wigger Wednesday, metal wigga editionhttps://youtu.be/Hu_d6zkVKMU?si=3Z3Vq4Aec-h6rZIMQOTT: you fw slam/rapcore/nu-metal?prev >>42546001
no, i fuck with a different dogshit rock subgenre people don’t like
>>42553170do tell
>>42553170pigfuck?
>>42553185>>42553198i’m just coalposter, i like stupid pop punk and emo
>>42553206but... trainbritcoalbakingmoder we love you...
>>42553215doesn’t make my music taste good
https://voca.ro/1cMAaRM5pWvS
OP do you fw Boltcutter
waking up ina cold sweat and i cant tell if my anxiety is from eating too much, being faketrans reverse dyspgoric mef freak with struggling male ego that needs to reassert itself, or i really wish i was a woman and im bothered about being a tranny, or it doesn’t mean anything and it’s a random coincidence
I was just gassy
brappy trails, sister
>>42553622thank you. im watching the looney tunes hair raising hare right now. sage btw
>>42553666good suggestion, i always loved that short. i’m pretty sure my mom had a print of the manicure scene framed and on the wall crowing up
one day you should all get the experience of hooking up with a virgin, giving them one thrust, and then kicking them out. they'll feel totally robbed of a pivotal life experience but they'll also have a really strange virginity loss story to tell.
having sex with a virgin would honestly be disgusting. i want someone to get in there first, mix it up and stuff, like yogurt
vile
i wish i were a normal normalhon
>>42553893bitch don't you want the cream off the top of the undisturbed yogurt though? that's the best bite. my strategy gets the prime surface scoop AND mixes it up. but not even to a satisfying degree. it'll make you feel powerful and leave the bottom confused and wanting
any derpy white girls in here
no ewwww the yogurt has to be completely and thoroughly mixed and homogenized without any little clumps
>>42553949im an adult white male according to the census
damn. I'm a fucking pioneer up in here. I'm breaking through the yogurt frontier and I will be remembered as the first one who did it. YOU will be a footnote in the history of the exploration of that girl's ass
is anal supposed to feel like anything or was he just doing it wrong, like it felt nice emotionally but physically it was just having a dick in my ass
>>42553957yes but your soul is cute. i can see it. i can see that your soul is cute.
>>42553973it only works if it's a woman giving the dick sorry you had to find out this way
fuuuck
lol nona you’re so silly women don’t have penises!!
women should have huge fat cocks or tiny little useless ones and no in between
>>42553154when the metal throat sounds start i keep picturing an absolutely obese fatass' belly rumbling and laughing
based and correct
>>42553865I don't think that would be good for me
>>42554032I'm a slightlybelowaveragechud
>>42551818idk about u twin but personally i think id need every single bone in my face surgically altered to even have a chance of passing
>>42554130it would be if you were the top
>>42554154This for me too except also every other bone in my body, especially the face tho god I hate my dumb moid face
>>42554167yeah and that's not the side of the situation I would be on
>>42554174face is so easy to change though
>>42554183It’s rlly not, you need money for FFS and not everything can be changed >t. long midface and wide skull hon
i pass idk what ur all having problems with
>>42554197nah cmon bro just save up 15k are you a poorfag or something looooli fucking hate people that say just get ffs
buy a scratcher and work for your transition hon
the only thing im transitioning to with this face n body is from male to male corpse
fart fact: the average person farts 100-200 times a day
not me though I'm more like 300-400
i was just brapping bros how did you know
poorfags are so pathetic
hop on twocents
I wanna be rich ._.
ah, another excellent example of a poorfag being pathetic
you went from asking nicely to being very upset quite fast
poltards need to stay in containment
>>42553973>dick in ass feels like dick in assdude...could try some other positions to hit the prostate better
>>42553214just learn not to be sus
>>42553380>>>i read this in eminem voice
eminem needs to drop the woke act and start saying every slur
I need to stock up on whoremoans before the wars start I also need to get raw powder from the chinese
>>42553380Me every night, and morning, and day, and evening, and night again
>let myself get fucked bareback by some old grindr man>anus hurts
>>42555342Its just aids dont pay it no mind
>>42555364i wish it was honestly but very very unlikelyi would love to fuck like IV drug users instead of old boomers with ex-wives or whatever
Made eye contact with another manmoder on the train they keep looking at me
>>42555398how to spot a manmoder? i went to an lgbtq meetup once and some dude there asked my if i was a tran wyman
>>42555416They dressed like a baby tranny with the emo/goth boofy trousers. Drinking monster. Uncut hair that's just big curly unkempt. Yet the soft cheeks of someone taking hrt for a few months
>>42555426>just big curly unkemptliterally me>Yet the soft cheeks of someone taking hrt for a few monthshave been taking hrt for years and have a gross face still. wish i had soft cheeks
>>42555426that's a boymoder retard
>>42555396so why don't you?
