el previoso >>42758494
>>42760793It's going well, Anon! Thank you for asking! I had a chocolate croissant and iced coffee and now I'm playing Days Gone. How are you?
>>42760905i just know you're constantly farting
He kinda....
>>42760725He lives in germany and is fluent but still has an accent thiccer than shizas thighs
my roommate keeps leaving his crusty socks on the kitchen table like we're running a fucking foot fetish museum
>>42760939>thiccer than shizas thighsHmmmmm https://x.com/i/status/2024911381422543170
>>42760943Omgggggg ur so lucky
>>42760939brudi null akzent was wallah!
>>42760904Oh nevermind, it just occurred to me that >>42760775 must be a bottom. How cute.
>>42760939How do you know?
>>42760955Nice https://x.com/Mr_pensador89/status/1992642720515379648?s=20
i want a short thick dicked dude with a thin waist and fat ass for cuddles and roughing up :(
>>42760959He also steals my yogurt
>>42761016put your special sauce inside
I think I'd make a good cult leader
>>42760887> a hot shirtless stud in swim shorts posing for the gaygen OPWell there's a unique innovative breakthrough. Why did no one think of this before?
>>42761030ew
>>42761047you probably struggle to make eye contact
>>42761001no you don't
>>42760887generational picture>>42760939>>42760955can u not
>>42761076Why? What do I want? An ugly fat unemployed bear bottom, or trannoid?
>>42761031That's reserved for paying customers only
Please don't talk about cum in the mouth
>>42761137la goblina
>>42761069Only with people I don't respect.
>>42761150>gamma male gay guyTry lifting, fag.
I got a haircut today.
>>42761145Really i am sick for 3 weeks now already.
>>42760911Noooo I have a healthy digestive system>>42761184Nice! What kind did you get?
>>42760887omg just what i'm attracted to!... or was ;__;
>>42761191#2 on the sides and an inch off the top.
>>42761228Show hair
>>42761196Are you thorny?
Almost broke my fucking finger sticking it into a kitchenaid to free some dough. Ring caught on the hook
>pull up to your hookups crib>it looks like thisWDYD
>>42761191post your adult diaper queen
>>42761304Hold a dance recital with all the spacehttps://youtu.be/c7XVVZ4U9Hw
>>42761304At least it's clean. Most of these subhumans have disgusting clutter filled homes. Wait, are any of those a thinkpad? If so, that might be a troon too.
Joe rogan says head trauma leads to depressive low t fatties. It's all starting to make sense.
>>42761247https://imgur.com/a/jIyrGCT
>>42761325idubbbz?!
>>42761323My apartment looks like a poorly performing antique store. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Hopefully one day I will be crushed by a falling pile of picture frames
>>42761304get dicked down smn fierce until the room is musty and then he kicks me out while im getting all cuddly and falling in love due to inhaling musky sweaty pheromones for an hour with his goopy love juice inside me which i fart out the next day
>>42761326Post downstairs hair
>>42761353This is why I can't respect bottoms.
>>42761326Good boy
>>42760924ouch
>>42761360Nah.
>ops ops ops chupi chupi chupi chupi
shiza is my true and honest gal pal
this is a mouse...
deltoid discovering early 00s technology
>>42761326Are you taking anything for hair loss?
>>42761459I've spent so much time on /g/ that the first thing that comes to mind when I see that pic is "Fucking Windows Gaymers". I'm so glad to be a Mac user.
>>42761459Bad Dragons are getting weirder and weirder
>>42761474No.
>>42761479but anon, the mac has no gaymes...
>>42761494We know
>>42761498It has Runescape 3 and lichess, that's all I need.
Habbo Hotel and chill
We even plays videogames anymore lol bottoms are weird
https://voca.ro/1jknRH6tt2lH
>>42761516>projecting his impulses to bottom>>42761527Dogs are gross.
>>42761268just a bit confused and delusional, dear sir? :/>>42761291those things are so fucking dangerous and not even larping (hard not to ngl)even a weak appliance have more than enough power to anhillate you weak as x10once read about nippon lady dying removing the soft texture covering the gentle massager.... then visciously strangling her into the the forever...the lesson: even is someone seems overly soft don't do anything, as the core of a person/thing is always deadly.
