How are you doing? I hope you're staying comfy cozy.Previous>>42760887
I have an idea. Lets all attack the friendliest posters here so they leave and we only have other tryhard edgelords to show how funny our stale meangirl routine still is. Because we're such adults or whatever.
>>42764382>comfy cozyheh that was the name of a stream I used to run
how do you even ask a guy out
>>42764428very carefully
are you content with where you are in life? parents gave me so much shit earlier today and I cant even argue with them, they are right... 28 now and I have accomplished nothing... jumping from workplace to workplace barely making more than minimum wage... didnt go to college... completely single for my whole adult life... fuck what the fuck am I doing....
>showing up at the BL literature club hoping you might meet a romantic gay bottom bf and it's just you the lone bisexual and 25 women over 35
>>42764491no
BL Cafe but it only serves bottoms under the age of 19 and tops over the age of 35
>>42764491Are you developing a revolutionary energy source?
>>42764397I only want to be nice to people because being mean makes people sad and I don't want to make people sad.>>42764415Hehe that's a good name>>42764428I imagine it's something simple like "Would you like to go on a romantic date with me?" but I've never asked anyone on a date before.>>42764491NoWhat would you rather be doing? Do you have an ideal life scenario?>>42764493What do people do at literature clubs?
>>42764382im doing good. drinking tea ^.^>>42764578agreee
>>42764578You can still be nice if you simply go away
>>42764491Everyone has to start where they are. You have systemic antagonism working against you. Anyone implying there is some shame in adjusting expectations is jerking their own ego with delusions and ignorance. It makes no sense to compare yourself to people who likely did not have your disadvantages.This does not mean you cannot improve your situation, and you should indeed try. But kicking yourself because of where you landed and being certain you are solely responsible is just not rational. Everyone makes mistakes, they do not all have the same outcomes. If you feel you have flaws, then there are reasons. Identify them and make corrections, but do not assume that alone will improve your situation. We can all do better. But it is irrational and unhelpful to blame ourselves for everything and think that will lead to solutions or some balanced enlightenment. Plus, people love to push that idea to avoid responsibility for their own part in harm they caused through laziness and selfishness.It is necessary to love, respect and trust yourself to survive, no matter who you are. The love must be unconditional, the trust is learned through endless sincere attempts, and the respect comes from knowing those attempts are sincere. The necessary trust will not come if you do not make the attempts, and you will not make attempts if you think you somehow deserve to suffer more than others. That is why love, or whatever you wish to call it, comes first. It means accepting our flaws and doing our best, not rejecting ourselves because the flaws exist. That would just be the slowest form of suicide, waiting for something to end us because we think we deserve it anyways. And that makes no sense, and is certainly not compatible with survival. You wont get anywhere siding with your haters, enemies and antagonists.
>>42764491Yes and no. I'm 25, accomplished my dream, got further than I could ever hope for and I'm really proud of myself for that but I'm making very little money and has had no romantic life to speak of.
>>42764598Nice! What kind of tea, Anon?
There aren't people to be nice to.There used to be humans who needed kindness and they're gone now. Not sure where they went but nobody here needs help.
>>42764655what about shiza?
1 (one) bf please.
>>42764646just some shitty green tea i got from the store, nothin special>>42764491i dont think my life has really "started" yet but im scared of when that'll happen, i never thought id make it this far
>>42764578I've never actually been to a book club or read Japanese gay fiction.
>>42764719why so specific about 1 (one)?isn't it always 1 (one)?
>>42764756>isn't it always 1 (one)?have you ever met a gay
>>42764765yea, they usually like to go clubbing
>>42764719would hold your hand so hard Tex (and then leave you for a woman but think about how much I loved you when listening to certain song)
>>42764756because i would like 1 (one) bf.are you simple?
>>42764821you will burn in hell for this.
>>42764824i am basic, yes.
>>42764720Hehe oh okayAs long as you like it that's what counts the most I think!>i dont think my life has really "started" yet but im scared of when that'll happen, i never thought id make it this farYeah...>>42764732Me neither <.<I imagine it's about books?
Good morning. I hate women.
>>42764836sorry babe, the most romantic stories are also often the most tragic
Do you have to start dating before you know who you're compatible with?
>>42764934you're not compatible with anyone, you're the beige wall and white refrigerator if it was a person
>>42764934Yes. Start dating bitch
Being forcibly shut up by my partner is the sweetest thing ever. I hum in pleasure every time.
>>42764934that pic could literally be us, pov: me; brown BVLL on the left, (you) fair skinned pillow princess on the right.
What are Pakistanis like?
>>42764934I don't think so. I fell for a lot of people that if they had been described to me or I just made assumptions, I would have missed a great experience or relationship.Plus it keeps you flexible and grows your mind. If you just stick to what you have preconceived as being your "type", you end up like these other poor bastards waiting for their prince charming and losing their best years on some very specific fantasy. Its defensive behavior; they tend to be terrified of risk or experiences they didn't prepare for. So they just ignore anything they don't already know and wait for "the one", "Mr. Right".Then they realize they screwed up around gay death and become total manic whores before they lose even more chances. I don't think it ends well for them. Its not just a gay or guy thing. Straights and women, especially women, succumb to this position also. Its just a constellation of bad ideas, insecurities and so on.