Maybe its a boymoder then same shit this troon keeps looking at me
>>42555471tell him to fuck off or something and call him a tranny
>>42555470i live in a small villagei guess i could try to go to the cityhow to like ask for drug use and stuff on the gay apps without getting banned?>>42555471this happens to me with old meneither they want to fuck you, or murder you
anyone get really jealous of like even very unpassing, hon-like transwomen who are visibly trans? like it requires effort and dedication to be even "just" a hon. i'm just gross. i think gross men like me should die and only pretty or smart ones should live (in my mind, i know it is messed up).
idk not really ig
>>42555594yes>i think gross men like me should die and only pretty or smart ones should liveyes, but women too
is it gay to shut the kitchen drawers with your hips?
>>42554154>idk about you twini literally think i’m unsalvageable and i’m super scared of ending up a really uncanny perma-hon even in manmode.those things wrong w my face dfs doesn’t fix them ;-; i even got vffs and it kinda confirmed it’s over for memy body is equally cooked so i just sleep
i want to sleep too. just let me sleep
I want to hang myself
I honmog all of you fakemoders.
i can see ur nipple babe
>>42557007Men tend to have nipples, y'know?
>>42556983christian bale is a manmoder?
>>42553949i can get my derp on, don’t worry
>>42557016it’s his newest body altering role
>>42553154https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCrbErzHD0g
>>42556983horse woman..
>>42556983boymoder shaggy
this will never be me..
lol that's basically what i look like though. does anyone want to see? i'll post cowkini if someone wants to see
>>42557176YES POST
>>42557176built for rape
mcdoublemoder are you talking to yourself...
>>42557210no, but im happy someone else also has cowkini!!
>>42557119HARD
No I do not. I cry every day because I'll never be a woman
>>42557146you literally look like this
do you think there'd be any medical complications if i blew my dick and balls off with a shotgun?
>>42557146look at that pelvis bros, kmsing. Shouldve been me
>5 months voice training>not a single noticeable changeyea it's a meme nvm
i have raped and will continue to rape anyone that ever posts here.
>>42557402how is that even possible? are you voice training for 10 seconds a day?
>>42557426you haven't raped me
am i too ugly for you? i feel like a kid again wondering why nobody will molest me
>>4255743912 minutes twice a day. it's a meme
never voice trainfagcent or bust
i don't want to sound like a faggot though i want to sound like a woman
this bitch is wasting 24 minutes a day. that's an episode of anime. or jerking off 3-4 times, heh. i love jerking off. have any of you ever tried it? i feel like it's started to get more popular in recent years, like music (probably bc of ticktock). it's really easy too, i can teach you if you're confused or hold your hand if you're scared. just make sure its not the jerking hand! haha, you'll understand when you start ;)
who cares
that's awesome, nona
>>42557513>jerking off 3-4 timesanon...
i can cum 16 times per second
>>42557315i dont>>42557333aws kms encrypting myself rn
>weird lump on my left armpit and on my left breastsisters?
lmao babytran doesnt know about the lumps
nutting so hard i accidentally blow your head clean off
>>42557444
>>42557513hold my jerking hand and guide it
>>42557639you might be growing tits anon
please share your lumps with me
>>42557669estrogen does that? i’m suing my doctor
>>42557647>>42557669you fucking retards I'm over 5 years on hrt the lumps are on the side of my left tit on two on my armpit
>>42557692you are developing additional breasts under your armpits to feed all moders
>>42557692>she doesn't know about the secret third booblmao
>>42557692i think we need a visual
>teehee it's just your boobs anonterminally malebrained mfs
>>42557692look at diagram of breast glandular tissue and see if they're out of placeif you're feeling anxiety about it dont panic, go to the doctor and have them assess
i would have groomed every single one of you on amino fr
A doctor groping your boobs with a worried frown on his face>>>
let's hope it's cancer
>>42557720this feels unlikely to happen. we’re on mmg, i feel like most posters are more scared about revealing their boobs to a medical professional than the possibility of breast cancer
>>42557716it's called a joke nigga, i hope it fucking is cancer and it's inoperable
>>42557722you and everyone else who used amino as an adult
>>42557744the homies need to cool it just go to the doctor
>>42557759how about we all just play doctor with each other and die of preventable diseases?