>>42761539Nigga what
I love being a homogay for real im hope im a sissy faggot gay in every single lifetime
>>42761325my very professional docssaid that i got mental issues typical from a severe head trauma... but they just couldn't find a head to verify :|
>>42761527me when a 6/10 6 foot 6 inches 6th grade reading level white guy
>>42761568lol
>>42761323>At least it's cleanbro look at the state of that carpet
I just remembered I have girlscout cookies in the freezer. Life is good
>>42761544oh, i'm sorryi only post here when really drunk like at least a bottle, so eh, i just got 2 neurons to sparkle kinda?also don't be so racist, i know being sexist and racist is what "great" britain hang onto right now but still... so cringe, so... ugly?
>>42761511i committed crimes on that website. crimes of furni.
>>42761579stop posting catswe all know you are one of them!
Bro I want these glasses so bad
>>42761633...so just buy them?and i hope die from forgetting to breathe
Is balding a death sentence as a gay man?I'm a 19 year old twink and 40% of my hair is missing. Should I shave?
>>42761605Post drunk body parts
>>42761030How you know I dominican papi
>>42761647>Is balding a death sentence as a gay man?no>I'm a 19 year old twink and 40% of my hair is missing. Should I shave?yes, bald is much hotter than balding
>>42761647post baldeenie nineteenie head
>>42761642>so just buy them?I can't ID them or find a match.
>>42761605>br*tishPlease don't call me slurs
>>42761647bald twink is a sexy look
>>42761471>>42761479it looks like a spaceship
>>42761647i doubt your accessment is rightno, get on fina or dutano, it'll not make your dick softerno, most stupid freaks are registerted mentally deficientno, minox will help you as a loving partner
>>42761647Finasteride or deut will save you if its diffuse thinning. Post finasteride syndrome isn't real. If you wanna be bald do it tho.
hurr
>>42761647Larp as alopecian. Shave it aaaaaall off then post it here
>>42761579dumb cat!>>42761647just get on minox and fina
>>42761665I dont think i ever seen something like that
>>42761228>>42761326It looks nice, Anon! Very clean and professional ^-^>>42761310I don't wear diapers >.<
>>42761680im finna your gag
>>42761704sis im dead as chile
>>42761697>It looks nice, Anon! Very clean and professional ^-^Thanks girl.
>>42761697would you leting him anus sex you until your ass cums
>>42761653did before too many timesi'm a vomit inducing freak.>>42761663have you even tried searching? lowkey makes me wanna dive into the swamp of chinese specs....>>42761664i thought you deserved it but i realize that was cruel and extremely unusual. please forgive me? i mean it seriously?the whole island seem worthy of nukes imo, and i'm trying to be nice!>>42761675hey bald men are kinda hot tho?after a while the skin like dissarpears towards their skull?the sweet human fatty tissues absorbed, as being hot isn't efficient!
Super hot guy in he had alopecia. Rumor was he had a moose dick too. AND he was an american ninja warrior. I would have given ANYTHING
>>42761680Why is he dumb? You're dumb>>42761613Im a red panda not a cat
>>42761695I see it in twink slavery. They shave the twink's hair to mark him a slave.
i have zero interest in normies or masc men. not to be rude or anything, just saying
faeriehunter is such pussy
>>42761722>have you even tried searching?Yes.
>>42761730Are you a normie or masc man into androgynous boys and femboys
>>42761730you are valid sis
>>42761728please my apologies ;__;>>42761736fuck you are almost triggering my secret autism drivethey say once i went 96 hours without eating or potty to search for the golden goose... they say once i killed the führer over a game of checkers...
>>42761647I've never thought less of someone because they were bald. It's just like "That's what that person looks like" and then I'm used to seeing them like that.>>42761715You're welcome!I might be due for one too. My hair is getting long...>>42761721Omg Anon that's so lewd (~_~メ)
>>42761758Bitch you used to plaster every nook and tranny on here
>>42761722>hey bald men are kinda hot tho?wrong!>>42761728>Why is he dumb? You're dumbidk dumb face expression>>42761758>might be due for one toowhat are you gonna get?