>>42765212theyre like indians but muslim
>>42765223I done this with girls (sorry bi) in my late teens, would have multiple girls be interested in pursuing something but I built up this absolute naive romantic fantasy in my head of the perfect girl that I wanted to fall in love with and just let all my actual opportunities pass me by and then I was suddenly in mid 20s wondering where the fuck all the time went.
>>42765212>>42765280where i grew up, i only knew one pakistani person and he was handsome and athletic. there were a handful of indians in my age group and they were all scrawny nerds, but one of them was like the smartest student in our class. also like, isn't a big part of india muslim?
Alien beautyAlien bootyMission to love me That is the true tea
there needs to be a slur for able-bodied people
>>42765342that's literally what "normie" is.
>>42765342ableist
>>42765317You have indians in Texas? Wow I didnt know that
>>42764491Sis you don't need to prove your worth to anyone here sis. We love you the way you are cause you are gay. Not because you make a lot of money or married to someone and own a house with kids. You are fine just being you sis. I love you.
There are indians in canada and I heard one before say in an indian accent "new flavored kitkat :)" at the grocery store and it made me laugh because of the accent was so funny xD
>>42765383yes but they are mostly in frisco and other mcmansion suburbs of dfw like coppell and flower mound.
>>42765407here she goes, having a schizophrenic episode again
https://youtu.be/PogJQLnrfag?si=5RBYlwqjD1VTX1bU
>>42765317yeah it's the second largest religion i was being semi facetiousreally though there's not a huge difference between the two cultures despite how much they hate each other. both very patriarchal grindset hellscape nations. i could fuck up a butter chicken garlic naan rn...
>>42765423i see a ton of indians here in denver but it is a big city and i live near downtown so i see lots of different people. in dfw back in texas i mostly lived in suburbs so i mostly just saw white and black and hispanic people and very little east and south asian people.
Im schizophrenic and autistic and hiv positive
>>42765455We know, and you're beautiful, especially when you're skinny
wish i was gobbling a sack
i'm schizophrenic, and autistic, and hiv negative, BUT, i am also severely terminally and aggressively retarded.
wish i was choking a bitch
>>42765465You really think im beautiful even at my current weight? 0_0
>>42765467get out of my head
>>42765472This sounds familiar
>>42765475wat
You meet a man who loves you and he is perfect in every way exceptA. HUGE KPop stan, big X account, attends concerts, completely obsessed 24/7orB. 100% all in Disney gay and obsessed with the character actor mascotsWhich debuff do you pick?
>>42765507both are obscenely horrible i would rather be single.
>>42765507to be honest anon i would date a guy who puts cigarettes out on me before either of these people
>>42765471you're trans, which is way worse than anything you've listed yet
>>42765507A. Or no B. Because he would takes me on trips to Disneyland and buy me plushies
>>42765507A. I want him to do dance covers of girl kpop songs while nude.
>>42765455I legitimately hope that if you don't recover, you still can find peace, comfort, happiness and contentment. I know you have had a lot of hard times and think you deserve a rest from more challenges, and hope you get it.
My spongebob plushie scares me at night 0_0 I just see him smiling in the dark with his big predator eyes
>>42765507Not enough data, please elaborate.If the Disney gay is sensible and looks like a prince or The Beast then I'll date him.If the KPop stan is not one dimensional and his KPOP obsession is more of a hobby he can put down and he's a chink/wasian/white guy trying to come off as asian and has a BAC/BWC, then I'll choose him
This is my spongebob plushie
Also I found a taiwanese guy who does nude kpop dance covers with a boner. @boss17772
>>42765540They are both all in on it and live and breathe those interests just which one can you put up with if they check all of your other boxes physically and emotionally
>>42765474You have potential. Were you a bwc top twink when you were skinny? Who pozzed you?
I don't think there is much the average person could do to make me thing they deserve to be sick all the time. People who believe otherwise are essentially stating that fate somehow favors themselves. And that's an exceptionally, deliberately short-sighted view. It's the same mentality and rationale people use to claim ghosts and spirits are on their side. That sort of egoist optimism gets destroyed for many every day. That's where a little humility can cleanse one's ability to reason.
>>42765632pills now
>>42765687Trans men are men and should be allowed in gay men's spaces.
Shiza's terrified of spiders, lizard and... olives!
too much squeak
Gypsies, tramps and thieves
>>42764428rohypnol
>>42765507I'd take A, at least the KPop guys are mostly fem and he could ask me which guys I think are cute. B would be dreadful.
I voluntarily searched for and watched the Ronnie McNutt video and now I'm really not well. Why do I do these things to myself. So much unavoidable online PTSD that has clouded my perception of reality.
Santa Claus is cumming to town
>>42764491reasonably. i'm 30 i have an ok career, my own home, money to do stuff, bf. im doing pretty well on paper, but i do feel like my youth is / has already slipped away without truly enjoying it. i've been working full time since i was 19. havent travelled or done much "young person" stuff. i feel like i have missed out a lot in that way.also with relationships i was in denial about being gay for a long time so only in the last few years have i not been entirely alone, which is nice but again i feel like i missed out a lot.i feel pretty ok where i am but i will always have regrets and what ifs. but now i am an established 30 year old with a bf and life seems decent, so i cant complain too much.
