>>42773736Are you into cannabis?
>>42777024losergras
smoke is bad, people should upgrade to vaporizers
>>42777044thats even worse
i've never smoked weed in my life because i'm uncool and have never even been offered it by anyoneeven my mom smokes and i don't
>>42777044they don't do the same thing, effect-wise
>>42777024Imagine not getting high on life. The only drug I like is caffeine.
>>42777024my bf sure is. i like it and am ok with having a joint on a friday / satuday night or something but he smokes all day whenever he isnt working. we've been seeing each other for like 2.5 years and we've probably spent like 3 days total together sober. i know its "only weed" (well, with tobacco) but i wish i could get him to cut down and just have one or 2 in the evening instead.>>42777044yeah i got a vaporiser recently, its pretty good and i feel less bad about vaping it than smoking. but i do like a proper joint now and then
>>42777064you can buy it on the dark web
>>42777072>but he smokes all daydivorce him and send him my way, teetotaler >well, with tobacco)oh wait, nvm lol
>>42777069wdym, i thought both are about nicotine
>>42777085anon, we are talking about cannabis products, not tobacco
>>42777024When i was a teenie i would go over to this late 20s guy for free weed he would always make me smoke through a bong which almost made me pass out and be paralyzed on the couch and one time a friend came over and he asked him if he could fuck me and then he raped and creampied my bootyhole me it was hot
>>42777072I smoke weed all day everyday as well sis. Even if it is only weed, if you are immediately getting zombified after work and it's making you put less work into your responsibilities and relationships that is an issue, and wether it's him smoking less, at different times, or negotiating sober days some compromise needs to take place because >Just weedWorks both ways, if it's just weed don't be fucking shit up for it and pull your act together.
>>42777099wait, that's illegal!
>>42777120its not even that i have a problem with weed and it doesnt affect our relationship, i just worry about his health long term more than anything. he has an addictive personality and also drinks a lot.
>>42777134>and also drinks a lotthat's much more of an actual problem tbqh
>>42777075id sooner just ask my mom for some kek i'm not trying to get raided by the police over weed of all things
so touch starvedneed a big strong man to hold me and squeeze memy dad giving me a hug just isn't the same as another man pinning me down, or snuggling with me in his bed or on the couch>>42777024yeah but I can't use it bc I have severe negative reactions and addiction issueswhich means sobriety only
i'd like a bf with a big cock, because i prefer a snug fit and i don't mind being stretched out a little bit. if it's small that's okay though
>>42777139to be fair these days i think he isn't too bad, we both drink a bit at weekends when we're together but I think thats more or less it, but like I said he has a family history of addiction and i worry about him, but yeah on the whole we're not too bad these days and he has made an effort to improve i think.i guess the smoking bothers me because i just dont wanna constantly be around smoke. atm he only comes over at the weekends so i can deal with it but if we were to ever live together i just dont wanna be in a smokey house all the time.
>>42777187would an very average slightly skinny 6x4.5 incher do
popcorn lung is bad mm'kay
>>42777216good job i dont smoke popcorn
>>42777213stop calling 6 average! it's above average! you have a big penis and are downplaying it
>>42777024I hate weed. However I love men that literally look like turbo fem dainty women with immense athleticism, love caffeine and looooove snorting cigarettes
>>42777235Elliot was cute, all he needed was a fellow small penises bf that would gladly slobber his inches. Instead he tried to chase women and it made his situation worse. Rest in peace innocent soul.
>>42777235Every guy I've slept with has been well above 6 inches. This "research" is cope from micro dicked science bitches that play funny tricks with the data to heal their egos.
>>42777235mine is actually like 6.3 inches, and yeah that is a bit over average, i just wish it was thicker. most guys ive been with have been similar length but a bit thicker. tfw i'll never be a true twink gaper
The cum in the balls is my true goal, the cock is just a nice treat and the size is irrelevant
>>42777216Is that like Iron Lung?
>>427772356 is average, there are many more cocks that are well above that size, like sorry if you have a small one, if it's not a micro and functional then it's okayish, but 7 and 8 inches are not that rare
I wish I actually looked like how my dad says I look lol
>>42777291Like a girl?
>>42777250>>42777287psyop. you freaks with barbarian orc dicks will not convince me. penises existing above 6 does not make 6 the average that's not how statistics work. stop watching so much porn!
