nice cock editionqott: how okay are you with having a penis?prev - >>42562987
god i can’t believe you moders keep letting this shit die without a new one
>>42568060im nout>>42568064its scary creating new threads
>>42568077how is it scary?
>>42568086i dont know it kinda just is, what if i post cringe image what if i make typo..
>>42568060NOOO NOOO YOU COULD'VE LET IT DIE
>>42568098i post cringe all the time, it’s okay. they’re not gonna kill your over it
>>42568119you can leave. you’re not bound to this gen like a ghost to their home
i feel sick to my stomach
gm reposting targeted media so that my delusionship and my humiliationship both see them
go puke girl
actively working to make my sneeze more like a “shhhh” to be less of a sneezehon
iwnbaw i am so moideeeeeee
iwodbaw because i’m delusional
>>42568060>qotteh
>>42568204Huh?
>>42568124but what if they will
>>42568213i will one day be a woman
>>42568219oh. faggot
>>42568216if they killed me, i’d welcome it. if they killed you, i’d be trying to put a stop to it
ughhhhh iwabuagamf
>>42568146YES my soul is TRAPPED HERE and i can't PASS ON until this gen dies
I miss you
>>42568060pp can feel good would prefer a vagina if they figured out how to guarantee not fucking me up for life
>>42568264you want to play vidya?
i look like a rather robust adult human male
I look like fucking Danzig except at least he's short
'moder tell your children not to walk my way
what oatmeal should i eat with blueberries and blackberries? maple brown sugar, cinnamon spice, or apples and cinnamon? or perhaps a combination of two of them?
>>42568060>qottI'm not. I just pretend it doesn't exist. I haven't touched it since a year and a half before I started hrt and if i ever do any sexual stuff I only do anal and nipple
iwnbarw
reminder to open your windows to let out the tranny smell
hnnngg tranny smell
brap
moiding around mascing up the place
i have a bwc
it feels like we should be getting a new named character soon
hi my name is Jim.
it doesn't matter it won't be the same
hi jim
>>42568597hey how ya doin
i’m doing alright jim, other than being cripplingly moided. how are you? do you have any super bowl plans?
>>42568555omg! i love cocks!
Jim raped me in 2022
>>42568607i'm not doin all that great but i'll get over it. and no i don't even know who's playing.>>42568612yes i did and i'll do it again.
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
well just got my blood test and now i'm dizzy and i hope they give the results online and don't send it to my old address
>>42568621it’s the seahawks and the patriots. if you’re gonna call yourself a manmoder you’ve gotta at least pretend to know a little about the super bowl!
i've been really upset over the jim rape allegations lately :(
>>42568636ehh i used to watch it every year but i just can't get excited for it anymore. i'll probably sleep through it or read a book or something. wbu, got any plans for it?
jim is lowk problematic and pro imperialist. he said the uyghurs deserved it!
>>42568653there are no Uyghur camps and the entire thing is anti-communist, sinophobic propaganda by the burgereich
>>42568652absolutely nothing
>sinophobicblobby coded
I really have been enjoying Jim a lot recently, but I already know people are gonna try to talk about how he raped and killed a girl 1990. First of all it's not true. It isn't true that Jim raped and killed a girl in 1990.
Starting to think cis women may be a little evil
was jim in the files?
jim and i have been conveying for discord for several weeks now and i had to stop when they revealed to me their fetish is to put their pp inside manmoders, not move at all just leave it there, then whisper into their ear facts about marsupials erectile fuction
>>42568703i already told you that came from a traumatic experience and it's my way of coping. i don't judge you for what gets your rocks off.
the words "super bowl" make me hungry. maybe it's just because i'm a fat lazy bitch tho
>>42568712you didn't have to be me to dress up as a duck though and be "your little quackmoder"
>their pplook, i know jim is a fucking rapist. but she's one of us, please dont misgender him
>>42568720PLEASE stop airing out our private conversations in the gen, just DM me if you wanna talk about it.
>>42568703god forbid a woman is into cockwarming
Jim told me she likes to tongue under the foreskin
Cockwarming is only hot if the top has been properly edged
jim's a straggot
>>42568703Based honestly
i'm [spoiler]bisexual[/spoiler]do your worst
i saw the flight logs that said jim was on trainmoder island :/
Sealing each other’s foreskins together and then shooting ropes to create a cum balloon and then squeezing the balloon until it bursts in a shower of blood and of course semen
how long to fill the balloon though, realistically. who here even has a high enough ejaculate volume
gf GET
>>42568791ejaculation continues until the balloon is full soldier
rapist gf
>traces my circumcision scarsigh... yet more fun I have to miss out on...
raped bf
>>42568814roger that...
