gays with guns editionlast pee >>42777024
>>42779420married bi faggot here, I got bred last night for the first time, AMA
>>42779459Does your wife know?
>>42779459how long until you start wearing panties?
>>42779459did you take video
>>42779484No. Marriage is dying. We're going to divorce, already discussed it, just a matter of separating our assets amicably. Nothing bad, no animosity, just a shit partnership that doesn't work for either of us. No kids so selling the house is the only wiggle. Neither of us is going to contest anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAsV0fHGBiM20 minutes
>>42779494>>42779496Already wear them, no photos. Not out and since I'm bi I don't really plan to be out unless I meet THE guy and have to have the conversation with deeply repressive middle eastern family lmao
>>42779459when will you kill yourself?
A while back someone here mentioned sniffies and wow. This app is pretty cool, found out the convenience store guy I see pretty regularly is on there while on the clock. So far all I've done is car bjs when it gets dark out. But some of these guys are out here straight up putting their house address, leaving their doors unlocked for cum dumps. Those posts scare me though cos they never specify if theyre clean or not.
>>42779531Probably never since I generally enjoy my life, my job, and make more than 150k base in a LCOL area
I seem to be able to only write two kinds of romantic leads: the gruff loner who's outer shell is chipped away by the protagonist or the giant golden retriever who brings light into the protagonist's life. What do you prefer?
>>42779551Both of them dating each other.
>>42779527>brownI thought your story was hot until this point.
>>42779564That's OK. I like racist tops too.
Bro, I'm just going to be straight and read poetry.
i need to stop gooning
>>42779420Bottoms should always carry a superperforator in their purse incase theres tops in heat outside
>>42779548a bummer really, but you may change your mind when you become a tranny, fingers crossed
>>42779562Lmao I literally wrote a story where that was basically what happened and the protagonist was their third. Immediately accepted by the golden retriever but had to prove himself to the gruff loner because otherwise the loner was a cruel dom top who only saw the protagonist as a sex object.
>>42779420I've been watching the news in Mexico all afternoon over this Mencho blow-up and thought I was looking at CJNG scumbags.Mexico fascinates me because the government, criminals, business class and miltitary is all the same blob.Of course it takes something like this to make into the the American (((news))).Democrats don't want Americans to see a bunch of Catholics take arms against the government, and Republicans don't want you to see what a truly unregulated "state" looks like.Apparently now that the cartel is going after oil, suddenly the government takes notice. What a coincidence.Its not so different here. Here, the oil businesses like Chevron and Exxonmobil also buy politicians, corrupt the government and recruit and arm young desperate men into fighting over territory. Its called the US military.
But all of God's love means nothing to me now
>>42779551This>>42779551
>>42779589Not really an autogynephile I just like how my ass looks in a thong
>>42779582I chapped the skin from gooning too much once.
>>42779601SOON
>>42779582Buy a chastity cage
>>42779582I havent gooned at all this year its so freeing and you start feeling so amazing when you stop spilling your seed everyday arent frying your brain with adrenaline and wasting so many nutrients to replenish your nut
I remember when I was at the soup kitchen one time I was talking to this guy when the police rolled up on him all of the sudden and said they got calls he was hitting on and flirting with a 13 year old girl (he was like 35) and then he started screaming at the top of his lungs so everyone could hear "SHE WAS 16 SHE WAS 16" lol but the cops did not arrested him i dont know why but they just gave him a warning
>>42779551golden retriever knotting the protagonist.what? my psych told me it's fine...
>>42779574Genuinely the probably only unhealthy part of my sex life is how badly I like to get dominated by both BWC and BBC tops
>>42779639Timur...
>>42779633Straight pedos are a protected class
>>42779633bet she was 17 at leasttrannie scum trying to confuse based totally gay men...
>>42779651fuck stop trying to trigger my autism you mean son of a very wet pussy whore!
>>42779642Yeah its not having unprotected sex with diseased strangers you plague rat i cant wait till you degens breed antibiotic resistant super gonorrhea that will wipe you all out
I shouldn't have to suffer association with bi bottoms as a bi top. I've already got my own mental illness to deal with.
>>42779639I write in macro, not omegaverse!
