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should i just download grindr
>>42758508Yes.
>>42758508im six feet from the edge myself brother...but the idea of seeing a bunch of scary 50 year old closeted guys messaging me is holding me back
>>42758508If you want to, just be safe about it, you aren't a bad person for indulging your cock cravings anon.No one, except weird asses itt that will never fuck you regardless, cares about a gay mans virtue. It's unironically less important than your eye color.
Reminder: Drake Anthony's (Styropyro) arms are godlike.
>>42758532your wromng, your wromng about everythimngh
>>42758508download duolingo, dumbass
>>42758533imagine the grip of his strong arms as he rams his 12 incher inside
>>42758508if you want? there are some freaks on there but i had an ok experience>>42758533tfw no mad scientist 33 year old twink bf
>>42758494They should hold their teenie fresheenie dicks to his ass until he makes them cum instead drowning him in jizz
>>42758532>desperate rationalizations of a whore
There's none certain and good things take timeI call out to the angelsThey'll send me a sign to pray forLittle blue jay come to my windowI've been waiting all dayTo watch you fly beneath the rainbowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zta4VqDIow
>>42758494How thin are those balloons? Or is there a spike or something on the chair? Can't tell but they seem to pop ez
>>42758494woah u stole my vids!
newfag and haripoon if he was motorcycle
shhhh
>>42758626through this general's conditioning anything with faces covered just screams poonershit to me now
>>42758634:o
pressed oils out all over bedgonna get allergicall!
>>42758626That's so hot
i wish a cute guy would just make me his bottomi dont wanna date, i want to get a bf without having to do anything
>>42758644>>42758649
>>42758648Plant the seeds in ur ureethra and make a tree
>>42758656Signup to foster some rapefugees them
Maybe if we banned anime and AI pedos would just kill themselves
>>42758532Why is grindr not virtuous?
>>42758656reasonable take
my bf can cum in me as much as he wants. we dont need condoms.
>>42758690Love it.
>>42758697shut up pooner, just because you're barren doesn't mean you can relate to gay men
love horse cocks, hate horses
If all your roommate does all day is play league of legends in a room that shares a wall with yours where am I supposed to go to bounce on my dildo?The only bathrooms either share the other wall with the league den, or are in the basement where it is cold...
I'm coming for yo ass shiza
>>42758817hm? orban is based
i miss slayer's vocaroos why did you all feel the need to dox him?
Weird that the thread Nazis are either meth heads, or permanently unemployed and dependant trannies.What makes them so sure the left is mentally ill?
>>42758831orban is about to get fucked so hard, he deserts back to moscow, the same fate awaits you bitch
>>42758808idgi, i barely make a peep when i'm slamming my hole on a dildo, and yea i use enough lube. like sure, if i'm nit careful about the angle i might make schlorphing sounds but that just means i have to find an angle that doesn't schlorp. the.only way anyone would hear you having anal sex is if you're actually getting fucked by another guy.
>>42758808do it in you car in a parking garage?
praying that delta never wakes up from slumber
>>42758859So for one, my breathing obviously becomes very labored when I cum, and sometime it's intense enough that I make sounds involuntarily.Secondly, they can hear bed or chairs moving, so then I have to put my dildo on the floor which is less comfortable.
when in California i went to a few parks and people really just leave condoms everywhere, no common decent to put them in the trash, and you know it's always gays doing acting that way..
>>42758808Somewhere he can hear it so he gets hornier every time he hears it until one day he cant take it anymore and he burtsts into your room to rape your ass
>>42758902wordslop today, i need ginseng
i love the 'gut-punch' feeling when a big cock is pummeling through my insides. like i know it sounds gross, but to me it's so dang hot, especially if it's with a dude i have feelings for..
>>42758859i wish my bf was such a cockslut he had this problem
>>42758915haha haaha. heh xD
>all this talk about dildosAre dildos really that good i usually just finger myself and massage the prostate that way while jorking it
dildos are gross, i've never owned one, never willalso if you have a boyfriend and you are still using a dildo? you're cheating with inanimate object whore, that's even lower and more pathetic than cheating with another guy imono different than having a relationship with AI, dildos are AI generated 3D printed cocks
>>42758931*insert joke about shiza here*
>>42758930i exclusively cum handsfree, i haven't jerked off in over 4 years. finger works, but dildos are a better experience. real dick is like 10x better than dildos
how do i turn my sub bottom bf into a cock hungry whore who needs me to pound his ass till he cums hands free daily?>>42758946is cumming hands free something you just can do or can it be learned? my bf likes being fucked but dont think he's ever come close
>>42758946now you are just bullshitting
Favorite Bad Dragon?
