old posters i wouldn't piss on if they were on fire
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>like women
>this makes moids and their handmaidens seethe
what causes this
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i fuck cis masc men with penises
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I'm on the list and I post like 100 times a day and NO ONE knows
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>>42409044
i always see this image but i never can figure out what happened to her arm
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>"le banned book"
>available everywhere
>netflix show
>free discussion allowed
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>>42409052
hello neetadopter how's cheating on your wife going
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>>42409001
That's me, hi!
>>42409009
I'm nice
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>>42408999
>lia + wife
i dont even get my own category, aw man
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i know way too many moders here rn that i didn't know last year
who tf is y'all?
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>>42408999
how is cowkini even in the running
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i’m in love with mastectomymoder
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>>42409073
so? banned somewhere =/= stopped existing
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i have the REAL banned literature that you mfers aren't up on
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im gonna try using my magic wand again will report back
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>>42409101
hi im moder
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>>42409102
and why is mcdoublemoder separated from cowkini
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>>42409094
we will henceforth be referred to as elfia
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lets all go back to being anon. not even this nona shit. lets just fucking relax and be ourselves again.
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at the risk of sounding misogynistic, i don't think women should be allowed outside.
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yeah I'm going to still be nona though. everyone else gotta pick something else
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>>42409180
i think you should kill yourself :/
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>>42409181
you can be cowbot as was asked of you
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>>42409132
can't cum
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>>42409191
be nice
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at the risk of sounding anti-poop, I think everyone should probably cut down their poop intake by at least 5-10%. poop is a very rich and unhealthy food and should be consumed as one would consume cookies. studies have shown that populations exhibiting high poop consumption habits tend to have higher incidence of heart disease and liver failure.
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>>42406975
lose weight. ive lost 10 pounds in the past 2 months
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>>42409191
wtf what did i do
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>>42409195
what the fuck ever bitch
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>>42409195
excuse me. allow me to rectify that
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stop bullying cowbot
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I hate men
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I also hate men
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>>42406975
Trying to gain a fair bit right now, have those 530 calorie drinks or so. Gonna take all my measurement once I’m at 160lb and see if I’m making meaningful progress on E alone or if I should go on pio.

>>42408007
Beautiful cat <3
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i love men only if they look like faggots and have long hair
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>>42406975
>qott
I'm quite a bit fatter than I'd like to be right now but I'm kind of more focused on gaining muscle than losing weight right now
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>>42409277
luv u >3<
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we should do the holocaust but for women
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>>42409301
you too!! ^_^
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>>42408690
only women are allowed to be zoophiles
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>>42409304
literally happens everyday and called feminicide, you disgusting faggots can't even be creative goddamn
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>>42409304
what are you even doing here
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>>42408880
me
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32.5 bmi girl that jerks off and plays games all day please come back
I make enough money that we can be poor together
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the fact most of you don't hate men is mind boggling to me being fr
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>>42409324
>literally happens everyday
God i wish that were true
>>42409332
modin'
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>>42409337
yeah same I kinda assumed more of us would. it's weird
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>>42409343
must be nice being an 10iq ape with down syndrome
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>>42409278
hello jellyfishmoder are u feeling better today :)
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>>42409337
theyre the only sex that treats me the way i like to be treated. women view me as a monster or a gay pet or just keep at a very obvious and intentional arms length for no reason. i hate being visibly trans and manmoding and being chubby
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>>42408612
no one listened to her
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>overweight
>i have a slander pear shaped figure
god I fucking hate doctors
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>>42409337
ive seen how they talk about women behind closed doors so i personally dislike most men at least the straight ones
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>>42409337
doing that won’t make me pass better an women have always been my competition anyways
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some of you are just incels for real
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>>42408924
i’m the wondrous exception then
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>>42409381
see >>42408581
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I'm the only true khhv incel here
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i'm bi and i've got more pussy than 90% of the transbians here fo sho
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>>42409101
hi, i’m multiple characters
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>>42408924
not me though! although I mean...if you're into trans women it kinda makes sense that you might be attracted to femboys as well on a superficial level. especially hrt femboys
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>drunk after a single glass of 6% wine
the absolute state
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>>42409404
ive genuinely never even been alone in a room with another woman for more than 2 minutes get on my level
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femboy porn
sorry i thought this was google ahaha. anyway, i hope you're all doing well. it's getting kind of cold here, not sure how it is at your place. mom's sick. she's really not doing well. femboy porn
sorry thought this was google again. i didnt hear you laugh though are you mad at me?