>>42765507both of those make him not perfect, but i imagine a kpop fan as more attractive than a pudgy basedface disney gay
>>42766087>Ronnie McNutt videowhat's that>>42765513>a guy who puts cigarettes out on mehot desu
>>42766144maybe you can still have a wife if you were not okay with being gay? find a woman that you can have a successful meaningfull life and actual future
bf that lives in my head is way hotter than the ones irl
>>427661983dpd
>>42766176paigeposting
>>42766198Every guy I date is competing with my tulpa and they all come up short
>>42766176Guy blowing half his head off with a rifle on a livestream
>>42765033I love this too>>42764397Best post but too bad it won't change the toxic fags>>42766144If you lived your life differently you won't be where you are now
>>42766087I feel very bad for the police and his dog.
listening to neurotic 90s alt-rock is not a substitute for a bf
>>42766188my deep fear of being "different" is why i tried so hard to be straight, i spent years kinda trying to meet a woman but my heart was never in it. i think its guys for me forever>>42766295>If you lived your life differently you won't be where you are nowexactly, its easy to imagine your life being better but you never know. im pretty happy where i am so i dont obsess about what might have been
>>42766087man thats nutts
Good morning Rita Aura, we're talking about you
>>42766252oh, right right. that one's a classic, you're only just now seeing it? >>42766233only thing my ex ever burned me with was a wood burning iron
LMAOalso I always thought he used a shotgun, not a rifle
>>42766356Never heard of him
>>42766356>my butt>m buttyou've been saying naughty things to people on your phone, anon
>>42766372nyoo I've been found outit's true, I'm gay
>>42765700Even I don't agree to that. The last thing I want is surprise pussy.Unless its a designated non-sexual space then I'd suppose it wouldn't be any different from welcoming straight and bi men as well, maybe even women.
>>42766387I thought by trans men, anon meant tims not tifs. as in men who are trans, like transwomen. transmen are women who are trans, or trans women
Shiza's stood on the corner and shook her shitNow she's gonna give ya another hit
Thoughts on men giving birth?https://thisvid.com/videos/the-proud-father-gives-birth/
>>42766443men dont give birth sweaty, this is basic biology
mpreg is based as long as it doesn't involve tifs
>>42766452The video proves you and your precious biology wrong hunty
>>42766456i aint clicking that, freak
>>42766443
>>42766399No, he meant trans men as in women transformed to men. Regardless, I also don't care for transwomen because I just don't understand how or why anyone would want to actually become a woman.Wanting to be prettier is one thing, but an outright woman?!
PS. Its the invasive parasitical demons responding to their own nicknames and BS. I personally do not respond to your codenames as I do not relate nor see a connection.
>>42766462>women transformed to menthis isn't a thing in the real world though, at best they make themselves intersex
Watch me dabWhen I ride pastThat's too much swag, even on my hoverboard
transvestites, mandem in disguise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3GjKTtSRrQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmykkOkOnDwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1DyIJ9MXAchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJwziXEcTOshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zai3kcbTdMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_CDFwOXRJghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBr3pzKKTaUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8UF_4A1PSkmoods
>>42766477do you mean madmen
>>42766486no its mandem
I absolutely LOVE boys.
>>42766494poon boys? lil dudes?
I've always wanted to give someone a heart shaped box of chocolates like this every Valentine's Day. I hope one day it can be real.>>42764945I don't think I'm ready yet>>42765097Hehe cute>>42765223I do like being open to trying new things. I wish I had more to say but I don't know anything about dating or socializing. Everything your saying sounds good but is ultimately foreign to me.>>42765296Did you have lots of girls interested in you? It was one of those things people told me would happen when I got older but never did. Nobody really showed any interest in me in school.>>42765507Those both sound okay to me
>>42766505Twink boys.
gavin newSCAM admits hes retarded like a BLACK
>>42766443Gays were a mistake
>>42766529It's a straight woman.
Is marina a scat fucker?
>>42764382no, I'm workingI hate my work
>>42766528weren't you that anon that posted his stories with hot guys and said his sons are fine?
>>42765544Hey mr pancakes. My son is too much of a pussy to say it so I will. You come off as creepy. You are weird and off putting and your lack of concern about it is the worst part.
>>42766539totally yeah
>>42765544Hey mr pancakes. My son is too much of a pussy to say it so I will. You come off as awesome. You are cool and likeable and you having a great vibe overall is the best part.
>>42765544Hey mr pancakes. I am their son, I'am a pussy so I'll say it as I will. You come off as kinda mid. You're weird but not that creepy. I'll say the middle part loud.
>>42766545bitch they are 14 and 9. what is wrong with you shiza?
every time i match with some cute dude i get my hopes up and then every time they fucking suck at talking!!! i just want to chat with you, how can you not pick up on the way that every time i say something i throw in a question for you so we can keep the chat flowing! it's called a fucking dialogue! i'm probably autistic but my conversational skills are better than these cunts!