>>42758963you want a video, mr. sassy pants?wanna see me bounce on a dildo and shoot a big fat load huh???
>>42758808This is sending me
>>42758994if ur cute yeah
>>42759004well i was being sarcasticonly my bf gets to see me naked.
>>42758872Why? Because that would stop me from sucking that gentle giant's pole and hole?
I'm not into sex toys at all. I don't even like lube.
>>42758994post waist and ass first
>>42759025What about my diy all natural organic homemade flaxseed gel lube
>>42758834this user is banned and should not be posting
you can't convince me shiza's not a living sex toy doll
>>42759044he has a low poly hole
>>42759023because he's like auto-play advertisements in human form
>>42758834https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSFm9fskgZT/?igsh=MWMzejVkd2U3Ynk2Nw==
>>42758930Fingers are good and more convenient but dildos are nice too
i mix my own x-lube using surgical grade, sterile water. every other lube has been terrible, a lot of them even burn because they have vitamin c or some shit in it, which is honestly insane like do they not test their own products? anyway i'm not buying premade lube ever again
>>42758930Idk how people get off on them, I need real cock
>>42759053With a relatively thick 6 inches, big balls and pink pucker.
>I need real cockWe know pooner, that's what the team of scientis been working on. But they still say the same thing over the years, you have to be a man to have one
>>42759071you should figure out how to mix mdma into it and then how to make it shelf stable and then you can sell it and make $1,000,000,000
>>42759040I've only ever used spit and I'm a top and have never used lube when topping either. Dry sex feels better to my dick.
>>42759120I shouldn't say dry sex, but the body's own natural moisture should be enough, unless you're dehydrated or something.
my cock leaks so much precum when i'm horny i've wondered if i could fuck my bf with that alone
>>42758907Ew no, we were watching a movie recently and there was a really heart warming scene that made me cry and he said I should transition and even joked about how I'd be like the woman in the movie, I think he would try to sissy pink pill me.>>42758997It isn't meant to be funny, anon, if my cocklust isn't sated I might not make it much longer.
>>42759127you can
>>42759127add some spit and should be fine. not even joking.
I keep burping crème de menthe
poop comes from there
Me and who?
tsa won't bitch if it's under 3.4oz i like traveling without having to check-in luggage, just get off the plane and go, no waiting around
>>42759159a dragon presumably
Gaygen kind of dead today.
>>42759174good i hope all the lunatics suisynced and its nice and quiet from now on
>>42759174Go work no as in get a job
>>42759172why did you assume his species? what if he's a dragon that looks to be someone's gay bf?
>>42759184I'm retired
>>42759194He wouldn't have to search far and wide enough to end up on 4chan if he had dragon cock to offer, think before typing, anon.
>>42759138>>42759140i mean i always have lube on hand so not much reason to but perhaps in a pinch. have used spit before but my bf prefers lube i think.
>>42759174good posters get driven away by the hateful autists here
>>42759239lube slides better = more pleasure for both males.
>>42759245SAY.THEIR.NAMES
squeak
>>42759245That's a kind way to put it.
>>42759260delta
>>42759245The hateful autists give the game away by being WAY to sensitive itt to have weighted opinions. It's the pedophiles and doxxers that ruin it for me.
>>42759194poof the tragic fagon
>When you're getting close and it starts to feel extra slick and slippery and he just pounds the base against the rim until your singing in tongues and begging for cum.
i wonder if shiza gets called a poofter by her conservative father too often
Replacing shiza's SSD with a copy of Mein Kampf
>>42759311its the other way around shizas like you love that bussy dont you faggot
>>42759322her father is a faggot? she inheritedd his breasts
Would you guys talk irl the way you do online, to each other?
>>42758494bottom practice
>>42759315Now she's gonna have two copies of Men Kampf, good fucking job dumbass!
>>42759354Really depends on who I'm talking to.