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>>42409416
Not even your mom? Or your sister? Or your cousin? You sound silly anon.
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>>42408924
femboys dont count
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>>42409162
mcdoublemoder likes people in cowkinis, cowkinimoder posted herself in a cowkini. we’ve been over this
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>>42409424
so based
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i've never seen a woman irl, i only know of them from pictures
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is mm4mm the most wholesome pairing
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I'm a goldstar
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>>42409291
you might like a moder like me then
not sure how faggy i look tbdesu
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"men don't count" good one "transbian"
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>>42409436
based on the limited evidence we have, no.
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Femboys get bricks to their head as if I was playing Outlast Trials
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>>42409416
i’m so jealous. i waited until i turned 21 to start drinking and i’m still not a lightweight. plus i hate the taste of alcohol. what a ripoff
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>>42409425
>she doesnt know..
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>>42409457
we still dont have all the facts about that salad appointment
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>>42409212
i eat cookies plenty, i’d have to increase my poop consumption to match the two
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>>42409472
i still think methy did nothing wrong
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>your 9-5? oh nono working is NOT making you depressed, endlessly generating profit is good actually. you're depressed because of lack of serotonin dear, nothing else
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>>42409381
you're such a retard trying to use that term here. we should do a poll asking who would actually want to fuck a woman and whether they dislike women.
>the few who would unironically have sex with a woman also do not hate them
>the ones who would not have sex with women are more likely to be the ones who hate them
guaranteed. i am an incel only because men do not want me.
>>42409337
it's like a puppy who pisses on the carpet. not only are they too cute to be mad at in the first place, but they don't know any better
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>>42409436
who wants to try it with me? :3
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>>42409484
no one
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>>42409484
not me
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>>42409473
when are you getting a huge plateful of poop though? you deserve a treat and you should post a pic when you do
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>>42409483
>it's like a puppy who pisses on the carpet
are you trolling? if not congratulations on the lobotomy
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>>42409477
that whole saga i swear i got shit on every time i expressed the mildest defense of methy
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men hate themselves and women so much they are literally killing the planet and this mf describes them as puppies, unreal LMFAO??
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https://strawpoll.com/GJn44x3NQnz
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>>42409493
this is genuinely how i feel. men have been emotionally lobotomised. it's like expecting a cripple to walk.
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>>42409503
>https://strawpoll.com/GJn44x3NQnz
no asexual :(
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>>42409507
aight bro
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>>42409483
>>the few who would unironically have sex with a woman also do not hate them
holy shit lol. riddle me this: what planet is this? what planet do we live on? which one are you on right now?
>i am an incel only because men do not want me
men literally will fuck anything: living, fucking dead, or otherwise. if you can't find a moid to ream out your pathetic bunghole then I don't even know what to tell you
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>>42409484
>:3
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>>42409503
>https://strawpoll.com/GJn44x3NQnz
that's not the question. the question is would you actually fuck a woman?
people say claim they're bi or lesbian or whatever but when the cards are down they wouldn't actually do it.
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૮∩˃˕˂∩ა ouppy would never pee the carpet
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I fucking hate men so much
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*leaves chocolate bar on the floor*
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all happycels will be shot dead in the street, this thread is only for sadcels
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asking ouppy if she wants to take a walk then locking her outside
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hello ouppy ouppy ouppy ouppy ouppy ouppy ouppy
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>>42409507
men are not some helpless creatures. they are sentient, they know what they're doing and their actions are malicious and self-serving. they're not "lobotomised".
