hump day editionqott: how is your week going?prev: >>42553154
i'm on the point of posting my face in passgen for ropefuel. so, not great, i think
posting cisgirls in passgen to get no pass
ffs consult tomorrow
>>42563115:DDDD
>>42563115nice!!!
>>42563115grats anon gl dont be scare its easy peasy
>>42563115i hope you die and go to HELL, FOREVER
got a fat ps2 and an xbox 360 s for bucks each
how many bucks?
>>425631935
dyking out with the homies
muppets time!!
i'm gonna go scream and rave at strangers outside the library, anyone wanna come with?
>>42563115kys
>>42563262absolutely
>>42563262nah im chasing chickums
help, the clinic I'm going to is doing a deal where you can get cheap laser for legs+brazillian... how do I work up the courage to order that, they're all women and I don't want to make them uncomfortable working on a man body...has anyone here got laser on their legs? do you just... take your pants off??? how does it work???I hate my life T^T
>>42563445they give you a length of rope to wrap your genitals in
im not super ugly, maybe. my back and pelvis are both unfortunate however. though that only matters if im a woman which i am definitely not
>>42563445personally i take my pants off by default, even if i'm getting face done
>>42563452... huh?>>42563463sicko!!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gCTXWwLggrc
feeeed me seymour
>>42563115glhf!! <33
new muppets was great! here’s to hoping it’s not just a one off special
>>42563452surely it would be string for nona not rope
gods im so ugly
>>42562987
they always say smoking and drinking every day will kill you but has anyone ever proven that?
>>42563654i knew a guy who died of cirrhosis at 32but he was on a crazy intense alcoholism arc for like 15 straight years
>>42563606>.04lia what are you thoughts on the exiling of tumblrmoder
>>42563670real shame what they did to her
lia lia lia lia lia lia lia lia lia lia lia lia liahow do i fix this aching in my butt
>>42563692w-whoa so manyhave you tried sittin on somethin?
it's because you didn't beg her to come back
>>42563699>sitting on somethinglike what
lia are you a neoliberal or a commiecuck?
>>42563606God I'm gonna miss that hussy
hoping mr. moder is next!
i miss that little valley girl like you wouldn’t believe
we can't have nice things can we
>>42563706i got sumfin 4 (:k>>42563701begging is for bottoms>>42563727i think mostly keynesian but also as a laborcuck imma snatch up all that surplus value i can ykwis>>42563732nobody ever leaves fren>>42563761modertv will return this is just an exciting cliffhanger
i do think a modertv return in a few weeks would be extremely funnybut it seems she's even more sensitive than britnona
>>42563814With tumblrmoder gone we have to count on britnona to do modertv
>>42563829yeah wtf, my sensitivity was my thing! she even sensitivitymogged me
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
>>42563835so much pressure…
>you and your boyfriend are disgusting inhuman monsters >ok I'll go>wow, sensitive much?
cant have shit in mmg
for the record i just thought that about her boyfriend :D
where was the lie tho
I want season 2 of moder tv on my desk by yesterday
>>42563929it’s gonna be a multi year wait like severance season 2 or stranger things season 5
have faith moderssame time same station
>>42563947I don't expect to be alive for that long so if we could hurry it up please
I thought about posting my mouth but i hadnt shaved
>>42563977same but my balls
>miss a few threads>ANOTHER character poster got two mean replies and left foreverwe need to start a counter or something lmao
she's drunk let her sleep it off and come back later
no one ever really leaves
>>42563923insulting a straggot's boyfriend hurts worse than insulting them directly, please understand
seems like the key to not getting run out of town is to not talk about dating. princessmoder said she would rather date cis girls and tumblrmoder said her bf is in the navy
the trick is to rember that anon is just one personwho types rly fast
>>42564057technically even cismoid kinda falls into this rule, a lot of his posts were about never getting a girlfriend
i have 2 or 3 girlfriends and a boyfriend in the IDF
The key to being a successful namefag is to not feel any sort of love or attraction whatsoever beyond the abstractly feminine, moreso as a distant concept than anything concrete
the key is just being able to take itif you post in a way that people give you a name you'll eventually have people that hate you for any reason
>>42564081yeah but he was hated from the start, princessmoder and tumblrmoder were largely beloved for most of their mmg tenure
>>42564110I'd argue tumblrmoder still is beyond like two anons doing their shtick
ty for the advice but as a trip i am universally appreciated
>>42564106true, i just post through it endlessly
>>42564110that's true, he's obviously an exception for that reason. still, it's quite funny this exact situation has happened to two different characters now
>>42564120i don't particularly like you.