>>42779459tits or gtfo
>>42779633Guh, I hate how "underage" dating is like a death sentence in the west. If both parties are completely consenting theres nothing wrong with that. Humans have been fucking very young since the dawn of time. Yet suddenly (((they))) made it illegal for 2 consenting parties to date/fuck.
>>42779680Write an omega in heat having a nervous breakdown because he cant breed and nest with his alpha
I don’t understand how you can fuck guys, fuck girls, and then decide “hmmm I still want girls”.
>>42779670I have a job, money and health insurance, prep and doxypep exist, and the top who bred me is someone I've been playing with for a while, just stopped using condoms.
>>42779667What did I do?
>>42779585bullliiii!
>>42779689You should kill yourself.
Just seen a 19 year old twink with premature balding and i think the bald spot in the back of his head is so cute
>>42779670>oh no I caught the disease I wished on my enemies who could have ever seen this coming
>>42779697oh ok cuz i wanted to know
>>42779690nta but so fucking disgusting!typical homos being true perverts while us based men (she/her) telling the truths...
>>42779691Its because girls are on average way more responsible with their hygiene. Im sorry but the majority of gays are downright disgusting.
>>42779689Moralfags always want to feel good about themselves so they love to make rules for everyone else. I hate it. They need to shut the fuck up and get out of my way and let me do things that are obviously morally fine.
>>42779702Explain why its wrong without just saying "its bad because.... it just is okay!!!"
>>42779702woah buddy post polehow old u btw
>>42779703Perfect for this
>>42779719No.>>4277972030.
>>42779703thats a mirror kid...
>>42779710I have noticed everyone in this thread seems disgusted with each other but I thought that was because there are many fake posters in here for some reason.
>>42779723XDDDD LOL
>>42779727location? why are u trippin if you are ugly?
>>42779716It's a basic reflex in normal adult humans that when a child is at risk of being abused by an adult that we go lowkey psychotic and plot their murder.
>>42779691women are far more attractive on average and vaginas feel better than butts and they have tits are feminine and can be absolutely beautiful lol
>>42779765Alright. I believe you, it’s just hard to empathize.
>>42779582repent gooner>>42779765Well that's just like...your opinion man
>>42779691Girls are squishier.
>>42779818God I hate the tongue thing some gays do
>>42779765Then what are you doing here subhuman? You can simply go where there are more things catching your eye and not waste oxygen
>>42779835its cause they dont know how, havent trained in a mirrror
I want to kiss men
>>42779765too bad none of them want you huh
>>42779818is this hasan piker
>>42779818Destiny if he tried
>subhuman>love and tolerancewhat a joke
>>42779800lol comes with the territory
No one is obliged to tolerate you
>>42779800HELOOooOOOoOOoooo
>>42779927Oh now you get it.
>>42779927So true worstie
>>42779831Yeah see that seems like a negative to me. Even guys with a little extra feel so much more solid, it’s much more satisfying to drive into them than soft women.
>>42779927They do if they want to live
>>42779972whats your name
>>42777024Yes, but I think it makes me more gay. I was high and walking in a store with someone I had just met and he said I was gay and called me a slur. I don't know what happened. I thought we were having a good time.
ARMPITS
>>42779927No one is entitled to life. I can chop their ass the second it proves convenient sis.
>>42780018It sounds like you are leaving a lot out of the story. What happened then? Or before even?
if there was a button to delete every DL gay or immediately win $25 billion dollars i think i would press the button
When elon musks trans daughter went on Hasans stream, do you guys think Hasan blew her back out afterwards?
>>42780069There's not much else. I had just met a family member's new boyfriend (he was really cute). We were just smoking and chatting a bit, and then we went into Walmart and walked around for a bit browsing some stuff. He did lean over to me and told me to "straighten up" but I didn't know what he meant so I just giggled a little, then after we left the store he got mad at me and insulted me and I never saw him again.
>>42779972wait so you're bisexual and decided to just stick with guys? or were you just gay and hadn't figured it out yet?
>>42779885we all do
>>42779998Why? Need a new target to stalk?
>>42780145The latter.