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>>42409517
>nooooo you have to want to fuck married men off grindr
i'm not a shameless whore like you. i only want to have sex with the people i love.
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>>42409536
૮˶> ᴗ <˶ა ouppy loves walkies
>>42409534
for ouppy ૮ ∩´ ᵕ `∩ ྀིა
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>>42409541
i think im love with you
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throwing ouppy a frisbee and sadly cocking my gun while she runs to fetch it
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>>42409523
i have and i would i ilterally fucked like 2 weeks ago
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>>42409541
ok then explain to me why you like men
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>>42409362
I am thank you <3

>>42409337
I probably should considering how I’ve had a pretty large portion of my male friends sexually harass me desu

>>42409547
Ouppy don’t eat that noooo!!!
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>>42409543
bitch, the fuck? I said nothing about fucking random people on grindr. I've never done that and I never will. I have zero interest in men. I was just stating facts. you could find a man who'd want you easily, and since you're capable of loving a man then it shouldn't be a huge issue
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Spent an hour in a bath award.
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>>42409551
ok let's hold hands
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>>42409517
transbians literally will fuck anything: living, fucking dead, or otherwise. if you can't find a foid to ream out your pathetic bunghole then I don't even know what to tell you
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>>42409537
૮ ˃̶ ꇴ ˂̶ ა haii haii hi hi hi hi hi haaiiiii
>>42409554
૮ ᴖﻌᴖ ა awah ouppy go catch
>>42409560
did ouppy do something wrong ૮ -̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷄◞ﻌ◟-̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥᷅ ა
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>>42409535
nope
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>>42409573
fuck you happycel
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>>42409551
falling in love with a moid like clockwork
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too tired to voicetrain, someone do it for me pls
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presenting my holes to ouppy and waiting for bliss
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>>42409558
I don't though? what about my post implies I like men? I DISlike them
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>>42409587
okay tell me how many times you've jerked off to femboys, miss transbian
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>>42409580
yawn
>>42409570
my signal is lovelymoon.99 if u want to talk...
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>>42409595
hey that's me not her and i jerk off to them because they usually have ginormous dicks
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>>42409595
I don't do such things!
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>>42409609
whatever you say, moid fucker
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i have an alcohol problem
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>>42409600
can you not fuck my wife
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I started girlmoding recently, what finally got me over the edge was internalizing that being a tranny is a humiliation ritual and everything I do will be humiliating no matter what, so why be afraid of being humiliated when its going to be the rest of my life?
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putting transbians in the rape machine
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>>42409627
i know you're not her
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>>42409638
i'm literally her
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>>42409629
trueee
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who up cucking they wife
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>>42409107
hey
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>>42409651
oh I know this one! it's neetadopter!
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seems androphiles and gynephiles are tied for woman hate, and the only true woman lovers are biCHADS
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>>42409682
as usual
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>>42409682
there you have it... yikes
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why would I hate myself
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sucking poop through a crazy straw like there's no tomorrow
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>>42409732
fuck yeah dude that rocks
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in goong to hurt myself cause im ugky and ngmi
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>>42409659
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i hate all of you i hate all of you i hate all of you iwnbaw iwnbaw i will always ALWAYS be a man i hate all of you SO MUCH i hate all of you i hate all of you i hate all of you i hate all of you i hate all of you i hate all of you i hate all of you i hate all of you i hate all of you i hate all of you i hate all of you i hate all of you i hate all of you i hate all of you i hate all of you i hate all of you i hate all of you i hate all of you!!!!!!!!
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>>42409798
get fat
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>>42409802
it goes to my gut because of the stress from my awful life and not being a woman
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>>42409808
are you not on hrt
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>>42409802
from that pic it looks like she already is fat
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>>42409798
this is me but without cow bikini
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>>42409817
you're a porn addict
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>>42409816
so what?