He got a crush on me now I got him spending his bucksHe wanna touch on my body while his tongue in my cunt(We can do whatever you want)Now my pussy lips visible like I'm H to the IzzoShorty telling me my pussy fat like LizzoAll these bitches is zeroes, nill, nada, DeNiroI'm high like Sharon Stone in Casino
>>42759376I love ferrets
>>42758508yes>>42759354I think I talk the same irl as I do here if that's what you mean. wby?>>42759376rats!
>>42759404I do too, yes.What's up? How are you?
sup bros
>>42759434I rescheduled my podiatrist appointment.
>>42759414I'm tiiired. Just got home from work. Gonna do some chores then coffee. Might play some xbox slop later. How are you?>>42759434hii
>>42759453Im in good spirits, thank you.
>>42759290who are the pedophiles? being into 18 year olds is normal
>>42759447>podiatristsorry about your diabetes anon>>42759453>hiitwo i's, you seem happy. is it drugs?
I hate my boyfriends tattoos.
>>42759488my bf has shitty crude tattoos on his fingers. theyre objectively trashy but im kinda into the depressed self destructive twink vibethese captchas get more cancerous every time
>>42759480>you seem happyNo point in being sad>>42759488they ugly?>>42759509I think tattoos are kinda hot even when its those trashy ones
Getting kinda tired of winter now I want summerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcqSPjcFlXc
>>42759480actually that isn't the issue they did a foot sensitivity test and my feet are still ultra-ticklish if anything MORE sensitive than ever beforeI cracked my ankle open in the snow a few months ago and it is still healing. I just want to go back for another set of x-rays, let him feel up my ankle, and see if he's ok with me hiking.
>>42758661as u wishhttps://files.catbox.moe/sbt097.webm
>>42759538need...
Yes summer is nice. Will go looking for rocks together.
>>42759515he has eye of horus tattoos he got when he was in college as part of his fraternity
>>42759555he loves warhammer that much? damn what a nerd
Who wants to join my froternity
i hate velcro
i want to be the white trash guy who drives ford pickup trucks who has sex with other white trash
getting laser hair removal done by a tranny in their basement todaywish me luck
>>42759515oh it's you >>42759534wouldn't that be an orthopedic doctor? did you have surgery?
>>42759597it's never too late to start meth
>>42759609hole?
>>42759576only if you're uncut and hairy
>>42759609my bf had his first round of it the other day and it made him feel really weird and ill. it was on his thighs and he had like jelly legs and felt off with an impending sense of doom. really weird and now idk if he's gonna keep it up :/
Hypothetically speaking. If you were a shapeshifter like from X-Men, and the local pedophile was very, very attractive… would you…?
i wanna do scarlet monastery library but server is dead sigh
>>42759624walk a mile
>>42759616i've got light patches of hair on my back>>42759620that sounds like a vasovagal response, also why would you get your thigh hair removed
>>42759622kill him? yes. i'd kill lots of people and get way with it
>>42759622yes, tranny
>>42759622pedophile hysteria is just women trying to control menthe only thing women produce is children, since they are incapable of building or maintaining civilizationcan kids be abused? sureis every example of adult-child sex bad for the child?nothere's no nuance, that's how you know it's hysteria and the real purpose is just broader sexual suppression of homosexuals and children
>>42759632that wasn't the question. tell us about your hole
when i'm sitting all alone i daydream about having a boyfriend
>>42759622i'd do it anyway to recreate my childhood fantasy of getting abducted by a debauched pervert
>>42759630i rode bike today :X
>>42759576Fraternity X?
Who the hell is Geeble?
>>42759641i don't care about my hole, i don't think about my hole, and i'm not going to tell you about it.
>>42759610oh its you...hi
>>42759622i'd shapeshift into the manliest looking man to kick his ass
Man some of you really are .....something
>>42758834this is his best vocaroo till date. i love his all-american voice and accent.https://voca.ro/1cwcvJsqbxMu
>>42759648how long walking is better for mentho
>>42759622Your hypothetical sucks but I really want to be an x man so I can get that theme music.https://youtu.be/EkIlM0lYtT0
Is your sissy cream delicious, all sweet and sticky like vanilla ice cream?
im a regular guy
>>42759689that's a neck...?