>>42568772i don’t have an island!!
To increase cum production you need to put the plug in.
i hate carnists, cis people, atheists, and muslims
>>42568929the religious vegan
>>42568929i hate men
>>42568929what about christians
>>42568936no i love my fellow cock goblins
>>42568929Savitri Devi moder
>>42568956my transracial queen desu
have to pee and my back hurts which makes me hunch like a cretin giant back fucking loser piece of shit ffs or mastectomy
ffs
>>42568984all nazis are transracial if you really think about it>we wuz Indo-Iranians n shit
i can't fly my bf to the us i'm crine :)
>>42568997ffs
>>42568997how did you know i hunch?
trannies often hunch to hide boobs, both for manmoders and trans men
i think im gmi i just need full Keojampa ffs with agressive leFort, Banks srs and two experimental body surgeries from Leif Rogers
>>42568997kidney failure
tfw all measurements pass except hips tfw
good thing im not a yuropoor with no health insurance oh wait
>>42569071No hopefvel allowed
>>42569071counterpoint: they're real women
>>42569081i dont look like any of them kek im far worse, my iliacs are less wide than my ribs! ha frankly i think even my hips are less wide than my ribs and only my thigh fat extends to my shoulder crease kek AHAHAHAAHAHYAYAYA
>>42569091Ok
>>42569098you dont understand this is a sign i was raped. i am deformed because i was raped HAHAHAHAH i bet the fat tranny probably has crazy hips now if theyre still alive or out of jail hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha they literally stole my hips out of my butt with violence
that's crazy, wow she has magic powers I guess
how much breadth can i get from exercise and surgery? i will go as far as getting pelvic plasty
how much bread can i get by having a fucking job? i will go as far as 40 hours a week
>>42569112witch doctor rapist tranny
>>42569138can I get her number
tried brushing the conditioner through my hair while wet because apparently that’s when you’re supposed to brush wavy hair and i don’t think it worked at all. i need to go to a hairdresser and figure out what the fuck to actually do to care for my hair, i feel like it looks bad when i treat it as straight at when i treat it as wavy
idk doxxmoder i think you just have shitty hair
>>42569144bitch she'll steal your hips tf are you even listening
>>42569151Brushing your hair while wet is bad because of the friction
that ain't even universally true
>>42569151for my curls i use kevin murphy motion lotion, a small dab on hair after getting out shower, scrunch in and then letting air dry
>>42569151Don't listen to this retard >>42569182How do you dry your wet hair when you leave the shower? Even if you condition and brush right you can fuck up your waves and make them frizzy if you dry wrong
fuck it im converting to zoroastrianism
>>42569211i do all my hair stuff at the beginning of my shower, so after i wash out the conditioner i scrunch it a couple more times, wrap it in a towel, then wash the rest of my body. i come out, dry off, lotion up and put on deodorant, then take my hair out of the towel and scrunch in some “not your mother’s” curl cream and let it air dry. i’m guessing i should diffuse it instead of air drying?
>>42569196but my mom said it
>>42569237I'd say it's worth a shot! the material of the towel also matters a lot so even if you don't end up sticking to it, use microfiber or cotton material, nothing coarse
>>42569264my towel’s always been one of the two. for a while i was using old cotton t-shirts, but since then ive gotten microfiber hair towels
ive used the same 30 year old stolen hotel towels my entire life
i am a 30 year old towel, unused tho
>>42569317fwiw i would totally wipe my ass with you nona
i am bearded bass-baritone uma thurman
My head is huge but it makes my shoulders look smaller so it's all good
>>42569484my head is huge but my shoulders are small which makes it look even bigger
>>42569523hahahahahahaahaaaaa
>>42569523
>>42569585it’s even got my stupid long arms that make long sleeves a pain in the ass
Is mmg smart enough to solve the puzzle
well, i’m not
>>42569739obviously d
>>42569739A has no flipped version of itself in here so I guess A
>>42569739obviously c
>>42569523my head is androgynous but my shoulders are feminine so it looks ridiculous
The answer was DI do not know why
deez nuts
>>42569899because you love me
Moda Boy Tell 'Em
i want to call her to watch send help but im always the one reaching out and im scared it'll make me look desperate
>sam raimi movieshe's better off without you
>>42570008bitch the fuck? it looks fun :(
>nice costume, did your buttboy make it for you, FAGGOT?i know it was a different time but jesus christ raimi
>>42570008whabout spider man 3
>>42570045that's the worst one...