>>42780147not me, i don't want cooties
>>42780212only girls carry cooties
>>42780185yes
>>42780143I'm sorry it didn't go well. Mj can have that effect, making you less aware of your behavior, so its not really your fault if you didn't know. He probably thought you were ignoring his request to behave in a way that would not draw uncomfortable attention to him. Maybe you can still patch things up and explain to him. Neither of you deserve to keep hard feelings about it.
>>42780053Mashallah me and sister muslima deem this brother halal
>>42780018Weed for sure makes you more gay. I used to routinely mix weed and poppers before I decided giving myself cancer was a bad idea. Potent combo and would make me a turbo slut in bed.
>>42780274He's the one that made it gay by not bringing his girlfriend, he has to just hold the L atp if we're being serious. + Marina is also visibly gay, she could have been quiet and stared at her feet the whole time and would have looked even MORE like his femboy plaything. He's a dumb asshole.
I wish nanami would spit in my face
A mattress stuffed with armpit hair
I got topped by a married MAGA dad who racially degraded the fuck out of me and I enjoyed it
Help why is the first guy so fruity :sob::sob: he serving FACE tho
>>42780053Christ, that looks appetizing.
>>42780480>t. Asian
>>42780480Wouldn't it be nice if everyone's racist or sexist feelings were all repressed desires?
odds just take out a loan for the computerevens you don't need it
>>42780544it's the makeup I imagine
>When it gets in your eyes and nose and you have a 5 minute coughing and sneezing fit with burning eyes and tears streaming after getting him into your lungs and corneas and he's like>Are you good?>Cumming from the humiliation without genital or prostate stimulation>You will never match my freak or possess my talents.
>>42780671>a loan for the computerwtf are you buying?
>>42780704i like to use things like affirm, afterpay, klarna. they grant small term loans. in this instance like 3k$. you have fixed payments. it's like a credit card, but not a credit card because you can't remax out the loan.
sometimes i get really shit faced and buy the whole cart after window shopping for weeks.
>>427807513k for a pcgood god man
>>42780819Maybe anon is ballin
sup bros, what are you up to
>>42780628>>42780649God yes, I want to be a cum receptacle for white men with repressed desires for asian bois
>>42780764if returns are free, why not
>>42780880waiting to sleep
>>42780819a laptop. . . i just don't if it's strong enough to six-box in ffxi. my old laptop struggled running four accounts at once. i haven't had a new one in a couple years at this point. no computer for three or four, now? i lost count.the itch to make a prime weapon is really wearing on me.
>>42780910sleep is overrated altho...are you nekkid?
>>42780917>a laptopbuild a pc
>>42780934i don't wanna
>>427809623 grand for a laptop is extortion
>>42780666sixes again
>>42780666I hate how cute this is...
so i was stuck on a train today with this sorta ok looking guy who i thought was gay and i wanted to talk to him but i've never picked up a guy in person, how do you do thatps: it wouldn't have worked anyway because he spent all his time talking to this chunky manlet so i don't think i was his type.
>>42780997welcome to america
idk. there's no upcoming gacha units i really want to max out so was thinking about a fancy laptop.
I shave my chest
>>42780880Getting ready for bed.
https://youtu.be/-VIHKKav_xI?si=riMvqGXQCYh18y58
>>42781171which gacha do you play_
>>42781181why?
So apparently no democrats stood for the mother of Iryna Zarutska. Because Trump was the one to bring it up. I’m actually fucking shocked at how evil and soulless the left has become. They’re fucking deranged.
I wish for a boyfriend who loves me safely, and can take the place my father didn't
>>42781356They didn’t stand up because a black guy—released by a liberal judge—killed her.
how did you figure out you liked butt sex
>>42781416Put my dick in a butthole, felt the furry cheeks slapping back against me and never wanted for more
>>42781416when I would wipe my butt as a kid, it felt really really good if I just did it really hard at one spotI would even "scratch my butt" by basically slamming my fingers against my prostate, not around other people though
>>42781356Imagine being debaser right now
some of us had positive female role models instead of forced diversity.
>>42781452lol ok. ever topped?
This place feels really mean and nasty and hostile so I'm going to try to will you to become nicer and happier.
