qott: post a song that you really like, tell me about your favorite musician or band?do you play music, or have any instruments? post them if you do.old>>42730279
>>42736192
Insane youtube pull.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqXTapFBXy4
https://voca.ro/19ZQn8Xe3EIr
>>42736192https://youtu.be/2TjcPpasesA?si=EkT-X3W4rJPrzZlmFavourite song at the moment.Favourite musician is probably Mike Shinoda. Watching his musical skill from hybrid theory to today has been fascinating, especially because he has done so many little videos over the years showing his process.I play guitar, drums, piano, teeny bit of violin but I haven't owned one in a decade now.Pic is my old practice/recording room.
Does playing the guitar still work to pick up girls or did they patch that
>>42736192qott: idk I'm in a weird mood with music lately. on a big electro kick. it feels good https://youtu.be/_Ln6t4P3Sm4
why the hell do these damn threads always get the most replies they always end up in the thousands
i play music by fingering stu's butthole
>>42736192This is a good qottReally been fucking with the band Mercury lately, check this out (shoegazy, alt):https://youtu.be/RkonzbudX1QI write music too, kind of along the lines of that but more energy probably, think I've posted this here beforehttps://voca.ro/1eIN7RI5bGXU>>42736237They think it's cool if they already like you but mostly it just gets a bunch of fat sweaty dudes coming up to you wanting to talk gear and technique, which is still fun imo, that's how I found my band originally
>>42736192https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3AHDkndcioi'm starting to listen to real music i swear-
>>42736242That's the power of heterosexual love between a cis chad and a beautiful transgender woman
>>42736192Are there songs about being a chaser?
>>42736254if you're so heterosexual why are you using the faggot containment board
>>42736242what can i say it's just my natural magnetism
>>42736226>https://youtu.be/2TjcPpasesA?si=EkT-X3W4rJPrzZlmIt's so crazy tracing their progression from their origin to this, was just listening to CYB the other day while lifting and it's worlds apartI still like their new polish sound I just don't have much attachment to itCool rig
>>42736192https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cm5F0HTKBtcsong i like by my favorite band
>>42736256>are there songs about being sexually attracted to trans womenMaybe? Would be odd if there wasn’t at least two.
>>42736258The beauty of bisexuality is half of you is just a boring straight guyIdk about the full straights though you can ask them
Reminder to not engage because he's fishing
>>42736273There's a few different bands that I've been listening to since their first or second album for a decade or more and it's always so fascinating watching how they change over time. And even with ones that I no longer like the music they make. I often find myself at least respecting that they're musically much more talented now.My old rack as well.
>>42736285I'm not, but I'm guessing you're behind some of these troll posts. this is absolutely wild. I it least don't feel as insane now. people are just actively working against me in these threads to make me look way worse than I actually am.
>my friend was using my account
>>42736275also i had a bass and a few guitars at home but i dont have a lot of pictures of them. i never got any good at them lol
>>42736289I would like to request you donate the PRS to me. Thanks :)
>>42736285>>42736294you guys are peak evil. you know I never said any of this and you're deliberately making me look crazier than I actually am.
>>42736192Modding my 5 string Yamaha jazz bass which is older than most of you lol. I am then going to fix up this ibanez 6 string because the intonation is crucked. I am low-key grinding the luthier skills. I listen to a lot of different music. The Mars Volta, Tool, Led Zeppelin for drums. As a bass player the ear is always trying to sync the strings and percussion together. So really nice guitar hooks and solos, tight af bass, and nasty jazz drumming is my jam. There is many other varieties of music I listen to, but they are the 3 bands I listen to as a bass player specifically, so it seemed more appropriate to mention them than other music.
>>42736277"Lola" lol i always thought it was like. not supposed to be literal but apparently it is
>>42736296learn any songs on them, or take lessons?
>>42736310i took lessons when i was like 10-11 but i dont have any talent
>>42736300Can't. That's the one with my sustainiac pickup in the neck. That things incredible.
well, I can rest easy now knowing that you know that I know, now. you were just fucking with me and it's all in the archives.dawgy was right, these threads really just are multiple personalities and fake trips. strange stuff
>>42736256Almost every led zeppelin song if you want them to be lol.
>>42736316Okay fine we can share it. It can come to my house for summers :)But you have a nice collection and your old setup looks rad. I'm jealous <3
need to make a meme of people having a conversation and this dude just rambling about himself in the corner
>>42736317you can literally make up lore about anyone and run with it nobody cares
>>42736322You'd probably make more use of it than me these days honestly. I haven't recorded anything in line 5 or 6 years now. I'm planning to when it comes to needing music for my game I'm making though.
I need to nut in a tranny and fall asleep on top of her
>>42736340meeeee
>>42736340i forget what it feels like to have jizz shoot through my dick when i origami
>>42736340I need this like I need oxygen. ):
>>42736352*folds you*
>>42736209jskjhskjsh ty for sharing that was fun. cool smaller channel his community seems nice, he's so wholesomei still dont rly know how trans women changed his life it must've been some rly good porn
>>42736251If I'm a fat non-sweaty dude can I talk about production or am I NGMI? Nice tune, love the texture.>>42736192https://youtu.be/cup9zJeBFbU?si=AVVl6pkhu4rwhbbpBeen on a grind kick and really liked this album, especially the spoken word track.
>>42736368is that discordia
theres like 0 chance im reaching 30 lol
I'm a chaser and rick pretended to be a tranny to talk to me. He used pictures of a girl from this thread and everything. I only found out it was him because someone else posted the same photos in another discord and I started talking to her.
>>42736378discordia and rick are the same person
>>42736386that's because discordia and rick are the same person, I have proof
>>42736387i knew it
i thought veltail = discordia or soulmatches you're telling me veltail and discordia and that cute tranner i was talking to in DMs is rick?
Wsg chasershttps://files.catbox.moe/ks455c.jpeg
>>42736404no discordia made the rick persona up
im confused, is rick even a real person or was his entire trip made up by another tranner?
i tried to orgasm thinking of that chaser that was going to cum in me but i cant orgasm and now i want to fall asleep goodnight anon i know in my stripe heart that if you were here folding me i would have orgasmed
>>42736418He's an insane gym repper and this thread consumes his life
>>42736418>is rick even a real personno, he is a larp
i hate that im a point in my career where im just like dude don't develop native linux support. it never fucking works. unless you are running that shit just give me the windows binary ill figure it out thats what i always end up doing anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AP9412LFP0o&list=RDAP9412LFP0o&start_radio=1Meshuggah will forever and always hit the spotthough ive been trying to get better at playing the TDM and BDM like necrophagist, faceless, suffocation, the surface level shitgot this Solar E before tariffs made it more pricey than crack
>>42736437All factory games excluded. they for some reason always have great native linux support
I play guitar (hero).
im going to bed without posting a song because no one would listen to it anyways
https://voca.ro/1arQKyoyr1MD
>>42736439>Meshuggah Jumped out of aircraft listening to catch 33... I vibe heavy.
>>42736192Been listening to this a lot lately. Joe Pass was so underrated
>>42736492forgot linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrCrdZuET4A
>>42736492nice link fuck ass
>>42736501Fuck you I got it in before your post. You have to listen and tell me what you think now
>>42736496Is it a late 70s strat? This is what brain says. Maybe a Gibson. Dunno. Reveal the truth to me!
>>42736391>I have proofDrop proof
>>42736509I think he mostly used a Fender Jazzmaster
>>42736519Makes sense why I was thinking Gibson. Yeah that's sick. Thanks for the tune.
>>42736489Such a beautiful album. Minds mirrors might unironically be in my top 5 songs OAT
>>42736242>Casual, chill shitpost atmosphere>Hornyposting>Nudes>Dedicated autists>Insane lolcows>Already biggest thread, draws people in>Functionally bigen + straightgen combo
>>42733123 Chaca will you ever unblock me? I promise you're not a burden to me, and if you just let us be friends again I'll give you space till you get better. I mean it. Please give me another chance, you're no burden.
>>42736242It lets me talk to women online without downloading dating apps
>>42736504i like it a lot. i lost time cause i was looking it up already... im growing soft in my old age. i was going to describe it as a sense of urgency but it's more a feeling of being poised. i have a complicated and long personal history with jazz but i need to figure it out i'm a fan by anyone's measure
>>42736552Based "dating" app hater.