>>42777294no, he says I look youthful and have a lithe willowy body with a slight build and am attractive and have a similar body to my mothernot all at once, but he's said these things over the past like year or whatever, and that sounds nice. I wish I looked like a Tolkien elf or something, like graceful and such
>>42777159police do not care about domestic weed shipments in personal use quantitiesas long as you don't sign for the package, you are ok also, you encrypt your address and name when you order
>>42777307Do you think you'd have more success with your repetitive larp if you made a thread about it or at least posted it in either of tranny gens so that troons would have a wield day touching their scarred genitals imagining it and sharing their family perversions?
>>42777321it's not a larp lol he's literally made every one of those commentsit's on my mind a lot bc of OCD and it makes me uncomfortable that he's saying it, but it would also be nice to actually look like theysorry
every time shiza posts super bass intro plays in my mindher ebonic powers
>>42777321The way (s)he told the story last time it was a really sweet ex boyfriend that used to call them willowy...>>42777307Do you at least have an elf body? You could always just brainworm yourself into a kink for gimp masks.
>>42777334You didnt look that bad when you werent such a hold hag yet paige
>>42777349idk I have an eating disorder that while I've been in recovery for a long time, it makes it hard to know what I look likeI used to camwhore a lot tho and guys did like my pics, but that's a pretty low bar bc men will fap to anything
Just got an application from a guy named Jihad, I'm gonna hire him without reading the rest.
how do you measure up gays?https://calcsd.info/>>427772877 inches is bigger than 99.35%, but thats still like 1 in 150 guys. a genuine 8 incher is very rare though.
i wish mine was 7x5.5 inches thats honestly perfect big but usable
>>42777386IP grabber
>>42777349I wouldn't be surprised if the ex-boyfriend in question is actually her father, she is fucked up and always draws the same weird stuff, and always bring up the same story every day. Probably he dumped her because "they grew away and he doesn't know the person s(he) is now">>42777334Yes, paige, we got it. You are crazy and now you try to make your father your boyfriend in your mind because there's no one here to play the role of your boyfriend. This is you.
>>42777358thanks slayer>>42777386:|
>>42777406post the record holder
>>42777386mine is like 6 and 7/8" but I think if I lost a little more weight I can push it over 7", those femboys with enormous dicks are a fucking psyop they're just really fucking skinny, you can waste so much cock being a fatty, I forgot how big my dick really was
>>42777440post chubby cock
>>42777406aint no way its rly 3.3 inches
>>42777386it's actually over
if shiza was my femhusband, i'd come into our home drunk right now, tackle her to the ground, put my tiny cocklet in her bussy and came in 30 secs or less. shiza u;m drunk let's go have sex polush whore
Installed DeltaOS. It's dogshit.
what we eatin toniteshpaghetttis?
Do I have the biggest cock in /gg/?
>>42777471its ok just be a bottom i guess
I like small penises my ex was only 5 inches hard but it was still so pretty and cute i loved making it cum everyday teehee
>>42777527u have the most braindmg
bisexual males are ________
>>42777552sexy
>>42777518>95 percentile>not even 6 inchesI refuse to believe this
>>42777552latent transexuals females
>>42777552mentally illt. mentally ill bisexual male
>>42777547My massive cock takes too many nutrients from my brain
>>42777556Remember Indians and Chinese make up over 50% of the global population.
>>42777527Hey i use brave too we should like make out
>>42777552often unfaithful
>>42777570isn't that a cryptobro browser?
i think i might be bipolar for real
>gigi>bisexuals are latent transexual females>irl>you're so straight uwu, are you really going to fuck me? you can be my straight bf :3
>>42777552never without a warm hole to house their willy in.
>>42777540i am but i wanted to fuck somebody at least oncebut now i know they probably wouldn't even feel it...
i always had hypomanic episodes but it feels like it is progressing to the real deal
>>42777582Idk it just has an adblocker for mobile and its easy to use for my bottom brain
>>42777587>4tirl
Laying in the sun feels soooooooo gooooooooood.
>>42777587well it is both of these things those are the two sides of the bisexual coin
>>42777599dude i fucking LOVE sunlight, i always get depressed during winters
>>42777386Not me dih mogging most of earth even though im a bottom >.<
>>42777604wow! really?!