>>42557773i'll sit this round out sry anon but i preciate the invite its nice to feel included
you can die from drinking onions sauce huh
i love how many people get onions’d in this board
>>42557176nona pls :(
yeah it's crazy desu senpai
>>42557836what's worse, 9/11, cowkinis don't exist or mcdouble get removed from the menu
worst one is that i dont have a boba tea in my hand rn
where were you yesterday?
>>42557847mcdoubles because without them there would be no me so cowkinis would be empty
i probably have breast cancer
Can I say the N word?
any black people here?
>>42557884I hope not
wake up it's claire saffitz wednesday
racism isnt funny MAN, our black moda sisters need extra support because theyre at risk of significant violence every dat
and im being deadass, can we bring back woke? i hate you kkkrakkkerSS
>>42557884i think there’s at least 2 black mmg posters
i'm at risk of significant violence every day because of how rage inducing my disgusting moid face is
i was hit in the face once, he was italian
i was italian once
my condolences
when blackmoders speak i sit my white ass down and listen
i'm nondescript muttwhite from a nondescript predominately white suburb and i was raised on chicken salad and macaroni salad and tuna salad
youre kidding but im genuinely curious how the intersection of anti-Black racism, particularly against men, and transmisogynoir effect a manmoder’s life. would it be different for a Black fakemoder? Idk
>>42557948I'm one of them. watch out for that
>>42558047this is punching above /mmg/s paygrade
what does moder pee smell like
>>42556855i feel like i look just feminine enough where most people assume im some kind of faggot but so masc i need multiple expensive n invasive surgeries to fix
>>42558121mine smells sweet
>>42558121my pee smells like red 40
diabetesmoder
>>42558121mine smells foul i need to drink more water
what's a moders favourite question to answer
the girl reading this
>>42558157how short is your penis is mine
she got sweet pee so i call her sweetpea
>>42558157favorite simpsons bits
what’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?i’ve never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth
brap ugh i hate being work busy its the worst
i also like being asked favourite simpsons bits
sneeds feed and seed
formerly chuck’s
>>42558157"can I pee in your mouth" is my favorite question to answer
>>42558277i don't get it, what's the joke?
>>42558294well notice how sneed rhymes with seed and feed?
>>42558307yes, and?
well imagine if instead of “feed” and “seed”, these words kept the same first letter but rhymes with chuck instead
>>42558307chucks seed and feed? what
>>42558334fchuck and schuck? that doesn't make any sense.
>>42558334this joke sucks ngl
>>42558346yeah you’re right. that matches the original “sneed’s fsneed and ssneed” perfectly
no more jokes
name one funny woman and i'll tell you she's not
>>42558366>still not explaining the jokeyou don't actually get it either and you're just pretending to so you can act smarter than me
How do you get to this point manmoders >>42558086
fakemoder
>>42558396you
>>42558399by lying
me tonguefuck you're ethnic grandma and she pay me five dollar hahaha because i am the penis man: milk maker of the central city
>>42558396i think ilana glazer and abbi jacobson are really funny. alison brie and amy sedaris too. same for jessica walter. i’m sure there’s others i’m forgetting too
30 Rock is funny asf and Tina Fey wrote that
>>42558468shes a snowbunny too, related?
>>42558468good shout!
>>42558399huh that sucks ig
here am i most disrespectful and manly guys right now am i right and you're gurl might blow
im gonna die because of breast cancer
>>42558453>>42558468she's not
>>42558529good.
>>42558531wow. you really convinced me
do any europeans want to play tf2 w/ me(i haven't voice trained)
>>42558529i had cancer once, early detection makes it pretty easy to deal with desu
i think anon is p funny, she's great
>>42558555im against the medical establishment
>>42558562okay well then youre going to want to take a razor blade and chop out the lumps asap
dying because i'm a granola aunt trapped in a man's body
>>42558545i didnt say i would convince you, learn to read
stevejobsmoder
>>42558468god I need to re-watch that whole thing
footjobsmoder
>>42558584black frasier was a jeopardy response like a week ago lol
steve jobs probably ate more vegetables in a week than some moders have in their entire lives
>>42558589hello??????
>>42558604i only eat vegetables
>>42558604it's me. i'm the no vegetables moder
yeah but steve jobs thought vegetables could cure cancer and he died so whos the real smart guy
i once dated a girl (male) who unironically didn't eat vegetables, cooking for her sucked cause it was always too many veggies for her, and she couldn't cook so it was always me cooking
>>42558648i'd shoot myself in the head
>>42558421Thats me and its not a lie
>>42558648>she couldn't cooki legitimately do not understand what people mean when they say thiswhat do you mean you can't cook? you can't cook anything? how is it possible?