>>42564118i don’t think there were that many princessmoder haters either honestly, it seemed like only a few people really turned on her hard
dating is for losers anyway
>>42564129wait what ; -;
>>42564137dating’s cool, but i don’t think i’m really in a position to date for the time being
>>42564138sorry nothin against ya just don't like ya
>>42564118>>42564134this is exactly it and it's really quite funny to me. they were both the most fawned over characters in their time but they both up and left the second at most two anons got a little rude
i guess i’ll just return to my place as this thread’s people’s princess
>>42564156how could i win you over anon i can't take it
>>42564167princess would never say "I", way to fuck up the job on day one. try filling in as our new vocaroo poster instead
>in their timebitch it's been like a month
>>42564120you're like if the schizophrenic homeless man i always see downtown that's screaming nonsense was a woman
>>42564186lol okay yes obviously, but technically those are still different eras! princess stopped posting a good few weeks (years in mmg time) before the first tumblrmoder post, that's what I mean to say
>>42564186Thread time, anon. It's accelerated here.
>>42564183i’m not calling myself princessmoder, i’m calling myself the people’s princess
pp for short
exactly! i’m the pp
oh thank god a new character to rape, i hope it isnt the same person i've raped 5 times already
>>42564208is the difference between a regular princess and the people's princess that you're willing to have t4t sex with the people in question?
The only people's princess is the kind the people put under the ground
>>42564231there’s a new character?
>>42564245revolutionarymoder... finally, a character to bring us into a new, better era
i’m fully behind revolutionarymoder
>>42564201what!!
it's all fun and games until revolutionarymoder becomes autocracymoder and we're all sent to the construction camps
any "revolution" that seeks anything short of the complete abolition of all government is reactionary
>>42564288You're on the wall first, missy. But for now you'll be great at the struggle sessions
the proof god hates us is that it takes a tiny bit of negativity to make the well liked posters leave meanwhile trips can never take the hint that they're truly not wanted
i’m already growing fonder of revoltionarymoder
>>42564294*shoots you*now what?
no cutesy typing quirk, no "haha I'm totally a manmoder I just flawlessly voice pass", just pure revolutionary spirit...
>>42564301at least i stuck around, eh nona?
trainmoder there's a character power vacuum, quickly, make a new persona
>>42564301Trips feed on contempt. Tripless namefags aren't adapted to that environment.
oh oh I know! pretend to be french this time!
>>42564315i think i did without intending to by calling myself the people’s princess. that wasn’t supposed to be a new, separate character
>>42564311you did! unironically props to you, britnona :) I actually was just thinking that we kind of owe you an apology for saying YOU'RE the oversensitive character here lol
I like to think princessmoder was french, both because of the french revolutionary parallels and because that would be hot
>>42564322sacre bleu!
oui oiu bagett
i think they have the same level of sensitivity it's just that trainmoder is a giga attentionwhore and needs this thread
>>42564337yes YOU get it
>>42564337french people use rocks as deodorant and speak like they’re choking on dog toys, they’re not hot
it's real nigger hours
>french accents are hotthey are not
>>42564319>tripless namefags aren't adapted to that environmentthat's a pretty good observation now that you mention it, yeah. if you're not as hideously 4chan addicted as a tripfag, I can understand why it might be a little surprising and upsetting when people suddenly don't like you anymore
>>42564359french men sure but I will not stand for french lady accent slander, buddy
>>42564369oh god, does that make me “as hideously 4chan addicted as a tripfag”?
at least you have the sense to not trip, lia would almost be tolerable if she turned hers off
>>42564380no because a tripfag wouldn't have the self awareness to ask this question
>>42564380look at you
>>42564369tumblrmoder was always a newfag. It's for the best she steps out of the spotlight before she gets actually hurt by the shit people can say out here.