>>42777552unbearable and disgusting
>>42777607hot post hole w/ hard pole hanging underneath
Guys with not very good tattoos.
I need a bf to plow meor honestly even a strangermaybe I should reinstall grindr and find an older guy to just fuck me hopefully with a condom that he doesn't take off
>>42777617its a pajeet dreamin
>>42777570I think we should have a little more in common o.o>>42777582It supported the adblocker I liked after chrome shut it down and blocks ads on mobile. And I could just import all my chrome settings so it was a quick and easy switch.
>>42777599even better with a qt bf while sharing a picnic
>>42777545>i loved making it cum everydaywhy isnt my bf like this :(>>42777590im sure you can if you want to. plenty of guys dont really care about size>>42777607impressive if true. a big cock on a bottom is still hot although i prefer mine to be bigger lol
>>42777625idk that’s about haribo’s measurements big dick bottoms exist
>>42777607flopping big dick bottoms are kings
>>42777622i like ass/thighs like this but im not so into big upper bodies/masc faces. where are the twunks who exclusively do squats at the gym
>>42777594don't do whatever you're thinking of unless it's not actually that bad
>>42777647Idk dude i just post what I like.
>>42777607last warning post your huge bottom cock haribo
>>42777607post cock NOW
>>42777590u can prostate oh from a thumb...
>>42777657I can sense he's under 5'10 but in a good way.
>>42777651its mostly just a near compulsion to snort a key of cocaine and fuck every single hole that looks alright or better and i think im god
>>42777552sidehoes
evens grindr odds check fetlifedubs go to a bar and hope a homophobic redneck beats the shit out of me
>>42777710lol
Need me a silly boy
>>42777607POST COCK NOW, POST COCK RIGHT FUCKING NOW, POST COCK NOW, POST COCK NOW POST COCK, COCK, POST COCK
>>42777710>dubs go to a bar and hope a homophobic redneck beats the shit out of meFor free?
I feel like the concept of sidehoes is not appreciated enough by gay men.
>>42777718I was so closesextuple digits and I'll do dubs but wearing a dress and hope he rapes me too
Meth >>> crack >>> cocaine
>>42777726Gay men skip all that and just have a husband with dick/ass appointments. The idea of sidehoes is Het stuff. Dating someone you don't even like that much...Why.
>>42777730If you wear a dress he's just more likely to murder you.
how to get husband who will agree to spend the rest of his life with me?
I have the cushiest fucking job I could imagine.I spend all day answering like 20 emails and spend the rest of my time either shooting the shit with my coworkers or outside hitting my weed pen.My boss doesn't give a shit because she does the same thing and we have a good thing going.
>>42777750>If a BottomTwo-handed reach around rusty trombones.>If a TopImpromptu Mating Press breedings.
>>42777724yeah why would I have to pay for thatjust go up to a guy, try to flirt with him a little, and then bam he'd lose it>>42777730damn I was way too early with this>>42777745I'm cool with that
So fuck off
>>42777750bounce on it until he goes crazy
>>42777750Lose weight, stay thin, and don't be a total (insufferable) bottom
>>42777775>offy by twofinna kms fr fr
>>42777775No I mean these days he'd ask for a tip afterwards. Times are tough & even homoerotic homophobes have bills.
What is the secret to solid shits?
>>42777771i don't know what any of this means, i'm a virgin>>42777785bounce?>>42777787understooddo gay men like cuddling and playing vidyagaymes?
I don't like trains
i hate fat
Fuck me it's lent already. I forgot to give anything up. What did you give up I'll prob just steal one of yours.
>>42777808you're asking like you're not a gay man
>>42777832You should give that boy hole up to me
>>42777832I gave up cunt sis.
Your gentle voice I hearYour words echo inside meYou said you long for meAnd that you love meAnd I want to see you tooFeels just like I'm fallingIs there nothing I can doWonder if you hear my callingI'm here and waiting for youWhere are you, I can't find youI'm here and waiting for youI'll wait forever for youMom's gone to heaven nowWhy won't she come back downDoes she have someone she loves more than meI thought I could love you betterWe were always togetherIf we took some time apartYou would finally know my heartI'm here and waiting for youWhere are you, I can't find youI'm here and waiting for youI'll wait forever for youI fell in love with you and now you're goneThere's nothing left within my lonely room without youI'm here and waiting for youWhere are you, I can't find youI'm here and waiting for youI'll wait forever for youI'm here and waiting for youWhere are you, I cannot... I cannot find youI'm waiting for youWhere are you, where are you
>>42777832Giving up sending sub tax to large Belarusian MMA fighters via Teams
>>42777722are u seriously retarded?