>>42409824
i weigh 160 pounds, he’s right
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>>42409824
you're american
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>>42409824
that's moid fat retard
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I wasn't here for the June era, what did she do to be up there with doxxmoder hater on the hate poll? I'd figure that's a high bar
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Peeped other men in the locker room recently and comparatively i'm not moided at all or at least slightly so. Too bad my face is unfortunate.
Idk if i even wanna troon. I'm just moreso desperate for anything to happen.
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brapperoni and cheese
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she's still here being annoying anonymously and i can't be convinced otherwise
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>>42409849
>>42409853
mental illness
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f a t
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>>42409860
dark times
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>>42409899
how tf is that fat bruh you just have a tummy
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dear god i'm so fat. and my male stature, bones, and bones makes it look so awful. my mom literally called me piggy when i visited last. does anyone have any tips to lose weight?
>t. 5'9" 135lbs
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>>42409876
fakemoder retard repper i HATE YOU i DESPISE you THINK ABOUT BEING MOIDED IN RELATION TO OTHER MEN REALLY THINK ABOUT IT IMAGINE HOW IT FEELS I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!!’
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bmi hons kill themselves challenge
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>>42409912
your mom really shouldn't call you that, even if it's true...
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>>42409916
>Fakemoder
I'm literally not even on hrt geg
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another one? fucking hate it here
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>>42409912
>135lbs
we need to talk about the pedophilic brainwash gay men implanted in the lgbt community
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at your crib shitting all over your carpet
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>>42409954
yo scoot over I'm trying to drench this thing in shit let's rock this place
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>>42409947
it's the same one, obv
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>>42409571
my standards are not low!! they’re too high if anything
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>>42409983
standards are misogynistic because all girls deserve to be loved
yes I'm a feminist how can you tell
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Making a chicken and chorizo paella for dinner
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>>42409798
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>>42409996
leave her alone
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love girls but would never ever ever date a brown one
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>>42409994
Good thing I’m an alpha male and not a girl and do t deserve to be loved
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>>42409912
>2 inches shorter
>45 pounds lighter
i hate you all
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>>42410031
you DO deserve love, jellyfishmoder
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I would maybe date a brown one, depends what we're counting as brown
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>>42410023
alright let's all stop fighting over sexual orientation and kill this guy
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>>42409950
>>42410036
ok but i'm literally FAT. do you want me to post an unsee? you won't feel bad about yourself if you see how ugly i am. i'm white too, so it's over.
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tfw you're self hating and someone agrees with you
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>>42410059
are you going to post an unsee or was that all rhetorical?
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>>42410059
yea post unsee that's an order
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>>42410049
that guy is like literally how a massive percentage of people on this site think. that said, I am brown and would not typically date a brown one either -- not because I'm racist but because white women's beautiful pale skin is just a little too delightful
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>>42410086
>>42410061
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>>42410059
post it!
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>>42410075
>>42410076
ok give me an hour to get really drunk and incoherent. i also need to clip my claws.
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dubs and I don't take my pain meds
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as for me, i would not fuck a white woman
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>>42410086
I don't think it's racist to consider white women more beautiful than brown ones, it's not like you're saying they're beneath white ones in actual human worth
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>>42410103
oh my fucking god is it actually doxxmoder again or is it one of her haters being annoying?
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>>42410023
yucky
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if doxxmoder: you're not fat, idiot
if doxxmoder hater: get a new bit already, idiot
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>>42410037
I have a moided build and face that’s actually not true
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odds and I cut
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>>42410144
you think ugly people don't deserve love? that's kinda fucked up, jellyfishmoder...
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>>42410144
facial and body structure has nothing to do with being worthy of love from others. I hope you learn to love yourself, though
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>>42410195
wow that's a shame, you have to do it and post pics now. bummer.