>>42736552low on phone storage. i get it. im the same way
Here's another favourite for the threadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX9k9aoX6gk>>42736537Most welcome, banger of a track for sure.>>42736554I'm kinda similar with jazz myself, some I really love, some I absolutely hate lol
>>42736560Dating apps blow but people dont exist irl its unfortunate
>>42736571i exist in real life. im at the store
>>42736541Imagine if you will, in death - is death
>>42736573So I should pick up girls at the store?What about on their walks home at night?Whens the best time to try
>>42736570i like this one too. it has that like. i dont know how to describe it but it's my favourite thing in music. a dreary feeling. im always searching for it
>>42736601for what its worth i hit on girls in the street at night all the time but i get away with it cause i'm pretty. my advice to men is the same it has always been. take the pinkpill by choice before you are given it by force
>>42736571I was with you before. Now I'm confused.
Personally I hang around the parking lots of the local mental institutions and whenever a girl walks out screaming at the receptionist I offer her a cigarette and say "tough day huh?". So far this has landed me 3 girlfriends.
>>42736617do they know about each other yet
Fuck it while I'm at it I'll link another track. Personally for me, this is the most beautiful guitar piece everhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3cu8sDa90Y
https://voca.ro/11NLzTsMNF4y
>>42736622Why do you care I thought you hated women.
>>42736638i love women. i'm mad about women. i've been married three times, and the one i'm married to now is going to last me a lifetime because i'm infatuated with womenhttps://youtu.be/-Mb8Mb0p808?t=238
i want a boyfriend to treat like shit. for enrichment
>>42736582> 7>>6^> 0Koloss is front to back songs to PR to as well
>>42736657https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP4rpogDsiY
>>42736617A leather jacket, boot cut denim jeans, sunglasses and a pair of doc martens wrote this post.
just took a shower. i will now be accepting praise for how good of a job im doing
>>42736709*imagines soapy water running down stu's soft body*Good girl.
>>42736709Nice job Stu, first one for the month down. Let's see if we can get another one in before March rolls around yeah?
>>42736714yayyy :D>>42736730idk... two weeks in a row seems kinda excessive...
>>42736657Was it with her consent Frank?Necrophilia!
Is there a chasergen Steam group? Or does anyone wanna play something?
>>42736742play worms with me
>>42736742I play yo mama pussyI dunno I'm bad at games but I'll totally join a group
>>42736742I wanna play games with everyone... I'll play anything I just want to hang out! we should start a cg GTNH server even though it's only me and the dawg who play it. im an evil succubus tempting you with my ways but all I want is to make you gayer and more autistic. is it working>>42736709YAYYYYYYYYY YAYAYAYAAYAYYYYYY>>42736741i love this video so fucking much. nobody has seen it outside of like Ireland's terminally online but I reference it on a daily basis. scripture
>>42736759Congratulations Fontaine you've got a son. Hey John, I'm after losing the shoes I came in with Hey is that viper? He's in to the same shit as we are
>>42736759ur never gonna believe this but later i might go to the grocery store or the bookstore or maybe find a flower and take a picture of it
>>42736759Oh I actually own a hosted Terra Firma Greg server. It's got like 20GB of RAM or something like that. It's even more autistic.
>>42736773My gender? I'm a mechanic.
>>42736769OH MY GOD
>>42736779
>>42736773that's so beautiful.... you're living....
>>42736743>not sure if she actually wants to play worms or if she wants to play with our worms
>>42736805i want to play worms but i will be playing with my worm during
>>42736797https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Io-SslA-YRE
>>42736811Which version? I'll buy it.
>>42736192cloudyfieldhttps://youtu.be/bimWq-m3aY8?si=Y56crhzUCJ7lM4Az
>>42736835i only have armageddon
Everyone wants to fuck the jjk tranny. There are so many chasers everywhere. Sense of danger
>>42736866You love it.
>>42736866she’s taken tho (this makes discordia seethe)
>>42736870I come and go. as is my nature>>42736872what doesn't
Remember girls, never let em
life hack: if you want you can pretend any song about a relationship is about drugs
sorry ik i should be sleeping im tired as hell but i can feel my heartbeat slowing down like it always does this time of night and i rly rly dont wanna wake up feeling like my hearts abt to stop again. its so scary idek how to describe it other than it feels like im abt to die
>>42736911you need to get off that shit
That agp thread really awakened me I'm in my 30s and have other issues but it made me happy idk whyI think I'm agp>>42736866who's jjk?
henlo hiii hiii hellooooootoday is injection dayim gonna try out my new pen injector thingywish me luck!
jelqueing my choid
>>42736917ik i rly rly do. i didnt even mean to take it this morning it was pure instinct-i still cant quit cold turkey or my blood pressure might spike so im gonna try cutting some in half tomorrow-
tranny gf that lets me apply the shrinking cream
>>42736933wtf is the shrinking cream
>>42736931talk to dr
>>42736935you apply it to her penits
>>42736901trying this outhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7clk5w5g6bE
>>42736933i need it in a lot of places
>>42736939does it really work?
>>42736920
>>42736961As if mtfg doesn't like agp gtfo
>>42736931What did you take?
>>42736968You're next faggot
>>42736901You can pretend any song about a relationship is about BRONYA
i’m bronya
wow the pen was super easy that was awesome barely hurt at all except for some stinging afterwards
>>42736984did u just eat a pen
We are Bronwyn BronyaWe carry the food
>>42736977Im sorry I didn't mean to offend anyone
>>42736987no i bought an insulin injector pen type device to make my e shots easier
>>42736920John J. Koltraine>>42736942pretty good right>>42736979please do not do this it causes irreparable damage to your immortal soul diva
Is it wrong that injection talk turns me on a little?
>>42736990im so sorry. i never wanted this. i will find some way to reverse it
>>42737004It's not wrong but it's not the most common kink either
>>42737004i mean its definitely not right. like thats not something you should be cultivating
>>42737004wrong?idk probably not wrong>>42737003Morning bronya you're ultra cute and I appreciate your posts
>>42737004Yeah bro it turns me on so much. I wanna take E and become someone's little feminine fuck slut but I dont want to grow tits.
>>42737010thanksssssssss im waiting for fake tanner to dry everything i touch is destroyed
>>42736995thats a good idea, i should do that>>42737003no. its not pretty good. you dont have any good ideas
>>42737010trip on bronchaser btw
>>42737011please my love it's too early in the morning can't we take a little longer to let the sun wake before we do this. come back to bed
>>42737011Chaser btw
Are the handsome chasers in the room with us this morning?
>>42737015i have lots of good ideas. we should organise society in the image of the hyrax colony
>>42737011>I dont want to grow titsGay.
>>42737016I wish she's funny and pretty lol>>42737014ur turning tan for the winter?
>>42737004why does it?
>>42736990we fight for the gockspelwe post in the nude
>>42737027i tan in winter and bleach in summer to flex my wealth and fear of the outdoors
>>42737004
>>42737030this is true i do this. WE do this
>>42737022I do wonder if some of you cunts ever sleep eh lol >>42737033show us your bank balance.
gocky wocky milkies
>>42737037ummm... haha... my bank app doesn't allow screenshots, so...
>>42737034i dont look like that THOUGH. so i have to do my injection on my own while i listen to korn
>>42737040you clearly use multiple devices just show us...
>>42737043based :DDD
I just want a worthless fag gf
>>42737037I wake up at 630 every day because I'm a productive person, thanks very much. I just happen to wake up horny.
>>42737044umm i dont have a camera on my computer so i cant take a picture with it... sorry i think we're breaking up... the connection is a little dicey...
>>42737047it makes it work better like i know it does. it just imrpoves my levels>>42737039would be a great drag name. the esteemed duchess g. w. milkies? fierce>>42737048haha heyyyyyyyyy
the little dog has purchased anti nail biting polish
>>42737028I like that it's the act of you becoming feminine, but not in a feminisation fetish kind of way.
>>42737050
>>42737056good luck... that stuff is torture... i believe in the little dog now more than ever
>>42737058what is that, your uber eats receipt? i see you didn't tip. do you need money?
>>42737057would u do it for me? while im on your lap? would you kiss me after?
>>42737061nta but no i wouldnt im not only extremely lazy im also a bad girlfriend
>>42737060
>>42736192>qottmy fave artist atm is either joose keskitalo or ethel cain or starflyer 59, going through a weird christian art phase. all time fave is probably Ultra Bra, which is this finnish art rock group from the late 90s/early 00s. I play piano and guitar, have some terrible sightread Ultra Bra on the piano as a treat https://files.catbox.moe/2a607g.mp4
>>42737049nothing says productivity like jumping on CG
Why do people just have 10s of thousands in cash sitting around
>>42737064holy shit how did you make 13 thousand dollars in two and half minutes. thats incredible. you should write a book
>>42737069We're all 30+ terminally single men with jobs who live with out moms
>>42737072Invest that shit brother
>>42737072Do you tell her you love her
>>42737069Bank won't give me a mortgage so I have to save up to cash buy a house.
>>42737073Legitimately into what?