>>42781491i'm nice and happy. the mean angry people will never get better
https://litter.catbox.moe/81n5h3idzp2sobjb.jpeg
>>42781187noted
>>42781514Somebody in here feels like a tight knot of negativity.
>knot unf
>>42781469no lol, no desire to do soborn to bottom, forced to wipe
>>42781556multiple trips are like that, much less anons
>>42781564dicklet?
>>42781522Softie
>>42781491u sound lile a fucking infantile troon>>42781208neatvid
Can you feel me relaxing you? Who is it who is so tense?
>>42781604>>42781602
>>42781577yes, but I'm also just massively a fan of being dominated and getting fucked, with no desire to top >>42781604sry I'm really tense
>>42781604yes yesss! sooo relaxin wwwaaaaaooooouuuu
>>42781602You're not the tense one. You seem bored.
i'm carrying a lot of tension in my hole
>>42781670show hole
>>42781657verytense, the way its going gonna ise up all hit the national sick days avr in 6 months kektenseits 2am fuckbrush teef pee in sink
anyone ever think about getting repeatedly slapped in the face with a big dick and cumming from just that alone
I have to go do a family bonding exercise but I will be back later. Drink water.
>>42781682too tense>>42781706don't get the dick slapping thing. there's more fulfilling things to do with dick
relaxed my hole tooo much :/>>42781717gn
Lucky Star seems pretty OK for having a weeb name
was this design intentional
>>42781522https://litter.catbox.moe/3z2x4m1ku0gh3kxl.jpeg
>>42781766Lucky Star the tripfag i meanIm going away now
>>42781783bp shouldn't be greenshould be pink
>>42781897I think that would've been to obviousthis is like an encrypted gay signal
>>42781725It's not super intense but it's a hot and cute thing to do
>>42781804lol hanes
>>42781958i guess. i do like nuzzling my bf's crotch but not everyone is into it
>>42782013>nuzzling my bf's crotchvery enjoyable activity
>>42782044it is but he's always wearing pants :(
>>42782013that's cute too
Crazy cramp in my back right thigh :(
>>42782077that's what the zipper is for
Please stop talking about intimacy. I can deal with the hornyposting but being emotionally and physically fulfilled is a bridge too far
>>42782097It's not the same. It would be fine if he wore shorts or just his boxers. Jeans aren't comfy. Who even wears clothes at home. Kinda weird
>>42782092Told you. Drink water.
>tfw nobody nuzzling my crotch
>>42782131yeah that's trueboxers are really sexy imo>>42782113imagine a guy stroking your hair and calling you a good little boy while you nuzzle and kiss and sniff his crotch
>>42782188Fuck you
>>42781706https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1772072795477639.webm
Raep.
>>42781706It's fun but I live for a brutal throat fucking
Thoughts on Ace Carter?
>>42782360right? until my throats sorer than smoking a pack of camels.
>>42782210maybe he'd even use his other hand to squeeze your butt a little, or scratch your lower backor he'd let you hold his dick in your mouth and just be comfy like that without performing oral sex bc he knows you just like how it feels, and he enjoys it too. maybe lay down and have you laying on your belly in between his legs, with your face in his crotch and arms hugging around his hips while he drapes a leg over you and rubs his foot affectively against you, and you could fall asleep with his dick pressing against your face like a hot water bottle
>>42782378idk who that is what color is his hole
I want a bf to go look at the stars with.I can see 1 star from my bed. So much light pollution. That star is the light from a distant sun. So powerful it shines as a strong white dot against the vast darkness of the universe.
>>42782403
>>42782404that's so deep anyways post pole
>>42782404here's a comfy pic I took of the Pleiades a few months ago desu stargazing is nice
>>42782404I see the moon sometimes
>>42782411eh not my type of guy
>>42782188That's not gay. Thats just sad. I think there is a tendency among mental cripples to seek acceptance by calling any mentally warped fantasy involving a man "gay". And its such a big part of "gays" that no one even notices. So everyone just assumes that all gays are mental cripples and that that's what gay actually is. Because there is no limit to what they do that gay wont accept as one of their own. Which basically makes it true. If you can't tell who is a mental cripple, it means you're one of them.
nothing gay about nuzzling and huffing your bros crotch
>>42782456how is that sad thoughit's a guy showing me affection while we're being intimate with each otherI nuzzle his crotch because I find him attractive and I like him as a person and want to express the happiness and love I have for him, and he reciprocated by also expressing his affection through physical touch by stroking my hair and offering verbal praise and using a more personal intimate way of referring to me to communicate that he also feels a closeness between us, while using diminutive language to convey that he thinks I'm cute and lovable
>>42782487Sounds lovely to me.
https://voca.ro/1oPKYqqiTkTm
>>42782475it was a practical joke
Thoughts on cum?
twas but a jape... unless?