>>42564388i think using a trip would just be embarrassing. i post too much…
>>42564401is that true? I always had a feeling admittedly, so that does make sense
>>42564406this is what I've never got about trips! being too chronically online is one thing, but why would you further embarrass yourself by removing 4chan's anonymity? you can physically count the amount of posts a tripfag makes per day, that sounds mortifying
should i go out and sit on my roof?
no its cold
>>42564423was that your roof from a few weeks ago?
what are you, some sort of fiddler?
>>42564423you should go out and shit on your roof
>>42564427i don’t remember seeing anyone post their roof recently tbdesu
i swear someone posted from a roof semi recently...
roofschizomoder
maybe it was someone i filtered. maybe i just missed it. maybe you’re crazy. who knows?
i'll go with i'm crazy
>>42564401the problem with all these sensitive ex-characters is you can tell they have real life friends who actually like and support them. we need more unloved truemoder characters who can take a beating
officially not sitting on my roof. i forgot that obviously there’s a big layer of snow-turned-ice on it lol
We lost a real one today girlies. Join me in the 21 cum salute.
I really did think that tumblrmoder would only leave after someone inevitably did a cum tribute to her voice tbdesu
>>42564497How the fuck do you cum trib a voice? Do you bust a load on a waveform or something?
i knew this was inevitable because she dropped that she was straight on like, the 2nd day she was here
>>42564504I just figured you'd cum on the monitor that's displaying the vocaroo as it plays, idk not a cum tribute expert
>>42564513I'm surprised she lasted as long as she did after that dropped too, yeah
cum tribute to tumblrmoders stick figure drawing
>>42564513Massive newfag blunder she could have said she was bi and coasted along as an agphon in the eyes of the public
when are these dumb broads gonna learn you're only allowed to be t4t transbian in moder territory?
>>42564479hey! i have real life friends who love me! i’m just broken
>>42564525it’s not even related to the fact she’s dating a man, i’m sure the response would’ve been about equal if she had a military gf. i think the anti-straight discrimination here is greatly exaggerated
>>42564529all princessmoder had to do was say she had no preference too, it's tragic when newfags don't know any better
>>42564552>i think the anti-straight discrimination here is greatly exaggeratedyeah it's literally one guy lol
>>42564552personally I would have said "that's hot as fuck" if it was a military gf, but I suppose I can't speak for everyone
>>42564569none of us are guys! except the chasers who hang around sometimes
>>42564569it's me too
>it's hot when it's a girl doing imperialismhas to be bait
>>42564571we are all simultaneously men and women. Schrodinger's gender, if you will
>>42564544that's true I forgot your epic edibles story, shit maybe it really is just down to if you're a passoid or not
>>42564577you find it hard to believe that people are attracted to military women? are you like, new to the internet entirely?
>>42564577i’m thinking either bait or she wasn’t calling her boyfriend imperialist anyway
>>42564597we technically don’t know what either of them look like. tumblrmoder’s stick figure is cute and she called herself cute, plus she’s obviously got a passing voice, but we don’t really know what princessmoder looked like. iirc all she told us about her appearance was that she’s a little chubby or something
>>42564622Tumblrmoder is a confirmed lankhon
>>42564607I wasn't one of the people accusing him of that in the first place, no. but I also would not be surprised if even the nonas who were would let it slide for a lesbian
i cry almost every time i look in the murror kek
>murror
>>42564622that's true, it really is just vibes admittedly. I was mostly referring to tumblrmoder's voice when I said that, it's entirely possible she was being honest when she said she otherwise didn't pass. as for princessmoder, we'll probably never know, but at the very least she doesn't have the attitude of a 6'6 truemoder
>look in mirror and think i look kind of cute>take selfie>picture of a hideous ugly moid that should ropewhat causes this
i miss princessmoder and i wasn’t even one of her simps. she was just a fun character, i liked pushing her buttons
>>42564664ironically I think said simps were the only ones who ever stopped liking her, for obvious reasons. big loss for the neutral princess enjoyers, I hope she's just taking a break or something
>>42564661I've heard that selfies can often be misleading because of how the tiny phone camera lens distorts proportions, but it's also possible that you just happen to be a hideous ugly moid that should rope
i disliked her from the start, i got in on the ground floor
>>42564698i don’t think anyone here should rope. not even the posters i dislike
>my entire abdomen is scar tissue injection bros not like this
who gives a shit, stop caring about other people, only care about yourself, you're perfect, i love you
>>42564700for anti-monarchy reasons or anti-named-character reasons?