>>42766528face it shiza, you're no longer funny, it's time to put the fries in the bag bro
>>42766572im powerscaling>>42766600i love eating fries nigga
>>42766615those fries are for the customers, dummy >:(
children posting cropped furry porn on tiktok is the most disturbing trend of the year so far
>>42766596Errrmm, it's called nonchalant-maxxing, it's about aura bruh, not connection
>>42766596im a tranny but i saw this post and had to butt in that i completely agree. its WILD how bad social skills people can have. women are a bit better but not much. most dating app conversations feel like talking to a fucking corpse
>>42766596If they are zoomers you could try making a blend with them and sharing all the reels you think are good to the chat and you guys can laugh in real time together.That's about as good as zoomer company gets, so your other options are older men or crossing your fingers and waiting for the next generation
>>42766644Anon is being so chalant
>>42766596I love it when you're like 4 or 5 messages in and you already know it's so fucking over lol
tfw lifted too hard and got a hemmy
>>42766658 i get so in my head about how the conversation might go before we start talking, intimidated and stuff, and then they're always just...stupid as hell>>42766668the crazy thing is that i actually came to this conclusion myself, then matched with two guys in their 40s who also replied to my attempts at keeping the conversation going with like, 4 words, flat statements about how something or other is cool. like do you want to fuck someone young enough to be your son or not dude it's pissing me awfi think texting is just inherently a bad way to try and get to know somebody, which sucks because i don't really wanna go to the shithole area of my city where all the gay bars are and get bashed by some methhead
Hey guys, it's me Shigeru Miyamoto. I'm here to tell you that a Shizachu videogame is now officialy in works at Nintendo.
>>42766596yeah i do not miss that part of dating. so many people just cant be bothered to have a conversation. one word answers, ask you nothing. like why the fuck did they even swipe on you in the first place?
>>42766698includes state of the art cum physics powered by furry tech
>>42766690better than a herny at least
>>42766596Gaygen is bad at conversation too
>>42766713true. i think its a bottom thing. they expect someone else to do all the work. women are the same usually.
>>42766710yeah you cum buckets for your size, i saw the leaked videos
>>42766718I don't really understand why most people come here when not engage in conversation. It is barely posted any pictures, no porn here, mostly all we blog post and they doodoo on others in the gen.
>>42766719zap to the extreme!!!
>>42766728are you finnish?
ppl think forums are instant messaging now huh
>>42766732hey what's wrong? i saw a guy on of once, a very fem boy, he was rubbing with big cock with a blackie's bbc and i came a lot to this too. you look like him. you should start an onlyfans and get money.
>be straight>built like this at 5'10>white>way cuter face>women think im like 6-7/10 MAX>gay men think im 8-9/10>can pull twinks with 1m ig followersIm built to be gay man, its like I talented all my points into the wrong fucking build
>>42766769gays have weird taste, will never understand it
>>42766769>gay men think im 8-9/10ehh, more like a 5 or 6, i'd take you over a twink, but you're fat in an unappealing way, hit the gym maybe
>>42766769six sevennnnn
>>42766769But could you pull ts beauty
i just hate when i spend time on something only for someone else to come and either: a) wreck my hard work; or, b) re-do what i already did as if i don't know what the fuck i'm doing.like. why are you snowblowing the lawn? i already did the driveway to the grass. please don't wreck the yard because you don't where the driveway ends and ya never buy driveway markers.
>>42766518daddy
>>4276676910 if low hanging huge B?C and balls
>>42766769Yeah bcuz women have billions of 6'5 gigachads to choose from so they dont have to settle for something like you
>>42766768i dont appreciate these posts
>>42766840anon im not losing women to giga chads lolim losing women to like a lanky guy who solves fucking rubics cubes or something gay the hottest women ive pulled date the ugliest men on the fucking planet 6'5 giga chads fuck like 7-8/10 women frequently 8-9/10 women fuck rich guys and drug dealers
>>42766860it's 2 cigs, 2 beers, 2 rubiks cubeshttps://youtube.com/shorts/9A8EXCIVY40
I have no fucking idea how electricity works, like what the fuck is 5v 1a? My only charger says 5v 1.55a, so is it gonna explode or what?
>>42766850do this irl
another day being a sensitive bi top in a cold world without a fem bf to hold hands with
>>42766860Yes like I said women dont want obese manlets
>>42766860amazing, now gtfo and go back to straggot gen
>>42766899
>>42766850You'd kinda look good with some makeup and lingerie on rubbing your gock with a bearded polish real man
>>42766892if youre charging something the charger needs to:- be the same voltage- be the same or more amps- be the same type (AC or DC)so a 5v 1.55a charger is fine for 5v 1a thing, itll just draw 1 amp if thats all the device supports(i think)voltage being wrong is the only really risky part, even if amps are too low it'll just not charge well
>>42766941it's only schizo because you guys assume every other anon is me and so you end up infighting.
>>42766914mind straight into the gutter lol
Cezary Weston Chandler
>>42764491i'm financially blessed, physically pleased, but spiritually i feel diseased? when i try to understand things on a deeper level there's so many ways to interpret everything and a lot of the time i feel all the common agreed upon interpretations are wrongit's such a struggle to really know the truth
I've put up with just about enough nonsense and thing's are gonna start changing around here and that's that.
>>42767021>professor at a well known university>married with kids>"widely regarded as one of the greatest living mathematicians">seems to actually be happy in videos etcmost child prodigies seem to end up sad and alone so i'd say he's doing pretty well.
>>42764491Not quite. I'm 28 and gainfully employed. Making decent money for my age and area but could be making more and doing more important stuff. Also kinda need a vacation because some of my gig work is really inconveniently scheduled and draining.