>>42558625no I’M the no vegetables moder
my gf cooks me nice meals with lots of veggies but I corrupted her into eating more meat than just fish and cook for her sometimes too
>>42558675I assume they mean they’re bad at cooking and too lazy to practice and improve or try at all
>>42558657yeah but her dick game was unmatched >>42558675she once tried to make as hard boiled eggs and it took over an hour because she tried to bring the pot to a boil on low
https://youtu.be/oB78xlJfi04?si=MhYCHZM70nphema2
>>42558697ok that isn't she doesn't know how to cook that's she's retarded
imagine having the confidence to share songs that you like lmao fucking loser
>>42558675one time I met a woman who had a curse placed on her by her mother in law. basically the premise of the curse was that whenever she went to cook she'd get an inexplicable urge to put her open palms face down on the burners. that effectively prevented her from cooking without supervision
>>42558721sending you back to the drawing board with this one
>>42558697retards always sling insane cock
>>42558734yeah I kinda lost all interest halfway into the second word and phoned it in
>>42558715why do you hate me
now I know why you wanna hate me
>.<"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGPGtnQmm0U
you would post that
what’s that supposed to mean?
Is there a hotness/retard scale similar to hot/crazy?
>>42558874i’m in the “do not date” quadrant of this theoretical scale
>>42558874
>>42558920
who wants to play jerkie offies
i actually lost my penis a few nights ago so that's really insensitive of you
>>42558986:(
sorry about your penis. cranking out a 21 cum salute to the fallen
I can't get hard anymore
>>42559051that's ok bb i can get hard enough for both of us
>>42558909Because very hot but too retarded? Or ugly not retarded? Or ugly and retarded?
>>42559067this just sounds like you're gonna fuck me which circumvents the purpose of jerking off
>>42558128you have diabetes
>>42559067post unsee
>>42559026want us to help you find it?
Filling foreskin with pee and securing with a rubber band
>>42559128hrt shrunk it to like, 3 inches, so not much of a loss anyways
>>42559077the last. hot & stupid is probably labeled some shit like “good for a one night stand”. smart and not hot is probably like “can settle for”
>>42559138ahh the old goyish water balloon
i found my evangelion shirt
if you do the rubber band trick you can pee out all your pee at the same time in a shotgun blast. then you can experience what it's like to pee as me
Whatever happened with manmoders who used to be in mmg discord few years back?
>>42559190hopefully died
4chan discords are beyond retarded
>>42559190living their tranny lives the whole manmoding thing gets embarrassing after 2 years on hrt
>>42559190discord is gay
how does one find friends
should i eat poop or shit
i think i will choose killing myself
youtube pushing motorbike videos on me it knows i used to fantasise about dying on one when i was youngeri kinda wanna get a bike
>>42559265doodoo
>>42559270relatable! hehe
>>42559231>the whole manmoding thing gets embarrassing after 2 years on hrt:embarrassed:
>>42559180yay! i’m so glad, that shirt is awesome. where was it?
im bored and haven't been paid yet which means it's time to do 4 shots of walmart tequila
I should shave my head
what would you do if you came across a manmoder who was bleeding profusely, was hyperventilating, was cool and clammy to the touch, and was just generally going into shock after being shot?
>>42559409call 911 and be there for her as we wait for the ambulance
>>42559409xabcde, obviously
>>42559409Would tell him to put in the effert on move on with my day.
>>42559409gently hold her hand so she doesn't die alone ig
raping me
sprint away because there's someone around shooting people
>>42559425wait they got a d and an e now?
>>42559441there’s even more letters in the alphabet than those. l. g. w. q. it’s crazy
its time to be a latina the only way i know how
>>42559559hat th fuck ar those??
>tfw you realise you're just another bpdemon tranny
>>42559323underneath a pile of clothes thats been sat in the corner of my room for like a month
sippin on a big bottle of hand sanitizer
3 shots in and idec that im cringe and gay
you're in a thread filled with cringe gay losers
it’s true. even i’m one
bitch drink the apple
hey apple!
>>42559797https://voca.ro/1kbNo1xdq5EU
>>42559441yea, disability and environment exposure
>>42559714Jeez Britnona clean ur room
>>42559834https://voca.ro/1ltS5WTlmf8Z
>>42559851https://voca.ro/1n4IRbGPqXcB
>>42559865I’m a fake fan…
>>42559851its cleaner now than it was i can see the carpet now>>42559834tumblrmoder was that u who posted about their bf breaking up with them or another nona who posts with cats as the image
>>42559879do i have multiple fans? i knew the girl who lost her eva shirt was a fan and kinda assumed she was alone in that lol
>>42559854https://voca.ro/1mz2ARLvspbn>>42559895https://voca.ro/1fwUYxTUZLUg
>>42559917ok tumblrmoder i just wanted to check i never doubted that ur love was pure n strong :)
>>42559941u better bet ur bottom buck bitch hes PERFECT and we'te gonna FUCK in CHICAHO
>>42559952woah the windy city are u gonna get a deep dish pizza pie or will u be too busy plapping
>>42559917https://voca.ro/1iLWkrqDpCIb
didnt he try distract everyone by getting off cocaine then making a big special about it idk why u would quit cocaine i think its great
>>42559952Is there something up with boys from Chicago that makes them wanna fuck moders because I also have a guy I’m flirting with from there who wants to fuck me?