Cum on thots?
>>42782533https://voca.ro/19D2a1h2PByy
>>42782558Honest thoughts on my glasses slayer
>>42782579You legit look fucking disgusting.
What about my shoes? What if you saw me wearing a black turtleneck a fur coat black waffle pants and high heels
>>42782581Thanks sisma you still rocking the Jimmie neutron haircut?
>>42782579https://voca.ro/1kmjFw3Q30Yr
>>42782599Thank you im actually losing weight by vomiting
>>42782608https://voca.ro/1m0Lx0aayel0
>>42782632Im actually vomiting uncontrollably its been happening for weeks
>>42782644Thats not slayer it cant be
>>42782594Who the fuck are you even talking about? Stupid ass pedophile bitch.
>>42782641https://voca.ro/174dE9LMoXif
Just shut up bitch. Ugly ass balding white pig.
whos uglier crsi or methi
me. i'm the ugliest one.
>>42782748https://voca.ro/1aX4O5PNm2Gm
https://voca.ro/167hCxaUwyJ8
>im leaving im never coming back im straight i have a gf!!!
you should be allowed to perform surgeries on a bottom like if you decide they don’t really need an appendix
No life will ever be like this again ;_;
Yeah I’m just gonna play overwatch.
>>42783035Fggot game
>>42783039Pedophile.
>>42783016having someone dig around in your guts must feel so intimate
Hello! Good evening! I hope you're doing well.>>42780274I guess so. Thank you for offering your perspective. This was like 10 years ago and their relationship didn't last long but I still think about it and I feel like it's made me a little more self conscious because it was the first time I opened up to a new person in a long time and the last person since.>>42780346Yeah, it really seems like it doesI've heard of poppers but I don't know what it is but I've heard it's dangerous
drugs don't make anyone gay. They just lower your inhibitions. The gay was already inside
Americans deserve ICE. I hope ICE starts targeting more citizens, I hope more get shot. They dealt this kind of shit to the countries they invaded for centuries now. They then treat those same criminal, depraved soldiers like heroes. Their entire culture is centered around the veneration of their armed forces, who act 10 times worse than ICE does. The United States and its disgusting, subhuman people cannot be punished by any other country on Earth for its sins. It is only fitting they are the ones to deal their own punishment.
delta I wish you looked like this
>>42783186poppers make your butthole relax i think the chemicals are probably not great for youalso known as vhs cleaner
Why do people pretend bottoms are the romantic one? You can spill your guts to them and they'll just respond with something sexual.
what do you mean i can't smoke inside? what is this, jina?
>>42783235I'm bi though>>42783301Oh gosh I didn't know that! That seems kinda scary.Also I didn't know some people have trouble relaxing their butt?>>42783327I'm not very outwardly sexual despite still craving sexual contact. Sometimes I'll be around people talking about sexual stuff and I just kinda stay neutral.
>>42783343i was at the movies last night and when a character lit up a cig i got so mad that i couldn't do it too without getting arrested. bring it back>>42783378i think they're for really spur of the moment sex idk i'm basically a virgin
>>42783423Oh, thanks hahaAnd me too
>>42782256much appreciated>>42782360never experienced it, what's the appeal?
delta.be skinnydelta.be srxydelta be sluttydelta be smart
>>42783501Delta seems smart and friendly :)
>>42779420Hiii
I’m gonna rip a huge orgasm out of me right now. I’m so fucking horny.
>wake up early>think it's probably like 3 or 4am>check phone>half past midnightbleh
>>42783518Hello, Anon! How are you doing today?>>42783535Happy midnight hehe
i think it's about time you guys took your meds.
i sat next to a gay couple and they were such normies that i didn't even feel jealousi only get angry when i see cute couplesbecause where's mine? where's my bf??