>>42564698thanks but i think i'll just go with i'm an ugly moid
>>42564709I think some of the posters I dislike should strongly consider it, at least
>>42564719anti-RP reasons
>>42564724fuck you
>>42564731Me?
>>42564739was it really RP? I guess in the sense of "playing a character" but that makes half this general guilty of RP posting
yes, pretending to be a princess is roleplaying. most people aren't "playing characters" let's get real
>>42564754well SOMEONE was jerking off to it and it wasn't me
really is white girl wednesday the way you're all being insufferable
>>42564762people come here and pretend to be truemoders every day is all I'm saying
>>42564777that's called having bdd
nobody here is playing characters, ouppy really talks like that
my injection failed and now all the estrogen is bubbled right under the skin. dubs and i poke it open
>>42564784people with bdd truly believe themselves to look that way though, it's very different
estroskinpop and getting estrocottonfever and estoODing and going into estrorespiratoryarrest and estrodying
estromoder
do you wish thag for me? should i kill myself? Should i post the noose pic? Novody cares anyway. gosh
everyone here is just playing a trans woman except you btw
>>42564822 i already know that, in fact i say it all the time.
>>42564776we’re all insufferable every day
i'm going to say it. the only good named poster is mastectomy girl. she's the only named poster that embodies what this thread is
>>42564837what about jellyfishmoder? most of her posts are about being a disgusting suicidal truemoder too
>>42564837you don’t like me? :(
im being raped okay whatever. sorry for ruining your retard circle jerk
>>42564845that's actually true FUCK how could i forget her......
>>42564791thanks for the reminder that it’s injection day for me too
>>42564853sorry to hear you're being raped. you should talk to a therapist about it
faaaaawk i woke up hungover no i’m not the banished one
>>42564860no?
I'd never thought about it before but yeah, why do only two characters from the not passing general actually regularly post about not passing?
>>42564873everyone posts about that though, it's just that two people do it in extremely repetitive ways
hallmark greeting card for someone who's actively being raped
>>42564873i post with a voice that gives people secondhand dysphoria, that’s gotta count for something
>>42564882This is gonna be real in 2027
>>42564878i am not repetitive
>>42564897okay?
>>42564887I considered counting you too but you mostly post about other things despite that
>>42564897i have to assume you’re jellyfishmoder because mastectomymoder can’t be this oblivious
i actually don't find her repetitive, she switches it up sometimes
>>42564910idgi
>>42564878obviously that's still what most people post here, but I'm talking about exclusively from our pool of recognised characters. you never see tumblrmoder or ouppy or trainmoder make dedicated posts about being moided, for example. their respective gimmicks are all totally unrelated
the navel gazing only makes sense if this is ai. Thanks for reminding me chat
next concert i go to should i accompany my train pictures with details of how moided i am instead of saying “first train :3” and other such poppycock
god I'd love to gaze at some navels right now...
>>42564939actually, >>42509049
>ouppy moided
>>42564958haven't we seen pictures of you before and you're just not, though?