there's no such thing as cocaine addiction, if you wanna show mfers you're tough try coming off benzos
>>42559990https://voca.ro/16kFkkjJWU56
>>42559967https://voca.ro/1ifprwVpAD1I>>42559970https://voca.ro/1l3UOC3UJHs3>>42559994hes from Michigan actually we r just going for g-fest
im pretty sure u cant get addicted to the substance like heroin but u can definitely get addicted to how great it makes u feel
>>42560023(Played by legendary. Haracter actor Harry Dean Stantokhttps://voca.ro/1ocKpuWl3TWL
>>42560014yah ive seen the special the bit where he tries stealing money from himself for drugs by buying a rolex then immediately trying to pawn it was funny
hey, all the moders that dont listen to the vocaroos are going bowling tonight. getting a couple of pitchers, need more pitchers honestly, most in attendance are catchers haha. ok sorry that was gross see ya there i'll be normal
>>42560009https://voca.ro/1b29CRDH8c0u>>42560015https://voca.ro/125el3xqzzCA
>>42560057You should listen tumblrmoder is shitfaced it's funny
>>42560057can i sit on the end of the couch and not say anything the whole night
>>42560057ah man, i wish i could join moder bowling
>>42560015Nah that’s so real actually, every cis male friend I’m out to has sexually harassed me so idk what’s up with that too
>>42560092>couchwhat kind of awesomely comfy alley are you bowling at?
>>42559231I'm 5 years
>>42560061https://voca.ro/191B1jWkROmG>>42560101duuuuude it's like we're fat botches everyone just assumes we like it
I hate men
>>42560101i’m out to 3 cis dude friends, only one of them has done anything and he waned me beforehand. i guess i’m lucky, obviously it’s a really common experience for women, cis and trans, to have the men they’re friends with be weird towards them
>>42560061taking a kpin occasionally isn't addiction, i'm talkin real bartard shit, i'm talking crashing cars and waking up in houses you've never seen before type shit
>>42560110i've only been to the one near me but it had couches with a table in between them for every alley..
>>42560114https://voca.ro/1RksEDdBOjDU
>>42560148i’ve only been to a few myself, but every bowling alley i’ve been to has just hard plastic seats attached to each other to be a sort of bench
>>42559231i manmode all the time homie theres nothin funny about itchad lyfe
>>42560185you do not. we’ve all seen the pictures you post
>>42560160https://voca.ro/13iInWS4AOnh
>one of the few people to knoweveryone knows trainmoder is britnona.....
>>42560141Yeah it just fucking sucks honestly. Like is it really so much to ask not jerk off to me unprompted when we’re in a voice call? Like I get that we had a bit of a flirty relationship but still I feel like that’s a step above that you ask for first
>>42560220>”post your own shoes and pants on a train to prove you’re not trainmoder”>i do>”you’re trainmoder”so what was the point of that?
>>42560225jesus christ i never stop being appalled by the way men treat women. the worst part is i’ve heard similar tales since like, middle school
>>42560237not convincing enough
suicidal today
oh guck I'm really drunk
>>42560261okay what do i need to do to convince you then?
gooning to my wifes feet
>>42560185you're a fucking assholego away
>>42560286drunkblrmoder
>>42560257Yeah I cannot imagine being a kid and having to deal with that shit it must be fucking awful. Some of the shit my friends say happened to them makes me so angry
so i've swapped over to nixos + niripretty cool i like it
>>42560319This is how you know iv been off work for too many days
back to the custodial mines
cleanup on aisle tumblrmoder
are the so called lesbian manmoders only interested in real women or non passing troons are also fair game
i could never impose myself on a woman troon or otherwise
>>42560369this seems like a weird pair of groups to like. does this come from not believing bepenis’d individuals should look like women?
transbian will fuck anything that uses she/her
my grilled cheese uses she/her
filling your grilled cheese with a dribble of cum
BOOMING "IT'S SHE/HER" while rocking a week of stubble and dressed like a coalminer
>>42560367https://voca.ro/1l1PlOzDfdYl
my mom never text either, she only send voice messages I'll never listen to
>>42560436wait is your bf long distance? this whole time i thought you lived together
>>42560436even tho i think a man n a woman lying together is a sin i hope he lifts u off ur feet n spins u around when he sees u nona
>>42560475https://voca.ro/19ue37ZEOLNL>>42560491WEVE TALKED ABOUT THIS YAAAAS I'm gonna glimpse him at the skyport
>>42560491
>>42560525*glomp I'm sure I'll morethan glimpse
>>42560525>tumblrmoder is a military wife does he have a camaro with an absurd loan yet?