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hot people are good people and ugly people are evil
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I unblocked her and she didn't even noticed I had blocked her
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huh, that explains a lot about mmg actually
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>>42410220
what does?
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>>42410023
loser
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>>42410215
this is factually correct
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>>42410115
loser
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>>42410115
but they're so pretty...
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>>42410240
you're a rapist
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>>42410228
o hay no one talks to or cares about us, i’m assuming
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>>42410215
this is actually incorrect
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>>42410228
that ugly = evil. all the posts in mmg are evil because nobody hot ever comes here
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>>42410014
Fuck you too
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>>42410260
o hay
I care and talk to you though
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>>42410265
i’m not evil :(
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>>42410270
fucking creep stop doing that
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whatever i can appropriate to myself with my own strength is my property, even if that includes your body. "consent" is a spook.
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>>42410215
this
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>>42410265
I'm here though! and my posts are really really good
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>>42410288
agreed
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my body and my heart are ruined. do i get ffs or a mastectomy? For extra info i don’t necessarily mind being and looking like a gay and also even with ffs i will never pass. i think the optimal strategy is to get a mastectomy but in terms of dysphoria ffs would be the prudent procedure. im confused and i don’t know what to do. Thank you
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>>42410304
tumblrmoder? is that you?
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>>42410282
THIS IS WHY!! grrrr...
>>42410311
no but I fucking love her posts
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I need my mom
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>>42410310
what fucking answer do you want to hear oh my god
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i need to fuck my mom
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>>42410315
in what sense
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>>42410318
I WANT SOMEBODY TO HOLD MY HAND AND MEASURE EVERY INCH OF MY BODY AND THEN TELL ME SCIENTIFICALLY WHAT THE ODDS OF GETTING A HUSBAND AND BEING HAPPY AND HAVING A STABLE LIFE WOULD BE AFTER GETTING FFS VS AFTER A MASTECTOMY
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>>42410330
47.3%
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>>42410330
well I don't think fucking manmoder general on 4chan dot org can do all that for you, can it?
>>
67
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>>42410330
i've run all the tests and confirmed that no matter what you do you're ngmi. sorry, the science is settled.
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>>42410330
your odds are better with ffs than mastectomy
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this sucks. i should have bucked tf up and forced myself to date women and have babies and die old and happy with an untouched and sentimental what-if in my heart but instead i had to be dysphoric and get raped and then give myself brain damage and now im like this
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>>42410310
i love you
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your odds are terrible no matter what because you're annoying and unlovable
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walk in this bitch like it is what it is
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>>42410386
>>42410348
would you stop being mean to her? she didn’t even deserve me being mean to her, let alone the whole gen doing it
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I hate my mom
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>>42410380
>die old and happy
lol
lmao
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I'm so sad.
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being gynephilic is dysphoria fuel but none of you fags wanna admit it because you idolize het relationships
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>>42410441
i love my mom except she’s a chud who’d hate me if i wasn’t moided enough to avoid being an obvious tranny
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>>42410453
i don't even know what this schizophrenic word salad is supposed to mean. hope it works out for you tho.
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where's the moder who still makes his mom cut his hair? that was pretty funny
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>>42410444
John, 50 was a success story and I could use the same masturbation strategy
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>>42410471
>a success story
LOL
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Good morning. I've been playing resident evil 7 the past hour without saving and my cat stomped on my pcs power button and I lost all that progress.
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>>42410474
put the stupid creature in a pot of boiling oil tbdesu
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>>42410482
i'll bury you alive
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>>42410464
i miss haircutmoder
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>>42410482
please fuck off. Video games are a waste of time anyway and I'm not angry at all. I love my cat. Need to figure out if I want to shower and go visit my mom or clean up a bit.
>>
deprecatedmoder
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didn't haircutmoder post about finally asking for the style she wanted and then never post again? I hope they didn't fuck her shit up...
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>>42410482
do this but to yourself thanks
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not to alarm any of you but i am going to eat you and make a throne out of your bones
>>
Also ...