>>42737066I'm a multitasker! It's also the weekend.>>42737069Market's still pretty volatile right now.
>>42737075I save that for 18 year old trannies online
if i had lots of money id get so much hair removalelectrolysis in between laser sessions... if only...
>>42737083No you don't
>>42737061Yeah I would want to learn how to do it for you if only because it would be easier than doing it yourself, and I'd kiss you on the forehead afterwards.
>>42737083god deliver that poor lady from evil
>>42737077Index funds, high dividend stocks, precious metals, anything to stop losing to inflation
>>42737033Rich funny and pretty.the American dream girl
i've cleared almost half of my student loan debt waow... i'm gonna be debtless in like 2030 at this rate.>>42737077mutual funds that focus on european or chinese companies probably. those seem to be doing great atm.
>>42737089i yearn for this
>>42737090Let me deliver my evil into you, babe
BPD (boyfriend penis dude)
post boyfriend penis
>>42737069it isnt sitting around. It is all in redraws, it is how I make money and make the cost of living more expensive for the rest of you. Tax free as an unrealised asset. its debt, technically, but only if I spend it, and it costs far less than borrowing money. I realistically have about $800k sitting there, but I am not looking to create more liquidity. I just like to have 40-50k sitting there. In case I want shit, or need to move against inflation. >>42737073if only you actually knew what you were talking about
pissing on choids
>>42737106ohh its a larpokay carry on
>>42737093i would rather be a political prisoner in that hellhole than a citizen of it>>42737103good luck im behind 7 sealing barriers>>42737104>>42737105boyfriend penis is not a compliment
eui telling you she can deepthroat but not telling you she thinks it's hot if gagging on cock makes her vomit
>>42737102Maybe I'm a bad chaser for not knowing this but does it make you feel different afterwards? Or even just sting? You could stay in my lap for a while and I'll hold you and gently massage it.
Sup cg
>>42737117it only hurts if i fuck up putting it in. it doesn’t really feel like much at all desu. but the thought of someone wanting to do them for me and caring for me after is very sweet and cute i think
>>42737111i only discriminate against girl penis
Time to leave cya all
>>42737130this is antifeminist
>>42737120Go back to mtfg pls
chasers dont know this but a hormone shot actually causes extreme cramps and masculinisation that can only be alleviated by a direct wire transfer or cash payment
>tfw no gf
>>42737133When i go to mtfg they say come here....Gotta post somewhere
So Marie-coded, its unrealhttps://youtu.be/LDDtCiCDncw?si=dt8xLc0iClLpdAib
someone please date beanboy so he fucks offcan we get rick to rickfish him?rick you will redeem yourself if you rickfish beanboy
>>42737147Why don't you date him
>>42737147Yes some one plz date beanboy
>>42737023that is a good idea actually. youre not so bad, u can go in the middle
>>42737155YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>42737150i… shut up man..
Someone make an AI chatbot on discord he can addThe fat retarded 4 inch dick brown autistic faggot won't be able to tell and he'll be gone forever.
morny
>>42737162Maybe you'd fall in love if you got to know him
>>42737034when guys here tell me im hot i think this is what they think i look like. its really depressing when i remember that i look absolutely nothing like that. i literally just look like a weird deformed man
>>42737167ggfdhhdgfhgsdghsghs
>>42737165Why so much hate anon. What did i do to you?
>>42737165>retarded 4 inch dick brown autistic faggotDescribes some of our top trannies. I don't see why we can't have chasers like that too
>>42737167good morning... it is another day
>>42737179right like on paper thats my husband
i need to kill myself
I really like this mashuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IXqjGE_DOA
>>42737170I've seen your face, it was so cute even though your hair was wet and unflatteringI've seen your body, it was so soft and enticing and makes me want to put hands all over you.
>>42737187Then you'll be thrice dead
>>42737190>I've seen your body, it was so soft and enticing and makes me want to put hands all over you.I say this
>>42737190you havent really seen me>>42737191no one has ever done that before i think
>>42737165>The fat retarded 4 inch dick brown autistic faggot won't be able to tell and he'll be gone forever.are you talking about me? thats about me right
Me, my enby friend, and my two boymoder friends
>>42737140I'm not mean to people at all but you are idek
>>42737173Part of me wants to tie you up and use you for dog baiting. Give me a reason why I shouldn't indulge this urge.
>>42737205boymoders do not expose their tummy tho. i wish i had a pretty tummy + waist so i could wear those tops
boymoding 2day
>>42737205it really does feel like this
>>42737205need to become a fashion boymoder desu
>>42737205is that Ric Flair's daughter on the left?
>>42737213I took them shopping in the women's section to help them get out of their shells
>>42737205>shoulderhon trying to angelfraud>rib-hon with no tits>two t4t bogged "boymoders"
>>42737224no baby that is kesha
>>42737224no but charlotte flair dresses fun too
>>42737205Gzgzgzzgzgzgz>>42737206How so?>>42737212Because im a big man and can fight back
how do i angelfraud. i want to do that too
>>42737237i do that in all my pics. just take 999999 pics and go changing your pose in every pic to hide your male features and help your feminine features ^.^
>>42737239but that's anglefrauding, not angelfrauding
>>42737237i think thats when you lie to guys that you're a virgin>>42737239i think thats just taking a good photo
>>42737237Go watch david suh videos on instagram
>>42737231Lol i guess i see it. Damn that bitch is botched.>38yoMogged by Boston tranny from chasergen. Crazy how life works
>>42737241oh sorry i misread your question sorry im dumb>>42737245its different bc im a tranny tho
>>42737237>>42737241It's easy. Just become the Morning Star>>42737239>>42737245You're both so fucking stupid and retarded and gay
>>42737253i promise you beloved international pop star kesha will be just fine
>>42737255it actually is not>>42737260hehe yeah :3
>>42737260>fucking stupid and retarded and gaytrue about me. false about bronya. shes just gay
> all 4 answered the Call
Crazy that with tech today if you've even posted one pic of your face a chaser can turn you into an AI fuckdoll.
Haven't showered in a couple days. Who wants to lick and suck the sweat and grime off daddy's dick
>>42737253I'm pretty sure kesha mogs me physically and cosmically but I appreciate the sentiment
>>42737284Post picture
>>42737281i wish they would it would save me a lot of time
>>42737284Relax Milf. You're not bogged.
>>42737277dont take being stupid and retarded away from me i need my neetbuxx
>>42737265She can be rich, but she is a botched and ugly and looks well in her 40s>beloved international pop starLiterally hasn't made a hit in about 15 years. She is not that beloved or famous
>>42737293Why are there kesha antis in my tranny chasing thread
>>42737284No she really doesn't. But women think all famous people are beautiful so your post was very fembrained
>>42737277>>42737270You should both go ass2ass for me>doesnt know who Sardas is
>>42737299sardas is like a little sister to me i could never i would be trying to cover her eyes she's too pure
Keshas music sucked when it was out. Total bottom slop
>>42737296how can i hate someone who i didn't even recognize? I 100% thought that was Charlotte Flair
>>42737299Does it really matter though?
>>42737288of what?
>>42737304its not charlotte flair its kesha. next to her is halsey and the veronicas
>>42737312That's awesome bronya, thank you
Bronya would kill as a uk sister hong
>>42737314I can also identify actors as long as they're gay famous. like I could spot Emma Stone from a hundred paces but I still do not know what gal gadot looks like
>>42737306You silly
I have this idea of Bostonmilf inside my head of literal perfection. Am i being a narcissist if i said that i would rather never see a single picture of her? Not saying she isn't cute and hot, but it would never match the image of her i created and i don't want to be disappointed
people on every alien movie see an egg and think "let me just rub my face against this"
If you were an extra in a movie how would you be described in the credits?
>>42737320I'm very flaky, very mean, and I will not show up sober regardless of what we're doing. that said I am a delight to be around
>>42737332Me when bruv put eyes 'pon dat gocky
>>42737333I saw in the credits of some show I was watching recently that said >Mexican 1>Mexican 2and thought that was funny>hey guys that's me on this show, Im random Mexican 1
>>42737324I could identify Emma Stone too and i'm a man. She is still cute and relevant, contrary to Kesha. Gal Gadot would be harder for sure
>>42737330please do not put women on a pedestal like that it only makes everyone suffer sooner or later. a face reveal is always without exception a disappointment compared to what you had imagined that's just how the human mind works
>>42737312Jesus Christ who is in heaven... that's the Veronicas? Anyone else remember when they used to gig in the valley lol. Omg and now they going bog mode... Fuck! Those American torture cannibalism parties must really affect the brain.
i am not a woman
>>42737335I meant as a slut who whores herself out for produce
>>42737342You can actually put bostanon on a pedestal. She's built like a sex god. It's fine
maybe i wont go out today
predator vs polar bear who wins?