>straight>dating a member of the us militarytumblrmoder bros...
>>42560541NO actually it's my job to save for a car cuz hrs moving to my state so I'm gonna try to get a 2000s mercury
holy fuck this is vomit inducing lol
>>42560550dw I make fun of him for working for the israel mercenary group known as the US military constantly he just joined to escape the ghetto
tumblrmoder staring wistfully out onto the great lakes wondering when the sea will return her husband
oh it's fine because she makes fun of him
ok sure but theyre from cali so like does it even count rly
they hate me just because my boyfriend is in the IDF
>>42560582TRYUUEEE im wistfulmaxxing I write poetry about this shit
they love me because my gf works for hamas
fucked up to hate someone just for being part of one of the most powerful terrorist organizations in the world guys. come on, have some heart!
my wife is smard and nerds about tech stuff like neovim and linux stuff
>>42560606yeah true, hamas makes me sick too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyYR1DxKKJ4
transbian seethe is reaching critical levels
>>42560613shalom
>>42560550>>42560541ewwwww why are pickmes like this? fucking disgusting
the fact israel still exists is a stain on humanity i cant lie
>>42560622and peace to you too :)
omg babe hehe that was so mean of you to blow up that boat full of pregnant women and venezuelan childrenget home from the navy soon xoxo ^_^
>>42560630like what?
>sober up>realize I'm not a real woman again>don't have money to buy more alcohol to drown out these thoughts
>>42560643being involved with the evilist bootlicker shit imaginable
is this the part where the crowd rips me apart cuz tequila made me chatty
>>42560649you evaded it for so long
>>42560648then shouldn’t you be replying to tumblrmoder, not the people ribbing her for dating a military man?
>>42560615i love joyce manor
>>42560669but I don't listen to vocaroos, and I'm responding to the information as it is presented... r u dum?
>>42560662it's been fun ig ;-;but modertv has been over for awhile so I'm dead weight atp
>>42560649dont worry tumblrmoder i still like u :)
>>42553198best music genre. saw brainbombs recently, bassist brought me backstage and i was autistically fangirling over the band to them, greatest night ever
>>42560649you fucking suck lol
dw tumblrmoder rember anon is just one person who types really really fast
>>42560662when the revolution comes and i have to kill tumblrmoder’s bf who she loves very much
how di dyou meet your bf tubmlr moder the haters are just seething weirdos
tumblrmoder as your lawyer i advise you not to speak on this
>>42560649Nah ur still the best poster here don’t let anyone here tell u otherwise
imagine if tumblrmoder was actually dating an ice agent lol
straight people once again confirmed to be bottom-feeders for the fifty thousandth year in a row
>>42560687hows the nixos lialia
>>42560687see >>42560316
>>42560734>no you can’t date someone who loves you you have to join our communist polycule where we’re awful in other ways
at the urinal in a crowded public bathroom, dick in hand, shouting PEE, PEE DAMNIT COME ON PEE
>>42560757>just ignore him working at the evil factory, he’s nice to me
>>42560757who hurt you
>>42560743it's pretty but im finding some rough edges atm, smoother experience than my last dual boot tho and games seem to work nicei think that was endeavor i3, which now that i think about i also remember proselytizing about to gingersoph>lialia:) hullo frem hru?>>42560750i saw anon! i see all of your posts dont worry
nonas have u seen the fallout show i just finished it i thought it was good :)
>>42560757pathetic
>>42560760i haven’t used a urinal in years
>>42560757that is not what I said nor what I meant, but nice try
>>42560820no, is it goop or fresh blueberry pancakes
okr umhmm this place is self destruction but it's fine ill go I get itum uust try to rember aa dunny thing I said once now and then okay?? bye bye nonas
some would say goop but i think fresh pancakes i like kyle mclachlan in it n ella purnell is cute
>>42560862bye tumblrmoder ill miss u :(
i need more than girl cute...