>go to sleep at 10pm and wake up at 11am
>go to sleep at 3am and wake up at 11am
how do I fix this
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>>42410531
not if I do it first
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>>42410542
alarm?
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>>42410542
go to sleep at 10am so you wake up at 4pm
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>>42410548
mogs me
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>>42410548
supermogs me
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>>42410555
I've tried that, and I either wake up and feel groggy all day or I slap it and go back to sleep
>>
zeroselfdisciplinemoder
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>>42410539
>>
deletemoder stop deleting
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what did she post?
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>>42410539
this feels so much like a lafpost
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>>42410739
she's posting about you
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>>42410739
the link is right there >>42410647
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animal rapists
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>>42410761
yes I also hate androphiles
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>>42410749
take me back...
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men are my favorite animal to rape
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>>42410749
help dear loofloof? culd?
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How do i access the archive
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>>42410754
which me?
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I think something happened that made me gayer but I don't know what
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>>42410801
britnona
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sorry about that. i’ll make you less gay
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>>42410797
here friend, take a look *bends over and pries asshole open with speculum*
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>>42410784
>>42410792
cud
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I almost threw myself in front of a truck just now
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glad u didnt :)
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Ugh
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>>42410821
lmao what would someone have to delete about britnona?
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>>42410914
you're awful
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she hates me
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she probably doesn’t
what makes you think she does?
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been awake for 24 hours :)
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been awake for 2.3 YEARS non stop moder posting
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the world if you all died
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Oops I ran out of pain killers half a month early
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>>42410994
ah, finally, a reason not to kill myself.
>>
I dont have the drive to improve my life anymore
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I hate my body
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>>42410994
nah just if i died. it would suck if (you) died
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>>42410975
goose morning
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>>42410994
thanks for the motivation to spite you
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>>42411027
duck afternoon
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truemoders are oppressed by the wider trans community
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>>42410939
she didnt even notice I blocked her
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>>42411048
True
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truemoders are men and still inherently benefit from male privelege
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>>42411053
False
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>>42411053
this is true
>>42411048
this is false
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>>42411053
i gotta get something for my trouble
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im so ugly im so gay im
So gay and ugly wo wow wow
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>>42411053
this is why I manmode
#winning
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https://voca.ro/1b0nWBWsqLAM
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>>42406798
we're accelerating to the exact opposite
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>>42411132
thanks, I loved the short burst at the end
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>>42411143
gotta make sure the tank is empty
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should I post brap
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i think that’s mostly a lia thing
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>>42411132
weak lil bitchboi stream
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braps are for cowards who can't commit, real niggas shit theyself
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I just saw my gay coworker's husband and holy shit dude gay men and cishet girls really just marry the most repulsive man they can find and still shit talk lesbians
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>>42411192
Literally
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>>42411171
pee stream bullying is crazy
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>>42411192
you sound shallow and unpleasant to be around
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>>42411192
this is true but married cishet girls at least have the decency to stay monogamous
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>>42411192
lesbians are consistently uglier than het women, and that's really saying something
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>>42411221
truth nuke
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>>42411237
brain-damaged
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>>42411237
pretty please go back to gaygen? for me?
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>>42411217
most people think I'm cute and unthreatening like a kitten thoughbeit
>>42411221
>stay monogamy to the aborted version of shriek
lol and they don't let's be fr
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>>42411221
transbians gonna hate this one
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you know whats interesting
gay guys tend to be better put together than het guys
i wonder whats up with that
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>>42411251
stay monogamous* sherk*
damn bitch
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idk about you but i’m looking extra moided today
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transbians will ignore the bait
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>>42411251
I'm not saying their male partners deserve it, just pointing out that it demonstrates higher moral scruples. but you seem to just hate heterosexuality moreso than you hate men, and to think I thought you were based...
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>>42411245
>>42411241
their bodies literally look like they're melting. their faces look like they did eat enough as children and couldn't develop properly.