>>42766949I know EXACTLY who you are and you're going down if it's the last thing I ever do!I'll follow him around gaygen, and around the chasergens, and around perdition's flames before I give him up- To the last I grapple with thee; from Hell’s heart, I post at thee; for hate’s sake, I spit my last breath at thee!...I'M NOT CRAZY!!1!
AVAST GAYGEN!Drop your standards, lower yer expectations and prepare to be boarded arrrrrrgh
>>42764491Kill your parents
>>42766850Hey you- I saw these Aisian (half Asian?) twunks and thought of you every time I do. Hope you like.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEswU8ydHfU
>>42767070his awards section on wikipedia is so big it is collapsed by default, and you're an autist shitposting on 4chan
>>42766948Yeah, in cases like this current is determined by the load, so if a phone only draws 1a it will recieve 1a.Same idea behind flowrate, if pressure(voltage) is constant you will simply get less water(amps) out of a 1" (high resistance) pipe than a 3" pipe (low resistance)
just saw someone spraying graffiti on a wall and they were using a large stencilpeople try to claim graffiti as an artform but graffiti artists just cheat :/
>>42764382captchas being weird for anyone else?
>>42766728I am here to fill the archives with my brainy brain type textwalls so they will be scraped by crawlers to train AI. Then I will be reconstituted as a machine to haunt the internet for a thousand more years. It's my plan for life eternal.
>>42767081i bought a 4 bay NAS off ebay a while ago, with 4 8TB HDDs, it was sold as working but when I got it it wouldnt run. I realised the power supply they gave was like 18v instead of 12, bought a generic one and it worked fine. was a bit worried the 18v would have fried it but it was fine after getting the right psu.still not sure if they were trying to scam me and thought it was broken or they were just dumb, but I got a NAS and 4 8TB hdds for £175 which was a bargain considering 8TB drives are about £170 each, they were almost brand new too lmao.
>>42767086just when i was gonna start doing stencil tags...
>>42767117My first love
I too enjoy experimenting with electricity and pushing the limits of appliances.If I had a nickel for every lithium battery I've blown up I tell you what boy howdy
I used to like getting twinks to vandalize themselves with graffiti online but Idt I can post any of it here. Bfs did not appreciate it as much.
Look at y'all niggasNiggas...
>>42767029Oh boomy ive been a naughtyboy and must be punished
>>427671183.5" HDDs normally use 2 rails, 12v and 5v, so they have their own dc-dc converters and power regulation, so the 18v probably never even got into the drive.The ebay guy probably resells shit and mixed the power brick up with any random dc connector that fit out of a drawer of hundreds when packaging time came.
It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
odds you deserve a new laptopevens no, you're in debt up you eyeballs alreadydubs in for a penny in for a pound
>>42767156LOOKATCHEW LOOKATCHEW LOOKATCHEW LOOKATCHEW LOOKATCHEW
>>42764491If you can lift more than 50lbs occasionally you can go do any skilled labor and make significantly more than minimum wage...
>>42764491The only thing that matters in life is being a good person and how much you do for others including animals
Shiza is the Natalie Nunn of Poland and trans
odds shoesevens boots
i got 100 on an assessment :] life is good>>42767117hes so pretty
>>42767185Ok, but if I roll a 3 it's heels
>>42767196you see your dads face when you look in the mirror yet?
>>42767165Thats actually part of my plan. If I die in debt, it means I win.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1771946699302539.webm
Need
>>42767196Good job, have you been doing better with school? I remember you were feeling really down on your abilities not too long ago
>>42767202my dad is a lot older and tanner than me, he has a oval face while I have a diamond one, im also many shades lighter than him. i am not alike my father at all
>>42767210The one on the left looks like my picrew
>>42767079smash smash SMASH pass pass pass smash SMASH pass pass smash PASS
>>42767213wow your dad is older than you? fucking idiot
>>42767221kekekekeke
>>42767221My daddy is only 7 years older than me, so it's worth saying
>>42767213is he a hot bwc twink just like you?
>>42767211yeah, towards the end of last year my grades were starting to slip, even now outside of math im struggling to maintain my level of work. i have a chemistry assessment on thursday, and then a history essay and philosophy essay and an english essay next week… its a little stressful, but the high mark really lifted my spirits>>42767226he swims a lot, i remember when we wrestled when I was a kid he was a lot stronger than mei do not have a bwc he is not a twink
>>42767226that’s a tranny and future tragic local news story friend
>>42767213abo kween
>>42767117wtf he is straight out of yaoi
>>42767233maybe I’ll end up on the news one day but i think i would prefer drug addiction to death if my life ends up taking a turn for the worse
I want beautiful men
>>42767206i think you're onto something. they can't collect debts of the dead
>>42767256I want hairy fatfits with abs and trimmed pubes to pin me down and slap me and wipe precum all over my face and hair.
I want something that makes burgers every day, isn't hard to look at naked, doesn't say much, can be satisfied with shopping money, doesn't bring weird friend and only goes through about 3-4 other tested lovers a year without auditioning my replacement to do it.
>>42767201my calvin klein's are closed toe so i could
>>42767270No I’m average at best
>>42767281Lost me at burgers every day
>>42767281i think you should raise your standards anon
captured my attention at burgers every day
>>42767292just big and greedy
>>42767286Its habit. I have to say burgers because if you say you want a woman that cooks you have already scared 90% of the zoomers away. Sometimes I forget where I am.