>>42568077>burger gifi cry thinking about eating burgers now and i might go veganwtf is wrong with me
spiderman 2 is kino anyone who says otherwise is sneeding their not mary jane moding
>>42570061im gonna put some dirt in your eye
cyclopsmoder
>>42570080of course i’m not mary jane moding. i’m manmoding. spider-man 2 is awesome though
i want to be held
i want to be shelled
i want to be smelled
shut up whores let me complain about my loneliness
i want to be felched
>>42570148okay sorry. i also want to be held
i've been crying like every day this week
i want to be mulch
i haven’t cried in a decade
>>42570162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uGUgQSlzG0
>>4256806099% of the time perfectly and I'd miss it if it were gone which complicates my pseudo-NB SRS goals, but sometimes I just hate that it's in the way and I'm really grateful it's shrunk
>>42570164why not it feels kinda good
>>42570177you have coal for every occasion don't you
crying sucks but i can't stop once i start
cried this morning at work because i remembered that im abuser bodied
>>42570198i dunno, i’m probably deeply broken. i want to cry, i just can’t
>>42570230huh im sry anonsoft sappy stuff gets me every time
>>42570221crying remembering i want to be some sweet innocent lady but instead i'm actually a horrible mentally unstable moid with mental issues inside
>>42569053I try not to hunch over anymore and just don't bother hiding what I am
https://voca.ro/1bBlFzYc5HGj
>>42570213yeah. it’s fun to be able to go “oh, goddamnitall? like the song by the wonder years?” and annoy my friends
damn that *would* be annoying, lol
tumblrmoder no more walmart tequila for you
>>42570318voice passing sneedhon manmoder
>>42570357aye captain!! alcohol gives me loose lips lol
urgh it's back
FUCK
tumblrmoder do u have a gnarly hangover
>>42570363you’re dating a seaman, you should be deeply familiar with the fact that loose lips sink ships
>>42570318https://voca.ro/1knAGyaU0zHX
hahah seaman
>>42570389Tequila never gives me a hangover for some reason >>42570398i knowww it's just hard entertaining urself when you're broke and live in a shithole but im channeling my boredom to write a book
i wish i was someone's wife
>>42570413are you funny or hot or interesting
>>42570419none of the above :/
>>42570413try to make sure that someone isn't a soldier
the ugliest most boring cis male moids on the planet get wives
>>42570405calling my brother “seaman [last name] was the best part about him being in the coast guard
I'm not bitter btw
>>42570404actually a cooler voice than I can do
>qottI'm pretty ok as long as I don't have to fuck anyone.
>>42570447hi not bitter, i’m nona
nona is fat
my name is not important
the idea of someone here being capable of writing a coherent sentence is laughable. a book? a fucking book
>>42570507i like writing ;-;
i like girls and books ;-;
>>42570507i write short plays. one of them even got chosen for a local festival
>>42570516faggot
i’m at tj maxx deeply pondering if i should try on and potentially buy a dress
>>42570525yea go ahead
>>42570525Humiliation ritual imminent
>>42570525going to try it on in the mens or the womens section?
what will ur book be about
ngl this us kinda true for me because I used to avoid photos and now my camera roll is 70% selfies
>>42570575manmoder rape
>>42570572i was considering trying to hide the same thing as between men’s stuff and just going to the men’s. i’m a truemoder
>>42570575if I say ppl are gonna point and laugh and ummmm I'm not drunk rn so u can't make me share
i delete every selfie i take because i don't want photo evidence that i look like a man
>>42570597is it a pro us imperialism book or something? otherwise i think we’ll be nice to you. it’d be cool if it was like, a kaiju book
selfies hurt sm my webcam accidentally turned on last week and i was flash banged with my face on the screen and im still not over it. i spent all day obsessively looking up surgeries ill never afford instead of working
https://www.tiktok.com/@yoshiandyuna/video/7603059792512437517?holy fuck
what would you do if you were amab?