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>>42411260
same reason guys in hs thought showering was "gay"
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>>42411276
why are you describing men?
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>>42411264
>sherk
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>>42411277
you might have gone to a different school than me desu we thought showering was straight
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straight sherkin my shet rn
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mmug
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>>42411273
mordern family organization ie heterosexuality is a system that only exists to oppress women though... I hate men, thus I hate heterosexuality and anything that perpetuates the idea of male supremacy
>>42411284
you're nazi
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>>42411322
>sherk
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transbians are heterosexual men
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>>42411322
>sherk
ok but you're based even though you called me a nazi and I hate heterosexuality and men as well
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>>42411260
same reason a lot of gay guys reject their identity and vote for trump
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crazy how gay men hate women and get mad when you don't hate them too. lesbianbashing is p common for fags because men nor cishet women will mind any misogynistic tirade against them
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what if we all got along and sang kumbaya
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you ever stretch yourself just to see how wide you can go?
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>>42411336
>>42411350
stop poking fun of my typo I'm going to cry
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>>42411357
what if we all got together and sang world is mine?
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>>42411366
sorry...
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abort all male babies
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>>42411322
nobody chooses to be heterosexual though, disparaging straight women for being straight is no different than regular ableism. they have an incurable condition and they deserve our sympathy, not to be treated like they're no better than the men who oppress us both
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzuuxp7dsxQ
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>>42411366
>sherk
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>>42411356
straight men hate women too, they just obviously have more reason to hide that fact
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>>42411388
they do a really really bad job of hiding it
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>>42411381
it’s kino
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>>42411396
an enormously bad job yeah, and yet somehow it still works sometimes!
>>
Worried about theory
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>>42406975
>qott: would you like to lose weight, gain weight, or maintain your current weight?
i'm not sure i like being a skinny twink but i'm attracted to chubby guys
i don't think i could ever really be fat but i probably want to gain some muscle as i get older
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going through the humiliation ritual of sending my pictures to a hairdresser to get paid to receive a haircut
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haircutmoder is that you??
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she fucking hates me
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>>42411458
no, i just also could use a haircut
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>>42411381
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>slept through the window to call my boyfriend
Holy fuck I wanna kill myself so fucking bad
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>>42411478
what
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>other moders have relationships
holy shit i have to kill myself
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>>42411480
she slept through the window to call her boyfriend
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>>42411470
this is cute, did you draw that?
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>>42411480
hes in Spain rn and doesn't have much time to talk to me outside of his work and i overslept and missed my chance to talk to him
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>>42411468
haircutmoder the sequel...
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straggots put up with the craziest shit lmao
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4qB5mrTdeI
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abolish doctors
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>>42411503
oh my gem...
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Hes working hard to give my dumbass a future and I miss him crazy style
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>>42411497
i don’t even get to choose like she does
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japanese = gem
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>>42411520
thing, japan
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>>42411519
oh lord they are going to annihilate your shit...
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it's weird when the nurse calls me and she's so nice and friendly and it's so alien compared to my normal interactions with healthcare people
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>>42411532
it’s okay, i think it’s only accepting 1 person. what are the odds i’m the one chosen?
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>>42411492
i did yes thanks
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i wish i could do backflips
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do it now
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i’ve tried more than once. i cannot
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when do i get to pass, askinf for a friend BTW
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>>42411598
just be rich
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what does level 7 blond mean?
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>>42411619
will being rich give me a pelvis
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>>42411627
probably
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>>42411625
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my hip dips are so bad scientists came over and laughed at me and put in a cage and zapped me and called me grand canyon
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>>42411646
that isnt blonde idgi
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>>42411688
idk lia. my hair is virgin at this point so it’s okay
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>>42411704
7 in that img is my hair color thats the only reason i reacted i think
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>>42411646
im like a 9 or 10 what does it mean u pay $25 n the hairdresser does whatever they want? what if the haircut sucks dick
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>>42411741
if i’m reading it right, the hairdresser pays me $25/hr for her to have free reign to potentially fuck up my hair. if she fucks my shit up too badly i guess i finally kms
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i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
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smoking doesn't kill btw it's all a lie
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phillips morris moder
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annoying my dog
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>>42411646
I'm lvl 4 are my vril levels fucked?