>>42761757Please if you find them let me know; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlTtHA58ipM
>>42761769buzz cuts?
Gigi meetup when?
>>42761769you should never have an opinion on anyone's attractiveness
finna give my bf a squeakjob
Durian tastes like shit! And yes I do know what that tastes like before any of you get fresh!
>>42761778Lol u ugly
I'm mostly straight but I like jerking guys off. I just jerked off another mostly straight guy with a huge dick, maybe 7.5" and very thick. Had a fun time and he definitely did. I asked him if he'd be into a semi-regular thing and he said yes, so I left him my non-personal email. He'll probably never email me, the few times I've done this it has never worked out. Is it embarrassment that the guys enjoyed themselves, shame, ?
>>42761792mmmh I think I should tho>>42761797when I tasted it it was kinda giving weird banana more than anything
>>42761788I really wonder how that would go especially if the nemesissys like slayer thorny biboomer bucko or cdc with shiza etc would be put in a room kekeke
>>42761769you smell like stupidi've smelled (sadly non-sexually) more hot men than you'd ever known>>42761770i will nglthey are comfytho chinese models modelling whyte specs will never be the same!
>>42761788I will hug Boomatron
>>42761805>Is it embarrassment that the guys enjoyed themselves, shame, ?How should we know?>mostly straight How very.
androgynous soft males 30+ and single
>>42761805your email what is ts the 90s how did you meet him in the first place
It's giving yaaaas honey kunt diddle kunt du kunt kunt the house down boots
>>42761788If there is a meet up will th0 and the other poonerfags harass me to removing my pants? loll
>>42761837oh marinaaaa com here gworl i got someone id like u to meet
>>42761821will never even spit on me :(this is my life ig...not even being hated. :|
>>42761816>i've smelled (sadly non-sexually) more hot men than you'd ever knowngood for you>>42761848>If there is a meet up will th0 and the other poonerfags harass me to removing my pants?weird fantasy!
>>42761805It's a guilty pleasure. Like eating ice cream you're not supposed to eat. But that's why they like it. It's a forbidden fruit, and they will always want more.
>>42761805post mostly straight hole
Ever have one of those>tfw no bf xDmoments?
>>42761788when hell freezes over
>>42761848Yes and they are all wearing puppy masks and dog furry suits and peeing on you
>>42761883I wanna meet youu
hnnng *drools*
>>42761861No no they are the ones thinking constantly about whats in my pants(Although I have posted the contents......)
cisgaygen sleepover at deltis
>>42761877Yes but then I remember how exhausting it is trying to maintain a relationship and it quickly fades
gay cock >.<'aaaaaaaaa!!
>>42761886Do NOT WANT
>>42761902i am bibisi only
>>42761813You gotta remember they would have to physically be outside around other people. I think that would insulate us from most of the crazies. Half wouldn't be able to travel into the US anyway
I will only go to a gaygen meet up if Cersei and Blegma are there
>>42761898>>42761788What do you think the top/bottom ratio would be?
Do I buy it?
>>42761888ehhh>>42761898god no
>>42761926what is it?
>>42761926if you're that adventurousget some diapers from marina
>>42761926Marina could take that and squirt her anal sewage
>>42761940Quartz, I just wanted a small cluster, but this one kind of speaks to me
>le gay thread monday night>once again devolves into literal shit talk
>>4276191950 tops to 1 bottom (me)
>>42761919Tbdesu I would go but just to watch from the bushes or across the st
Have you ever bought a spell from an Etsy witch?
>>42761975And would you take us all?
>>42761861sadly not a fantasy.:|sorry for larping but (almost) everything i post is based on real things...and ig trauma. not that i feel it as a real man... :/
If I was Lara Croft, I'd be squirting in the sarcophagi, spreading my horny anal seepage all over the walls of the tombs and fucking myself with the artifacts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VTaQgWOV0o
>>42761992we know delta
Got a 97.5% on my first problem set, just submitted my second one without double checking my numbers (too tired) and got a 100%. Sweet relief.
>>42761992post vids?i've seen far too much gore shit for a mere boomer, what yet another thing, know what i say?