fuck off lmao
ok well i think it adds nicely onto the fallout lore if u separate the chud moid gamer part of ur brain like i had to do the acting is great n the set n prop design is also i can tell they put a lot of effort in my only real critique is that they couldve used more than 8 episodes a season it gets really cramped in season 2
>>42560862nooooo :(
my bf kinda looks like me is that bad
>>42560862fuck you and fuck your boyfriend who's willingly participating in the US war machine
Wigger
>>42560911okay that's better i went from 0% chance of watching to 35%
>>42560934well it is wednesday…
>>42560862Pretty please don’t tumblrmoder ur the only funny person in this thread
>>42560815hows proton layer? considering swapping but dont want my games to break
don't listen to the asexual
5 months until tumblrmoder’s bf comes back from war
tfw ordering pubsub for din yum
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
>>42561003have you considered dating someone from the navy
These threads just got a little worse
i want to girlmode
>>42561022navy manmoder
>>42561022i like long hair + im 500+ miles from the nearest coast
Moder
>>42560989i launched poe2 and sea of thieves and they seemed to work goodframe rates seemed normal i thinkbut its only been installed for like 24 hrs so im sure i'll run into some pain in the ass soon
my gf kinda looks like my mom is that bad
>>42561028on the bright side, without my vocaroo buddy, i’m probably not making any more vocaroos myself
>>42561074cut out the middleman and fuck your mom
my gf is your mom haha
>>42561074would you prefer she look like your dad
>>42561074cum in your mom
>>42561074https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuJlX6f9MyU
>>42561087use ur vocamoder discord channel to get her back who else am i supposed to be parasocial with
punchy punchy ouppy
you should have sex with your mother. your real, blood-related mother.
>>42561131This. Dont let them take tumblrmoder from me
>>42561131i’ve done all i can. i said “nooooooooooo”i’m all out of ideas now
why do chuds dislike California
why do u guys care if someone posts 50 vocaroo links a day or doesn't? hop off her dick lel
>>42561172because they listen to the links and like them? are you stupid or something?
>>42561188damn cuz don't get mad at me jeesh
>>42561166it’s one of the blue-est states in the country, and the most populous one
the sting of a fat cock sliding in for the first time
>>42561206Isn't like 60% of the state rural Republican
>>42561200what was hard to understand?
>>42561150use ur british voice nona i believe in u
>>42561225wot? do only half of them vote then? wdym
>>42561225yeah but those areas are also empty. they think of the cities like la and sf and such (you know, where the people are)
>>42561227I have no dog in this fight amigo! look I ain't stopping you from clicking the links. let's go through the archive and reminisce sometime. you could tell me stories of the good old days and we could have some beers
>>42561237I think only like 60% if the entire country votes
>>42561225the red areas in california are populated by like 15 hillbillies with permanent sunstroke
>>42561131>>42561228i’ve done all i can
>>42561296I'm looking at charts near Fresno and far north and that's absolutely not true
>>42561315holy fuck this is pathetic lmao
>>42561330my bad
>>42561315Did you tell her you shared her dms? That's s little fucked up, britnona.
>>42561315you're too invested in this
>>42561372well yeah, i’m pathetic
>we will miss youoh i didnt know that!
>>42561315i will never again be ashamed of how much i use this website because the rest of you are even worse
whoa whaoidk if i like the use of the word 'beg' here
>>42561431oh yeah it’s genuinely bad for me
daily reminder that discords are the retards who get exiled from thread
Didn't know we get to just share private correspondence on here. I got some shit to share about the Clintons
So how common is it actually to have a crush on Jeffrey Dahmer and to think men look cute when they're hurting? Too strange.
>>42561488please do
damn i should start using my friends' discord dms as 4chan posts too
>>42561488it's a well-established precedent
>>42561497Hillary was a pooner in college
>>42561315>your bf is garbage for being apart of the us killing machine>nooo i can't take this goodbye
>>42561521Would you want her to stay? For what?
>>42561514that’s pretty cool. imagine hillary the seahorse dad
>>42561521this is literally itand then the dickriders going "nah it's ok because she's funny, you guys are just seething"
>>42561521sad
>>42561521what reaction are you expecting/hoping for then?
Tripfags are such cancer
>>42561528nta but that's not what she meant
God you're such a new nigga
>>42561559yeah that’s why i filtered sardas
god you're such a poo shitta
man, i haven’t showered since last year, amirite ladies?
would you date a manmoder who eats poop and washes it down with an ice cold glass of pee?
>>42561556i have no dog in this fight, i just think it's funny she folded instantlyidk how you can move around online tranny circles with a boyfriend in the fucking us army lmao
>>42561609Clearly she doesn't
>>42561609tumblrmoder bf
>>42561476maiq??