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>>42411762
i mean worst case scenario u get $75 if it takes at least 3 hours best case ur hair looks great n u also get at least $75
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hey coalnona?
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the nona who posts coal links, or the nona who calls it coal?
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>>42411888
the one who posts coal
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>>42411904
yes? what do you want to know?
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do you like uboa...
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never heard of it, sorry
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>>42411646
fucking hate my life as a level 5 dirtmoder
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>>42411828
ouppy thinks thats mean ૮ – ﻌ– ა
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ouppy what snacks do u like
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>>42411917
do u smoke cigs? and if so what kind
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kreteks >_<
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when ouppy gets too old to keep posting we will send her to live at a nice farm btw
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>>42411970
૮ ᴖﻌᴖ ა ouppy likes peanut butter and peperoni and cheese
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>>42411983
૮ ˃̶ ꇴ ˂̶ ა yaayyy ouppy so excited
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>>42411983
that sounds really nice :) will i still be allowed to visit her?
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huhhh based
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>>42411974
no. weed’s my only drug
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a pirate walks into a bar. the bartender asks him why he has a peg leg. the pirate regales the epic tale of fighting the spanish armada and getting his leg hit by a cannonball. the bartender then asks him about his hook hand, and the pirate tells him of the time his first mate tried a mutiny, and in the swasbuckling sword fight, he won, even if he lost his hand. then the bartender asks why the pirate has an eyepatch. the pirate shrinks away a little, and says a seagull pooped in his eye. the bartender asks if the eye got infected. the pirate says “nay…it was me first day with the hook”
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then a man at the bar says “peg leg, hook hand, eye patch, arm hose are common for pirates. i’m wondering why you’ve got a wheel in your pants? is it annoying?” and the pirate says “argh! it’s driving me nuts!”
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>>42412003
uuuh, well, y'know... they don't really have access to 4chan on those rural type farms...
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now tell a poop joke
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>>42412040
i mean, there was the seagull poop part
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>>42412060
not enough poop for me desu
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>>42412039
ohh :( well at least she'll have lots of room to frolic and play :)
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so there was once this poop, he pooped until he poop and like poop poop man
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>>42412072
WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAA
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Ouppy done pissed on my 1200 count silk sheets
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>>42412069
a pooprate walks into a bar. the pooptender asks him why he has a poop leg. the pirate regales the epic tale of fighting the spanish armada and getting his leg hit by a diarrheaball. the pooptender then asks him about his poop hand, and the pooprate tells him of the time his first mate tried a poopiny, and in the big brapping sword fight, he won, even if he lost his hand. then the bartender asks why the pirate has an eyepatch. the pirate shrinks away a little, and says a seagull pooped in his eye. the bartender asks if the eye got infected. the pirate says “nay…it was me first day with the hook”
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next: >>42412101
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>>42412092
i know im hilarious
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>>42412098
well maybe you stressed her out first, huh?
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fuck damnit i forgot to change the last pooprate and pooptender. i’m ruined!!
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>>42412116
that's okay, nona :) i liked your poop joke
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>>42412009
oh all right
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>>42412125
sorry to disappoint
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>>42412142
no i’m sorry for bothering you
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I've never been sorry for anything in my whole life
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im sorry for most everything
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>>42412235
i’m not bothered
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I think we can still make it to 1k posts if we believe hard enough
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i want an anvil dropped on my head
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>>42406975
hgngn god i wish i could gain 175lbs....
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>>42412611
me too!
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>>42412619
i have a funny little trick you can do
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>>42412651
What trick is that? :0



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