>>42570620lol ofc it's not pro imperialist it's just a silly story that i dont talk about with anyone and i dont wanna embarrass myself
>>42570631i’m sure we’d love the tumblrmoder silly story
>>42570622the elevators at my job have mirrors on all the walls except the door side so i just have to stare at the door the entire ride
>>42570528i pussied out. i forgot that dressing rooms have attendants
>>42570626i’m fem afab enby (male)
>>42570638Maybe when it's finished I'll go into but for now I'll just say it's about a girl in the 1890s who used to be part of a traveling circus troupe cuz she was a good shot with a winchester helping an old friend get revenge on their old showman boss
>>42570646>attendantsabsolutely insane. they even got kill all trannies police at changing rooms bruh
iwnbathhmtff
>>42570670lmao
i should get a hobby my only hobby is jerking off then getting sad
>>42570696yeah
Punchy punchy ouppy
>>42568060a friend sent me a pic of her cock... looked nice ngl, but felt a little weird perhaps?
>>42570722totally unsolicited or...?
>>42570670annie oakley type?
>>42570671
>>42570723well yes... i was just asking an update what she'd be doing and all...and she was all "here's a pic of my new cock"
>>42570672i’ve already had one deeply embarrassing experience with one, i’m not looking to repeat it
>>42570745what happened to her old cock
>>42570745her "new" cock? wtf...no way...is she usually like that?
>>42570733lol yayayaya very similar
im soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo0ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GAY
>>42570745new?
>new cockftmtf
>>42570745>new cock
it's a chicken joke fellas
>>42570789she detrans’d and still got phallo afterwards?
who's going to release gpTTTT?
chicken jokey
>>42570804methy’s been doing this
GOOD ONE NONA!!!
>>42570819is that why the reddit mogs the board?
>>42570804the sharty already made a multi-purpose 4chan bot that can be tweaked for any board or any thread you want to shit up, been around for a while. everything's been fake for a minute now.
what does moder poop smeels like
the one and only time I was rejected by a girl, she said "I'm not really into butches, I'm more interested in femme girls" and I felt what she really meant was "you look way too much like a man for me to let you hit", and she was just being nice. and I still think about that to this day.
>>42570850have you never smelled fucking POOP before? what do you think it smells like
i've never smelled poop before, unfortunately
>>42570884i can help you with this
>>42570853>you look butch hihijust call me troon atp
Anyone else fart a lot after getting fucked?
i neeeeed to cum on a fat man bros, sauna style
>>42570894that's what I'm saying! probably would've hurt less lol
nutting on you in the sauna and mixing the nut into your sweat and smearing it all over your body until you're covered in a thin, invisible layer of nut.
>>42570824i’ve never checked the reddit. that’s one bridge i don’t want to cross
my shits are moided
real
>>42570924thanks for adding a protective layer to my sensitive skin. it means a lot
no one will ever see me as a woman
>>42570895dunno, never been
>>42570969foid
>>42570973moid wannabe
I haven't even mentioned the fanfiction either
i write fanfiction about putting my dick in my ass or creative fiction i guess either way i'd like to put my dick in my ass, not that it's ever going to happen because of my ugly moid pelvis
>>42570969same, worstie
>>42570994just learn taxidermy and use a sharp knife on your genitals?like am i the only genius here?
>>42570994get the dildomaking kit and use it on yourself
>>42570973
>>42571008an overly practical malebrained solution accompanied by a condescending attitude? you must be a hon
>>42570979i’ve never written fanfic but i have been the subject of it before. i think ive only read one fanfic though
>>42570920getting called butch when i was wearing a dress few months ago made me want to kms
I am never wearing a dress again and will joyfully dismember anyone who tries to convince me to engage in such humiliation
>>42571019>you must be a honwhere precisely do you think we are?
>>42571029I write gundam fanfiction. Also you've had ppm write fanfic about u?? wtf??
>>42571019or a practically minded autistic foid idk?!
maybe i should take up taxidermy
my wife forced me into dress to then bully me i think she wants my butt
ive never written fanfiction before but when i was way younger i used to read a lot of lesbian mlp fanfics i think they made me into the (wo)man i am today
>>42571053heh bottom
it was a harry potter reference you stupid tranny retards learn terf culture
>>42571045i thought i looked nice when i tried on a dress but i don’t trust my own perception of my appearance so i didn’t wknow at it out and already deleted the pictures
>>42571062i bet u bottom for your wife
>>42571032oof, that's a stinger. I'm sorry that happened to you. I wasn't wearing a dress at the time but if I were I might have leapt out the window
HOW DOES CAFEBEEF AFFORD INFINITE SURGERIES
i wish my wife would bully my butt. she asked if i didnt wanna fucker her because i couldnt get hard the other day and its like no i want you to take my pants off and force me to bottom i dont want to have to fucking ask >w< ohh can you fuck my butt until i cum all pathetic like. please like im a little faggot and call me a good girl. why cant she take a fucking hint bros
>>42571048it was middle school. my friends made intentionally gross rpf about our frenemy and me to parody stuff like the milk fic and the hat fic
she let a wealthy old foreign man pay for it like boymoderology
>>42571061what's your favorite ship I'm a rarijack head
im built like boymoderology but so big that the smallness doesnt compensate
>>42571090>wont beg to get fuckedeven the bottoms are getting lazy these days
being the oldest 4chon manmoder is a pain nobody else could ever understand
>>42571095not a canon character but i was thinking of the mlp fallout fic where the mc rubs one out to a rarity bobblehead
>>42571090i say this often
>>42571082old money from slavery
>>42571116thats fag shit fr
netorare, beastiality, incest
>>42571132so's wanting to get cummed in
>>42571099if i starved myself for a couple of months i think i could get her build but so tall that i just look uncanny
>>42571117how old? how long manmoding on hrt? did you ever girlmode or something in between?