>>42783571Lol
porn destroyed my ability to get erections and thus ruined my romantic life. Cucked and mindbroken by porn
So what happenned
>>42783573You're not good looking, darling
So The Most beautiful boy in the world was Tankanon?
sometimes i think you guys get your panties in a twist over posts i make so you do passive aggressive shit like ddos the wifi. god forbid you have a couplabears.
what's the big deal? calm down. god.
>>42783589nope Cersei
Is anyone else itt playing this yet
>>42783663play space age
>>42783663Yeah, I’m trying to unlock the throbbing domain.
>>42783663it looks cool but games like that are intimidating to me i'm bad at long term strategy stuff
meow
asian guys have brown nipples
>>42783776koreans can have pink nipples sometimes.
do you like curvy tops
builtfat brown men
>>42783706Playing factorio feels like work>>42783708Took me two tries with the meat cube because the first run I put it on my fighter and he ran into a disguise ambush cat in the sewers and then got feared the next turn and ran into another one>>42783730It's not really that hard. Most of the long term strategy is just to get little bonuses for your cats but you can definitely beat the game with just pretty generic not min maxed cats. I say that having not beat the game yet tbfThis is my gay cat
We will own your thoughtsWe’ll own the song stuck in your headWe’ll leave you kicking and screaming so you can thank us in the end
>>42783789lol
>>42783924what
i just ate 2000 calories
>>42783947of what
>>42783947yeah of what
>>42783956>>42783961cum
>>42783970well ok then
>>42783970uh thats kinda gay
well
i'm not ashamed, why would i be?
i am NOT white because my secondary skin color is dark pink instead of pale pink and my hair is dirty blonde instead of platinum blonde.
>>42784015White castle is so ass
>>42784015fat fucking amerilard gaydead hicktown redneck
more like shite assle.
pass the soda
>>42784015just big and greedy
>>42784017natural platinum blond hair is very rare, most blonds end up dirty blond
>>42779585You guys carry around purses?
>>42784015I never got them from the diners. But I've bought them frozen and they were surprisingly good as simple sliders. I mean you need four of them to fill up but its a nice simple formula; burger, cheese, onion, pickle. Ofc you can add condiments and such. I bet the diner ones are great.
>>42784066rest in fucking peace smiling friends
veiny cock
i find extremely white teeth very weird
>>42784121>this is how I find out.But seriously though, is it actually normal for bottoms to carry purses around?
rawr >.<
>>42784141Now I am curious too. There are manbags, backpacks, and those peculiar bags with the drawstring. I guess totes are bit different.I guess I might be a bit of an old school chud, I just have bulging coat pockets that are basically EDC urban survival kits.
>>42784151glomps you >:3
>>42784137smiles at you britishly
can a bi bf ever be too straight?
>>42784141i take this out with me sometimes when i have a few small things but not enough for a backpack and it's too hot to wear a jacket with pockets
just realized im almost donewhat a shitty bp to start off withthis is the last reward?
>>42784208and i get this from the lego box lol
>>42784185what
Im horny again
>>42784208https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkJYdRGu14Y
>>42784258When you're happy you just enjoy the musicWhen you're sad you understand the lyrics...
>>42784258oh just realized i posted this in homogenoopsie
>>42784303you're already tracer
its actually kind of crazy how much food the human stomach can hold
It's 2am. What're you doing?
its actually kind of crazy how much cock the human throat can hold
im just reporting every cat player in qpi dont care anymore
>>42784356hawk tuah puke on that thang
I was going to make a sandwich then go to bed, but I might stay up and play Marvel Rivals or Apex Legends.
>>42784137for me it's about how straight and aligned the teeth are more so than coloris there anyone with crooked ass teeth who is a good person? doesn't seem like ityou either got straight teeth or you're a crook (you're mentally and physically crooked) and maybe you should consider braces or veneers, infact the government should pay for it so we don't have to pity you
>>42784349when will this dumb nigger figure out nobody wants to make small talk with him?
morning bros
Sandwich time
So good!
new>>42784496>>42784496