>>42737349Is this a trope? cos I been seeing this guy and he always brings around stuff he grows on his property...
>>42737342>please do not put women on a pedestal like thatI don't, only Bonstonmilf because she reached a mythical status for me>a face reveal is always without exception a disappointment compared to what you had imagined that's just how the human mind worksfor sure, but that's just how the brain works doesn't apply to looks only.
>>42737349oh I read sister hang. I was like omg that's so cute I love hanging out with my sisters... no I'm not interested in sex work I'm very wealthy thank you for the opportunity though
Any girls whose preference is fwb or even sex only? I'd actually prefer if I could be in a relationship but I'm too autistic and want my independence too much.
>>42737341what did Kesha do to you to make you feel this strongly. Are you okay
Sister Act 2
i should kill myself
>>42737366Let me hug you first
dropping bombs on the shitter rn sounds like a fireworks show
>>42737360Bronya can you bluepill a young nigga on how so much of the horniness centers around objectifying and abusing trans women? Do you think it's healthy for tranny's to be in this kind of environment? What needs to change?
>>42737343my love you sound psychotic and worse old>>42737350>>42737356there are no exceptions to this. regardless what you are expressing is "it's fine to put her on a pedestal because I have already put her on a pedestal so she must be deserving of it"
>>42737367you wouldnt want to
>>42737359Honestly yeah
What if stu has a spaghetti allergy and her ravaged gut biome is harming her mental health
>>42737370Increasingly I feel there is an ethical obligation (in addition to the existing wellbeing and economic ones on a personal level) to avoid, especially for dating, men entirely.
>>42737374Bad kitten. Learn to pair bond for daddy.
>>42737376i would still eat spaghetti bc i dont deserve to feel good
>>42737354Hand to hand combat polar bear wins, otherwise the predator wins because he has hella guns and it would be unfair.
>>42737380I don't really do that stuff not my style
>>42737386Oppa pair bond style
>>42737388eyyyyyy sexy chasey
>that there here face when you dont have no gf
>>42737354i would bet on the polar bear against the chaser
ok dude
>>42737389I actually think it's chasers who can't pair bond and the women just settle for them. If chasers were capable of love, we'd have less WGTOW
>>42737393good one
>>42737395nelson mandela never actually existed
>>42737330I promise it's not that exciting! Is this why people never add me on discord?
>>42737395They bnwo'd the vape juice baka
any tranner to settle for me?
>>42737396Nah it's the women. You don't see harems of chasers.
>>42737396I loved with all my heart but girls destroyed my heart and now I can't feel anything, sorry
i want a chaser harem
>>42737396to be frank I think the fact that men are fundamentally not capable of love is pretty low on the list of reasons heterosexuality does not work
>>42737405>>42737407Men and not taking accountability, name a more classic combination
>>42737411Pop off queen
Surely posting pathetic and whiny messages repeatedly for days on end will impress the women, they will be attracted to me and I will get a girlfriend easily
i actually think that both men attracted to trans women and trans women are able to pair bond just fine! but some of y'all have real issues with relationships that are unrelated to your transness or chaserhood and more related to y'all being mentally ill 4chan dwellers <3
>>42737413benzos and alcohol
>>42737410You need to top that many men? That's pretty gay, bro
American cultural heritagehttps://youtu.be/rWxGUes6h58
>>42737424no i wouldn’t top them but i might get them to top each other and watch while i have sex with one
>>42737421I do. what now
>>42737413What accountability do you want from me, I've given all I have, I'm sorry for my flaws and all my mistakes please forgive me
>>42737427Please don't say am*rican it's really triggering for me
>>42737421
>>42737420:D
>>42737399I can add you, i honestly thought about it but then went to sleep.I will most likely never meet you tho so it would just be some casual friendly chat don't know if that's a waste of time for you or not
>>42737430less 4chan more real life! it's easier than it sounds
>>42737428this is what I want, deserve, and am very close to achieving
i would fuck beanboy in the ass
>>42737421Actual TRVKE but it's fun to gender wars post
>>42737438that's just not something I'm interested in. but thank you
>>42737421THANK YOU.
Boston anon needs to give me her @ so we can make housing arrangements. If she wants carpet everywhere in our cottage I'll need compromises.
What is it with americans and full carpet floors. Many things I can kinda sorta digest and tolerate in the american way of life, but not that.
Bronya I have to take a shower now. I'll miss you.
>tfw no gfTo be fair i change the apu every time.
thinking about the fact that countless single celled organisms managed to survive Earth's harsh environments against all odds, evolving bigger and more complex in a brutal system where all life forms eat other life forms to survive, eventually becoming a human, and those humans surviving near extinction and fighting against larger stronger creatures for survival and eventually creating tools to even the odds, making us the apex predators on earth, all of this led to creating me. the fact that I am alive is amazing.
>>42737461The double dip of shoes indoors is crazy too
>>42737468>ShoweringShe likes them smelly bro, what are you doing???
>>42737461its comfy for barefeet. its temperature neutral so it doesn't get as cold as wood or stone. other than that its annoying to clean often where with smooth floors you can just sweep everything off
Thinking of that night I sat on bronyas face after not showering for 3 daysI was apprehensive but she said she was so drunk she'd forget so I did itWonder if she did forget in the end
how often do you think bronya showersshe probably takes opulent baths
>>42737437>>42737457it’s this but backwards: meoprewolf
How tight do you think discordia's hole is. The tiny bitch must be like a fucking vice
>>42737524like rotting flesh due to malnourishment
Trans girl gloryOr cism pleasure?
>>42737524I worry her bussy would chop my dick off like a quillotine if I were to slep her butt mid act
>>42737468Be safe. Be stable.
>>42737524She doesnt eat, so she doesnt shit. Someone is going to bleed for sure. It's not gonna be her though, since she never leaves her apartment
>>42737485i take a glass of white or sparkling wine into a bath, usually with a small cheeseboard, about three times a day
>>42737524Isn't she like 5'2. Id be down to fuck her and find out
>Maybe trannies...can put it up their ass, Steven
Henlo frens wanna come over to /b/ and join my apu thread?
Doing a cold war era spy operation to install new plumbing in bronya's home that redirects her bath drain to a cistern underneath my building that I can drink from
>>42737548I talked to her in dms but we were a bit too far to meet up. She'd sent a vid of her using this tiny dildo and it was still gripping
>>42737524History will unironically redeem bronya's chaserncategoriesn
>>42737562Bronyas what
>>42737558You know what you have to do right?
Hey sophia do you post/browse in any other boards?
>>42737571She posts on /fa/ for sure
tranny_spanking_her_ass.mp4
good morning
>>42737565Chaser categories
chasers what got you into trannies in the first place? whats your chaser origin story?
>>42737568Not leaking her shit lol we still dm sometimes.
Yeah, I could have sex with Discordia anytime...but she doesnt wanna take a trip to FUB-TOWN
>>42737575pichu schizo poster posts on /fa/ too
>>42737571i use /r9k/ and /vg/
>>42737585do you actually post on r9k
>>42737582Are you implying what i think you're implying?
>>42737579Actual answer? Repressed bisexualityTranny answer: haha I'm not really into trannies haha ;) I just love women you know :p
>>42737555im calling poison control i cant have any more blood on my hands
>>42737579https://youtu.be/kthOJJT93IY?t=17
>>42737562>>42737565>>42737578let history do as it will. i have done nothing but set out the truth as i understood it. the result of that knowledge is none of my affairs
>>42737588idk what you're implying but he was posting her pics on hairgen
>>42737579Not a tru chaser as I just see trannies as women. So its basically just like having a larger number of women to flirt with
>>42737587yeah it was my home board for a long time before i came here
>>42737577Its little and tired. I'm going to bed, tramp
trying my new HEATED TOBACCO DEVICE if you need me i will be hitting my HEATED TOBACCO DEVICE>>42737582that makes sense he's a known repper
>>42737598Nta but it was mine years ago. That's why we get along so well <3
>>42737601vocaroo PLEASSE
>>42737578And those are?
>>42737596i thought you were implying that bronya is the pichu schizo
>>42737579i'm too old and jacked to troon out so i like having sex with them and supporting them we love you girls
>>42737603i love us>>42737605LMFAO do you want one i have no idea what it'll sound like. ill do it for you now
Trannies will inhale poison baccy before they sick it from the backy....