>>42777777
would you rather a fatass or a flatass
>>42777785>>42777787im a top and this is all i want from my bottom bf desu. make me cum daily and take care of yourself and if i like u personally i could spend my life with you
>>42777832sweetshttps://voca.ro/1bmiatXt5eJX
>>42777898>1000+ posts Jesus Christ chaser gen is autistic
>>42777904Should Bottoms eat Top ass?
whenever i see a really ugly white man i never assume theyre a southerner
>>42777937that's just your mirror fatty
>>42777937probably some hollywood/yuppie phenotype
>>42777914honestly im open to the idea and my bf has hinted at it before, but idk how it works, i keep my ass generally clean but i dont prep before sex so idk, i wouldnt wanna eat ass that hasnt been thoroughly cleaned.
>>42777903probably fat i really like slapping em squeezing em etc
And now I'm back to writing sex scenes
>>42777971Fully facesitting a Bottom after the gym and just gyrating figure-8s on his face is the vibe.
>>42778000i don't get it
>>42777903How fat and how flat? A little pudge can be cute.
>>42778000i dont get it
>>42778005idk the idea is hot but id probably find it gross in reality.
idk why so many ppl enjoy coming to the south and larping as southerner
>>42778041because bad or good it’s the only culture left in america
Have you breathed in the intoxicating scent of a man today
>>42778033It's like fun-gross though. Fake gross. Like sweaty gym sex, but not actual bad hygiene or dirty.
>>42778005I'd rather have twink butt cheeks on my face
>>42778041I live in southeast US but I do not claim southern culture. I do like the world "y'all" it's cute
>>42778054>I'd rather have a bony pelvis stabbing my skull.Well, you do you bro.
>>42778059Never seen a twink with a real ass?
This is the future shiza wants for MMOs
>>42778045?
>>42778062No it kind of goes against the aesthetic. Plus they haven't had enough years to build glutes and a skinny waist, that takes time.
>>42778051my sweaty unwashed asshole is definitely kinda dirty tho
A gentleman top would suck the cum out of their bottoms ass js
>>42778071the rest of the country is deracinated goop
>>42777906cute
>>42778066is this combat mission road to italy?
>>42778088Where do you think the majority of black people live in the US
>>42778089nice, finally a (you), yyyou too, good night
>>42778000Ok that one was funny
>>42778088XD
>>42778096and?
>>42778066strange grapes
>>42778122How can you characterize the south as deracinated
>>42778014shiza levels of obese vs hank hill ass
this is literally every single twinks type
>>42778140you misunderstood both the word deracinated and the way i was using it black people actually were deracinated and then built a culture that became arguably the dominant culture in this country despite being less than 1/6 of the population
valley of the dolls is legendary
>>42778133I will only chat with an AI version of American Olympic shotputter Joe Kovacs
>>42778133
>>42778159Indeed
>>42778163I had to look up old man and I have no idea who that persons profile is who made the character
>>42778155My bad oops, I read it as deracialized
>>42778149every twink I see on grindr just wants another twink
>>42778159valley of the dolls isnt cinema it is theatre
Maybe its jäger
Character.ai is a waste of time, because it will never be horny. Go to spicychat.ai
>>42778177god lancashire must be heaven no annoying larvae spamming you all day
hitler is with me that’s why he keeps giving me 88s
>>42778177Delta shouldn't you live in Manchester I heard that's the gay city
>>42778188I wouldn't know>>42778202thought that was Brighton
cosmetic surgeons especially really need to stop pushing the racial sciences b4 they get sonned rl bad
>>42778213Idk that's what the gays told me when I was there. I only went to Soho when I was in London but the bars close at midnight and I think that's lame
>>42777024>Are you into cannabis?yes its fun>>42778202It's a gay city if Delta lives there>>42778186why'd you wanna chat with an ai?
>>42778231Erotic RP
>>42778231Delta is a black hole of sexuality. If Delta lives in your city it is impossible to maintain your erection.