>When you're sucking and he makes you pull down the front of your undies so he can cum in them and makes you wear them to go to the store. And when he sees you walking funny because of the slimy feeling he gives you a bit of a shove to make you take a few fast steps even though it feels so gross rolling down your thighs...
>>42767299why women>>42767301why involve the public in your sex
>>42767289Dear god no. I wasted at least two years on that.
>>42767245I love ur ethnic hair kween its so urban and exotic
>>42767301it never happened
>>42767256This is why skinny guys are superior, fat guys and fat women look the same. Skinny guys on the other hand have there beautiful male form on full display.
>>42767301>when he cream pies you and you leave a snail trail
>>42767304Well not anymore. Not anyone now. You only date women if you want to be socially integrated. And you only want that for as long as you can give a shit.
Bottoms fart cum
>>42767256my polish bf has a body much like this, i love him. i always say he could do some very basic lifting and become a perfect twunk but i like him either way
>>42767304Because I'm obedient to strong gay men, not random tubbos filling their shopping carts with chips and icecream?!Stupid question
AAAAAAAAGH THE SUN IS COMING OUT!ok boomer, you trained for this. Just remember the people it draws out can't bother you if you just stay inside.
>strong gay menlol
>>42767340I bench more than you bitch
strong independent black fem bottoms
>>42767330i dont like ice cream, its foid slop
rolled the dice and got the rarest card in the pack
>>42767344do you think this matters?
>>42767347You don't like ANYTHING
>>42767352i like a bunch of stuff
>>42767350still dont have a bf
GOD how I have learned to hate sunshine. I need my short dark days, eternal silver skies, and howling icy wind that keeps people inside... and QUIET.I am not ready for this warm weather meme shit again.Fuckers, lets see YOU put up with bumbling tourists crawling everywhere.
>>42767309sis im blonde
imagine hating ice cream lmao, how cartoonishly evil you can get
>>42767350Show card
>>42767347No ice cream at all? Not even one flavor? How bout gelato? Not even coffee flavor?
>>42767351In terms of strength yes
>>42767357
no shes right for once ice cream is ze devil and makes qt bottoms fat and gives them diarrhea tummy aches acne and bad teeth
the only ice cream bottoms should eat is homemade sorbet from frozen fruit
>>42767347Um to be perfectly clear that wasn't intended to be shade at you and I don't even dislike you
my bf always preps thoroughly with a shower hose thing and it takes him like an hour. i feel bad cos its a pain for him and also i wish we could fuck more often and more spontaneously.bottoms who can prep quickly what are your tips? i've offered to get him a normal douche bulb or fibre pills or whatever but im no expert. he also prefers knowing he's "fully clean" but as i understand doing a deap clean can sometimes just take longer and end up with a mess because water gets so stuck up there?
>>42767367
I *think* this was the pizza shiza told me he likes but I don't remember the name. For some reason I think he also said he likes the margherita pizza. I think I remembered that because it sounded good so I took it as a recommendation. I think this one is four cheese or something.I will try to not let gaygen talk me into ordering lasagne again today.
Bottoms should be fat. If you get diarrhea from ice cream your bloodline is weak.
>>42767399ffs
>>42767369idk maybe cookie chip but like id rather just eat a cookie lol>>42767384hmmmm okay>>42767403quattro formaggi
Tubby "bottoms" aren't catching to the eye, but you can overlook a lot if they know how to cook and enjoy it.I am reminded of this whenever I have unwelcome thoughts while watching fat black women cook on youtube. Then I see black men with useless skinny white girls and realize the men must be even dumber than I thought.
if a guy got a collar for you, would you wear it?
>>42767395low fat no junk food diet and dont douche past the rectum trying to clean your colon every time is menthol the shower hose is really good tho just dont use too much water
>>42767374lol
>>42767399Slifer from temur
>>42767449i hate faggots so much it’s genuinely unreal i wish that i had killed as many of you as i could before being killed in turn instead of buying into the propaganda
>>42767429At least there is something you enjoy. Although I do not know if you mean something with cookie chips or cookie chip dough, people use the term interchangeably. I like the cookie dough, or the oreo mix type. I don't eat either frequently though. I only buy vanilla to mix with stuff.>quattro formaggiI do not think I've had it. But I can eat all kinds of pizza. I have not had a good 'chicken bacon ranch' in a while. I only know one place that makes it well and I rarely get around there often.I do want to try that margherita someday though.
>>42767433Theres hope for me yay
>>42767460oreo flavored stuff is always better than actual oreos its crazy
>>42767457lol
>>42767449sure
>>42767454I could push you down and have my way with you, and there is nothing you could do about that.
>>42767395Deep clean is bad for you + counter productive.Fiber, timed meals, and ideally a healthy diet with drastically less cleaning would be better.Pushing all that water out all the time is going to give him hemorrhoids, pull loose stool from higher in the gut, and fuck up his gut biome.
>>42767470Yeah ikwym. I mean I like them but I never buy them. Too sweet. Plus they have to fall apart from milk before they really taste good.
>>42767484i could shoot you in your faggot head and laugh as your brains splatter the wall
those fat bottom posts seem targeted and im not interested
I feel like men look hotter with smaller more agressive looking eyes
>>42767486>pull loose stool from higher in the gutIsn't that the point? You want some room to move things around. Although your diet idea sounds better. Either way its not a big deal as long as they aren't having diarrhea.