>>42737577good morning to you too, thot
>>42737608uh oh repper…
>>42737607lmao maybe you're onto somethingshe was always so jealous of pichu
>>42737547is there ever any soap involved
>>42737617what
>>42737610You have to review it too
>>42737621what do you mean what?
https://voca.ro/1dXmAiKFfzRO
>>42737606I think they were basically fag, closet pedo, and incel
Not gonna lie I know it doesn't encompass why you do it but you becoming what I find attractive is incredibly fucking sexy.
>>42737619No. don't be ridiculous
>>42737628Update I crushed the ball and it's lovely. Still not feeling it tho
>>42737628blue balled again... but the thought of you hitting it make me twitch down there
>>42737630This thread is going to turn me into bronya's little misandrist pick me bf
>>42737629yeah that's basically itAlthough I increasingly feel the need to include misogynists. I'm studying them as we speak
Trannies Id fuck no second thought>Alex - passoid, cute voice, fat ass>Bpdmodee - Passoid, cute personality>Discordia - cute enough, tiny, I have a thing for brats, passing voice>Rose - Cutest personality here, she deserves better than me>Throw in rach with a pillow over his head - that ass is crazy, not opposed to femboysThought of throwing in mef but that personality is gross. Feels like some weird pedo shit I couldn't do it.
>>42737637I do not understand how one could reach any other conclusion
i took a shower, washed my body with sulfur soap (its good for a mild exfoliating and cleaning your skin once or twice a week) moisturized my whole body and now i will do skincare, makeup and im going to do groceries. bye
>>42737614good morningggg :D
>>42737639can you tell me more about the second thoughts you would be having in my boudoir. I'm touching myself to them if that affects your response at all
Hey anons,So I’ve been digging through old threads and archive caps for the past few nights, connecting dots and following breadcrumbs. I thought I was just going to find some funny inconsistencies or lore gaps. Instead I think I found something way weirder.I don’t think Rick is a real person.Or more specifically, I don’t think the “person” behind Rick is real. The rabbit hole goes way deeper than I expected. It looks like multiple anons have been pretending to be him over time. The pics attached to the posts are of a real person, sure. Reverse searches bring up an actual human. But the persona of Rick, if we can even call it that, feels completely fabricated.I started checking tripcodes and noticed something off. “Rick” had posts tied to different trips at different times. Not just minor variations either. Completely different posting styles. Different vocabulary. Different hours active. And in some cases, posts coming from different regions based on timestamp patterns and archive data. That should not happen if it’s one consistent user.Unless…It’s multiple people sharing the identity.Or the trips are being spoofed.Or we are just dealing with several anons roleplaying the same character and nobody noticed.Once I started lining it all up it genuinely made me freak out a bit. The more I looked the less cohesive it became. It stopped looking like one guy with a life story and started looking like a patchwork made from different users keeping the myth alive.So now I’m wondering. Are there just trips floating around here with rotating personalities and posting styles? Has this always been a thing and I’m just late to the realization?Am I overthinking this or is Rick basically a community constructed entity at this point?Would love to hear if anyone else has dug into this or noticed similar patterns.
>>42737639Alex is by definition not a passoid because her voice doesn't pass
>>42737643have fun at groceries!!
Alex twerk routine to bad and boujee
>>42737646Okay Rick.
>>42737646yeah there's no rick did you not know this
>>42737639>didn't mention my boobs why even live bros
>>42737644Since this is a music thread hear this out if you haven'thttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EtVrpJJQxIYou are the only who somewhat indulges me in this type of music
>>>/gif/30284267
>>42737639This but also hine, sanity and the two Australian nonas.
>>42737646hi there rick
>>42737658lol
>>42737634>>42737635the vocaroo is way less exciting than u made it seem
>>42737657im listening >>42737652rip takeoff
>>42737645You are incredibly physically repulsive to me
>>42737653>>42737660These sound like bots...
>>42737663i suggest you quit before you develop a bronya vaping fetish like i have
>>42737656It's the Nicki Minaj dilemma.
amazing find at the grocery store. only one brown one (the worst flavor)
>>42737639I like to filter them more There are trannies who deserve total sexual destructionOthers who you fuckAnd others who you make love toAlex deserves total sexual destructionRose you make love toBpdmoder is probably the closest case to a mix between all 3
Trannies I'd fuck with no second thoughts>Fat Alex - great ass, faggy voiceBpd (fat timeline) - looks great thin would probably be even hotter fat>Bronya - free space>That blonde slampig who sometimes posts in passgen - holy shit what a hottie>Fat kiria - dame la Bonita mamacita jajaja>eui - cute lil chubster
>>42737647I dont consider that desu. Passoid to me is about looks. Voice is a big plus, prob why I have discordia there, but I dont think its a must, as long as they sound a little girly at least
>>42737646very cool rick!fred farragofred farragofred farrago
>>42737663the people want what they want my job is just to do it with a straight face>>42737666mmnggh yeah? tell me more. what specifically about me repulses you
>>42737656Its not an exhaustive list, you have great tits babe, but your ass is the star of the show.
>>42737670now that i'm 30 pounds down i feel my tits mog my ass... https://litter.catbox.moe/mkw79s35mo21uocq.jpeg
>>42737674what about fat stu
>>42737657This is the beanoid shit discordia listens to
>>42737683Good catch, definitely throw fat stu on there
Trannies I'd fuck with no second thoughts>Anon
>>42737673thanks anon >>42737674do u genuinely prefer fat me..
>>42737689<3
I prefer thin stu
>>42737674i resent that you intervened to fatten many of the others yet left me stranded. Do you not think I can get fatter. do you believe in my potential that little
>>42737673Alright I'll relist them into those>Discordia and Alex get "total sexual destruction">BP and rose get love>rach gets a standard fuck
Big Bron
>>42737689:D
>>42737657Unironically rips as a certified reggaeton hater>>42737691Yeah but it's just my preference>>42737695In my headcanon the ozempic didn't work and you never defattened, same with eui
>>42737682that video of you playing with your nipple is one of the hottest things i've ever seen
>>42737646Rick and Kayla are the same person
>>42737705This dude's never seen a woman naked irl lmao
>>42737705it's 10x hotter in person
>>42737703What's the last game you played?
>>42737682Nice!!
>>42737707No, discordia is Rick
i would have so much sex with that kiria bitch who remembers her haha she was so annoying i would love to hatefuck her haha
>>42737710Old school runescape on moblie dear.
>>42737689Gonna fuck you so hard it turns your pelvis into dust
i look like this
>>42737675Do you understand what passing means? You can't pass if you sound like a man when you're speaking. Voice is probably the single most important thing if you want to pass
>>42737715This but unironically with discordia
>>42737702>unironically ripsis that a good thing? not familiar with that expression
i don't get the total sexual destruction thing who's gonna tell these guys i'm waking them up in the middle of the night for round 3 or 4. i sexually destroy guys. my ex had to get a cialis prescription because he couldn't keep up
>>42737715i would run her over with my ford bronco (i drive a ford bronco)
does stamper still post here?
let me sexually restore u to health
>>42737724Yeah I thought it was catchy
>>42737721Alright bro I really don't care that much. You want me to repost the list and call them physically passing or some shit? Its not that deep. If voice was the most important thing then discordia and bpd would be the only passoids here. is that the world you wanna live in?
>>42737721Yea i dont get trans(girls) that dont voicetrain. Seems lazy to me but i also get a boner from fagcents so yea
waking up my bf (57) in the middle of the night (930pm) for round 3 (I need the cvc code from his credit card again)
>>42737732Who's stamper
>>42737728It means how rough you're being fucked Alex
>>42737731based that retard dont know how to drive she deserves that
>>42737740If you can swallow while you're deepthroating me you can do this (I'm 57)
there's like one anon in here who goes on and on about my voice bro omg who cares man just keep it pushing
>>42737735Nice, thanks. Agreed, especially the chorus, don't know if you understand the lyrics but they are cute and catchyBut i'm not a reggaeton hater, actually the more i listen to it the more i like it
>>42737751It's very gay in a good way
>>42737759I think she sounds cute. Could stand to voice train but it's really not bad compared to a lot of posters here
>>42737751There are at least 2 because I like to make fun of it too
>>42737736REAL thats actually soooo real. my buttcrack isnt as powerful as his tho>>42737748i would put her in the back of my ford bronco as she thrashes and tries to escape and drive her to a vet so they can take care of her
(In raging homosexual flamer male voice) there's like one anon in here who goes on and on about my voice bro omg who cares man just keep it pushing
>>42737751I think i remember your voice being super fem but i cant remember
Girl I've fantasised about being in a relationship withAlexAussie nonasBlairebpdhinekomori
Alex has an amazing voice and she’s so smart too
>>42737770Go away John Lennon
>>42737774She doesn't post her voice that often idk i remember it sounding fine. Id rather sometime who looks like a girl and sounds like a man than someone who looks like a man and sounds like a girl
>>42737786>>42737785let's run away together guys
>>42737788>>42737786Extreme cope lol. Trip on Alex
>>42737788strange preference but you found the right place
choid breaks into your house looking this this https://unsee cc/album#VEqk3AzSFBS3wut do?