>>42762010good lad, com sit on my dick and take a load off
what's i meant ^had another bottle, and zero kisses... once again. life sucks if you aren't attractive ig. :(
>>42761997why would that be me?and I've never played lara croft
>>42762018Sorry bro, I'm a 6' 1" top.
>>42762024post pole
i would bear my bf's children if i could
>>42762024Hey did you find those glasses?
>>42762041and?
>>42761992I remember this post and was looking for it since i lost my copypastas ty diva time to spam normies with it
>>42762068
>>42762061k well u can't, so
>>42762010I emailed my professor that I had a family emergency so I could go get drunk in nyc. Last paper I turned it was full of random typos and I still got an A- somehow. MBAs are a joke
>>42761989I'd crawl the line on my knees as your devoted foot slave, tongue deep between each sweaty toe of those fifty barefoot alphas, savoring the raw, salty manstink like the finest brie cheese, licking soles clean, inhaling your superior essence until I'm completely lost in worship
>>42762105
>>42762087are you sure? maybe if you cum in him enough times... a miracle could happen?
>>42762105Fucking based
>>42762046north or south?>>42762062not yet puking my guts out rn, but i'm on it!
>>42762136just post your penis, stop being cute
>>42762105I'd probably just bring a couple bags of chips and leave early
if we all were cows, who would contribute the most to climate change with their farts in 2025
>>42762141i was never cute :(triggering my ptsd hard ngl
>>42762145me. i'm lactose intolerant and love dairy
>>42762145shiza that obese gassy heiffer eating only fatty cheesy gmo onions and corn never any fresh grass and herbs or even hay
sup late night homos
>>42762163it's only afternoon
>>42762163Trying to plan out a wardrobe for when I finally move to a city where I can date men freely.
>>42762183it's almost midnight here pal>>42762184what you got so far
>>42762163r/USdedaultism
>>42761326sexy classic natural look, how all hair styles/cuts should look
>>42762125it's worth a try!
>>42762193lmao wtf
>>42762191>what you got so farWell I'm too tired to list out my thoughts, perhaps another night; I need to be getting to bed soon.
so umm, if a bi guy is dating a gay guy, doesn't that make him gay too?
>>42762255You need to stop caring about this identity crap and just enjoy the moment you spend time with another man sis. None of these words matter.
>>42762105Such a good slut
>>42762255most bi guys just see guys as something temporary until they get a girlfriend most would never tell a girl they are interested in they are bisexual
>>42762255hes still bi as proven by the inevitable cheating and break up to go live a normie life with a wife but the relationship and sex is gay yes
Been distancing myself from Christianity lately, feels good.
>>42762292Men used to have mistresses for many years along with their wives. You can be the same too sis. Mistresses often knew the wife too
>>42762355His pen0r?
Snow day bread made from a bunch of old shit in my fridge. Old tomatoes. Old garlic. Old cheese. If it's old it goes in when you fold I always say
that shiza guy seems to be a universally hated character here
Just knowing that pathetic middle aged meth head is still slithering around here, trying to do the same shtik, just more quietly, makes me peevish.After all his squawking about leaving because he is so above it. No pretense of self respect at all. Can we agree that he is basically insisting I escalate AS I PREDICTED.BOOMATRON, show me the Modesto Geographic Information System again. "Controlled Airspace" my ass.You asked for a miracle, tho. I give you the G.I.S.Lets see him try to hide from the DJI.
there should be a porno in which the plot is gays being send to hell and having sex among all the ash and lava and/or being raped with the tridents of the demons
You can be a sidepiece. The misteress. Lower your standards sis.
>>42762403 which posts do you think are his? i don't pick up on his character
>>42762403>>>/x/>>42762409Agreed, sounds hot.
>>42762459Someone said paige itt earlier
>>42761767Anon plsss>>42761769Probably just get it shortened. The place I get my hair cut donates it to medical patients if it's over a certain length. The first time I got my long hair cut was weird because all the cutting was so low compared to when I had shorter hair haha
>>42762355is this what you fantasize about?