>>42564958>poppycockyou're getting your personas confused
>>42564973imagine we start getting posts like “ouppy hates her whr υ´ᴖ ﻌ ᴖ`υ“
>>42564962she only said it once, that doesn't count... she needs to seethe about her inbred blocky bulldog skull more often or something
poopycock
personally I love ouppy's positive nature
>>42564992genuinely nearly had a spit take to this one
>>42564993Nobody's allowed to be fun we all should be in a constant state of paranoid self-loathing
>>42565000thank you, i'm here for eternity
>>42564977well mmg telling me i’m actually not that moided doesn’t make me malefail. hell, it feels like every other poster who posts herself mogs me too
>>42565002I'm in a constant state of self-loving and fun though
>>42565015you're a little moided, just a little
>>42565002the last like, 20 minutes of conversation really has basically been "I hate fun characters", raisa would be so proud
>>42565015imagine how bad the faceless posters look
okay what if i captioned my train pics with me complaining about being “a little” moided instead of horsehockey like “train the second”
who gaf omg lol
>>42565015I don't think "moided" and "doesn't pass" really means the same thing though. most trans women don't malefail for the first couple years of transition, that's not the same as being irreparably moid shaped. you're just not a luckshit and/or rich
me gaf
>>42565042you're actually my favourite person here
>>42565037you underestimate how enormous my noggin is
i am adolf hitler
neetadopter.png
>>42565042mogs me
>>42565055kind of a shoulderhon desu
>>42565055shawty bad
if it ever turned out neetadopter is attractive I'd genuinely put a gun in my mouth
>>42565058commander of the third reichlittle known fact: also dope on the mic!
>>42565065how the fuck do you remember that>>42565077keep that gun out of your mouth! I'm not THAT attractive. I'm normal style
>>42565073that's pretty real, schizonona. I wish I was pretty enough to get away with being ugly on the inside
>>42565087normal style for a woman or normal style for a man? answer very carefully
>>42565087remember that you’re connected to hitler?
>>42565087unironically i think i've seen every post made in mmg for the last 4 months because i'm a giant loser
>>42565110i would say this (maybe for even longer) but there’s enough people i’ve filtered that it’s not quite true
>>42565098normal style...like you know...average...>>42565105someone posted a picture of hitler a while ago and named it "neetdopter.png" [sic] or something and I thought it was hilarious
Have you filtered me
>>42565130yes
>>42565138that sucks
>>42565128but do you look like an average man or an average woman, very big difference
>>42565110four months is insane in mmg time, you've witnessed like 7 different character eras by now
>>42565160i’ve been here 5! i went from being accused of being chudette to accused of being doxxmoder
i filter everyone including anonymous and use this as intended which is for a diary about how ugly i am. it scares me that you all know how ugly i am but the cia mossad already know everything about me you are all lesser than me i dont care anymore im real
>>42565145I can't be up in here declaring that I look like an average woman! but I also can't in good conscience say I look like an average man
im so ugly also
>>42565174whatever, I guess I'll see another day yet
>>42565182oh hell YES
>>42565172well you can’t have filtered me yet. gaze upon my reply and weep
I'm actually quite attractive. and yes, I am here to laugh at your posts
Btw i ran earlier and i smell soooo fucking bad dude i should really get a hot pike and sear my pits so theycant sweat anymore
>>42565189don’t ever let me see you around here again
wow, now there’s pictures of me at the radio play with my silly patrick bateman overcoat on. i hate evidence of my appearance existing
Im also ugly so imagine an ugly man with gyno and short hair and also fat and wearing all black and a really big puffy northface and nikes and also a beanie and gloves so i dont know if people could see my boobs but i wasnt wearing a bra because it constricts me during running
>>42564710elaborate pls. my stomach on one side is so sore to inject and bled last time i think i have the sam e how did you know?
>>42565189oh fuck oh shit not again
>>42565215okay I'll imagine it now, I'm very good at mentally visualising things
>>42565226yeah
>>42564095But do you have a job?
>>42565205or what, bub?
ninja with blue hair, visualize that
mista thug feminization
I forgot to turn it off please don't make cheesemoder a thing
>>42565193alright lia, put the trip back on
Do u ever teabag your boyfriend ?