>>42737787imagine all da people
>>42737786This is good bait
>>42737795hi
>>42737799Not funny, ur not a comedian. Go away
>>42737787if anyone can find the john lennon shirt with crosshairs on his head that'd be awesome
>>42737802I can Photoshop out the "yous" too, Alex.
>>42737797i'd shoot him
>>42737795All posted in like 30 seconds nice cope bud. Neggers are so sad.
>>42737785>hinekomoriGood shout, she goes to love making category, very cute>Aussie nonasOne 100% would get it. She is really hot
>>427375794chan turned me into a chaserSince we're on 4chan I imagine it's similar for mostThis site had a fixation on trans women and plenty were already posting themselves since the 2000s, shit was really ahead of the curve
>>42737796Is it really all that strange? Like discordia is cute but not the best looking by any stretch, but has the best voice imo. By that metric is she like your holy grail? I really don't get that.
>>42737579I was laying in my moms closet and thought all like "yo dude i havent gotten laid and im 19" the rest is history.
>>42737715I prefer sardass
>>42737820Yes, that's why i didn't even reply to the post, it's not some tragic backstory or anything, i just came to 4chan and started going down the rabbit hole
>>42737813do u honestly think i care that much . i'm too employed for that
>>42737820i like recording vintage style trap videos, do you think there is an audience for that
>>42737832Cared enough to respond lol. It obviously bothers you when people talk about your weird voice. I wonder if people can guess just based on that alone
You guys fuckin or naw?
>>42737849Yea i fuckem
>>42737849naw
>>42737850Who the fuck even are you never look in my direction>>42737851Aww gee
>>42737699Big Bron Donkey BronShe's The Leader Of The BunchYou Know Her Well
>>42737849trying to make it happen
>>42737702valid
>>42737857I am beanboy
>>42737849Yeah, spread your cheeks
>>42737840it's just one or two anons who talk about it every single day at some point. it's a little tiring. if it rly bothered me i'd do something about it but im not there yet. maybe when im done losing weight i'll prioritize that next
>>42737849I'm 28 years old, I've never had sex, and I post about choking and throatfucking trannies
>>42737871Why not?
>>42737871Brother I'll tell ya it feels amazing once you actually do it
So was Rick even a real person or nah?
>>42737870you can’t let them get you down Alex, all the girls here look up to you
Legend has it that if you walk up to a mirror and say this name >>42737679 three times, the trans woman you're thinking of's repper boyfriend will troon out on them
>>42737849A little
>>42737826love her>>42737770hopefully they put her down. put her to sleep. inshallahim going to do groceries bye
>>42737822first of all I have the best voice in this gen by far
>>42737882I'm Rick sometimes
how many chasers here are virgins
>>42737871I believe in you!
Starting to think this whole chaser thing might be a little bit weird. Thoughts?
whoah manchu is so beautiful
>>42737885>all the girls here look up to youno way lol
>>42737804sharing all the world
>>42737900You probably have by far the worst. lay off the cigs maybe. You are the least attractive both physically and vocally. I honestly feel bad for you.
>>42737910A few must
>>42737912I'm lighting one just for you right now baby
>>42737905Not me :^)
>>42737646Now where would these rotating trip-spoofing pranksters be getting multiple hole-spreading pics and bespoke cheek twerking vids of some random guy's fitness journey account?Good one Rick
>>42737849no :(
>>42737890I'm groceries.>>42737909>manchuGeez I mean the red and black hair isn't my favorite but I thought you were on good terms
>>42737908well the term chaser doesn't have very postive roots so its an uphill battle to start but it's really not that difficult for guys who are really into trannies to treat them in non weird ways.
>>42737925damn...
>>42737927so you would think, huh
There's actually different styles of fagvoice. Alex has a classic tranny fagvoice. Bronyas has the zoomer fagvoice. Mina has a different, more well trained fagvoice. All of them are beautiful in their own way.
>>42737905Probably half. More than the tranners I thinkTrannies tend to deal with their fucked adolescent mental state by gfcoping during repression, chasers tend to deal with it via isolation
Yeah, i could totally bag Alex or BPD-chan. I just dont, since they're Least Coasters
>>42737927What if she a lil freaky with it though?
>>42737910cheerleader body and needs a linebacker kinda boyfriend ;)
>>42737910you are living every older trans girl’s dream life
Had a dream of coming out as a chaser to my dad and he was like "everyone already knows dumbass"
>>42737927what if she treats me bad first?
>>42737944What just employed and alive?
>>42737910Cuz you're tall
>>42737933i feel a quiet pride that mine reads cisfag
>>42737948Yeah
>>42737939then get a lil freaky with her, nothing wrong with that.
>>42737947i offer this service for anyone interested. just to put that out there
>>42737951It's said all the time but to say it again it's weird that you just sound American
>>42737950Funny but mean
>>42737948hope i get to be that happy when im that old
If ever there were a time to finally drop my phone in the bath water it would be this morningWoke up hungover and went straight into the bath to shitpost with trannies and I'm already feeling better
Ohayou gozaimasu
>>42737962i will say it's very weird for me too like I also find it strange I've just had quite a long time to get used to it. i worry people will think it's from voice training and be put off doing it themselves
>>42737944this made me smile ...a big source of pride for me is that 6 years ago i was sleeping in a homeless shelter in boston ... now i have a cute little apartment by the beach and my bills are paid and my car is decent and i eat good and im not in debt u guys can do it too..
>>42737970>>42737944she is in her 20s chill the fuck out
>>42737976>wakeup >Instant ropefuelLove you alex
Here comes lil miss trouble
>>42737973Good morning! :D
>>42737973Not today baby go back to sleep we'll make time just for you tomorrow okay
>>42737976Don't forget the perfect oiled up titties
>>42737976You’re so skinny and smart too chica
old man I hope u have a good day. I get to wfh today :]
I wish sm1 would wake me up with like groping or smthn
>>42737985This is what I say in my fagvoice any time my tranner walks in the room (Then I drop to the floor and start voguing and duckwalking)Still want that gay boyfriend, trannie?
>>42737976Life got easier the more you became a girl. Really makes you think
>>42737983i was 21 in the homeless shelter 25k in debt... now i live my dream life in miami at 27... u got it discordia
I had no money and no bitches at 21I have no money and no bitches at 31Average life of a chaser
>>42738002i started transitioning when i had a roommate in my first apartment in tampa.. at that point the hard work was done
>>42737999ya :)
>>42738006Hahahahaha
I have 31 money and no bitches
>>42738006Even with no money, you are entitled to a top tier tranny
>touches Disco all over
>>42738017you only have 31 dollars?
>>42738019does the top tier tranny know about this arrangement
>>42738006Go away rick
Flavored seltzer just tastes like salty water that someone dipped a fruit slice in for 2 seconds
is it locktober yet?
>>42738006Good thing trannies love you for who you are, and not what you have
>>42737937he looks happy
>>42738028yes
>>42738022Average chaser hand
>>42738024She's just happy to be pumped and dumped
>>42737988>>42737993love u guys!!
>>42738025isn't rick older than that
>>42738023Who said anything about dollars?
>>42738042Damn this nigga have 31 bitcoinIf he goes missing call interpol
>>4273804231 pesos? rupees? yen?
>>42738033You like fat men. You make them (Me) happy
>>42738042You should give me a bitcoin ahaha
uoggggghhhh
>>42738054Are you some kind of money digger or do you just like sticking your big nose in my private fiduciary businesses?
do chasers play risk of rain 2
The trans girls who like FUBs are always so much lower value than the ones who hate FUBs.
>discordia sees money>discordia begs for money The dawgy shitpost has spawned in my head without her even needing to be here
>>42738066We only play league of legends like real men
Ugh ugh ugh
>>42738067So I'm high value
>>42738075league is fine too I've been play a ton of aram mayhem
>>42738072You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. I grew up in the hood you have to learn to swallow your pride and hustle
>>42738067I don’t hate fubs, I hang out with fubs, I just wouldn’t fuck one
Tfw no gf
>>42737997hi bmth girl!! working from home sounds great! i'm gonna go hiking today with my dog should be pretty nice a little snow today and thanks hope you have a good one today too! :)
>>42738066I own it but haven't played it since it basically came out. I would again though
>>42738088I prefer traditional aram, mayhem is too adhd zoomer for me
Oh its a music thread. I'll periololically post what I'm listening toyoutube.com/watch?v=KBGejpArJRo
Fub-enjoyment does not really tell you anything about a woman besides she likes fubs IMESometimes they're really hot, sometimes they're grody, sometimes they're nice, sometimes they're evilBronya's all 4!