>METHY METHY METHY METHY METHY METHYHOLY FREGOLI MINDBROKEN
>>42761926>>42761965Wow, pretty! I love jewel-like things. I would like a glass plumbob like from The Sims 3 with a nice stand lit from the bottom.
>>42762355>>42762519You could never get a handsome white man
>>42762459I saw a few upthread earlier. Theres no sense pointing them out, he will just deny it. He has a few canned phrases that he responds with like a trained dog that are unique to him and his diseased mindset.>>42762475No, thorny does that too. The two are not entirely dissimilar. Its hard to tell which one is more lucid. They both have areas of brain rot.
Yall are being weird again
>>42762482>anon pissik i'm weird but that's like a myriad way worse!dood just ask for some "orange juice" the next time, and ik... don't thank me later?::( feeling alieenated kinda...
>>42762553Noooo that's not what I said
Being a straight man's side hoe is often the best you'll ever get in life sis. Lower your standards a bit
>>42762565It's okay, I think piss play is very sweet; something I'd love to do with a guy I really liked.
>>42762551weird horny gay guys are what we all like tho?t. boomer pervert imagining ugly 4channers being awquard all the fucking time, also balding at like 14? wtf?!bet they're all impotent and have shitty asses anyway. meh!!
>>42762583Put the bottle down.
>>42762565relax someone want to piss on me would be kinda nice, stopped even trying to date like a myriad years agobut hot pee is still fine for this suicidal freak :D<<<just slit throat afterwards>>>
>>42762396Looks nice good job>>42762502lol'd irl
>>42762596ok no larp or anytthingyou telling me not to drink any more?
>>42761304This is the perfect room to get fucked in
>>42762610Yeah, I just felt in your last post that sickening restlessness that comes from drinking; I used to know it well, I got drunk all the time. Now I'm a teetotaler and life is much, much sweeter.
>>42762602only reason why i do these
once when i was a mere sperm i was encouraged to partake in the darker arts...butt stuff is to be reviled and spit out, best into the sick freak that instigated the devilish thing!>>42762628god knows i've been trying, happy for you that you could stop poisoning yourself with the most shitty thing poison scientists ever imagined.did like 6 months without, and it didn't help really..'some ppl (me being not people) can never recover i hear...
>>42762635this doesnt look like paige at all and she has long hair also she could never get a handsome white guy like this
>>42762611What if he grabs my wrists really hard and demands I lick his hole and stroke his cock?
What if my dad was gay and I grew inside his butt?
Having one sexual relationship seems hard. I couldn't imagine having multiple <.<>>42762577Oh goodness!
>>42762648I used that one image posted the other day
>>42762635Add self harm scars and waaaay more acne
>>42762598To each their own I suppose! I don't judge. :)
>>42762659jumpscare why is it looking like that i guess it got a haircut
>>42762611I'm okay with watching someone eat out another guy's ass, but I'd never do it myself on either end (receiving or giving ass eats).
>>42762666nor do i!i just sensibly chuckle for the younger generation>>42762659cum goes wheere?! idk i don't cum anymore :(
>>42762694because you always draw age differences and imagine yourself as a teen still in sexual scenarios
>>42762684based guy fr!piss isn't really a bad thing, technically just colored water and (mostly) devoid of bacteriaeven piss in ass is kinda... to be ignored.
How do you feel about being surrounded and outnumbered by transgender folks?
>>42762656you LITERALLY bounce on a 8 inch dildo EVERY DAY probably for HOURS having more than SIX ANAL ORGASMS every time
>>42762715Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right
>>42762635Thank god its AI. I always get that "yikes!" reaction when a thumbnail looks like an ex.
>>42762686^u^>>42762720It's only for about an hour (๑•﹏•)
slop is destroying virgin world space rnkill slop generartors rn!
>>42762715I've never known one IRL, or maybe I just didn't know they were trans
>>42762602I saw your toast earlier somewhere. Looked yummy.I saw you said bf was moving in too. I hope you are ready. I don't mean to be pessimistic, but proximity tends to accelerate relationships, iykwim. People wear each other out. I have deliberately avoided or talked my way out of cohabitation just to prevent that in the past. Dodged a lot of bullets that way.Regardless, I want you to be happy, and hope you will be.