I wonder what the percentage of moders who actually have been in love is
>>42561640i think i was in love with both of my exes, but sometimes i doubt that because i feel like i haven’t been affected enough for it to truly be love
>>42561640i have, twice
>>42561640do u mean have i had a crush on someone then yeah have i ever loved someone n been loved back then no
>>42561623post precum pearls
>>42561640I'm doing it right now so mark me down
>>42561682alright moders, post your precum
dont make me break out the attention whoring shoes baka
>>42561640twicee, both unrequited. i think it's why im a tranny. because one of them i had a crush on from kindergarten through high school
>>42561757If they didn't love you back it isn't love
constructing a poop figure and instilling her with the gift of life to become my little poop golem wife
i like it when my gf sucks my dick idc if its moidbrained
>>42561773really? that sucks i guess i have only been in limerence then
>>42561817i don’t like it when i don’t have a gf
dubs and i slam test cypionate
phew, saved by a matter of seconds
which namefag is going down next
kind of running low on relevant namefags
>>42561879there are no "relevant" namefags
woke up feeling like, feeling like i shit myselfi hear voices, i hear voices when i'm by myself
i hate the haters. idgaf that tumblrmoders bf is bringing freedom to whatever 3rd world shithole that abuses women, fags, and trannies. he is personally destabilizing a fundie ass government and instilling a principled neolib who lives and dies by the market and he is a hero for it. you college commies don't know how good you have it because you are insulated from your retarded whims and desires. if you got what you wanted you would be hung within a week for being bourgeois since hrt would be deemed anti-revolutionary.
weak bait
>>42561994would be masterful b8 if it was believable
I don't care that tumblrmoder's boyfriend is saving her from a life of poverty and prostitution she should still die
and everyone knows dating a soldier is the only way to be "saved"
she just wants to be a dodge charger passenger princess leave her alone
brap
men in uniform are hot who cares, ice agents are cringe tho cause theyre all fatlatinos but if they were hot and respectable like fire fighters or jet pilots or something then they would be dateable
The valley girl x chud military boyfriend pair works a lot actually
idk nonas i just doubt that a guy who joined the navy to not starve in chicago is personally responsible for the zog pedophile billionaire oligarchy
>>42562164Actually that makes his girlfriend personally responsible for babies being skewered on bayonets
they dont have bayonets in the navy nona
everyone is personally responsible for everything except for people who:>don't have a job>don't live in a legal residence>don't buy food from stores>don't use electricity>don't talk to other human beings>don't use money of any kind
>>42562164nah yeah you're right joining the military is always the only option if you're facing poverty
>>42562236Have you ever not been a massively vindictive bitch
i wonder if we could debate whether recruitment practices are predatory
oh they absolutely are
>>42562242what's the matter?
whats the natter??
I hate tumblrmoder simply for the fact that she loves someone who loves her back
>preying on physically fit 18 year old boysoouughh don't mind if i do
being in the military is less harmful to minority populations than hanging out on /tttt/ discuss.
>>42562327TRVKE
she's native american right so basically she got colonized
>>42562257they make me do stuff in exchange for money for foodpretty predatory desu
>>42560862wow now who will spam vocaroos for their two simps
iconic
>>42562140getting a jet pilot bf is about as rare as finding a t4t wife who you can die old with
i’m gonna grow old with one of you manmoders
sometimes i wonder how you people can be so insufferable and then i remember 99% of you are gentiles
nuh uh im tuff
my bf works at the kill all trannies factory but he's a nice guy
got fired from the dick sucking factory because i wasn't meeting my load quota :(
getting onboarded at the surveillance and oppression factory
got fired from the dick sucking factory because i used too much teeth :(
i work at palantir in twink acquisition
why were we born just to suffer
got hired at the wife factory for meeting my dick sucking quota
palantir always makes me think of the foot warts
i work at Palantir in twink disposal
does palantir list you as a spitter or swallower fellow moders
palantir is going to feed me feet first into a mulcher and turn me into protein bars that is how useless i am
they dont know those kinds of details about me im very thecretive
you must he a very conscious drunk
onions green is people!!!
green onions isn't people they're alliums silly
good fitchin out here
spinstermaxxing
im a poor non passing trans woman with a drinking problem
there should be more hot fit guys kissing in mainstream tv and film
jerking off with tear stains on my face
there should be less men
waking up from 1000 years of cryogenic stasis and asking if they've invented weed that doesn't make you anxious yet
waaaay less
>>42562983try flower/tincture
next: >>42562987
>>42562990>floweryou mean regular weed? what'ya think i've been smoking? they didn't even have anything else when i started
>>42563003i meant like vape
damnit, i wanted to make one of the wednesday threads
bump
>>42563032sorry nona what were you going to make your theme?
>>42563077white girl wednesday
>>42563156classic, sorry nona