>>42565237the streamer or the ancient japanese assassin? I'll try and do both at once just for you
>>42565253the streamer, okay now visualize his braless wife bringing you a sandwich
>>42565263i have a bunch of ninja the streamer merch despite never having watched hi streams
>>42565253what if the streamer ninja was an actual ninja...
im an gincel except i have sex but spiritually i am because im unlovable and i also do not have sex often enoigh to be a gay sex haver. therefor i am the lowest of the low. Zsometimes i really feel like it’s wll a waste and i see pictures of small little cis dudes eith beards and looking super gay but not in a faggot way and thibking i could have just been that bht instead im that in a way that makes people know im a troon
>>42565267he probably would be japanese
>>42565267that would be so fucking epic dude
>>42565265like what? can i see some of it
>>42565272> im an incel that has sexwhat?
>>42565282i actually just looked for it and can’t find it, i’ll see if i can find and censor a picture of it. the main pieces i remember are a headband with blue hair attached and a little plush
>>42565265what exactly prompted you to buy all that?
>>42565302nona... that's so fucking awesome...
>>42565308i didn’t buy it, my friends bought it for me for high school graduation >>42565312in a way. in another way, not really. here’s the stuff
my life hasn’t even gotten started because i haven’t smoked a blunt with a tranny yet
>>42565345you made me snort, thanks
>>42565345did your friends just somehow all get the wrong idea that you liked ninja?? big fan of the inexplicable shirt censorship btw
>>42565371
prob a school shirt?
>>42565383shirt had to do with my high school so i decided to be slightly more conscious of that type of shit lolthey knew i didn’t watch ninja, they just thought tha made it funnier i think. it also might’ve had to do with the fact i’m a really big fan of turquoise. i dyed my hair turquoise not long after, and i’m pretty sure i had talked about my plans to do that for a while beforehand, so that could’ve been part of it
>>42565386i’d punch her in the face for saying that but it’s because i’m actually a tsundere okay kyaaa >_<
there's probably a pooner out there with ninja as his transition goal
>>42565413damn, i’m a tranny that makes that joke, so you’re gonna punch me in the face :(
>>42565443i'm EATING
>>42565445i thought you’d like that maybe that’s why they all stop texting back :/
>>42565465i personally am not a fan of being punched in the face. maybe try my brother, he boxes so i guess its not a dealbreaker for him
>>42565480how’s it like having a boxer brother does he do the “ss ss ss” air punching thing lol
>>42563445just ask if they're comfortable doing it. don't overthink it
>>42565500oh of course. we also very lightly punch each other and go “would’ve been dead”
dude my dick is soooo smaaaallll
wearing a bra every day sucks because sometimes i like just switching my jeans for pajama pants and taking off my hoodie to sleep, but now i have to take off my shirt, take off my bra, then put my shirt back on. it feels silly
>>42565743mine is average, maybe even a little big
can i see
can i see too
dude my tummy is soooo biiiigggg
>>42565807>>42565811and what do i get in return?
>>42565826my unconditional love
>>42565829i don’t believe you
>>42565826my conditional love
>>42565832what are your conditions? more penis?
>>42565841i'll love you for as long as i look at it
is randome moder dick really this appealing to you two?
no, i just want to see if she'll post cock
https://unsee cc/album#y5n2JpwxsXLZ
>>42565872nice cock!
>>42565882thanks, grew it myself :)
bump
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8P1DJCG58c
coal for faggots
good thing we’re all faggots here
im straight
grrrrrr
My existence is so dumb. I'm a str8 guy that's wants to be a women
>>42564208princess dianamoder
my moders fell asleep
>>42564053something something dutiful wives and mothers
penismoder
>>42565746i just take off my bra without taking off my shirt
im so gay
how come i look like s guy and i will always look like a guy and im sad about it wnd my pelvis is so small? if time is an illusion how come the universe said i should be raped and ugly and feel weird all the time. i want to go home fr
>>42564642Cover it already like I do
STOP WATCHING ME
>>42567112sorry