>>42738084You're Great Value (Walmart) brand
>>42738112Ive never been to Walmart that's not really a big thing here. Mostly targets
>>42738104waow that sounds so comfy. give ur doggy lots of love for me. hope you see some pretty sights!!
blogpost time. my album came in!!!!!
>>42738124Rach is NOT gonna be happy about this one bit!!
i am not too fond of rap music personally. except for eminem.
>>42738115What're you talking about?
>>42738128it's r&b. real loverboy romantic shit. i want to make love to butterflies
>wet-ass P-word
thoughts on beanboy?
>>42738138basedboy
>>42738106i just like getting really big or really small in mayhem
>>42738138filtered and forgotten
I'll only ever listen to rap if a girl I'm talking to sends me rapI'm not proud of how chudbrained this is, I just grew up in a white bubble of rock and metal kids and never acquired the taste and it never stuck when I tried later
>>42738130They're viewed as like giga chud places. We went to target and ralphs
>>42738138i want alex to eat beanboy's ass and jerk him off
>>42738150it's not chudbrained to not enjoy rap desu
>>42738123>give ur doggy lots of love for me.will do i taught him to give kisses too so i'll get a few extra for you! and i'll get some pictures for you too!
>>42738090you didn’t grow up in the hood, lil jeet, you grew up in the slums of sri lanka, you think you’re gonna be the next slumdog millionaire answering naruto questions and begging for white cock. Pathetic specimen
youtube.com/watch?v=A7y_fCEntdQ>42738150I can send you rap
>>42738156Yeah but it's certainly a correlation I am Yakub's strongest mayomonkey
I think Alex is really hot but she'll never look my way. Sad and depressing, I hate being seen as a villain here shit gets tiring
Finna jerk it
>>42738162hey there's no need to be rude she looks up to you and wants to be your friend
>>42738162>first post in the thread>Discordia postingWhat happened to you
rap is really great and potentially the most culturally impactful music genre of the last 10 years
>>42738146Yeah you can get HUGE in there
>>42738128Rap music is the worst
dawgy is going through a midlife crisis.sad to see
>>42738169FRED FARRAGOFRED FAGGAGO
>Flaccid cock in mouth to the base>play with it with tongue>feel it grow and fill my throatWhy can't i have this
>>42738175she needs me to bully her, I don’t need friends>>42738176I was summoned
>>42738179hyuge even
>>42738151>>42738151>They're viewed as like giga chud places.Then I am the Giga Chud. Target is the same thing as walmart. And Ralph's is just a Kroger rebrand nowadays. I've seen so many Kroger rebrand stores close in LA county
>>42738189Mods doxxing. Anon is doxxing a real name
>>42738178Yea but its all still soo shit tho
>>42738201the mods don't care fred, everyone hates you
>>42738105ooooh you want to build a proc chain soo bad right now
obligatory post about dawgy being 40 years old and clowning on a lil mexijeet
>>42738212this dawg looks very cute and polite
>>42738205Don't care doxxing is a perma-bannable offense
imma be real with y’all for a second, if you’re legally an adult I will never hold back
i stand by rick
I think it'd be romantic to have a gf who idly plays with my softie in bed but we'd have to fuck a few times to tire it out first
>>42738169then maybe you shouldn't have negged me on trip
>>42738223Trannies say this and then hate chasies for saying the same thing
>>42738221CHRIS PRATTCHRIS PRATTCHRIS PRATT
I dont get negging. Why would I wanna fuck a guy who makes me feel bad. And why would I give a guy a better chance just because another guy was mean to me?
>>42738232I don't think I did. I always thought you were incredibly hot. So many trolls here, it's impossible to have a genuine conversation
>>42738160oooo wow I'm excited I love nature pics!! the pics you post of your jobsite always look super comfy :D
honestly i feel like more than anything else the thing i like the most is watching a moid cum on his own stomach. i think broadly im less interested in sex than i am in seeing what kind of face you make while you're masturbating
Who wants to go out for AYCE KBBQ?
>>42738234Discordia, are you the one doxxing and spamming ricks real name? It types like it
Gym tomorrow but my legs still hurt from Thursday. Pray for me.
>>42738067im not low value because of my love for FUBs. im low value because of my poor lifestyle and questionable values
>>42738233I ain’t talkin’ about love, sweetie. I’m talkin’ about sweet brutality
>>42738241The thought with actual negging is it's supposed to be a compliment that makes them want to prove their worth to youSomething like "damn babe you look so great in that dress, it's gonna be even better when your boobs come in some more"I think we started calling incel shitflinging here negging just because "neggerman" sounded funny at first when it first started lol Still though, that's old busted 2000s game that never worked great in the first place and autistic guys in tapout shirts tried selling pick-up tip vids to guys about shit like that. Very funny times
>>42738111you know it baby. i contain multitudes. all i offer is to always be deeply inconsistent and unreliable
>>42738253>face in the nudesCan't do that until we're irl and committed, babe
>>42738194I play those champs in solo q so in arams i like to look pretty instead of HUGE
>>42738263Youre low value because you're a third worlder (Not American)
>>42738253>a moid cum on his own stomachI'm physically unable to do this because I cum so hard it flies way off, unless I start practicing a circus trick esque cumshot of shooting it upwards and trying to have it land on my gut when it comes down. Maybe I should, I could sell tickets to the show for you tranners.
Did you all miss the chasergen Beautiful Agony show in the discord?It was like a zoom meeting but we're all secretly gooning under the desk
>>42738272i'm in real life. and im ready to make a commitment. i want to see it. show it to me
What is the hakata-ben of English. I wanna sound cute
i love softies sm
>>42738278dont bait me
>>42738282regardless of any external factors you should definitely be doing that because its extremely funny>>42738286AAVE
I've got a good inch of foreskin when soft. Like an elephants trunk
>>42738289If you were American, youd be in FUB HEAVEN
>>42738292can i play with it
>>42738294im more useful as a way to save them from that sinking ship. i will offer salvation to any FUB who wants it
Chasers post foreskin
>>42738296I'm not a slut sorry
>>42738292Same. It's like a baby anteater. Chaser btw
>>42738292kinda hot
>>42738302don't you want to be
docking with a chasey
sitting under a chaser's desk
>>42738282This reminds me of the clip I saw the other day of a tranny who gooned so hard her spurt hit the ceilingI really don't think there's anyway to fake that unless you're hiring elite video editors in India and are an S tier actressHer pelvic floor must absolutely obliterate dick inside of her to have that kind of vertical
just ended a full 2 day fast. i'm taking questions now
>>42738253Not to be lewd but I really love making a guy cum like this then licking it off of him. Its one of my favourite things to do. I like to look him in the eyes when I do it.
>>42738309I dont know. Its been too long since ive had loving passionate sex i would like to do that for a bit first
beanboy and rick and alex and discordia fucking
>>42738318It’s a cum squib anon.
>>42737639This is a very odd list
>>42738292Mine's always showing a bit of tip, he's chill like that>>42738300I'd have to ask and I don't think she's up yet
>>42738322you get it
>>42738325you don't think you can have both?
>>42738335it's a little transparent right
>>42738330I'm new to the game forgive meI knew about funneling cumlube into the bladder to piss out and like the Japanese shitty fake cum squirts, an explosive squib makes a lot of sense yeah
Getting jacked off by bronya in an operating theater-like setting where a dozen other tranners are expected to watch and take notes
>>42738318Can't quite reach the ceiling sitting down but I have an average horizontal distance of about two yards, I once posted pics of it in hornygen and got dubbed yardanon, but that was ages ago. Fun times.
Heres what my foreskin looks like, but melanated
>>42738341Do you? I think some magic would be lost
>>42738328Im actually deeply attracted to Alex and discordia. They're scary though.
>>42738336Who are you asking?
>>42738350>funneling cumlube into the bladder to piss outwhat
>>42738357And his name is John Cena
Just ended a full 5 day fast. I'm taking questions now
>>42738335That is pretty based list actually
>>42738322This and kissing after
>>42738352we're actually all good on study participants. really, please, i need to ask you to stop applying. our email servers keep being brought down and we do not have the budget to upgrade them
>>42738321Why did you save my post?
>>42738358It's also mostly an asian thing, they're freaky. They'll sit on a fucking machine and leak out lube for a minute+ like they're pissing because they basically are
>don't open any cat box links. You're gonna get RICKACADO'D!
>>42738356I'm going to vomit
>>42738355i don't know! just curious
>>42738377I'm not posting anything>>42738378Is my attraction to you really that nauseating? Damn..