>>42571141she doesnt even have a penis :(
>>42571122the only mlp fallout fic I remember is fallout equestria lol does that happen in that? I do NOT remember that for some reason lol
>>42571160there’s an edgier fall out mlp fanfic, it might be in that one
>how does this american white person has money to—the answer is always money their ancestors got from exploiting natives and black peoples
>>42571159bad dragons can do it
>>42571175truth nuke
i look hot in some of my dresses i am just a giant coward and a giant>>42571082hexmoder salary
>>42571160i think it was a bonus chapter? it was the one where the mc says shes a toaster repair pony every chance she gets n pre war equestria was like bootleg 1984 i think that's fallout equestria
I'm a white american and I'm not inheriting anything but an underwater mortgage and aggressively strong genes for hair loss and maintaining muscle mass
it never began
what happened to all the good dragons
i wish i had a boymoder / manmoder gf / bf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvR6aXUHG98
not relatable my dick fucking rules
my dicks pretty alright i think, your mom seems to like it
oh hey, my mom likes my dick too! let's link and double team her sometime ok?
>sharing your momyou will never be let into heaven
look I'm generous and she's cool with it. ok? it's fine. it's fine!
need wife to put her pp into my mouth
they're executing me tomorrow, can a moder get your thoughts and prayers?
>>42571281best i can do is thoughts
>>42571281what was your crime?
your mom has as much love for your dick as the sonic crayon drawing hanging on the fridge. she's giving you a pity fuck, her loves just not in it. she loves me though
>>42571171project horizons is apparently the fic i was thinking about
>>42571281why are they letting you post in jail
>>42571287treason :(>>42571296i requested it in lieu of a last meal
>>42571289the fuck? of course she doesn't love me. we hatefuck crazy style until neither of us can move and then we do the same thing again the following weekend. you can love on her all your little heart desires, young lady.
>>42571310can you post ass?
>>42571327no, faggot.
>>42571366nta but what if i say pretty please?
>>42571289jeez
its thiltrum thursday everyone post lips
it’s thirsty thursday everyone post your drinks
>thiltrum
donald duckmoder
i suffer from exploding dick syndrome
wait lia is married? what
>>42571581engaged
where have you been, lia has brought up her wife in almost every thread for weeks now
i'm going back in time, anyone need anything changed?
>>42571711can you make me not have been born thanks
>>42571711yeah can you get me uhhhh blockers at 8, hrt at 10, a note to not date that one psycho scemo girl in high school, and all the free bitcoin I mined while not paying for power or scrounged from faucets that I then piddled away on nothing?
>>42571723alright, you weren't. hope that helps.>>42571730idk man that's kinda a lot. i'll do the bitcoin thing and that's it.
this episode is fucking pissing me off
numbies
wy im not a girl why me no GIRLLLLLLL
>>42571878wrong chromies
BIG DOG A BIG MAN FUC KKKKK I TOP HAIRY ASS FAT ASS MEN LMAOOOOOOOOO TOO POWERFULFuck you. big dog big bear alpha chad shit
if i dont get pp within the next hour i'm shitting my diap
the raped
the gaped
kinda reactionary asf to label yourself as lesbian desu you can just like women without wanting to be part of a lame ass quote community unquotein fact, the constant search for community based on identity is just homonationalism all over again
I'm a lesbian but only in the ways that offend people
heterosexuality is inheritely misogynistic that's why the sexologists/"trans typologist" are ao obsessed with it btw anyone who don't hate women is deemed as anormal
im a straight man :(
same
i wish i had some innate faggyness that would make being a troon less humiliating because i would have gotten over the being attached to other peoples perceptions at a younger age
>>42571183i thought cs made yookay salary of like 30k
i am bisexual
im a bi straggot
>>42571711could you convince my mom to eat veggies while pregnant so i am born a girl?