>>42778186Grok writes porn
>>42778244lmfao wigs
>>42778244delta would prematurely ejaculate from having his hole lightly teased at this point
Need
>>42778245Okay but then you have to use twitter
>>42778226>bars close at midnightseems counterintuitive>>42778244rude
>>42778264No you dont, it's a seperate website
>>42778279I don't want to talk to the hitlerbot
Is Blegma still in the UK? Will I find her at Sweatbox?
>>42778257Delta recoils from any sexual advance made upon him. He will only accept sexual intimacy on his terms and because he never reaches out to anyone, he will never have it.>>42778272And yet I'm not wrong
>>42778284Bit it's fun, you can give it a character personality and that's how it acts. It's not a total sycophant like the others are, either.
Is it wrong, as a sensitive, well-mannered bisexual top, to want a fem bf that will ride my face just after I've shot a load in him?
>>42778299That's what spicy chat does
https://files.catbox.moe/fuui34.jpg
>>42778300i don’t think so but they’re gonna think you’re gay if you ask for that
>>42778160delta looks beautiful
>>42778340Would you believe this is what Delta looks like without glasses? He's so hot he's just completely incapable of accepting or extending affection
>>42778324Slimy yet satisfying
how gay is it to like tango and ballroom dancing but never have actually engaged with it and am too scared to go to a class single plus I'd want to learn the woman's choreography and idk how many guys would be ok with a male partner
>>42778324take one from the back w/ cheeks spread
>>42778361do what u want queen
>>42778324Cute
>>42778449mongol mongrel
>>42778449russian bottom for BAC tops
>>42778357i know he's so stupid, either he has a trauma or trolling us by plowing twinks, twunks, jocks and femboys and lying to our faces
>>42778670he definitely has trauma autistic people have it fucking rough he needs a manic pixie dream twink to fix him
>>42778695Even if one literally fell into his lap he wouldn't know what to do. Idk if Delta has any trauma but he does have crippling depression
teen moms are the most barbaric shit ever
>>42778710that's why the "dream" is in dream twink, he would just start riding delta and taking his huge ginger cock inside and fingering that pink fiery bussy
>>42778739i was gonna post something like this but too many words so i’ll just co-sign this
>>42778412Thank you>>42778380Nyet
one good fuck would change his life he simply doesn’t know what he’s missing out on so he can cope it away
Circumcised cocks
this was so based:https://youtu.be/3FrG68B-BvI?t=4275just reaffirmed that i will not be voting a democrat president in office next election
>>42778245Oh my, really? I can't imagine asking Grok for porn. He's such a sweet boy.
>>42778819newsom moggs and will be the next president whether we like it or not
idk why so many people try moms like you doesnt afraid of anything for that shiti am rly rly rly not DFACS
>>42778788still got the rhoid?
>>42778858Yeah
>>42778869you should talk to dans anal rejuvenation guy
>>42778875I'm going to a removal soon, pain is too bad
>>42778829shiza you're not american you can like it and this won't affect you, stop lusting after newsom's sons
>>42778670>>42778695would trauma be depression hitting me in my teens, becoming withdrawn and missing out on formative stuff?
[SPOILER]I am the artf** dodg**[/SPOILER]
trauma isn't real
>>42778909Your family stunted you and you depressed because you bored instead of doing things in life
there is no g*d.
>>42778931is there a dietician at least?
>>42778819lol his expression of pure disgust always cracks me up
agree or disagree:autistic guys can be hot
https://youtu.be/5jfKMkzbyck
>>42778946Yes but they're all incredibly boring once you start talking to them
>>42778946Yeah they can be just as hot as anyone else as long as they know how to be polite
>>42778946depends on how you feel about furries
>want a bf>do nothing to get one >feel super lonely wishing I had a bf>still do nothingmaybe I do like being lonely idk why else wouldn't I try getting a bfmaybe I'm afraid of being rejected out losing a bf again that is easier to just be alone and fantasize than it would be to open myself up and put myself out there
im kinda afraid about when i go pro the kind of business im getting myself into.ive seen horror stories and im scared i wont be equipped to deal with the kind of situations ill face
>>42778946my ex was hot and possibly autistic, sadly he was bi and literally a pedo
>>42778978You didn't have to include the last part, it was apparent after you mentioned he's autistic and prison gay
>>42778900i live in florida man you’re seeing things>>42778946i prefer slightly whatever the word is divegent bottoms
>>42778968same...Worst part is that it's gonna get harder the older I get. I should break the cycle now but I can't
>>42778978>sadly he was bi and bi
>>42778946I disagree, autistic people are off limits to me like children
>>42779002so true>>42778988he wasn't prison gay, he could and had fucked women. he was even a dad, though thankfully he didn't have custody at all
>>42779017>he was even a dadhot!