>>42759689no one understand your barbaric language schizophrenic autist
how many condoms should i bring for a few days
>>42759689i kept looking at that pic confused at what i was looking at. at first, i thought what a weird long ass neck. then, i thought no, it's a weird cock with a weird ring on it. then, finally realized its a hand in a pocket
>>42759632>why would you get your thigh hair removedhave you seriously never heard of a gay man wanting smooth legs?
>>42759720grrrrreat>>42759724jawohl!>>42759738why so hateful man :((((its just game heff fun
Nobody can have sex before I have sex with Delta. PERIODT.
>>42759741Why condoms?
>>42758525why do gincels have to be so weird about it? Like there's more young people on grindr than not. Aren't you just making excuses? >I'll not try dating because thirsty old people exist It's like you're on the road to become one of them
>>42759741bring where>>42759720how big is your pp
>>42759754ok sorry my bad maybe you're feeling softer today but you could at least push a translate button unless it was a screenshot
>>42759622why do you fantasize about pedophiles so much...
>>42759767i dont give the aligjtest of shits about u fucking nigger faggot and I'm ould slit your face from ear to eat with ahmenner
>>42759763>how big is your ppsmall, but i use XL because it's more confortable, also i'm a bottom.
>>42759776exactly, you're so funny
>>42759632>vasovagal responsegoogled it and it sounds plausible. chat gpt also brought that up (without me mentioning it) when i described it so hopefully thats all it was
>>42759782how is it more comfortable if it doesn't fit? also who cares about condom size for a bottom
>>42759791funny are your disemboweled remains!see ya around uwu ;3
>>42759830>if it doesn't fit?it fits my girth better than regular condoms..
>>42759354Mostly, I'm friendly to everyone except open racists, pedos, and creeps, and there is no shame in being friendly or crashing out on universally and rightly disliked people.On the otherhand I wouldn't want people to see the way I sexually harass other bottoms itt. And if anyone ever found my ERP vocaroos I would kill myself or move and start a new life depending on my finances at the time.
>>42759847Why would you ask the top that question?
>>42759843niggers are disgusting criminal-natured subhumansracism is self-preservation against violent threats
trans pipo always start spamming the n-word when they get mad :/
>>42759867trip on shiza/marina/texanon/ayden/maybe delta
>>42759871Why would a bottom need a condom though
>>42759354No. The way I treat people online is completely different to irl.
>>42759847Imagine being courteous, like sorry I didn't know if you wanted me shooting cum all over your sheets, floor, wall, or whatever else you might have me pointed at...
>>42759841post chodelet>>42759847gotta cover your pp or you might get preggers
>>42759888>>42759884Mess prevention.
So yeah, linux users are now banned from gaygen
>>42759897mate if we're having sex and you don't shoot cum all over me then i would be very unhappy
>>42759904really?
>>42759894>>42759888Never heard of this
>>42759921Yep
I'm soooooooooooo huuuuuuuungry!
>>42759926why?
>>42759933Let's just say it's popular with the more deranged side of this board
>>42759943ah
>>42759933naziNAZI
>>42759891Ik anons aren't always the most nuanced, but I was talking about the type of people in this thread that have full meltdowns if they even hear about a brown person, not chudlites or libtard racism.
>>42759943shiza/thx/timur/paige/g~/punished umaruchan/big soph stray
>>42759979yahtzeeYAHTZEE
>>42759891Males cant be raped
>>42759919But what if you're hitting it from the back>>42759925I no longer post evidence of my talents in /gg/ so you will have to take my word
Hello
>>42760003Hello how is your whole
>>42759999cumbend it like beckham
i want a bf who can fuck me like i'm his little faggot bitch, but at the same time, i want someone who will kiss me, cuddle with me, and love me. i don't just want sex either, i want a mate, someone to build a life with. maybe even have a little family of our own (cats)i swear i'm not that crazy, i'm just kind of chaotic is all.
>>42760015Swole!
how do we solve the tina problem in the gay community
>>427600372/10 above the tits7/10 below the tits
>>42760047>>42760017
grrrr >.<'
Yeah thats what you get thats what you fucking get fucking bitch
>>427600378/10 above the tits9/10 below the tits
>>42759988I don't belong in that list
>>42760053now you just b saying anything baka
i get really twitchy when i'm horny, like idk why, i guess i have a sensitive nervous system and my brain is literally shortcircuiting because it can't process so much pleasure all at once. basically, anal sex is like heavy drugs to me.