>>42572143is being a troon not faggy enough
>>42571916dubs and i’ll post pp
>>42572207rerollan
>>42572221so close to quads, so sad
>>42572234fmsbl...
dubs and I get drunk (I am already drunk)
>>42572246>off by more than one
you're never too drunk to get drunk
divorced dads
>>42572255get sober now
i get drunk for a living, driving is just my side hustle
dubs and I'll describe what ****** kiss taste like
bad luck today
sucked dick and got an orange for it a new low dubs and i post penis again
dubs and i take edibles for the third day in a row
>>42572330rerollan
>>42572330trips and you boof one?
ok but what's the plan if my pp comes back from the dead while we're cuddling? this a serious question
>>42572198yeah but i wasn't fag socialized so its new and scary
>>42572422she sucks it? what else
>>42571663oh I filtered her like a year ago she's extremely annoying in a reddit way
>>42572456no really into doing sexual stuff rn + would be extremely disrespectful
>>42572476in that case try not to focus on it and tense the legs in your thighs then untense, retense repeatedly. It'll draw blood out of it
0-4 and I have sex with your mom, 5-9 and I have sex with your mom
you think this is funny? to come in here and talk about RAPING MY MOTHER
>>42572491it would be consensual, don’t worry
people here will call me a foid as if i don’t interact with the real world semi-regularly where i am exclusively treated as a moid
wait who was talking about mom sex
all of us, constantly
>>42572523everyone's talking about mom sex get with the times and get with a mom
your mom
>>42572481thank
wheres my mommymoder gf
unacceptable leave moms out of your sick fantasies
dubs and i have sex with your dad
mine’s dead, but you can try
were can i watch moder x moder action?
wait til doxxmoder and i finally meet up
>>42572568close anon you almost had it!
who's topping?
>>42572679your dad
>>42572679me (a previously uninvolved third party)
AITH: wifey and i were having some shmexy time ;) and i decided to try out calling her "mommy" because all the tgurls seem to be into it. she ended up getting really mad at me and stoping out special time. i played it off like an accident and i think she bought it but said she "wasn't really in the mood anymore". an i the asshole for calling my wife "mommy"?
AITH: am I the horse
gentleman, after careful consideration and several years of looking for possible alternatives, i've decided to kill myself. it's been a pleasure posting with you and i wish you luck in everything you do. bye.
nta keep calling her mommy
the lowest effort baking post yet
>>42572739no sui anoncome have a cookie
>>42572778can i get a cookie to go (on my way to kill myself)?
>>42572798no. you will get the cookie and i will stay with you doing my best to talk you down
>>42572753can i have a cookie to take for me and my bottommoding wife?
>>42572802gaylord
>>42572802faggot alert
it’s gotta mean something that i get called gay here so much
oh it's cause you're fucking gay. any other amazing questions?
im a comptop straight man on hrt in a heterosexual relationship.
competitive topping
>>42572923you'd lose
>>42572899well yeah but this is the gay board
apparently im good :(
the woman in front of me in line at tj maxx complimented my hoodie. too bad i’m unable to converse with strangers, so i just said thanks and that was the end of that
>>42572955probly idk anon im not as tuff as i used to be
>>42572996wife fumble good job you dummy
>>42572966and you are uniquely gay
is lia the top?
nope
pssht duh
her wife struggling to walk
>>42573009i do this all the time. one time i saw a woman cosplaying makima on a train platform and talked to her a little, complimented the cosplay and told her about how i do an angel devil cosplay that halloween. then i didn’t know what to say (and was pretty high already) so i just kinda walked away
happy early valentines, moders
>>42573067these look like a mix of weird cock cookies and deformed kirby
>>42573067happy valentines trainmoder
>>42573067aw cute these are nice job
>>42573067mickey mouse cookies?
yodaspeaking
>>42573096i was thinking piglet, personally. but blame pillsbury, not me. i didn’t do anything but put them on a cookie sheet and then a 350° oven
>>42573067you'll always have my heart <3
>>42573121lia is yaddle
lmao
>>42573142
>>42573184lolz0rs
mogs me
hate how the staff talk to me in lush
idk what that means nona im a moid
>>42573252tell me about how they do
>>42573252i just want my trans flag color bath fizz and no one will explain to me why it's no longer carried??
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