>tfw no gf>tfw no gf
>>42738377What if one day he accidentally leaves his cords in exif. Then he could be, managed.
>>42738376do they just put a tube in their urethra that goes all the way to the bladder for that? that sounds painful
>>42738374it's a great source of pride. same w this one. i'll be framing them.
>>42738389Psychopath
>>42738373Do you know of another study that might need participants?
>calls a guy a pedo for weeks for no reason>turns around and simps for the painfully immature 18yoImagine that
i did my rdls and now my ass hurts so fucking bad
if I’m in a cucked relationship asking for permission to post nudes on 4chan then put me down kevorkian style
>>42738397discordia is 20 though
30+ tranners who want and or need a 35+ daddy boyfriend/husband daddy loves you <3
>>42738393YeahSounding gets pretty fucking crazy too so a little cumlube catheter is nothing
>>42738397That wasn't me calling Steve that. I looked that the posts on 02/20 mimicking my posting style. They were intentionally trying to make it look like me. The whole situation was fucked
>>42738223I just think it's funny how you say this is just the internet, and none of this is real, but you've been malding at a 19yo underweight tranny for weeks.Very immature behavior, huge turnoff
>>42738407Erm quick fact check here it's actually been months
>>42738396yes! im actually consulting on a trial for feminising hormones and associated therapeutic practices. I'll send through your details now
>>42738394What if i told you i made that one too?
>>42738402Me and John Cena have something special you're just jealous
>>42738409I have not been on here posting about him for months. I don't have the time for that. Who the fuck here has time to post here for months about one person? I don't hate Steve and I don't post about him.
Dumping my tranny for having watched Training Day (astaghfirullah she is bnwo)
i wouldn't post nudes on 4chan if i was in a relationship regardless of if my partner cared desu
>>42738404Is this 38 inclusive or 38 exclusive
>>42738411can we make out
If my tranny wants to post nudes on 4chan I get to look at whatever nudes I want on 4chan
>>42738410Thanks! *forwards it to a repper*
>>42738424you're gonna do the second part anyway
If my tranny wants to post nudes on 4chan I'm going to post muscle pics to tranners on 4chan
>>42738423Ok the 2nd one wasn't me but the 1st one was. I truly am an Alex fan>can we make outwe can do way more than that
>>42738432Do it please right now, show her who the boss is
i went to the bookstore but i didnt buy anything. theres not a lot of english books there. should i order the bell jar
Chasers.You've gone to heaven but your tranner for some reason has ended up in hell(she ate shellfish). You cant bring her to heaven. >Would you spend an eternity in hell with your tranner wife?
4chan lewdposter couple who shares sex vids when they meet? More likely than you thinkWait this has already happened it's just been transbians so far
i think the werewolf got a gf. im happy for him but i'll miss his pits.
>>42738441more like sylvia bath. stinky bitch
>>42738445i don't want people knowing what i'm settling for
>>42738444Nah I'm goodIt's heaven so by definition I can't feel bad about it
>>42738445I want a chaser bf to make romantic pornos with
>>42738403Don't remind me please
>>42738451You settling would be like a thin hairless guy which is some of these girls' tasteI fully expect you to be getting suffocated by tremendous gut when your sextapes leak
Soles? Ova here
>>42738444Uh the priest said 'till death do us apart sooooo
>>42738444Can i still fuck her in hell?
>>42738464Yes of course.
>>42738470Then hell sounds a lot like heaven
beanboy x discordia OTP
is getting head that good
>>42738165This is really really gay
need my chaser to stick my prog up my butt for me (i have long nails and i just poked myself)
Bi tranny inviting me for a threesome with her gfPlease
dawgy would you feed beanboy your beans?
slightly fat bf x girl who wants one
>>42738483yes of course, I believe in feeding the world. I would make a 10/10 meal for both beanboy and discy to enjoy together
>>42738481old transbian trick: latex gloves with a cut up sponge in the finger
>>42738447dont be mean
Really fat bf x girl who wants one
chaser bf that likes to play with my shrimpy
>>42738495anon stop I'm losing weight don't do this to me
>>42738460
>>42738496Call that gf material
>>42738496grapefruiting that thang for my wife
Tranny gf who likes to play with my shrimpy
>>42738488all for some prog... idk. i'll deal w the poke
>>42738243lol thanks they always are out in the middle of nowhere on old farmland my favorite site was in the fingerlakes on the top of the hill we could over look the little lake town plus my favorite gym i've ever been to was out there so that a little bonus lol
Bottom gf who likes to put it down my throat, I would train my gag reflex for her
why are trans women putting prog in their butt? Seems like psuedoscience
soooooo any chasergen hookups lately or we all pent up still
Nah yall gettin gay I'd just squeeze and pinch a shrimpy
>>42738511i like putting stuff up there
*rubs my hand down your thighs**looks up in your eyes**That's right you ready to nut in daddy's throat? You gonna make a big fat load for daddy?*
GOD BLESS CHINA AND NOBODY ELSE
Need a guy to make me scream so bad
>>42738511I think Will Powers, the elite chaser that he is, wanted to get girls to finger their holes because of him and it caught on
>>42738515nobody wants to come to the best city in america.
>>42738521is that ur breast milk or smth
>>42738522How will you scream if your throat is filled dummy
>>42738515I've had a few chances to get with girls but I have avoided them I want to save myself for someone I can have an emotional connection and not just sext. fatty
>>42738521This is what bronya shrieks at the top of her lungs by muscle memory every time she wakes up but in mandarin
>>42738521can you use these on meguy btw
>>42738524Nobody wants to go to America
Not attractive enough for hookupsToo much of an autistic loner for a relationshipI want to fucking kill myself
>>42738534i want to go to america
>>42738534every time i go to south beach all i see is european tourists. so idk about that
>>42738538>Not attractive enough for hookupsYou dont need to be attractive
>>42738526Other hole
>>42738538average for hookupstoo autistic for relationshiptoo autistic for hookupsmale btwneed autistic gf to balance me out
>>42738546You dont get to make that choice
gf with oral fixationgf with using my mouth fixation
Why no gf? Pain.
>>42738524can't believe nobody wants to come to buffalo either lmao
Gf into cumswapping
>>42738557Ur right sorry
>>42738525no they ddon't extract milk, it's a pump to make em grow, like the noogleberry thing
Kallisti is a hot black bitch!
gf into being happy and coming home to a loving bf who wants to spoil her
>>42738587Had something similar to hang weights off the end of my dick with.
>>42738592Ick
Are there girls who don't voice train? Why?
>>42738596Name on bronya
Slave play with discordiaTaking her to the cotton fields in chains
>>42738606Me. Lazy.
>>42738606voice training is for pussies
>>42738608I'm a guy and I posted that
>>42738606Zoomers expect instant gratification and are also scared of failing and being seen as cringe. A pathetic and weak generation.
>>42738611No
>>42738606for me voices are hot but down my list for girls hot body cute personality and a pretty face is more important
I miss UKchasergenGood group of geezers
i love 2026. i love retatrutide and chasers and matcha lattes. they'll never take this from me
How do I get one of these bfs
voice training is hotI might start doing it to mog my future gfguy btw
i wish i had a bf who would give me hoodies with his smell on it
I would give up trannies forever for a cis woman with a fagvoice
>>42738606I'm not interested in passing and I like my voice
dawgy does noogling actually work? r u doing anything other than pvmping
>>42738650H-hey...
>>42738650you show a morsel of interest in me and then I shower you with affection
>>42738608I'm bronya and I don't want that
>>42738655Cheap aftershave, pubs and body odor
>>42738528一带一路!伟大的中国共产党万岁!
wish I had a gf to fall asleep next to
dawgy caught NOOGLING and PVMPING after getting FRAMEMOGGED by ASU frat learned
>>42738650>>42738669what this guy said
>>42738675genuinely dreamy I'd be huffing it every night
>>42738656https://www.instagram.com/p/DURaEqwiSME/
>>42738495I love you
>>42738459They will not leak unless I am. know THAT
>>42738697Got me bricked ty anon
>>42738695I'd need a thong from you as trade
Frotting for 10 minutes then putting my penis in one of her holes.
>>42738718Do you know which
Alex is trvhorny and good at sexBronya is reddit horny and bad at sexThis is known by all real noticers.
>>42737484@bronya
frotting for 1 minute and she cums all over herself and I tease her for being such a quickshot and then I kiss herand then I wake up sad...
>>42738665noogling is one of those things that's verified to work, so I can safely recommend it>>42738689oh god I hope my roommates don't find my noogle box....
>>42738726what does reddit horny mean
>>42738726I am very much very openly bad at sex. Sex with me is mediocre. but i can give you asexual wellbeing