>>42767492You would never see me coming baby <3
>>42767499I don't think you are 'fat'. Maybe 'pleasingly plump' or 'Rubenesque' as they say.
>>42767504Yearning bottom eyes...
>>42767524HAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
>tfw no chubby rubenesque top
>>42767508no thats for fisting and bad dragong dildo degenerates if you go past the rectum it will take forever and if you dont do it properly you can squirt shit water all over the place like a diarrhea fountain
>>42767524>Rubenesquebitch please>>42767531idk nay dont ask me that
>>42767524he has sores in the creases where his fat folds over be for real
more like runescapesque
>>42767452>>42767486>Deep clean is bad for youyeah I've also heard that so I do worry about that too>Fiber, timed meals, and ideally a healthy diet with drastically less cleaning would be betteryeah I was with a guy for a while who ate a careful diet and basically didnt need to prep, it was nice we fucked so muchlike i said i've mentioned it before and he always gets defensive and says he wants to do it his way so i dont wanna be pushy but it does seem like it could be easier and healthier to eat better and do quick prep>>42767538yeah lmao my cock is not that big, just a quick prep is fine im sure
>>42767475i'm looking for a gold one, but all i see are men's chainsi guess males don't typically wear gold chokers
>>42767508Well no that isn't the idea. The large intestine is only about 5 feet long, so very easy to wash water up past the large intestine.Stool is not made solid until it passes into the large intestine where remaining water is removed and it becomes bulky.So if you put too much water in you can start the flood of liquid chyme, and then you need to basically get sent back to start.The idea is to clean out the colon, which should not have a traffik jam right behind it if you are eating decently and at regular times, plus using the bathroom as needed.Boom asshole coean in 10 minutes and ready to be absolutely hammered mess free.I can't believe there are gay men that don't know this...
Boys are cute.
>>42767541>bitch pleaseliterally lol'd at that pic, ty
tops should be bullied by their bottoms, not the other way around
>>42767558I know. I never really thought about it though I guess. I just figured anything that gets more out faster is good. But I guess it would be a pain to start that reaction and then have to babysit it until its finished if you don't have to. Which is why the diet part makes more sense. And who knows what you are setting up if you disturb gut flora. People say colonics are good. But probably not often if they are right at all.
>>42767560second fatty w long hair and decent face, same exact politics and nerdiness and too lazy to have actual sex so wed just goon to porn together yeah thatd probably be the perfect relationship cuz i see no drawbacks unlike every other dating scenario
>>42767550only urbans and indians
>>42767582ok epstein
>>42767582what?
if your top has a second pillow on his bed, know that this is the pillow that he puts between his legs.
>>42767594i dont want to get him a skinny gold chain, i want a thick gold choker for my bf. one that looks like something a king would wear. not interested in cheap stuff
>>42767605i have 2 pillows because its a double bed
>>42767538This is odd to read. I just mean I have some rudimentary education in that area just as regards to function, innervation and development but for some reason I don't think I ever really juxtaposed it with maintenance for sex. I forget that there are people who think anal is a routine staple of sex. I always thought of it as more spontaneous, and you either deal with the mess or they signal that its not a good idea for the moment.I had some bfs that seemed religious about cleaning so they were always "ready" despite assuring them that all that fuss was not necessary. Its not like there aren't sex towels. I was never a fan of planned sex.
>>42767605i would steal that pillow and give him a fresh one to mark with his gooch scent
>>42767593How do you feel about commitments? Thats usually where people have trouble over time. Its sort of rhetorical, not my business. You might prefer to ignore this and keep it private.
i'm not exactly gay, i'm a bi bottom.
Nick Fuentes seems like a more legitimate theologian than most actual priests. I can't fall for ghost stories but he is persuasive. I can see why people find instructive themes in the mythology.
>>42767615Ok scat kween werk
>>42767615this nigga getting poopoo on he penish!
>>42767458Why are you so angry about an article of clothing?
how thick is your neck
>>42767608What would you think about something a little more feminine like a white gold chainmail choker with some pink tourmalines for sexual enhancement and a big emerald mounted center over the throat for monogamy uwuChatgpt didn't perfectly read my mind, but you can see the vision
>>42767656Have you managed to get the Durchfall out of your beard?
>>42767607>you think you have a decent facewell its abt my opinion in this case so idrc objectively>>42767626whats commitment for gay ppl lmao? im not taking on mortgage with someone best i can do is committing to parenting a dog
>>42767656yes
>>42767656does it count if i laughed when i posted it then laughed harder at it again juxtaposed with your question
>>42767660Forgot picrel
>>42767663I want to parent all the puppies!
>>42767671That looks dreadful
>>42767671This looks more like queen's jewelry than a collar at this point.
>>42767671>5G illuminati mind controlled tranny
>>42767671why would i ever get my bf this garbage
topping pawbert
>>42767690So you can destroy it when you fuck his throat and waste thousands of dollars.
>>42766754No why?>>42766765No I didn't say this, but you are part of the point i make>>42767104Very brave
>>42767680>>42767686My querie wasn't to make halloween jewlry ok, but I'm not burning all my queries for a shit post.