Best rendition of Hallelujah?
>>42760037piercings are horrible
>>42759584this is violently ableist
>>42760105he has nice proportions
>>42760125shut up normie
>>42760119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r24SecGX50
someone just told me they're a vers solosexual. wtf does that even mean
>>42760142they like to cum first?
>>42760105WHOREWHOREWHORE
>>42760119She didnt do a hallelujah before her vocal chords were raped but i love these xtian songs by nina hagen https://youtu.be/UddtQ5WrFbE?si=RDlz433D2eqSDMDOhttps://youtu.be/qCfms6C0zNQ?si=5iT-aw7ppgE7agMl
>>42760105reminder that if you're attracted to this person in any capacity you're a filthy dirty perverted racist tasteless fetishizing culturally appropriating rice queen
>>42760142it means they want attention
>>42760157trans is so much shorter though
>>427601055/10 bad form flopped the landing sloppy jump lazy turns
>>42760180he could flop into my lap
>>42760105BAC twunk top alert
I want my face to be happy in the warm balls
Russia is an empire of hate, it's only a matter of time before it collapses
do you want a squeakjob or not
>>42760299I hate russian gays too
>>42760212Someone open his lap to me now
>>42760351I hate (You) too
guess i'm gonna have to gut-punch myself later tonight. oh gosh... having no top bf sucks ;(
i want everything about my house OFF. THE. INTERNET.
>>42760308But russians are hot
>>42760370can't you just use a dildo like a normal person
you guys ever feel sorry for chrischan?
>>42760308We not like you too
>>42760461but what if he wasn't evil? what if the internet and his crazy parents made him this way?
Good afternoon! How are you doing today?>>42757502Oh wow that is exciting! I hope you and your bf enjoy living together!
>>42760469timur, you're not russian :/
>>42760491how many orgasms did you get from you dildo yesterday
>>42760439err that's what i'm doing.when the dildo is balls-deep in me (yes my dildo has actual balls lol), sliding in and out, it feels like i'm getting gut-punched, in a good way though. my back naturally arches, to get the most pleasure out of it.
>>42760492is he norwegian? i love norwegians :3
>>42760524i think he's just american with one slavic parent
>>42760457yes doxxing lolcow farming trannys are gay
>>42760457>you guys ever feel sorry for a literal rapehonno
>>42760491Hello how is your hole how many times did your ass cum riding ur dildo
Oh yeah I'm Belarus, I never admitted it>>42760508Depends on my level of c sleepyness, lazyness, and soberness
>>42760533nah he has a thick slavic accent worse than thorny
>>42760562thorny is russian?!
Jäger only speaks in untruths>>42760524>i love norwegiansMe too :)
>>42760584I speak only t ruths ask me anything
>>42760504>>42760547I didn't use it yesterday :sI was sleepy
>>42760569Ukranian
>>42760613>ask me anythingNoo I'm good
How do you signal homosexuality without flaming or activating straight peoples' suspicions?
We all can't be rich fancy pretty wetty nords winanon
>>42760622wow, turns out he was raging about russians for a valid reason, what an unexpected twist
I thought Thornie was german or swiss or something>>42760683>richI wish!
>>42760034aguilera?
>>42760524i love norwegian meatballs
>>42760647Just make direct eye contact with hot guys for slightly too long
>>42760712looks like santino
>>42760512gay
>>42760647>activating straight peoples' suspicionsBut that's the whole point. If you can't jedi mind fuck a straight guy, you have no game. You can keep your aidsy recycled imitation man gays. I'm on safari while you are shooting ducks in a barrel stuck in the kiddie pool. That 'no true straight' hype conned you guys breddy gud huh
>>42760440built for topping skinny white twinks
how's your days been
>>42760793Good but in so much pain and sleepy you anon?
>>42760793I made derogatory statements against homosexuals at churchb
>>42760793how was yours
>>42760756santino looks less white
Why is the dog sex jokes?
>>42760852because you're a white woman
>>42760793Woke up: that sucked Looked in mirror: that really suckedChecked my phone: big mistake
>>42760828ur so brave....
>>42760814I do this with everyoneLike the looking at people and looking away when they look at me
>>42760793no nevermind idc wont reply y even ask
>>42760887>>42760887>>42760887>>42760887nuevo
>>42760775What the fuck are you talking about?