>>42762715defence is fried wig is terrified
>>42761137dane, my one true love <3
wish i had some nice balls in my mouth
>>42761599you can literally see the vacuum cleaner marks you OCDemon
i kinda want a jägermeister then deathor death before thatror fuck it all just slit my throat you sick virile men!!
y are gay guys more fragile than the most foid girl wanting to fuck everything she laid heir big bad "eyes" on?!disgusting weak willied freaks!
>>42762908one piece woman ahh waist
>>42762723Are trans men the jokers or clowns?
>>42762796Hey Boomatron. I understand. I'm very optimistic. Hope you're very well. Got to sleepies now. Good night
XD
I wish my chest was hairy :/
>>42762908Gross
I wish I could earn one dollar every time my therapist says trauma responseit'd be like a few dollars per month it feels likeam I just a weak pathetic faggot bitch for being so allegedly traumatized>>42762853based and samepilled
>>42763124therapy is fake and gay
>>42763124ik u meant that a mere meme before finding the photo button, probably depicting a pitiful worm of a "human" being :/... sorry dood, unless you rape with a knife at my "allegedly throat" it doesn't matter
>>42763142true.. kinda..you like therapy therapist boomers?:>asking for lord satan myself :D
kim
>>42763216where r u kim??? where
These pretzels are making me thirsty
drink more vodka
>>42762659butt segs now
>>42763142no it is helpful and she's not saying anything in that way that hasn't occurred to meit's just unsettling a bit to hear it from someone else is all
>>42763342dude... i mean you really wanna fuck bug eyed freaks?! not judging as the illuminaty told me you freak wouldn't under stand my north american man-boy love thing fr fr, you get?!
kim do you know any other cursed skin textures??
hers are like the gold standard?or if you want to one up us post sweeet sweet skin :3
Crazy I haven't killed myself yet. I'm sure I'll regret that one day.
I want a hot sweaty guy who hasn't showered all day to shove my nose into his balls so I can take an intense inhale.
>>42763441its not worth the trouble of killing yourself since you always kill yourself too late
>>42762819uh, err yea.same hehe
>>42763460is it too much to ask that I could experience this one day
I like to tell men on grindr that I want to be raped to see who's a real freak
>>42763504How many have the gusto to risk a crime with you?
>>42763504I've discussed that with guys beforenot really with ones I ever meet up with tho bc what if they start raping me and I actually want them to stop but they keep goingnightmare scenario
>>42763504Sometimes I wish I liked that so I could impress the bottoms but truly it makes me sad and scared to even think about wanting it.
Sometimes I feel like a dog poop in the rain.
>>42763460Speaking of I need to shower before going to bed. Thanks for the reminder.
>>42763558are you one of those tops who gets all wimpy if a bottom asks you to choke him look
>>42763558Im scared of bottoms like that giga horny sluts as well its just so demonic and terrifying
>>42763584I would start crying and run away screaming
>>42763584I can choke your neck sis. I prefer using both hands.
>>42763584No. That wouldn't be rape. Also well outlined cnc isn't rape either. But many posters in here beg for literal rape and that sounds terrifying.
>>42763574dw you'll go down the drain soon enough!>>42763642i would pay you to do mengl, and bonus if you left me dead
>>42763688I promise to be gentle. My hands are soft like a lady.
>>42763701eww
would you really kiss a guy?
>>42763760No I'm straight sis.
Thoughts? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU7nmXfko0C/
>>42763840https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSy4fxJkpmx/
>>42763760If he let me.
>>42763889i dont understand
>>42763840My honest thotshttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DUzQ6GhjaZv/?igsh=eHJ0YWlic2p1NG14
This is what i picture conbot looks like
>>42763760never again the homosexual lifestyle is too much for me
>>42763935uhhh you just doxxed yourself, youre supposed to remove the ?igsh= part of your ig links.... pray you never make enemies here.
>>42761945holy based
>>42763760Yes...It would be my first kiss
>>42764200oh my gosh
>>42764308lol phony tranny what about your non cis sisters by mental illnesses that you sucked off during your drug benders?
Newww>>42764382