>>42767700>complains that gaygen is bad at conversation>takes 3 and a half hours to replysasuga
>>42767690Because youre a tacky urban dl trade
>>42767702 you had to use AI to generate that shit? i thought you were getting piled on a bit too harsh but now i wonder how you function in day to day life
>>42767663>whats commitment for gay pplI think its a subject each person should probably define for themselves. I guess what I meant was that it would probably be better to have a conscious definition for yourself before a relationship so you don't have to react to something later that you aren't emotionally prepared for.Like I said, it was rhetorical and not my business or anyone elses. I just think you are a good person and hope you are prepared in your thoughts so you don't stress or get hurt when someone comes around that you fall for. That's all.
>>42767700well obviously you didn't say it i was mocking you retard
>>42767716I don't have my colored pencils so I couldn't draw it by hand.
>>42767732Just fuck off you sad troon
>>42767702I like the idea you wrote. The image didn't capture it right.
>>42767732>>42767700Russian brothers shouldn't fight! The real enemy is the jewish west!
>>42767702I think its interesting. Its not what I pictured from your description though or what I imagine when I hear 'choker' but then I am no jewelry expert either. The idea sounds attractive though, at least in theory. Not sure it would fly for someone in real life though.
reportranny lmao
idk if you say you're going to fuck a kid that's an easy b&, or at least it should be if mods aren't retarded some people get their jollies off posting that here, god only knows why
>>42767700>Very braveThats why I wear basketball shorts in the summer. I like to randomly intimidate others. I know its wrong but I do it anyways because its funny.
>>42767764bitroonr is the report tranny?!
>>42767711I fell asleep fag OK>>42767732You talk to me a lot for someone complains a lot about me yes.The (you)-less posts countRotten doughy kluski princess>>42767772I have dirty thoughts now
if you try to input a tripcode it should force you to use the name fatty dicksuckle
>>42767764Kek that was thorny
What's up guys
>>42767795>I have dirty thoughts now
>>42767795well if youre complaining about the thread its not really about talking to you its about the thread lol?>>42767737when has this spell worked in the history of this thread mama
>>42767790Are you finally getting that 14teenie totalleenie legaleenie meat
wow you saw my retarded critique of the thread and commented on it? wow you are like obsessed with me teehee~
>>42767823I am obsessed with you my beautiful queen may i kiss your feet goddess
>>42767823Baby jirl I could make you world crazy with my 3inche come to Uttar Pradesh
>>42767823You never need estrogen to act like a woman, it's natural to you
so basically, for future reference, you can either provide a counterargument or if you try to make it about anything else you will get promptly insulted for making me read another dumb post with 0 merit, hope that helps
>>42767814legal adult men only
>>42767858just filter cancer
Well all right, Little Mx Shitzer has read us the rule book!
>>42767884My favorite shiza rule is you not should be a tripfag unless you're interesting and you can't stay anon
>>42767906i wish you could apply it, boring phony unoriginal troon
>>42767912Wish away
>>4276786214 is legal in many countries
>>42767919Should it be legal, because I was retarded very much at 14
now if youre gonna bitch about this thread being bad for your interpersonal mundane babble and also too dumb to ascertain what constitutes a forum i will be quite unhappy but all the same obligated to explain to you that replies within a forum are meant to concern the forum post and that long chains of unrelated off-topic replies are in fact poor forum etiquette and would be promptly met with a ban or post removal in any respectful forumnow its one thing to not respect forum etiquette, most of us here do not, but it is another thing entirely to feel entitled to protest against the very structure of the format and institution of a forum which can be traced back to the very beginnings of western civilization, that is all to say: know your place trash>>42767906provide a quote, the archive is right there, all these shiza quotes are within the reach of your fingertips, that being said, even if i subscribed to this idea, i am objectively by most reasonable metrics interesting whereas you are realistically not, and its in fact evident from the fact you found it necessary to manufacture all manner of mundane biographical facts instead of being a real bitch like me
>>42767941no, 14 is very much a child still hence why most developed countries have increased it to 18. anyone who says otherwise is a pedo
>>42767969baby calm down... lemme make you feel good wit my chocolate wandwe gonna be groovin all night sugar...
veni, vidi, viciave caesar, ave me
>>42767919Why has there been this surge in pedos on 4chan?It wasn't this bad even 2 years ago.Is someone trying to get this site taken off the internet so there is no place to talk anonymously anymore?
would should my trip name be
>>42767969waoooww >mfw the estrogen ran outantonio beats detroit... both top teams damn
>>42767970hawtttif u dont want to inflict violence u not a man>>42767978trannysucker
>>42767978Pussysplash
>>42767969
what*
>>42767969You look very smart saying things, then pretend you didn't, then say "I didn't mean it like that! You're just too stupid to understand!" When proofies is providedVery smart, very interesting, very passionate about forum he shows no real interest in yes
>>42767671absolutely gaudy
>>42767997>When proofies is providedwell you have notthe archive is right therego fucking find it
>>42768017>>42768017>>42768017
>>42767941On one hand I feel gay sex doesn't really matter, it's just pretend sex, it's just boys playing around, you can't get a guy pregnant through his ass. I was dry humping other boys by the time i was 9.On the other hand I can see how someone young can easily get abused by an older guy due to the age difference. Ultimately consent is consent, I do believe teen minors can consent.