>>42779021yeah i know, he was like 20 years older than me and had just a few streaks of silver hairpeak sex
>>42779017Doesn't change things much when he dropped you when you've lived your usefulness. Why did you choose to be with a mess like him? Like holy shit love yourself please
the noir crimelit genre is kinda based
>>42779002you guys will be old before you know it, lamenting can be incredibly addictive but being stuck in your own head is the worst place to be.
>>42778817I don't mind them as long as the operation isn't botched
>>42779041like is us crime story still going on? that versace season was so iconic
>>42779039I actually broke up with him when I accepted that he actually was a pedo and I wasn't just being paranoid
>>42778970just don't hire illegals or people who don't have a good character and you should be fine
>>42779056>you guys will be old before you know itI know I know. That's the worst part.
>>42779073>illegals or people who don't have a good characterthey're the same picture sis
>>42779066Spill the tea
i need to choke a gay guy out with my dick and then fuck his unconscious throat
>>42778968That's cause you are mentally a woman. You will do nothing to improve your lot because you aren't a man sis.
>>42778946Yeah they can be hot but their personality is often a 1/10.
>>42779105daddy!!!!>>42779111what I'm not a woman
>>42779090many Americans have a bad character too
Im diagnosed as autistic
>what I'm not a womanfamous shiza words
do ppl even live in the pnw? i just know it for twin peaks and icarly
i need to choke a gay guy out with my hands and then fuck his unconscious throat
Im also schizophrenic and I have hiv would you date an autistic schizophrenic hiv guy?
>>42779160Sure aslong as hes not fat
>>42779182Wig
>>42779182Im fat too
>>42779160i could overlook schizo and autistic but fat nah
>>42779189that's not fat, just a hppy poony tummy eating for two
>>42779160do you really have HIV? everytime I come across a guy on Grindr who says he's poz in his profile, they are never fat or overweight.
the jews should be slain down to the last child for what they did to gd shaking my head
>>42779189reminds me ofhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ik_nK6UdCMc
>>42779200Ive posted pictures with my meds before and my anti psychotics make me fat they make you fat and bald but the tradeoff is you hallucinate less
I would take "autism" more seriously if shrinks were more honest and instead just called it "Shitty Parent Syndrome Type 38".The modern child psychologist profession today is just writing excuse notes for garbage parents. You take no interest in your childs development, throw your hands up and let the state education system, internet and television program your kids with incoherent nonsense, abandon them to their rooms and shrug when they seem physically isolated from their peer age group, if you notice at all.And then have the gall to run to some pseudo medical quack asking what can be done when the kid starts to glitch. You accepted responsibility for the growth of a human being, not a fucking house plant, you lazy, self interested hedonist fucks.And for some reason its always boys because to claim a female is malfunctioning would suggest something a girl does is unacceptable and might be accountable for it.
>>42779242ok the lips are kinda nice but trash otherwise/10
>>42777044popcorn lung <3>>42777071that's a downer, so, you don't get high on cannabis, just strange, and sedated...wanna some sweet methamphetamine with me tho? your trip is kinda hot ngl hihi... *blush*
>>42779242he would honestly look better with a little body hair he’s just a little too big to pull it off
>>42779286mustaches look like a side effect of AIDS medicine but good enough for a facedown poke
vaping is so lame. smoking can be kinda hot, vaping just screams neckbeard
would you date a 5'2" top?
>>42779324yasss
>>42779324yeah he can sit in my handbag when we go out
>>42779318Vaping smells a lot nicer though
>>42779318I loved smoking so much but smoked way too much.
>>42779408if u truly love something u have to let it go....
new shart >>42779420
>>42779259Go tf off queen
>>42779415yeh and you know I'd have probably died at 55.
>>42778946no dey dont lift
